/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Otsuaggie Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on trading of coins that represent the members of hololive.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this.).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/#/status

Divvies of last week as .png in case server fucks you over: https://byte.wtf/selif/99w0b5so.jpg (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (Edge) (64 hours Morty)
F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated weekly on Mondays):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
Haaton's secret CheatSheet for wallet analysis (make a copy in your drive, add own username and user-id): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1An6CLbiQxBa-YHKSHitk2U3-9SBc-XE0d7ZCTeWp08k/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>7691242

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WAH IS DEAD

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happy birthday haachama

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Sell Shion onegai

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>>7705373

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My liquid went up from 20% to 30% in a day...
Today is not a good day to splurge.

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>>7704911
"the discord haatons are fucking cheating"

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>>7705523
As already said put it on the thread on floor

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did devs changed the rates? did 10x 10k and can't even drop a complete 10 cash, jesas honk stop getting my liquid

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also script/sheet boys, is it possible to see how much you spent on this gacha? just wanna see how much i fucked myself over this and still not getting my items

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>>7705891
Devchama said on the aggie they have plans to add a roll counter soon-ish

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>>7705826
>did 10x 10k
Anon your gambling addiction...

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>>7706048
every single gains for every adjustment shall be funneled to my gacha addiction, i am officially fucked

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>>7706098
Me too anon, I managed to go red because of all my gacha rolls

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>>7705222
>>7705106
Done
Nene needs to stop stifling her laughter

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>>7706253

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Reminder to vote in the Poal for the Player's Choice for today's G.U.R.A. Report: http://poal.me/enhumc

Towa, Hololive, and Rushia are excluded from the list.

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I don't care about Fubuki but I don't want teafags to win...

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>>7706484
Don't make me pull my other 10 ip's

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>>7706253
It's beautiful.

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>>7706253
holy shit

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Buy and hold Maririn

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>>7707318
IM GONNA HOLD AND BUY EVERY DIPS

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Sell towels, bye Towa !

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>>7707340
>>7707318
flaunt'em mateys

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Now that the dust has settled, how do you rate the gacha update?

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using my incredibly basic nasfaq knowledge as im a newfag to it.

i reckon botan is gonna be a pretty investment

same with aqua

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>>7708754
NIgga what?

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>>7708717
big potential. liquid economy can move now

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>>7708717
I'VE SPENT 3 MILLION AND I STILL DON'T HAVE MY JEB

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>>7708858
just pull better what are you doing

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>>7708717
rolled x10 only got 4 kek

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>>7708717
I hate it and I'm financially ruined, it's working well

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>>7708858
Jeb took me 4m. I very much regret it.

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Network for the last 5h 27min since adjustment, including top 500 with volume above 34.
Here is a pdf containing networks for the top 30. (still wip)
https://litter.catbox.moe/uu6m33.pdf

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>>7708717
no rushia/10

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>>7708985
Is the net worth delta also since adjustment?

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>>7709098
Not networth delta, liquid delta. Yes since adjustment, including all transactions.

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>>7708717
Missing too many chuubas. Should've had at least one for every chuuba there's a coin for.

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That abayo is accepted r-right?

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brilliant babayo

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>>7709285
Less clothing onegai

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>>7708774
now im pretty retarded and very new to this. but as far as i understand basically big events coming up means people buy a specific vtuber making her worth more. Botan is coming up on 1 million subscribers and will most likely have some form of big event when it happens so botan = good money

atleast i think thats how it works. please correct me if im wrong

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>>7709660
Botan doesn't sing which is concerning for me. Birthdays and anniversaries bring in big numbers because of concerts, not sentiment.

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>>7709886
Botan will murder a family of four live on stream with her armory collection. It will be the greatest Hololive stream to this date and possibly the rest of time.

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>>7708717
my oshi's items aren't in the pool. pointless

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I really need to come up with a better system, I feel like I change my trades and check youtube, holo schedule and socialblade 10 times a day, it's not at all efficient.

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>>7709660
300k you are wrong, let's see each other at the floor

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>>7710276
he probably doesn't have 300k you clown

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>>7710318
Doesn't it take like 2 days to reach 300k? I don't care come out and bet pussy

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>richfags bullying new players that don't understand how the game works
I love and hate this

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>from /vt/ to this /ck/ cooking
Holy shit

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>>7710365
i have exactly 300k. i will take your bet botan gonna give me fucking GAINS

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>>7710762
I like your spirit anon, May the shrine maiden bless you.

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>>7710762
Ogey, so let's make the bet clear if she goes up more than 18% the adjustment after her 1m stream I lose and have to superchat 300k to your oshi. If she doesn't go up more than 18% you lose and have to send 300k to my oshi. All clear? see you at the floor

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>>7710793
thankyou anon. i pray for victory

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>>7710889
I'm in.

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>>7710960
Waiting your post on floor man

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s FuckAliceSenseless a Nasfaggot?

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>>7711177
no, it's a 4cc meme

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>>7710889
>gambling on a random schedule that is out of your control
you guys really are degens

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>>7711211
Nothing is still up because he didn't confirm the bet on the floor

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>>7705300
Oh fuck Pippa put a reference to NASFAQ in an official company clip comp.
What does this mean for the stocks?

