How fans would react if revealed they were in a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how cocos fans or irys's fans would react

[Anonymous No.]

Ichimi here, I'd shoot YAGOO and then myself.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd swap Towa and Shion desu.

Towa has a really diehard fanbase but also consider that a lot of them were there to weather accusations that she had a boyfriend in the first place last year.

Shion has a lot of schizo fans that border on antis.

[Anonymous No.]

>Copeing

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826777
Lie to themselves about the situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826800
yes the word is coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826800
ESL-chama....

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826800
holocorn... coping is a word.. copING

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
While Matsuri is totally in the schizo break down tier it isn't very unexpected.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be surprised if my oshi isn't already in a relationship. I don't understand what man would ignore such a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826876
Who is your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
ww all of them a super sexually liberated and some of them are in actual enjo kosai

[Anonymous No.]

Ayame goes in the bottom tier, and Rushia belongs in her own tier of schizo above all the other schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
>Amelia
>if

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Marine having a bf would destroy me.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually i would put Mori up into schizo part. She has gathered pretty good number of unicorns into her fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
chumbud here. I have the rope ready for the occasion, so I guess that's accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
CHOCO PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU
QUIT THE APEX/ARC AUTISM AND GET A HUSBAND ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

Ichimi here as well, I would say upset or very upset. But then again I know she isn't getting younger and I couldn't marry her sooner. I can rationalize and blame the unfairness of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827154
go back to begging for steam gifts on /r9k/ faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Don't think Soratomos would really be upset. We're family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827281
>Choco will never rebrand herself as the "looking for a husband" vtuber, chronicling her search for a man and then documenting her marriage once she finds one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827219
If recent events are anything to go by she could fuck her bf on stream and they'd still deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

Most probably don't have. I'd say it'd hurt more to know which ones want one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826715
How long do you want marine to be alone? I can let go of all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827219
>collabs with gigguk
>collabs with homos

how the fuck would she have unicorns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
How public exactly is the knowledge that AZKi's roommate is married, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
you nail it with Azki
t. pioneer

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827507
aki not azki

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
desu wouldn't care if Sora was in a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826964
Quite serious here. I wouldn't be surprised if IRyS was/is in a relationship. As mentioned before, if a guy like me could fall for her personality, then chances are she's already in a relationship which I can't exactly be mad nor disappointed about. A bubbly person like her deserves a healthy relationship with little drama in life. I can't dictate who should love me because that's not how love works. I guess for me personally, IRyS has given me a glimpse of what I actually really like in a girl. So major kudos to her for that, and hopefully I can meet someone like her someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827154
Can you see who is my oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
If any of them were revealed to have a boyfriend I'd pull the plug on the entire world. Key word BOYfriend. They're allowed to have girlfriends if they're also chuubas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
t*wa should be in schizo tier given what actually happened.
o*lie and g*ra in cuck tier since they both had boyfriends on stream and simps were denying it all even here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677

Isn't Okayu/Korone and Coco/Kanata a given at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827154
yes "if", do your reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827752
I haven't heard about the gura boyfriend thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827799
It's a rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
desu wouldn't care if Sora were in a relationship. maybe I'd be happy for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827478
What you have to understand is that deadbeat unicorns aren't same as your normal unicorns.
A lot them are doxxbeats so they can "trust" that there is nothing going with those people knowing her past.
>>7827425
>recent events
???

[Anonymous No.]

Isnt Ina married

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827859
To me.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Twap have a bf/gf irl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827874
Is she truly a forest moon of endor?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd honestly be more surprised to find out Mel wasn't in a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827859
confirmed LDR but it was leaked on the same day as amegeddon so no one noticed

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Put all of them in the red category and you would have the right answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
fandeads would literally go on murderous rampages

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't matsuri leak her bf. Meltdown seemed pretty tame, would move her down 2 tiers

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827799
https://youtu.be/AyBH0OS-eps?t=16279

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think zomrades would be all that upset based on past behavior and the whole little sister/family act she does with her fans. I'd also move Ame into the extremely upset but not surprised. At least some Teamates have done their reps.

