/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias (graduated)
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0 (graduated)
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Krisis:
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage

Claude:
https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>73218033

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This is the anchor post for fics, this WILL be the thread it's used. Start posting NOW. Reply here for archival purposes, I am no longer asking. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

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News:
Nijien Petit Vol. 2 Releases April 9: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/sjmcs9at25
Brand New Desk Life releases April 9: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/0reo-p7fqu3
Welcome to EN Land releases April 9: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/h_61wdeceu
Luca Bday Merch releases April 10: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1775360104965230843
Alban at Color Fiesta April 14 (M&G, Panel): https://x.com/alban_knox/status/1766811241790492808
VIVID STAGE IS REAL, APRIL 14: https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/EN_COLORS/en/
Noctyx Animate Cafe collab begins april 25: https://x.com/animate_cafe/status/1771733688071393718
Shu, Luca, Uki, and Sonny at Virtual Rhapsody April 27 (Concert, Streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/item/362431
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary Celebration site: https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/en_3rd_anniversary/
Ren at AniEX May 5 (M&G, Mini Concert): https://x.com/AniEx_event/status/1772232028035186986
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Ike, Luca, and Shu Nendos announced: https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1738352505438749064
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Fulgur & Uki JeogSeoulcollab (Ends April 20): https://js-nijisanjien.com/2024/
Noctyx Code Geass (ends Apr 15): https://www.customgoodsshop.com/iijan/en_US/home/
Nendoroid Ike and Luca (Preorders)
Sonny Bday
Vivid Stage Merch
Sharehouse VP

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Luca Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZMbxXaCNs
Uki Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2r7xfCOnmU
Fulgur Orisong : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Noctyx 2nd Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejos
Sonny Ringo Mogire Beam Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Kyo Duet Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYaJuyevUnU
Sonny Cendrillion Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Alban Shinunoga E-Wa Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaa3Wdm6AOA
Luca Overdose Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CJqrd42Ww
Zali The Bride of Necro Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Jangsanbeom Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude In The Back Room Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc

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alban LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>73283660
I feel like >>73240455 nipple headcanons should be added to the list next to the dick headcanons.

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>>73284433
i wonder if archivist anon is still around....

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>>73284462
I am not that anon, but I am an archivist anon. Let me see if I can make a copy of this to update. If the anons /here/ could kindly assist in backfilling all the things that need to be added by replying to the main post, I would be very appreciative to your efforts.

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>>73284617
i can help with it ! i don't think we have many posts to add to the archive anyway....

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>>73284973
Thank you anon, I have successfully forked the fic archive link into a local copy and I will do my best to maintain it from here.

I was going to post Doppio again but I found this photo of Shu and Ike and I just have to share, it's so pretty.

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>>73284462
i miss archivist anon so much...

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ARLive oh ARLive im so excited!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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hexo schedule!! (he will be on a break for 2 weeks im going to miss him) [ https://x.com/hexhaywire/status/1777516785010692235?s=46 ]

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Claude and Wilson describing Sonny as "just a guy" and saying he can't be categorised, ever. Especially for omegaverse.
In my opinion he's whatever I want him to be for the horny thoughts I'm having at the time.

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>>73284617
one fix for the archive
the link for:
Explicit, Incest (implied), Alban/Reader, Somnophilia, Blowjob
doesn't work because it's linking to https://rentry.org/2otaiNEW instead of https://rentry.org/2otai

new stuff to add:
Sonny/Reader, tags tbd
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>>73073910

Reader/Ver, Vampires
>>71520385
i've gone up to jan 31st in the archives, i'll continue after a lil nap zzzz

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>>73286415
Thank you very much anon.

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the amount of cringe in here is unreal.

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Not very engaged in the omegaverse talk Claude and Yu are having today, but I will say poco pio alpha.

