/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>75623170

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I love my wife so much!!

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MY wife

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>all those gura likes
don't do this to me
don't give me hope

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>75664324
She's spending today with Mamashark, I feel like odds are good for tomorrow or tuesday though.

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>>75664371
Wow they can do this now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOD3k6oMyUk

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>>75664230
man that is a FAT FUCKING TAIL

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Gura's love totempole
Fembuds > HoloEN members > Discordbuds > Patientbuds > Us > Schizobuds

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>>75664486

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>>75664486
I believe you'll find that "Us" is more of a "You" here.

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>>75664442
I thought this was real until I didn't see the cat reacting to the g forces

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Day 19! Give it up for day 19!

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>>75664443
I fucking hate this zoomiespeak so much.

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Believe it or not Gura is overwhelmed with guilt right now

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>>75664936
If only there was some way to relieve it....

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>>75664878
same desu I'm glad she said she doesn't understand it, but a bid miffed that she still plays into it somewhat

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>>75664936
Maybe if she sees the comparison between the crowd's reaction to fuwamoco and her

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>>75664936
Nah, been way too long for that. I believe she probably feels bad but kinda distantly.

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>>75664936
Don't care about what she feels. Just stream. Everyone else does it just fine regardless of what they feel.

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>>75664936
proof?

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>>75664936
**hatred for management
you fags never learn

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this one time, at band camp...

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>>75666429
Plenty of other Holos get screwed over by management (harder than Gura even) yet they still stream.

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>>75664878
>>75665129
Grow up. Stop getting mad at things that don't matter.

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>>75666429
If she was mad at management she would skip Cover's events. She's more likely to be mad at her fans and skipping out on talking to them.

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Shouldn't the OP be deleted? There's at least one that doesn't like when we use risque OP images.

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>>75666586
Gura is very fragile she's not fucking Taylor Swift who is happy to fly every week

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>>75666698
technically nothing matters, everything will die and turn to dust eventually

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>>75667082
No it won't. I just have to tweak our genes to properly repair our bodies. Once I've done that, we'll have plenty of time to solve problems like the heat death of the universe.

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>>75667082
Everything matters. It is all a test. All is recorded in history. His story. All secrets will be revealed in the end. God is watching. The keys have been left on the table. You'd be a fool to take them. Our Father will notice.

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>>75667150
"And in those days, people will seek death but death will flee from them". Might wanna carefully consider that.

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>>75667082
That's too far. You need to strike a balance between caring about dumb shit and not caring about important shit. Though if you have to go for one or the other I'd take someone who doesn't care about important shit any day over someone looking for reasons to get mad everywhere. Anyway, Gura cute.

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>>75666795
She's a streamer (at least she's supposed to be). Literally the one job a "fragile person" should be able to do and she cant even be bothered to. That's not comparable to an actual singer.

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>>75667391
That already happened. Necromancy used to work, but hasn't ever since Jesus forgave all souls and admitted them into Heaven. Now it's impossible to commune with the dead. Which has been a mild inconvenience for me.

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>>75664230
fatty shark
tubby shark
kissy shark

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>>75667505
All the fat goes to her tail.

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>>75664371
Shitposters might say something like "any excuse to not stream" But Gura's such a big mommy's girl and her mama is a great one. If she wants to spend some time doing something special with her today she should, and I really want her to.
You should do something for your mother too, chumbies.

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>>75667493
I'm gonna ignore the thing about necromancy.
So, how does an event from Revelation, the book about the second coming of our Lord and Savior, happen before that, because of His first coming? Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the fleeing of death happens only after the bottomless pit has been opened. Which, considering the severe lack of man-faced-scorpion-locusts, hasn't happened yet.

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thank the nijitranny for another gura anti thread

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>>75668266
Thanks for patrolling the catalog for them, friend. Don't know what we'd do without you. Very important duty.

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Motto!

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>>75668001
1. There is a necromancer in the Bible.
2. Knowing the exact timeline is impossible because both necromancers and prophets are contacting beings that exist outside time.

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>>75664773
>*Le touché*

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>>75668437
you're welcome!

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We got any sciencebuds in here?
Was there any ritualposts the predate Gurass?

