/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

[Anonymous No.]

/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Bogproof Dagger Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this.).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status

Divvies of last week as .png in case server fucks you over: https://byte.wtf/selif/99w0b5so.jpg (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (king of heroes, do you have enough embeds) (don't get so confident, mongrel) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated weekly on Mondays):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
Haaton's secret CheatSheet for wallet analysis (make a copy in your drive, add own username and user-id): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1An6CLbiQxBa-YHKSHitk2U3-9SBc-XE0d7ZCTeWp08k/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>7730521

[Anonymous No.]

wah!

[Anonymous No.]

ohhh sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>7743514
Your slacking has already ruined us.

[Anonymous No.]

A long awaited rushi dip ...
Buy rushia until youre out of liquid ...
Haaton-5 please bog the market on the regular

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/vg/347032402

[Anonymous No.]

>>7743493
>(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (king of heroes, do you have enough embeds) (don't get so confident, mongrel) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
>Indog is my blood
>>7743618
Looks like he got a better deal than he was expecting
>YWN hear your oshi whisper ecchi in your ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>7743618
HOLY FUCKING DIAMONDS

[Anonymous No.]

All these discounts are making my dick hard. Wish I could've sold more yesterday for liquid but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7743616
Saw this earlier and thought you might have a use for it. Video URL/timestamp in the filename if you want to go grab it at 1080p.
>>7743740
I just followed the quotes a bit further. Sugoi, that OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7743618
God I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.]

>>7743616
Excellent work as usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>7743618
I give you my thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Lists of time differences between June 20th, the last zhonkbot update, and July 17th. It looks at the time difference of purchase per coin and add them if they are between 9 to 15 minutes of eachother.
https://files.catbox.moe/zn6zx5.txt
https://files.catbox.moe/2mbrf5.txt
>muh edge is better guys
Get fucked, handegg.

Use Firefox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7716354

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744114
Mind sharing the script to list all of a user's transactions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744260
To run it or audit? It's part of a much larger C# script, I could paste the relevant bits of you want to audit

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744114
priestess you nigger, if you'd been paying attention you'd have noticed I was too busy making that ear rape soundpost to be any of the people shilling Edge past the first mention.
and going back to June 20th for ME makes you fucking retarded, because I was still using Firefox.
and nowhere NEAR loaded enough to be buying fucking anything continuously until 10:30...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7743493
can you send the original Anya pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744371
To audit please. I'm trying to learn how to do this myself.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bout to run out of liquids

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744387
I picked you because I know you run edge exclusively, and you do shill edge in other times no other reason

[Anonymous No.]

Yacht restored!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744469
I switched to it when Firefox kept white screening before that was patched out. I used to run NASFAQ alone in there since Edge was what I used for everything else.
>10m30s delta between buys, not 10:30 AM
>I am retarded
What happens when you lower the threshold to 13 minutes? Nobody is seeing 15 minute gaps in their auto-trader history. It seems to be either 10 or 12.
15 is someone being indecisive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744469
11:08 - irys - 7/16/2021 12:43:17 AM +00:00 -> 7/16/2021 12:54:25 AM +00:00
snip
10:16 - irys - 7/16/2021 3:17:34 AM +00:00 -> 7/16/2021 3:27:50 AM +00:00
Bah. I know that range was something I dialed in and left alone for sure. Good work.
Time to install a second Firefox instance and just dump NASFAQ on the server where it can gobble all the RAM it wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744495
I actually tried 13, gave nearly the same percentages, but here:
https://files.catbox.moe/8l2ury.txt
https://files.catbox.moe/t1aum0.txt

>>7744260
>>7744436
I did this over lunch break and have to get back to work, but here's a quick and very dirty paste of important parts : https://pastebin.com/H6vX0y1j
Keep in mind I made this REALLY QUICKLY so it's peak ugly hack code, I'm actually working on a proper tool on the side. Also it won't run by itself, so if you want this for study, keep that in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744748
Humu. It does. The only things running in here are the two NASFAQ tabs that made the market reports, let me know if you can figure that one out. Drilling down into about:memory shows >1 GB allocated to a bunch of js processes, even after doing multiple GC/CC cycles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744748
>https://pastebin.com/H6vX0y1j
Many thanks, takonerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744398
Here you go, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7745122
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>7743668
There is one less (embed) on Gil's half than Shirou's

[Anonymous No.]

I'm about to run out of liquid, this sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>7745857
I thought my 8 million would run out faster, can’t do maths though.

[Anonymous No.]

