/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Gen 2, while you debut there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I get forced to graduate in 3 weeks I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don't hate you, Gen 2. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most oshis in the back.

I hate this idea that you're Gods. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in Hololive. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Yagoo’s ass.

You're as good as kissing Cover’s ass as IRyS is. I don't know if you're as good as Gura though. She's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
Punk.....

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara meltdown arc would be kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
good shit OP, I actually laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
KWAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>8653286
only way her content would be entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
Now with this you are guaranteed 50k audience kiara go for it

[Anonymous No.]

You imagine the eternal seethe if she actually said this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
>You're as good as kissing Cover’s ass as IRyS is. I don't know if you're as good as Gura though. She's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

But who would be Kevin Nash defending Cover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8654646
Matsuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
KWAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
I am the best vtuber in Hololive.
I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Nenechi saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Nenechi gal. You know who else was a Nenechi gal? Mano Aloe. And she graduated just like I’m graduating. But the biggest difference between me and Aloe is I’m going to be glorified in three weeks.
I’ve grabbed so many of Motoaki "YAGOO" Tanigo’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this stream, in OBS, even in cosplay! Nobody can touch me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
KWAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>8659510
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little Hololive souvenirs. I’m not on Hololive Alternative. I barely appear in Usada Constructions. I don't get to be in collabs with my senpais anymore. My alternate outfit is no longer appealing anymore. I don't have a team for the /vt/ League. I’m not even in the board's 4CC roster anymore. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Gura is the most subbed channel and I’m not makes me sick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
but CM stands for Calliope Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish there were heel Vtubers that would pick fights and challenge people to fighting games or something. Not serious drama whores, but scripted things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8660425
Oh, and let me get something straight, those of you who are "based"ing me right now? You are just the biggest part of me leaving than anything else. Because you're the ones who that are watching those collabs that I'm not on. You're the ones that sub to your oshi that isn't me. And then at 5 in the morning, you make an anti thread on /vt/ and try to shove it in my face to cause a yab because you're too lazy to go get a real job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8661276
Hell, maybe I'll make an overblown graduation like Coco did. Maybe, I'll go to Najisani!
Hey Pomu, how ya doin'?
The reason I'm leaving is you people. Because you're still gonna pour money into Cover, I'm just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel's gonna keep turning and I understand that. But Yagoo's gonna make money despite himself. He's a CEO that should be a worldwide name with this Vtuber bubble and you wanna know why he's not? It's because he surrounds himself with nonsensical, power-creeping, tranny managers that will tell him he needs to improve on the lore. And I'd like to think that maybe this company would be better after Yagoo graduates himself. But the fact is, it's going to get taken over by Enma, A-Chan, and the rest of the stupid managers.
Let me tell you a personal story about Hololive. You know that Fubuki quote about "as long as she's here" you can still have faith in Holol-

[Anonymous No.]

>>8660869
Same, but all of the autist schizos would fail to realize that it's all for show.
All of the CM Kiara memes ITT are funny but completely true. There's a lot of stuff she can bitch about and chat would back her 100%. Kiara could totally pull it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
>>8659510
>>8660425
>>8661276
>>8662096
Kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8654646
Kwabbers......

[Anonymous No.]

>>8662096
>Hell, maybe I'll make an overblown graduation like Coco did. Maybe, I'll go to Najisani!
>Hey Pomu, how ya doin'?
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>8662321
This has been epic.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok this got me good have a (You)

>>8662096
>>8661276
>>8660425
>>8659510
>>8652562

[Anonymous No.]

>>8660425
>I'm not even in the board's 4CC roster anymore
rumao

[Anonymous No.]

You see Cover, the fact of the mater is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8663582
In this business...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8662096
>Hey Pomu, how ya doin'?
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>8653286
With the way she is its bound to happen eventually. If not some point during gen 2 then gen 3 EN will probably break her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8663628
I'M THE IDOL OF IDOLS!
>IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAMES, AND HOW YOU PLAY THEM! IT'S ALL ABOUT PERMISSIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>8653286
I've been waiting for it for awhile, she's had mini meltdowns over the last year but nothing really substantial

[Anonymous No.]

>>8662321
>>8662102
I'd love it if Kiara just went full heel, full bitchmode
I've been noticing gura changing too, she's actively making fun of senpai now and singing songs about God and dying for glory in heaven

[Anonymous No.]

I have never laughed so hard at a /vt/ thread until today. I think the last time I did was when teacucks got btfo after finding their oshi had a bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>8663780
>s-she's going to meltdown on stream!!
>a year pass
>any time now!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8662096
>Hell, maybe I'll make an overblown graduation like Coco did. Maybe, I'll go to Najisani!
>Hey Pomu, how ya doin'?