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>>75669050
my favorite old ritualpost was saying we love gura at the end of threads in global. im sad that one died.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>75669050
Gurass isn't even close to one of the oldest ritualposts, though most of the older ones don't get posted much anymore.
Things like dorufin would have been way older if the poster was doing it. I kinda miss it and a lot of the other old ritualposts

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>>75669396
It was actually impressive how many threads in a row it happened back in the day

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>>75669050
"Salman" - "Based" is one of the oldest that comes to mind, that was like debut week.

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>>75669050
dorfin maybe?

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>>75667461
she can't stream rn due to all the traveling and jet lag
she couldn't stream before because the stress was getting to her, mana-san was smart (and evil) for trying to keep it secret to squeeze out one memgen

this is who Gura is and it will NEVER change, don't like it? stop being such a faggot and tell Cover this is not ok

the only problem here is that you niggers don't even watch Gura, you simp for other holowhores or homobeggars and that makes it very hard for (you) to admit that Cover is as black as Nijisanji

Gura is the only hololive member capable of exposing Cover as a black company because she's the one and only golden goose, in the story the farmer did want to kill his golden goose know the difference

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We turned her into a Gigastacy who doesn't need us and would rather do other stuff than ztream for us. She's allowed to do the bare minimum because with the amount of yesmen giving her money she doesn't need to show up more than a few times a year

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God these guys are such retards I love em.

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>>75669050
I miss the sleep well gamer soundpost

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>>75670432
they're not the cute kind of retard though...

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>>75671134
I mean...
Okay yeah that's a little unfortunate.

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Gurass

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Sex with a fembud.

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Sex with a buttbud.

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>>75669050
Doraphin is one of the oldest ones when I check back in the archives. Lots of fun running through the old days particularly when Gura was skyrocketing so fast it was downright unreal

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>>75672862
I want to go back and stay there forever

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I just saw Gura liked some art after she liked those Taiwan tweets yesterday. When did she like that art? This morning EDT time? Let me guess, like 8am EDT?

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>>75673170
Exactly six hours ago

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Gura eventrully

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>>75669943
Last time I posted salman it was in global and wasn't even a ritualpost, Fauna was playing Hitman and one of her targets was Hurka Durkadir Salman. No one got the joke.

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>>75673367
>No one got the joke.
It's so fucking over...

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>>75673367
/#/ is the new global.

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anybody ID this cosplayer?

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Were there any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

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>>75673607
yes, I inseminated them all >:3

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>>75673150
The great philosophers Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted Teodore Logan once said "The best place to be is here. The best time to be is now". Dude that totally means you gotta live in the moment and appreciate the things you have in the now. Gooby isnt gone shes totally here and in future you are gonna get more streams but if you dont appreciate her now you might regret if the that ever changes (Like if the world gets nuked or Gura falls into a wormhole and is gone 100 years)

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>>75673434
It's not the same but its closer than nu-global

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>>75673849
living in the moment sounds like something people with an underdeveloped frontal lobe would do

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>>75674151
It's what smart people do. Only idiots would live in a different time.

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>>75674151
Its appreciating what you have now instead of lamenting over something that happened before. We still have Gura and that counts more than fans of Sana Mel or many others got

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>>75669050
"I love Gura the most!"

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>>75673960
It's over...

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>>75674308
Arguable as far as Mel goes, while she might not be Mel anymore they might still get more of her than we do of Gura. Sana, sure. Still arguable in that they got closure, not exactly any ambiguity or waiting and hoping there.

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I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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I think my dog is taiwan businessman

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I don't love Gura anymore, she's merely my semon toilet T u T

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>>75676163
would

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>>75664230
that's an underage girl

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>>75675009
You have a very impressive dog, he seems to do a lot of things.

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>>75676163
Yippee!

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>>75675024
I read that as sermon toilet and was very confused

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>>75676255
/10

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>>75676466
oh I just noticed my typo...

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>>75676878
I thought it was on purpose.

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>>75676255
T u T

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>>75676255
Correct.

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>>75676255
naked brat. She should be corrected for tempting adult!!!

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>>75676255
I'll have you know that my wife is a fully grown woman(child)!

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>>75676255
>>75676538
>>75677029
What underage girl has a tail that thick?

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>>75677116
underage girl who eats a lot

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>>75664230
tail not big enough

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>>75677164
big enough to cover her lady front part

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Gura approves of thin shark tail.

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And Gura was upset about the shape of her hat...
At least she can take it off.

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>>75677292
oh no...

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>>75677292
can't be worse than slenderman kronii

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>>75677491
If her only redeeming part, her tits, is covered up in this outfit then it’s 100% worse than slenderman.

