/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>72807040

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

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>>72852143
I am going to rape that creature until it gooms.

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>>72852180
SNIFFFFF

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>>72851404
Biggest is hololive unironically is Kanata. Only Kanata has had to explain why she offered to finger bang a coworker

[Anonymous No.]

I demand you to love my cute daughterwife and give headpats.

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>72852319
I acquiesce to your demands

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>>72852335
samen

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>>72852319

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I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, british people, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs, YouTube notifications, headpats...i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

is she still in Taiwan? cause there was quite the quake

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

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Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

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>>72852628
The quake was in the ocean, the worry is the potential tsunami

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Why have hasent ham Gura ever sung Gogo Dolls - Iris? I think that would fit her so well

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>>72852628
There was a moderate one the day after she tweeted about Taiwan.

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>>72852808
the quake was caused by her massive Gurass

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Fex with a Sembud

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>>72852702
You forgot the timestamp anon

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>>72853133
Blind and amputated brain haver?

[Anonymous No.]

Your oshi is a lesbo lmao

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>>72853275
[Embed]

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I still think back to how the blinded yesmen said "we're back" after Gura streamed normally for 2 weeks back in February. We told them she was going to disappear and gbost again. It feels so good being right.

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>>72853498
That wasn't even normal. She said she was starting up slowly and it was at most 3 streams a week.

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>>72852702
That doesn't imply she's into buttstuff.

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>>72853444
Are you ACTUALLY reatarded+?

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>>72852143
She wasn't still in taipei was she? There was an earthquake....

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>>72853571
"slowly" was evidently still too much for her.

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>>72853498
I always assume anyone who says that is trolling

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What the fuck does Gura do all day?

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>>72853799
Me.

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>>72852143
Urge to geiger counter rising

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>>72853816

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>>72853498
I knew that she was gonna disappear again even before she started streaming again that month. Hell I even predicted she would dip in her 3rd hour of stream!

I have a real talent for predicting these things. *takes another hit of the fentanyl* Oh yeah... I'm definitely feeling it!

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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>72853498
Don't see how that's anything to feel good about, it's just sad. And even sadder will be all the people again saying "we're so back" and smugly talking about how somehow all the doubters and antis were owned by her briefly returning, only to vanish again. It really is a never ending loop...

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>>72852305
what is the symbolism of chokers? Is it like a blackbelt for how good you are at deepthroating and getting bulged? Do chokers make the throat tighter? I want to test out a choker on Gura.

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>>72852808
Serval buildings collapsed anon...

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>>72853799
in all honesty probably getting casting couch'd by japanese and korean OLs in between practicing for pre-recorded dance routines and memorizing shill pitches.

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>>72852565
you can't have gura's back cos i'm busy backshotting it.

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>>72853915
I want to see an asian OLs bushi pucci

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>>72853882
Yeah *hits fentanyl joint* I know... it's a sad situation, but I like being able to tell my fellow Gura fans "I told you so" whenever she goes offline again.

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>>72853626
Lies. She absolutely plays with her bum. And she sniffs her fingers afterwards. She has an extremely feminine smelling bum. She knows that penetrative play is bad because it will break her hymen, so she plays with her bottom instead. Spits in her hand, and rubs it on and then slips a finger in.

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>>72853906
noooo not the servalrinos!

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>>72854174
Several lol

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>>72853897
Wrong post? Regardless that was what it meant. The order was emo self harm, into whore, into “normie” fashion. Don’t get me wrong it still means the other two as well it’s just no longer a guarantee

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>>72853498
any chumbud that loses faith in her is not a chumbud, but an anti, and they need their teeth punched out. fuckin dickheads.

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>>72854086
Dude... don't expose her like this... she's gonna flip out when she finds out what you said! You'll make her not come back for 3 months instead of 3 weeks!

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Is there any 3d pron of Gura spitting in my mouth during coitus? Does this exist? I want her to spit in my mouth.

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>>72854314
nah not wrong post, follow the post back to the cross thread. ah it's not important. What is important is chokers are fucking hot, and we need more gura images with them. Some with collars, but not enough chokers.

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>>72854632
Chokers are definitely hot, no argument there, but she's not gonna wear them anymore sadly. They don't fit her new "I'm a grown woman now" shtick that she's doing nowadays.