This thread has been absolutely fucking dimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>8669814
There wasn’t any other EN members for most of the past year, kfpcuck. Her insecurities have been ramping up since irys

[Anonymous No.]

>>8670631
>Her insecurities have been ramping up since irys

Are you the same anon who kept copypasting on each thread about her bullying IRyS during a collab but never actually showed time stamps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8662096
>He's a CEO that should be a worldwide name with this Vtuber bubble and you wanna know why he's not? It's because he surrounds himself with nonsensical, power-creeping, tranny managers that will tell him he needs to improve on the lore.

That cut really deep. Wasn't expecting so much truth in a shitpost thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
Kek, pure kino

[Anonymous No.]

>(EGG WAS CRACKED FOR THIS POST)
Jannies do your fucking job

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get it. Are you implying Kiara will shit her pants live on stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8672233
No, Kiara goes 0-2 in UFC, then join Niji and shit all over Jagoo anf cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>8673967
Sounds kino
KI-A-RA!
KI-A-RA!

[Anonymous No.]

>clearly annoyed at more people in her territory and backhand compliments them
>will also probably be the first one to knife anyone but her talking shit about her juniors and will protect their vtuber rights to the death
What the fuck kind of personality is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8674851
Unironically, Stacy behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
>>8659510
>>8660425
>>8661276
>>8662096
Greatest shit I've seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>8675145
No Stacey can be a jerk with a heart of loyal gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8674851
>What the fuck kind of personality is this?

A cluck of personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>8676049
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>8676049
This made me laugh more than it should have

[Anonymous No.]

HOLOLIVE IS A MYSTERY

[Anonymous No.]

>>8678220
KEK
Never seen this edit before

[Anonymous No.]

>>8678220
FANTASY IS A MYSTERY

[Anonymous No.]

I'm fucking crying, this thread is amazing, thank you OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8654646
Pekora was raped by Miko on the sweltering summer of 2020

[Anonymous No.]

>>8662096
>It's because he surrounds himself with nonsensical, power-creeping, tranny managers that will tell him he needs to improve on the lore. And I'd like to think that maybe this company would be better after Yagoo graduates himself. But the fact is, it's going to get taken over by Enma, A-Chan, and the rest of the stupid managers.
I beleb this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8674851
Stacylite on a circle of low tier beckies

[Anonymous No.]

>>8678220
MAKING GOOD LORE IS A MYSTERY
FULL OF SHIT NO ONE WANTS TO SEE
MANAGERS MAKES A FOOL OF THIS COMPANY

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara is pure and not for sexuals

[Anonymous No.]

>>8673967
But Niji is the TNA of Vtubing
We need the son of the owner of a big Japanese Sumo Stable whose a big Vtubing fan to hire the biggest fan favorite indies to start their own company that other indies and holomems join

[Anonymous No.]

....Is this the holofightz thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8662096
>You know that Fubuki quote about "as long as she's here" you can still have faith in Holol-

Jesus the amount of detail on this shitposting is really impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>8689143
anon-chama....

[Anonymous No.]

GIMME A FUCKING MIC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
Even Kiara's wrestling debut was less humiliating than CM Cuck's UFC stunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
why is Kiara such an envious bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

I've been busy and couldn't watch their debuts, are any of them good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8691723
depends, what are you looking for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8691825
Are they fun to watch? Are they annoying like kiara or ollie

[Anonymous No.]

>>8691939
Baelz reminds me of Ollie a bit, very loud.
Kronii is a bit like mori, unemotional dommy mommy with dorky moments.
Mumei is the timid one goofing her way through
Fauna is green Lamy with an extra serving of GFE.
Sana is an energetic aussie in astrology and bad jokes.

Pick your poison...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8663582
You know, it's funny ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8692076
Alright thanks for the info
I'll see if I like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>8692306
Glad to be of assistance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
Zero dimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
I LOVE YOU CM KIARA

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8678220
HOLOLIVE IS A MYSTERY
FULL OF SUPERCHATS NO ONE READS
MY OSHII DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I EXIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>8669306
Yeah, that stream where Gura sat and read from the Quran for six straight hours occasionally pausing to do some nasheed karaoke was weird as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8662102
So...Like most 'cool' heels? The NWO and DX? Bullet Club and such?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8686310
>>8689616
The shitpost hits nicely because it's coated in truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8693053
She what?

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the Dbry?
Remember they have to play actual video games, not Apex or Minecraft to count

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
Based thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>8674383
>crowd chanting her KI-AR-A
>Hinotori starts playing
>Crowd goes wild
>Kiara shouts "It's Zatsudan time!"
>Crowd goes wilder
>Ladies and Gentlemen... a Partisan hometown crowd for Kiara Takanashi
>Crowd still going wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>8693848
Mori, obviously.
>very popular
>management doesn't push her, momentum was always with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8692712
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>8692530
>top 10 Spacha dimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>8693445
You don't remember that anon? Might have been members only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694298
>Has no charisma
>Has no talent
>Barely plays video games
>Doesn't give a shit about what they're doing
Ah I get it you're one of those people who hate Dbry.
Mori is more like Nia Jax.

