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A thread for the discussion of the beautiful breakout breadwinner herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of the extended universe.

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

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I love Mori!

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I want to have sex with J-Chad.

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remember to love your Mori

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Just realized Fauna is going to be doing a drinking party for her SC stream. Does our boy finally have someone who she can hang with?

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>>9118380
I love her and we're gonna make sweet love after the stream

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How does her playthrough stack up against all the other holo ones time wise?

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森りん頑張って!!

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>>9118438
Took less time than Reine.

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>>9118365
You did buy jchad coin right?

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>>9118429
For the next week yeah

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>>9118436
Huh, i don't remember making this post.

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>>9118438
She took half the time Reine did with two extra stages.

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>>9118515
Where and how much?

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Mori's voice sounds pretty dead.

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I think Walfie gave Mori the broken model, I don't think she can use the sunglasses either

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>>9118724
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1043994009/preorder-j-coin-faux-golf-challange-coin

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>>9118747
She did yell quite a bit. Hope she gives it a rest until the watchalong

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>>9118724
Some prop guy on Etsy made a jchad coin he's selling for like 15 bucks
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1043994009/preorder-j-coin-faux-golf-challange-coin

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>>9118438
she had the most levels to clear than anyone else and she did about the same time (for example Risu/Gura had like 4-5 levels less and still took around 2 hours each)
Ame took around 1h but she played the early version with like 4 levels total
Reine's version was the most similar and she took 5h, but she didn't have specific pity checkpoints (but they honestly barely mattered once Mori grasped the obstacles)

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>>9118810
Wonder how much of rage was real considering she barely raged at Crash or Blasphemous at all

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>>9118438
she took a half an hour more then risu and ten more minutes with gura but they had 4 less levels

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I liked the cover a lot. It almost had the same vibe as the Milky karaoke, where they clearly had a ton of fun.

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>>9118865
Those were also at her old place which didn't have soundproofing. I do think that she's more of a seething angry person though

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>>9118977
She also has no anger towards getting stomped in GG though. I think she just gets angry at herself, not the game

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takamori love

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>>9119003
okay, this is probably the most accurate of the Jack-O pose art I've seen. I said that last thread for another picture but this one has her bending a bit farther just like the real Jack-O

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>>9119003
imagine the smell

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The dev has confirmed Mori's gaming skills.
https://twitter.com/KevinCow/status/1433501538459258888?s=20

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>>9119003
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>9119269
basudo dev, thumbs up!

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>>9119323
The game is actually really well-made and he's always at the streams when they play it.

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King will probably reach 2mil views before the watchalong, based

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>>9119570
I know Mori just yesterday talked about how numbers don't matter that much, but my autistic smoothbrain ass still enjoys seeing big number go up.

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>>9119648
True, but I like that it will encourage them to put out more stuff together. Bone Bros is actually a nice musical duo, they have a nice energy together and I know it won't happen but I honestly wouldn't mind an ep from them.

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This stream lasted for [185] minutes which is [12.88%] of Mori's day. Now that's a big stream for a smol mori!

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Would she really stream smol ame again just to play one level?

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>>9119798
Thanks percentbeat!

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>>9119755
>it will encourage them to put out more stuff together
Judging by Mori's response to that one SC talking about a MoriGura original, I'd wager they have something in the works already.

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>>9119755
Their voices together is probably just behind Suzy/Mori combo for my top Hololive pair. If Gura picks up a couple of music writing tips from Mori she could really emphasize her singing ability

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>>9119847
as a stand alone stream? hell no, she could come back to play smol ame on stream if she did another variety stream like morillion

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>>9119847
She might try to make it a challenge to collect all the mustaches on a level or speedrun or do some kind of drinking game with it.

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>>9119906
It not only that, I think that Mori and Gura's creativity meshes really well. Mori did say that Gura added a lot of the ad libs first right? And Reflect is a pretty interesting song as well, definitely a departure from the typical idol music.

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>>9120059
yeah. Both Mori and Gura may take Hololive Music to a different level. Was really surprised with how they tackled KING, which was something that was dead, they put on a great spin, as well as Mori doing the verses.

If Mori can improve in her vocals, as well as Gura getting more confidence in her bars and flow (she flubbed that one bad apple ES mix performance, and she keeps trying to perfect it.) They would continue to make good music.