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>>73288904
They don't really get it aside from dom/sub but Poco Pio used his alpha voice on Dooor during Dooor's debut
https://www.youtube.com/live/zB0x2lbO1X0?si=HWEwtVw-SqBkjVx-&t=8557
and no one wants to talk about scents or mate marking or nesting or the societal dynamics that make it a little interesting aside from simple pwp but then again I don't expect that from a vtuber stream and I kind of don't want it... but wow they love this topic

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>>73288904
Oh yes absolutely Poco Pio is an alpha. Doppio is probably a beta...? No idea about Door. Someone do /nenmen/ omegaverse headcanons.

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I'm watching Vanta's Detroit playthrough and his little giggles are so cute... might I request some Vantaposting?

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>>73289541
His Detroit was so fun! He's continuing it next stream right? I hope you can watch along~
I'm really curious what he's actually going to think of the direction things go... I wish he was less mean about Hank though.
Also here's a Vanta I saw on Twitter recently.

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>>73290207
He will be playing it again tomorrow yes! I'm excited to see how things go and... praying for him that he can get some good endings, for the sake of his heart and blood pressure. And that is Very cute Vanta anon, thank you!

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>>73286415
Added and updated, thank you anon.

>>73283622
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yYiYRuPPL1ylDkqY4L9eAOcGXTMkISCBWjsZXjmcLx8/edit?usp=sharing
This is the new link for the fic archives, OP. Please let me know if I have made any errors in formatting, categorizing, etc.

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missing my sexy wife

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>>73290808
but that's MY sexy wife?

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>>73290834
but...no...i don't understand what you're saying, he's MY sexy wife?

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Vanta's genuine rage during the scene with Alice is so important... I don't like kids generally (I've been a caretaker most of my life, I did my time) but caring about and wanting to protect them? That's a phenomenal trait in anyone.

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>>73290995
i loved that part too, and i love that trait especially in guys

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>>73290995
Kind of the same, I don't really like kids and I don't know how to deal with them but it hits me in the heart a little when someone just genuinely cares.

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Why is this man so bad at keeping Connor alive bless his fucking heart.

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>>73291676
his anger over hank when he doesn't know that getting connor killed makes hank more hateful is funny, i mihht actually get to see a vtuber get the bad end for them

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i feel like ive been seeing everyone talk about vantas DBH lately, ive seen the game a million times but if his playthrough is that good i ought to check it out

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>>73292324
i think it's interesting to see if someone will pick a different route and i think he was live at dead hours so the whole thread was posting

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>>73290557
Looks good anon, thank you. Still laughing at the Sonny is /here/ posts.

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>>73292324
Vanta is uniquely good at making the wrong decision and being bamboozled by the consequences of his own choices so it's been a good watch. I am praying he gets at least Alice's good ending for his own sake.

>>73292538
if ANYONE is /here/ it'd be brisko for reasons we all know

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>>73292538
>>73292701
sonny and wife both! the nenmen lurkers!

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>>73292778
yeah! idk if they're /here/ specifically but if they haven't dropped by main before i'll eat my own ass.

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I had a dream where there was an event to meet a chuuba and have sex with them, and I went to meet ver, but when it got to the part to have sex with him, I found out he has the flattest ass. The most flat behind possible, it was so flat that my body ended the dream right there.

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if you google luca raziel pdf you will find a document that luca is almost as much off a faggot as you guys. we are reaching levels of faggotry that should not be possible.

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i'm still salty that jannies warned me for a photo of alban sucking cock when i already censored the cock

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>>73295939
sorry It turned them on too much and they wanted to keep it for themselves

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>>73296024
fuckin faggot jannies.....don't they know alban is a free use whore !!!!!!!!!

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>>73296145
thank you for this food, tskr free use whore

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>>73296171
anytime anon

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sonny brisko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhBHnwU89-Y

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sani is talking about racists!

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>>73298927
i want to eat him

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Was rereading some things in the fic document and I hope babykadet is ok out there, wherever they are.

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>>73299494
she was in main recently, she seems to be doing well

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>>73299625
nta but she was? did she have updates or something?