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Is Gura a fembud?

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Is Gura a buttbud?

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Wife soon?

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>>75678000
Yes.
>>75678334
I don't think Gura masturbates with her butt. It would be hot though.

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>>75679136
She definitely plugs up whenever she's feeling fancy

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>>75679094

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>>75680164
my chair is way comfier than that

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>>75680164
not me my room is cool

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Booba huhaha

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>>75680838
Why is your room cool? How do I make my room cool?

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>>75680838
I wish my room was as cool as yours...

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>>75665680
>Everyone else does it just fine regardless of how they feel
No they don't lmao, I WISH that was true
If you're going to whine and admit to lacking empathy, at least do it over something that makes sense. And ideally to someone who actually asked[/spoiler

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>>75681546
Oh good, you're back to continue old arguments for no reason and larp again. Was worried it'd be a relaxing thread for a minute.

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>>75681143
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

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>>75667461
>Literally the one job a "fragile person" should be able to do
Do you not understand the concept of "livestreaming" faggot?
I've worked all sorts of shitty minimum wage retail, service and security jobs over the last several years, and I would absolutely do any one of them over being a streamer, no question - because they are LOWER pressure. Obviously
If there was any single job I would expect a fragile person COULDN'T be expected to do, it is uniquely and specifically livestreaming. Gura was obviously just playing it up for cuteness

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>>75681186
you can find my room if you look hard enough

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>>75682037
so you're saying she's not fragile?

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>>75681682
I'm sorry that I read threads after waking up and that this disrupts your inner serenity in particular, anon

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>75683270
samen

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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Baguraette honhonhon

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>>75682218
This mean, what does?

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>>75683381
Hon hon hon. Oui oui monsieur! Sacre bleuuuu!!

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>>75682037
She just has to turn on OBS, play a game (or some kind of activity), and talk occasionally for a few hours. There's very little pressure in it, even less so as a vtuber and an audience that dont even have high expectations. Most other jobs require more effort and have more of a risk of high pressure situations.

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make your jokes while you can, Chumbie, because I can now see the peak of your power while I'm only beginning to tap into mine.
that's right, you're not dealing with the average atlantean warrior anymore; I have finally become the legendary Super Atlantean!

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>>75683696
When will retards stop having dumb takes on how hard streaming is.

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>>75683581
open your eyes

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>>75683802
nta, maybe it's hard, Idk, but she literally just has to be present and people like me would be happy, she could literally just stare at the screen and blink occasionally and I would love it.

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>>75683919

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ydpgwwI need, NEEED, to smell gura.

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>>75684084
this, but I also need to taste her

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>>75674130
I hate toxic forced unity.

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>>75684084
Well I need to marry her!Verification not required

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>>75684548
that's too bad, because I won't divorce her, ever.

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Child

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I love my cute shark daughterwife!

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>>75683696
>And talk occasionally
Anon, have you ever tried to do live commentary on anything under scrutiny, let alone actually engaging live commentary, let alone for a large audience of people that you at least somewhat care about? Shit's not actually as easy as it sounds
She's being watched by tens of thousands of people. One mistake, one wrong word, one yab mishandled and she's cooked, and it'll be captured and cemented by the internet, forever. Those are, unquestionably, way, way higher stakes than you'd deal with in most jobs, unless you're a complete sociopath who values neither their privacy nor their reputation whatsoever - in which case, you should probably be locked up in a padded room for the good of everyone
Now imagine that - except NOW you're a zillennial female. Far more socially sensitive, more neurotic, brainrotten from decades of internet use, etc. etc. Ironically, if she DIDN'T care about us or what we think at all and only cared about collecting a paycheck or whatever, there would be way, way less pressure

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>>75684479
>Fling shit and infight with other holos or else you are le unityfag

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I just got up from a short nap, now it's time to make dinner

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>>75686384
Have a good meal, comfybud.

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>>75686101
ok

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I have once again started the nightshift
Praying for a comfy night tonight

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>>75686215
I still haven't forgotten, cuckbeat.

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>>75687299
a) I honestly don't like Mori all that much, but still
b) Not failing for your bait, sister

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>>75687451
It wasn't bait, i just expressed why i didn't like global and you replied like a retard.

