/yah/ - Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

Nutkumolity.

>Next stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJpqfI0_u84

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Booru:
http://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Last Thread
>>7754778

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First

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i love this fucking bear and everything about her!

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I SUBMIT TO THE BEAR
MY SEMEN
MY LIFE
IT IS HERS

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We really don't need these constant threads.

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>>7772311
Guess someone wanted to have a ground to bait people today

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>>7772311
better than constant discord

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why are you guys like this?
Stop.

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>>7772356
I will save my cum for the bear

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Oh no! Bea has hit her head very hard!
>Ohadayo! what? nutkumolity? is this a meme? teach me about it late onegai! today I'm going to play slay the spire! yah!

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>>7772356
I'm not participating nor will attend that stream. I understand it's another of her weird ideas which sometimes are highly entertaining and sometimes are whatever this is. Better lucky next time.

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>anon what are you doing
>posting in /yah/
>it's 4 o cfock in the morning, why on earth are you posting in /yah/?
>because I've lost control of my life

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When she reads LO, does Bea self-insert as the loli or as the faceless ojisan?

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>>7772404
Holy shit this is amazing!!!

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>>7772412
Obvious answer but the later most likely. Whether it's defense mechanism or not is another matter.

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>>7772386
>Japanese only slay the spire streams where she acts all surprised and nervous about the overseas viewers and tries to communicate with them through deepl. She also thinks it's march for whatever reason.

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>>7772275
Please stop dads, this will lead you and Bea down a much darker path.
Only you can stop the bear

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I can't tell you how excited I am, I never thought of doing something like this in a bea's stream

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This is a test, we have the chance to stop this

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>>7772522
imagine the collab

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>>7772543
I've hoped for it for months.

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koppaposter go fuck yourself, this timeline is very weird and I enjoy it a lot

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Stop nutkumolity return to nukumoriti!

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>>7772584
Where is Bea's hand?

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>>7772592
Rubbing Risuna cunny

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>>7772543
I could kill to see, it I'm not joking

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>>7772576
He never said it was a bad or a good thing, it was a mere statement of things to come.

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>>7772692
it’s in the prophecy

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Manager dads, what do we think about this?

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>>7772850
What is this in particular?

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>>7772850
More chance to weird out potential new viewers than anything else really, I'll just see it at yet another thing she just feels like doing even if it goes against her growth, similar to beatangerine.

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>>7772861
the save your cum arc

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>>7772887
I'm all for it, even if it leads to the final yab.

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>thank you for cumming to my stream, dads, moms, brothers, sisters AND FRIEEEENDS

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I love this bear more than she'll ever understand.

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>>7772823

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she wishes she never met the shizos in here, her life is ruined forever

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These were the good times. The times when everything was based. The times when we only squabbled over trivialities like discord. The times when we thought anything was possible.

The times before everything changed forever.

t. Time traveller-chama, from the year 23 A.E [After Ejaculation]

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>>7772850
It depends, it could be a good way of boosting her numbers if she starts pandering to the coomers, but it could also end up alienating her current fans if she goes too far
It could be also possible that she is just thinking about this like a joke and she doesn't fully understand or care about all the implications
Or maybe she is just feeling genuinely happy thanks to the PO Box and wants to rewards us in her own weird way

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>>7772275
Before the nutkumolity weeks start I have to fap to fill my monthly fap quota. Did you know that fapping 20 times per month lowers the chance of prostate cancer?

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>>7772980
>but it could also end up alienating her current fans
If they aren't already prepared they aren't paying attention.

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>>7772980
Anyone who survived Orange July can't be alienated anymore.

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>>7772850
It's fantastic because it's a good filter. Better yet, it's the furthest thing from instant gratification so it won't attract brainless coomer if they happen to see it.
Better yet, since she's just going to leave us to our devices (I assume) as opposed to egging us on the whole 3 weeks, it also won't attract weird masochists.
Most importantly though, I get be virtually jacked off by Bea! It's great! These 3 weeks will just fly by I'm sure.

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>>7773045
>Better yet, since she's just going to leave us to our devices (I assume) as opposed to egging us on the whole 3 weeks
Dad, it's the best moment for the bear paws to return and draw some porn

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>>7773045
dad, many of us are already weird masochists

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I'm going to have faith that my daughter will be able to get me off when the time comes.

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>>7773090
Yeah but we're not here just for the masochism. Those who are must be filtered.

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>>7772404
I kek

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>>7773070
>She drops a new drawing every day for the whole two weeks
>All the drawings are based on real horny posting

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>>7772850
I kinda have been here before

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I'm curious
http://poal.me/gseaim

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>I'm unironically going to do 3 weeks of nofap
This is just the thing I've needed to get my life back on track. I might start my /fit/ and nip reps again as well.

