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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Buy Green Azki edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://vt.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o_YL35T93w

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>75493630

>> No.75794777
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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,060,922.37.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 24):
>AZKi :: $126,497.03 [328.51% over Avg]
>Kiara :: $117,799.14 [241.56% over Avg]
>Kronii :: $26,927.21 [37.16% over Avg]
>Ina'nis :: $18,186.24 [33.63% over Avg]
>Mel :: $13,408.88 [71.29% over Avg]
>Fubuki :: $13,010.15 [28.16% over Avg]
>Kovalskia :: $10,364.07 [10.29% over Avg]
>Kanaeru :: $6,937.52 [11.75% over Avg]
>Risu :: $6,831.69 [11.54% over Avg]
>Kanade :: $5,079.20 [9.59% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 73):
>Suisei :: -$122,149.83 [62.49% under Avg]
>Towa :: -$114,258.76 [50.78% under Avg]
>Amelia :: -$60,169.10 [12.21% under Avg]
>Marine :: -$51,689.64 [41.29% under Avg]
>Haato :: -$44,597.08 [6.91% under Avg]
>Aki :: -$42,182.70 [40.60% under Avg]
>Ayamy :: -$39,443.33 [5.25% under Avg]
>Flare :: -$37,741.63 [32.85% under Avg]
>Botan :: -$32,312.00 [2.28% over Avg]
>Fauna :: -$28,572.40 [13.17% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 47.99%
>Marine :: 26.06%
>Kanata :: 11.12%
>Calliope :: 9.91%
>Nene :: 9.52%
>Lui :: 8.83%
>Miko :: 8.50%
>Rikka :: 8.04%
>Pekora :: 7.92%
>Hololive :: 7.28%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$5,933.60
Average Upward Adjustment is $15,120.78
Average Downward Adjustment is -$12,855.59

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for AZKi, Civia, Nabi, Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and GUESSU.

>> No.75795549

>>75794777
thanks for the update!
lucky seven!

>> No.75796438

>>75794777
thanks for the review!

>> No.75796713
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filling in for the seiso market update is the not quite as rare anymore but still very special koyote review! zeroguess the moon edition!

with a microphone on her right hand and a map on her left she will zeroguess the moon! so high!
wawa too absolutely popping off! watame holotalk was great! watch it if you havent!
meru finally moving up a little! coco, vesper, sana still climbing!
suisei and marine so affordable! go all the way in! both are amazing, excellent vigorous rides that deliver endlessly!
hololive too at a great entry point! load up for holosummer!
nenechi so cheap too! she's hiding her power level!
okayu up, zzz up, pekora up but not as up as we thought off the hc minecraft thing but still up!
bae very up off new costume!
fuwamoco finally a bit more reasonable, might be a great chance to get in because mococos return should be absolutely insane! (gws!)

overall it looks like today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!

new corner! koyote TIL where koyote researchers answer koyote questions!
this ones from joshukun! age 6! watching from koyolabo! he asks what a music channel is!


on youtube, some channels have a music note to the right of the name! its not an oshi mark! it means that the channel is a music channel! for nasfaq purposes it means that those channels go through boom and burst periods regurlarly and give great dividends! marine, azki, suisei, are all music channels!

this concludes todays koyote review!
ttitbdtbk!
-koyolabo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWskZx7Lp2Q

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>>75796713
AHHH ALMOST FORGOT! EMERGENCY ADDENDUM!
its soda daisenpais birthday tomorrow! shes super cheap right now! 3d live tommorrow!
https://youtu.be/gL6HizKO-Gc

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>>75794777
AZKi DORAYAAAAAAAAAA!
Happy Pioneers Day!!!!
Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund has 0% fee TODAY!!!

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>>75797642

>> No.75798804

>>75796713
thanks for the special review!

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>> No.75800345

>>75796713
Wao!

>> No.75801646

koyo will be at soralive!
it will be live live!

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>> No.75803419

>>75801646
wao!

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recharge time watch the office!

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board is zooming today

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>>75810690
Kanata's swimsuit is so nice, it basically tickles all my aesthetic boxes

>> No.75812013

>>75811896
its adorable

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>>75812013
In fan art who include the feet, artists have often been just drawing the angle strap on its own (very cute by the way), but I also appreciate those who have thought about connecting it the sandals on the back like this

>> No.75813482

>>75812208
I really like her hairstyle

>> No.75814726

BUY TOWA

>> No.75815464

Ah shit i missed funds

>> No.75815562

>>75812208
d...dekanatas...

>> No.75815615

>>75815464
AHHHH YOU MISSED THE BEST DAY TO BUY KOYOLABO...!
(soz overslept busy lab times...)

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>> No.75817421

Ame....

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is anyone here actually playing Holoearth? What is it exactly?

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Sora is on buy alert right now!
The power of Seiso cannot be contained!!!!!

>> No.75818677

>>75818561
I've kinda peeked at it but I have no clue, I guess it's gonna be like a survival crafter? I don't like those games though, even if you put my oshi in it that's a hard sell...