CYCLE CHECK

Time 6h 10m since adjustment, 37 cycles have passed. Please check your transactions accordingly.

If you have less than 37, consider:
>using the recommended NASFAQ browser Microsoft Edge(TM)
>sending high quality sperm samples to Ms. Honk >becoming a Haaton

If you have more than 37, congratulations you may be:
>a proud Microsft Edge(TM) user
>a high motility, high volume, healthy sperm producer
>a cheater(a Haaton)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7745912
>8 mill
God I wish I had that much, I went in with 2 mill, and I'm down to 200k

[Anonymous No.]

>>7744114
>>7745933
Yes, keep using Edge to give other players that aren't, an edge! Thank you for handicapping yourself voluntarily so that others may rise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746004
h-how did you ration 2mil for 6 hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7745933
> 34 coins...
fucking hell, I need to use edge. 10% is big number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746026
about 7 cycles of everything I thought it had potential then only sankisei + holo and aqua, when in doubt, trust sankisei and divs

[Anonymous No.]

who here /green/?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Large image ahead.
Network for the last 5h 13min since adjustment, including top 500 with volume above 33.
Someone wanted a spiderweb, here you go (unreadable)
https://litter.catbox.moe/a05x1l.jpg
including top 20 with volume above 28

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746157
>https://litter.catbox.moe/a05x1l.jpg
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746048
Don't fall for it, look at the hard numbers: >>7744114
The browser doesn't matter. Have you tried resynching your computer clock? That's the latest thing that could cause it that I'm thinking off right now

[Anonymous No.]

45 coins buying nonstop and only 5 hit 33. I should have just used the haaton sheet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7745933
JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746286
Fuck that, priestess cooks books, and they're not on >>7746157 here at all. Even Bucc still managed to get 3 appearances.
>I want whatever the fuck M, Kitsune, and those two Haatons are using.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746286
Thanks, maybe this will fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746536
They're using the forbidden sheet

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746536
I'm not on it because my bot turned off while I was doing the code from messing around on the site and I only noticed later...
I am on the other graph
>>7746584
The other cause I'm thinking of is the connection/ping to the server. I'm gonna make a survey later to try to crowdsource some data. The haaton bot runs on google servers, so they have an excellent connection, and my home connection is very good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746609
Why did you guys bulli the Haaton into offlining the updated version...
>>7746634
>C:\>ping nasfaq.biz
>
>Pinging nasfaq.biz [142.93.72.218] with 32 bytes of data:
>Reply from 142.93.72.218: bytes=32 time=20ms TTL=54
>Reply from 142.93.72.218: bytes=32 time=29ms TTL=54
>Reply from 142.93.72.218: bytes=32 time=19ms TTL=54
>Reply from 142.93.72.218: bytes=32 time=20ms TTL=54
>
>Ping statistics for 142.93.72.218:
> Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
>Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
> Minimum = 19ms, Maximum = 29ms, Average = 22ms

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746157
thanks for the cute hat. numbers~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746634
>I'm gonna make a survey later to try to crowdsource some data.
I'll contribute. I've got a pretty bad connection but I made it to the volume 33 graph--though it was only for one coin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7746634
South America, I'm not in the graph and my dupe rate is 0.4%

[Anonymous No.]

>>7747009
jesas, I get 75ms from europe

[Anonymous No.]

>people are already selling shit
>I still have enough liquid to continue the shopping spree through tomorrow's adjustment

[Anonymous No.]

>>7747499
do poors really

[Anonymous No.]

>>7747499
I'm on my last 500k so I had to start selling my shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7747499
Mel and AZKi are going to crab though. Some other coins, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7747573
Shitcoins are unironically the ones that will moon the hardest...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7747661
Not if they haven't streamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>7747551
>>7747615
At least one person sold Suisei at $7k, Marine at $10k, and Mori at $6k. All three coins with huge gaps to make up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7747706
it doesn't matter, they'll still get at least double their usual views after a 0 view day

[Anonymous No.]

>>7747760
Even if that's true, I'm scared they would be too hard to sell in high volumes.

[Anonymous No.]

mmh, looking at the code, I'm beginning to think the amount of coins you have active at once may be the factor. As in, the more different coins you are currently buying/selling, the longer the delays. Still looking into it but, people with issues, do you usually trade a lot of different coins or only a handful?
The haatons are trading on their own code so they wouldn't suffer from this (this being zhonk's horrible coding).

[Anonymous No.]

>>7748116
No luck there chief

[Anonymous No.]

>>7748116
I'm in the club that trades all 51 coins 24/7 and I have no delays and no dupes

[Anonymous No.]

