/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I played Apex for the first time today and I had fun
Something might be wrong with me

>>8689716
based

kino fucking collab

I love it when Selen hits her table

>>8538905
https://mega.nz/folder/xhQFTAQa#T_fFaPO1G_XO7xiORjXHCA

>>8469137
wdym?

>>8454734
based

>>8443817
Based gay dragon, get that penguin pussy!

I love Selen!

>>8290513
From the previous thread cause I was late to the party
(You) go out to the park with Selen but it turns out she's just as extroverted and excited outside. Play ball games, feed the duckies on the pond, frisbee with Ember while Selen mocks you for a wimpy throw before she launches it into the lake. Lines of laughing required.

THEY DID IT

>>8233004

>No way am I telling the ant story now during starcraft
>"do it"
>Ok so one time at camp *gets interrupted by starcraft*
>doesn't tell it
lmao she was persuaded so easily

>SCP

>>7779421
ba bada bum
ba bum bada bum

>>7729436
I believe it.

Imagine marrying Selen Tatsuki and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her gaming reps up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Selen is glowing and her gamer activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her fridge body. Now imagine in a few months Selen has to stop her intense gaming because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Selen's face when her doctor tells her that she should take a break on her apex reps for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive toxicity is doing more harm than good. Imagine Selen reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop pwning n00bs for now for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Selen Tatsuki raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine Towering above her while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Selen up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine Sniffing her hair as she lies facing upwards on top of your torso and guides your hands around her like a scarf. Imagine rubbing Selen's hard sensitive nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids. Imagine teasing Selen about how her breasts are too small to feed three kids and how she'll need to start saving it up early, leading to her not milking herself for weeks and accidentally turning her tiny supple breasts into overfilled perky veiny perky lumps that spurt succulent cream at the slightest touch. Imagine Selen being proud of her breast growth despite it being painful and unhealthy and imagine the look on her face when the doctor says she should just start milking herself and how her husband (you) would probably be willing to help. Imagine spending hours with Selen's now plump squishy body resting on your lap while you suck the milk out of her tits. Imagine the extra weight from her pregnancy making it difficult to walk for her and turning her partially immobile during the last month. Imagine Selen tryharding motherly charms like learning to cook and decorating the baby room and lactating. Imagine your comments having made her self concious about her milk production so she starts tryharding supplements and massages to increase her yield to nearly a quart of milk per day. Selen's competitiveness would overpower her small amount of reasoning and have her end up a dairy soaked mess for weeks because of her overstimulated mammaries. Imagine holding her cool dragon hand while she's in the maternity ward giving birth and in her half dazed state right after pushing out three beautiful children she says "my new gahaheheaamers aeeehahheheh" and she falls asleep and you wrap all your children in yellow blankets cause they're legendary and they fall asleep in her arms while you sit next to her and poke her flabby stomach.

based

>>7555282
More tangents you say? Coming right up!

>>7502237
Cute!

Why does she laugh at everything?

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Selen Tatsuki. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married)I would do everything in my power to make Selen Tatsuki as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my pampering her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits in the shape of bubble waffles to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. Selen will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere but her breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Selen's stomach grumbling due to her weird cravings based diet and kicking children in her womb and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the back of the neck which she will undoubtable cackly about with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth. Every day I will take glamorous pictures of my wife Selen, it doesn't matter what she's doing she could be sleeping or eating or lazing around watching TV, she's beautiful not matter what. I'll even keep a high quality 3D scan file of her pregnant belly for every single month of every single pregnancy, and when we have enough experience with our first 2 or 3 rounds, we can go back and see which ones were the hottest. I bet her favorite would be twins, big enough to be noticible but not terribly more difficult than a singlet. Maybe she's too competitive though and just wants to maximize numbers, which I would be more than happy to support. Selen will grind pregnancy reps until she can consistently get knocked up with septuplets and I will personally crown her the world champion breeder, with a trophy full of my cum obviously. Our children would spread across the globe to bring joy and laughter to the masses and bring about a new golden age of humanity. Selen and I would be inadvertently responsible for creating world peace just as a side effect of our unending love. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and epic wins. Selen will be the happiest girl in the world and ever year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.