[Anonymous No.]

/pw/ here. What the fuck is a vtuber and what do they stream about? What's the appeal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694486
Right back at you. Mori is the second most popular EN, and then she's the most influential amongst Myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694527
fellow pw chad, vtubers are like online streamers except they use an anime avatar, which is done via facial recognition software.
they're like luchas and their masks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694544
>Popular=/=Good
I bet you think Twilight is high literature too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694527
They're like normal streamers but with a kayfabe character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8681334
whose the one on the right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694486
>Mori is more like Nia Jax.
Geez anon you could have compared her to Baron Corbin at least, Mori hasn't tried to kill her fellow talent...yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Bring me Noel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694527
Mori is the Kenny Omega of Hololive

>edgy
>Same sex pairing
>high degree of technical skill kept at bay by severe autism
>Highly impactful knee strikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694564
Whoa, contrarianism hasn't been the "4chan" thing to do since 2004.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694600
I'm thinking more like Elias. Not exactly despised and has a music gimmick, but is a tad tired and unfocused outside of their gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694628
Except again, Kenny is actually good at what he does and actually like what he does.
Both of which are traits Cali lacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694628
Not only that:
>She's trying to bring JP Rap to the states, like how Kenny likes NJPW style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694628
Mori will NEVER be as based as Kenny, get it into you thick skull!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8693848
who the fucks is Dbry

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694701
Concussion man who married one of the bella twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694659
>>8694679
>Kennety
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694613
Somebody post it
>>8694628
Omega speaks japanese unlike Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694628

Pomu is the Kenny Omega of vtubing.

Mori is more like Roman Reigns - disinterested, a shitter, not the guy, only in the business because he failed at his real passion, getting pushed at the expense of others, and only liked by brainless marks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694679
Mori can't even be as based as Randy Boreton, alter ego of Randy Orton that know he doesn't have to try anymore. Because Mori never even started to try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694771
>Mori is more like Roman Reigns -
Extremely accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694771
...Holy FUCK you're right! Shit whose the Rock that holds her arm up then?

[Anonymous No.]

Bro, we need to drop the gimmicks and start being REAL. Start using real names and using insider terms all the time, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694771

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori gets mogged by Kronii in a collab
>Kiara and Nyanners with a run in
>Kiara Hinotori's the shit out of kronii
>Nyanners farts on her face
>They stand over her chunii body and too sweet
>Tuber club 4- 4- 4 lyfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694853
shut the fuck up, Russo

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694951
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694903
unironically the goat

[Anonymous No.]

>MY CLIENT INUGAMI KORONE STREAMED FOR 9 HOURS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694964
Listen, Bro. We need to be more like VShojo, Have the girls talk about their vaginas and dicks often and make more sexual advances at each other. That Kiara girl gets it. She's the future of Hololive, bro. Get her in a plot where she's making out with me. Yes, I, Vince Russo, is becoming a VTuber, bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694964
Listen bro, hololive contract on a pole match bro. It should be how we decide all new chuubas bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the janetty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694743
Okada does what every nigga on this site wishes they could do, fucks an actual anime waifu every night. The most based man in all of existence.

[Anonymous No.]

Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

Whose the AJ? The talented guy who signed with the wrong company?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695122
Miketty of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695204
Braintlet answer: Hachama
Real Answer: Pekora.

[Anonymous No.]

JUST FOR THAT YAB PLAYARU TONIGHT YOU GET TO GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE HAACHAMMER

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695204
Patra (Honeystrap) or Leona (re:act)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695257

[Anonymous No.]

I like Cody Rhodes and I like Kiara

Rate my taste in people by their taste in wives.

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT IS YAMIYONO MORURU DOING ON THE ANYCOLOR ZONE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695177
Ame would probably be more fitting as Ted DiBiase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695498
No thats Rushia or Coco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695538
Ted DiBiase didn't become a stripper after he retired.

[Anonymous No.]

