The final YAB is here

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It's over, guys. They?found us. https://youtu.be/vmX6wHfibV0

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>>9608980
Why are they purple and pink?

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>>9608980
>virtual America's got talent
Nothingburger. Next.

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>>9608980
So... they're trying to find america's hatsune miku?

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>>9609037
Diversity

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>>9608980
americans... are fucked....

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>>9608980
>FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK
It's okay, they haven't won shit yet. If they win I'll start to worry.

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>>9608980
Ew, why are the avatars so ugly?

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>>9609037
Americans hate attractive characters

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>>9608980
Thanks, i hate it.

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>>9608980
One look at this shit and the real meaning of the absence of God hits me full force. It's like they combined the soulless American-Idol tier presentation and format with filthy, visceral, lowbrow cringe that can only be found among the British.

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>>9608980
God fucking dammit. I need Suisei to be recognized in the world and shit this will not help her future growth. Why are people like this?

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>>9609113
americans hate beauty

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>>9608980
Why are Americans so emotionally bankrupt that they are incapable of creating characters that are anything but fucking repulsive

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>>9609060
Do you not know what Miku is?

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>>9608980
This shit looks demonic...

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>>9608980
>saw one second of the clip.
No. not going there.
plus, it smells like the worst kind of Pozz.

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>>9608980
holy shit they all look so awful.

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>>9609898
It's literally "I'm a fat lazy nigger but I'm too much of a fat lazy nigger to stop eating so fucking much food so I'll use an avatar instead of being less of a fat lazy nigger so I can be a fat lazy nigger but still get famous"

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>>9608980
Holy shit, they made cal-arts style into reality

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>>9608980
I wouldn't worry about it. It's just a low effort attempt to get more mask singer audience. It will never take off because they're so uncanny.

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>>9608980
this is just the masked singer but with mocap suits instead of fursuits.

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>>9608980
Avatars look terrible, and these talent shows in general are garbage, but it seems to have a wholesome message, at least

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>>9609113
>>9609037
welcome to modern america

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>>9609118
i guess i'm not an American......

>>9609363
watashi mo

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Everyone will be a vtuber when we all have to live in the matrix to escape our destroyed environment.

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>>9609992

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>>9610627
>an anon who actually does /k/ survival reads you post
i can survive in a hot wasteland
i can't survive in an electronic super-sparkledog world.

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>>9609113
Jews

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>>9608980
I haven't and will not play the video but they look like shit and if this somehow becomes successful I will anti whoever the winner is.

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>>9608980
Holy fuck, AHAHAHAHA
What the fuck… is this shit? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do Americans really? AHAHAHA
All money, but no attractive! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

Pack it up, boys, la criatura find out and pozzed.

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>>9609363
It's not the absence of God i felt. It's the presence of Satan.

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>>9608980
this is hideous

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>>9608980
proof that most american "art" is awful. i feel ashamed to live on the same continent as the people who thought this looked good.

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>>9608980
The boomers keeping TV alive will NOT watch this

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>>9609113
RIGGER HATE

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>>9610747
Think less hot wasteland, and more like the matrix where there is nothing but desolation and ruin, aside from megacities where everyone lives in deep dive VR pods

[Anonymous No.]

Bow to your new corporate oshis.

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That it's.... if that thing became mainstream... i am done with V-tuber as a hobby.

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>>9608980
Holy fuck this is so much better than Nijisanji's shitty 3D. Good thing Hololive didn't form their identity around 3D performances so they have something else to fall back on. Its over for Nijisanji since their 3D looks absolutely bush league compared to the quality of this.

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>>9608980
FINALLY something that deserves that fucking title

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>>9611322
Japanese language gatekeeps from all that shit.
So do your reps and convert to JOP.

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Not even being racist
But this is just ugly

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They all look like Second Life characters

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>>9614092
Not enough penises

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>>9613866
What does race even have to do with this?

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>>9608980
>You can be literally ANYTHING you want to
>"uhh ill be a yellow human with pink hair"
Bravo
Not saying some of the chuubas are any better with their copy paste mob char designs.

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>>9613068
anonchama didnt even do their eigo reps

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>>9609113
I swear they do this shit on purpose to turn everything into a circus sideshow.

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>>9609118
>Americans
Yes, goy, you goys hate attractive characters.