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>>7773201
Risu likes playing with innuendos, but she never organized a jerk off stream with her audience

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>>7773202
The other yes option feel unnecessary, one with "yes but I won't jack off on stream" would probably have been better

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I'll wait until the community post to start, there's still the possibility that she regrets the whole thing

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>>7773231
I was refering to the no nut november she was so invested in, not the jacking off part, hence the "kinda".

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>>7773240
But then I'll won't find out how depraved you are

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>RFA stream? sure
>Ear licking ASMR? yeah, let's do it
>Countdown? Ok, do you want it in japanese or english?
Why is she being so nice? I'm scared

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>>7773296
horny 2 IQ bear

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>>7773296
She will turn on her male voice changer like last time midway into the countdown

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>>7773296
She has always been pretty vocal about how she didn't like those things because they were too cringe and embarrassing, so I think she is planning to do something
maybe she just wants to jerk us off

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>>7773322
oh
oh no

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I doubt it will alienate anyone still left. I think those still around are either ass kissers or casuals. Going beyond VShojo levels of coomer bait isn't even really a yab.
Just relax and enjoy the show. It's always a wild ride with this damn bear

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new rrat: this is the real reason why she unfollowed everyone, she wanted to prevent getting tributes using DMs

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>>7773390
Most regular can DM her since we had DM'd before the unfollow

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>>7773390
But we have an email address and PO box

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>>7773398
She didn't think that far

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/yah/ might the most avoided fanbase on /vt/ before, but now we have the chance to get "the most retarded general" title after this

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I'm more excited about the bear paws game than the jerking off session.

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>>7773491
Take it a badge of honor. Even the schizos got tired of us and we can now be obsessive menheras in relative peace.

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I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

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>>7773568
She feels a deep sense of shame that causes her to nuke everything

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>>7773568
your own cum splashes in your eye and you go blind

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Don't open, bear death inside

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>status update of my package
>already on Japan
>on delivery
Not bad at all, barely 8 days since I sent it. This time I only sent a letter and a dumb little thing because I didn't know if it would make it in time or even if it would arrive safely to the PO Box, for the next one I want to send something more special

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>>7772275
I prefer the other version of this image.

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>>7773910
I didn't want to give her weird ideas for the N day.

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>>7773922
why the fuck not

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>>7773935
I'm worried that the ear licking ASMR could suddenly turn into ass fucking ASMR.

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>>7773969
>worried

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>>7773799
I understand you I still had the doubt if my package arrived safely, even when I received the confirmation by mail, but yesterday I was happy to know that it did because bea mentioned an exotic art and postcard, but I'm still thinking about what if customs took my metal gift?

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>>7773351
she's just gonna launch RFA but instead of working out spend the entire stream calling us disgusting pigs and shaming us for being creepy
most of us still nut to it

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>>7774036
It would be fun if we were to start sending cool stuff to the wrong address without being aware of it because some dads also thought about sending similar things

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Status update on the roster. Everything marked with green made the cut. The final slot however is a 4-way tie that needs to be broken somehow, and I'd rather have a debate on it than poll spam the thread.

Other points of debate:
>whether Chihiro's name should be CHIHIRO LOVE or Chihiro Is A Bitch
>music (anthem, general goalhorn, special goalhorns (optional), victory anthem (optional))
>chants

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>>7774083
at least it would cheer up someones day

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>>7774093
Tentative roster spread by position. If there are any objections to the medal allocation, let me know.

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>>7774127
It's not different from NTR tho

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>>7773029
A burger can tolerate many things, but remind him of his own sexuality and he will go in a rage like you've never seen before. After nutkumolity, bea's fanbase will consist of only Europeans and Indians.

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There's a few possible outcomes after the nutkumolity:
>Bea feels so ashamed that she eventually decides to graduate and forget about us
>She liked the feeling of controlling us, so things will keep escalating
>It was a joke, she was just talking about minecraft

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>>7774349
>Bea jerking us off in minecraft
uoh

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I love fucking this bear!

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>>7774384
I want to lick her fang.

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>>7774349
>She liked the feeling of controlling us, so things will keep escalating
I don't see how she can go any further

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>>7774373
c-can we hold hands with bea under the minecraft tree?

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>>7774036
You should be fine. Customs wouldn't do that. It's probably more likely that when she went to pick up the boxes, yours hadn't arrived yet.

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>>7774458
DM edging review but if you nut you get shamed publicly

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>>7774458
>Dadchama, try to make me doing my reps

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>>7774486
putting your minecraft bed next to beatani ahahahahaaa…..

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>>7774093
Jack made it! I'm so excited for him. He's been really excited to collab with Beatani for a while. Trust me guys, the Jack collab will be far superior to that silly salmon or the rampant rabbit.