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i missed mori's stream how well did it go?

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>>9120767
It's a must watch, pure sufferkino. She did beat the game

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>>9118339
Why is Mori wearing a balaclava?

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>>9120751
I wonder if vocal/JP reps have been happening while in the States? Wouldn't be impossible, but probably not. Seems like she's completely taking a break minus lyric writing

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>>9120767
Good for the viewers, less good for Mori's hands and voice

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>>9120921
not possible, because of the schedule. Though I'm positive that Mori can commit to improving. She personally is being fulfilled when she talks about it.

Comparing her voice to any of her older songs, it's more consistent Which is why I crave for Mute 2.0

I know it's impossible now.

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https://twitter.com/tiaidimu/status/1433506360768045057
Mori ear

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>>9121158
Yeah, I agree. While she's been heavy on the vacations lately, there's no doubt she's going hard on music production/streaming as soon as she's back in Japan (based off her Minecraft plans and six songs she has got planned)

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>bangs make me feel manly
what did she mean by this...

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>This thumbnail
>that description
I love this dork
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1433520657443131394

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>>9120821
Because she wore a balaclava.

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>>9121588
it's all about the highs and the lows: If you want the highs, Be patient with the lows.

It's more satisfying to scale the mountain peaks after a climb than never climbing at all.

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what is KING even about, I read the translated lyrics and I still don't get it.

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>>9121729
I can't believe our boy is going to educate Gura on the jews

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Mori realized the date

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>>9121832
this post is funnier after gura's sims 4 stream

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>>9121729
>gura i know kung fu
Fucking kek I love how dorky these two have become.

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>>9121832
Come on my dog, you know your boy couldn't have been in 6 million places that quickly.

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>>9122066
kek

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>>9122066
Mori uses a reality marble when she needs to commit genocide

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>>9122045
>have become.
They were always dorks. You think the creators of of YakuzaYakuzaCute and RolltheCrunchy are not dorks?

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>>9121729
>entire cartridges and not just the bullets
I'm sorry I can't contain my autism

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>>9121729
>red-pilling gura
MORI NO

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>>9122130
Yes but only now are they starting to unleash their true shitpost potential I bet Mori saw the Pogliope on Gura's schedule and made this thumbnail in response.

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give me a good Suisei song, Deathstars?

Have GHOST looping, but do not have any other Suzy song.

Does she have something that's of the same mood?

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>>9122243
>give me a good suisei song
next color planet

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>>9122243
The best Suisei song isn't on her channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYFciXBcXIQ

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>>9122324
EASILY her best

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>>9122243
https://youtu.be/zLak0dxBKpM

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>>9122207
I mean the shark was already singing crusader songs before this.

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>>9122324
Extremely good, but damn the director is a footfag.

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>>9122565
>https://youtu.be/zLak0dxBKpM
I like this. It has the same feel. What's the romaji title for archiving?

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>>9122659
Tenkyuu is what it's usually referred to as, Tenkyuu, Suisei wa Yoru wo Mataide is the full title.

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>>9122243
I really like her new song Dazzling, but I think my favorite will always be Tenkyuu

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What costume would you guys want to see for Mori next? Still have fingers crossed that someone will get a proper OL in Hololive, and I think it’d for thematically with Mori’s workaholic theme. Botan got pretty close with her recent costume, but it’s more of a hybrid. I think Coco would have been the best choice for an OL outfit, but that’ll obviously never happen now

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>>9122798
Sadistic Sakura - OR BUST.

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>>9122798
Sadistic Sakura or sheriff, bunny would be pretty cute too though.

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>>9122963
You can tell she was trying really hard not to use her "style" in that drawing She would eventually give up and become DoxxBeat Prime

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>>9122963
The origin of the Bone Bros. It may have been awkward and they may have not talked all too much about Reaper ka Rapper but the stream was cute.

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>>9123391
>eventually
the dice roll at the end of RIP...

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>>9122963
I should rewatch this for the nostalgia, I remember them being pretty nervous.

>>9123391
I'm not sure if it was that or if she was trying not to mog Gura's drawing.