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>>9608980
They look like characters from the start of 3DCG.

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>>9608980
What were they thinking

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Does anybody in america even watch this television bullshit? Its aimed at old ladies and people on wellfare who can't understand computers.

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>>9609660
Designed by committee. The same factory built personas and looks that was the Boy Bands of the 90s and later One Direction.

Souless. Mass Produced. Easily Replaced. Expendable.

It's American Media Culture in a nutshell

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>>9634561
Thank you for including the word media in American Media Culture. I was lucky enough to grow up in an american city that had an independent local media culture for a long time.
I know how different things can be.

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>>9634853
It's why the Big 4 networks are so bankrupt. The world's changing and they're stuck with formulas from the 00s (Reality TV/American Idol) or worse the 80s (Formulaic Sitcoms)
Hell even what used to be "subversive" IPs have become endlessly farmed out shadows of themselves as they've become the mainstream trash they once mocked with what was at the time Edgy Humor.

I fully expect the winner of this to either vanish in a year at most or worse just be the most boring bland and most importantly SAFE design and personality to win. After all Fox doesn't want to anger their core audience.
Hopefully this flops hard as these "Talent Shows" suck and I long for more classic Game Shows to come back as cheap Filler TV.

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man those designs are what you'd expect to see in a cheap 2010 movie where characters get transported in the digital world
>>9633766
it's true most young people don't watch tv anymore but they watch shit on streaming services and it'll prob find it's way on whatever streaming service fox owns

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>>9608980
They have the budget to hire actually decent 3d models but decide to hire the cheapest jankiest models.

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>>9614092
Can you help me build a boat?

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>>9608980
the final yab happened when Melody showed up on the scene

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>>9608980
fuck they look like randomized sims 2 characters
what the fuck is wrong with americans

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>>9614092
not enough muscles, tattoos and leather jackets

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>>9608980
i fuckning hate you soulless americans, how do consistently bastardise anything you touch
you could have made the slightest fucking effort to make your avatars beautiful but no diversity won so everything needs to be putrid ugly, it's satanic

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>>9608980
it's looks retarded, but i think it's interesting to think about the future and how the use of avatars will slowly be normalized.
i wonder if we'll reach a point where appearance really doesn't matter anymore, if everyone is on a same level appearance-wise, personality and entertainment skill should win out right?

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>>9639140
>i wonder if we'll reach a point where appearance really doesn't matter anymore
the use of avatars will make it much worse

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Jesus fucking christ, what the actual flying nigger Judas did I just watch!? I get that television is a dying medium but damn. Did they just sat in their meeting room, looked at the top grossing videos in YouTube and said "That, we do that but American idol style. The millennials will lop on this like flies on a fruit stand!".

I mean I know dumb Amerimutts are gonna like it but isn't one of the "lessons" in these talent competitions is "be yourself"?

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>>9639526
yeah pretty much, i'm most likely being too optimistic, altough i am looking forward to tracking getting better and AR and VR improving, i don't think we have reached the high point of entertainment yet when it comes to vtubing as we know it.
the future is going to be very weird.

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No thanks, I’ll stick with this.
https://streamable.com/dvo3gx

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>>9639526
what do you mean? gura had the shittiest rigging ever and she's number one
maybe people in the future will no longer be insecure about appearance, but only about their personalities. i'm not sure that's entirely better

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>>9640247
i don't he necessarily meant avatars will become worse, but the talent behind them and how they are chosen.
in the context of mainstream television of course.

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>they put a crying tranny in this trailer
classic

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I feel sick just looking at the thumbnail. I hope "american" (jewish) culture dies soon. Old American frontierism is fine for a moment but there are no more frontiers left. So the American "soul" meandered and is now host to the jewish parasite.

>>9634561
>>9634853
That's all of "American culture", its all designed to be cheap and easily replaceable from food, electronics, politics, housing, job "security". The list is endless.

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Isn't this just the Voice with a minor Twist?

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Can someone play devil's advocate and start defending America already? Say something about how USA is number 1 and every other country doesn't matter, etc

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>>9608980
Still looks better than Irys.

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>>9641451
Aren't vtubers just twitch streamers with a minor twist?

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>>9641631
yes. Hana was right.