You got my oshi right (Reine); can confirm I would go full schizo breakdown and probably drop the hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828229
she was clearly talking to chat, no i'm not a chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828229
Why link this weak rrat when you could link the 10th letter of the alphabet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828229
them legs do be inviting though. t. not chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
I'm suprised you didn't put Gura higher on the tier list considering cuckposters like to cuckpost her the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826715
Real ichimi here: you're bitchmade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828321
Yes, she was clearly telling chat to hit the light switch, it was clearly chat that audibly hit the said light switch, and then she started talking quieter and quieter mid sentence for no reason, resulting in a retarded noise to hide the fact that she was clearly talking to the chat.
The cope levels that her simps can reach is unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally if any of the hag holo (and Choco) get married I'm rolling out the red carpet and shooting rainbow for the rights to name her baby.

[Anonymous No.]

Rushia should have a tier of her own at the very top. If it was ever found out that she had a boyfriend then both she and the boyfriend's lives would be in genuine danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828509
literally she was making a joke about people leaving because the stream was about to end

have you been diagnosed with autism? a major telling sign is inability to "read between the lines" or detect deadpan humor

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827636
based and well-adjusted IRyStochad

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827569
>>7827507
Neither actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827636
When she mentioned about pushing the anime she likes to her friends and getting bummed that whole day if they didn't like it made my heart ache a bit. I wished I had a girl like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Shion is young, people would freak the fuck out extremely hard probably worse than anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Marine having a boyfriend wouldn't surprise me that much, who wouldn't want such a woman? Would fucking destroy me though

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
>shion
give them a reason to rape her
"kuso....you this bitch! I treat you as my oshi but how dare you sex with others male, AHHH!" cum in her cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828812
Man, I just can't get rid of this gosling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828814
She's young, lives alone and has a ton of money. The only reason why she wouldn't be dating is because she doesn't go out which she does whenever there is no restriction

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828839
marine is almost definitely single, way too thirsty to be getting any dick atm

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828274
>I don't think zomrades would be all that upset

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828997
Even then he's submissive about it:
>Ollie how can I stop being jealous of all the men you want to fuck
Not:
>Ollie stop talking about all the men you want to fuck

I bet the guy who sends a few hundred bucks each stream and calls her "my lady" would off himself immediately though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
In general, not in /vt/ most non JPs would face no problems besides their SC income from their biggest donators dropping. Most of their fanbases would accept it. For JPs though, there would be way more unicorns and fans which would become antis, because the proportion of that kind of fans is way bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
>copeing

[Anonymous No.]

>>7829380
I think that the jp chuuba fanbase would scew to be older and very young cause some of them are interesting enough to just listen for thier personality. The demographics of the en and id would not change but the number of fans would drop cause it's known in the western women can have the white tendency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Don't fuckng care i even realy dont know this girls.
But if anonchan from 4chan have a girlfriend I will have schizo breack down

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi should be in the bottom tier

t. Nakirigumi

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827785
Hey, it's Guy Jean, haven't seen him in awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7829633
Chuuba stop it this isn't for your eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Given her lifestyle Ina would be more "not upset, but extremly surprised"-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7829645
t.migopi

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
I'm already in a relationship with my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you feel less less cucked if you found out your oshi was secretly in a relationship with another girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Looks about right to me for my oshi at least. I’m not even sure what she did to make us like this but there are definitely more than a few halu merakyats out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830065
No, cuckoldry is still cuckoldry even if it's a girl. Only cucks would tell you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7829789
>he lacks the critical information

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you all want you oshis to be all alone and miserable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830192
To make her more relatable to me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
YOU ARE ALL KEKS EVERY HOLO HAS A GIRLFRIEND

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
You'd be surprised to know that most 35P, JP and even here, are unicorns. There will be a massive schizo break down

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830065
No, it unironically doesn't count if its a girl.
I she is bi only manlets give a shit about a non-male competitor and if she is gay, you weren't in the running in the first place so no hard feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830258
>surprised
only retards would
it's natural that female vtuber fans would develop feelings towards their oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830244
>ironmouse
would literally die
>nyanners
isn't she openly in a relationship?
>hime
her husband is cheating on her with mori

[Anonymous No.]