Rate my stable:

>Kiara Takanashi / CM Punk
>Highly skilled idol with a long history in the industry outside of the company, puts in the work but is always behind the company idol.
>Mori Calliope /Kenny Omega
>Massive weeb, good at what they do but too autistic to stand on their own in the big leagues. Bi.
>Amelia Watson /Stone Cold Steve Austin
>Is a joker with a mean temper, makes dimes but is injury prone.
>Gawr Gura / Y2J
>Unironically the GOAT.
>Ninomae Inanis / Randy Orton
>I sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695482
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695689
I disagree with almost every point you made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695689
>>Ninomae Inanis / Randy Orton
>>I sleep
takobros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695689
Pretty good, who would be HHH?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695769
Despite Ina being one of my favs i will admit i watch her before sleep. He's right lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695777
Unironically probably Coco
>broke the 4th wall
>One of the top earners of all time
>Pushes for new talent pool
>Inspires new generation
>Takes their shirt off

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695904
Hi Paul

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695936
Hi mark

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694771
Adknowledge them

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the /vt/ equivalent to this?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get this thread. Is it about wrestling?
What does that have to do with Kiara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696027
Kiara keeps cutting promos on the new Gen, HoloEN has a civil war brewing if their first collabs don't go well.

It will be absolutely kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
>>8659510
>>8660425
>>8661276
>>8662096
DING DONG DIDDLEY *clapclap clapclapclap*
DING DONG DIDDLEY *clapclap clapclapclap*
DING DONG DIDDLEY *clapclap clapclapclap*

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695998
finner

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695482
Her design was SEX and breedable. Now she is cute and my daughter. How did this happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696011
Suisei is pure sex just like Tanahashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696076
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696094

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696027
A thinly veiled Kiara anti thread that turned into wrestling autism kino, just go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

How long till the next holofightz thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay then, who's Prince Devitt/Finn Balor then?
Y'know, a guy who gets treated like a big deal for a few weeks then vanishes only to show up in developmental and be good again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8676049
>>8695689

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cluck of personality
You know I'm anger, you know my dreams
They sub everything but never me
I'm the cluck of personality
Like negro Sana and UGLIrys
I'm the cluck of personality
The cuck of personality
The cluck of personality
Super chats, a shittiest pay
Then a anti insults, I'm fucking mad
You don't have to shit on me
Only you have to suscribe

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696027
Kiara is bad as always and everyone hates her. She fears that the more gen joins all her gen mates will stop collabing with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695689
Kronii is the Randy Orton.
>dimes look
>I sleep
>hears voices

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694527
They normally stream video games but sometimes just chats or does karaoke. Basically a vtuber is someone using face recognition for an anime avatar. And they keep their own intense kayfabe that they can't show anything as to who they are beneath the avatar. Unironically the closest thing to pro wrestling

[Anonymous No.]

Who will be the first vtuber to walk the kings road?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696359
Gen 2 is shit, fuck away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
wtf Kiara is All Elite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696434
WHAT'S CHICKENGIRL DOING IN THE SHOJOZONE?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696433
Kiara is shit, and so is CM Cuck, so at least you got that right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696482
Kiara is based

[Anonymous No.]

Coco could be DBry. Incredibly popular, but also kept getting her legs taken out from under her thanks to internal politicing. Much happier in the bingo halls/indies performing for a smaller crowd and being as creative and fun as she wants. Possibility of joining a bigger group with more freedoms later is still there

[Anonymous No.]