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>>73299774
i think she was being sekuharad by a pomie...unless i got her mixed up with another briskadet, but i think if you look in the archives for babykadet you'll find her pretty easily

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>>73299774
She's leaving AUS iirc

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i just realized i won't receive my salary on time to buy tickets and join anons on the ar live watchalong ueueue

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>>73299856
there is a nonzero chance that that briskadet being harassed was me but pomies are many and harass many-er

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merry almost luca bday

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luca
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0kk9ds3ZeM

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Time really did fly. 3 years of the EN branch.

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>>73303283
4 more days until ar live, we're gonna make it

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>>73303283
It's been wild. Ups and downs, good and bad, so many memories... but I'm happy to have experienced it at all.

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Happy birthday to the bossman!

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>>73305293
HBD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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happy birthday bossman i wo der what he'll sing

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Will Wuca's karaoke be archived?

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>>73305833
yep! he's been up late practicing hard with his japanese i presume

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>>73305977
Looking forward to it, thank you anon!

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Boss took time to remind everyone that Vox's birthday is soon too... bless him.

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>>73303283
a crazy 3 years, but we are still here

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3 whole years! we've laughed and cried so much, but it's an honor to be here

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>>73306905
Change is the natural order of things. Despite what happened yesterday. in spite of what shall happen tomorrow, all we have in certainty is today: so let us enjoy it as much as we possibly can.

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Pretty art from my archives.

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>>73294458
>flattest ass
what a departure from reality

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>>73294458
I also had a vtuber dream yesterday. I got added to a group call by a friend to advise someone on adopting a cow (context: I do rescue/rebab IRL now and then, though not with hoofstock, so this wasn't the odd part.) Bamboozled in my dreams when Vox -- using his second outfit model -- appeared in the video call to ask about caretaking cattle. Machina X Flayon from Holostars EN was also on this call and we all got distracted talking about a species of lizard which, now that I am awake, I do not think exists in real life. I woke up very confused.

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'Night anons, see you next time.

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>>73308234
gn cutie

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>>73308381
This one is really a bop, bot-kun.

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>>73307808
I was so disappointed the dream cancelled out and woke me from this horrible reality of flat assed ver
>>73308185 maybe it does exist and the pure autism knowledge of demon has allowed him to find the most rare species of lizard in the world

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sometimes i dream wife bans me from his channel

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>>73308579
It's ok we know in reality that Ver has a nice plump ass. Also while the lizard in my dream was absolutely some kind of agamid (monitor lizards,) apparently there is a color-changing Namibian reptile, so my brain did manage to invent an animal that exists, it just got the visual wrong. Enjoy the Namaqua chameleon, everyone.

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>>73308943
Life finds a way

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>>73308943
what a cute fat fuck, I want to pet its back.
when can we get a boy who's autistic about snails like I am

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>>73308381
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>>73308601
Thanks for the free bumps!

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hexo live!

he is >:( [https://www.youtube.com/live/X_wTFbkjzCo?si=64lWKcfyFmFLMxNI]

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>>73310412
is he okay does he always stream like this

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>>73310412
Seems like he's really going through it kek
I assume he's still sick? Hope he feels better soon.

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>>73310562
dont worry, he’s fine, sure a little sick, its just an average hexling stream to be very cryptic

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>>73310612
he did say he got a lil better but still a bit sick

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HEX HAS A GUN TO US

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hexo has GERD right? or some form of it?

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>>73310648
nawuhodo...

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>>73311072
he has gerd, yes. diagnosed like during his first few debut months

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>>73311160
naruhodo making sure, I'm like, 90% sure hex and me have a lot of the same problems deru

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being called a ketchup bottle while on period is definitely something in a funny way

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>>73311813
Imagine being called "my little ketchup packet <3" by your partner while you're on your period. I'm not sure how I'd feel, I don't even like ketchup that much kek

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"My little jelly donut" as I'm wiping up would absolutely kill me

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>>73311963
id probably be thrown off in all honesty because that’s something i never ever heard before

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>>73312004
I CHOKED ON MY SPIT ANON

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>>73312004
I think I'd laugh if somebody said that to be ironically. If they were being serious I'd fight them.

