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[SPOILER] No.9110769[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

>you wake up next to Ame
>you're both naked under the sheets
How do you react?

>> No.9110804

Get this strange woman out of my house

>> No.9110825

>>9110769
I get jealous of her massive dong.

>> No.9110827

>>9110804
Kek, understandable.

>> No.9110848

Tell her to cuddle and hold hands with me

>> No.9110849

>>9110769
Call the police, get her arrested, press charges against Ame for rape and sexual assault, not before making sure she is cancelled by posting a lenghty twitlonger

>> No.9110856

>>9110825
F

>> No.9110889

>>9110848
Based and wholesomepilled.
>>9110849
Given Twatter's double standards, chances are you're SOL on that one LMAO

>> No.9110926

I asked her what she drugged me with and demand the antidote.

>> No.9110938 [DELETED] 

>>9110769
The rape train has no breaks is the only correct answer

>> No.9110977

>>9110938
Based.

>> No.9110984
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9110984

>>9110769
I wake up again.

>> No.9111007

>>9110984
F

>> No.9111029

>>9110769
i get up, go the kitche and cook her a meal

>> No.9111058

>>9111029
Wholesomepilled as well.

>> No.9111081
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9111081

>>9110769
OD from Watson Concoction
with a smile on my face.
In the eternal slumber,
will I dream of Ame?

>> No.9111108

>>9110938
2based4thisworld

>> No.9111120

>>9111081
Well, that took a dark turn fast. You okay, anon ?

>> No.9111174

>>9111108
R.I.P, can we get an F ?

>> No.9111180

>>9110769
>mfw my dick forces her to stop vtubing
wipe my dick and see if I smell rubber on it. If not go and buy morning after pill immediately.

>> No.9111239

Hold her hostage and only agree to release her if I get a nice video message from a good member of Hololive (aka Risu)

>> No.9111259

>>9111180
At least she's not from VShojo, so you probably wouldn't have to get tested, kek.

>> No.9111270

>>9110769
I go feed her 20 pets that she obviously doesn't care for.

>> No.9111275

>>9111081
I like this, though I'd like it better if we could die together.

>> No.9111305
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9111305

>>9111275
Again, you okay, anon ?

>> No.9111381
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9111381

>>9111305
Do you wait for your fruit to go bad before plucking it? Same thing.

>> No.9111415
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9111415

>>9110769
I whip out my phone and start masturbating to Reine's outfit reveal while making the most disgusting grunts possible.

>> No.9111453
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9111453

>>9111120
I'm just not so naive as to think life would give me a nude Ame in my bed without my imminent demise mere moments away.
>>9111275
Hey, you know what they say, the only difference between medicine and poison is the dose.
And we need to up the dosage.

>> No.9111478

>>9111415
Based, you gotta assert dominance.

>> No.9111521

>>9111453
>I'm just not so naive as to think life would give me a nude Ame in my bed without my imminent demise mere moments away
Fair, I guess LMAO

>> No.9111621

bawl my eyes out because either I've woken up from the simulation or my sanity has completely gone down the drain

>> No.9111667

>>9111081
Do Teamates Dream of Electric Ames?

>> No.9111761

>>9111667
I'd read that.

>> No.9111904

>>9111270
>implying she wouldn't care more about her pets
Kek, good one Anon.

>> No.9112152
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9112152

>>9111667
Yes, and to the tune of Electric Love by Børns no less.

>> No.9113116

>>9112152
Not bad.

>> No.9113181

>>9110769
id check if my virginity is still intact

>> No.9113234
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9113234

>>9111180
>morning after pill
you failed the test

>> No.9113297

>>9113181
It probably isn't, let's be real LMAO

>> No.9114024

>>9110769
"How did I hang an anime girl? Did I finally lose my mind. Is this the end? Am I doomed to being out of touch and confused the rest of my life? Should I just end it all???"

>> No.9114140

>>9114024
Anon, if you can snag actual anime girls, you're living the dream and need to tell the rest of us EVERYTHING you did in the past month, pronto.

>> No.9114507

>>9110769
ask her where Shien went and if she enjoyed the show

>> No.9114964

>damn I was so drunk last night I thought you were haachama
>we need to get the fuck outta here before she gets home or were both dead.

>> No.9115357

>>9114140
This.
>>9114964
Kek.

>> No.9115399

>>9114507
Based and exhibitionistpilled.

>> No.9115556

>>9110769
>naked
>has socks on

>> No.9115643
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9115643

>>9115556
Kek, pic related is the closest to what I wanted to depict.

>> No.9115713

You're always naked under your clothes anyway. It's basically the same.

>> No.9115763

>>9110769
>I wake up
>I see Watson naked next to me
>She's still sleeping
>I get out of bed
>I grab a lipstick
>I leave a message for her on the bedroom mirror
>She wakes up
>She sees the message
>She starts to cry and curse at me
>The message was: Bienvenida al mundo del SIDA

>> No.9115785
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9115785

>>9115713
Bro, you just blew my fucking mind.

>> No.9115864
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9115864

>>9115763
Anon, that is just straight up evil. I like it.

>> No.9116176

>>9113234
Kek.

>> No.9116248

>>9110769
[x] groundpound

>> No.9116265 [SPOILER] 
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9116265

>>9115713
That reminds me of something that's been bothering me lately.
Why is there so much animosity towards deadbeats here on /vt/ when there's a skeleton inside all of us?

>> No.9116303

>>9110769
tell her to eat all the eggs

>> No.9116387
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9116387

>>9115763
>I thought the spoiler was backwards English at first
Bwain iz bloken.

>> No.9116662

>>9116265
Good point.

>> No.9116904
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9116904

>>9116265
anon, I'm sure you've hated yourself at one point in your life before, as with all of us.