Embrace Cuckbeat
Reject GFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830333
>isn't she openly in a relationship?
Not anymore, no. No mention of him in years as far as I'm aware, probably broke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830244
Change the first one to "would be dead" and I'm with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830244
>ironmouse
She would literally die if she had sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830164
>he believes things /hlgg/ says

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830244
Ironmouse is the only totally safe VTuber for schizos who are afraid of being virtually cucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830398
>>7830400
Oh yeah, that too. I meant more like an online relationship, it's pretty much the only kind you can have these days.

[Anonymous No.]

At this point, I've accepted that I'm getting cucked by Koro-san.
Regardless, Okayu keeps herself grounded by mentioning that she won't be an idol forever so I guess it's not all bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830602
Aw, sweet! A dramaschizo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830602

[Anonymous No.]

Aqua cucks would immediately put a gun in their mouth knowing they won't be able to drink Tyrone's BBC baby gravy out of her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830602
https://youtu.be/1L8UwrYxpYo

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830699
What did Aqua do to make you so angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830729
Based squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828570
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
>how would coco's fans react
coco's gone. there is only kson. and we all know she's scissoring with her gorillawife anyway.
also what kind of newfag are you that you don't know that noel and flare are scissoring too. likewise okayu and korone.
>he seriously is so new he doesn't know about homolive

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Gura belongs in red. Chumbuds are sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828108
no, she didn't. she had an intruder in her house and EOP faggots percieved this as a boyfriend because they're retarded and she didn't immediately quit her job and move cross-country when it happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827636
She a hafu in Japan I fucking doubt that shit hard she can leave Japan for me though she prime breeding material

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831020
Rushia is the definitive GFE vtuber and she attracts the most schizo gachikoi out of any holo. If those gachikoi found out she had a boyfriend they would immediately turn to trying to murder both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
I thought everyone already know ayame has a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

fixed OPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831167
nicely done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831167
>Suisei
>Schizo mental breakdown
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831167
this one is mostly accurate, well done anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831167
perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831286
you're right, she should be moved up at least one tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830289
>if she is gay, you weren't in the running in the first place so no hard feelings

Unless you didnt know that until she was your oshi and you feel like shit because you didn't even had a chance in the first place...
Pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831092
OP's pic does seem downplayed when chumbuds had a fucking meltdown over a "jay is now playing animal crossing" notification.
a fucking notification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831167
oops i forgot ollie

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831376
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831167
I would put Haato into the ''Mass suicide'' but still pretty accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831167
>>7831434
fixd

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831469
Aqua and Subaru should go there as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831165
And nobody cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831148
>definitive GFE experience
Says who?

[Anonymous No.]

Next question: picture of their boyfriend is released, and they are way uglier than you

How would you cope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832051
i weigh 350 pounds so i'd be more shocked than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832051
I would unironically beat up their bf in front of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831526
Marine should be moved up 2 places, otherwise pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832051
my self esteem would skyrocket

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832051
Disapointed, but I'd get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832236
You're morbidly obese, not necessarily ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831993
Have you ever watched Rushia? She does the most direct GFE out of any of them and she's the best at it. That's why she gets the most superchats, she's great at luring in gachikoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Alright have we been watching the same Subaru, cause iirc the last viewer poll she did, a majority of her viewers still view her as a friend or duck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832403
she still has a relatively large GFE following and they're very dedicated

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832051
my oshi's bf/ex is already uglier than me, and her roommate is uglier than my gf (wich I would ditch in a second for her)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832403
I'd say the population represented is exclusively /vt/. Also,
https://youtu.be/Gbb2WhCsTCc
Gap moe is enough to cause a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832395
Yes, I watch her. Are her yandere episodes what you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832489
If anything, Subaru's schizogachi crowd is relatively small compared to most other Holos

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832634
No, I mean she does a lot of GFE content. Try sticking around for her superchat readings to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Why surprise below upset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831167
Retard globalnigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
>Ayame
>Matsuri
>Towa
>Ollie
If?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832942
Yeah only Ayame belongs here

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832276
Meh everyone knows that Marine has at least fucked around

[Anonymous No.]