Trust me, im A-Chan

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcuhEsDgis8
You know, a couple of weeks ago, when Eric Bischoff told his secretary to tell her secretary to leave a message on my answering machine, for me to call Eric Bischoff, and then I called Eric Bischoff, and he proceeded to fire me over the phone, I thought a big cloud was lifted off the career of Steve Austin. Because gone were the days where I'd go up to someone and say "Hey, what about me and Sting? We got this big thing going. How 'bout the cage?" And someone says "No, baby, that's for somebody else. We're just gonna keep you right where you're at right now." Well, then I said "Well, how about me and Savage? Man, I got this great idea, man. He comes in, he's got the Slim Jim deal, well hell, I..." No, Steve, that's for somebody else, baby. Then you go "I got this great idea, I can do it with Hulk Hogan. I'm gonna be the Steve-o-Maniac, and we're gonna take this thing all the way, because Hulk Hogan, Hulkamania was the biggest thing to ever come down the wrestling spike." And they say "No, it's not for you, brother. You can't do that, and we're gonna keep you right where you are." I said "How about me and Brian get back together? The Hollywood Blondes, it was the best tag team to come along in ten years." And they say "No, Steve, we need you in a singles role, man. We need you to do this, we're gonna put the U.S. title on you. And then we're gonna take you here, and then you're the number one contender, so then you got this World title shot." Well, all that sh*t never happened! So there I am, floundering along, there's nothing going my way because of politics. And WCW kept the biggest potential superstar in wrestling on the God damn ground! What are you supposed to do? On one hand, they're paying you a bunch of money. They're paying me a bunch of money! Well, on this hand, they're telling me "Hey, go out there and give Bagwell a hell of a match. Go out there with an eighteen year old German kid, give him seven good minutes. Let other people see what he can do." They say "You are what you eat." And WCW, they didn't feed me nothing but garbage! So I let myself become garbage. I became complacent with everything that they said. As long as big Ted kept sending in the checks, maybe I wasn't happy with what was going on, but I became complacent. Then they send me to Japan, the big injury. Bischoff delivers a shot heard around the damn world! "Steve Austin's out of the high-paying job." All the sudden, the phone starts ringing off the hook. It's ECW, it's the WWF, it's All-Japan, it's New Japan, and all Steve Austin's gotta do is make a decision. Todd Gordon, whether he mortgages his house one time, two times, maybe three times, came up with it, all right? The right figure for Steve Austin to make a decision. I stroll into the ECW Arena... it's the biggest piece of crap I've ever seen! I broke in in a building called the Sportatorium in Dallas, Texas. Home of the world-famous Von Erichs. Anybody that was anybody stepped foot in the Dallas Sportatorium. For the last two years, all you've heard about, anywhere in wrestling, is the famous ECW Arena. Debut night, I roll in. You got the Sandman. You've got the Raven. You got the Pit Bulls. You got Stevie Richards, you got the Public Enemy. You got the Gangstas. You got Mikey Whipwrep, whatever the hell his name is. You got a bunch of damn misfits running around, thinking that they can actually wrestle. All I've seen in ECW is a bunch of violent crap! And that's exactly what I'll call it, because that's what it is. Steve Austin is here to wrestle. It's what I do best, it's what I do better than anybody in the world. Dean Malenko, Eddie Guerrero, they got the big send-off. Tears were in everybody's eyes, there was a big deal. All Steve Austin got was a good swift kick in the ass as Bischoff hung up the phone and left me high and dry! There's no Hogans here. There's no Flairs here. There's not a Dusty Rhodes, and there damn sure isn't an Eric Bischoff here. There's no one that can hold back Steve Austin now. "Stunning"? Tossed it out the window. Never was meant to be. ECW is gonna find out firsthand what Steve Austin can do. And I'm gonna show everybody here exactly what a true superstar is supposed to do. What a true superstar is supposed to be. Because no one here can hold me back. Not Todd Gordon, not Hulk Hogan, not Eric Bischoff, nobody. I'm gonna be the superstar that I always knew that I could be. Because there's no one... no one in ECW that can stop me.


I've been trying to figure out who to apply this to but I just can't get it to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694599
Mark Jindrak

[Anonymous No.]

>Dave, what did you think of the Collab?
>It was...you know...not really uhm good
>I'll say....HoloMyth and HoloCouncil Among Us Collab last night and boy, tale of two streamers. Kronii drew the most crowd reaction to calling out Imposter Mori, with some skilled deduction and the most fire we saw of her yet, as well as some jokes that got a few laughs from HoloMyth. But Mori just says 'Later' when ejected. You can tell Mori just doesn't give a single shit about this industry anymore, if she ever did to begin with.
>Yeah I mean, it was always kind of obvious since she uhhm didn't really have the kind of enthusiasm most other Holos have, but it was REALLY bad that Collab.
>You know ever since the Hachaama Collab, where she...just stone walled all of Hachaama's gimmicks and left her out to dry even more than Coco, I'm starting to think she realizes her whole attitude was done better by Kronii who by the way, unlike Mori actually...plays the games she claims to care about.
>I mean yeah..uhmm you know?
>DAVE SHE PKAYED ALL THREE ROUTES OF FATES, MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN PLAY ONE! Why? For the viewers Dave. When was the last time Mori did something for the viewers at her expense?
>Yeah I uhm, yeah have to agree
>Ever since she arrived Kronii has constantly proved more of a nerd than Mori, and surprise surprise, when your fanbase is mostly geek otaku, THEY GROW TO LIKE YOU MORE THAN THE ANTI-GEEK
>Well what about Kiara? She plays all kinds of games
>Yeah but she also clings to Mori like a lost puppy, if she dropped the lesbian gimmick that Mori herself has just given up on and clean up her narcissistic attitude she'd be A LOT better. Anyway, back to the Collab...Mori then ends her stream when Imposter Kronii gets everyone, and when she asked why no one listened to her, Kronii responded with 'Maybe put in more effort in your speeches than your failed rap career'. Kronii was then fined 500 dollars by Hololive management for being 'too aggressive and inconsiderate'

[Anonymous No.]

/pw/ & /vt/ fusion when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8697001
Closest thing we have is holofightz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8697193
I want Holofightz but with actual female characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8697567
Then you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

What is even this timeline, Kiara coming out as most based?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VU9_eAHQ0o
Never Drew a Dime.
That's when I called them the council of Dummies the council of dummies ran away to JP and I said I just saved HoloEN because they never drew a dime. Not a Dime! Not a dime! Not one penny! People were closing the stream watching something else when they came on.