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Remember when she bought a recorder or whatever blowing instrument it was but refused to play for chat because she wanted to brush her teeth before blowing into it so non of her stinky breath got into it :D
Why is she such a tard? Does she think her breath will linger inside it like a freaking minecraft lingering potion or something? Brushing teeth before playing an instrument, hahahah

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>72854738
LMAO I remember that! She also made up some bogus excuse about how she had to brush her teeth because it was going to be bad for her lips or throat or something if she didn't brush before.

She could have literally gotten away with not brushing and still being considered a perfect angel by her simp army. But she still decided that she needed to justify brushing her teeth before playing a instrument.

That was a top-tier Gura classic if there ever was one.

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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>>72854738
Stinky breath actually does linger. I never brushed my teeth as a kid so my recorder smelled foul.

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>>72853816
what does that mean and why does it need slying? >>72853840

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Gura ugly Gura ugly.

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>>72854717
grown woman?

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>>72854887
Oh yeah... I remember back in middle school we had those cheap little recorders for music class. This one kid didn't brush his teeth and played it one day. The whole class started gagging.

The teacher yelled at him for not brushing.

And the kid started crying, yelling that he thought his breath didn't stink.

And the class kept laughing at him while the kid was crying and trying to defend his honor.

That was great... I miss those times.

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>>72854931
Yeah, remember. She called herself a grown woman during her last stream when she was talking about how she "doesn't need to play into the whole cutesy act anymore."

Then she ended that stream immediately afterward.

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>>72854738
you know how brass instruments have those little buttons that let the spit dribble out of the instrument? I want Gura to play saxophone for a few hours, and then dribble the sax spit into my mouth, and lick her used reeds, and smell her mouthpiece.

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>>72854887
Its not the breath, it is spit and bacteria that makes it stink, not the stinky breath itself

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>>72854806
i love the way she thinks when she's being sasuga, it's so endearing. like her own brand of confused logic. she's so fucking perfect.

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>>72854086
Reminder that in I am Fish Gura hinted that butts are only for out and not in, every post you make like this is cope.

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>>72855144
Yeah, her confused logic is cute because it reminds me of how a child's mind works.

The fact she's such a idiot makes her all the more adorable. I wonder if she gets confused by every day activities like trying to open the fridge door.

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>>72855156
nah that's what butt fiends like myself and gura say as a cope to convince normies that we don't play with our butts, but we do. She's also a smellfag, and definitely likes the smell.

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>>72855261
>Gura is only lying or joking when it fits my narrative.
retard

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>>72854174
Man I should rewatch Kemono friends. It's been years since my last one.

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Child

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>>72855013
I'm assuming this is schizo talk but my memory is dogshit so idk for sure.

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>>72855156
I take "things that never happend for 1'000 Alex"

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>>72855380
what the fuck shithole are you from that you apostrophize your numerals? lol.

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>>72855301
I'm currently rewatching it. It's fun, though not the most stimulating exciting thing out there, just laugh at the funny animal girls.

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>>72852628
hope she's ok, that shit looked deadly

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Gura has roastbeef cunny, right? She is the one who alerts the guards with the flapping of her cuntflappers

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>>72855428
hopefully they're 1.000.000km away from me.

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https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270

Look at this tard :D Being hesitant to tell chat that she need to go to an idol meating "Hey chat....i think.....i think....hmm....chat i think i need to go to an idol meating" :D

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>>72855473
tiny underdeveloped flaps so pink and little tha

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>>72852628
#WhereIsGura

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>>72855573
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

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>>72855573
imagining her bladder putting pressure on and pushing against her peehole and cunny.

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WTF is going on? Is this a new angle?

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>>72855667
what? what's wrong? comfy posts for the last 10 minutes...

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>>72855573
i want her to get pink lemonad into my mouth.

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Just graduate, you lying whore.

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>>72855618
Buried under the rubble of shoddily constructed Chinese buildings.

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Why did she call my oshi a whore?

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>>72855667
It's just the swedish namefag spamming everything he has. Whenever you see that retarded hidragena post, you know that the thread will be garbage for the next few hours

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>>72855573
Which stream did she go away to pee, then came back, chat asked if she washed her hands, she said yes, then an hour later she admitted to not having watched her hands since that morning? Counterband police?