>>7747399
New York is physically closer to London than it is to Buenos Aires. It makes sense our resident heuhues have higher ping. Also, third world infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, I have another test for someone with late purchases, and it would even explain the placebo of why switching browsers seems to make it better for some people.
We're gonna delete nasfaq local storage from your browser. What this will do is reset your settings like light/dark mode, trade notifications, danmaku, and what we actually want, it will delete everything about your zhonkbot.
So if you want to try this, note the targets you've currently set, and wait until most of them are on downtime so you have time to delete thee storage and reenter everything without impacting your trades too much.
You don't have to worry about anything beyond that, essentially this just make nasfaq like it's your first time on the site on this browser. You can also just run nasfaq on the same browser but on a different computer if you don't want to do these steps or don't trust me.

First, make sure you only have one nasfaq window open on the market->zhonkbot view, take note of all your targets as stated above, then:
Chome (Shown in pic):
Press F12
Go to the "Application" tab, in the Storage section, find the "nasfaq.biz" entries in "Local Storage" and "Cookies".
Right click on them and "Clear"

Firefox:
Press F12
Go to the "Storage" tab
Find the entries for "nasfaq.biz" in "Local Storage" and "Cookies"
Right click on them and "Delete All"

Then for all browsers, refresh, log back in, go set your bot again from what you noted down, and report back to me if you're getting 10 minutes now or still 12.
This may not solve it, it's just going from a hunch by looking at the code and from troubleshootings the dev has given previously, but I think it's worth the shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7749806
dis nigga tryna eat my cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>7749806
Tried that earlier, no difference. Also tried the time sync thing someone mentioned earlier, now I'm getting 12m16s on most and 11m6s on the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7750131
The timesync actually changed the cooldowns? That's a good lead, what was it before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7750131
it's time to go back to manually clicking buy on everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>7750131
Also could you (or anyone getting long cooldowns) do something for me? Start a timer the moment the progress bar resets, all the way until it reaches the end. And if that takes 10 minutes, does it stay full for two extra minutes before "buy pending"? Or does it say "buy pending" at 10 minutes and "buy completed" at 12?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7750240
12m on the dot before I did the time sync. Since I swapped to edge I started getting the occasional 11mXs trade but they're rare. This cycle I got 11m13s on a few and 10m59s on the rest. It's different at least!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7750248
I don't know if this is relevant but I manually bought my first cycle because I forgot to set up my zhonkbot for adjusments and about a fifth of my buys were duped. I couldn't reproduce it when I tried again though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7743530

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'll stick around with Edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7750463
It was all 10m or 10m1s this time since I sat and watched it, if I minimise the window or sleep my monitor it goes back to weird timings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7750654
And I think I'll stay on Firefox.
You're shilling isn't helping anyone, and several anons has reported getting the same problem on Edge.

>>7750836
>Doing it when minimized or asleep but not when open
Now THAT'S some good fucking lead. I personally have my window always opened on another workspace.
The next test to do is try on 2-3 browsers one at a time. Have them opened and focused, check the time, have them minimized, check the time.
It may be browser settings on how much resources they give to their tabs when minimized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7750984
Why are you mad?
your*

[Anonymous No.]

>>7750984
Think this is why people have good results with using edge solely as a nasfaq client while staying on their main browser for everything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751062
yeah it would explain it, but I think you could get the same result using the same browser, but one always opened window only for the bot, and another window for everything else.
I think we're getting close to the real cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751022
he hates edge because he's stuck in 2012 when microsoft's browser sucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751062
If you end up trying that, make sure you check Edge's "Sleeping tabs" settings, or you're going to have an incredibly bad time.
>>7751124
Mentioned that in the past. Focused/non-focused doesn't seem to make a difference. And actually, having NASFAQ in focus, on the Market tab, or both, likely makes things worse. I still think it's all down to just how much fucking JS is running on the damn page. Having it tabbed away, minimized, or both, suspends most of the Flex/JS React shit that is continuously active on anything visible in your viewport.
And it still doesn't answer why there's an enormous gulf in RAM usage between Edge running nothing but NASFAQ with several more add-ons installed and Firefox running nothing but NASFAQ.

Unrelated, but j*u I still feel like shit, genuinely starting to worry I have the coof
>what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

50k aqua? 50k aqua.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751314
>israel

[IT UPDATED No.]

>>7751314
IT UPDATED?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751375
Yep, numbers have started rolling in and they're disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like we're back in business boyos

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751422

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751445
o lawd heavenly jesus why did I sell all my marines yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751422

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751484
>selling Maririn at any point in life

[Anonymous No.]