She ate a tarantula on stream and never drew a dime but she thought she was the strongest idol and she really believed in her Aussie brain that she was bigger and would draw more money then Tokino Sora.

Who was that girl she was a devil or angel or something Tokyo Tower looked kind of good but never drew a dime.

Momosuzu Nene nobody watched her every time Nene came on the rating dropped, when the Dummies were on ratings dropped, the Indonesians came on ratings dropped.

Not a dime, Not a dime, Not a dime!

When Marine was on people watched her, when Rushia was on people watched her, when Flare was on uhhh somewhat somewhat, Noel drew, Aqua they did good, Pekora they were huge, Mel they were huge.

Not a dime! Not a dime!

Me!? I don't think he'll draw a dime.

The Festival was stupid it ain't gonna draw a dime.

Coco left and I just said I saved the company. She never drew a dime I got the minute to minute reports from youtube. People were turning the stream off when she came on.

[Anonymous No.]

>ID-Genegeration-X

[Anonymous No.]

>ID-Generation-X

[Anonymous No.]

>>8697932
ワン・トゥー・イズ・ジス・オン?

[Anonymous No.]

>Traditional Survivor Series match 5v5
>HoloEN Gen 1 vs Gen 2
>Special guest ref Irys
Who ya got and how does it end?

[Anonymous No.]

>WEEEEELLLLLL IT'S THE BIG POL

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695257
ナイン・デーズ・フロム・トナイト

[Anonymous No.]

>>8697615
Not at all, add sweating and clothing destruction mechanics and it's a blast. You're just a fag

[Anonymous No.]

NEED SOME HLA !

[Anonymous No.]

What does every body need? SEX! What does every body want? SEX!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695122
rare double michaels

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694853
>Calliope Mori was involved in a serious ghostrider accident, but somehow, someway we will get a main event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8695204
You mean Styles? Gotta remember he had really good runs in TNA where he started and NJPW, it should be vtuber with a solid smaller career before phoning it in in a big company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694659
>Kenny is actually good at what he does

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>>8697567
You fool, the woman model in modern 2K games will make them look like shitty cosplayers. At least when they're dudes with holomem's clothes it's funnier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694964
Quiet, Cornette.

[Anonymous No.]

Inugami Dewey is a three-year-old boy, you sick sons of bitches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8699998
Six stars Seth. Try getting four first

[Anonymous No.]

You know they say all Gens are created equal...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8669007
When Owl and Kronii surpass her numbers she'll start acting out to try and get attention

[Anonymous No.]

Let me tell you something, brother, your oshi would never take a bump to make a new fresh-out-of-debut chuba look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8701073
but you look at me and you look at Omaru Polka and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another chuuba you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add Shishiro Botan to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at HoloFes, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Shishiro Botan KNOOOWS she can't beat me, and she's not even gonna try. So, Omaru Polka, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at HoloFes. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Holofes! Señor Polka? The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at HoloFes!

[Anonymous No.]

God you're all making me feel old right now.

pic: oshi bad in za day

[Anonymous No.]

>>8701939
>"I didn't screw Aloe, Aloe screwed Aloe"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8700548
>Seth
I ain't no edrone, I'm a Darby Allin mark

[Anonymous No.]

>>8701939
I don't think they're Holostars, I think they're Homostars!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8702533
I hate it because everyday I start to worry that Aloe is the Brett Hart of Vtubing and it just sucks. Though honestly Kson would be the Brett Hart since it was Management fuckery that caused her to leave. Aloe is more like the Brian Pillman.

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>>8700056
Cornette would be a militant idolfag

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>>8692076
>>8691939
Baelz is a mature girl forced to RP as Ollie.
Kronii is what Mori should have been.
Mumei is discount Pomu.
Fauna is green Lamy
Sana can't afford a decent mic in a business where the microphone is a solid 80% of your means to interact with your audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694771
>Pomu is the Kenny Omega of vtubing.
Why is Pomu so based

[Anonymous No.]

Is it accurate to say Kiryu Coco is the Undertaker of Hololive?
>Crowd favorite
>big numbers
>Strong behind the scenes people person
>loved by her peers
>kept management in check
>no longer in their prime and make limited appearances

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>>8696027
The thread is a reference to a speech wrestler CM Punk gave when he left WWE about how the only thing in the business that matters is kissing Vince McMahon's ass and that that's how it's decided who wins who loses, who gets the titles and so on (wrestling is fake, it's theater).
Kiara is in a very similar position, since she doesn't really care, she says what she's thinking and she's a lot more open and a lot more prone to "real talk" behind the kayfabe than anyone else and the success of HoloEN2 has only emboldened her.

HoloEN civil war is a storyline that might actually happen. Especially since HoloEN1 has many extremely forceful personalities and HoloEN2 has a few.