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>>73312004
Vox would say this

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gn lovelies

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>>73313983
gn!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i lied i didn't sleep yet, gm alban

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>>73314372
chu chu anon

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>>73314699
You lied to us? Like, you actually lied to the thread..? Yeah that's... fine I guess... goodnight...

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>>73314861
UEEEEE ANON NOOOOO........i was gonna gn....but i got distracted with scrolling through twitter.....i'm sorry ueeueee i will naked dogeza........

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https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1777750828067000560
can count on ver to be a lorefag

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>>73314904
don't naked dogeza just SLEEP!!

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hex is backshotting in case anyone doesn;t know

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>>73314904
I guess I forgive you...
Goodnight, sleep well~

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>>73314699
i'm happy he slept in

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>>73315130
he is going crazy anon… like actually..

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>>73314904
SLEEP NOW.

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>>73315224
No such thing as a sane Hex stream.

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>>73315224
>>73315316
unironically he either needs to double up on meds sometimes but I enjoy this

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>>73315595
i do enjoy this very very masochistic suicidal tendency enthusiastic play when he plays this game

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One time for the birthday bitch!

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>>73314982
wonder what he's got cooking. i don't recall him teasing anything lately besides working on an og song but i don't think this is that. another lore video? or lore +outfit reveal? i didn't expect an outfit reveal soon honestly if it's that

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>>73317126
I'd assume another lore video and an outfit reveal. They aren't doing outfits by wave anymore, just doing them whenever they're ready to debut one, and I bet that definitely helps in moving things along with the production line.

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>>73317453
ya i guess i just didn't expect an outfit reveal until after his school semester was over. between school and work i figured organizing projects might be on the backburner for a bit and things would get released mid/late summer

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violisko I miss u hava good day

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Hex is really acting crazed

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it's like the shotgun is real to him

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I like when hex is like this

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btw hex is (:|D

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Hex is going to the bathroom so I'll be there

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hex is >:) <3 and also he's done and hopefully FUCKING rest

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nevermind he's doing one more round like an addicted junkie

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hex would like to state that, we are in fact, not a cult. this does not change our meetings though

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>"how are you sweetheart"
he does NOT get to say that after his earlier unhinged talking

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Hex smokes too much...

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>>73321151
Wait, Hex smokes? Weed or regular cigarettes?

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>>73321248
he smoked neither KEK but him playing this time feels like be smoked good weed

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>>73321248
Oh I'm talking about the ciggy item in backshot roulette.

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>>73321300
OH kek sorry, I only tune into his streams occasionally and he doesn't seem like the type of guy to smoke, so I got surprised at the notion.

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>one more
sure hex KEK

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>>73321477
this is the THIRD ONE MORE. HEX YOU GOTTA STOP

>>73321458 If I'm right about what me and hex share in internal problems, actual smoking would damage him

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>>73321548
Yeah, I understand. I have asthma which can have pretty bad flare ups, and some family who were heavy smokers, even when I was around, so it isn't a fun combo.

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>>73321670
everyone who watches hex (even occassioanlly in your case) all share atleast one problem with him, this is the true relatable oshi

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brb going to buy backshot roulette so If I beat his score I'll get a personal backshot session with hex

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>>73321772
make sure to be as masochistic as him and you might get that personal backshot

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>>73321772
It's because of him that whenever I see somebody else stream the game I see backshot instead of buckshot. The man's a menace.

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>>73323122
Thanks for the bump!

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President soon

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>>73327097
he is awake, he edited his thumbnail

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>>73329262
oh he woke up 20 min ago.... dude it's 3pm in your area...

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RIP Willy

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Oh! Vanta live!

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>>73335156
I dropped my link !

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>>73335156
he's explaining a stream idea that reminds me of that jackbox game where everyone makes a powerpoint and someone else has to present it without seeing it beforehand
seems like it could be kino

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FUCK

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>>73335241
>>73335302
here i picked it up for you
https://www.youtube.com/live/WnV1lRcMILE?si=t-hoPHh3NVulFuUe

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post cool phone wallpaper art of your oshi

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With Ike kinda down bad, who is the next best thing for an Iker to view? I do enjoy Shu on occasion, and recently been checking out more Victoria and Kunai streams. Suggestions?