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>>7711431
my bad. confirming now

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>>7711549
Is this you?
Waht the fuck are you trying to do fag?

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>>7711481
what clip compilation?

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>>7711812
Sounds like he's true to his name

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>>7711481
Bitch breaking containment. Fucking christ, at least they are not big so even if we get a wave of newfags It's just gonna be another tuesday

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Should i be selling Aqua?

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>>7711481
I don't get it

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>>7711481
Is Pippa the alleged femanon vtuber from here?

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>>7712106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmknTbhPRYY
3:18 at the bottom, containement breaching at it's finest

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>>7712102
Depends how many you have, I had nearly 200 so I'm selling some now.

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>>7712147
>>7712127
oh THAT Pippa, now I gotta watch them

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>>7712147
Are you sure you're not a schizo and it's a coincidence?

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>>7712147
We have filters anyways but we also have spoonfeeders. They'll most likely just make the rich richer

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>>7712190
from what I've seen, it's plausible that it's not a coincidence

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>>7711481
Nothing to worry

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I remember someone posting not too long ago to "go watch my wife" or something and it was a non-holo, was it a phase connect member?

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Time to add PhaCon coins?

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>>7712299
oh, no, found the post, it wasn't

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>>7711953
Just need someone that did their blender and pes reps here

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>>7712190
Eh, it could be either way. "FAQ" is originally a Hololive reference, but it's been adopted by the larger vtuber community as a whole, but the idea of turning "NASDAQ" into "NASFAQ" is unlikely.
If it's a containment breach, it's a really shitty one. Probably just a dogwhistle to try and get clicks from /vt/ with posts like "Pippa is secretly based?!?!" or "PIPPA IS HERE".

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>>7712463
>secretly based
She's pretty openly based

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>>7712441
>Just need someone that did their blender and pes reps here
Yeah, someone did his blender reps, righto?

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>>7712516
haha... I wish

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>>7712490
t. pippa
Fuck off

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>>7712490
Advertise somewhere else, Pippa. We don't take kindly to shills here.

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>>7712567
Do we add pippa here now?
PIPPA GIVE US YOUR MODEL FOR THE DIVEGRASS

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https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_league
someone teach me how to blender

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>>7712646
I barely know how to turn on my computer

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>>7712490
that clip was the most boring shit I have ever seen. Japanese girl reads Pi. ESL spouts language from 2010.

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>>7712646
ADD A CUBE

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>>7712646
Boxheads are maybe easy since you can just slap an image on a cube

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Our team is going to be nothing but utah teapots, isnt it

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aguabros I don't feel so good...

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MIKOBOAT IS PLAYING ON THE GACHA IT IS REAL

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>>7713058
>they bought aqua at 13k
kek

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>>7712888
consider yourself lucky if anyone gets that far

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>>7712888
I want api/deleteownaccount/ to be a red or glitchy box

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Seems like the Wednesday's bog will be harder than Tuesday's.
I'm thinking of going 50% liquid and buy everything on Wednesday until divvy night.

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>>7713287
>not spending all liquid on gacha
ngmi

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Just checked on my leaderboard position.
Keep it up with gacha guys, don't stop!

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>>7708717
Needs a $ROPE[sound=http://files.catbox.moe/notengodinero.ogg] item

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>>7708717
Rope is all I need

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>>7712147
This is the advertisement no one wants but everyone needs. I need them newfags to make my chests rich

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>>7713924
Don't worry anon your flat chest is pretty hot

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>>7713097
eh, not too many at 10.3k I'll make it out at least halfway

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>>7713972
Big Plans, quit trying to groom people

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>>7714112
I'll trade that gosling for this one I found recently somewhere

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>>7714112
Don't interfere joe

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>>7714112
I'm trying to learn how to use Blender, don't mention my name

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>>7714131
Thank you kindly, Not Joe.
>>7714155
I'm not Joe, I'm just a guy trying to protect potential grooming targets
>>7714170
Godspeed and thank you for your service

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>>7714234
happy to help if I can add to collections.

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for this week:
>There are 733,555 shares in circulation.
>This is a 21.32% increase from last week's volume.
>There are an average of 14,383 shares per coin.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 46):
>Aqua :: +120.7%
>Mio :: +74.1%
>Nabi :: +68.4%
>Aki :: +53.1%
>Melfissa & Nene :: +52.5%

Top 5 Volume Losses (of 5):
>Iofi :: -38.2%
>Kiara :: -33.3%
>Watame :: -12%
>Mel :: -9.4%
>Noel :: -0.7%

Only Noel had a sub-1% change in Volume this week.

Here's the R.I.S.E report for this week:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $56,768.68.
>This is a 10.17% increase from last week's estimate.
>Total Market Value is $5,234,191,885.84.
>This is a 34.95% increase from last week's Market Value.
>Average value per share is $7,135.38.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 40):
>Aqua :: +91.7%
>Watame :: +41.1%
>Aki :: +35.1%
>Coco :: +34.7%
>Mel :: +32.8%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 11):
>Haato :: -24.3%
>Shion :: -15.7%
>Hololive :: -13.5%
>Nabi :: -12.2%
>Kanata :: -10.5%

3 Coins (Rushia, Civia, Okayu) had a value change of less than 1%.

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The G.U.R.A. report for tonight will be up as soon as it's ready. This week's Player's Choice is Amelia. The other coins to be featured are Marine, Pekora, Hololive, and Towa.