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>>9122798
Next costume will most likely be New Years. This is my favorite take on it

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>>9122798
it will be sherif, sadistic sakura or the one she used on bully's MV

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>>9123527
>or the one she used on bully's MV
Absolutely not happening.

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>>9123467
Also Myth got their super chats 5 days in while council only has Fauna opening it today after a week and a half. Weird...

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>>9123490
I think a really good shake-up from kimonos and the like would be to give EN "ball" outfits to Westernize the dress-up theme. Mori in a red/black dress with a real wine glass prop

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>>9123576
SHUT UP, I BELIEVE!!

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>>9123576
She added it to her "ideas" during the chatting yesterday instead of outright rejecting it. That's better chances than none

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>>9122798
She's been cool way too long. She needs a cute dress for the next outfit. A halloween costume would be cool too

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>>9123715
Oh I'm sure you do.

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>>9123477
All of the pairs in EN were pretty awkward starting out. Seeing them grow so close over this last year has been a really special thing, and there's something about it I even prefer to them having been this close from the start.

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>>9122243
Pieces is tied for my favorite Suisei song alongside GHOST. Too bad there's some copyright fuckery that prevents her from having it on her channel.

https://youtu.be/vcAuvl17sRs

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It's already September. Why hasn't she announced her graduation yet? You told me she would not renew her contract.

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>>9123809
>she's been cool way too long
nonsense, there is no such a thing as being cool for way too long, she WILL keep being too kakkoi and you WILL like it!

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>>9123809
Fuck you I want that sheriff outfit.

Speaking of, where the FUCK is my Sheriff Voice Situational RP ASMR, Mori?

YOU PROMISED

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>>9124034
Still don't understand how the JPs haven't realized she's a massive dork yet

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>>9124269
They have.

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>>9124267
Soft singing/humming ASMR comes first and I will start another skeleton war if it means keeping it that way

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>>9124364
and another war in which the fuckboys win because they are cheating fuckers

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>>9124269
Pretty sure Watame knows at least, she said she and Mori had a discussion about how few friends they had

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>>9124034
>>9124267
B-but the contrast, the moe gap, and the potential girliness could end up being very powerful. Just imagine the art!
Sheriff/Cowboy outfit is definitely going to happen at some point though

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>>9118805
>>9118818
Does Cover allow this?

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>>9124566
J-Chad's "likeness" is Mori's creation and she's obviously fine with it. Cover has no say

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>>9119132

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>>9124527
here's your sheriff fanart

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>>9124527
Sorry anon but the shitposting potential that comes with a Sheriff outfit is too good to pass up.

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>>9123474
>at the end
Anonchama, your hearing reps

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>>9124626
>J-Chad's "likeness" is Mori's creation
Anon, anything 'Mori' creates is owned by Cover. That includes 'J-Chad'.

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>>9124030
Would you look at that, she's somehow better off as a virtual reaper waifu than a poorfag indie rapper! Who would have ever thought?

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>>9125144
I can believe she actually wrote those lyrics

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>>9123906
Am rewatching a bit now, damn our boy really has been doing much better about not being as self deprecating and Gura was so quiet. Cute.

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>>9125649
It was her edgy music writing phase. We all know she's too autistic to have tried either of those things

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>>9125649
I cant believe anons still think its a serious song and not a parody about ones that are like that lol. still a good one though.

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>>9125880
always surprises me how much trouble people have spotting her goof songs

it all seems incredibly obvious to me but also if they think she could write that shit seriously, maybe its on her lmfao

not that id ever want it any other way

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>>9125649
I can. Have you ever seen a high spec Japanese man?

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>>9126161
Considering literally every other line in the song involves her describing behavior she looks down on and would never do, it really couldn't be spell out more.

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>>9119906
I honestly don't agree, their voices don't harmonize very well.

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>>9120921
She already was skipping those before the vacation

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>>9124030
You missed the memo anon, it's now in 6 months

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>>9124269
You underestimate the power of her tone of voice.
Just listen to Nene and Subaru creaming themselves when Kiara put on the ikemen voice for the Gartic Phone collab with Reine and Irys.
They really love that kind of voice

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>>9124030
no, >we told you it would be the next year

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>>9126825
I'm not gay, but deep voices with the right intonation are sexy, male or female

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>>9125144
wow her writing was dogshit back then

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>>9127039
I know it was just a very funny circumstance
https://youtu.be/_8ddLou4Crg?t=2317

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>>9127222
>back then

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what if Mori has gura watch the matrix but in exchange gura has mori play dmc 5?