>> No.75818783

>>75818677
>>75818561
its not really a game yet its uhm, they held i think 2 concerts on it last summer!

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Sakamata will show off her 3.0 later.
She also has an announcement to make. Birthday 3d stream?
BUY $ORCA

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>>75819018

>> No.75819126

>>75818561
I tried to use it when Ayame, Fubuki and Mio had a concert to watch it there, but I couldn't join a room lol so good old cytube it was!
Besides that, I've used it another time to gather wood/stone to make a house, but there wasn't anyone or anything else around so I quickly got bored

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>>75818677
>>75818783
>>75819126
>its just Ark Survival but probably more boring
that fucking SUCKS, and here I thought it will be like Tower of Fantasy because of the solarpunk motif

>> No.75820023

>>75819771
well it really is nothing just yet, we are waiting to see what it turns into!

hmmm im wondering how the hololive card gane is

>> No.75821244

>page 10 8n 20 mins
what melted today?

>> No.75821643

>>75821244
god only knows at this point

>> No.75822683

>>75821244
lazulight anniversary?
Sisters trying to find ways to deflect???

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>>75821244
My integrated GPU did, just as I got a new Ryzen 7 at that! The remaining one is trying it's best to hold on, but I'll have to get a new PC soon...

>> No.75824055

>>75823935
i know that feel...

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Good day to buy Lamy.

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All of Advent is in Japan right now. 3D soon, I can feel it in my bones.

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Goodnight anons!

>> No.75831917

>>75830397
gnmf

>> No.75833200

Oh, I thought we kwab'd kek

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>>75833200
NASFAQ would never kwab

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It was magical to have AZKi at the top when it's Pioneers Day.

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>>75834423
Pioneers love! AZKi love!

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>>75836414

>> No.75839135

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ApRlbKUnFw
Nene Minecraft!

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someone explain to me why I never see any of the ID girls dip

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>>75841297

>> No.75841918

>>75839135
Liv

>> No.75843174

>>75841297
IDs used to be the coin you'd recommend for newbies, because they used to adjust down frequently and spike decently often.
Nowadays I'd suggest males, though.

>> No.75844963

>>75826880
b..big...

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>> No.75845814

>>75834423
wao!

>> No.75845859

>>75843174
which ones?

>> No.75847163

>>75845859
None. Buying males is playing the long waiting game, and there are male coins where it literally hasn't paid off since their IPO. Shitcoins.
Repeat after me class: the music coin meta is brain dead.
1. Buy Marine, Suisei, Watame, Towa, Sora, AZKi when they are LOW
2. Sell when they triple in value
3. Oh, you didn't sell? Don't worry, as long as Friday isn't a local maximum for the coin and it brapped at least once this week, enjoy top tier dividends.

>> No.75849531

>>75847163
vesper though.

>> No.75851833

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aooERb45Eec

>> No.75853173

>>75851833
Wao!

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Ohayou!

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>> No.75860776

Up

>> No.75862273
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Daisenpai's new outfit is very cute

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WIth that jacket too!

>> No.75864273

>>75862273
that was 100% live konkoyo!

>> No.75865074

https://youtu.be/gL6HizKO-Gc

>> No.75865978

Ohhh I need to shit

>> No.75866288
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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,049,824.99.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 25):
>Ollie :: $129,169.44 [197.27% over Avg]
>Baelz :: $93,588.11 [211.75% over Avg]
>Gura :: $64,752.78 [4.02% under Avg]
>Ina'nis :: $19,268.09 [55.67% over Avg]
>Ayame :: $14,731.36 [41.51% over Avg]
>Kovalskia :: $11,986.11 [44.78% over Avg]
>Lamy :: $11,117.52 [14.53% over Avg]
>Raden :: $10,543.51 [48.55% over Avg]
>Ririka :: $6,090.15 [42.37% over Avg]
>Subaru :: $4,452.68 [25.16% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 72):
>Kiara :: -$152,764.84 [53.27% under Avg]
>AZKi :: -$138,094.28 [7.50% over Avg]
>Kronii :: -$35,143.18 [19.66% under Avg]
>Botan :: -$31,636.52 [38.04% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$27,767.48 [51.56% under Avg]
>Flare :: -$21,704.56 [64.71% under Avg]
>Kanade :: -$19,485.14 [31.61% under Avg]
>Hajime :: -$19,323.27 [25.87% under Avg]
>Noel :: -$18,122.69 [37.89% under Avg]
>Iroha :: -$16,858.76 [11.23% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 38.89%
>Marine :: 18.21%
>Kanata :: 14.33%
>Noel :: 8.10%
>Hololive :: 7.71%
>Calliope :: 7.55%
>Pekora :: 7.47%
>Miko :: 7.20%
>Lui :: 6.42%
>Nene :: 6.21%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$3,427.19
Average Upward Adjustment is $15,116.30
Average Downward Adjustment is -$9,865.91

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Baelz, Civia, Nabi, Ollie, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and Apex.....