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>>7774507
I think she just didn't mention the metal gift, because her scribbles are literally copies of what I sent, I'm kind of curious to know if she likes it

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>>7774458
>Bea grooms risuna cult into discord coom sessions
>Minors participate, word comes out, /yah/ branded actual pedo cult
I've seen this movie before.

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>>7774537
uooooooooooooooooooh!!! SEX!

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Rewatching yesterday's stream, you can feel how excited she was for the idea because she kept pushing for it until everyone agreed
It's cute

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>>7774683
everyone nutting at the same time is funny and weird.especially after 3weeks.

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>>7774699
>funny and weird
She is the only one who thinks that, everyone else is looking forward to the nutkumolity because they want to be jerked off by the bear
bear paws

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>>7774093
>>7774560
Should we use the handle spelling? I believe the original name is JackOfAllBlades but the handles are Jack0fAllBlades. I want to show this man the respect that he deserves.

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>>7773491
>most avoided fanbase on /vt/
Based on what? Your narrative and biaised "feeling"? Any fanbase that is sizeable enough her will get "hated" by defaul by outsiders, with the exceptions of takodachis.

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What if she really does post the challenge on reddit? Would you be able to nut with your fellow reddit bros?

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I'm kind of sad she's become another coomer baiting EN chuuba with a discord community.
The shitposting, samefagging, rrat loving Bea was much superior.

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>>7774942
Chumbuds are hardcore numberfags who only see numbers before the content and also pedophiles
Teammates are losers with not much in life who act like Ame is their lazy girlfriend and can do no wrong
Deadbeats pretend to like her music even tho they would never listen to it outside and love doxxing
KFP is a cult with a persecution complex that think the world is against Kiara
Ollie fans are ultra-zoomers that will laugh at anything loud and obnoxious and got brain damaged from the amount of times they had to ignore her thousands of yabs
Anya and iofi fans don't actually watch them and just pretend they do because they have no fans
Ayame fans are walking ATM cucks and japanese supremacists
WVT fans are their own vtubers sucking each other off and blogposting and also SJW enablers
Nadeshiko fans are creepy groomers and yes-men that will cover in praise anything she says
NijiEN fans are newfags and zoomers who won't accept they basically just latched to those girls because they got to watch them from their debut, even tho it's basically discount Hololive with nothing new to the table
Tsunderia fans barely exist anymore and are either depressed or refuse to see how the company is a sinking boat as they listen to Meru cry once again
IRyS fans are contrarians who just like her to piss off others and mock Nijifags
Prism fan only watch them for Luto because she got the same mama as Gura
Fans of JP only tubers pretend they understand while they're barely N5 and wish they were japanese, then pretend they're so much better than western equivalent when it's basically the same in a different language
Vshoujo fans are either normalfags going for the most braindead content or saviourfags thinking they're doing charity for donating to Ironmouse
Beatani fans are huge schizos just like their oshi and are being groomed into an abusive relationship

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>>7774870
>Jack0fAllBlades
noted

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The title of the last clip: VTuber Literally Becomes Sex, has fueled the algorithm like no other clip before. I checked the analytics and it's literally because of the word sex in the title. But I can't put sex in every video title. Today I will be clipping the segment about our planned nutkumolity. Please give me your best clickbait style title. I thought all night and still don't have it. The title must include the word VTuber and end with (Beatani Ch)

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I'm paranoid that I messed up and my package went to wrong place :(

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>>7775068
>Vtuber asks her fans to save their cum for her (Beatani Ch)

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I don't feel as bad that ejaculated on the letter now. I was embarrassed to admit it before.

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After yesterday's stream I feel a little embarrassed about my letter. I will send her a very kinky one next time.

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>>7775068
>Attracting the discord coomer and tranny crouds to /yah/ like bears to honey
Sad to say this but im getting the fuck out of here if this group fap stream isnt a joke.

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>>7773322
>>7773296
>>7773922
With how nice she was out of the blue, she's 100% planing on some switcharoo where after weeks of edging and everyone about to come, she suddendly goes for something super weird and humiliating/uncomfortable or just disgusting and get off to the idea of having made so many people dead inside from cumming to whatever she'll come up with

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>>7775068
Just use hololive/nijisanji tags and you'll get 10k views with an empty title

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>>7775154
babiniku reveal

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>>7775139
Another weak dad bites the dust.

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>>7772296
me too
but I find this idea disgusting
>>7774699
I belieb, which is why I don't find her disgusting. Just the idea. I hope this is the only time she tries something like this, or that there's some twist

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>>7775154
The weirdest thing she could do is using a voice changer, but I'd still cum like an animal because I'd know that the bear is still the one asking me to jerk off.

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a literal circlejerk

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>>7774973
Meds, it's still only a relatively small fraction of her content, if you only remember that it's really more a you problem.
Also the idea EN are more coomer baiting is completely wrong and JP wanabee EOP repeating w/e he reads on this board would really think that.