>>7833220
they don't accept it though. It's a strange phenomenon where they know she's a massive slut and love it but don't acknowledge the fact that being a slut means she would sleep around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7829137
>I bet the guy who sends a few hundred bucks each stream and calls her "my lady" would off himself immediately though.
Stopped following anything related to zomwhore after C**nor fiasco. Does she really have gachi who is this retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7833220
>slut
Marine is an honest woman who was cheated on, you dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Not going to front, I'd be coping pretty damn hard if Noel was in a non-gay relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836331
you'd still be a cuck if she was in a gay relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830244
Ironmouse and Connor cuck their viewers every single stream with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836448
Anon, lesbian love isn't real, it's just a fleeting attraction. It's not true love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836578
if your hypothetical girlfriend had a one night stand it would still be cucking you, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
The schizo breakdown will not come from their fans, but rather from incels who doesn't even watch said chuubas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828229
thanks for the link, but weak rrat.
agree with >>7828321.
Ollie moaning is stronger and more real than this. Ollie's was literally "out of nowhere", not related to the game, the chat, and anything. while this just seems to me like Gura is talking to chat since stream's ending.

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody would give a fuck as long as it's with another Holo. Only filthy m*les make anyone impure, everyone knows that. I'm not misandrist, I just want to watch the world and heterosexual relations burn because the possibilities amuse me, if humanity were to somehow ridiculously go extinct just because of 2D, I'd die laughing maniacally at muh dream becoming reality.

The only asshurt over OkaKoro or NoeFure is exclusively from retards here and I'm rooting for Marine to get her harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7837660
t.edgelord

[Anonymous No.]

>>7837660
I bet you use Shadow the Hedgehog as pfp on your social medias and Discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7837727
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7837952
are you 13 years old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7838076
I just hate people and want to see how bad things can get between men and women. The fact you call me underage or an edgelord because you can't understand morbid curiosity or schadenfreude at both sexes bringing all this shit on themselves means you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
>Not being able to separate the character from the actor

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831993
says me

[Anonymous No.]

>>7838200
>how bad things can get between men and women.
t.LGBT

[Anonymous No.]

Yukimin....

[Anonymous No.]

>global niggers thinking Flare having a BF wouldn't destroy her for /u/ reasons
Flare has many gachikoi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7840210
You say that as if it's not a normal thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>7840981
I hate trannies and fags finally pissed me off to the point of homophobia outside 2D. The idea of relationships dying because of idealized fantasy being preferable sounds amazing and would be deserved at this point, but won't happen unless sexism against men only continues to get even worse and push everyone but cucks away entirely.

Wanting to watch shit burn between men and women because of retards until relationships are completely not worth it doesn't make me mentally ill LGBBQ at all, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7841873
Have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>7841744
Many people don't even remember she exists, despite being a member of the most successful Hololive generation. But you might be right, she is only known as "Noel's girlfriend"

[Anonymous No.]

I hope every vtuber finds someone they love and can spend their time with. I've got my wife and in my ten years of marriage I can tell that there's nothing that can make you happier than having someone warm to snuggle against. There's no reason to be upset about others being in relationships, and thankfully, most people don't care.

god bless

[Anonymous No.]

>>7841923
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7841938
She better not ever fucking get insecure and hurt Noel because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836448
Kill yourself, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832264
You'll just give the faggot sympathy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7841961
And this post is why the only sane people are those in relationships. I say that as someone who's not, but can still acknowledge this fact instead of being delusional like most of this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7842383
why do you think that people on this board are so obsessed with this thing? It's because they're lonely and they're jealous of people who aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831453
Globalfags never know we are called THE Suicucks in /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Someone needs to take care of PekoNEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>7842383
I want to dive even deeper into darkness. I want to go even further and see how far it goes until I can no longer think. I WANT to be without any woman, 3DPD or 2D, if that's so vital to sanity, until I break, just to hilariously see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7842577
True. Still, would be nice if people managed to have a more balanced approach, instead of acting like their JP HC gachikoi counterparts. I can understand being into the GFE, but there has to be a time where one sits down and asks themselves "What am I doing?".