>> No.75866952

>>75866288
thanks for the review!

>> No.75867080
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waooooo!
its time for the very rare very special koyote review zombshu edition!

ollie went as far decided! maybe even further!
wagahai still so high! koyo too!
meru still...
cheese holders big win too! bae to the moon!
ririka and raden still higher than usual, excellent day to pick up kanade in time for summer 3d!
marine, suisei, wawa, mori all bargain price! hololive too!
probably a good time to pick up fuwamoco too!
advent 3d should be really big!
sora also a really good pick up before her live bump comes!
kaela so high off the hardcore minecraft arc!
bijou too at a very nice discount!

overall, today too looks like the best day to buy koyolabo! and a lot of other things!
this concludes todays koyote review!

waooooooo!
-koyolabo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWnhi82aims

>> No.75867222

>>75866288
wao! thanks for the review!

>> No.75868233

Ogey Calibur bets archived.
The bets for this weekend will be going up today.

>> No.75868713

>>75867080
>>75866288
Thanks for the updates!

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Seiso Market Update will resume tomorrow!
Big thanks to Koyolabo for helping me out.

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>>75869386
waoooo!

>> No.75870108

>>75867080
thanks for the special review!

>> No.75871142

>>75869386
Pretty AZfeet!

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Keep buying $ORCA

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Bets are up for Ogey Calibur Day 3!
>Where's Match 3 & 5?
They will be posted live during the match day, as they rely on match results earlier in the day.

>> No.75873714

>>75873664
thanks for the bets!

>> No.75874945

>>75873664
thanks rigging man, very cool.

>> No.75876591

Looks like a good day to buy funds

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>> No.75882339

Maybe he is asleep again, reminder to buy funds then!

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last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo!

>> No.75886094

>>75884492
Just in time!

>> No.75887060

>>75886094
wao!

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Divegrass thoughts on a wednesday:

There was talk of removing >[Deleted] from the team - I think I understand the reasoning why, but have we considered just changing it from Ru-chan to Mel? I think /hfz/ is the only other team with a Mel player so it would be good representation.

There was also talk of adding something like "The House Always Wins" to memorialize our betting, maybe with a Choco model. I really like this idea and afaik Choco is not represented in the league at the moment.

It might also be neat to see a player memorializing the music coin meta - Marine model with "The Great Pirate Era" or "Music Coin Meta" or some such.

There was talk of adding Polka's hat to Gordon. I'll abstain from that conversation for bias reasons.

IIRC there was maybe talk of removing dev summoning? I don't have the history in the thread most folks have so I can't speak to it, but I've seen it used a few times as we get new players and they inevitably have trouble. I think it probably still has a place.

And lastly, the Mayonnaise player represents a zaibatsu that I'm not even sure is active anymore. I think there was some heat around discussions of making it koyolabo last time, but either way I think the player could maybe use an update, unless I'm totally mistaken and the zaibatsu is still controlling everything from the shadows.

I'd like to get other folks' thoughts and opinions and feelings too!

>> No.75888155

>>75887786
>There was talk of removing >[Deleted] from the team - I think I understand the reasoning why, but have we considered just changing it from Ru-chan to Mel? I think /hfz/ is the only other team with a Mel player so it would be good representation.
Was there? I mentioned, in passing, that maybe we shouldn't send her to OTHER BOARD EVENTS because she made a big fucking yab during Ogey Calibur. I got oneguy'd into that somehow meaning I wanted to see her off the team.
>There was also talk of adding something like "The House Always Wins" to memorialize our betting, maybe with a Choco model. I really like this idea and afaik Choco is not represented in the league at the moment.
Love this idea.
>It might also be neat to see a player memorializing the music coin meta - Marine model with "The Great Pirate Era" or "Music Coin Meta" or some such.
If this were to happen it ought to incorporate the original name: THE BRAP CYCLE.
>There was talk of adding Polka's hat to Gordon. I'll abstain from that conversation for bias reasons.
KEK, hello new Zain.
>IIRC there was maybe talk of removing dev summoning? I don't have the history in the thread most folks have so I can't speak to it, but I've seen it used a few times as we get new players and they inevitably have trouble. I think it probably still has a place.
Dev Summoning is probably the oldest, still posted ritual post here. It used to be AZKi but AZKiDev was kil...
>And lastly, the Mayonnaise player represents a zaibatsu that I'm not even sure is active anymore. I think there was some heat around discussions of making it koyolabo last time, but either way I think the player could maybe use an update, unless I'm totally mistaken and the zaibatsu is still controlling everything from the shadows.
Every single one of them fucked off. I wanted to see Koyori with >< eyes on the tower too.
>koyolabo
Strongly oppose, two whole ass Koyori teams, and the general aversion to turning posters directly into players.
>I'd like to get other folks' thoughts and opinions and feelings too!
I have given you my two cents, spend them wisely, stranger that could probably gather better POI than our actual manager...