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>>73337066
Can you say what you just said with different words? I do not understand the request.

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>>73337418
What NENmen will alleviate the Ike hole in my heart.

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>>73337066
>>73337827
>With Ike kinda down bad
What do you mean by this? What did he do?

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>>73337827
Is this about the reddit schizoposting? As someone who travels frequently for my job, the thought of having the time and extra funds to fly out someone and meet with them like that on a work trip is insane to me. I don't want to say it's not true, but I will say I have serious doubts unless there's been some update I've missed.

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>>73338276
Just his low frequency of streams. Like the Mario kart tourney was fun and nice, but there has been some spaces between streams.

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everyone who reads reddit will be punished by their oshi vanishing for a week

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>>73338966
Oh. I mean, that's a valid complaint to have, but "down bad" isn't really the kind of phrase to describe things like that. Down bad in the context of modern wording means horny, lustful, etc. Missing in action or absent would fit better.

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>>73339115
Anon, I am being aloof here. *I* am down bad.

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>>73338966
I understand, I don't blame him for taking time away with the aforementioned >>73338838 going on. They're not similar exactly, but Fulgur Ovid's plot-heavy-game streams are cozy to me. Alban Knox's streams can also be very relaxing when he's not in heat, which he is recently. Doppio's Poco Pio streams have a similar "soft boy doing soft things" vibe, though he's more of a kusogakki for sure... maybe watch some of Sonny's streams actually? He can be very chill, if a bit stupid at times (saying this as a Briskadet.) His first six months in particular he was a nervous wreck and that made him very polite and gentle. If you enjoy Ike and Shu, Sonny might honestly be a good fit for your tastes. As for streams to start with... maybe one of this Zelda playthroughs? (Okami is also a Zelda game and fits this description.)

>>73339346
Ah... in that case I'm afraid Ike is a fucking enigma that has a unique hold on everyone's sexuality. On god I wish I could find more of him.

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>>73339346
Then did you mean to type "With Ike I'm kinda down bad" at first? Because you typed "With Ike kinda down bad," which implies Ike is horny about something. I'm not angry at you or anything, by the way, I'm not trying to be nitpicky on purposing, I'm genuinely trying to make sense of your wording.

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auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nZcCSAKug0

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sonny brisko stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1rLYHgUgeg

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Why are they all going live... why must we overlap?

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benta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U5EuoRaaes

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my cat's so cute when he's embarrassed

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kek alban.....

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camellia will be albans overprotective mod now

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TOO MUCH OVERLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A BUKKAKE

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>alban: never in a million years would i know that my legacy would be being known as a pregnant cat boy
okay and who's idea was it to squat on a toilet and aim your peepee on a pregnancy stick, three times, and take a photo of it and censor it slightly so we can't doxx you off the reflection of a droplet of your pee...

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>>73341646
this imagery is so sex.........

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>>73341646
I'm not even into pee...... why does he have to do this sort of thing to me..

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closed eye gameplay

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i just realised sonny isn't hoka hoka fuwa fuwa sani today even though he had a pancake on the thumbnail

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>>73341646
that's kind of hot wtf...

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I hope Vanta will change his view on Hank after seeing the unalive attempt, severe alcohol issues and the deceased child, being indirectly told Hank views Connor as a proper partner and directly told he struggles with the concept of android 'death'
He's a shitty old man but he's a good character...

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>>73341646
i wish we got to see his pee droplets i'm so fucking sad bros

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>>73342629
I hope so too... Hank is a good, guy, life's just hard. I think Vanta's gonna be in for some wake-up calls with this game...

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i always doubt for a second when alban bumps the speed up because he says his brain moves faster than the game, but then he gets so far at 2.5 speed. what a gamer

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>>73341750 (me)
Follow-up, and this is pretty generic, but I wish I could fuck Alban until he pees and then cries from embarrassment.