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>>72855850
Makes sense. I didn't see that post since I have it filtered

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>>72855850
Last time you claimed i was Swizz, now i'm Swedish, kino schitzo, can i be Australian next time? I wish i was australian

[Anonymous No.]

look at my wife

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Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't Sushiro say they had some news about their collab with Gura that was supposed to come out last week? Did that ever happen or what?

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>>72855573
I have fond memories of the "little shark" bgm
she used it a lot in 2021, during the golden age that probably won't ever come back...

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>>72856023
Gura is constipated.

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>>72855934
Outer Wilds, i have her pee log

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look at my Gurandma

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>>72856086
Slander, given my wifes diet her intestines flops about like a non tied down firehose by all the liquid chocolate that flows through them

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>>72856086
but the psyllium husk, canola bars and miralax?

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>>72856003
That wasn't even me. Remember when you posted your ISP in /who/?

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Can you guys PLEASE, just for once

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>>72855380
I greatly encourage you to do your vod reps retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlSHzNvoNNM&t=3473s

[Anonymous No.]

>>72856221
Only temporary solutions for a long term problem.
>>72856194
Gura only poops once a month. It comes out in every consistency imaginable as she works through her backlog of meals from the month.

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>>72855442
Not sure when I'll be able to watch it again with the new season starting. Maybe I'll sit down and binge it on the weekend

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>>72856242
I think you have me confused with another cumbud, idiot, learn a better pattern matching algorithm

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>>72855813
And stop getting free money?

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>>72856255
hang on, I will PLEASE Gura in a minute!

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Find that timestamp reminded me that I have way more notebooks full of Gura timestamps than I thought, I probably have tens of thousands of them written down and I can barely do anything with them because I was too lazy to put them into a digital file.
>master
The original image was too large

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>>72856327
no? eating more fiber in general will absolutely solve your constipation problems unless your intestines are clogged with hair or something.

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>>72856270
She said that because chat was saying it. It was too delayed to be her own thought.

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Gura has avoidant personality disorder and imposter syndrome.

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>>72856270
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlSHzNvoNNM&t=3473s
She was regurgitating a chatter: "SleepDeprived Exit only?", and 10 others, idiot

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>>72856036
The Sushiro collab in Taipei is ending in a little less than 14 hours, maybe they'll announce it then?

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Gura is my little retard

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>>72856460
>>72856508
>she didn't say that
>actually I mean it wasn't her it was chat
You were wrong, deal with it retards.

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>>72856541
same desu

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>>72856440
If Gura is consuming psyllium husk, granola bars and miralax then constipation is definitely a recurring problem for her. You don't go through all that effort if you're regular.

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>>72856532
Gura's father Poseidon is wiping Taipei off the map like he did Atlantis because they're ending the sushiro collab.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has syncope and pica.

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>>72856626
what I'm saying is that she probably isn't constipated anymore since she started using those a while ago, but still eats granola bars to keep her fiber intake up.

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>>72856711
I choose to believe that she's still constipated, and I'll continue to believe it until I see evidence that she can make a bowel movement regularly. Preferably onto my chest so I can inspect it closely.

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Remember this bois? She is such a sweetie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PfTFVI1tPk

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>>72856694
>pica
Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

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>>72856905
Lmao, I can definitely believe it.

I'm sure Gura's parents probably had to rush her to the hospital so many times throughout her childhood for all the different poisonous things she ate.

And because of her Pica, she was probably too stupid to even know why she was being rushed to the hospital so much.

I can imagine, at her grown age, she still has those same tendencies and needs to be kept under close supervision at all times, to prevent her from dying or hurting herself with something poisonous.

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Is he samefagging?

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>>72857059
ye

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>>72856036
I was just thinking about that, there was supposed to be something announced but nope, nothing.

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>>72857059
>>72857089
I'm the hydrangea guy, dunno who the other retard is, hes been following me around ever since i mentioned Gura having stinky breath and didn't want to play an instrument, please send help

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>>72857206
usually posting cunny soothes /ggg/

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>>72857206
You sure do know a lot about Gura lol. I guess we've both got a few things in common.

Also, don't worry. I won't allow that weirdo to keep following you around like that anymore.

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>>72857204
Fucking Chinese.

[Anonymous No.]

the new dikko set is kinda trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>72857479
dikko was always trash

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>>72857600
I liked the one with shion

[Anonymous No.]