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>>9127242
did i stutter?

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>>9127269
I would kneel to gura

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>>9127269
My pants would be drenched in my own cum if Mori played any DMC game

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>>9127269
Nah it's gura, Mori has to play DMC2

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>>9127269
Gura would be my new oshi

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>>9127269
Has nobody suggested this to Mori yet?

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>>9127822
no fuck off

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>>9127822
mori shot down playing capcom games until she cleared her backlog soon after she visited gura playing DMC5 and she probably forgot about it so no, no reminder for her yet

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>>9127883
She's technically cleared her backlog right? Unless people really want her to go back to Spiritfarer...

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>>9127994
>unless people really want her to go back to spiritfarer
probably, considering that there are people reminding her about shadowverse

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>>9122243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqT6cHCT1TE
is probably most similar to GHOST out of recent releases, but it's more upbeat in tone

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>>9124527
imagine a sundress Mori... but with a cowboy hat

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Who do you think will be the next JP Mori will collab with next?

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>>9128595
imagine a straight up nude Mori live 2d

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>>9124030
On the 15th of October, after the MyPillow Vtuber Symposium, Mori will announce her graduation and Hitomi Chris will be reinstated. Trust the plan, nothing can stop what is coming.

Source: military

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>>9128829
Korone maybe? She mentioned she reached out but Korone was busy. If not her then Sheep. Hell, Watame might be waiting at the airport for her to finally get that date

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>>9128829
Polka will be waiting in the airport for mori so she cant escape that karaoke collab she unconsciouly signed for on twitter

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>>9127994
Doom is still going

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>>9128829
Solo collab probably Korone sometime in October or November.
Group probably Noefure or Okakoro if Kiara gets around to setting up the Mario Party collab she talked about a while ago, though she might have forgotten and we'll get something else

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>>9129385
>kiara
>forgetting
anon, i...

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>>9129385
Team Mario Party where they play a match as their normal pairs then swap partners for a second match. That would be fun, Flare/Okayu and Mori would be a nice combo

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>>9129437
Kiara talks about a shit ton of potential ideas that go nowhere. And especially her short term memory is garbage. Chronic pain does that to you

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>>9129581
TakaMori definitely on the same page in that regard

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>>9128895
It's true, my uncle is Symposium itself.

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>>9129785
Yeah though Mori seems to have it better, at least her doctor didn't say "what the fuck is wrong with your body" when doing the first touch testing for neck/back

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>>9128895
Honestly, I would love it if all of the ex Holomems did a huge collab together.

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>>9126662
how different they sound is why it works

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>>9129861
Didn’t the chiropractor say something like that though? Also it’s jp doctors so who knows.

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>>9126662
I don’t understand this, their voices blend really nicely. Maybe you just don’t like the bratty inflection Gura used?

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>>9129969
I was going by what Kiara talked about with her doctor visit earlier today.
I don't remember Mori's chiropractor/doctor comments on that note

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>>9130077
Mori talked about pretty much permanent "diamonds" in her shoulders that masseuses would always comment on. She went to the doctor about it who apparently told her that there was very little she could do about it besides posture checks. She also has two big, unsolvable reasons that contribute to why she has back/shoulder pain

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>>9130785
>spoiler
>unsolvable
anon there is a solution, but is not one that >we like...

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>>9130785
has she ever considered breast reduction

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Oh cool someone's putting timestaps in the comments

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>>9130885
she did but she learned to be proud of her 'assets' and doesn't want to do it

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>>9130871
>not one that >we like
Eh. Mori Love, bazongas or no.

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>>9131133
I hope she doesn't find complications as she grows older. Now would be a great time to do surgery than ever, even if it may hurt her pride a little.

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>>9118438
Ya boy is actually not bad at Smol Ame
What games like it would she be good at?