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>>7775068
Cumming for Kuma

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>>7775267
Sorry Tachi, your oshi is a sell out

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>>7775154
NTR arc

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Salmon will never speak to her again after this

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>>7775267
>>7774973
>Don't say JP and hololive are also like that, you're obviously judging for coomerbait clips which aren't representative or handpicking the few coomer bait JPs!!
>Proceed to do exactly the same with EN vtubers repeating whatever he reads on here which is also based on clips or specific vtubers
People who rush to call anything sexual coomerbait and think it's just "EN whores" and "twitch" out themselves as newfags who discovered vtuber last year at best and try to fit in.

I've been watching vtubers including JP ones since early Eilene era and sexual topics were always very common everywhere, it happens naturally partly because it's girls that have a layer of anonymity and can talk about it without being seen a whore from their IRL acquaintances or judgemental puritains. But most don't have it at their main content, it's just that it's the one thing you'll hear first from vtubers you don't watch, thus thinking it's all they do. Even Melody who started on chaturbate is rarely sexual. Personaly I'll skip this Beatani stream because I'm not interested, but I don't think it change anything really.

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>>7774981
VOMS bros left hanging.

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>>7775382
>salmon
>speak

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>>7775334
>The stream starts and you notice how some dads are missing
>Bea puts a private discord channel on screen
>The inner circle is there
>She ignores the youtube chat and only talks with the discord dads, encouraging them to jerk off
>You can hear a weird excitement on her voice
>She is no longer playing RFA, but she is still breathing very hard and she is moving back and forth

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>>7775068
You're finally discovering the power of lowesr common denominator clickbait

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>>7775139
The fact you couldn't tell it was one worries me. At worst maybe 3~4 fags will do that in their group DM but no one will hear about it.

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>>7775412
The sound of a thousand mugs broken.

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>>7775154
>>7775225
>A few seconds before the time, she turns on the real camera and it's an old bastard with a voice changer

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>>7775166
I wouldnt do it no matter what but its not even true. If you look at most small clippers they can often get less views than me. I know it's not what you said but clipping hololive is not the golden goose some people seem to think it is.

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>>7775405
Who would you recommend as english speaking chuuba that doesn't do sexual content?

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Things that will never be the same after the big nut
>Thank you for coming to my stream

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>>7774981
this became a trash copypasta from that one anon who wrote it sincerely

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>>7775495
Many of those, even in the popular ones on this board, Rose (Africat) and Nina. If you like JP/EN Minya September is also wholesome. But there are countless other. Indies cover a very wide range of interest and styles.

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>>7775529
I was the one who wrote this shitpost here the first and copied it today, wasn't aware some dude copied it there.

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>>7775495
I used to watch a lot of picrelated before EN chuubas blew up. But I think she gets a lot of hate here.

[Anonymous No.]

DADS it's only been two days so far but I woke up 30 minutes early stiffer than the effects tower and couldn't get the erection to go, I don't think I can make it 2 weeks...

[Anonymous No.]

This is weird. You guys are weird. The discord guys are weird. I miss the Touhou stream.

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>>7773617
>>7772404
Is that modec soul calobur?

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>>7775548
it’s one of the first things that pops in trash archives now when you search beatani every since you made it

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>>7775610
Just pretend. I'm probably not going to fap during the stream but I'll go along with it if it makes Bea happy. Hell, maybe it will help continue the healing arc if we all have fun with it

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>>7775610
It's actually very easy. Here's how:
- stop being so weak
- don't fap
If anything, maybe this arc will give dads some self control. You could use the same willpower to stop gobbling up weak bait once you realize you have it.

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Dedicated thread for community project:
http://clover.club/forum/yah/res/111.html#111

I will try to answer the questions from yesterday that are sitting there later today.

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>>7775632
Completely normal

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>>7775676
britbongchama...

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>>7775655
If everyone is just going to pretend, there's no point to this experiment at all and I hope she cancels it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7775676
i’m going to hack it and ask for ransom

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>>7775068
>But I can't put sex in every video title
why not dad? the cumstained sky is the limit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7775632
do you like youmu?

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>>7775655
spend the 1 free week on chatrubate learning how to block out the fac that there's 1000's of other guys jacking off with you

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>>7775267
Pic related is Magura Ene, she was really mentally ill even by vtuber standards and this pic is from a stream where she started masturbating out of the blue. Surprised she's still around, iirc quite a few people tried to take advantage of her at the time and some holo girls follow her on twitter

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>>7775701
I don't think everyone is going to pretend. We've got some genuine horn dogs in this community

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>>7775724
I know the character, but I don't know that much about Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>clipniggers will now start creating coomerbait videos for the sole purpose of getting views
the last stream was a mistake

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>>7775632
I miss the Touhou stream too but just because it was on Twitch

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>>7775778
He literally just said he saw the impact it had but didn't want to use that too often

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>>7775778
views is exposure.
it’s not for the views in essence but what they bring, more eyes.