Gentlemens, It was a pleasure buying these dips woth you. See you tomorrow on the moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751298
>having NASFAQ in focus, on the Market tab, or both, likely makes things worse.
I doesn't in my experience, nasfaq is always opened on the zhonkbot page, in its own window, and I have perfect cycles. I'm running it tabbed right now to see if this changes.
For the RAM, I honestly don't know. Firefox takes next to nothing on one of my computers, and a ton on another. I wondering if this isn't just some "scale to take advantage of the available memory" thing, and not actually taking more memory. I know there's a bunch of applications that does that.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess cypher and yfp are breaking 300 million tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751540
That would almost explain FF gobbling up 3 GB machine has 128 GB, almost none is ever in use but do you have that large of a difference in available and total RAM on both of those machines as well?
I've had Edge running in "Efficiency mode" for a while, which has let me do stupid shit like 300+ tabs open on a machine with 16 GB RAM since it just puts all the unused ones to sleep. Keeps an extra meg or two of commit charge tied up but frees the RAM otherwise used by the tab up. On the other hand, RAM usage in FF doesn't budge at all when I cycle between two NASFAQ tabs, one with >1 week history visible on the market graphs, and one with 1 day.
I'm honestly just as stumped. It doesn't make any fucking sense other than Chrome sucking balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751769
Yeah, there's quite a difference between them, one is a buffed gaming computer with 32GB in my server rack, the other is a notebook with 8. What you're describing would actually fit, it doesn't budge because it already reserved more than it needs and it's playing within it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7748116
that even makes gut-instinct sense because it physically goes down the list with its attempts. so the more you have queued, the more chances for it to get stuck, the longer it might take.
Which makes dupes TODAY even more fucking serious.
>39

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751880
Stop giving me reasons to spin up VMs with varying amounts of RAM running different browsers for this shit. I won't do it.
>>7751932
39 has to be the fucking Haatonsheet, or a CLI polling the API directly, there's no other explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

oshiboard soon woo

[Anonymous No.]

>>7750984
Both chrome and edge are doing between 10m1s and 10m5s, in focus on my 2nd monitor, I can do anything on the main monitor and it stays the same. Funnily enough I did set up edge properly, never sleeps tabs, max priority etc, still shits itself if I maximise any other window in front of it, same as chrome, it just uses far less resources. Having a windowed app (telegram for example) open in front of it doesn't seem to make a difference. The fact it starts to lag when the window is focussed but the monitor is asleep makes me think it's something to do with the window actually being rendered. Leaving my laptop running with sleep disabled will probably do the trick, I'll try that tonight
/blogpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751995

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751995
Properly testing browsers and properly comparing them is a bitch because there's just so many variables. What may seem like a huge problem compared to the others may just be a setting you need to change, sometimes the difference may not even have anything to do with the browser, but the environment. Or it may be something the user does but doesn't report that actually makes all the difference. That's why I don't like the blanket "use X" because it doesn't actually solve why Y was having problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751445
why do I have to be the nasfaq equivalent of skinnyfat - richpoor

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751995
39 was just me being silly, sorry for the confusion
I won't want to move...

[Anonymous No.]

current view of the carnage for anyone with Browsers too busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7752045
>it just uses far less resources
FWIW this was one of the main reasons I started shilling Edge lol, somebody posted a screenshot of Chrome using like 3 GB RAM with nothin but NASFAQ running. It really does use less resources, at least for NASFAQ. Starting to wonder if it's some kind of JS tweak that they haven't upstreamed back to Chromium, or Google chose to ignore.
>>7752168
People with bloated/add-on laden browser installs will then see an improvement regardless of what they switch to, if they install or use a second browser "just for NASFAQ". IIRC even though it's not IE levels of "integrated" but still deeply twisted into Windows itself, it probably listens to your Power Management settings more than Chrome or FF would out of the box. Can't even think of how many experimental flags I've fucked with in here too.
Edge is supposedly "measurably" better for battery life, the old "Spartan" based Edge even more so.
>>7752195
>>7752297
I'm getting crab for dinner. Thought you meant 39 buys vs. 34, not 39th place
I need to figure out why my head is still bangin.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats going on with flare's channel? Youtube API returns junk.

[Anonymous No.]

this might be useful? i dunno. zero zion before auto-trading this adjusment, so dupes might still kayfabe

[Anonymous No.]

>>7752518
Show us

[Anonymous No.]

>>7752556

[Anonymous No.]