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>>75687658
You mistook me for a deadbeat and then tried to bait a years-old timeloop, probably for a paycheck from your NDF employers
Kill yourself

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>>75672502
SNIFFFFF

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please stop fighting

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Gura is my little pogchamp

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>>75673367
Must’ve been EU hours

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dot's pretzels are really good. I think gura mentioned them once or maybe I imagined it

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>>75688247
It was light hearted banter ya tard, don't let shitposters fuck with your mind to the point anything remotely confrontational is a real bait anti post.

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>>75669050
There used to be a ritualposts about when she would post her schedule back then...

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>>75688643
Retardbud can't take a joke, his own fault.

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>>75688867
Oh, my bad chumbie
I haven't had my coffee yet, time to fix that

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>>75689095
Shitting on Mori isn't a joke. Gura doesn't appreciate that kind of post.

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>>75686974
I ended up going with fried rice and I think I'm gonna eat some grapes on the side.

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>>75689095
It was an easy "mistake" to make when the post was indistinguishable from the hordes of actual catalogschizos, blame yourself for LARPing too convincingly

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Are you a chumbabooey?

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>>75689586
ye

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Gura likes me

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>>75689288
What if i reversed the joke?

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>>75689799
I don't think Gura has any feelings toward me, positive or negative. But she has read my messages sometimes and that is enough for me.

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>>75689964
That's very funny, good job!

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Gura hates me

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I hog all of Gura's love.

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Are we all creepy perverts?

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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I just saw Nacho put out a cute song cover yesterday

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>>75691327
aside from creating gura and collabing that one time, nacho sucks as a mama

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>>75689586
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy's gone...

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>>75691405
>nacho sucks as a mama
She's designed all her cute outfits and has given her cute accessories and artwork. I don't know what else you want from her, she's been a fine mama

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>>75691529
doesn't do any art for gura aside from the contractually obligated birthday art
doesn't tweet about her or talk about her at all and cares more about her eceleb dating career

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>>75691632
nacho should do asmr

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>>75691632
Just like my real mom...

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did she actually make it?

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>>75691632
While I stopped following her as close a while ago you clearly don't watch her at all. She still talks about and draws Gura on occasion.

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>>75691803
she posted a half drawn gura for halloween and the last one before that was for her birthday
immense support

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>>75690346
You’re making the schizos jealous.

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>>75691803
>Draws Gura on occasion
I wish more mothers would draw their own daughters for men to lust after over the internet

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Gawr my beloved...

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Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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did i miss anything chumbies?

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>>75683711
*cums on you*

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>>75692992
Where were you? Why did you leave without permission? You need to be corrected.

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>>75692992
Gura did likes around 11:37 am if you missed that.

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>>75691157
>*Li touchí*

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>>75692992
Some guy ate a goldfish. Taht was pretty cool I guess

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>>75693388
I'm so sorry, stupid indian CT-Scan operator misclicked something on a very expensive machine and I have to fly overseas to restart that thing
>>75693420
got it chumbie
>>75693637
cool, but a miserable death for the goldfish I guess

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Did you guys ever see that one video where the alligator gets his arm ripped off by his friend because he accidentally stepped in its mouth? That makes me sad.

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>>75693364
bitch, you're just jealous of my super atlantean swagger

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>>75693959
this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLy-Iiy_Zp4
but he is chill though

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>>75693898
I was just joking about the goldfish. That was a reply I read in 2010 on 12ch.

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>>75693959
yeah I saw that before
>>75694080
I love how the alligator is like "really? -.-"

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>>75694080
Yes…poor alligator..

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>>75664230
damn thats really hot art

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>>75692495
>*Lo touchõ*

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>>75694050
Super di tuper atlantean

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My knees are so freakin cold

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>>75695148
Like just specifically your knees? That seems kind of odd.

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>>75695529
No, all of my extremities are cold right now

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>>75697758
cute

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Wait, what happened to the bot image dumping?

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>>75697758
>>75698012
Wait I just noticed this is AI, what the fuck

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gura sang baby shart

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>>75698060
Bloop looks like he’s seen better days

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>>75698033
Pretty sure it was just a guy with a script, not a bot. Might've realized it didn't have any impact on discussion, positive or negative, might've gotten a vacation.

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>>75693898
'Jeet strikes again, don't you just love globalism and outsourcing

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>>75698060
yeah it's AI, but it's getting pretty good

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>>75698847
>a script, not a bot
What’s the difference, if you don’t mind me asking, mister?