Have there been any confirmation that Gura is in callis live? Don't want to get my hopes up just for some potential Gura scraps

[Anonymous No.]

big taiwan earthquake
hope goob is outta there

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>>72857885
Go to her thread and stop begging for views schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>72857885
lurk 100 years more

[Anonymous No.]

Put the Gura patch badge on my range bag

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Baguraette honhon

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>>72857885
As far as I know, there hasn't been anything confirmed yet. Although it would be hilarious to get more Gura scraps.

Imagine if she ends up calling in drunk... and Calli ends up scolding her, lol.

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>>72857059
He always does. You can tell when he gets tired, but sadly it's not nearly as much as you'd like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72858023
you get out of the gura thread, we watch gura here, if she's there we're there

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I cry myself to sleep every night hearing gura's voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>72858187
Why do you turn up at random times? Either do your job like the rest of the human bots like
>>72852158
Or don't do it at all, have some pride in your work dude

[Anonymous No.]

Im gonna wash my daki soon, I think I might add a light scent to it this time. I thought her sunscreen body wash was interesting, but I wish she would have answered the question about her recent shampoo scents so I knew the best one to use.

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>>72853400
based

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I want to listen to Gura's constipated tummy noises so she beats me and I can finally feel alive again.

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>>72858522
Can’t after other members fans got weird with it

[Anonymous No.]

Gura let me violate you
Gura let me desecrate you
Gura let me penetrate you
Gura let me complicate you

Gura broke apart my insides
(Help me) Gura got no soul to sell
(Help me) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Gura wanna feel me from the inside
Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Guras whole existence is flawed
Gura get me closer to God

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>>72858343
It's confirmed. Mori posted sillouettes in one stream and Gura was there.

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>>72858657
Pretty funny being gone for like 40 days again and yet again show up on someone elses stream instead during the ghosting arc :D

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>>72857885
>calli
Mori

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>>72858882
Your mom is a whore, you ignorant slut

[Anonymous No.]

Gura left Taiwan and they just got hit by a 7.5 magnitude earthquake. What did they do so bad that it upset Gura so badly that she did that to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72858882
>this place calls her mori
>she calls herself mori
>Gura calls her calli
so I call her calli

[Anonymous No.]

>>72858633
I am currently doing a compilation video of every instances of Gura mentioning male baldness, maybe i should sprinkle in every tummy noises too while i am going through everything anyway?

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>>72859067
I havent watched a full mori stream since her mad father stream

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>>72859148
sounds good

[Anonymous No.]

>>72859165
I only watch her when Gura is on screen.

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>>72857885
>>72858343
Yes it's confirmed. Mori posted the image yesterday of everyone in her concert. Gura is there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72859045
how powerful is gura

[Anonymous No.]

Did you all know that a horse can produce 15 horsepower?

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have any other baldbuds in the chat tonight. I’ve seen videos on youtube of people pouring coffee directly their scalp to cure baldness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72859325
Embrace the baldness. Girls, Gura included, like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72859411
Bald cope

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>>72859457
Gura only teases things she likes dumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72859299
She's so weak that even a child could beat her up.

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>>72858657
Oh yeah, I think remember that lol.

It's actually pretty sad how Calli can't keep track of what Gura is doing. She's got to be the least observant person on earth.

Calli is actually trying to keep Gura on the straight and narrow while Gura is sneaking off to the pub and getting hammered with her simps.
>>72859291
Wait, she seriously has an actual concert IRL? I had no idea... who's playing the music? Calli?

Or is it just another concert of Gura's where she's the main attraction while Calli is forced to be the support group?

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>>72859325
Sounds painful...

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>>72859648
It doesn’t have to be hot you nimrod. It’s the caffeine apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72859706
So why don't they just slap some caffeine onto their ugly scalps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72859706
Why didn't you just say iced coffee then?

[Anonymous No.]

Should bald people be euthanized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72858472
I have recently gotten a job, each of my ritualposts are going to be inconsistent on weekends from now on, sorry for the inconvenience anon

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>>72859773
I think it’s because it’s how cheap and readily available it is for why they use coffee. Some black dude on youtube did showed all the steps he did. I’ve been thinking about it ever since I saw that vid

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>>72859823
First of all, with the obvious, you’re retarded.
Secondaly, do you realize how rare of a photo that is. You can’t just be flinging it around like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72860026
I once saw a video of some guy using something called a derma roller until his head was bleeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72859919
Please use your phone to ritualpost at work. I believe in you. You can make it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72859919
That's okay. I forgive you, anon.