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>>7713058
A subtick will be the only thing that'll save Aqua at this point

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>>7714419
>Aqua :: +120.7%
>Aqua :: +91.7%

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>>7714436
Overbought as fuck. I'd wager most of that is from the last 24 hours.

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>>7714419
>aki
a little late on that one aren't we, nass fuck gee

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>>7712147
what the absolute fuck is a Phase Connect and why should I care?

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>>7714419
>Top 5 Value Gains (of 40):
>Watame :: +41.1%
I'll have to ask how you accumulate weekly numbers on coin value. I've been buying her around 6k for almost two weeks now. Or is this about specific instances of spikes and dips?

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HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

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>>7714868
It's literally
>[ (This week's value) / (Last week's value) - 1 ] = % change
Watame's been on a fairly stable zig-zag pattern since mid July, but this week she happened to be on an upturn when the data was collected.

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>>7714419
>Today's Numbers Review is brought to you by Luknight-Os

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Why are people selling Haato? It’s her freaking birthday today. Am I missing something?

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>>7715116
neuron activation

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>>7715116
you'd be surprised how many people take the daytrader thing to heart.
Neuron activation is also kind of a meme, some people go with literally every flow just to buy back later to maximize that last inch of profit.

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>>7714131
>>7714234
neither of these are Joe
doctor, I am Pagliacci
thanks for the goslings frens

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>>7715316
you guys helped me build up mine in the first place, t'is a pleasure.

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>>7715189
>>7715284
Sorry but what is neuron activation? I know it’s a monkey meme but I don’t get how it correlates to the game. Trading stocks/gambling is not my field.

Does it mean that people make decisions based solely on the red and green changes of certain coins?

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>>7715316
It would appear I've misled myself
Happy to share

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>>7715458
t. newfag
Do your reps

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>>7715458
>See a bigger number than before
>Sell
That's all it is

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>>7715458
you'll see autotrader-like sell-patters on spikes of $100 dollars, and the same vice-versa with tiny dips. it's never some kind of squiggle or a crab anymore because some people leave it running, some squeeze that little something or whatever it is, but in any case people will go opposite from adjustment in most cases of graph. and for quite a long time as well.

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>>7715458
>Does it mean that people make decisions based solely on the red and green changes of certain coins?
yes
Big Plans, Rean, Haachama's Duck and Konnui's alt trade all coins 24/7 and are responsible for 90% of the trade volume

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>>7715517
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>>7715525
I see, thanks friends.

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>be poorfag like everyone else 4 months ago
>"I want a portfolio with all my favorite holos!"
>nasfaq does nasfaq things, buy coin sell coin things go their way
>"I'm missing that one coin really bad but she's kinda expensive now, I'll buy her later"
>ah not this week, this and that, I'll buy her later
>her divvies are kinda shit, I'll wait for a dip
>fast forward to the boggening and it's aftermath
>you remember the past
>"hey HER price right now is good enough for me"
>end up with fucking 700
what's her name, anon?

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>>7715555
consider your numbers checked and your trades henceforth blessed.

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>>7715116
She got more views on Sunday than she did from her birthday stream.

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>>7715674
>her birthday stream
It was a countdown birthday stream, not the actual main event.

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>>7715284
>Daytrader thing

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>>7715644
My oshicoin

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My net worth has been steadily falling for 4 hours. This isn't supposed to happen, you're meant to get into the green as the day goes on. I'm scared.

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>>7715745
Same. I hope you're doing better than me.

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>>7715745
Prepare for the bog anon, tomorrow we'll see some nice pink wojaks

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>>7715840
>1 Unique assets
diversify your bonds nigga

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>>7715865
Fuck that. I'm going all in on Haato.

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>>7715883
You're 3 weeks too late to be going all in on haato

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>>7715883
Cool!

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What if, now hear me out, tax the 1% and give it to the poor? That would help to mitigate the problem with the leaderboard.

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>>7716027
how about we tax everyone and the money gets deleted

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>>7716027
There aren't any problems with the leaderboard

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not this again...

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>>7716027
how about we delete all towa coins from the economy, that ought to fix our problems

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>>7715696
If this chart actually conveys the wall of text I was about to write, please let me know.

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>>7715745
had me check, back on track again.

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>>7716280
MA! IM IN THE GRAPH! MA GET THE CAMERA IM IN THE GRAPH!

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why hasn't poi updated yet? isn't it supposed to update at 19:00?

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>>7715390
aaah you have a duplicate in there reeeee delet this nephew
>>7715644
I used to have more Noel than Pekora. More Rushia than Pekora. Now there is only Pekora.
>>7716087
https://nasfaq.biz/gacha
>>7716280
kek

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>>7716027
What if we tax the 99% and give it to the rich? That would help to mitigate the problem with the leaderboard.