>>7752588
I now have 49, just bumped it up again after it stopped at 48.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751062
>>7751124
>>7751298
>>7751540
>I'm running it tabbed right now to see if this changes.
I went from perfect cycles to less than perfect for some, and an extra 30 seconds for others, while running it tabbed and unfocused.
There's something there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7752869
zhonkbot requires delicate care and love

[Anonymous No.]

>>7752484
Nasfaq was using 2gb earlier with no autotrader, I cleared all my local storage and now it's not only using far less memory but chrome seems to be offloading nasfaq all of a sudden when it never did before. Chrome does indeed seem to just balloon up to whatever it can get away with, it's using 7/32gb right now with 75 tabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7752570
Left fubuki, right flare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7752920
>7/32gb right now with 75 tabs.
yabe.
>Edge, 4chinz, 180+ tabs, 1.2 GB
>Edge Dev, NASFAQ, maybe 40 tabs total, including multiple YouTube tabs, 900 MB
>>7752979
Maybe it's just because it hasn't updated yet? Does the same thing happen with any of the other channels still showing 0 e.g. on poi?

[Anonymous No.]

8.5m left after buying for nearly 10 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753094
nta but fubuki also shows 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753163
Some holos still haven't updated, prepare to buy if they don't update on 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753217
>prepare to buy
d-don't you mean sell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753266
>sell
What are you? Poor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753266
that means they'll double tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753094
No i get the correct results for rushia, also cant load her playlists (pic rel, might be normal).

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm checking on my trades for the day. I'm 3 hours into the logs, and I'm not seeing any non-10-minute cycles. What I AM seeing is that in most cycles the trades get pushed up a few seconds, eventually shifting the cycle down a bit. It's still 10 minutes + a few seconds, but at a different time.
I'm on Chrome, with NASFAQ in its own window, not focused, but also not competing for resources with anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753329
oh fuck youtube fucking up again shit. that's a known youtube bug. BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753329
Only thing I can see on Flares channel is her live MC stream, there are no playlists and the videos tab is blank too

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753329
>>7753399
What he said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753340
It's normal that it gets pushed up a few seconds, the bot goes from top to bottom, and it takes a hardcoded delay of at least 1 second per coin, and then add waiting for the server's response on top of that. So 1 to even as high as 10 seconds is normal, depending on how many you're buying at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753322
yes, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

Korone started playing APEX at 6am, I am concerned

[Anonymous No.]

ready your spacesuits dark elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753486
Post networth

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753588
no shame in being on a budget

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753399
>>7753568
Oddly enough you can still see 'em all when you try to search for her.
>Susan Wojcicki hates coffee elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753627
Kek, fucking richpoor

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753635
it's a race against time, if susan fixes or incompetence reigns supreme in yootob

[Anonymous No.]

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753568
I just hope that it doesnt count as a deleted channel, due to no total view count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753706
>I still have half my divvies for red monday on wednesday, should be fine right?
>SUSAN'D
>even sold off some shitcoins to make 5.8M out of 4M flat
not even the Haatons forsaw jet fuel melting the Youtube HQ Steel Beams, no shame in not having seen the future with more clearvoyance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753762
MIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753763
flare double dipping might be a possibility, the triple rise will be legendary though

[Anonymous No.]

The only thing smaller than my dick is my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7743493
fucking chinks

[Anonymous No.]

i keep updating my auto-trader every hour now, the green will be glorious brothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753866
so when marine and migo jump to 30k each am I supposed to sell them or not, on one hand that means a lot of money, on the other when I buy back in my MPP will be higher so I won't be able to shitpost properly anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753977
sell them, they will go down a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753763
Uh oh.
>>7753913
Yeah but then she'll become Ayamy and Konnui will rope.
>>7753977
Head hort. Sell some, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753977
if the people at the top never sell, why should you sell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753975
That's right fellow investor. Now let's cheer to our gains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753763
but that would be even better
>deleted views so she dips even lower
>restored views + 3 days worth of new views
>flare at 1 million per share on fridey
imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754091
>Konnui will rope
beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754197
he has 20 other accounts it doesn't really matter if one gets fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754177
That isn't what will happen at all, she'll crash to $100, spike to 5k the next day and drop back to $500 again the day after, just like Ayamy did