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GOD I WANNA CREAM MORI'S STUPID CRINGY DORK WIGGER CUNT AAAAAAAAAAA
AAA MORI SEX AAAA MORI IMPREGNATION MORI BREEDING AAAAAAAAAA SSSSEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX

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>>9130871
>>9130885
It's only part of the problem. I assume biggest cause was high-stress, low-break lifestyle prior to last year. Getting the new bed and new chair plus regular massages will probably add up and have her in much less pain within this coming year

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>>9131326
She also said it's something Papa Reaper had trouble with, and I doubt his tits are that big

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>>9131203
noppai mori...

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>>9124566
Cover is absolutely incompetent at making good merch so it would be shitty of them to take down other people's product if they're not going to offer anything good

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>>9131375
flatliope moririn...

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>>9131301
roblox

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>>9124566
reminder: Hololive is basically a sideproject for Cover Corp, they're way less possessive about it than most people would assume

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>>9131300
>this breast reduction shit again

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>>9131386
Mori's merch is good quality though (got mine in last week). Even the daki cover feels nice, though I don't have another to compare that to

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>>9131791
Anon, the merch is on mori since she's the one who puts the money, same goes to all holos. Is when cover puts the money to make the merch when it's bad

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I wanna see them collab again

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>>9131937
yeah. they'd need a fun game to play with and have nice back and forth conversations with though. Honestly, I don't see often Mori collabing with girls that are more mature than they are cute/loud. Last one I could think of is probably IRyS

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>>9132130
honestly i wish mori would do more non-game collabs with people

the old kiara off collabs and the mousey one ruled. i think an advice stream or something with her and another person could be a ton of fun

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>>9132205
Eikawa series is promising in that regard. Karaoke will obviously always be her collab trump card, but I think something like a drinking party with Fauna or one of the JP girls would be really good.

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>>9125144
>Deadbeats are cucks.
Not surprised by it considering the several NTR fanfics about Mori.

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Mori raging like a sperg with her scuffed mic playing Smol Ame was one of the best streams in a while

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>>9132577
who are you quoting?

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>>9132710
>who are you quoting?
We ain't /jp/ drop that shit.

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>>9126825
I mean it even works on non-JP members occasionally, she seduced IRyS and Risu just by asking how you play the game

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>>9132232
Is that a bat, a long necked bottle, or a bong?
Mori looks out of it and DS is like "I told you not to do that shit."

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>>9132600
>Teammates makes a game about their chuuba
>Deadbeats writes ntr fics about Mori.

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>>9133026
this is your average teamate

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https://twitter.com/itgk_72/status/1433474778321461261
All this great KING art

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>>9132840
It's a bat

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>>9132840
>DS is like "I told you not to do that shit."
Well we know for sure it's not a bong, then. DS is all about them fat rips.

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>>9133026
Deadbeats started and ended the rap war with Watamates. That counts for something

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>>9133120
He's actually above average since Ame not only forgave him, but was talking with him yesterday

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>>9130671
why are they fighting?

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>>9133452
Woah, i'm behind on the Saga of Joseph? I didn't think they were going to release another volume.

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>>9133577
Mori chose Kiara

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>>9133577
Winner gets me.

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>>9130671
>not posting the prequel
NGMI

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>>9133577
mori is defending herself from a sexual predator

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Had to dip when she beat the game earlier. Did she do TGRiaLS supers?

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>>9134071
didn't she do those a good while ago, anonchama? don't you mean Bully?

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>>9134109
I do, yes. gomen

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1433585571834654729
Morippi is being cute

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>>9134226
Does she have a crush on Keanu?

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>>9134269
Do you not?

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>>9134269
Every human being on Earth has a crush on Keanu, but will always be destined to get respectfully declined by him because everyone he loves dies

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>>9134433
Mori is responsible for killing all love interests to lower the competition

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Usually I don't do watchalongs of movies I haven't seen before, but maybe watching it with my two favorite ENs will make for a fun experience after all.

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>>9134269
Keanu is 6'1'' so no

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>>9134664
>Keanu is shorter than me
woah......

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>>9134645
I wouldn't expect too much.
Online duo watchalongs haven't been particularly groundbreaking

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off collab onegai

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>>9134754
dont start that shit please, it was retarded on global yesterday and is still retarded today

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>>9134754
Maybe in the year 2040

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>>9133177
Its a log, Mori, you didn't make it.