[Anonymous No.]

>>7842920
There's only one outcome from that path. Are you really sure to go through it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831167
As always you guys get everything right except Sora because you don't watch her.

Move Sora into the suicide category and then you'd be right. Soratomos are pretty passionate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843020
I'm a straight male with no desire to be anything but, so my fate will be more unpredictable. Can I break myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832051
I would seeth. Related:: Does anyone have that webm of the neckbeard-looking guy kissing the hot girl at Games Done Quick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7842821
fubuki is a cat lady, rushia is in a parasocial relationship with her chat, choco had numerous previous relationships but is currently in a dry spell

also why aqua?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843130
wow you're so cool anon

[Anonymous No.]

Lamy loves me and would never be in a relationship with someone else...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7842821
NoeFure is fake and Aqua belongs in top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843180
You're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
>Rushia not in ultimate "people will jump in front of trains over it" tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>7842821
Sora is to seiso for a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843187
>NoeFure
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843216
nah, if they found out she had a boyfriend someone would track her down and then commit murder suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
>you're a cuck if you watch women in relationships
Modern /pol/ lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>7841873
Take your meds. Take your fucking meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
They're not fans if they take it badly, they're delusional or worse agents of chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7841873
>The idea of relationships dying because of idealized fantasy being preferable sounds amazing and would be deserved at this point, but won't happen unless sexism against men only continues to get even worse and push everyone but cucks away entirely.
der chud

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843328
Too weak and no, I'm not seeing the Doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843382
Shut up faggot also I'm not the one you were replying to, just wanted to say go back to vaush okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843350
Chaos are bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843416
Give into hopelessness and kill yourself in a few years then

[Anonymous No.]

>>7833513
Ollie is a weird case,
she keeps Inclining even after all yabs she's done, didn't change anything for her paypigs.
what I understand is they're not there for GF experience but much more like sister/daughter experience, they are legit upset when she's interacting with males but they never leave her anyhow.
> that makes the OPs post "somehow" accurate (for Ollie).

[Anonymous No.]

>>7836575
connor is a married man

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Move Aki and Friendo to "no hard feelings"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843954
>they are legit upset
how do you know? I don't remember her fans or even her gachikois ever getting upset about that, I remember they even were hyped for a possible Connor collab back when I watched her regularly

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827636
Incredibly based and mentally stable IRySchad

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Actually, I wouldn't give a shit if any of them were in a relationship.
We're humans. We live. We experience life. We fuck. We reproduce. We die.
Well, some of us don't, but that's the basic reality of things. You cannot expect someone to not eventually have this happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7844774
Not idols unless you want to lose everything. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Honestly as long as the partner was a girl or a fat ugly guy, I'd be fine.

I'd be upset if it was a guy and he was hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843954
>she keeps Inclining even after all yabs she's done
Because the yabs are pretty much non-existence outside of this board

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
I really would like to see a schizo breakdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>7844729
yeah, they are the minority and do not visible in general.
> how do you know?
same sources of how I know Ouja sells all his BTC when Iran tax agencies legalize crypto exchanges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7842625
Weird you mention that term. Searching in the /jp/ archives, "Suicucks" is only used by one or two dudes (who I assume one of those it's you) that hate Suisei. You using a Suisei image doesn't help you with your falseflagging. Go back to /jp/, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831117
Actually it’s because she made light of something serious like a stalker when it clearly logically wasn’t.
Nothing to do with unicorning. Most of it is bandwagoners. Think of it this way, stalkers kill the careers of other vtubers, yet this one bitch thinks she can use something so serious as an excuse for something and then go on like it never happened.
It’s not seething.
It’s justice for every single vtuber that has fallen to stalkers and schizo fans.
If you want justice for all the fallen vtubers, you’d hate Matsuri too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
People unicornfagging to Pekora of all people will never not be funny to me. 3rd gen really attracts the worst schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Why is Gura so low. Gurafags would definitely have a schizo breakdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827569
fubuki too

[Anonymous No.]