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>>73342787
Alban might be a sex-crazed catboy in need of a good breeding but when it comes to certain types of games he's a stone-cold professional.

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>>73342702
whenever someone says the word droplets, my brain is hardwired to imagine that one sonic redub video
>"before my piss DRRRRROPLETS hit the earth."

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>>73342833
i feel like i had omorashi content saved but this is the closest i could find and it's not pee....but based anon
https://files.catbox.moe/362c3g.jpg
>>73342862
it makes him so fucking endearing i don't know why, i like when he gets like this with video games

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>20.5x
oh......

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he went to pee just for us

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Alban's going to the little streamer's room, who's hiding in the stall waiting for him?

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alban is peeing cutely ToT

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I can't dunk on Alban for being like this because a friend of mine and I are both deeply into a specific rhythm game and when it comes to that game it's absolutely no thought head empty zooming through beat tracks.

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FUCKING KEK I MISSED THIS I NEED TO WATCH THE VOD LATER

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>>73343630
this used to be me and show by rock, i almost gave myself carpal tunnel over it

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vanta is so fucking funny

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Really good schedule for da dog

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>>73343850
I cannot play Osu anymore because I hurt my wrist years back for unrelated reasons and it can't handle the strain anymore. It's mostly healed and good for almost any other task including manual labour, but still not Osu. I understand you, anon.

>>73344188
Stock Market Simulator is very good actually I can't wait to see him be chuuni over it.

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>>73344188
I need to know what this crazy person chess will be.

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Cute cat whore wondering if he's still entertaining us... absolutely, cute boy!

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>>73344709
he closes his eyes and misses us even if it's only for at most a minute or so

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>>73344188
I'm sad wife will miss the kino but I wonder if they'll RP playing the chess pieces in a battlefield or something just as silly

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>>73344709
>>73344757
he loves us too much....

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>>73344709
I love him

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Your still amazing baby

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>>73344767
From Pio's description it sounds like RP, I'm sad anon's wife can't make it but hopefully him naming it Nijichess means it will be played more than once

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goodbye clark fix your sleep schedule so i can have all nighter streams again

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>>73345028
Thanks, I'm hoping so too, they're always such a good time together! I appreciate that Pio has such grand creative ideas and I'm glad he can find a group that can entertain it and try to match his energy haha

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vanta is the only person ive ever seen fuck up hank so bad kek

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First time I've been invested in a DBH playthrough aside from uberhaxornova's

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I genuinely don't get how he doesn't seem to get the Hank and Connor stuff but holy shit this is fun.
I'm seriously looking forward to the reveal.

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>>73347219
I saw Fuuchan do it in his dark run but man... Vanta how have you managed this my boy.

I'm playing the game Alban's playing and sweet mother of fuck it'll make you appreciate his sense of rhythm real quick. This game gives you no indication of what sort of fuckery is coming your way other than simply learning as you go. It's really good for people who are already mentally ill about rhythm games.

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>>73344188
>stock market sim
DOOOR YOU GOTTA GO ALL IN ON CHAD AND DESU DOOOR

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>>73347613
i tried it a while ago and hercules fucked me over for so long, i had to stop trying to figure out the squares and just went from how it should sound by ear

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Cracking up at Alban recognizing a producer from just the vibes of the song.

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>>73347864
there is only room in his brain for osu and kanji

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>>73347972
and cock!

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>>73348120
yeah mine

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So uhhh. This Vanta stream has been a fucking ride so far.

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He is so smart. But also so dumb.

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>>73349239
its making me feel like hes a sociopath

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>>73349239
What happened this stream... is he fucking up everyone's routes again?

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>>73349336
Kind of same but the tower section has been the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

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>>73349391
Anon... I'd honestly say, even if whatever you're doing ends and you can hop in, don't. Wait for the vod. Experience the full thing. See the descent into whatever the fuck this is.