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>>75888155
>[Deleted]
Oh, okay! Thank you for clarifying. I want her to stay on the team, personally, so I'm totally fine with this. Maybe we can ask the organizer if we can send in don't buy towa since >[Deleted] kwabbed so hard in Ogey.
>THE BRAP CYCLE
Sure, I don't have any hills I want to die on with the name, necessarily. There's good meme potential there.
>Mayonnaise
Maybe this could be the player that makes way for the music coin meta player or the house always wins, if the zaibatsu is totally gone - that might better represent the current thread culture.
>probably gather better POI than our actual manager
Don't... don't do this to me.

>> No.75888769

>>75888594
No prob Bob. >[Deleted] is a pretty core part of our team!
No gripes here whatsoever with yeeting Mayonnaise for "The House Always Wins" if it's not going to get a beeg fkn King Kong >< Koyori on top. I know her MMD can make the face, I checked!

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>>75888594
AZKi dev... I will continue your legacy in someway...

Anyways, I think we were wanting to maybe have the Choco "Housewinslol" be a gk last time?

>> No.75889016

>>75888971
If it's to replace armchair dev I am all for it.

>> No.75889077

>>75889016
I practically forgot Armchair Dev even existed without looking at the roster so yeah I could see that moving aside for the house wins. No complaints here.

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>>75887786
i love all these!
really like great pirate era!
>>75888155
koyolabo is not a poster, its a meme!
its a huge double standard that theres honk here and there and things about a lot of random stuff people did that clearly reference them, but somehow havinf a koyori is verboten.
it REALLY upsets me to be singled out and excluded like that, koyolabo singlehandedly has... done many many things for the bread i think and i don't get how it wronged you but... seriously im very upset and dissapointed.
and every time its not even koyolabo bringing it up
someone brings up something good about koyolabo and you just go NO.
i don't get it you have and want entire players around things and players and whatever THAT HAVENT BEEN AROUND FOR MORE THAN A YEAR

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>>75890584
i think we had a good run but its time to graduate koyolabo.
we will never be accepted and we clarely cant build anything here
apologies for any upsets we caused and thank you for the support that we did get
we had a lot of fun and good times and im happy we got the thread back from being almost completely dead but theres a clear double standard and we clearly are not welcome here

i will be dissolving things and deleting everything
thank you for everything and goodbye!
-koyolabo

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>>75890827
...Oh, that's a shame, I got back my motivation to dev for Nasfaq because of you... I'd like it if you stayed, personally

>> No.75890974

>>75890827
Wait no.
>>75888155
Dude what the fuck.

>> No.75891155

>>75890584
Koyolabo as a player gets my vote

>> No.75891230

>>75890584
Voting Koyolabo.
Please don't go.

>> No.75892556
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I have no idea what happened to my portfolio and I think I forgot my password and email

>> No.75892923
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>>75892556
Dev can maybe help you with that.

>> No.75893281

>>75892556
Do you remember your username? That or just try request password resets to any emails you think it could be attached to

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>>75887786
quick background
>[Deleted]
is not a chuuba, its this thread meme. just search for the md5

>> No.75893544

>>75890584
My word is not God's word, those were my two cents. It's not a double standard either, honk created the game.
>clearly reference them
This is the point you seem to be missing, and your reaction is why players on the pitch that are blunt, in your face, NAMED AFTER A POSTER are a bad idea. There are none of those on the team, honk notwithstanding, but honk only posts when SHTF these days.
I wanted Koyori to replace the zaibatsu player and you glossed over that. Make it cheekier than just calling a Koyori "koyolabo" and I have no problem with it.

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Look BOOBA!

>> No.75893972

>>75893421
Yeah, my original draft of that message had 'We can just make a Mel with a shotgun image if it's that important' but after the clarification I don't think anyone wants to see her go anyway so it's a moot point.

>>75890584
>>75888155
I think we can thread this needle here, and there's no need for anyone to leave or get upset - none of us are attacking each other. Personally I don't mind having Koyo representation on the team, she's one of those chuubas who just spreads like wildfire, like Mio. I wouldn't want to change Big Fat Dividends just because VTL is the Mio League after all.
>>75893544
Oh you beat me to it. I was going to suggest this exact thing - there's no problem with Koyori representation on the team, we just need to get creative. I don't think it's that big of a deal to call it something other than straight up Koyolabo, in the same way I'd shoot down a player named PSF or something. I think I'm clever as fuck but it'd be too specific.

Now, on that, I'm in favor of shifting the MAYONNAISE player to reference something more modern (the 'today, too' posting that multiple of us do, maybe) rather than a group who quit. But if it's going to be contentious and we're unable to come to a comrpomise, we can always just leave it. It's an okay player as is, and I still like the idea of upgrading it. Either way, let's not get upset with one another when we're talking about divegrass, divegrass is for fun and we're all buds here.

>> No.75894075

>>75893972
I have wanted King Kong Koyori on the zaibatsu tower for 2 leagues now...so that it can actually be MAYONNAISE...

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>>75890827
>>75890584
sorry for worrying everyone things have been sorted out and will continue as usual!

pic related (anymore!)
>>75893972
>>75893544
today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!