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>>7716027
/nasfaqg/ updated list of staples:
>I GOT IT, LETS TAX THE RICH
>weekly averages how do they work (outdated)
>her dividends will be any of these 20 wildly different numbers I know what you're doing and godspeed with it.
>LETS ADD
>- rrat generator (fell out of favor)
>- HATS
>- cosmetics (done)
>- cosmetics with BUFFS (rejected)
>- here's how the game works
>- here's how the game actually works
>- here's an effortpost trying to explain the metagame to shut both of you poorfags up
>- luv me oshi, simple as
>- vile shitposting
>- towa FUD
>- >he is unaware

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>>7716354
no

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>>7716453
then where do you guys get your numbers from? do you actually check every single youtube channel?

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>>7716396
got it deleted, thanks bro. I thought it was different .gifs
I am three of these posts.

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>>7716493
we get them from poi when they finish updating in 2 hours...

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>>7716493
you don't? the guy above you on the leaderboard probably does.

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>>7716439
mpp doesn't matter

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>>7716354
It updates when youtube decides to update

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>>7716553
how did I forget that fucking classic.

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>>7716354
it has these are the final numbers for the day

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>>7716345
if that's you Jester, you are a fucking Case Study. I raise my glass.

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Get on my level

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>>7716651
I call it "the messy manualfag"
I watch tom scott to practice english listening no judging pls

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>>7716697
>tom scott
kek get a load of this nerd

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>>7716736
:(

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>>7716697
Tom Scott is based AF

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>buy what everyone is buying
>sell what everyone is selling
I did it guys I cracked the secret of nasfaq

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whos the retard buying shion?

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>>7702635
I deleted my account before going to sleep, i'm not sure if i'm coming back. Gacha kinda ruined it for me, falling from the top to the very bottom was a bit much for me.
I don't think i can send that many dickpics.
>>7703374 isn't my account.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. Bye /nasfaqg/.

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>>7717115
>Gacha kinda ruined it for me
don't blame gacha for your own crippling addiction. the only one to blame is yourself.

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>>7717037

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>>7717115
It was a pleasure playing with you, anon. I still don't know who you are/were, but I hope the game at least gave you some good memories.

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>>7717115
>Has no self control
>Blames completley optional cosmetic item gacha for his complete lack of self-control at rolling RNG mechanics
Unironically get some fucking help, anon. The fact that you destroyed yourself in a game just to roll a few more times and then quit the game over it in a fit of gambler's remorse is a giant fucking red flag.
I don't just mean "talk to a friend". Call a gambling addiction hotline, get a therapist, go to a support group, something. You are mentally ill and not in the "haha take your meds" way.

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>>7716505
>spoiler text
Damn it, so close too.
>>7716697
>>7716757
Based
>>7717115
abayo nigga

market report in a seoncd. sleep deprivation hit me different than I'd expect.

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>>7716439
>cosmetics with buffs
>rejected
>he doesn't know

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>>7716280
I cannot read this graph

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Now if only my rivals could gacha their accounts into the garbage and commit sudoku...

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There are two deleted accounts I can find:
db4ad56a-b3a9-408c-b182-28631748b68c
Solar Flare, $6942617.61 networth a few weeks ago
065172ee-4853-4bfc-a782-ec1d76acc317
brainletchama, $40272.52 networth a few weeks ago
So it's probable Solar Flare

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>>7717449
I dunno, brainlet also seems to fit the bill

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>>7714933
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Monday, August 9th.
Please reply with any art you'd like to see included if we ever make another "canvas" OP.

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>>7717449
if anyone is wondering, it takes about 24m to get 634 items

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>>7717522
you did not get 634 items with even 15m of liquid.

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>>7717494

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>>7716697
>I watch tom scott to practice english listening no judging pls
I have no idea who he is but an idea might be to watch educational videos? Documentaries even, that way you practise your skill while also learning things

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Interestingly, there's a "gachaboard" now

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>>7717115
I hope you take that steps to help solve your problems. Only you can help yourself get help to solve your crippling addiction.

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>>7717613
i guess it doesn't count what we spent yesterday does it?

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>>7717613
It's on the leaderboards page if you refresh. Sad that it's only added in now and not before when everyone went mad rolling

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>>7717680
No I think it's just not in use yet, but it's there in the code

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Of course the Fubuki oshicoiner is the gacha addict

[Anonymous No.]

>>7717697
>>7717680
>>7717695
oh, nevermind, >isreal

[Anonymous No.]

>>7717717
Go Ame, Go!

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>>7717606
NTA but Tom Scott's videos loosely fit that description, definitely learned a few random things from watching him. Not a bad choice at all for someone looking for an interesting way to practice listening to eigo.
Personal recommendation would be for some stand-up, if you want some 草 and some varied accents: black pepo, Southern US, various English accents, Irish accent, FOB Indian accent; if you can think of an accent, some comic's probably got it
>>7717717
it's a shame it wasn't implemented in time to record addictanon's adventure

[Anonymous No.]