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>>9609363
Its purely American though.
There are plenty of valid reasons to dislike Britain, but blaming us in any way for this makes it sound like we live rent free in your head.
Besides, have you seen American TV? We've reached a point where we need to copy it in order to sink lower.

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>>9641594
I'll take 100 IRyS over this shite

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>>9611015
The big broadcasting corps are really fucking desperate because everyone who would watch them is dying and even 40 somethings don't watch tv anymore.

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>>9641369
>no more frontiers left
There's the solar system, but the rich corporations and countries would rather only think about the short term instead of long term gains that offers.
Plus our technology isn't as good as some people think. We're a long way off from being able to build safe and sustainable space stations, let alone colonies on other worlds.

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Those look like Fortnite skins. 100% sure collab is already scheduled.

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>>9608980
>This a virtual space, you can look and be anything that you want to be
>So i chose to be hideous
Honestly can never understand that shit

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>>9641833
Yeah, but the thing is that there are barely any investments in that sector. The world's technology has developed in leap and bounds in the last 50 years or so, but the development in space flight has stagnated massively every since the cold war ended

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>>9608980
hideous, burn their studio alive

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>>9641369
No its not all, but there are powerful people who seek authentic subcultures and subvert them.
It seems like war almost.

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>>9641369
every culture you're going to find without serious searching is like that though. To find the authentic ones, you have to really search for them. Thats what hipsterdom was about before it became commertialized and given a name.
Protip - and this goes for anywhere global mass media reaches: If it has a name that everyone agrees on, it has already been subverted and stripmined.

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>>9608980
>Fox
No thanks I don't enjoy propaganda.

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>>9647770
>mass media
ftfy. Partisian politics is a distraction. Both sides work for the same goal.

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>>9641631
That minor twist for some of them being that they actually have a marketable talent.

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>>9608980
>muh ALTER EGOSA
They're called vsingers. Honestly, mainstream western culture is peak cringe.

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>>9609037
Americans.

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>>9608980
They could've at least made it disney-esque. But they had to go make it uncanny valley tier. Even the judges have terrible butt-ugly models wtf?

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>>9608980
Why would you post this garbage here, thanks for wasting my time...

[Anonymous No.]

Be prepared for October. A certain company that specializes in animation media franchise will announce their earnings report soon, and their Hololive plan will go into overdrive, for the good or for the worst.
Godspeed.

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>>9634561
The korean factory looks passable for humans. What is THIS factory doing? this is worse than eurovison song contest get-ups.

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>>9639730
I expect it to be an utter dud

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>>9641501
I'm American and there's no way I can defend this shit. Starting to see why everyone on this board hates the west so much.

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>>9660280
Because they're weebs?

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>>9614092
I've got an itchy trigger finger.

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>>9641501
Because there's nothing to defend, the US is decaying, everyone knows this.

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god you faggots need to go outside or consume media that isn't just anime shit.
It's just the masked singer but VR who the fuck cares. It's trash tv not the end of the world

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>>9662761
Go back

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>>9662761
>god you faggots need to consume media that isn't just anime shit

You couldn't make me even if you put a gun to my head.

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>>9641501
death to america desu
t. american

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>>9608980
Not fuckable.

Won't get to the top.

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>>9641501
Not even the devil wants anything to do with THAT.

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Who the hell watches this shit?

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>>9662761
No thank you Mr. Goldstein, I will not watch your cheaply made shit only retarded boomers and NPCs consume regularly

[Anonymous No.]

Western art is a perfect example of why you should not let others decide things for you.

We cant have nice looking characters because they might offend the women because it could be sexist or objectifying, it might offend the faggots cause its not gay, and it could offend the trannies cause it could remind them that they will never look like that no matter how hard they disillusion themselves.

Don't let others decide things for you, and toss a nuke at california would you? It's only the right thing to do.

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>>9662761
>Consume our trash that takes advantage of the lowest common denominator for profit
Rope yourself rabbi

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>>9664339
True kikefornia is such a trash filled vapid mess, empty people who are facades of human beings.

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>>9662761
>who the fuck cares
It usually people who says this are the most assblasted, its dollar store Pixar SHIT

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>>9609060
Cringier than whatever shit is in OP

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>>9662761
>assmad about people giving opinions about virtual tubers
>on /vt/
are you a special kind of retard?

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>>9641501
They are the number 1 because nobody else is strong enough to replace them and their decadence.

