/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>Fuck unicorn
BASED

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the only things she fucks are bbc

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>>7725168
mutt's law

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We are really shitting on her today huh.

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Anyone surprised by the lack of a complete meltdown?

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>>7725093
It's so strange that she's all but confirmed to have a boyfriend but barely anyone on this board cares that much. I feel like the reaction would be much bigger if it was literally any other holo.

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>>7725093
this bitch is unironically mentally ill

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>>7725093
She fucks all but the male e-celeb.

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>>7725267
Because most people aren't cringe greasy fat fucks that think they can date a popular vtuber. Unfortunately there's a lot of people who do.

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off topic

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>>7725267
Matsurisu know what they signed up for. Bystanders don't really care either way and figured someone who is that sex obsessed and not ugly would have one. Also it's not like she never had one.

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Can (you) stop shitting on her? She said it's a stalker!

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>>7725382
DYRBI?

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>>7725382
Yes, totally!

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>>7725382

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>>7725382
This!!!

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>>7725382
Except that she never said that

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>>7725267
Matsuri is the most non-GFE holo so nobody really cares. Most remaining Matsurisus want her to be laid so that her menhera can be cured

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>>7725501
cope cuck

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>>7725501
I don't think menhera can be cured.

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>>7725267
you missed the multi bump limit threads yesterday with high ip count

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>>7725093
She's so hot

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>>7725501
>Matsuri is the most non-GFE holo so nobody really cares
I really don't think this statement could be further from the truth.

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>>7725093
I'm confused.
>She said someone broke into her home.
>But the intruder didn't do shit and just left
>all happening while being live
Does she think her fanbase is retarded or am I missing some context

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>>7725513
Anon, my oshi is Nenechi. I'm just saying what I see from some lurking on the Matsuri threads. If I want to gosling roommates, I rather choose Rushia or Towa anyway.

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>>7725093
I keep seeing the term unicorn being thrown around for a while and now I’m too afraid to ask

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>>7725501
I care, SHE SHOULDNT TALK TO MEN

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>>7725093
Wrong thread, idiot.

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>>7725655
I THINK YOU SHOULDN'T TALK TO WOMEN. BITCH

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>>7725632
>I'm just saying what I see from some lurking on the Matsuri threads
You don't even watch her, why did you start assuming shit? At least try not to embarrass yourself

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>>7725601
>does she think her fanbase is retarded
they watch her so the answer is obvious

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>>7725601
>Does she think her fanbase is retarded
Yes. Many of them unironically believe stalker bullshit.

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>>7725636
Just assume for the worst if unicorn is being used in this context instead of referring to the actual myth itself.

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>>7725632
>Towa
Yeah... About that...

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>>7725267
>>7725526
Those threads contain premium rrats. Even jannies recognize the horror if those escape. You missed the party anon.

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>>7725673
I do watch her sometimes though? That's why I lurk Matsuri threads. They are a cool bunch there.

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>>7725093
>Riamu
bandwagoner

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>>7725093
>no apology
>just ranted on twitter
>no fucks given
her manager really gives no fucks.

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>>7725267
Do most idol fan bases get pissed about dumb shit like that? Are they so completely retarded that they don't think a chick with millions in cold hard cash is not gonna find a total chad or two to take fat loads from??

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>>7725655
>posts towa
Yabe

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>>7725093
Did she change that yesterday or was it always that way?

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>oh that was just family
all she had to say

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>>7725782
About a handful of them yes.

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>>7725093
Festival's gf really is lucky

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>>7725823
To be fair, she only have a few seconds to think.

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>>7725636
Unicorns are associated with virgins. In this context, it's people that want their chuubas to be virgins. It's generally considered to be a derogatory term, because you'd have to be a moron to think unicorns, or sexless women, exist.

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>>7725636
>>7725692
"Unicorns are only calm in the presence of virgin women" the term exists because of the myth.

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>>7725782
Nigger, did you forget that Miko said that she wasn't going to collab with MALES, because she was an idol? And that's just talking with a guy on stream and even that is no good for idolfags.