>>7717764
>English accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck

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>>7717405
i swear if it's another one of these "baiting mikofag into effortposting at 3am" posts, then again the graph might just be shit
qrd on my theory:
- poorfags usually daytrade, better returns in a day than divvies from what they can buy once
- the richer you get the less % you can feasibly make daytrading, so building up divvies stacks becomes not only feasible but the norm (Jester is the one case study here, his playstyle is fascinating and he's solidly in the top 50-60)
- Then when you get filthy rich and have too many divvies to buy only very good deals, you begin to take fucking everything and roll with it. 51 coins means 51 possible autotrades (civia...) you can do simultaneously
- On the very top we get into zalgotext territory of shit I won't even attempt to explain or comprehend. clearvoyance over holo movements and the activity tab, advanced spreadsheets checking the parameters you need for your daily decisions, in some cases that spreadsheet trades FOR you
- and yes if you take this to the very maximum, trying to predict divvies and the fucking algo itself, determining the exact second you should start autotrading for the perfect ROI, turning every penny, watching the market on 7 monitors with 3 different bots doing calcs for you in tuned intervals. Not even cypher is this autistic as he does spend money on the gatcha and even showed up for the aggie this week which just means (you) can potentially go even further beyond
- of course there's always s̷͉̥̮̊u̸͉̖͑r̸̢͎̦̍̀͛͒v̴̗̬̐͑̈́̔̈́e̸̳͊y̷̯͈̩͇̔́͝͝i̶͙͉̓n̶͓̤͇̔͠ģ̵͎̔ ̶̤̩̋̊͂ͅͅu̴̢̠͋̂̋̕͠s̵̝̤̬̟̔ͅe̴̱͔͖̝̝̊̑r̵̛̛̳̜̊͜ ̴̢̬̜̖̏l̷̻̙̺̉̃ô̶̗̞̓c̵̢̦͑̐ȧ̸̯̺̘͌̔͘͘ṭ̷̭̭̉̌̈́̏͠ȋ̷͖̠͚͙̙̂͑̓ö̸͎́̐̓̔n̴̺̝̺̈́̎͝s̴̛͉͍̦͂̈́̍ ̵͈̺͕̬ͅt̵͓̤͒̾ŏ̸̹̺͇͕̊͂̒͘ ̷̛̼̳̤͇͂͋ḥ̸̫͂ã̸̦̇͌͒c̶͔̭͇̮̿̍͒̆̀k̵̨͎͚̾́̇ ̴̡̀i̸̪͇̜̳͌n̷̳̟͗̓t̸̟͔̏͋ǫ̴̛̭̐̔͆ ̶̯͎̰͊̀͊̔̒t̵̫̤͙͗͜ͅh̷͖̜͒e̶̼͘ỉ̴͈̰̼̼̺̈̑̌̋ŗ̶̟̖͂̈́̃ ̵̝̀ṕ̵̢̖̹̦͙̉̓̕ö̷̻̙̪͉͓́͒̌w̵̟͑e̴̘̓̓͛̈́͂r̴̠̮̹̻̊̀̑̕ ̵̖̍͌́̈́͑s̸̥̎̿̍̑̕ừ̶̭̩͝p̷̧͔̫̭̤̆̂̈́ṕ̸̪̠̼̋͗͜͝l̵͔̞͈̩̾ỷ̵̬̺͊̀ͅ ̸̨̥̓s̶͚̿̍̕e̸̱̔͠͝r̸̤̩̮̆̀̇̊̽ṿ̴̱̤͂i̵̡̥̯̥̍͛̾̓ĉ̵̤̗́͘ȩ̵̢̣̍͋̆̔s̶̩͓̦͎̓̇̇̏̕ͅ ̷̜̳͐́͐̃̊a̶͙͔̍̀͒̊͝n̸̛̜͒̑d̶̖̱̍̋͂͝ͅ.̸̠͓͉̍̿͊̌͝.̷̢̝͖̩̱.̷̨̣̬̳̃

tl;dr: specific very good trades vs. as many profitable trades as you can spot and act on, roughly defined by number of transactions / time spent transacting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7717494
remind me in the mornings, I won't open flashbangshop at 2:55am

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>>7717835
is this the fabled Austrian Autism?

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>>7717879
open it faggot I dare you

[Anonymous No.]

>>7705300
What happened to drawing azki, mogu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7717817
newfies are fucking animals I swear

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>>7717606
that's basically what he does, also he's a brit. If I learn english, it's gotta be brits. he also had the hacker mindset in the past and usually does his research, is transparent, and focusses on video quality a lot.

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>>7717913
ah lord jesus b'y how ya gettin on meson

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>>7717879
>flashbangshop
Doesn't Photoshop and the rest of Adobe CS have a slider to adjust the interface color? Could've sworn I've been looking at a nearly black interface for nearly a decade. An image in there shouldn't be any brighter than it is here on 4chinz. Unless of course you did something like make it open onto a full screen white canvas, in which case you should lay in that bed.

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>>7717879
Gomen.

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>>7717721
>time to show I care about the whole economy and delete some liquid
>only until the first item, shouldn't take that long I was lucky before
>50, 60...
>wait did the rate get lowered or something
>now I need to know
>100, 110
>throw in a single for shits and giggles
>get a dupe at 140
>then it hits me
>oshi is MIKO
>TSUNOMAKI janken
I will never again touch the gacha, it's a losing game for me.

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>>7717449
>>7717486
>a few weeks ago
It "happened" only a couple of hours ago.