>> No.9117431

>>9116904
Can't argue with that lol

>> No.9117516
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9117516

>>9116248

>> No.9118093
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9118093

>>9110769
I go take a shit. Then I come out and yell at her for not buying ultra strong toilet paper for when she has men over. And because I'm lazy, I hatefuck her to empty my balls before getting dressed and ordering an Uber. It turns out to be a sheep on a scooter. What the fuck did she slip me last night?

>> No.9118109

>Sneak out of bed quietly.
>Go into the kitchen.
>Grab a loaf of bread.
>Go back to the room.
>While standing over her yell OKITE OKITE OKITE!
>Slam the loaf of bread on her face and hold it.
>Then just wait until the struggling stops.

>> No.9118595

>>9110769
I check my closet due to the high probability of Smol Ame hiding there with a camera. I then pay her to give me a copy of all her photos.

>> No.9118723

>>9118093
>>9118595
Forty keks.

>> No.9118739

>>9118595
>not fucking smol ame too
ngmi

>> No.9119146

>>9118739
This.

>> No.9119643
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9119643

>>9116904
Only every day of my life, anon.
I just learned to cope by deflecting and projecting what I hate about myself onto other people with similar qualities.

>> No.9119799

I Goslingpost, but irl.

>> No.9119904

>>9110769
rejoice, because if she gives me a look like this, that would be the first time in my life a girl has been satisfied with my sexual performance

>> No.9120138

>>9110825
>>9110827

>> No.9121219

>>9110769
Do something cringey thinking that she'll like me for it.

>> No.9121795

>>9110769
Sleep.

>> No.9122880

>>9119904
F
>>9121219
Kek.

>> No.9123038

Ask for a shot of concoction and if I can take Bubba for a walk.

>> No.9125346

>>9123038
Most realistic outcome, let's face it.

>> No.9125451
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9125451

>>9123038
you'll never make it to page 10

>> No.9125733

>>9110769
Go back to sleep to see if I'll wake up next to my oshi next time. Or at least one of the hags.

>> No.9125902

>>9125451
>>9125733
Kek.

>> No.9127560

>>9121795
Understandable.

>> No.9134512

Ayyy, we made it to page 10 !

>> No.9134615

>>9110769
Ask her why she raped me.

>> No.9134719

>>9134615
>implying you weren't both blitzed out of your minds

>> No.9135072

>>9134719
You don't understand, anon. I don't speak with the women in my life unless I absolutely have to, and I don't make any fucking small talk with them. I don't get drunk with women and have sex with them. That's just something that isn't going to happen in my life. The best explanation would be she drugged and raped me, so when I woke up next to her naked body in my bed, and I don't recall the sex, it'd be my turn to rape her.

>> No.9135158

>>9135072
>Need to rape someone to make things fair
>They keep consenting and turning it into consensual sex
It makes me so angry every time

>> No.9136345
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9136345

>>9135072
>>9135158
FUCKING KEK

>> No.9136430

>>9110769
Force feed bread

>> No.9137827

>>9110769
Clean up, and then make myself scarce before the Rophynol wears off.

>> No.9137914
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9137914

>>9110769
>>you wake up next to Ame
>>you're both naked under the sheets
>How do you react?
I'd sneak out of bed, dress myself and make her breakfast that fits her dietary needs. Ame will wake up to breakfast in bed. While she eats I'd ask her how she slept, see if she has any plans for the day, and if not, see if she wants to do anything.
If she wants to be a potato then she can be a potato. We'll watch her favorite shows, play games, read, basically whatever she wants to do. Low key treat her like the queen that she is, but ultimately so I can see that beautiful smile on her face when she's happy.
At the end of it if she needs a ride back home I'd take her. I'll do whatever it takes for Ame to tell me today was a good day.

>> No.9138234

>Get out of bed
>Cook make her a gluten bomb breakfast of muffins, pancakes, and other pastries
>Spend the rest of the day huffing her sweet braps

>> No.9138461

>>9137914
Based and wholesome.
>>9138234
>>>/d/

>> No.9140854

>>9137914
Does she have to eat all the eggs?

>> No.9141056

>>9110769
Walk on eggshells for the rest of my life before she accuses me of rape for backseating when telling her to maybe not put ketchup on her goddamn eggs because thats fucking retarded behavior and she's a grown woman so act like it.

>> No.9141179

suck her dick

>> No.9141215

>>9110769
Check myself, I might've been reborn as her dog. And she will commit acts of unspoken animal abuse with me.

>> No.9141389

>>9141056
Unprompted backseating is basically rape for a real gamer anyway.

>> No.9141500

>>9110769
I ask her how the fuck I managed to master teleportation, then I leave out the nearest window fully nude.

>> No.9141562

>>9141215
>wake up as a dog
>see yourself in the mirror, see another dog
>start barking at your mirror dog-reflection
>never realize you were the dog

>> No.9142748

>>9141562
>come on boy, I have some peanut butter here
>let me put these socks on your paws so you don't scratch me
>come on, boy

>> No.9146219

>>9142748
Bruh

>> No.9149547

>>9110769
Run off to shower because I don't want to get her stink on me.

>> No.9149850
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9149850

>>9149547

>> No.9157167

>>9110769
I go back to sleep, I'm too tired for this

>> No.9161794

>>9110769
Get up and get her out of my house.
Bitch I'm already taken and your gremlin ass ain't shit compared to her.

>> No.9161814

>>9110769
Prepare for a DNA test in 9 months.

>> No.9164879

>>9110769
Call her a nigger and start wrestling her.

>> No.9165655

>>9161794
Absolute chad.

>> No.9166487

>>9110769
Mating press

>> No.9166646

>>9166487
Nice, kek.

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