>>7845077
my bad bro, I forgor to add the sarcastic element, let me correct it.
>she keeps Inclining even after all "yAbS" she's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
>rushia
>not the final yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>7844829
You can have your twisted sense of how human beings should behave. I'll be over here, content with my lot in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7844535
Married to Ironmouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831145

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to fuck a vtuber and uploaded it online just to see you guys seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7851951
Good thing no one ever has to worry about that, pussyboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7845248
You mean you're not amused that Suisei managed to make unicorns in /jp/ seethe yet still being considered drama free? Sure its just one or two people, but seeing them putting that much effort is entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

>>7844829
Rent free. What are you gonna do about it faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831404
True but Gura also had the Jaws watch a long yab and it was forgotten about within the day by pure chumbud cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7855624
Sorry meant Tremors watchalong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7845308
See >>7855644

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
We know for a fact that teammates live to cope considering Goslings have only intensified since the Amepocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7852529
I don't understand what are you trying to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Realistically Amelia should also be at the bottom as well as being where she is right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
did a SEAnig made this chart? i could care less about ID or EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Almost nobody would give a fuck if it was Kiara. While KFP goosling for her, she is mostly seen as a cousin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827054
This
>>7827219
How fucking delusional are you? Fartbraps would absolutely cheer her on for having a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Honestly wouldn't care if any of them were dating as long as they keep that stuff off stream and don't
lie about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7830519
>>7830400
>>7830398
>>7830333
I'm out of the loop since I don't watch her; why's Ironmouse terminally unfuckable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7858697
She has super aids and would likely die from sex.
Not joking btw.

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>>7827636

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>>7827636
I don't remember wrtiting it, but without a doubt it was me

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
ftfy

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>>7826677
Move Watson up a tier nigger. Goslingfags already had several meltdowns over her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7858697
Severe autoimmune disorder, she could die from catching a cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827636
Based as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>7842821
>Choco
he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>7858054
Do you really think goslingfaggots wouldn't have another super meltdown if they found out Watson got a boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827281
nah, she go quit apex and play battlefield 2042

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>>7826677

I wonder how many Gura Nendos would be on sale or trashed if she revealed she's getting married and won't be streaming for a couple weeks because wedding and honeymoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7863791
>Severe autoimmune disorder
Literally the opposite

[Anonymous No.]

>>7845276
>3rd gen really attracts the worst schizos
I have to ask this, I wonder if Flare is counted in that too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827405
>>7827635
>>7827405
Pretty based soratomos here

>>7843085
>Move Sora into the suicide category and then you'd be right. Soratomos are pretty passionate.
What do you mean by it anon?

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If people discovered Rushia had a bf they'd sincerely need to be moved into police custody for their own protection, and even then there's a good chance one of the cops there would draw a gun on her. She would be hunted down, raped on stream, and fucking executed.

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>>7827636
This is how I feel about Gura, but that top-tier (for my tastes) kind of personality seems to come in a package deal with being borderline/full-on hikikomori so it's hard to imagine I'd ever manage to meet that kind of girl anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>7864446
shit...

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>>7826677
Can it really be a schizo break down if we're all schizo but probably wouldn't care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843020
he had a woman though
his mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865456
Technically we all were inside our moms before

[Anonymous No.]