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That brrat!

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>>9134226
>Exhausted…(_ _).｡o○
MORI IS going to fall asleep halfway through, because this movie is two hours long.

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>>9135574
Nice, Gura can bully her.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFitmfIXqU
This thumbnail gets better the longer I look at it.

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>>9134226
That is extremely cute. Can’t wait for this both Mori and Gura usually have kino watchalongs.

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>>9135631
Kek I just took a good look at it. Those goofballs

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Can someone be a bro and hand me a magnet or something, I am behind on prep

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>>9135798

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>>9134226
>>9135574
Just knock back another BANG, Mori!

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>>9135798
>>9116492

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Jesas they're too cute

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>>9136766
>israel
holy...

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Kawaiiope Morrison is one of the few things that can actually get Gura to post on twitter

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>>9136766
>Oreimo
>bone "bros"

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>>9135798

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>>9135798
https://youtu.be/vSnKX7kAgIc

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>>9136766
>Oreimo reference
>bone "bros"

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>>9136032
Didn’t think it could go any smaller. Impressive.

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>>9137051
I think you vastly overestimate Gura's knowledge of anime if you think she knows the origin of "my x can't be this cute"

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>>9135798
I could've sworn I left one here but all I found was a jellyfish. That cool?

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>>9137051
Gura, Mori, and the rest of EN comes here.

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>>9137129
She knows her love live, she's not completely oblivious to stuff like that.

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>>9137051
she wants to fuck her genmates anon this isnt a secret

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>>9137200
The only anime she watched is Konosuba.
If it was an Eromanga-sensei reference I'd give her the benefit of doubt but OreImo is the timeframe of anime that Kiara and Ina reference.
Though to be fair Ina also references modern ones

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>>9137051
Her and Mori are bros but Gura would absolutely be down to fuck.

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>>9137129
Gura likes watching anime with c*nny

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What is this supposed to be? I legitimately don't know
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1433605504148729858?s=20

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>>9137658
Looks like a sparkly face from a shojou manga to me

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>>9137658
Your device isn't recogniziysome of the symbols

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>>9137761
This has got to be the most powerful Mori emote yet.

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>>9137761
are those missletoes?

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>>9137658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0FmzPaCTMk

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>>9137761
Wtf I'm using pc....

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˚+⁎᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮᷀ົཽ⁎+˳༚

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>>9136766
>mori doesnt have a checkmark
>gura does
sorry, but after yesteryday's zatsu i cant stop finding this funny

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>>9137894
yup, still looks like pic related to me

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>>9137761
How do you acquire such power. I have the boxes like >>9137658

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>5 minute delay
You forgot to "buy" the movie, didn't you Mori?

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>>9138474
the magnet is at 0.1kbps, give her some time

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>>9138474
More likely her and Gura just decided to get it from the same source.

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>>9137300
>The only anime she watched is Konosuba.
Source?

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>>9138474
if Mori blames herself - she fucked up
if Mori avoids the topic - other person fucked up
you should know by now how she operates

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>>9138567
watch streams

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Nevermind another delay, they're just finishing the discord sex

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>>9138474
Doubt it's that. Going by the yt description, she even went through every streaming site to check if the versions are the same.

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>>9138634
Yeah, with me.

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>>9138683
Get in the fucking stream Gura

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>>9138683
Gura, start the damn stream already!

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>>9138620
Ok so you're just making it up. Thanks for clarifying.

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>>9138634
is discord sex a real thing?

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>>9138777
>he doesn't know

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>>9138777
Yeah, it's like phone sex if you're old enough to remember that. Pretty hot.

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>>9138777
>he's never had Discord sex
lmao virgin

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>>9138777
>he hasn't had discord sex

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>>9138777

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>>9138777
Yeah its where you do this and that and stuff happens ya know?

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I can't wait for Mori to release her inner chuuni

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>>9138777
People used to eRP in irc and teamspeak channels, of course it's a real thing.

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>>9138917
Shut up Mori and start the stream already.

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>>9138714
You do realize they could have watched the stream where it was said without remembering the stream name.

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Please, silence your cellphones.

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I'm gonna miss this intro.