But just know your services here are desperately needed, so don't forget about your responsibilities.

The future of the Guraverse depends on your ritualistic actions!

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>>72855813
What did she lie about this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72860279

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>>72860151
>>72860201
Hmmm, now that you mention it, I *could* briefly switch from wifi to mobile data to ritualpost so that my employers don't see me lurking the loli /vt/ thread and I don't raise any eyebrows...
Alright, I'll give it a shot. No promises, since my phone browsers have historically had problems with 4chan anyway, but I can try

[Anonymous No.]

>>72860385
I look like this and type like this

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>>72860421
Try using kuroba ex

[Anonymous No.]

Gura got the question about whats the most exotic thing she ever eaten, she mentioned a couple of things, then out of nowhere "I had potting soil the other day" https://youtu.be/XzkusRZ6r8U?t=8335

Dude, her pica is getting out of hand

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>>72860421
Do whatever you got to do... just don't forget about us.

But don't get caught by any of your employers, either.

We can't have you losing your job just because we're begging for more of your high-quality Gura ritualistic greentexts and rants.

[Anonymous No.]

Real talk if Gurass stops posting I get dibs first on taking over for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72860503
First I've heard of it, thanks for the recommendation anon, I'll give it a spin o7
>>72860552
Thank you for the kind words fellow soldier of Gura and Christ, I promise I'll be careful

[Anonymous No.]

Also, does today feel like Halloween to you guys or is that just me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72860637
Isn't the adult gurass available? Have not seen that one consistently for months now

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>>72860524
LMAO!

I'm dead serious when I say that she needs to be under constant care and supervision by her parents at all times.

Her Pica is actually getting worse over the years! At this rate, she's gonna be eating actual dirt soon.

And when she does do that, she'll probably be rushed to the hospital by her parents, like when she was a child, while the doctors ask her parents "how the hell did she manage to ingest this?"

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>>72860637
dont manifest that what would gura sniff poster do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72860805
This one?
Here (You) go, take it for a spin :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>72860819
I hope my ritual posts are reposted after I die. It’s a way you can live on forever with Gura. This is the final red pill.

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>>72861045
Samen desu

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Day 45! Give it up for day 45!

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>>72861414
45 days since i've had an erection then, can that be true? Have she been gone for that long again?

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>>72861488
She's actually been gone for 55 days as of today.

So you're almost on the mark with your guess.

But yeah, it's been nearly 2 whole months since she last streamed.

I can't believe it either...

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Just for record, what was her 2nd longest streak? Is this it yet?

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura

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>>72861609
last year around this time she stopped streaming in October and came back at the start of the year with her first stream was her in Japan and every day after that she kept having her comeback streams. It's fine I'm just happy I get to see her sometimes I wish I knew what was going on so I could help her.

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>>72861609
It might be if we're beancounting days since last livestream, but maybe not. May through June to her birthday had a couple collabs and Outlast, this streak had fes and all 15 minutes of the space. Though honestly that it's reached arguing those semantics at all says enough.

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>>72861802
>I wish I knew what was going on so I could help her
Then ask her when she gets back

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>>72861802
Yeah... her having Pica is no joke, either. I don't know if it's as bad as when she was a kid, but she's definitely still doing it every now and then.

That's why I think she needs to continue doing that "adult" act she's been doing. She's a full grown woman now, but she still acts like a child sometimes.

We're all hoping for her return soon, though. Even the other members of Hololive EN desperately want her to come back.

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>>72862011
A lot of us have and she does not answer or will dance around the subject and or get mad. I was almost at my 2 year when I asked and she banned me and I am now on my new account almost at a year now. I am very upset she did that but now I know not to ask.

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>>72860503
>>72860552
>>72860761 (me)
Alright, just got KurobaEx and quickly glanced through the configuration (open to any advice or suggestions though)
Hopefully this post works, if so, expect my weekend ritualposting to resume
Much obliged for the help anon!

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>>72861547
>it's been nearly 2 whole months since she last streamed
somebody kill me already

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve also stagnated in my field/life in general for the past few months. It’s kinda nice knowing Gura’s also just saying fuck it. It makes me feel like I’m not the only fuck up and gives me energy to feel better.