>> No.75894859

Sometimes I can still hear his voice...telling me that today, too, is a good day to buy koyolabo...

>> No.75894897
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>>75894859
Not just good. The best.

>> No.75896085 [SPOILER] 

>>75894685
Wao!

>> No.75896511
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>> No.75897139

>>75896511
You gonna finish that?

>> No.75898045
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We can probably axe zhonkbot? If nobody is extra attached to it. The Dalek for his model was peak "fuck, what do I even use for this?" and "ms. honk" is already there. Plus I think anyone that still called the autotrader "zhonkbot" is long since gone...
Could we replace the eternal crab with a brap cycle/music meta player? Pretty sure the crab replaced RED TOMORROW RED TODAY which was moricoin brapping but I might be wrong so don't quote me on that.

>> No.75898135

>>75898045
yeah
i like great pirate era or something that references marine, its kinda sad there's no marines other than womb in hag

>> No.75898801

>>75898135
well world building has a marine I believe.

>> No.75898852

>>75898045
Big fan of Marine music coin player, I like great pirate era but brap cycle is fine too. I think putting zhonkbot to rest is fine, as well as eternal crab. That can make room for music coin, pol's closed (maybe)

>> No.75898902

>>75898801
it does?
think i missed it, who?
i like their alteisen!

>> No.75899016

>>75898902
Oh its "the ocean's belong to Marine"

>> No.75899039

>>75898045
So we are adding "Today too is the best day to buy Koyolabo!" instead of Mayonnaise?

>> No.75899160

>>75899039
Well, thats one of the ideas for now.

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>>75899016
ah nice!
>>75899039
that would be very fitting!
>>75898852
great pirate era love!

>> No.75899309

>>75899201
Going all in!

>> No.75899602

/vtwbg/ uses the standard Marine model with an anchor wrapped around her.

I wonder if there is a different model that can be used for her?

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>>75899602
https://3d.nicovideo.jp/works/td75078

>> No.75900153

>>75900016
yo that dress is pretty.
I forgot about this one

>> No.75901091

>>75900016
Oh I love this one. I also really like her Misoji outfit from her birthday live.

>> No.75901281

>>75900016
very nice!

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THE GREAT PIRATE ERA IS UPON US

>> No.75901648

I was originally nagging caretaker-san to put Marine's hat on Big Fat Miodends since Maririn has the biggest fattest dividends but I won't say no to my oshi on the pitch for /myteam/
If it's music coin meta then we need to go ham. Put all the music hats on her. Suisei's beret. BIBI. Aqua's maid headdress. IRyS horns. Sorahairbow. Mori's scythe. Everything.

>> No.75901802

>>75901648
EVERYTHING?!
THIS IS MADNESS!

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Goodnight anons

>> No.75902394

>>75901648
Bibistack...

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>>75901802

>> No.75902533

>>75902382
night!
>>75901648
azki mic and map!

>> No.75902720

Tonight's dinner is cereal with a side of blueberries and strawberries.

>> No.75904816

>>75902720
I'm thinking marinated pork chops tonight. Maybe over a bed of rice.

>> No.75907207

>>75902720
>>75904816
Tasty! Tomorrow I'm making a casserole I'm really fond of, glorified chicken.

>> No.75907625

>>75902720
BOGO sandwiches at Popeyes. I will have four

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Tonight's streams:

>Kaela - Mining and crafting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X1ysah1HOc
>Beebs - Rolling a rock up a hill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvALWU7ZLV8
>Nerissa - Trying to organize some cats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqO5DGsLOmo
>Amelia - Sings with sovl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0BBDGbzje0
>Shiori - /become/s a bug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcD-Hm8kBso
>Aqua - Extreme block game action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROtF6AIdk_M
>Chama - EN0 is back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x41zTzrQPws
>Holochannel - Magical girls but with witches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHY0bh2q9HE
>IRyS - Songrys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6deno9haMqo

>> No.75908509

>>75908200
Thank you for the overview! Overlap hell hours!

>> No.75909896

>>75908509
time to mulitview

>> No.75910594

>>75908200
>shorts shorts shorts
Thanks for making my decision that much easier girls!!!

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>> No.75913004

>>75908200
asmr mic pioneer!

>> No.75913491

>>75912502
TOKO SEEEEEEX

>> No.75913606

>>75908200
Aqua and Chama are liv

>> No.75914044

>>75908200
Magical girls on holochannel

>> No.75915641

>>75908200
the holowitch thing is way cooler than i expected!
are they making an actual show?
AHHH THEY EVEN GOT MAKE UP SCENES!
hope it does well!

>> No.75915967

>>75908200
>Nene - Blocking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJYfcAXUkQg

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>> No.75918813

>>75918077
bet she blows so good...

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Ohayou!

>> No.75931153

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZW2sJycSlc
Aki's joining the Minecraft arc!

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I want to do hardcore with Azu!