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MRS. MORISSON

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COMFY MORI

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food delivery girl
applebees waitress
smoothie bar girl

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>Smoothie bar barista
Another job to add to the list

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Moririn working at the Keva Juice...

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>Mori is the redpill
>Gura is the bluepill
Colo coordination aside thats genius for the implications of how the both are.

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"based"

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Based Mori!
>pretends she doesn't know what based means.

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MORI'S BASED KNOWLEDGE

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KAWAIIOPE MORPHEUS

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>>9139660
Must have been hard for her growing up if she had to take that many jobs during her teenage years.

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>Hey Gooruh, do you know how long it takes a modern crematorium to process a body?
For fuck's sake Mori you can't just go straight to 11 like this.

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>"YO Gooruh my guy! ever heard about the ptotocols of the elders of zion? pretty crazy shit my dawg!"

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>>9139870
Kawaiiope's morifice...

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>Guys we're starting when I say "go"
>She says "start"
Yeah okay

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>>9140038
>"Hello. I'm Jared Taylor with American Renaissance. Today, I have a guest, someone who has also spent much of their life in the beautiful nation of Japan, Miss Mori Kariope."

How hard would you kneel?

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I'm going to hack 4chan

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Mori why are you such a DWEEEEEB

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IM IN

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Mori was really into hackers...
This tracks so perfectly for her character it hurts.

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>"Hey Gooruh you wanna know how to phreak a phone?"

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i have to become a hacker for mori

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>>9140200
my knee would be in the southern hemisphere

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>>9140119
Kawaiiope Morpheus drinking a forteus in a death basket....
GWAK

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>>9123490
>>9122798
Maybe instead of new years, christmas?

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Deadbeats jerk it now, deadbeats jerk it now

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Did... did the special effects always look this hokey?

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>>9140444
Even for '99 this was goofy. Compare it to something like Jurassic Park.

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>>9140293
Kronibeat.... get out. /vt/ Kronies still can't accept the overlap between the two.

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D R A G U L A

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>Imagine the smell
Mori...
Gura...

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DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY-

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Fucks sake Calli

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>>9140816
She got pretty close to ruining the whole surprise for Gura

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>gura hiding her powerlevel this hard
She's such a good friend

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Mori is the absolute worst person in EN to watch movies with, especially those she cares about when the other party goes in blind

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>>9141030
Mori the kinda nigga to say "Reach falls, by the way."

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>>9141082
Isn't that already known going into that game?

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>>9141125
It's pretty heavily implied but a lot of people don't make the connection because they're dumb.

>>9141082
Mori the kinda nigga to say "don't get too attached to them" when you say you like a character

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God Mori please for the love of everything stop spoiling the movie

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>>9141030
You basically have to not make any questions or just not talk

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>>9141388
She just could not spoil the movie

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THE BELLY BUTTON SUCKER 3000

THE SUPER SUCKER

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You know what I forgot this entirely sequence

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morphieuth

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Fuck taxes

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>Mori said based
She's here.

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Bluepill is Asacoco
Redpill is Watson Concoction

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Why is mori spoiling this movie for my oshi?

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>>9142208
keanu is OUR oshi

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Gura watches pimple popping videos confirmed.

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>>9142208
i have no idea

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>watches zip popping videos
>thinks unbirthing would be fun
Jeez, gooruh...

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Car dealer morpheus.

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Gonna need to see a morpheus edit with Calli giving Gura the red pill

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Your oshi is falling asleep!

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dat vibing Mori

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THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH FALLING FOR THE VIRTUAL GIRL

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>>9143878

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>>9143878

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>>9143564

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>>9128829
matsuri

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There is no Sneed.

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THERE IS NO MORI

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>bottom teeth joke
dad...

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>she doesn't care about capeshit
As if I needed more affirmation that she's the love of my life

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>>9144276
Friend...

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>>9144276
Eh, capeshit's fine so long as you don't take it too seriously.

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DYRBI

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>>9142208
Doxbeat prime

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This guy's been whining since earlier kek

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>>9145429
i mean, everyone was saying "mori stop with the spoiler" or "shut the fuck up" in global so i dont find it hard to believe that some people outside of here can smell the spoiler in the face, not implying that is someone breaking containment but i can smell some essays on the comment section after this stream

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being honest i love this movie but its extremely formulaic and you can spoil it for yourself just by thinking for a second. especially given theres two sequels

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MORI YOU STILL DRESS LIKE THIS

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>>9145597
>holos
>thinking
anon...

