/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>adorable guerilla zatsu from Rosemi-sama last night
>just found out Rosemi might do ASMR
AAAAAAHHHHH MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT
How the hell does she do it? She's so goddamn adorable and precious.

Confess thornyboys. How many times have you listened to this?
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1419515248369885186?s=20

How is Rosemi so cultured? Finana should take notes.

>>6971478
no he means the great wosemi-sama!

>>6941485
There is hope!

I love this plant!

>>6904909
It's her way of insinuating that her chat have tiny dicks and are bugs/beneath her in standing.

>>6882773
Based

Based

i refuse to believe this fucking plant doesn't know exactly what she's doing. she acts shy on stream, but gives hints of S. she's absolutely a fucking master of manipulation, the very definition of a two-faced slut. I want to be the lucky/unlucky bastard who fully falls for this honeytrap. she can act sweet in public to get me to talk to her, then pretend to show interest in me to lock me into a manipulative relationship with her. sure I'd get to pollinate her rosegarden, but only when she's bored enough to want to use me as her personal dildo & boytoy. she'd drain my wallet more often than anything, getting me to buy her expensive lolita clothing, streaming gear, and whatever meals she wants. In public she'd act like a shy embarrassed cutie, while in private she'd constantly switch between acting nerdy, disinterested, and sadistic towards me. i'd never ever find out what her true nature is and i wouldn't care. i'd just come home from work to find her streaming, dressed up all cute, and start making dinner for her. If i tried to initiate sex she'd push me away because she knows it'd leave me frustrated, only when I'm tired or not expecting it will she ever decide to fuck me and even then she'll make it as frustrating and uncomfortable for me as possible. she'd do crazy shit like give footjobs under the table at a cafe while im trying to order food or leglock me right after she said its not a safe day. this fucking flower is going to be the death of me; I'll stay in wage slavery for her and always be too tired and horny to ever think straight again. I'll just be her loyal paypig for eternity until eventually i fuck up and go broke after which she'll dump me for the next victim. she's not a rose, she's a venus flytrap and I'm just a helpless fuckign bug compared to her.

Rosemi can't stop winning!