Well, the issue here is not even the bf, it's that Matsuri lied.

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>>7725267
because fubuki and matsuri fans aren't faggots who have males live rent free in their heads

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>>7725892
Naruhodo ne~
I just thought of the very basic thing that they are a special kind of creature. But that explanation makes more sense now.

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>>7725655
>posts women who talks to men all the time

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>>7725761
Manager has no obligation to care as it didn't happen while she was Matsuri.

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>>7725093
Who cares if she's gotten creampied or whatever. Sex is normal and natural, people who care about virginity are stupid fucks.

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>>7725903
Miko is a goofball baby and is probably just fucking around. Miko is a comedian.

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>>7725973
Fuck off newfag.

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>>7725903
>it's that Matsuri lied.
This

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>>7725873
And she went with a ghost.

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>>7725501
>implying she won’t drive the guy away with her menhera before she gets laid

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>>7726008
Guess Matsurifags are just going to have to tell themselves the character isn't her VA lmao.

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>>7725903
>it's that Matsuri lied.
Yeah, that is the real issue. She preyed on lonely, unloved people by pretending to be one too.

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>>7725903
I know that you are all schizos, but think clearly
>be menhera virgin
>finally find boyfriend
>he is in the house
>don't say that he can't visit you while you are streaming through roommate account
>don't have excuse prepared beforehand in that situation
>go full panic, be affraid of looking at the door like there is actual burglar
This doesn't make any sense

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>>7726086
So what? You think a guy got inside her house, and decided to give up because her room was closed? Also, didn't rob anything?

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>>7726069
Kek it would be top tier cope

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>>7725632
>Nenechi
anon i don't want to tell you but...
Nene is the same as Ayame, she doesn't stream on key days like golden week, i'm sorry but all Nene faggots are already cucked...
>>7725093
Matsuri is incapable of not stir shit for more than a month

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>>7726127
If you were the burglar, what would you rob in that situation?

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>>7726008
>>7726080
To me it's not even that she lied, it's that she lied in such an insane way. I'm almost being gaslit into whipping back around to believing it because it's such an insane lie to add all the unnecessary detail in her tweets later (police, changing locks, etc.) how could it not be a "truth is stranger than fiction" kind of moment?

So this is the power of menhera...

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>>7726159
Or maybe anon, just maybe, she didn't lie?

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I know /vt/ is schizos, but, holy fuck, try to just enjoy chuubas as entertainers.

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>>7725820
It's from a date she had with a girl a few weeks ago
https://twitter.com/masimasi0/status/1422179783799033856

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>>7726161
Choco talks about being with guts and few care. Rushia has been around the block and no one seems bothered by it.

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>>7726153
Nenechi is my oshi and daughteru.

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>>7726156
I would rob her pussy

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>>7725275
Roberu is too good for this slut

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>>7726156
Anything? The only room he couldn't get in was her room.

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>thread still up
adding matuli to the list of chuubas mods don't give a fuck about

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OH NO NO NO UNIKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
https://twitter.com/wooperfuri/status/1334017308809981953?s=20

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>>7726159
Why she didn't go with the family member excuse, I'll never understand.

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>>7726191
>Rushia has been around the block and no one seems bothered by it.
She fucked her brother and broke her family and no one cares, in fact.

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>>7726217
You're thinking of Noel.

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>>7726194
And exposing your face online?

>>7726196
Like what? Kitchen ware?

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>>7726127
It could just be a neighbor mistaking the door number and she’s menhera enough to believe it’s a stalker. It could be a boyfriend too but matsuri being crazy enough to trick herself into thinking she has a stalker is hilarious

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>>7726214
she says she lives alone

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>>7726127
Actually yes?
What would you do? Struggle with screaming girl, risking neighbours calling police and going to jail? Just for couple hundred dollars?

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>>7726227
I can't stop thinking of Noel's massive rack if that's what you mean.

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>>7726212
Please delete this post.

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>>7726192
>Nenechi is my daughteru
Somebody else is fucking your retarded adopted daughter, thats the worst kind of cuck, not even Lunaitos...