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chloe's outfit is just so fucking hot on her, I wish she did a stream with it (idk if she can)

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>>75699261
yeah it sucks, but can't complain though because they basically giving me free money to recalibrate their machine again lol
And I can give that stupid jeet an extra 50 mSv radiation as my calibration lab-rat lol

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kek is that a lot?

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>>75700104
forgot to tag, are 50 mSv a lot?

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>>75700104
please dont make spiderman

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>>75701122
>a typical chest X-ray exposes you to about 0.1 mSv of radiation, while a dental X-ray is around 0.005 mSv.

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>>75701244
normal CT Scan is 10 mSv, I give him an extra 40 mSv for his foolishness (for the sake of calibrating of course)
>>75701337
you don't want a jeet spiderman
>>75701369
smart chumbie, CT Scan is an extra deluxe double whammy X-ray

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>>75701529
>>75701369
nahone, how much radiation is dangerous?

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>>75701905
2000 mSv is enough to give you turbo cancer and 10.000 mSv is enough to make you a glowing one (for a short period) like this rare gooba

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>>75702179
ah so 50 isn't thaaat much

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>>75702443
Let me put it this way. 50 mSv is enough to make you cum HARD

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>>75702443
just enough to make him dizzy, I don't want to kill him, didn't want to lose my job and my license yet chumbie

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>>75702179
does 50 mean he'll get cancer in 20 years or something

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>>75702739
Gura is fuzzy like a beach

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>>75702943
It depends. If you smoke enough cigarettes it should give you enough of a tolerance that the radiation won’t even phase you.

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>>75702943
eh I don't think so, unless he gets 50 for more than 5 times in a year then maybe he will get some mutated sperm cells
>>75703155
true, cigarettes are a better carcinogen than CT scan

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>>75703364
Wrong, cigarettes are good for you.

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>>75698081
Didn't the staff have a problem with that song when she first started. What made them change their mind?

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>>75703977
It's exclusive Taiwan concert content. You will never hear that from her anywhere else.

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>>75703977
No one cares in taiwan.

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Do you guys think Xenomorphs are kawaii

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A stream tomorrow feels pretty likely

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>>75704115
Hmmm... yeah.

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>>75704201
Me too!!

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>>75704115
I say, kill them all!

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https://twitter.com/ieul_7/status/1789886145825738835
New Iuel Gura art!

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>>75704899
hey that's me!

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>>75704452
Imagine a Xenomorph outbreak on earth.…

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>>75705200
My literal nightmare.

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>>75705200
>>75705322
same desu mostly the facehugger and chestburster part
I really fucking hate parasites...

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>>75705200
>>75705322
Dead Space 1 and 2 are good games for this feel.

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>>75705549
parasites KICK ASS. they know what they want out of life and they fuckin go for it

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>>75705200
Xenomorphs are hot, I love noncon and forced impregnation.

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>>75673557
Bumping this, I want to give her money for more sexy gura stuff

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>>75673557
https://twitter.com/Silverluri

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>>75705322
Watch this. Fall asleep to even.
https://youtu.be/lcZAJAV29us

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>>75705798
Slut.

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>>75705974
i love sluts

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>>75705200
>>75705549
It made sense that they didn't know about the parasite, but after knowing about it I think it would be pretty easy to abort it if you got facehugged. Also, I think you could probably just kill the adult xenomorphs with pikes and arrows even in a medieval setting, so you'd effectively have the plot of Goblin Slayer.

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>>75686101
God you are such a stupid cuck.
There are literally thousands of streamers that stream all the time without issue, including dozens of them within hololive. Gura used to be that way too.
She just doesn't give a shit. Jesus, get a grip, retard.

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>>75706178
A medieval Alien movie would be so sick. Although I’m not so sure pikes and arrows would fend off a xeno too well.

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>>75705622
That just means you're a rapist who is too weak to carry out his fantasy IRL

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>>75706178
huh, I always thought the incubation period was like half an hour, but apparently it's like at least 6, probably more

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>>75706329
Your post will be unpopular here but you're right. I mean shit just look at Ironmouse. If you assume her condition is real (it is) she has way more of an excuse to stream even less than Gura but she streams almost every day instead, with a fuckin oxygen machine and a port in her chest

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>>75706640
>assume her condition is real (it is)
LMAOOOOOO

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>>75706668
Oyasame

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>>75706668
goob morning

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>>75706662
Thanks for informing everyone you know nothing about her and are just a shitposter.