>>7717522
>>7717579
RNG has both highs and lows. Took me 5M to get 40 items, took my friend 700k
He said he was above NenePro. So at least 45M, the numbers checks out.
BUT i'm going to say that it's BULLSHIT you don't just disappear from top 40
Someone would have noticed a guy named brainletchama or Solar flare in the leaderboard.
if someone like mogu or bread disappeared over night we would have noticed, their neighbours would have noticed.
you don't just "sell all your stocks" in 10 hours at that level of play! I'm way below nenepro and even I can't sell everything I have in a day.

Conclusion, the story is fake and gay. Why did you guys fall for this ? No one would stupid enough to spent all of their ingame money for the same 13 items and then nuke their account. (but on the other end, hoshiyomi are compulsive gamblers and dickpic senders and brainletchama was all of the above, so maybe, just maybe it's not completely fake.).

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>>7717956
nah it's just my f.lux being off for PS

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>>7718076
difference is that 634 items is a much larger sample size and has more samples for the rolls to regress to the mean, not that it isn't possible to get unlucky but it's very unlikely

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>>7718076
>a few weeks ago
That's because I'm comparing to the leaderboard copy I had from a few weeks ago (specificaly, from the /api/DeleteOwnAccount episode where, it turns out, no one deleted their accounts.)
These are the two accounts that existed then and don't exist now.

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>>7718076
I know there was a guy named Solar Flare. He was top 40 long ago but I think I overtook him somewhere in the 50s? He for sure wasn't in front of nenepro these days.

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>>7718128
Do we even know the exact drop rates ?

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>>7717835
>divviefags are now in meta
Most cursed timeline ahead. I wish I could turn back time to when they were shunned

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718157
mine was about 2% for items

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>>7718157
people in the aggie compiled a bunch rolls and everyone got around 2%

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718206
>>7718199
I also need the money bundle drop chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718224
20%ish

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718224
50%
you can see this as each pull costing $750 on average

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718157
>>7718206
50% for money 2% for items. Whether the rates for the items is equal or a different split of the 2% is something that would require a very large sample size.

[Anonymous No.]

poi hasn't updated
>ok but poi is kinda busted sometimes
none of the dozen or so channels I checked on SocialBlade have updated
>picrel

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>>7718404
that means we get a free dip tomorrow and double adjustment up on the following day.
You still have liquid dont you Anon?

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>>7718404
Are we getting a double day again? Very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718404
this has happened before
and everyone crashed and burned. its the return of the susaning, everyone liquidate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718437
More than my div payout actually. Haven't been buying enough shit since then.
>>7718446
>>7718447
My MPP is ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718404
It's not about POI, we need to know if it's JUST POI or is it suzan. and maybe ask ms.honk to delay adjustment if so

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718404
>>7718470
>Aqua is going to moon twice as hard
I'm so ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718490
>maybe delay adjustment
Welcome to Nasfaq newfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>potential incoming clearance sale on everything
>>7718490
>and maybe ask ms.honk to delay adjustment if so
Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718404
>>7718490
Youtube api hasn't updated yet which means nasfaq will get 0 if it doesn't update before adjustment

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718515
>>maybe delay adjustment
>Welcome to Nasfaq newfriend!

>HE DOESN'T KNOW

[Anonymous No.]

G.U.R.A. Report will be delayed until tomorrow due to some unavoidable difficulties on my end. It will use the data from tonight, I just don't have the time to put it all together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7717756
hey cool the only time ill ever be seen on any leaderboard

>Gayson

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>>7718515
>>7718528
>>7718531
I'm personally fine with Bogration 2:electric boogaloo, honestly. But maybe ms.honk would think perpetuate chaos isn't a balanced enough mechanic for an market simulator.

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>>7718632
choco a cute so you get a pass
>>7718667
>perpetuate chaos
>market simulator
Stock market crashes are a thing. The YouTube API being shit causing one is about as organic as you can get for this kind of "market".

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>>7718695
>Stock market crashes are a thing.
I would argue that it still an predictable thing for anyone competent. or entirely speculated to begin with. Not
>Wow tough luck man you forgot to look at poi before you gone to sleep and now all your money is gone at totally random reason, better luck next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718842
>now all your money is gone
Stay poor. You have no idea what a market crash actually represents in this game.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718346
>>7718257
I just did the math for 50% cash.
10,000 per 10 rolls, 5,000 completely lost (no cash, no item), 2,500 lost for the rest (500*5 = 2,500) = 7,500 per 10 rolls
45,000,000 / 7,500 = 6,000.
6,000 * 10 = 60,000 (because 10 rolls)
Rope is not a gacha drop so 634 - 1 = 633 items
You can simplify 2/100 into 1/50
The easiest way to know what the chances are to get this many items in that amount of rolls is by calculating the chances to not get this number of items in that amount of rolls.
60,000 * (49/50)^633 = 0.1675 = 16.75% chance to NOT get 633 items from 60,000 rolls (so a probability of 83.25% to get 633 items)
I didn't take into account the chances to get an item replacing a cash in my math because frankly this is too complicated for me and doesn't matter much in the grand scale of things (less 0.5%)
The distribution is a bit fucked but doesn't look impossible either. (633/13 = 48.6 of each items, the sample is way too small to be conclusive with my beginner level math)
What is weirder is that even with a script doing 10 rolls 3 time a second it would still take 34 minutes to get 60,000 rolls. Unless the script somehow did 10*10 rolls per seconds
>>7702586
>I lost all of my cash in 10 minutes
is a lie. even being generous and saying that he only had 20M in cash it would still be over 4 rolls per seconds.