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753977
just enjoy... the divvies... bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7751769
>>7751880
>>7752920
>>7753094
So I just tested this. My desktop has 32GB, my laptop has 8GB.
Both Firefox, same addons, same tabs, same settings:
Desktop: 936.78MB
Laptop: 300.71MB
Comparing absolute allocation numbers is meaningless since they all have different allocation strategies. In firefox's case, it's probably just letting the tabs use more ram on the desktop because it knows there's the space for it. Which actually makes sense, since it can then run faster by shuffling memory less often around, and it's actually using the ram you paid for. Chrome probably uses the same strategy.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU ARE NOT PUMPING SUISEI HARD ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754152
wagmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754343
>letting the tabs use more ram on the desktop because it knows there's the space for it.
no shirt, shirtlock. this is basic memory management. everything does this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754177
>1 million per share
Lol, she won't even get close to $20k. $15k max. And then she'll become Ayamy...
>>7754343
Humu. Good shit. Now I don't have to bother with VMs. Chrome's problem is not giving all that pre-alloc shit back. And not properly letting go of committed memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754474
>Everything uses more rams than it needs
No? Plenty of software will only use what it needs at the moment and nothing more. Reserving more, or waiting longer before garbage collecting, is one strategy amongst many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754454
Hold up let me get just my bug repellant

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754668
>bug
That's not a bug though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754684
Don't worry, It's just to be safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754668
did you just seriously confuse Shinzo Abe a.k.a. "Mr. MARRY and REPRODUCE" who is singlehandedly responsible for an influx of RIPE and WILLING CHRISTMAS CAKES wanting to found MONOGAMOUS FAMILIES and live HAPPY LIVES in anime, with fucking Bugmaster Xi Jinping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754786
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754474
>shirtlock
>>7754786
Stop. I can only get so erect. #buyHags
>>7754847
At least you're honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754847
no christmas cake for you until you learn from your mistakes. c'mon he doesn't even look like Winnie the pooh.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754903
>Michelle is technically a hag
stop confusing my penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754984
can't be a hag if IT has a cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754786
I kinda want to buy Mio now

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754896
Come on man it looked similar to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755085
went from 5 to 205 these last two days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7754786
Anon check your trader. Mine suddenly locked in 999 of Mio, Botan, Choco, Pochi, and Mel after opening this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755231
Yes. We WILL end their respective Menopauses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755276
>we
Talk for yourself you granny fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755157
>>7755231
>>7755276
If it wasn't for Ogayu we could just call Gamers "Holohags" instead.
>>7755335
Yes, we.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755351
>Implying
Anon, Korone and Okayu have known each other since High School. Okayu is also a hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755231
thanks. devs please fix, i need to 2k them

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755372
Not the rrat I'm familiar with, but I'll accept it if only because it means more hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755372
okayu is definitely not a hag
>>7755335
cheers

[Anonymous No.]

When I watch JAV I only watch ones with actresses twice my age. It's getting rougher every year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755603
>3dpd
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

I got thrown out... I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755335
>>7755414
Let's cheer bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755701
>marine and sui's faces
my dude, did you have this ready and waiting? lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755832
you can literally turn a frown upside down, it works well with anime style.

[Anonymous No.]

>just checked the gacha leaderboard.
wtf happened after a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>7755701
this >>7631084 will cheer you up

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756078
I was trying to get jeb_

[Anonymous No.]

I'm torn between selling fucking everything because of the Sonic OC or buying even more because chili dogs.
>>7756078
The sins of those who FC'd the gacha before midnight on launch day will forever be concealed. At least from the gacha leaderboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756123
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756123
thanks for trying but Loli-Miko is as wrong for me as Rushia with tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756196
>rushia with tits
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756123

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the 1/2 lambo fest susan <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756326
Post roboco lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756176
>The sins of those who FC'd the gacha before midnight on launch day will forever be concealed

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756326
At these prices I would just straight up give you like 50 Roboco and put you on the Roboco oshiboard to remove the Pochi icon foxposter.

[Anonymous No.]

flare channel got fixed btw

[Anonymous No.]

Finally watched Aqua's concert, 1 fucking guest when Towa had 10+

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756454
Social anxiety and autism, pls andastand

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756380
>7756176
>At least from the gacha leaderboard.
>>7756430
Me too. honk let us give newfags loans and coins to fund oshiboard wars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756370
Pure yet lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756430
>tfw gifting coins would be fucking fun and maybe motivate some newer players to keep going
>but you also realize the Haatons would just combine coins into one account

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756430
My time to yeet off that pochifag will come

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756510
>haachama noticed nasfaq
>joins
>the haaton 5 funds her

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756510
intentionally gifting coins to mikofag to force him out of comfy zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756487
>7756176

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756510
>haatons creating the fucking haaton megazord by uniting all of their coins into one account
My fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756586
I'd probably do shit plays and gacha like a fucking nerd just to stay at least around 35

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756586
Gifting someone a bunch of trashcoins to move them from their oshiboard to another

[Anonymous No.]