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>>75706668
sleep tight buddy

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>>75706722
>>>/vsj+/

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>>75706722
LMAO

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>>75706791
Not sure if you're aware of this but it's possible to post in multiple threads at once, even multiple websites! Crazy I know.

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>>75706860
Ironlung is not relevant.

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>>75706668
sharkdreams

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>>75706662
>>75706791
>>75706854
You tards will never accept Mouse is actually sick because if you did you know it would blow out every excuse Gura ever used out of the water. So to protect your fragile worldview you assume she's a liar like your dumb cunt shark
This is why no one likes chumcunts

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Not this again. You dummies sure enjoy getting yourselves all riled up for no reason.

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There it is. Couldn't be more obvious if he had tried earlier.

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>>75667906
>spoiler
Already have
And if someone was to legitimately say that about spending time with her mom, I can’t imagine how pitiful they’d be

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>>75706350
I think killing one xenomorph with a pike would be easy, but a second one would get you because your pike would be melted by the acid blood, and they don't drop extra weapons like goblins would.
>>75706458
It's short enough that you'd be in trouble if there isn't a doctor nearby, I suppose.

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>>75707023
>Oh there it is, a relevant point that blew me the fuck out! What can ya do!?

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Can’t we just be happy and talk about Xenomorphs

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>>75707097
No kill yourself

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>>75707097
I haven't seen anything but the first Alien. I always thought it was better as a standalone experience.

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>>75706415
No no no, I want to be on the receiving end.

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>>75670204
Wow that sure is a lot of words

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>>75707140
Otay…

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>>75707097
Ignore the dramafag

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>>75707065
>you'd be in trouble if there isn't a doctor nearby
yeah and there probably won't be any around during an invasion or a medieval setting

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>>75707149
The 2nd one is really good and was very influential in movies/games.
But after that they're bad... except for Alien vs Predator just for the cool factor.

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Necromorphs are cooler than xenomorphs.

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>>75706982
I don't care about that twitch whore (happy mother's day, btw).
Gura doesn't stream and that makes me sad.
Gura is lying when she says she cares about us and that makes me sad.
This has nothing to do with any other streamers.

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>>75707149
Aliens (Alien 2) while not a "horror" is a great action flick. Ignore the future ones as either Weaver went a bit crazy or Scott did.

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It suddenly got fast in here. Can't imagine why.

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>>75707223
Medieval would be trickier because a clean surgery would be more difficult and they might have trouble figuring out a poison that would kill the embryo without killing the human.
But modern day invasion, I bet they could just distribute pills for it.

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>>75707097
I'm going to bed

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>>75707378
every time i think of alien 3 my BP starts to rise
i'm taking a break from this thread

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>>75707314
Mmmm. I dunno about that. I like Xenomorphs more because they’re like a super apex predator. You know, like an animal I guess. And the necros are more similar to zombies in my opinion. But necros are cool too. My favorite is the standard ones. Their elongated sharp arms are cool desu

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My balls itch

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>>75707314
I must respectfully disagree.

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>>75673434
Sort of, but shittier but somehow still much much better than current global

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>>75677292
CLARKSON!!!

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>>75707531
Necromorphs are the ultimate lifeform, the Flood consumes all.

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>>75707666
I think you’re talking about 2 different things mister.
I used to be very scared of the Flood. I remember getting annoyed in Halo 3 because I was enjoying killing the Covenant, and then when the Flood appeared my little heart just couldn’t take the spookiness.

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>>75707595
Doesn't change the fact that you're still objectively wrong.

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>>75707815
nta. I'm not very familiar with halo, but the flood and the necromorph are similar in that they are both hive minds that want to consume everything, except the flood do that literally and not just organic matter, they even assimilate technology right?

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>>75707815
The flood and the necromorphs from dead space are practically the same. They are a reanimated mass of dead biological matter that seeks to feed on more biological matter.
Once it gets hold of enough biomass it's virtually unstoppable thus making it the ultimate life form.

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>>75706662
You don't need a doc, you just need to listen to her talk about medical topics. (Spoilers: antis and schizos can't do this simple task.)
She has endless anecdotes about other chronically-ill people she's known either from hospital stays or support groups, and has unreasonably in-depth knowledge about specialized medicine for a layman.

