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>no holos are streaming
rrats??

>> No.7843576

The company has filed for bankruptcy due to making too many shitty ARGs
The announcement video is currently uploading.

>> No.7843577
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what u smokin

>> No.7843585

no rrats
bad, bad rrats

>> No.7843667

>hololive
>no one is live
sugoi

>> No.7843732

They are all having sex with their boyfriends

>> No.7843761

>>7843732
*They're all having a massive orgy with me

>> No.7843825
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>> No.7843831

company-wide meeting regarding matsuri

>> No.7843838

>>7843526
Its Yagoo's scheduled fap session right now and none of the girls want to get spurted to

>> No.7843881

>>7843526
They are all fucking niggers forever, sorry you had to find out this way but we got too cocky /vt/ bros

>> No.7843937

>>7843831
Coal-burning is expressly verboten in hololive
Source: am ceo

>> No.7843942
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>>7843526
All hololive members have been simultaneously kidnapped by the underground /vt/ cult as punishment of Matsuri's recent actions. The girls are undergoing "disciplinary actions" decided by the high rank members. Open your TV and watch the news in approximately 6 hours to see the aftermath.
Also, the hololive HQ office is burning down from our arson attack as we speak.
I have put my life on the line in order to relay this information to you. Farewell brothers.

>> No.7843943
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Anon...

>> No.7843947

They're all in mourning because management told them that Matsuri was going to "mysteriously disappear" soon

>> No.7843984

>>7843526
YAGOO did a shit right in the middle of the office and the smell has caused a state of Emergency to be declared all across Japan.

>> No.7844001

>>7843831
Monitoring /vt/. So this is why it suddenly became quiet here.

>> No.7844002

the entirety of vshojo is collabing for a birthday right now if need something

>> No.7844007

>>7843526
suicide

>> No.7844016

>>7843984
Wait for real, can someone verify this info. (Hahaha just roleplaying mate *tips my hat to you*)

>> No.7844039

>>7843526
do your indie reps retard

>> No.7844047

>>7843526
lyger finally snapped and kidnapped Matsuri and now all the holos are freaking out about their own saftey

>> No.7844200

>>7844016
yeah my friend's friend is yagoo's second cousin and he called me on the phone and he said it happened. This happened a few years ago too. very bad tummy grumbles please understand.

>> No.7849206

>>7843526
They're sleeping in on a Friday. Happens all the time. Many such cases.

>> No.7852986

>>7843526
My grand plan to erase vtubers from existence has come to fruition. Up next will be all of anime in general.

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>>7843526
They're watching Nijisanji baseball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbZWn-9bXrM

>> No.7861105

>>7843577
Nothing.

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Tanigo slapped motoaki in front of yagoo causing the CEO of cover to graduate
Source: I am schizophrenic

>> No.7862150
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The guy above me is schizophrenic

>> No.7862226

>>7843576
Thank god.

>> No.7862426
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Everyone in /vt/ is schizophrenic

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