>>7828570
>>7831148
>>7864446
Let's be real here. If Rushia ever found out you have a girlfriend, you and your girlfriend would be in genuine danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Luna's one is wrong, I would have a metldown, not because I want to fuck her, well I want, but that's not the point, but because the man to be with the princess has to prove to be worthy, it's like giving away your daughter, I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865603
lol no, lucia is more worse than us thanks to your jp punded shizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>7832051
Undertandable because most jap dudes are ugly as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7864866
Yes, I'd rather Haato fuck herself after making Haachama into a tulpa. No more schizo drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Who would be "extremely upset" over Iofi? If you watch her streams she genuinely acts like someone that's in a relationship.
Reine wouldn't be a surprise either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Why is nene in copeing hard? She gets gangbanged every friday and all her members know it. When she says shes sweaty on stream it is not because of dancing

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
Op is a newfag for sure. If it was reveale marine had a bf, the foundations of all of vtubing would crumble. She isnt GFE but every person that watches hololive wants to marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865584
But most of us don't want to return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7868585
she genuinely acts like someone that's in a relationship with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>7827636
Based and IRySpilled

[Anonymous No.]

Every tier image I've ever seen on this board seems completely random with no perceivable pattern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7865776
Same here, I wouldn’t be able to accept it and I’d move into hard coping or have a schizo breakdown, no man is worth of her. She is truly the ultimate daughter experience, I love her so much I don’t think id be able to accept a man was touching her, she’s just so much more than they’d ever deserve.

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>>7873399
*worthy of her
Fuck my phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>7864301
I mean, there's something really fucking wrong with Elfriends too but they don't reach out much so nobody really pays attention.

>>7826677
I would move Marine higher, but not sure how much.
that Kimitachi wouldn't have quite the same ring to it if she was taken...

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All the vtubers are in relationships and getting nightly dickings, anon. They don't even have to keep it on the down low like idols do because people only know them by their samefaced anime design and they all put on fake voices to stream

They laugh at the paypiggies behind their backs

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>>7831526
>The beacon of purity and the perfect idol
>People only mildly upset she's getting railed on the regular
Sky-chan really isn't noticed is she

[Anonymous No.]

>>7843187
Anon…. Noefure is real and aqua has done jav

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
>Chumbuddies who are normies and children giving a fuck
I don't get the logic behind this one

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>>7873546
Elfriends are incredibly creepy in that they all sound like unironic cucks who gave up on lice and hope in the split
At least if a guy hasn't abandoned the pursuit of women, I know there's still some hope of salvation hidden behind the deep schizophrenia.
But a guy who has openly admitted to being a sexless atm and just praises his means of self-destruction with no hope for himself? That's...worse....

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>>7880194
>aqua has done jav
That's a rrat. The video is real but it's not her, it's someone who sounds like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7880860
The fuck are you on about? They're just as horny for Flare as any other fanbase is for their oshi, also a suprisingly high number of her gachikoi are dykes

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826871
The fanbase reflects their oshi after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>7881231
Im bullshitting, wanted to see If i’d get someone new with it. Saying Noefure is fake is textbook newfag behaviour. Like saying Korones roommate has a husband

[Anonymous No.]

Hi Ayame's boyfriend here if she doesn't stop sharing her pussy I will bring all Nakifags to the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
anya has fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7886726
>newfag
Not true, there are elfriends who try and cope with the "corporate ship" line and they've been here for a while, especially back when she did light GFE in her members streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>7881429
Wanting a woman and wanting a woman while simultaneously acknowledging and accepting that she is in a monogamous relationship with another person and openly describing how you'll never have her while professing your love is the equivalent of punching yourself in the balls for being a sinner while masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831049
>homolive
Nothing would happen, the boys don't attract schizos.
I guess fujo bukas would have a mental breakdown after finding out his Oshi is straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7886726
Korone's roommate does have a husband, me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7880337
because she will become a liar https://youtu.be/y9h0UhYu7Pg
plus the parasocial effect from those member streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>7831167
For the fan groups I am in, this is better than OPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>7826677
>relationship

How much would the chart change, if "relationship" were to be replaced by "sexual experience"? In other words, how badly would fans react if their oshi isn't a virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7899816
By not that much. Most of the schizos here associate their oshi being in a relationship with their oshi getting dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7899816
Unicorns are a minority. Few people care about past relationships, only current ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7841961
>nothing that can make you happier than having someone warm to snuggle against
Why must you hurt me in this way, anon…