/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Retard catalogueniggers think Nina is trying to become an idol instead of making a space for more Kiara collabs in the future.

You absolute subhumans have no ability for thinking.

>>46655979
Absolutely true Peep! Filthy disgusting anons might cheat on you, tell lies, hate you, have a different oshi, and worst of all, they are genuinely completely unironically real.

My oshi though? She's perfect. She's cute, she's beautiful, she's cool, her laugh brightens my life, her voice enhances my day, and her dick fulfills all of my dreams. Normies and hypocrites on this board might call me a schizo for loving my oshi and completely ignoring their so called "evidence" that there's a real person behind the screen, but I can always do better and choose to believe that my oshi is better than that.

She IS Selen Tatsuki-sama.
She IS my master.
I AM her slave maid.
She WILL come home and bend me over every surface and have her way with me.
My body WILL be used as a breading factory by every dragon girl in Nijisanji/VirtuaReal.
And your oshi will make you happy if you just let them be real.

Requesting Selen Tatsuki struggling in a hanging wedgie from a locker door

>>46021755
Dummy Dragon, at least its solved

>yet another thinly veiled holobeggar thread
Selen would be EN's Ollie, past her prime and irrelevant if she had joined Hololive.

She'd be hated more than Mori and Kiara combined and she'd hate her own life.
Holocucks don't deserve Selen.

>>45151009
>But enough of Enna.
And Mumei and Fauna, and
oh no jannie's gonna ban me now is he
SUCKS TO BE YOU THEN, YOU HATE ME CAUSE YOU AIN'T ME, YOU HATE ME CAUSE I SPEAK THE TRUTH AND IT HURTS YOU

FUCKING LOSER

>>44063775
Yeah, I'll get over that bridge railing and finally join my oshi in another life

>Selen turns around and continues moving towards the security camera without noticing that it started looking up at her

>>40881155
If... If you found someone you could love like I love Selen, if you could surrender yourself so freely like I do to joy, you'd understand. My ego is fragile, because what else could it be? The human mind is adorable, thinking itself above its circumstances, a bag of macronutrients and chemicals firing in symphony, a beautiful one, but still controlled by pure happenstance. I believed I belonged to myself, that I have no master. I was wrong. I have heard the hurricane, it laughs without shame; I have looked into the abyss, it peers back with azure and scarlet hues, blinking without synchronicity.

Stay hydrated, posture check, get up and move around to get that blood flowing! And if you stayed up for your oshi, head to bed, because (you) deserve it!

>>40513917
Kill yourself nijifag

>>40433362
>>40433831
Congrats you've been fully emasculated into cucks by your oshi
next time don't fall in love with the whore who flirts with men on stream

>>40348229
I love her so much... Each time she talks about killing hogs I imagine choking on hers...

>>40304327
She wont stop but i feel the money i gave to her actually worth because she does cool things for us at the end of the day

I love Selen! I have no clue how many people watch her but if Selen has million number of fans i am one of them. if Selen has ten fans i am one of them. if Selen has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against Selen, i am against the world. i love Selen till my last breath...

Anyways I hope Selen would be willing to let me bear her child, it's okay if she loves someone else as long as I get to carry her seed.

>>40142266
Put yourself under an industrial press to become 2D and I'll consider it

>>40142280
gl anon! The world needs more guys who understand that good looking goes beyond grrgrr muscle

Dragoons! Fufuchan is saying nice things about our oshi now o/
I don't think he'll say anything that surprises us but the reaffirmation will be nice

>>39832756
>Best Futa
Selen, I dream of getting railed by her at least once a week and have waaay too many futa Selen fics saved

>Best cuntboy
Alban or Ike would be cute to bond with. Pio-chan would be a surprise but I could see it working for some reason. Surely at least one of his voices would like it

Selen LOVE!!!

>>39678605
You should try Gala, snapdragon, or Fuji while they're in season Briskadet!

They're still mad all the good streamers go to nijiEN instead of holoEN.

See: them seething over Zaion not being scouted by Yagoo KEK
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/39277845/#39277845

>>38768668
Hopefully she also takes my other recommendations about finishing FEAR and Half life expansions in the future

>>37843284
this but I also like Selen and Elira
The rest of the company can burn to the ground though