>> No.75932793

>>75931406
Me on the right

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>> No.75937949

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.75938568
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75938568

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,206,845.36.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 40):
>Moona :: $143,780.43 [220.99% over Avg]
>IRyS :: $136,507.87 [249.06% over Avg]
>Marine :: $73,261.06 [132.61% over Avg]
>Okayu :: $56,297.45 [133.56% over Avg]
>Botan :: $50,614.91 [36.35% over Avg]
>Luna :: $44,316.18 [117.33% over Avg]
>Chloe :: $30,729.46 [18.59% over Avg]
>Melfissa :: $26,002.12 [87.23% over Avg]
>Koseki :: $20,110.82 [48.31% over Avg]
>Subaru :: $14,697.26 [2.24% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 57):
>Baelz :: -$108,227.16 [18.52% under Avg]
>Gura :: -$97,336.89 [40.81% under Avg]
>Ayame :: -$70,933.75 [54.07% under Avg]
>Ollie :: -$40,738.54 [110.50% over Avg]
>Miko :: -$32,474.23 [49.74% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$25,687.58 [64.03% under Avg]
>Aqua :: -$18,439.37 [41.05% under Avg]
>Roboco :: -$15,934.62 [21.29% under Avg]
>Zeta :: -$11,326.33 [19.19% under Avg]
>Ririka :: -$8,991.91 [19.23% over Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 27.34%
>Miko :: 13.56%
>Kanata :: 10.18%
>Noel :: 7.28%
>Aqua :: 7.21%
>Hololive :: 6.73%
>Pekora :: 6.50%
>Calliope :: 6.39%
>Marine :: 5.83%
>Lui :: 5.21%

Overall Average Adjustment is $2,278.59
Average Upward Adjustment is $17,715.58
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,554.38

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Luna, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and GREEN?!?!

>> No.75939275
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>>75938568
thanks for the review!
the great pirate era is upon us anew!
great everything era everything is mooning!

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>> No.75940193

seiso bros...

>> No.75940585

>>75938568
thanks for the review!
>>75939985
god i miss those times

>> No.75940746

>>75939985
meru...

>> No.75940769

Chama about to join the hardcore server! She usually screams and runs away when she sees a mob so this will be interesting, usually only does that for stream appearances though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK1KOB4446o

>> No.75942186
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>>75938568
We are so back! Music meta!!!
Seiso Market Update is here!

>Moona once again rises!
>IRyS is HIGHRyS! Expect a dip and buy back in.
>Marine - We brought her up yesterday and here she is! AHOY!
>Ogayu - Sell it, and then buy it when it goes back down.
>Botan - she usually hits this ceiling and bounces back down.
>Luna hits all time highs, expect a dip.
>LaPlus - is up, but can she hold out until her bday?
>Beebs is actually up for once? huh...
>Chloe - I will HODL, but you do you.
>Nerissa - I think I remember saying that this coin would be an interesting play. I still see it going higher.
>Raden - Had a nice burst! I don't think that she can hold out much longer...
>Kaela - See Raden.
>Ame i starting her downward trend...
>Anya - Sell.
>Subaru - she's about the spot where she hits and then falls.

BUY
>Gura - It's really high, yes. But, it will pick up if she ever decides to stream.
>Flare - This is probably the lowest I have seen her in a really long time.
>Miko - Wow, yeah, I dont know what the fuck happened here.
>Ayame - Don't expect her to stay this low for long.
>FWMC - Do you believe in the power of the BauBau? Yes, then buy.
>Zeta - Good coin to buy. It's been awhile since I have seen it really high. Thighs.

That was a lot to cover so I'm sure I missed something so pls let me know.
Prices will not stay this high, so get your profits while you still can. And Stay Seiso, my friends.

>> No.75942196

koyo died!
polka died!
nene too died!
pekora made koyo find 7 diamonds in a solo server it was fun!

>> No.75942212

>25 minutes to 10
Gee, I wonder what the fuck happened this time

>> No.75942464

>3 threads filled with ESL samefagging
Oh. Nothing happened.

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>>75942186
waooooo!
we are so seisoback!
wb!

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Dont forget to buy/sell funds today!

>> No.75943915

Hags playing minecraft is so fucking cute

>> No.75944248

>>75942186
thanks for the review!

>> No.75944425

>>75943477
first call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

>> No.75945589

suichan...

>> No.75946266

>>75945589
I missed what happened.

>> No.75947130

>>75946266
suichan died!

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>> No.75952223

>>75947130
https://twitter.com/cascas_hsym/status/1791150212695851481
ah thats how it happened

>> No.75953250

>>75950692
Kimoiww

>> No.75954169
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ELF CEO here.
Holy fuck the metric fuckton of Luna I've been holding onto finally paid off, and the small investments i put into IRyS the other day did as well.
In Elf news, I will be buying a lot of all 3 of the girls.

>> No.75954392

>>75954169
I expect IRyS to dip from here. It's a good coin to rinse and repeat since it's a music coin.

In Luna's case? Idk maybe it's from the minecraft streams???