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>>7775814
More eyes looking for that kind of content
More numbers
More incentive to continue pandering to the coomers

[Anonymous No.]

Bea... why

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>>7775814
sure, make videos about all the times beatani talks about sex, that's definitely the high-quality high-effort content that's wanted

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>Serious reply
It's not even coomer pandering. I don't even take Beatani out of context. The titles of the videos do exactly what they say. I will clip it for the same reason I make any other stream highlight clip, it was funny to me. If someone has a legitimate problem with the content of the clips, then they should also have a problem with the content of the streams.

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>>7775868
it’s going to be a bait and switch anyway
lol

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>>7775974
Based. Don't let these fuckers dictate what you can and can't clip.

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>>7775965
if you think she is going to be serious and not have some type of twist to it I don’t think you know beatani.
there has to be a catch.

[Anonymous No.]

Has post nut clarity hit the thread already? Weak dads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7775960
bear paws

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>>7776011
Banning everyone who participates for being too disgusting would be a good twist

[Anonymous No.]

>>7776123
It's a good way to kill your channel

[Anonymous No.]

The big brain move is to participate but say nothing in chat.

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>>7776154
The true Destruction and Reconstruction arc

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>>7776178
That's my plan.

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>>7776178
>>7776187
She is too wise to your logic, as she showed last time this happened
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1390866477624954883?s=20

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>>7776178
>>7776187
Get a load of these wimps.

[Anonymous No.]

There is not right move, might as well jerk off and enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't Bea want to submit some kind of poll or form to minecraft players to get an idea before deciding on which unfair decision she'll have to take? Where did that go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7775974
>sex sex cum cum sex sex!
Yeah, I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7776294
are we watching the same chuuba?

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>>7776029
Seriously what's up with all this whining? Why didn't you complaining in the stream chat you fucking faggots? It's not like she's gonna take out a vibrator and masturbate, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>7776294
Literally get out of here, out of her discord and out of her streams you pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7776365
>17 days
Let's go

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>>7776365
>Sorry babe, I know Saturday is our date night but I promised this virtual bear girl that I would nofap for two weeks and then have a synchronized jerk off session with the other viewers. Please understand.

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>>7776365
Kino

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>>7776365
I need that drawing now Bea.

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>>7775974
maybe you don't have to add "vtuber" in every clip title, just use her name. the vtuber word can be added as tag before you posted it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7776365
>I'm thinking of Quzilax-sensei right now....
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>7776365
And there goes any hope of her not going through with it. Oh well

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>>7776432
nta but this would be a mistake, for any non-mainstream chuuba your clip is worthless if you use the name of the vtuber, it changes everything to just write vtuber, it will actually make people unaware of her click it. Even midsized vtubers name their own stream title with it sometimes.

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>>7776365
>If everyone became IQ 2, what would happen?
>BUT NO MORE MELTDOWN ONEGAI
I think she is serious about this.

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>>7776432
>"VTuber" in a stream highlight title
Why should I stop doing this? I don't love doing it either, as it makes the naming even harder sometimes. But there was strong advice for me to do it in the threads that led to the creation of my channel.
There are two intended audiences for the clips.
The first is of course all of (you). And the second is the people that don't watch Beatani regularly. These people are usually searching for words like "VTuber" (I can see it on the analytic).
Unless someone can clearly explain why I should stop doing this, every stream clip title will have both VTuber and Beatani Ch in it.
On the other side, the intended audience for the karaoke clips is only (you), and that's why they do not have VTuber in the title.

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>>7776571
It's common knowledge that it incrases the reach a lot, don't worry about that anon

[Anonymous No.]

>turn into a cactus
What?

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>>7776603
Some thing she said about catcus having 2 IQ. Coupled with her nonsensical theory of dropping IQ after nut, it leads to this.

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>>7776507
I wonder if this is her way of making us stop fighting

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>>7776661
I don't see how it would have any effect on that

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>>7776661
We were doing fine up until this, so if it is, she really is 71 IQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>7776507
>NO MORE MELTDOWN ONEGAI
she says as she causes the biggest meltdown in /yah/ history

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>>7775491
The only reason Hololive got popular is because they used niji tags when they were still a small company. In fact, eventually nijisanji had to start using holo tags because the tags directed all the niji viewers to holo videos. And the ame clone indie also used holo tags, which gave her hundreds of thousands of subs. Proper tagging is the most important thing in youtube. The content of the video doesn't really even matter as you can just leech the viewers of other videos.
I checked out some small holo clippers, and it seems that they don't use any tags, which must be the reason they don't get many views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OticnERwcbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D8PE4T2ZnU

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>>7776731
>Everyone is worried about me having favorites and having DM sex
>So I'll make everyone equal

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>>7776752
There's been worse, but it's mostly been over trivial shit outside the scope of the stream.
This one is actually about content so it sucks

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>>7775814
that's the same mindset that makes someone stream nothing but minecraft and friday night funkin until they burn out. you shouldn't do things just for number's sake. it's pathetic and transparent.