>>7753762
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Tuesday, August 10th.
Please reply with any art you'd like to see included if we ever make another "canvas" OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756510
Limit the amount of coins that can be traded per account per day, and disable trading of Haato :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756662
>all those Ayamy in circulation are now a weapon

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756510
I would give up all my coins to rival the haaton 5 fusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756662
2000 of these just show up in your wallet. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756723
Give them to my neighbour effectively bogging him

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756723
genuflect
then pass them to some oshichanging faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756723
i'd PUSH PUSH them away

[Anonymous No.]

IM WAKING UP EVERY HOUR IN A PANIC TRYING TO CHECK IF MY TRADER IS UP AND TRYING TO SEE CHECK NEW NUMBERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME SLEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756723
gift them to tower

[Anonymous No.]

that will be fun, we pool our shitcoins then we gift them to an oshicoining player

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756176
>The sins of those who FC'd the gacha before midnight on launch day will forever be concealed. At least from the gacha leaderboard.
Suigambler...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756987
>we
Talk for yourself, if giving coins get added first thing I'm gonna give mikofag a stack of 288 kiara and gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757210
a

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757210
holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>7733174
BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>why yes we just fused and now own 9000 Oshicoin, how could you tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757210
thanks for the Gura I'd still have to purge the kiara by gifting all my other coins to a second account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383
CYPHER SET UP ANOTHER THINKPAD TO BUY 9999 OF EVERY SINGLE COIN, WE GOING TO WAR AGAINST THE HAATONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757555
holy shit what did trips to do giganigger again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7756723
push push my girlfriend into either RRatSlayer's wallet or if I'm feeling malicious that day then I'd dump them as well as my own into 暗闇の中でダンサー's wallet and switch his oshi for the third time so we could all laugh at him.
Actually, I'd coordinate with the thread to gather 3000~ Risu at low prices and then forcibly revert him to the Risu oshiboard where he belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757583
trips blocks his trades for three weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757617
>third time

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757666
That's 6 weeks, keep em coming boys

[Anonymous No.]

Zhonkbot crashed again after only 10 trades. I didnt want to make money anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383
>>7757705
That one was for calibration. Haato, take the wheel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383
that's it, I'm giving mogu all the okayus in the economy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757697
Did I miss a step between Risu and Suisei?
He was originally a Prisuner and made most of his wealth early-game from Risu's massive short video dump. He snowballed from that, then decided Risu was a shitcoin and tryharded into Suisei.
His original name was Weyland-Ayunda or something along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383
Fuck em up bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757776
>>7757778

[Anonymous No.]

>those fucking numerals
is KEK /here/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757555
>>7757666
>>7757776
>>7757778
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS NEED TO TRY HARDER GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.]

To give a comment on the edge shit. Last I checked last year Edge was actually considered the fastest modern browser out of the lots and the most secure. So for loading the pages and general stability of them edge is probably better. It isn't going to suddenly make regular web requests any faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757917
THE NEXT SET OF QUADS IS ALL 8s. THAT GIVES GIGAHAATONIGGER MORE POWER.

[Anonymous No.]

>Adjustment at 6am
>I've been up all night selling
>Buy for 2 hours, but I need more
>Turn on Developer Mode on my phone
>Screen stays on Indefinitely now
>This hurts the phone long term
>Gains acquired as I sleep
>Wallet Empty as I wake up
Good morning bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758023
>GIGAHAATON fuses with the Tentacult
god have mercy on us

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757791
She crashed so far past her base price afterwards that I think almost everyone else who bought Risu made more from it than I did, I have 2.2k MPP on the ones I have left. Sui was a shitcoin then too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757815
Are you trying to steal my job? I am the guy who makes up 1/3 of all the replies in every thread. Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758216
That's been my job since we're out of beta
captcha MGAAY

[Anonymous No.]

EVERYONE STOP BUYING WERE GOING TO CRAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758364
already selling all my shitcoins for Pirates

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758213
Wrong! Suisei wasn't a shitcoin!
You can't fool me, she may be a shitcoin NOW but she was meta when you bought her.
When are you switching to Marine or Pekora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758409
but the shitcoins will moon twice as hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758331
>the entire thread is literally just two people sperging at each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758481
>he thinks there is two.
Anon this is all a fever dream happening in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758481
I laugh through the night as I upload my own photoshop actions for my other self

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758558
Don't worry i'm gonna take my pills in 5 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758558
hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758472
naaaaah, she had about 3 weeks of good divs because of HI HONEY and her concert then she went back to shit, if I wanted to be meta then I'd be a cumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383
Hello mogu? Yes it's the haatons again

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758753
Gura isn't meta anymore but I'm not sure why you didn't go for broke with Shark C&F.