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>> No.75955716

>sell mogu yesterday because she was sitting at 48 or something for a while
>111 now
The jews have swindled me again

>> No.75955785
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>>75955716
that is why I hold until she's over 100k

>> No.75956207
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Who is now the "she can't keep getting away with it" coin???

>> No.75957422
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jesas that price for Civia...

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>> No.75958838

last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

>> No.75958926

Excellent day to sell funds

>> No.75959053 [SPOILER] 
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>>75958926

>> No.75960475

>>75959053
AHHHH

>> No.75960802
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>>75956207
fucking all of them at this point

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>>75959053

>> No.75962783
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75962783

Orca's birthday is coming soon!

>> No.75962790
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>> No.75962794
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75962794

It's Thursday! What happens on Thursday, you say?

Why, my friend, I'm so glad you asked! Let me, Anon D. Zain (pictured here with my beautiful wife Omaru Polka), be your trustworthy guide to the majesty of Thursday!

Do you ever feel a malaise? Feel lethargic, humorless, drained of all energy and will to live? Do you ever go to the doctor and complain about this malaise, only for the doctor to recommend you go see a famous clown? Well, complain no longer: this time, Pagliacci comes to YOU! EVERY Thursday, the General of Guffaws, the Magnate of Mirth, the Queen of Comedy Omaru Polka puts out a short-form sketch show, Legend of Polka! You can also call it Polka no Densetsu, or PolDen for short.

You can find today's episode RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRnPhbPK5mM

But wait, I hear some in the audience cry out! I don't speak those gosh darned moon runes! Not to worry, friend, because the Duchess of Delight has seen your plight and remedied it: every episode, yes you heard me EVERY EPISODE of PolDen has ENGLISH SUBTITLES for your viewing pleasure!

"But surely such wonders must require monetary payment to view," I hear you quip distastefully. Don't interrupt me, pal! Every episode of PolDen is 100% Yagoo certified FREE, yes FREE, on the lord's very own You Tube Dot Com. Free, you might ask? How can that be possible? Well, here at Polka's Hologram Circus, we like to think we make the impossible possible.

And for the lazy among you, I've even got a special deal, today only: a playlist sorted IN RELEASE ORDER, which means you don't even have to click more than once or twice. You can find that playlist RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQQOdp1rukMK8MW_DgkMhds

Questions? Concerns? Cries of frustration?

>> No.75962874

>>75962794
Thursday love!

>> No.75962916

>>75962794
wao! that's a cute wife!

>> No.75964311
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>>75962916
The cutest!

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>>75962794

>> No.75966300
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>>75966290

>> No.75968047
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75968047

For todays meal, tuna pasta!

>> No.75968192

>>75968047
Wh... where's the tuna?

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>>75968192
you have to dig for it!

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>>75968394
Please...

>> No.75968824
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I'm preparing a new Polka News to update my loyal shareholders, but I'll give a little spoiler: we bought a fuckton of Fuwamoco. These girls are going all the way. Trust me.

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>> No.75970408

>>75968608
its in there somewhere, maybe I added too much milk

>> No.75972016
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75972016

Goodnight anons

>> No.75972534

>>75972016
GNMF!

>> No.75973665

>>75968824
wao!

>> No.75974610
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75974610

Stuff came up at work so I will be cutting it close for the next Seiso Market Update.

>> No.75974826

>>75974610
In the midst of the deepest "It's so seisover" I found there was, within me, an invincible "we're so AZback".

>> No.75975945
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https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/spring24/

Toby Fox chatted a bit about making a song with Kanata, and being inspired by her story.

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>>75975945
fucking based.

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75977443

Oyasumi!

>> No.75977945

>>75977443
GNFF

>> No.75978072

Pochimama Karaoke Stream!
Remember when I said she can be a sneaky play?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc6zpwltEAY

>> No.75980443

>>75978072
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.75980696
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based, pochimama with the bitratefucker9000 LED background
>Error, file too large
damn right it is...bad screenshot. get optimized

>> No.75982955

>>75977443
anon wake up, they hit the pentagon
doesn't matter what channel

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>> No.75985911

>pochi at 1200 viewers
reminder for the newhags that this won't count at adjustment tomorrow, but on saturday, so you can probably still buy in. you should've been buying a couple thousand a day as soon as she dipped below $30k, the mamacoin meta usually takes longer to pay off

>> No.75986567
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>> No.75986862
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>>75986567
I still can't believe she was hiding her power level behind a voice changer for so long

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sovl/10 would listen again

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JP Streams coming up.
A bunch of Hardcore Minecraft streams, but here are other events to check out:

>Okayu - Music cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5sqc4hKiDs
>Miko - Valkyrie Connect Collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNuCCgTJbuI
>Twappi - Outfit Reveal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dt9EY6OOLo
>Iofi and Zeta - Music cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ru8RXetvo

>> No.75988590

Noel x Flare playing minecraft

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Clocking out of my shift now.
See you later.