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>>7776984
There's nothing wrong with only streaming minecraft

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>>7776984
agree, if beatani gets an incline due to the clipniggers capitalizing on this coomerbait, it's just going to bring more coomerbait and change the course of every stream to come

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>>7776349
DYRB she won't?

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>>7777058
It's the same retarded logic some schizo had with the last "reddit shilling". Not only the influx is and will be pretty small, but Bea has shown how little she cared about following her audience demands, she won't start changing her streams just because a few coomers come.

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>>7776770
there are tons of clippers using the hashtags getting only around 100 views per sub. not sure why you think that these clippers would be more popular if they just started adding hashtags. Uto was a special case situation and also a content creator. She was able to also propel off of holo EN (ame's) popularity. And comparing a clipper with a Vtuber i don't know is a good comparison.

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>>7777058
That's assuming beatani will succumb to their requests, she would just do as she wants even if she suddenly gets numbers. People would still be filtered one way or the other

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>>7777058
>>7777093
>>7777114
Even if it doesn't change the content, it'll change the chat(s) for the worse. There's already enough people here who won't shut the fuck up about their fetishes for more than five minutes and we don't need more.

[Anonymous No.]

I think you are all worrying too much over 1 stream

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>>7775778
>>7777058
You keep posting but your logic is retarded and nobody cares.

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>>7777199
Honestly think it's one or 2 guys spamming that thread with their schizotic paranoia. Probably why this off stream was made without any particular reason when we managed to avoid those for a while.

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>>7777199
>you are all
2 people making half the messages honestly, it's a nothing burger.

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>>7777058
>of every stream to come
heh

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What the fuck is wrong with you people

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>>7777110
I'm talking about metatags, not hashtags. Obviously you don't want to use visible hashtags because Hololive fans will attack you for misusing them. You need to check the page source for the metatags.

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>>7777199
It's what we do best

[Anonymous No.]

This polar bear owns your dick for the next 2 weeks

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>>7775267
Is there an archive with her stuff or do I really have to pay for the stream

[Anonymous No.]

Already getting commissions done for 3 really nice pieces of tasteful lewd art to drop 15 days from now. I'll steal that nut from Bea at all costs.

[Anonymous No.]

>the member stream is tomorrow not today
fugg

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I'm done

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>>7777808
Already came?

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>>7777199
Zero would have been ideal but if it's just one, it's fine I guess. I'm worrying about it being more than one.

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>>7777448
I did not know about metadata hashtags, thank you for letting me know that they exist. So, I should start using them? And put in #vtuber #jpvtuber #indievtuber #envtuber, but what else? Also, is it really okay to put in #nijisanji and #hololive ? I feel a bit sketchy

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>>7775312
JWU

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Glad I bailed when she outted herself for being a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7777969
>>7777448
Sorry, I lied, I cannot find a separate "metadata" field on the YT Studio page. I am following the instructions from google search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7778056
You are still here tho

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>>7778056
>not a new IP
>still here
Have you really bailed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7778056
Meds dad

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>>7777808
Good job on whatever you finished anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7778056
Kek you are still back there, get with the times grandpa and catch up or fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>7777593
It's a bit more than 2 days from now.

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>>7778149
Tashicunny, I'm retarded.

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>>7777969
You can use this to check the tags other people use:
https://online-free-tools.com/en/youtube_video_tags_extract_url

I don't really know anything about using them, I've only heard about them in the context of the dramas related to them

[Anonymous No.]

She is probably going to try to blue ball us, but it's a fun idea
Bea is still the same as ever, I actually like how upfront she is with us lately, even for things like this
She had the balls to ask us this on a public stream, so if you have any problems with the nutkumolity I suggest you to address them to her via email or commenting them in the eventual community post

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>>7778361
OK thanks I'll do my reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>Absent: a new delivery attempt will be made the next business day
...It's a PO Box, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>7778574
Too many dads sending things tabun maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>7778574
Maybe you sent it to the wrong address

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>>7778406
>Bea is still the same as ever, I actually like how upfront she is with us lately, even for things like this
Yeah. Even though I find it disgusting, I appreciate the sentiment behind it. She thought it would be fun so she brought it up. It's no different than the bear paws game in that regard.