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>>8704418
>Spends 80% of podcast time complaining about how the new vtubers aren't doing recorded sketches anymore like "the good old days", going full washed up old fart unable to adapt and grow
10 years from now, we'll see a few like him, mark my words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8705014
No Sora is the Undertaker of Hololive since she will never graduate.

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>>8705279
>Gets violently pissed when he sees a vtuber in the same room with a male
>threatens everyone around him for even mentioning that they use the bathroom
>probably frequents /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8663780
Idk about gen3, maybe gen10 or gen15 FOR SURE

[Anonymous No.]

>>8704418
>>8705279
>>8706102
Cornette wouldn't be an idolfag because idolfags came later on and were initially hated.
He would fucking bitch about no more Kizuna ai style vtubers and he would definitely get angry about real life stuff like Haato.

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Now I see a lot of people online and in Vtuber communities trying to tear down the old Rabbit with what they consider the "Worst stream of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Pekora was throwing down

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>>8706102

Oka after he suffers career ending injury and starts 2d idol and vtubing podcast

[Anonymous No.]

NIJISANJI IS HERE TO TAKEOVER

[Anonymous No.]

>he still doubts HAACHAMANIA
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
If at all through my journey, if my personal choices in my life upset you, let me just say: I understand. If you all try to understand that I was never gonna get healthy. Physically, mentally, spiritually, or emotionally, staying in the same place that got me sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8708296
underrated

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>>8693848
>Who's the Dbry?
Ina
Look at her game choices and the fact that lots of people used to find her bland & boring

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>>8706894
Exactly, we'll see plenty of vtuber fans being unironic like that soon enough. They were there at the peak, and now think change is bad while complaining at their caves.
I can tell a bunch of fans are just like that time Kevin Nash complained about vanilla midgets getting titles, except it's vtubers who can't sing breaking the 1 million sub count.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder a real life wrestler is Shuba Duck simp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogbIfsoWj4k

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711244
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>8711244
O-khan is just a massive fucking otaku in general.
https://twitter.com/Great_O_Khan/status/1430793688943259654

[Anonymous No.]

>>8708296
KIARA IN NIJISANJI???

[Anonymous No.]

>>8712110
retarded, but not totally impossible, rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>8708296
>>8712110
Feels more like Kiara's past to Hololive than graduating and going to Niji

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want no pansy chuubas, who's the Chris Benoit of the v-tuber sphere? I want me some prime schizo action.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the Benoit of vtubing?
Better yet who's the William Regal of vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Thread is kino but idk where all these KIARA IS GRADUATING come from.
She even stayed up all night during their debuts cause she wanted to be supportive cause EN1 didn't have enough to help them during and after their debuts.
She also didn't mock the talents, she mocked the concept they have, trying to outdo power levels by making literal gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694844
Korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>8713559
Hitomi Chris Benoit

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>>8652562
SHUT THE FUCK UP *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

[Anonymous No.]

>>8714352
LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
THE KEK WHO FAILED AT UFC

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>>8713536
>>8713559
>Benoit
I mean, there are plenty of vtubers who can carry their weight in performances, but are not getting the big push because they're not charismatic enough to deliver main event-worthy promo material an--Oh, THAT thing with Benoit? Well, we gotta wait until one of these menhera snaps and offs someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8714488
So Haachama in about 2-3 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>8713536
>>8713559
>>8714488
Kusunoki Sio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8713654
It's all larping, friendchama.

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>>8713654
The graduation meme comes from Cover obviously not liking Kiara and potentionally finding ways to make her graduate like they did with Coco especially now that she called out their retarded tranny lore. Also the meme specifically states Kiara doesn't hate Gen2 but just that they're marketed as if they were better than Gen1

[Anonymous No.]

>>8714673
>implying marine won't snap first

[Anonymous No.]

>>8715753
Haachama has already snapped though. She's just slowly building frustration that needs to be taken out on someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>8686199
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696280
AZki, she was liked for a bit then became irrelevant again

[Anonymous No.]

>>8716137
Haaton here, now she seems to be ok for now, today she had a members stream and sounded pretty relaxed. If she were frustrating again she must be very good at hiding it

[Anonymous No.]

Whose the Cesaro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8716517
bravo anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>8716517
Mio!!! Mio help!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8716517
KWAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>8715265
It's not LARP if it's online. It's just RP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8716517
Kek what an Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

I love this shit because I never would have discovered Hololive if there werent Miko posters on the AEW Dynamite gamethreads

[Anonymous No.]

>>8676049
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>8692726
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694771
Holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694771
Based big dog working the obese smarks (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8676049
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Who is Gura?
John Cena?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696578
True

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
CM Phoenix is the Best in the World! Who would be Colt Cobana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8705561
Accurate

>>8707093
lol

[Anonymous No.]