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>>72862124
Proof? Otherwise I'm just going to assume you're just making shit up. (Btw your made up scenario is still not an excuse to not ask her whats going on)

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>>72862124
She banned you and you still came back? Hahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahah dude

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>>72862199
If it makes you that depressed then that's all the more reason to ask her about it.

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>>72862131
I have shortcuts on my keyboard when phoneposting. (similar to how “otw” autocorrects to “on the way”, but for my ritual texts.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>72862460
That's pajeet, he did not ask and his account, which is known, is unfortunately not banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72859299
>how powerful is gura
gura has the gura gura no mi
...
heh.

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>>72862124
Oh wow... I can't believe you actually stuck around and stayed loyal to her for nearly 2 years without any response back from her.

That's some serious dedication on your part.

It's too bad she's not more responsive to her fans when they have genuine questions. It kinda makes you wonder what exactly she's hiding when she bans loyal fans and refuses to answer their questions?

The most recent guy to get banned was just asking about her Pica and that's what really got her angry.

[Anonymous No.]

Alot of fanfics going on here today

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>>72862701
It's mostly that guy.

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>>72862741
Pretty sure its you

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>>72862124
I didn't know she actually banned people.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats a job where I don't need to do an interview? I'm considering the military because all they need are warm bodies.

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>>72862777
Or maybe it was you

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>>72862777
Retard.

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>>72862804
Red light district

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>>72862804
Temp jobs on craigslist or facebook or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine sitting in that building when Gura pushed it over

[Anonymous No.]

time to try to sleep so i can wake up to Gura content

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>>72862953
I would probably freak out myself if I was in that building, ngl.

Especially after looking back at what she tried doing with Kobo in the last collab they did together. She basically tried to pull the same trick that she did on the other building onto Kobby, luckily that didn't go over well with her.

But she was totally serious when she wanted to recreate whatever she did at the other building to this one:

[Gura's pov]

[Kobo's pov]

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>>72862793
well that or it's the Cover mods

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>>72862986
How Ironic would it be if you woke up and WWIII had started. Can you imagine haha

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>>72862986
Unless I missed something I wouldn't get your hopes up about her calling in to Mori's stream, im just expecting to see her performance during the live

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>>72862425
I showed proof when it happened look at old threads.

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>>72863165
god I wish, just end this clown world already...

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>>72862460
What is so funny about it? I like her

>>72862519
My account was banned stop making things up.

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>>72862793
She doesn't unless it's people spamming, he's a larping faggot.

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>>72863226
what timeframe?

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>>72863188
I wouldn't either because Calli rarely brings Gura or any of the other members on the podcast unless it's the whole group for a special episode.

But if she does end up calling in, she'll definitely try to sound as drunk as possible, because she knows that'll get the simps in the chatroom going crazy.

She'll be slurring her words so much that it'll be impossible to understand her for the few minutes she's on.

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>>72863372
(you)

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>>72863165
We could use one again, too bad we invented nukes

[Anonymous No.]

Everytime Gura comes back it’s like she’s rekindling the bonfire.

[Anonymous No.]

ask her that schizo is the most annoying faggot in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

Just heard about the earthquake in Taiwan, is Gura still there?

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>>72863601
That's a good description of it.

Whenever she comes back, all of her fans start feeling hope again, that she's gonna return to her regular schedule.

But little do they know... she's gonna let that bonfire burn until it's completely gone again.

Just when they think she's not gonna abandon the fire again... she snuffs it out right in front of them, making them have to waste their resources on lighting it again.

So yeah, a Dark Souls bonfire is honestly a pretty good metaphor for a Gura comeback.

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>>72863788
I'm not gonna say he ain't irritating but he's far from the most annoying.

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>>72862793
She gives out bans to spammers and bots. She won’t even put the chat in subscriber only mode, for obvious reasons, during a time when management forced almost everyone to during rust. Though to be fair she also wasn’t aware

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>>72863788
Not even close.
See >>72863846

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>>72863998
>>72864076
The off topic one takes it for me. They refuse to shit up their own thread

[Anonymous No.]

Is her Scarlet Nexus VODs worth watching even though they are ads?

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>>72864167
Lol yeah, they go off the rails quite a lot in some of those threads.