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>>9608980
Neck yourself niggerfaggot trannykike normalfag so'yboy furfaggot xcuck so'ychugging chud cumbrain coomer vermin.

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>>9641501
>>9641727
Truth is all this Murrica is at fault business is a half truth but as one it isn't defensible in the slightest. Do you think any right thinking salt of the earth American that doesn't consume media and derive all of their authority from it and TV in general (which excludes almost all Boomers and the reprobates of the following generations) looks at this filth and feels anything but revulsion and embarrassment? We're under a cultural revolution here not unlike what China went through prior but this one was on a slow boil and was methodical. This lack of a high art culture and glorification of ugliness is inorganic and intentional. Look up that stupid fucking plaque on the Statue of Liberty. That was added far later and just like it said we absorbed all the teeming refuse and anybody with two braincells could have predicted what happened next, it mutated into the cultural equivalent of the coof and the rest can be summed up as "Return to Sender". Thanks to cowards who unironically use freedom as a plural noun and are in spite of all their talk and all their guns no action, to junkies by any other name who want to ever expand some 'freedom' of some sort and chase dopamine highs in the name of 'civil rights', and in general those who already have it made by virtue of living in a time where America wasn't spiritually if not almost literally a Great Satan we are now if it wasn't already obvious with the lack of faith in how we formed our govt and biblical curses in the form of women and children ruling over us we're under actual Judgement. I stared into the abyss of politics and poured through so many books and looked through so much history and noted so many patterns. And the only thing I gained from that was the equivalent of being a spectator screaming at the horror movie character to not make that bad decision, to not go in that direction, to not do X. I decided that people are not meant for this sort of shit and it was best to keep it all out and only take in what's around me and I've been more in a Zenned out sense than I've ever been in and more sure than anything else about these two things : all empires are damned, and that it isn't even going to begin to get better on the ground floor here for at least another 15 years because while this cancer is in its death throes it'll take that long for the shit that only owes its existence to it to completely play itself out, but by then the USA as a political entity will probably cease to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

That shit was utterly disturbing, not only they are a decade or so late to making a murican Vocaloid, they also purposely made horrible avatars for the contestants.
What is worse, they show the mocaps behind the abominations.

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>>9666092

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Apologize

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>>9608980
I hate america.

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>>9668171

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>>9638093
american here.
i agree.
we need a Civil war. not one of brother vs. brother, but of real human beings vs.these narcissistic manbaby rainbow-everything fuckheads. less likley to be involving the military and more likely to be a humongous chain of single serving shootings.

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>>9666092
i'm sorry but this post NEEDS reddit spacing to live.

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>>9668474
You can start by nuking commiefornia or furryland.

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>>9664333
Eh, I liked True Detective and The Mentalist.

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>>9662761
I bet you enjoyed Big Bang Theory and were not at all offended by it's existence
this garbage tv is going to shape how normies view anything vtuber related and means that you're going to need to put up with that for the next ten years
this garbage is especially going to annoy indie vtubers who put in actual effort and are not just ugly people with manufactured sobstories who are not paid actors(paid actors)

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>>9662761
I was at least hoping they would complain for the right reasons, i.e. the predatory capitalistic premise of shows like this that American Idol became infamous for. Instead it's just complaining that it looks ugly and mumble mumble something about jews. Whatever, don't expect /pol/ transplants to form very coherent thoughts.

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>>9608980
Atleast this will attract the vtweeters away from being chubas

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>>9609561
i know the show on the right is big head but what is the one on the left?

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>>9608980
>freeckin nutty nuts!!!

Aren't people tired of watching fake ass hype like this?

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>>9683873
iDOLM@STER: Cinderella Girls

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>>9608980
The Gura killer is finally here...

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>>9672741
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

Bumping this gem

[Anonymous No.]

Man… what the fuck happened to grimes? What a sellout, disappointing.

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>>9608980
I want to die

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>>9608980
>no esteban winsmore
dropped

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>>9608980
holy mother of god...

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>>9657073
kek

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>>9641997
This is probably what this is. Fucking hell...

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>>9608980
>Americans

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>>9614278
burgis bad

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>>9614092
settle down, okay.

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>>9609113
realism

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>>9667470
I'm impressed that they have such awful face tracking with full mocap suits.