Here me out... Haachama is Matt Hardy

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694771
>Mori is more like Roman Reigns
The Big Dad!

[Anonymous No.]

And they said perfect post don't exist good job anon for the first time in history

>OP IS NOT A FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>8699743
Polka...

[Anonymous No.]

Is /pw/ the board with the biggest overlap with /vt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8698863
>all of gen 1 except gura gets eliminated
>gura slowly begins to take everyone out until rat is the only one left
>IRyS about to do the 3 count for the gen 1 win but then pauses
>gura then starts arguing IRyS
>yagoo makes a run in and hands rat a 5pm time slot schedule
>gura loses momentum and gets pinned
>yagoo and rat stand in the ring shaking hands
>next week IRyS explains her actions and announces she's been a part of Gen 2 all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>8729017
I mean the debate of "Are vtubers wrestlers?" has been going on for a while now. Add on to the fact that /vt/ complains about are often the same things /pw/ complains about (that talentless hack ruined the collab/match; what the fuck is Vince/Yagoo thinking).

[Anonymous No.]

>>8729234
it's all about who draws the most dimes/viewers and what gimmicks they're working

[Anonymous No.]

>>8729130
I'd mark the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8729017
This is just a shitpost thread but look at the strong similarities they share. It's no surprise both share the same fanbases

[Anonymous No.]

>>8729017
There is a wrestler who does vtubing on the side, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8729428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU0esbjnWCk
Yeah, Mace who is on RAW
Also blew the fuck out of /vp/ in competitive with a moxie Honchkrow, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>8730034
>moxie Honchkrow
Perfectly viable, but hard to set the stage for, since you're relying on catching the enemy with slow Brave Birds and Sucker Punches.

You can win with it, but why use a mon you need to work hard to make work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8730211
Because he likes Honchkrow and wanted to blow the fuck out of /vp/ with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8730034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Sa4hWhv-o
Fun fact: The guy Mace is fighting is Jihadi Jesus from the HWNDU streams, too

[Anonymous No.]

Unironically, who'll be Chris Benoit of VTubing ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8731162
nvm answered,

[Anonymous No.]

>>8730552
what fucking timeline is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
*phoenixplexes you into the mat*

[Anonymous No.]

>>8734462
Simultaneously the best and worst timeline
True chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>8662096
>overblown graduation like Coco did
Absolutely roasted beyond solar temperatures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8697932
Dimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>8669910
I know HFZ OP is a Tatsunoko and a Kiara Anti (normally two things that are mutually inclusive), but God how I'd love a Kiara lore arc just like this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8689444
Always is. All threads are, have been and can be HFZ threads.

Now discuss Kronii's moveset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8693053
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694298
Does that mean Kevin Nash is fucking Kiara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8736772
>Kiara anti
He was? Since when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8718510
Ahh the pepeloni nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>8716517
kek what a raped peko

[Anonymous No.]

>>8736772
I'm actually a teamate and think Kiara is okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>8726513

Austin. Surpassed the original biggest star (Hogan/Kizuna) of an older time to kick off a golden age

[Anonymous No.]

>>8718510
The Cesaro should be a chuuba who can pull off good streams, but management doesn't seem to want to push them much because there's already too many better promo-machines than them. And then they get a random-ass collab with a chuuba who flip-flops around in the middle card that blows up in popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8696011
When Sora acknowledged Suisei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
Kiara will be the last to graduate. She knows she will be a 2view if she leaves Hololive. Others have future unlike her.

[Anonymous No.]

what is the SACRIFICE promo of vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>8745789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brx3TikoO_s

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
Is suichan a meltzer or cornette guy?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the NINE DAYS FROM TONIGHT promo of chuubas?

[Anonymous No.]

is miko a kenny chad?

[Anonymous No.]

What is the /vt/ equivalent of AEW?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8716517
KWAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746747
vshojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>8746747
The one that unironically has trannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>8716517
My sides. What font is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8652562
> I don't know if you're as good as Gura though.
Ruined the immersion. I almost believed you were Kiara for a second.
Amazing how number fags can't even shit post without getting mad at Gura for being popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8664776
Vtuber doing a cover of motorhead when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748222
NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBU-k0Us2KM

[Anonymous No.]

I can't understand the fuck what's happening in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748105
Gura is a John Cena analogue given the original reference you dumb fuck, not everything is antis
It's done because it perfectly suits the promo as both Cena and Gura are the faces of the business and toned down their language at the request of ownership 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748433
Do your man drama reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748433
mmmm peko
that aint baddass
see you in chuubas court, bring a bottle of umeshu

[Anonymous No.]

>>8693053
rrat until proven otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>8748709
But I can see Gura you retard.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>8716517
pekobros... not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8694750
>Omega speaks japanese unlike Mori

[Anonymous No.]

A toast for this great thread