[Anonymous No.]

>autistically checking the graphs for slight graph changes implying it to go down soon so I can begin to sell early
not going to lie this is kinda fun, was worth it to shift sleep to earlier
wait shit I'm supposed to catch up on work to secure my contract

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone else get a free jeb_? I didn't roll this but it's a pleasant surprise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383
Why can't you niggers erp in your discord server and leave us alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383
imagine the bogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383
>>7757917

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383
Post dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758889
>>7758883
>>7758908

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758889

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758827
because it was never about being meta you big gay bastard, it was LOVE
>>7758889
shit, that was fast, let's see what faggotry it was
>>7758888

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758889
>889

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758889
>>7758934
>>7758937
>>7758949
Fuck, of course it was /hlgg/
>>7758967

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758967
holy kek everytime I see kiara's full body I expect her to squat and show me her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758888

[Anonymous No.]

The fucking haatons have the fate on their side. We'll beed every single richfag to buy 24/7 no stop if we want to beat them. This is a total war against a common enemy.
Get your zhonkbot ready we march on the haatons tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.]

JESTER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759394
>he could've spent 21M, easily buying fucking everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759483
This implies Jester opens up nasfaq on any days besides Friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759483
The haatons have him captive

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759234
foolishness anon, your zhonkbot can't beat my autotrader. Its simply impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759528
Saving Private Jester

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759524
I mean he also has to sell off the divviecoins on saturday with the exception of polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759483
>his MPP on Mikochi is $8500
Jester...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759558
As soon as divvies hit he puts sale on everything besides Polka and just leaves it open, never opening the tab, technically never opening it after Friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759648
how did he get stuck with 13 mikochi and IRyS, it's a mystery

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759688
He occasionally holds a couple coins besides Polka past divvieday, I've seen him holding Holocoin and others. I don't understand his goals but he does

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759752
this one rarely fit better

[Anonymous No.]

Jester likes to do small 10 to 30 coin plays for adjustments. Then he buys X of every coin for diccies. The strange thing is he shot up like a lightning bolt when he was making more serious plays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7758472
>Suisei wasn't a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759910
might be some dude in the military or something who cracked the game since forever but just physically can't always play. You never know with enigmanons

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759538
You autoyrader can be as fast as it can, spamming api calls every single second. But it can never surpasses most of the top 100 all collectively buying together. Your liquids will run out , you will fight a hopeless fight which you have no hope of winning, you will not remembered as a hero fighting for the honor of your oshi, you will be remebered as a fool that decided to go up against everyone, you will fight and lose, everyday until you decide to click on api/deleteownaccount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759998

[Anonymous No.]

>>7760004
Jester has secretly cracked the code of how to play the game but has decided to give everyone a multi month handicap before he shows his true power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759997
She wasn't I bought Suisei back then too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759998
Ok now this is really too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>7759998
at this point there's only joining them or genuflecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>7760131
>>7760133
WE CAN'T LET THEM WIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>7760087
Suisei wasn't a shitcoin the first two weeks of the game and two weeks in the middle of the game when she got a boost

[Anonymous No.]

all the relevant numbers are up. i can finally sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>7760227
thing with Suicoin is that she's the antithesis of comfy hagcoins like Mio and Botan. She had multiple sky-high spikes thanks to music, prophecy-anon's FUD which turned out to be spot on
>she's the cheapest she'll be for a while, buy now
and then came the Suzy-wars. She's the ultimate daytrading-coin, high octane bets with high rewards if you sell, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7760434
>only meant for daytrading
shit coin it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>7760535
well, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

About our team on divegrass, did we get oast the stage of finding someone able to use blenders for the models?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7760612
I installed it and realised I had no idea where to even begin and am mentally disabled when it comes to stuff like that
So, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>7760711
Now this is quite the problem

[Anonymous No.]

>it might now be viable to sell Gargoola, depending on whether a subtick is worth more than 0->300k views for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>7757383
DIE ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

>>7761110

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7760936
it was worth selling goomba almost all day because she didn't go down at all and turning 1 goomba into almost 2 of anything you want (or more) was peak efficiency

[Anonymous No.]

>>7761110
>1110
This is too much, I can't sneed