The only way she COULD be faking is if she either
a) planned this years in advance and did hundreds of hours of research
or
b) has at least an academic background in medicine
The first option is retarded and the second is impossible because she went to art school for opera, which is self-evidently true

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>>75707421
Cause xenomorphs are freakin cool.

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Sir, this is a Gura thread

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>>75708156
I want Gura to lay her eggs inside me and have tiny Guralings burst out of my chest

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>>75708156
Until Gura does something it's not

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>>75708233
meds, now

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>>75708262
Yes it is.

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>>75708273
watch out, we got a colony going on here :3

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>>75707531
I get what you mean, I think. Personally, I like enemies that make sense. They're just beasts trying to survive, or aliens with their own culture, or demons like in the Bartimaeus novels, where they get summoned but don't want to be here so are always looking to escape and kill their masters.

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sleep well chumbies

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>>75708233
I don't mind the Alien talk though since Alien is cool and it's Gura approved.

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>Shark sighting
>SEA hours
>Cue the shitposting dramasister spam
Something something like fucking clockwork
>>75706329
>Frantically shifting the goalposts
The number of people who do a job is not solely determined by the pressure or difficulty of doing the job, fucking retard. There are way more doctors, soldiers, rescue workers, etc. than streamers, but those are all obviously even more stressful than public performance would be, at least for most people
At least try to follow the actual conversation for a LITTLE while before you deflect with off-topic whores
>>75706640
Except he was wrong. Hilariously so.
And so are (You).
>>75706982
>>75706722
>Doesn't know anything about Gura
>(You) don't know anything about my off-topic thirdworlder whore, I'm not just hyperdefensive because I was outed as a complete sucker
>Validate MY off-topic threadshitting or (You) are le threadshitter somehow, everything all about me me me me me
>Nobody likes (You)
AHAHAHA holy mother of all low-IQ seethe, no wonder you people are a laughing stock. Looks like you retards are actually as gullible, deluded and obsessed with an actual lying whore as you think WE are
Sorry to rain on your white-knighting parade, but you faggots have absolutely no business whining about other fanbases because you're the most pathetic, most gullible cucks of them all. What's wrong, still salty that Gura mogged Ironlung by winning that normie streamer award even though she wasn't even fucking streaming? It's been like a year, does it really sting so bad to get confirmation that your precious oshi is complete garbage that you just have to defend her "honor" lol, to the point of desperately shitting up other girls' generals?
Get the fuck over yourselves and get the fuck out of my thread

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>>75708309
Nope

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>>75708690
No u!

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>>75708672
That sure is a lot of words

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>>75708672
Nigger I am NOT reading all that. Condense your cope about your lying shark or be ignored

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>>75708672
Dude, what are you doing?

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Are they playing both sides?

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>>75708049
>Schizophrenic to the point of seeing patterns in his Froot Loops sometimes
>Can't put two and two together or notice extremely obvious ways to prop up a lie at other times
>All depending on what's convenient for his denial and cope addiction
>STILL fucking off-topic
I hope Jakarta gets nuked off the face of the map and the blast vaporizes all you sub-80 IQ mouthbreathers in the blink of an eye

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>>75708262
She's been doing things, retard
Oh, but of course you already knew that. That's why you losers came here, after all

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>>75709141
Are you able to make a single coherent post ITT? I'm starting to get concerned

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>>75707959
i could be wrong because im not super lore familiar, but I don’t think the Flood assimilates technology too much. In the games, the Flood will shoot at you with guns, but that’s because the thing they infected at the time was holding a gun in that moment, not because the Flood decided to visit the armory and stash up on guns.
Also, the lore of Alien also suggests (at least in the comics), that the Xenomorphs operate with something similar to a hive mind too. Except instead of it being a hive mind, they’re all telepathically controlled by their queen.

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>>75709031
Did it seriously take you this long? Come on, he's not even as good as the ones who used to be bad at this.

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>>75708971
>Can't handle the truth
I don't want you to read, you sad, deluded whiteknight faggot. I want you to fuck off to your lying whore's actual thread so you can cope there with the rest of the cuck brigade instead of lashing out at Gura for being better with off-topic threadshitting

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>>75707959
How does this compare to metroids? Which I think is superior mainly because Samus is so hot.

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I think Yeerks are better

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>>75709551
Well in my defense I don't typically follow the obvious threadshitting enough to see what's actually going on.
Which I think is a good thing.

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>>75708672
>Shark sighting
Where?