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>>73349336
i agreed with everything he said and still found it hilarious as fuck that he wants total android death since they're just machines

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>>73349391
yes. he somehow picks the wrong option every time even though its blatantly obvious and hes also getting so lost in the allegory he cant pay attention to anything else

>>73349620
its so weird he isnt like sympathizing with the civil rights shit at all considering...

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>>73349620
How is he missing the whole point of the game...

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SUBTLETY IS FOR COWARDS

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>>73349702
really? i feel like because he sympathizes with american civil rights he's annoyed at it being applied to machines. but because he can't suspend disbelief for even a second it's leading him to all the evil routes. at the same time, because he can't think about the physical properties of androids it's making him say some really funny shit
>>73349973
he thought about why an android would need rights to property or reproductive rights for one second since they don't have human needs and raged

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Alban having over 1000 attempts at one particular song. I understand him.

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>>73350149
I think it ultimately comes down to what he said about how if they're just diverging from their programming it's just an error because that basically leads to it meaning nothing that they're simulating life effectively enough to appear human.

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>(about Aba) i can fix her

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what the fuck does he mean "i still want hank to like me" he sort of always did? he was just grappling with life and death and his own problems and then he kept being callous about human life while simultaneously getting connor killed... man.

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>>73350324
he keeps talking about them like they need to be recalled like a bunch of faulty iphones and it's cracking me up, his autism is blocking him from getting that just because the humans say deviants are bad it doesn't mean they're bad. when connor was just yelling at that one other android vanta was saying "is connor deviant?" he genuinely missed what deviant means
>he got to the underground railroad part
my sides

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>>73350447
he thought pragmatic meant nice when the topic was about suicide and flipped when connor started being blunt and rude KEK

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>>73350571
The stuff about just backing them up and just replacing them is funny too when it's clear that pretty much none of them have that luxury, Connor is just a special boy assigned by the company.
You're right that he fully missed what a deviant is lmao.

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t-touchdown.....

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>>73350149
oh i see what you are saying now. he just cant view androids as equals to a minority group since they arent "human" to him

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i almost got so sad alban was quitting but he trolled me

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>>73351045
yeah, he's so hung up on the physical aspect, maybe he'd get it if they weren't 'perfect and superior' which he keeps mentioning. if they were i guess not "AI"

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>>73351120
NOO I GOT DOUBLE TROLLED

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yeah im not sure if im more shocked at vantas media literacy or lack of empathy. maybe im the one tripping. im so lost

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really funny that he's laughed at all the lack of subtext about this but seems to be so unaware about other parts.
he's such a green flag for the way he cares for kids and such a red flag about empathy here

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When it comes to this game, for me, I think if something has advanced far enough to acutely feel stress and pain and fear, even if' it's all simulated because they're not human, if they develop the genuine autonomy to think and make choices for personally motivated reasons that directly contradict their programming... sure, they aren't born and bred like humans, they aren't alive in the same sense that you or I are, but they appear to have developed a sort of sentience that should be respected all the same. Even if it appears they've displaced the role of many humans in society, they didn't ask for that role, and perhaps in advancing consideration to their well-being, we can further the well-being of humans, too. That's how I see things anyway... put another way, the problems of society in DBH are not so much caused by androids as magnified by their presence. The way androids are treated will not evaporate without them, it'll just return to the typical targets. I'm probably overthinking it. Vanta's playthrough of this game has been a fucking trip.

But then what the hell do I know.

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>>73351740
He feels bad for everyone in Kara's story, but it became pretty apparent to me why he doesn't give as much of a shit about Markus's because he instantly labeled him a criminal when he started to help Jericho. I think he is just autistic genuinely autistic people also have issues telling facial expressions and he jobbed to that face expression reading scene with Connor in the news station, autists also are big moralfags and if the rules say something, it's cemented in their brains. I feel like that's why he's still so hateful towards deviants and instantly malded when he got the ping that society disproved of his actions. It's also why I think he's so triggered about android mechanics and refuses to suspend disbelief

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comparing the androids to some camera bot?? what is going on lol

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>>73352029
Basically everything you said is about how I see it. If it's real enough for them to develop emotion and personality then it's just the same as our biological code. I find the view of it being an 'error' interesting when we have our own 'code errors' that influence various parts of our minds and bodies.
Anyways, it's all doomed because it's a Cage game, but it's been a wild ride so far.