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>>7726233
Family members can visit each other.

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>>7726161
Or rather, nobody cares about her because she's married?

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while we're on the topic does anyone has the webm/streamable of Kiara accidentally streaming using her webcam?

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>>7725601
>Does she think her fanbase is retarded
People believed the stalker story.

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>>7726161
This is a strange post to blast in this particular thread.

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>>7726270
She always says that whenever her family is coming and will do a stream together. That would be an obvious lie.

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>>7726230
>And exposing your face online?
Why would you rob a place without a mask?

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>>7726230
>And exposing your face online?
How the fuck would he even know that she was streaming? She was talking out loud, but that could be literally anything, discord call, online classes, talking with her friends on the phone. The guy got inside her house, was right next to her room, and there was only one girl inside the house, and he didn't get in, didn't rob her? Come on.

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>>7726179
Well that was kind of my point, it means the truth is not as obvious as some anons want to point out. This is an interesting situation because it means 1 of 2 crazy things happened, she almost got robbed/attacked on stream or she's beyond meme-tier menhera and actually batshit, especially so if she actually filed a false police report. To me it seems more likely she's just that crazy since I'm sure the chance of a given VTuber having borderline personality disorder has to be at least 10x that of the general population, but I feel it's more of a 60-40 kind of thing at this point.

>>7726214
I would imagine she was panicking in the moment, but then it comes back to, after lying without any time to think, why take the time to concoct all that on twitter once you've ended the stream and had time to calm down? Again, it's either all real or she's more batshit than people gave her credit for.

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>>7726217
B-based and incestpilled if true.

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>>7726231
The only person she is tricking him are the blind cucks that still watch her.

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>>7726317
Or she didn't file a report and just said she did. Not like she brought receipts.

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>>7725168
You know that it was just a stalker, right? Or another holomen, or a relative. The fact is that it is jimpossible that it was a boyfriend necause Matsuri doesn't and would never have a boyfriend.

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>>7726305
Then it was a planned robbery. I'm no expert but most of the recorded intruder case that I saw on YouTube was a random criminal act that is done on a whim.

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>>7725267
>all but confirmed to have a boyfriend
You've convinced yourself of this with pitiful evidence.

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damn that shit sucks man

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>>7726317
Let's be real, all these girls are liars, they lie about their relationship and a lot more. Lying about going to the police and changing the lock is not that big of a deal.

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>>7726314
She's talking to a camera with a mic. No matter

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>>7726334
Thanks for the (You) but I’ve never watched her in the first place and I’m still sticking to my menhera rrat

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>>7726398
The door was closed, how could he know that she had a camera, nigger?

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>>7725351
>someone who is that sex obsessed and not ugly would have one
Why? There's no reason for anyone to have a boyfriend. That doesn't even make sense.

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>>7726314
She was talking to a camera with a mic. It would be very obvious.

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>>7726414
Do you miss the part where the guy peeked into the room?

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why do retards actually think that they don't have boyfriends? all they need to leave their house once and a thousand dudes will fall on their feet.
accept it, all vtubers have boyfriends. girls in general barely need to put any effort to be liked

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>>7726233
>"Oh that's just my brother, he's visiting me this past week"
Problem solved, and she didn't have to make up the whole intruder situation shit

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>>7726421
I have a boyfriend because I'm gay

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>>7725093
Who took the photo?

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>>7726448
I can't believe women can't actually be lonely otakus. Life is so unfair, bros.

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>>7726180
How about you just fuck off and don't try to dictate terms to fandoms you don't belong in, faggot?

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>>7726385
Also to add on to this, I remember a post from the archived thread mentioning about the timeframe between her closing her stream, calling the police and tweeting about herself reporting to the police didn't add up since it all happened within a few minutes.

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>>7726217
Is this a rrat or is this true? If it's true then that's based.

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Who are the worst posters in these threads? I nominate unironic cuck posters with their cuck fantasies >>7726448

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>>7726422
>>7726398
Most people own cameras, the mic is a little odd, but it's not like he would know that she was streaming at first glance, especially if he was really a "stranger".