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9010678 No.9010678 [Reply] [Original]

>Diet consists of chicken wings, chicken nuggets and McDonalds
>Can't cook
>Is fat
>Unfit and unathletic (means she has shit genes)
>poor health (means she has shit genes)
>stupid (means she has shit genes)
>Is a fujo
>Poor general knowledge (shit score on both Choco's quiz and the prefecture quiz)
>Uneducated (High School drop out, borderline illiterate since she struggles with middle school kanji at times)
>Ugly hand writing
>Ugly voice
>Bad manners
>Rude
>Loud
>Selfish
>Is a pedophile (has admitted to grooming the children of her former colleagues)
>Poor hygiene
>Uncoordinated (means she has shit genes)
>Womanlet (means she has shit genes)
All of you faggots who want to marry her are retarded.

>> No.9010737
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9010737

>makes you plain nuggies
>not dinonuggies
dropped

>> No.9010749

>>9010678
Jesus what was yagoo smoking when he picked her?

>> No.9010783

We know how you really feel about her Marineshizo. Just be true to your feelings.

>> No.9010790

>>9010678
God I wanna fuck her so bad.

>> No.9010802
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9010802

>>9010678
I don't care I just want to have sex with her like we're both unhinged animals in heat.

>> No.9010845
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>>9010678
Does she get flies in her room too? I know someone she might get along with...

>> No.9010847
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9010847

>>9010678
Counterpoint: she has a fat ass

>> No.9010863

>>9010678
I can fix her
If I marry her shell love me so much she'll start being a good wife

>> No.9010864

>>9010678
Japanese definition of "fat" is anything beyond 45kg

>> No.9010866

>>9010678
Tell us how you really feel, Marineschizo
I'm sure you jerk it to plenty of Marine hentai

>> No.9010878
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9010878

>>9010737
>tfw choco will never make dinonuggies for you

>> No.9010882

>>9010678
reading this made my pp hard

>> No.9010909

>>9010678
>come home
>your plump-arsed, shortstack, stinky fujoshi otaku wife is wearing only an apron asking if you want nuggies, a bath, her, or all 3

>> No.9010918
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9010918

>>9010878
>tfw choco will never feed you dinonugges after giving you a blowie

>> No.9010980

>>9010918
i will go to japan and make her my wife bros, i can't take it anymore

>> No.9010985

>>9010866
Marine schizo is actually a Marinefag who wants to promote her in secret. He knows Japanese and has too much information about Marine to be a clipwatcher. Don't fall for his tricks

>> No.9011001
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9011001

I have the super sperm it counteracts bad genes

>> No.9011009

The only requirement for a wife is her being fuckable. Seeth shizo

>> No.9011031

>>9010864
Thats the definition of fat for women everywhere except America.

>> No.9011044

>>9010847
Counterpoint: she has fat everything

>> No.9011144

>>9010918
Choco is for bullying. Not marrying.
>Go on date with Choco
>Take her to the pachinko parlour instead of a nice place
>Make her pay for your fuel
>Ghost her
>>9010847
Fat ass doesn't count when you have a giant belly.

>> No.9011225
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>>9011044
Countercounterpoint: I'd still do her.

>> No.9011278

I WILL save her! Then, I'll make her my wife!

>> No.9011404

>>9010678
>>9010864
>>9011031
>>9011044
>>9011144
>Not wanting a cute chubby GF to fuck the shit out of her so she loses weight
NGMI

>> No.9011409

You could've just said "I am a huge faggot" and gotten the same point across.

>> No.9011451

>>9011144
Only trash women will date trash men

>> No.9011481
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9011481

Doesn't matter, I still want to smash her

>> No.9011601
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9011601

>>9010678
aren't you tired, marineschizo?

>> No.9011680

>>9011451
You do know that those are all stories Choco has told right? Her and Mary from Honeystrap are kinda famous for having dating history of losers.

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