most unhinged schizo theories that may actually be true

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I'll start: Pero is just Mococo making her voice slightly different

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lamy and nene went to school together and when nene talked about a girl shaving her public hair like a star she was talking about lamy

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>>75235583
Meds. Now.

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Interesting thread.

Here goes my schizo theory.
Every vtuber vod is pre-recorded while live. To keep it as realistic as possible they sometimes turn the audio down and respond to comments or messages live, and then continue with the clip.
Think of it, has your oshi ever said she loves (you) specifically, no. Never. Thats because they are programmed.

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>>75235583
sisters arent sending their best today

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>>75235583
That's just downright insane.

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lamy and nene went to school together and when nene talked about a girl shaving her pubic hair like a star she was talking about lamy

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Yagoo is just the public figure head

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>>75235583
Nene used to be a Chinese girl named Taoling from another planet

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>>75235899
a-chan being the one pulling the strings is no secret

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this girl is actually a devil

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We are officially a year to the day away from the final yab, that being a chuuba dying on stream, screenshot me anons for i come from the future

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>>75236823
it hasn't even happened with flesh streamers yet despite there being 100x more of them what makes you think we'll see a chuuba dying on stream

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>>75236877
Jp fans are something else my gamer, i cannot reveal anymore info

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>>75236877
does it count if it was during a stream but off camera?

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>>75235853
>Think of it, has your oshi ever said she loves (you) specifically, no
...but she has

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>>75235583
Nijisanji actually pays 3rd world scam callcenters equivalents to defend them and shit on everything else

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>>75237222
Trips and his oshi knows him?
This must be the very special wuffian Ive heard stories about

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vtubers prop up a huge market of artists, drawers, animators and music producers that would be screwed without them

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>>75236877
https://youtu.be/ft0p6vRQjD8?si=KUS-BXENzVi117hd&t=110

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>>75237219
>can see the bags in his eyes from that small ass image
The drugs obviously didn't help, but I'm surprised no one was begging him to turn his shit off and sleep for the rest of the day.

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The reason Kiara has been trying to cling to Ame for the past year+ is to keep her from leaving. Kiara’s growing depression lately is a sign of this tactic having failed.

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>>75237265
The K-pop industry used to do something similar (maybe even now) to get more views on Youtube, so this may actually be the case.
In terms of numbers, Nijisanji is said to be more popular in Japan, but I can't really feel that fact.

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>>75236229
The real schizo rrat is that this girl is actually a girl

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>>75242111
meds NOW

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>>75235583
The sun hits the earth at different times and at different intervals which means taht if you're watching your oshi now, someone else is watching her later or even before you but at the same time.
This is why there's so many people in the chat.

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>>75237265
That's far more than just a theory.

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>>75236078
So we got another Aki Rose scenario?
After all her actual name's hard for humans to say so Yagoo gave her a name to use on Earth

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Gura died at some point last year, if not earlier. She's being skinwalked by a new hire using an AI-enhanced voice filter. Or several new hires, at this point; they aren't being informed of the role they're expected to play until they're already on board and under a massive pile of NDAs, and so they're usually only able to deal with the horribly unethical thing they're doing for one or two streams before they quit. The long hiatuses are required to find new candidates who both sound close enough to Gura for the voice filter to make it convincing, and who are willing to do even one stream without quitting on the spot.

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>>75242848
>thankies
why did tubmlr have to ban porn
all these insects were been contained there

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>>75235583
Riggers are purposefully raising their prices so vtubing can go back to it's 3D roots from the 4kings era, it would be stupid to pay top dollar for a moving png.

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Everyone in the world is actually me

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>>75242971
Actually its Mumei and her "Civilization Duties" are when she's busy skinwalking Gura but since she's popular too, she still streams regularly as herself.

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>>75236877
I think the person you’re replying to has a plan…

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The entire Rushia/Mafu drama before it was made public.

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>>75235583
posting in a reddit thread
have an upvote

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>>75242651
This doesn't make sense. How can time be different for other people? I don't get it. It's 10pm right now.

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>>75235583
retard weve seen mogojyan and pero at the same place in many pictures

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doki was entirely in the wrong

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>>75250987
Second this. I think she fucked up badly, and did go through trauma, but it was of her own doing and is playing the victim. She seems very smart and manipulative so I can’t help but feel this way.

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>>75250987
It really did sound like she ignored rules and fucked around. Boohoo I can't release blank for x months or talk about fired coworkers :*( big sad

I still watch her/Nijo though

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>>75252701
>she seems very smart
Now that's a fucking schizo rrat if I've ever read one

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>>75242651
Why is the sun hitting the earth? The earth is so much smaller and weaker, Why is the sun bullying earth? Why is no one doing anything about this?

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>>75240140
Big if true.

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The livers of Niji En are purposely trying to hurt the company and make all these yabs and shit due to lack of support.

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>>75252701
Agree. She had a woman moment and now far too deep to back out.

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>>75235583
schizo theory: gura takes so many breaks because she has a _________

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>>75253698
>>75253073
And then the company itself and everyone in the EN branch is dead stagnant because of it, shit was atrocious

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>>75236877
Wdym, Roro-chan happened like 10 years ago.

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>>75242651
>>75249083
ALL STREAMS HAPPEN IN 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 24 HOUR DAYS THAT OCCUR WITHIN A SINGLE 4 QUADRANT ROTATION OF EARTH.

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>>75250987
Fuck niji.

But this is one of my rrats too.

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>>75260517
Is quadrant meant to be another word for hemisphere?

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>>75260517
I still don't get it. Where on the map do I live?

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Pippa is a CIA asset monitoring vtuber discourse for terrorist activity. She's hiding in plain sight.

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>>75236877
I once saw a livestream of a Russian dude locking his girlfriend outside in skimpy clothes in winter. She died.

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>>75260517
Holo Time Cube? Based.
>Verification not required.

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>>75252701
>Selen
>very smart
DYRBI?

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>>75250987
Even if she was a straight-up awful employee who caused continuous problems and deserved to be fired, Niji's method of doing seemed tailor-made for making them look like insane villians. It was so retarded, like watching someone shoot themselves in the foot several times. Maybe both are evil, we'll never know for certain, but Niji definitely did lots of things wrong.

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>>75255044
penis

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>>75250987
>>75252701
>>75253698
If true, it would be interesting to see how she'll react if one of the livers tried to apologize.
>>75253611
Didn't Vivi had an alleged melty on a now privated member stream over the lack of support? I wouldn't be surprised if some of the people in there are being spiteful or are willing to play the victim at Niji's expense.

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Gura really misses her chumbies and wants to go back to streaming, but Cover is forcing her to focus on sponsorships, merchandising deals, and live events because those bring in far more money. She tries to be cheerful when she does stream because she doesn't want to upset her fans or bring everybody down.

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>>75237265
>3rd world scam callcenters
In Flipland, its an actual underground industry.
Mainly because it pays at least triple the rate of the average Flip's 12-hour day job.

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>>75235583
Menace... Did not lose...

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agencies thoroughly track customers. if you buy merch they've figured out a way to aggregate it with your youtube/twitch account and all the activity on that, along with any other social media. for whales they have marketing analysts that study exactly what gets you individually to open your wallet and they provide direction to the talents based on that.

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I will say something that everyone probably wouldn't believe.
Pekora's monkey is still actually alive.

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>>75270668
Yes, Jill 3 is alive.

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>>75237222
>>75237299
Mococo specifically called me out by name and cheered me on in Fall Guys, I'm still riding that high