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>>7778825
>A random japanese ojisan is going to receive my love letter and my gift
yamero

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>>7778574
I have no idea how Japanese mail works and I seem to recall someone saying that this was a private PO box. Might still need a guy at the desk to sign for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7779020
I guess I should wait a few more days before worrying about it

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she does a proper Q&A one day, i really want to know why she hates dogs so much. There's not a single reason to prefer cats over dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7778406
jokes on you weak willed dad I fap everyday and I nut proudly not ashamed of my dick

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>>7779166
Grew up with 2 cats and I agree with you. They are cute and can love you with patience but dogs are better as pets in every single way. (Not talking about those small rats like Chihuahua or the ugly looking little shits with the flat face, those 2 breeds were a mistake.)
Cats are more for lazy people since all you really need to do is feed them, play with them once in a while and clean the place where they poop if they are indoors cats. Those that prefer cats over dogs are usually lazy bums that can't keep up with a dog's energy.

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>>7779166
Nothing stops you from sending that question to the bear paws game, but you need to be a little creative about the way of asking it
>Why do you hate dogs?
it's too simple and boring

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>>7779402
I have a slight preference towards cat but I love dogs as well. Before covid it was just not practical for me to own a dog. I was out of the house for 10-11 hours , 5 days a week and would never be able to provide proper attention. Also, my house is OK with cats but dogs are not allowed.

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>>7779166

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>>7779487
Yeah there are also external circumstances, that can prevent you from having either one, I understand that

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>>7779436
Honestly I'm more interested in why she got so mad about the dog sex talk. But she's just going to ignore any questions about it. How would I trick/force her to answer this question? I know it's a sensitive question, and I dont want to sound rude either, so how can I ask about this?

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>>7779914
Beatani probably got raped by a dog

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>>7779914
Probably for the same reason a few of us are getting mad about this. It's disgusting to even think about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7779914
Why do you want to ask if she doesn't want to answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7779964
Too unlikely
>>7780000
But she wouldn't get mad if it were any other animal
>>7780005
If it's because of a trauma, it might be helpful to talk about it

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>>7779166
I can't stand dogs, they just inspire me pity and they smell terrible, every time I enter the house of someone with a dog it reeks of it and if I dare touch it with my hand it's cursed for the day.
They can't take care of themselves, are stupidly devoted to their owner, they're nosy. Cats are much softer, purr, can take care of themselves especially if have a garden or if they can go out. Most barely smell, and they're just overall nicer to the eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7780074
You're not a therapist. You're a weirdo with a fixation.

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>>7780074
>But she wouldn't get mad if it were any other animal
I'm sure she'd react the same if you started spreading rrats that she fucks cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7780074
She just didn't like the idea, not helped by the fact that she rightfully doesn't like dogs in general. There's nothing more about it, pressing it will just make you look retarded and creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7779914
The autism is getting out of control in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7780125
She said she doesn't have a problem with bestiality in general, just dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>7780109
The only difference between talking to a therapist and a regular human is that the therapist will charge you money
>>7780125
I doubt it
>>7780134
I just think it's weird for her to be so sensitive about it when she has a gore hashtag, and when she is very open about sexuality in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>7780186
It's what happens when you pander to coomers rather than just tolerate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>7780260
I'm a coomer and I don't associate with that kind of retardation at all, feels like something pretty different and obsessive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7780260
Anon I think that's just someone obsessed with bestiality. and I say this a certified coomer

[Anonymous No.]

Your oshi only fucks shaymins.

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>>7779402
>Cats are more for lazy people since all you really need to do is feed them, play with them once in a while and clean the place where they poop if they are indoors cats.
Anyone who believes this about cats are people who at most grew up around them and never really had one that bonded with them. Cats don't generally bond with children because the overwhelming majority of children are spastics who try to force their energy onto the cats because they're used to retarded dogs who put up with that kind of shit, or they just had some bullshit ferals their dad dragged in off the street.
Anyone who shows the basic amount of respect for a cat's autonomy and tries to understand their communication style rather than just getting pissed off that they don't act like small dogs who shit in a box would know how easily they become attached to people and how much care they actually need. A lot of bad behavior in cats is a result of people thinking they're low maintenance and not paying enough attention to them.

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>>7780246
>The only difference between talking to a therapist and a regular human is that the therapist will charge you money

Meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>7780681
I guess youve never been to a therapist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7780681
Not him but I've been to a psychologist exactly once then I bailed on it because I could hear the same shit from my dad for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7781178
If that's your reaction to mental health advice I'd wager you're not ready to help yourself let alone be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>If it's because of a trauma, it might be helpful to talk about it
>The only difference between talking to a therapist and a regular human is that the therapist will charge you money
She has friends, she does not need to talk about anything with her viewers. Know your place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7780802
>Going to a therapist
>Not going to the local shaman lady to get a spiritual cleanse and a massage
Do first worldies really?

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>>7781397
Sometimes it's easier to talk to strangers than friends about sensitive topics. And here she can actually find people who don't mind it if she had sex with a dog (I'm not saying she did).

[Anonymous No.]