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>>73352194
Yeah that makes sense -- a lot of people in general tend to be socialized that Law = Good and Correct, without thinking about the underlying reasons why many things become criminalized. For example, hitting someone with your car is assault, which is a crime, because it's damaged their person for no justifiable reason. Hitting someone in the bedroom with consent is a fun dalliance between lovers, meanwhile, while hitting someone in a boxing match is a career. Things have nuance and circumstance that need to be observed to discern the true nature of whether they are good or bad, and as an autist I understand why other autistic folk might struggle with it.

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Do we know how old Vanta is? I wonder how much of this is generational... I know I and some older friends appreciate some parts of DBH, but younger friends of mine seem to overwhelmingly view it as cringe for reasons that boil down to "emotional storytelling is lame because being emotionally impacted by things is weak."

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I think theres two skews in the autism + law diagram and one is law = right because everyone told me and why wouldn't i trust them. and law =/= right, no one has explained to me why it's right so I will refuse it. funnily enough vanta is so fucked into the former it makes the story so fucking funny. and I watched an irish fleshie try to make everyone commit suicide

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>>73354060
i think he is just black
saying this as a black anon this is generally how black streamers react to the game, it's a stupid game
it's fun to feel bad for the androids and shit but in the end some topics are going to make certain people do a double take and question wtf cage was doing, and thus stop taking the game seriously

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>>73354167
Yeah that's fair. It is very stupid in a lot of ways, with some good moments scattered throughout moments that border on narm charm, and I think it's a fun mental exercise in a bubble, but outside of that bubble it's very... heavy-handed, outright stupid at points. I think certain story beats will hit certain people very differently depending on what they have or have not experienced, as well.

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Excited for Boss' karaoke...

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>>73355227
My pipedream is that he sings Fire Flower, I wanna hear that in his cheery playful voice not actual tryharding but just fucking around, it's a feelgood song

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>>73355743
Oh I'd love that, that'd be so just warm and comfortable to hear. We'll see... spring is such a fun season for the boys with all the birthdays.

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i love how much he misses us i miss him even though he was just live... i'm gonna see his glorious 3D soon and all his friends.... i've been going to bed so happy every night ever since the announcement

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>>73354060
he seems to be black, and apparently seems to have gone to church pretty often [/spoiler[

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probably wishful thinking but i hope luca's got 10 songs up his sleeve for the karaoke so it lasts more than the hour

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So I added up the total cost for this round of merch purchases. This is after removing as many things as I could.
I wish I only liked one person so I'd only have their merch to think about because this is going to be devastating to me.

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>>73358952
Holy shit anon, godspeed. Are you gonna be okay? No ice soup?

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>>73359274
Haha... I'll just wait until summer sales for games and autumn for clothes to save money.
I only eat two meals a day because I'm menhera-kun so I'll shrink those down and focus on the first being stuff like porridge since it's cheap and filling. Then cheap cooks that can be made in batches and frozen.

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>>73358952
my god anon

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>>73359944
Tehe~

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>>73359883
Beans, rice, grains like barley and other things you can get dry in bulk are your friend. Oatmeal, too. Hang in there, anon.

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gn

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>>73360463
gn lovely

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Please, I require pictures like this https://i.4cdn.org/vt/1712691703307004.png .

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albump

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death...if thread dies or hits bump limit while i'm out i hope there's another baker around

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death is gentle, but we will continue to live

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Alban is insane

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What the fuck Alban

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I'll hold them for you

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what is alban doing...

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>>73366261
Crazy rhythm game playing

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>>73366261
he was eyes closed playing a dance of fire and ice pretty decently at a high speed

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>>73366868
we hit bump limit it's okay you don't need to bump the thread

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luca karaoke Live