>> No.75993042

ohhhhhh I have to sleep

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>> No.75996671

>>75975945
Kanata's hearing loss story resonates with lots of people, huh. Sweet read, thanks for sharing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC3QCP3CSS4
Matsuri's thumbnails love
>>75990450
Good luck with work!

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I found some rhubarb at the shop, they have a funny shape. I didn't have any recipes using that much in mind though, so I didn't take any

>> No.76002273
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Ramen!

>> No.76003590
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New outfit, new twap tattoo

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Very cute

>> No.76005848

>>76003850
wao!

>> No.76007129
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76007129

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,048,443.92.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 19):
>Nene :: $58,743.63 [35.30% over Avg]
>Kaoru :: $30,849.38 [6.97% over Avg]
>Nerissa :: $25,282.49 [61.14% over Avg]
>Haato :: $24,593.10 [22.50% over Avg]
>Izuru :: $16,234.24 [43.22% over Avg]
>Lamy :: $10,195.23 [40.47% over Avg]
>Fauna :: $7,446.99 [13.16% over Avg]
>Roberu :: $6,930.84 [70.79% over Avg]
>Polka :: $6,299.29 [29.45% over Avg]
>Reine :: $5,726.71 [8.82% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 78):
>Moona :: -$174,671.17 [43.49% under Avg]
>IRyS :: -$167,112.04 [38.93% under Avg]
>Marine :: -$106,777.50 [62.12% under Avg]
>Watame :: -$38,233.07 [62.41% under Avg]
>Subaru :: -$30,769.97 [35.12% under Avg]
>Iroha :: -$25,470.53 [30.13% under Avg]
>Luna :: -$24,983.11 [47.17% over Avg]
>Melfissa :: -$24,046.50 [7.00% over Avg]
>Koyori :: -$21,731.69 [26.06% under Avg]
>Pekora :: -$19,995.98 [1.56% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 37.22%
>Suisei :: 22.18%
>Watame :: 13.36%
>Miko :: 9.67%
>Kanata :: 8.21%
>Rikka :: 8.20%
>Pekora :: 8.07%
>Towa :: 6.68%
>Hololive :: 6.21%
>Aqua :: 6.01%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$7,818.05
Average Upward Adjustment is $11,106.79
Average Downward Adjustment is -$12,427.95

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you have 89 cycles left.

>> No.76007657

>>76007129
thanks for the review!

>> No.76008937
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>>76007129
Aight lets do a quickie before it gets busy.

Seiso Market Update
NENENENENENENENENENENENENE edition.

>Nene
I keep preaching at the Church of Nene but did you listen?
>Kaoru
Yeah, I dont know.
>Nerissa
I said it was an interesting play yesterday and well.
>Amelia
For the love of Nene please recover!!!!

BUY
>Towa
Outfit reveal.
>Moona
I think she's the best ID to load up on.
>IRyS
Music Meta
>Marine
It's Marine.
>Ayame
You don't see her this far down very often. But, she's been on twitch...
>Pochi
I kept bugging you about this hag...
>Gura
She is on a downward trend. She'll stream soon believe?
>FWMC
Mogochan will be back soon? Maybe it can cause a spike on her return.
>Rurudo
Sneaky neaky play of the day. Towa's mama. Outfit reveal.
>Watame
At 15k?! Better load up nyo.

Sorry for the super simple SMU today. Work just caught me off guard this morning.
Tried my best to find you some hidden gems so lets hope I'm right on this one.
Stay Cute, Stay Fresh, and Stay Seiso. Divs later.

>> No.76009319

>>76008937
wao!

>> No.76009889

>>76007129
>>76008937
thanks for the reviews!

>> No.76010920
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76010920

all in in the twins!
such a steal!

>> No.76011502

>>76010208
We're up first.

>> No.76012697

>>76011502
wao!

>> No.76013671
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>> No.76013781

we won!

>> No.76014109
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>>76013781

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>> No.76018883

buying all the funds today

>> No.76020114

Up

>> No.76021588

kwab

>> No.76022491
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>>76015894

>> No.76022526
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>> No.76024709

we are up on ogey calibur

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>>76016811

>> No.76025846

Nearly forgot funds!!

>> No.76026165

Good day to buy most funds

>> No.76026828
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>Deleted I fucking love you!
I am so sorry I didn't trust you!!!!!

>> No.76028472
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>>76026828

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>> No.76029830

>>76026828
we are so deleback!
>>76025846
AHHHH today too was the best day to buy koyolabo!

>> No.76030874

>>76029830
today was... the worst day to buy koyolabo... koyolabo was LATE, koyolabo BETRAYED us. i'm a koyolabi anti now

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>>76030874
AHHHH

>> No.76031388

>>76029830
koyolabo overslept...

>> No.76032161

we only have 4 bumps left to last till divs...

>> No.76033278
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>>76032161
AHHHHHH

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>> No.76039017

>>76038437
MATING PRESS

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die

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>>76039342

>> No.76039831
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otsulabo!
happy divs!

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otsupol!

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>>76016811

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APOLOGIZE.

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>>76039999

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