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>>75709799
Those are just like Goa'uld.

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>>75709707
I don’t know enough about metroids unfortunately. Although from what I’ve seen playing the games, they seem much more sentient than the drones of the other mentioned lifeforms. Like in Super Metroid, doesn’t a Metroid decide to sacrifice itself to help you defeat Mother Brain?

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>>75709440
it's been years, but I thought the flood were able to assimilate robots the forerunners or precursors (idk the difference) sent at them, I'm not sure

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>>75709875
Leaked recording of Taiwan karaoke + likes earlier today
If you dig back through this and last thread you can find it buried under all the off-topic shit the usual pathetic suspects smeared over the walls

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>>75710169
Oh, I thought there might have been something in the last couple hours.

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>>75710000
You know, now that I think about it, I think you’re right. I think Cortana was falling victim to the Flood’s influence after being left on High Charity. Which is the assimilation of an advanced AI.

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Here's the Taiwan karaoke someone else posted.
https://files.catbox.moe/kitb5p.m4a

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>>75709999
Yeah metroids are more a leech like rather than a tarantula hawks.

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>>75710199
Sadly no, this was just the earliest SEA could mount their cope response
Been a while since I've seen them pull out the Ironlung Defense Force routine, must've wanted to spice it up with a dash of irony this time

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>>75709843
Some of it is harder for me to tune out these days. Cuckposting, y no strem, whatever, but the guy playing a deranged parody of a chumbud posting in her "defense" slips through by virtue of sheer obnoxiousness. I think it's because he's almost insultingly bad at it.

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>>75707427

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I want to listen to Gura's tummy one more time before the thread dies...

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>>75710532
This is some peak fucking schizophrenia

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>>75710801
I have to rewatch that stream now. Everything about that whole ASMR was just so perfectly... her.

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>>75709690
How can she be better if she quit streaming

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Guys let me be the last post this time istg

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>>75711079
Because Ironlung is just that bad

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>>75711094
nyo

[Anonymous No.]

huhaha

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>>75711094
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

insider here Gura will play hardcore Minecraft this week

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>>75711312
I-Inside of what..?

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>>75711312
insider here, that's a fake insider. Gura mommy breastfeeding ASMR this week.

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>>75711371
inside her butt

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>>75711241
Back to the primordial soup with you!

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>>75711371
Inside the tight moist fishy Gura cunny duh.

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>>75711181
2 million followers and record breaking subathons say otherwise chumkek

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I'm insider

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>>75711480
Post the full image coward

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>>75711574
das the full image

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>>75711604
Sad

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me insider

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SEA, your alloted hour is up. You can stop the coping and threadshitting now

[Anonymous No.]

I have zero thoughts regarding Ironmouse. No opinion at all.
So seeing her used as shitposting fuel here just looks weird, for me at least.

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>>75711807
Pag pag putang ina mo bobo

That's all the SEAspeak I know (thanks Dota!). No, fortunately for me I live in the great USA where I dont eat out of dumpsters and can shoot anyone who comes on my property

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>>75711950
Based and same desu
Unfortunately I live in a particularly shit state, sometimes I swear it might as well be a more repulsive, anarchotyrannical version of Namibia or something

[Anonymous No.]

I should’ve been asleep 4 hours ago..

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>>75712293
Can't sleep or won't sleep?

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>>75711448
God please I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75712293
You still have time

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>>75711807
SEA fembuds are the cutest!

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i want her to do a wet fart into my mouth. i want there to be bubbles, and spray. want to feel her pucker and pushout with my tongue, feel the smooth flesh as it prolapses out. her liquid fart spray coating the back of my throat. i'm so lonely.

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I'm so happy Gura came back and streamed today, and I still couldn't stop smiling from her giggles.

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>>75712502
Would
Fembuds are the ONLY exception, no other SEAs get to pass on their genes

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>>75712629
pls bizarrobud... take me with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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>>75712433
You guys are just too cute. Can’t help myself but to come back every 5 minutes to see what’s going on

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>>75712502
I hope the filename isn't also her age

[Anonymous No.]

Im busy tomorrow, so expect a stream

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>>75712828
cringe. prime age. built for it.

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>>75712881
Don't glow too hard now. Unless you're from Brazil then carry on I suppose

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>>75712735
Why'd you say that to me? Did I just say something weird?

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>>75713031
C’mere you

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>>75713388
Hell yeah