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>>9145589
Global and this guy is the embodiment of retarded. Even when Mori isn't even saying anything he would say "shut up" or some shit

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>>9145674
Retardchama..

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>he doesn't know

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its me im the person spoiled by the idea that the tertiary characters who have like two minutes of dialogue between them are all gonna fuckin die

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>HE BROKE THOSE CUFFS
SHE'S HERE

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This all seemed so badass back in the day and now it just feels like a generic action movie
it's still badass though

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>>9146199
its definitely kind of like Aliens where it suffers from being the first to do a lot of shit so it feels real generic 20 years later

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>>9146277
Good old Seinfeld effect.

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>>9146313
Seinfeld is still perfect though.

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>>9146773
Did they fuck?

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>>9144741
Only the first Iron Man is rewatchable. After that those movies are basically "you watch it ones and forget about it"

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>>9146773
YOOUUUU

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>>9146984
Would you fuck your bro?

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>>9147020
GURA NO, DONT DRINK THE STUPID BITCH JUICE!

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lmao SOCIETY

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>>9147066
Yes.

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>Mori mumbling to herself about how cool Keanu is as he flies away
What a fuckin dork.

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big ups to spoonboy

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they are bros

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>>9139056
Then don't give the smug response "Watch streams" if you don't even remember the fucking stream it came from.

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SECOND DATE SECOND DATE SECOND DATE SECOND DATE SECOND DATE SECOND DATE SECOND DATE SECOND DATE SECOND DATE

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>>9147516
>Someone doesn't wanna spoon-feed me. AHHHHH I'M GONNA THROW
A TANTRUM!!!!!

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>>9147691
>retard can't even quote correctly
My fucking sides. Thank you retardchama. I needed this kek

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Kawaiiope haha

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>>9147794
>He doesnt know how arrows work

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>>9147516
If you don't want someone to tell you to watch streams just watch streams.

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>>9147796
kawaiiope tete moririn,,.

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>>9147835
Anonchama!?!?!?

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KAWAIIOPE MORI

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>Gura ripping into the stupid trenchcoat
That one hurt her

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>>9118339
I love this dork. Too cute.

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WILL THEY GET TO SECOND BASE DURING THE SECOND DATE?

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>>9147926
How hypocritical, Gura's husbando and his brother wear trenchcoats.

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>>9147837
>missing one piece of information means that I don't watch streams
CLAP CLAP

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I'm loving this, bros

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Cute math broooossss.

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AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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>>9148176
it's joever

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>>9148021
Who?

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"The internet is better, I swear"

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>>9148269
Dante and Vergil

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>>9148296
>I can control the internet because I HAVE THE POWER

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>>9148349
*Donte and Virgin

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>>9148269
The sons of sparda anon. Though on which brother is which the answer may surprise you.

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>>9148351
Mori is in the Matrix

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>>9148445
Nero of course, umu umu

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>"that anime girl you like"
My heart really is going doki doki. How about that.

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>>9148573
Anon, mori isnt an anime girl, she is the grim reaper's first apprentice, i think you need to take your meds

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I unironically dress like Neo.

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>>9148734
shut up keanu

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>>9148656
I'll take my meds when i'm dead.

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>>9148775
GURA NOOO

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https://twitter.com/jayteamations/status/1433654519259283458?s=19

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>>9148656
>He doesn't believe

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>>9148851
Yep. This is exactly what I asked for.

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>>9148734
How often do you get questioned by police?

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>>9148851
MORIPHEUS, DORPHEUS, ORPHEUS
GO EAT SOME WALRUSES
ORIFICES, PORRIDGES
MORIPHEUS, MORIPHEUS

GOING TO THE BUFFET AND WALRUSES
CONFIDENCE, CORPSESES
WHORECESTERSHIRE SAUCE
GO INTO YOUR ORIFICES

RED PILL, BLUE PILL
MORIPHEUS, WALRUSES
SEASHELLS BY THE SEASHOREPHEUS

MORIPHEUS DRINKING A FORTY IN A DEATH BASKET