Can someone here correct me if I'm wrong ?

[Anonymous No.]

At the current price, you can spend $1.7M/hour, $40.8/M/day buying all coins.
The bigger the stocks, the longer it takes to recover from the dip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7720013
if he really did 60,000 rolls and got 633 items, that'd be a rate close to 1%, which is a tad lower than what others have observed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7720352
Is it low enough to say it's statistically impossible ?

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>>7720482
I would say it is, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7720013
>The easiest way to know what the chances are to get this many items in that amount of rolls is by calculating the chances to not get this number of items in that amount of rolls.
60,000 * (49/50)^633 = 0.1675 = 16.75% chance to NOT get 633 items from 60,000 rolls (so a probability of 83.25% to get 633 items)
this part is incorrect, to find the odds that he rolls exactly 633 items from 60000 rolls you would put this through the binomial distribution, (60000, 633) 0.02^633*0.98^(60000-633). If you want to find the odds that he rolls 633 or less than you would have to calculate the odds of receiving 0 items to 633 items and add them all up and that would be your probability. Luckily we have calculators to do that for us like this one: https://stattrek.com/online-calculator/binomial.aspx.. Still it's pretty much impossible to roll 60,000 rolls and only get 633 items

[Anonymous No.]

>>7720852
Thanks meth anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Honk-chama? graphs doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7720998
>not a multiple of 8 ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>7720998
Graphs are fine here. Refresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>youtube API still dead
Hope you boys have liquid for adjustment!

[Anonymous No.]

>I can sell my Marines at 16k and buy them back real cheap in the morning
I'M STREAMING AHOY! FOR THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>7721049
my bad it will be fixed in an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you tried redeeming that free financial advice for yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7720852
>1334 rolls
>41 Items
>0.21%
Why yes, I am lucky, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

enough with this fuckery. see you guys on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7722335
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7722481
dont worry about it, its probably nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Did the market just close

[Anonymous No.]

>>7723111
yes, it happens every day at midnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>7723111

[Anonymous No.]

>rolled two 10 rolls and got no cash/items both times
what are the fucking odds

[Anonymous No.]

>>7723475
1.6%

[Anonymous No.]

>>7723566
thats a little off if its a 50% chance to get cash

[Anonymous No.]

>>7723475
~0.0000004215%
or 0.48^20

[Anonymous No.]

>>7723475
roughly 1 in a million

[Anonymous No.]

>>7723642
Isn't it 2/3 chance to get cash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7723391
I will now buy Luna

[Anonymous No.]

>>7723678
1 in 2372331, can i get a badge for this or somethin

[Anonymous No.]

yall niggas bad at nummbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>7723933
this is correct
>>7723657
spoiler is correct, percentage is not
should be 0.000042%

[Anonymous No.]

>>7717909
there wasn't enough space when I woke up on sunday gomen

[Anonymous No.]

gachaboard moved to gacha page

[Anonymous No.]

>>7724567
im glad the gachaboard came too late to unveil my shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>7724520
Unfortunate

[Anonymous No.]

Why is everyone selling everything and buying polka?!

[Anonymous No.]

There are still people unironically buying

[Anonymous No.]

>>7724778
art thou unaware?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7724824
burgers went to sleep with their traders on

[Anonymous No.]

>>7724778

[Anonymous No.]

>>7724970
you mean yuros right

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you for this cute drawing Yonjo. I hope its ok that i cropped it to post it alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7725402
Just so you know, anon, Aggie lets you download it as a psd so you can just localize the layers instead of cleaning the png for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7725500
Neat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7718842
we're 7 hours from that. that's 42 cycles. Easily enough to sell whatever you have and be ready for the dip, then buy back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7725402
>>7725500
>yonjoe
I'm glad you liked it even though it's a little messy. I accidentally merged all my layers before cleaning the edges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7725393
just rose and shone in time, chocoball. time to make some war funds for the absolute carnage all the other coins? I'll keep those nice and tidy where they are, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7715745
made me check

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I JWU and am once again begging people to sell Shion

[Anonymous No.]

so what's it gonna be, nas fuck jii? got good enough positions for a panic sale and a profit? Will you be holding to buy more because "divvies was just 4 days ago"? Or will (you) be the absolute fucking legend buying all these panic sale dips just to buy even more after susaning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726286
Go back to bed Angela Lee

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726288
>Will you be holding to buy more because "divvies was just 4 days ago"
this one

[Anonymous No.]

Post liquid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726293
Maybe later

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726320
according to the info ITT this'll last about 2 hours were we to buy EVERY coin. so time to sell some peaks.

[Anonymous No.]

THANK YOU CALLEE OH PEE FOR THE GREEN
Also >>7712956 >>7713089

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726320 hopefully going to be about 9-10 mill by the time im done selling some coins

[Anonymous No.]

>inb4 fucking subticks ruin this

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726485
Can subticks even save a 100% drop in views?

[Anonymous No.]

NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY CIVIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726537
depends on how many views 100% are, definitely not for all busycoins, some tiny sleepercoin I could see happen maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726602
enjoy your solo market, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>and then everything was oversold and just crabbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726667
I was selling everything anyway. The market going red as a whole would be a miracle for me right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726640

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726715
gotta commit to something, whatever it is. There's enough FUD to be thrown here in either direction.
>but honk made his own scraper! (sure)
>but we're independend from poi!
>boggening is no more everything will crab (worst timeline)
>subticks
>bad averages
etc.
As long as you didn't do any risky trades with bad MPP, selling looks like the play right now.
except if you were hoarding agua for 2 days now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726819
>entire history
kek'ed
>0 people had melfissa on autobuy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726855
melfissa....

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726855
I refuse to sell my DAGGER

[Anonymous No.]

why is everyone selling? Wouldn't it only revert to yesterday's values?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727069
No. That only happened because Marine got her channel outright banned, and the devs had to run direct interference to keep her from crashing. When Ayamy got banned she crashed HARD. She used to be worth more than triple what she's worth now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727169
justice for ayamy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727169
so the market will have no movement in today's adjustment? What's the point in selling then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727210
It's a good thing Ayamy and Pochi finally represent their levels of activity and viewership. There, I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727239
If you compare let's say 500k views yesterday, whatever consequence that had, to 0 (zero [NIL]) views today, which way do you think adjustment will go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727239
If susan doesn't update, everyone will have 0 daily views for today. That's 100% less than yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727339
is this the mori situation again but this time for every single coin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727239
No, it'll all go red because the system will assume that everyone got 0 in all stats because that's the info they got from Youtube. Unless Honk and the devchamas have finally baked in Anti-Susaning Technology, it's all gonna be pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727339
so are you saying that everything that adjusted up yesterday will go back to their sunday prices and everything that dipped yesterday will dip twice as hard today?

[Anonymous No.]

>inb4 honk's magical own scraper works
>overselling made the price go up more at adjustment

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727470
I was just about to post this wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727470
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727494
Posted it for you bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727458
That isn't at all what they're saying.
If Adjustments are based on comparing Today's Metrics with Yesterday's Metrics, and Today's Metrics say "You ain't got shit", and Yesterday's Metrics say "You had something", Nothing is always going to be less than Something, so this means EVERY coin will adjust down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727375
Ironically, Mori got views.

[Anonymous No.]

>Susan-Tuesday
>followed immediately by red wednesday
nature is healing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727549
where's all the music channel haters now

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727549
>he is unaware

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727549
do you think she'll be green tonight? She's going down as much as the rest of the market tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Buy Mori, Sell everything else. Do not believe any counterinformation about buying Mori. Heed my advice, protect your networth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727940
Nabi's going up

[Anonymous No.]

>Matuli made it to the news
She's balls deep with her lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727900
don't worry, I don't even care. I'll just buy that much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728027
sauce? no way

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728155
https://sn-jp.com/archives/48858

[Anonymous No.]

>>7727940
spoilers: those 600k views were already counted today, thats why she spiked so hard. mori is going down like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if this was the old adjustment time and no one had any time to sell off to prepare for the dip

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728186
>news
>it's japanese huffpost-style RRATs
holy shit they really are JUST like us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728186
>Even the headline is calling her out.
Sell. She's about to lose subs, even if it turns out being nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728308
we'd already be 3 threads worth of pink wojaks deep
>>7728438
sold all I had yesterday, I don't trade in menhera.

[Anonymous No.]

Chart comparing daily views. As always, zhonk scraper may pull something different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728482
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728482
NO VIEWS.
For those looking to make OC for the thread in advance, I highly suggest checking out the GETCHA MV, as the girls are already pink for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728482
PERFECT

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that today is Haachama's birthday. This is not a coincidence. This was planned.

BEWARE THE HAATON-5

BEWARE THE HAATON-5

BEWARE THE HAATON-5

BEWARE THE HAATON-5

[Anonymous No.]

I believe in honk to pull a magical scraper move

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728482
>Everything I'm holding was oversold by opportunists and will likely crab or barely move
>Everything I want to buy into is going to dive hard.
We're gonna make it, boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728482
uhh thanks anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7726184
ohhh sex

i got vanned

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728701
not you >>7726184

you >>7726199

[Anonymous No.]

IM RICH

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728701
Welcome back, confess your sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728790
too much sex on blue board

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuri... your like dislike ratio...

[Anonymous No.]

The numbers shocked me so hard I'm already taking the daily dump 5 hours in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728796
Understandable
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728482

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728217
Check again.

[Anonymous No.]

hey /nasfaqg/! It's time for your random Japanese reps!
Today we will look at this image and try and translate the red line together.
It says:
パーカーが脱げるようになった。
This roughly translates to "$5000 in divvies again this week, holy shit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7728585
>Haatons caused the auto-trader drama
>Haatons caused the /api/deleteownaccount drama
>Haatons falseflagged as a gambling addicted hoshiyomi
>Haaton caused the current Matsuri stalking drama
>Haatons caused the dupe drama
>Haatons started the DM dickpics joke
>Haatons somehow found a way to disconnect nasfaq from youtube api
>Haatons are shitting up the thread almost daily
There is just no way to stop them is there ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7729127
HOLY SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>7729133
>Haatons are responsible for the death of anime fansubs

[Anonymous No.]

DAAAIIZZZZZ