Like the one about the guy going on the first date with a Gura fanboy, and all the other people in the comment section just told him to dump her because she was crazy.

It was like 200+ comments saying he should dump her. I couldn't find even one saying he should stay with her XD

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>>72854889
He's referencing a doujin

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>>72864263
hell no. her worst streams by far

[Anonymous No.]

>>72864408
numbers?

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>>72864263
I’ve seen people recommend her metroid stream, monster Hunter stream, and that horror game she played before disappearing in June. You just have to watch and see if you like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>72864673
metroid was fun, lots of zatsu in the down times

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve learned that Gura knows how to paint with the colors of the wind and that gushing over magical girls sold really well. All around decent days day for me

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>>72864673
Her Metroid stream was a trainwreck from start to finish, the MH stream was so bad she literally went into a full on rage meltdown, and the horror game she played was a game she had already played on Twitch.

The Metroid stream is my favorite because she really struggled with the basic controls. Like, that game was not that difficult, even for 10-year-olds, but she made it look like she kept trying to play with the controller upside-down

[Anonymous No.]

Something is wrong with my cat. How do I fix her?

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>>72864673
>>72864788
Which horror game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72864469
103366

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>>72864847
Calisto protocol don’t know what that schizo is talking about

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>>72859623
It's her birthday concert. It's probably not irl. It's most likely recorded. That's how she has the EN and ID people in it. Are you new? This is how they do it. It was recorded while the EN and ID members were in Japan last month

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>>72864850
I understand.

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>>72859623
It's not a Gura concert. It's Mori's birthday concert. Pre-recorded. Tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>72861609
Hell no. This isn't even close to the 2nd longest.

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>>72865137
I know it's her birthday concert... but still... it's been over a year now without a live IRL stream besides the one from 2021's Hololive Fest, and even that's a stretch, because it wasn't really a solo Gura stream anyway.

I'm honestly surprised that they didn't just outright ban her from ever doing IRL streams again and forced her to go back to vtubing full-time.

But it was probably too much trouble for them to go through, so they're just allowing her to do pre-recorded stuff like this.
>>72865192
I know it's a pre-recorded concert. I meant that it'll still likely be advertised as a "Gura concert" because they're not gonna call it what it really is - a pre-recorded performance. Which is why I call it a "concert".

They'll probably do like the last one and make it seem like Gura is doing the concert live from the audience. Although anyone who pays even the slightest amount of attention to the stream can instantly figure out that she's not there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72862793
She only bans spammers. This faggot wasn't banned, he's larping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72862503
Sick, thanks for the handholding phonebud

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>>72862011
People have asked and she either ignores it or is very vague. She also says she knows she has to do better and nothing ever changes. I mean, she shouldn't say that if she doesn't mean it.

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>>72862460
He wasn't banned for asking a question. He's larping

[Anonymous No.]

What would milk from Gura's petite little shark tits taste like? Would it be salty?

[Anonymous No.]

Schizos are back guess I’ll go listen to her asmr again

[Anonymous No.]

How can anyone deny that this shark is hyper-lesbian? https://youtu.be/OZP4N0edOu0?t=3990

And she had hundreds of similar reactions in her holo career

[Anonymous No.]

FUUUUUCK, I moved my speakers to clean behind them and now the sound is completely off. This is going to either be an all night thing or all week. I should have just let the dust accumulate.

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>>72865237
Gura won't have any irl concerts, tard. Her MC segments with Kiara and Bae is all you're going to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72865237
It's not gonna be called a Gura concert. It's Mori's birthday concert.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies I feel sicky. I think going to go eep now...

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>>72865431
Yeah, it sucks when she pulls the whole "I'm gonna do better" card, but still keeps on being the same old lazy Gura.

At this point, I have no confidence that she'll actually get better. She's too far gone into her own delusion of laziness.

But yeah... I agree that Gura behaves in a very "McDonald's"-like way. Maybe I should start using that as my nickname for her instead.

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>>72865718

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>>72865731
Why do you type like that?

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>>72865637
I mean, yeah... I don't expect her to even attempt one after she messed up the last one. But they were probably expecting her to keep up the IRL streams after that and make it a regular thing, like when she used to have those dance lessons.

