/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>32235377
Why are holobronies so awfully threatened by the existence of fairies?

>>32133385
>cheer when SEAnigger jannies refuse to delete doxx, CP and gore in generals you don't like
>cheer when SEAnigger jannies let the catalog get flooded in shit all day long because it's against chuubas you don't like
>"OH NO SEANIGGER JANNY WHY ARE YOU BREAKING THE RULES AND DELETING MY MORI POSTS NOW- ACK!"
Holobronies and getting what they fucking deserve, name a more iconic duo.

>>31819677
Please step into the pentomo room. Ignore the stains, they're just jam.

On the brightside Luca won't show up because her views are dogshit

Today I sent out 2 job applications. I WILL escape this job and I WILL be happy!

>>31581441
>You niggers will be the death of the entirety of the NijiEN branch
In two more weeks, right? Like /vt/ said two weeks ago, and two weeks before that, and before that ad perpetuum all the way back to Lazulight debuting with 3view numbers and -totally- being dead in the water and stuck at sub-100k forever.

See you next year!

>Nijisanji will fail! Any day now for sure! Two more weeks!

JINZOU FIRE FAIBO WAIPAA

>>31389189
>OP wrangles android candy bar phone for shared hotspot between 20 people
>he double-checks his pagpag is deep fried enough to kill the worst of the parasites
>he sits down in the mud of his Jakarta straw hut
>"The TIME HAS COME to make the THREAD that will FINALLY kill Vox Akuma and NijiEN! It's over, Nijisanji!"

>Pomu milking Selen in the cum dungeon

>>31194785
Holy cow bronies really can't take criticism. Like one sentence total and it's two days and fifty threads of impotent whining.

>>31145367
>also the two worst fanbases and two most annoying streamers
hmmm...really roasts the almonds...

>>31113887
>not even a month without the brand and holobronies are already harassing her
You cannot make this shit up holy shit. Parody level stuff.

Why aren't you a paypig for your oshi anon? Why talk about them when it could be you doing the donations?

>>30811522
>Lazusydia were kino and MVPs of the Tourney
>Luxtys completed jobbed and ruined the entire final
What a metaphor for the EN branch

>Nijisanji is poor
>oh shit they're literally billionaires

>Nijisanji gets no views
>oh shit they're pulling 100k+

>Nijisanji is small
>oh shit Nijifes is more than twice the size of our incel gathering

>NijiEN will fail
>oh shit it has multiple 500k+ streamers in less than a year

>It's over for [LIVER] they said hi on twitter/didn't pander to incels/are liked by women/didn't follow my schizo made up rules/know Chinese
>oh shit they're still streaming

Come on you fucking losers. Tell me another one.

>>30677189
>I guess you never watch porn, that's cuck behavior, why would you ever want to watch two people having sex instead of having it yourself
Yes.
Porn is an evil and destroys the brains of our youth
I don't know why women think this is an 'own'

I am so happy...I finally get to see my wife dance and sing in 3D....

>>30177498
You just know he was absolutely seething inside

>Despise big pointed ears
>Falling in love with Pomu
It just doesn't make sense anons, how does this work!

Nobody cares about your shitty sub 2k collab between the worst members of 2 branches sis
Pomu and Selen are streaming pure kino right now

>>29943720
Imagine seeing her cute and tiny flaccid cock for the first time, involuntarily making you smile due to its adorable size, with Pomu looking at you all poutily because of your reaction.
You then take it into your mouth, still smirking, and start giving it some small licks and suckles.
Soon you feel it grow in your mouth, pulsing to life, slowly filling you up more and more....and soon making you realize that this is getting a little too large for you to handle.
It's making you wonder...no...FEAR how much larger it might get still.
Its continuous swelling makes it harder and harder to keep it in, but just as you try to move backwards, you feel Pomus hands on your head, pushing you further into her crotch with surprising strength.
Tears start forming at the corners of your eyes as her cock reaches your throat, making it difficult to breathe.
You look up at her, pleading with your eyes, begging to let you go, yet Pomu doesn't budge an inch, keeping your head in a perfect lock as her member continues to grow and grow.
Just as you feel like you're about to pass out, Pomu finally lets go, and you immediately slip off of her cock, making a sloppy wet sound as the tip pops out of your mouth, a string of saliva still connecting it to your lips.
As you gasp for air, you look up at her dick, and are met with a sight at which you cannot help but gulp involuntarily: Her cock is throbbing and standing tall at a very impressive size, precum dribbling from its tip and running down its saliva coated shaft...it was a stark contrast to how cute and tiny it was before.
Pomu looks down at you with a smirk on her face, and gently places a single hand on your head, urging you towards her dick again.
"Now, be a good boy and finish what you started..."

>>29884295
cuck

>>29787305
The numbers say otherwise.