>>7781611
Seriously, last year I went to the crazy occult lady of my town and not only she gave me great advice, she even gave a handjob

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>>7780079
>>7779493
Not sure how people get this notion that dogs are smellier than cats. I've had both and cats are way stinkier because they 'self-clean' with their dirty mouth more often. I guess if you don't bathe your dogs that would be the case, but still a dirty dog doesn't smell as bad as a dirty cat.

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>>7781800

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>>7781611
It's basically the same thing. It's exactly as helpful as you believe it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7781800
Not to strangers who are trying to dox you.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut the fuck up
Just shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>7781800
Anon, you're trying to force exactly the sort of creepy parasocial relationship bullshit that normies think is inherent to everyone who watches tubers. Reconsider your life choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7781899
I mean, if the therapist is named Stein or Berg it probably won't be meant to help you much. Good intentions are still needed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Beatani to findom me. I want to pay her to laugh at my tiny dick and call me tinydickchama. I want her to convince me to buy a chastity cage, and then I want her to blackmail me into wearing diapers and panties so that she can laugh at me.

I want to be her permanent humiliation slave. I want her to take anything and everything from me just so I could have the pleasure of hearing her laugh at how low I've descended. I want Bea to ruin my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7781985
Enjoy the threads for the next few days, because I'm sure they won't be any better

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I just found out there will be a new shitty war in minecraft. If the burgers grief again and purposely destroy builds again then it's over for me on this server.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7781913
I don't think anyone here wants to ACTUALLY dox her. I think people are just joking about it. And even if she would tell her dog sex stories to us, how would that help us dox her? Again, I'm not sayin she has such stories to tell, but if she does, she should know that there are people who are willing to listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7782166
I will keep playing and completely turn their base into a crater when they're off if at least one purposely grief my shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>7782166
>t. nonplayer
The only thing "griefed" last time was the Euro watchtower that had to be destroyed so people could climb up it.

[Anonymous No.]

day 1 of nofap...

[Anonymous No.]

If you're worried about colateral damage, just make everyone in 3rd and euro go straight to burgerland when the war starts.

[Anonymous No.]

Bea's thing about dogs stems from Subahibi

[Anonymous No.]

are you people seriously sperging out over collateral damage in a goddamn war? I don't even play minecraft but I thought that was the whole point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7781800
This anon right here is what happens when you encourage coomers, you get their various evolutions to participate unhinged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7782803
>you people
one person

[Anonymous No.]

>>7782803
You can have wars in civilized ways without destroying everything like those burgers did. Beatani had to rebuild a lot because they destroyed half the village. She was sad and burgers were laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>7782216
The bottom line is, if someone displayed unwillingness to touch certain topics, the right thing to do is to apologize and never bring that up again. Trying to dig deeper, tricking/forcing an answer will not make anyone happier.
>>7783001
Not a coomer, just autistic.

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>>7783148
Isnt that the natural state of Burger warfare?

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I'll try to be constructive if we're really going through with this. Dads, here's a few tips:
- Ultimately, remember that you are stronger than you think you are. You don't have to grab your willy if you don't want to. Really that's all it boils down to.
- Avoiding temptation is the best strategy. You may want to focus on your creative reps and mostly ignore these threads/discord. Don't even go to sites where you've found fap material before.
- If you can't avoid temptation, you're in for a struggle. Steel yourself and try to think clearly rather than devolving into coombrain. Think about what you are doing and remember that you have free will. If you can do that, you can resist with some effort.
- If you can't clear your head, walk away from the computer or leave your phone in another room when it becomes too much. If you don't you will trick yourself into flying too close to the sun. Go for a walk or something. Pick up a book. But change where you are and what you are doing. Ideally you'd do something that requires you to use both hands or to go out in public.

And Beatani, it kind of stings when you think we "all" want this. But I hope you and the dads involved can have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7783148
>You can have wars in civilized ways
nigga this isn't some knights of the round table shit. war ain't pretty and it ain't fair. you should consider yourself lucky that there isn't mustard gas in minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7783230
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>7783148
>3rdies pour lava all over their own base
How could Burgers do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7783188
The only solution for many with poor impulse control and depressed thinking is to just jerk off before stream and experience the post nut clarity they need. Imagine how powerful it would be if chat collectively told her "NO, you do not tell me when I can cum." and ruined the whole experiment for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7783001
Being open-minded does not make you a coomer (or autistic)
>>7783178
I think the position she took was forced on her by the mean comments in the thread at the time. I just think she should be able to talk about the topic if she wants to

[Anonymous No.]

It just takes one idiot thinking it's funny to set some autist's building on fire to turn the whole server into a barren cobblemonster wasteland.

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't make it to the first war, only the aftermath. Who destroyed the euro watchtower? Who killed 3rds' first set of villagers and cattle?