Sadly, that didn't really pan out because, y'know... Gura. So they just have to settle for her only showing face on collabs, now.
>>72865697
Yeah that's what I know... but it's technically still going to be a concert that focuses on Gura for at least half the stream. Hence why they might as well promote it as a Gura-centered concert.

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>>72862953
Why Gura do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72865871
destruction is the path to enlightenment!

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>>72865786
(Guh, you got me, man. I can't even hide it lol. I've always had a problem with typing like that, and I could never figure out why. My friends and coworkers always called me out for it and I could never tell if they were joking or not. I guess that's just another one of my bad habits, sadly)

[Anonymous No.]

>>72866016
Will you let me mating press you?

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>>72866329
(Gawd, I really gotta stop taking the bait... lol. Now I'm gonna have to come up with an entire response to your question. Just give me a second, I need to code switch real quick.

Ugh... alright, here we go)

Sure, go ahead. I don't really mind a good mating press. I mean... I'm just happy that you're offering me something that I desperately need in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72866406
Interesting...
What do you think of this? *Unzips pants*

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>>72866440
(Huh... so now you're just showing me what's under your pants... that's kinda wild, lol.

I suppose I can take a look...

But seriously though, now I'm beginning to think that I'm being set up for a joke...)

[Anonymous No.]

>>72866582
Gazpacho is a cinnamon roll. You'll never understand what she goes through for us.

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I farted so hard my butt got itchy

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>>72866663
You just shit yourself dumbud...

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>>72866652
Wow, I can't believe you actually just pulled out that Gazpacho reference... lol. I don't know if you did that intentionally or just happen to say it randomly, but it made me laugh for a few minutes.

I still can't believe anyone actually unironically calls her Gazpacho, I just can't take her seriously whenever I hear that nickname

[Anonymous No.]

>>72866700
damn

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>>72866782
I just found a fun new toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72866782
Test, testicles, Gura is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72866843
I guess so... hey, are you by any chance that guy from my DMs who keeps trying to invite me to play Elden Ring with his group? I told him to wait until I finish up Dark Souls 3, but maybe you're someone else?
>>72866944
Oooo, I see... so you are him? Lol. I knew it was just too much of a coincidence that you were asking me these questions after I got a message from him.

Anyways, do you wanna help me take down those two gargoyle bosses in Dark Souls 3? Gura may be awesome, but these bosses are not. If you're willing to help, let me know.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the shittiest ggg in human history?

[Anonymous No.]

What a strange series of posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72867104
I'll stop shitting up the thread. I was replying nonsensical garbage to the schizo that types funny to see if it's a bot. I think it is.

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>>72867104
Honestly, it's starting to feel like it lol. I haven't gotten any new shitty greentexts from anons in a long time, which has been a complete bummer, desu.

I really wish Gura herself would come out and make some shitty responses, or even go on a rant here on my threads to give me new content to work with, but she refuses to.

But it's alright... I can still get some decent replies from you
>>72867170
(Nah, I'm 100% a real person. But I'm getting pretty sleepy, so I think I'm gonna call it a night. It was fun chatting with you, though! :)

So, until the next shitty greentext, I bid you good night, fellow holotard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72867104
It's pretty normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>72867245
>holotard
But I only watch Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72867349
I hid all the bait a while ago

[Anonymous No.]

Gura didn't get bullied hard enough in school. She would be more grateful to be loved by so many people if she had really been alone

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>>72867540

[Anonymous No.]

I was really looking forward to Gura's cute April Fool's stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72867540
I wish I could have gone to school with her so I could bully her mercilessly, physically, emotionally, and sexually.

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>>72867762

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb goob

[Anonymous No.]

>>72867762
Same, I especially would've sexually bullied her.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish you assholes would stop saying mean things about her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72868130
Bullying builds character. :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>72868079
>>72868166

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[Anonymous No.]

>>72868330
Oyasame

[Anonymous No.]

>>72868130
Think of it this way, I get to bully her and have fun breaking her and you get to have fun putting her back together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72868330

[Anonymous No.]

>>72868330
sleep tight buddy

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>>72868363

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>>72865628
Rookie mistake, the cable elves don't like to be disturbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>72868330
Goob night

[Anonymous No.]

>>72868330
sharkdreams

[Anonymous No.]

My penis is the size of a skintag

[Anonymous No.]

My skintags are the size of penises. Would gura suck on them? Also what the fuck is up with this thread, i obviously didn't miss anything important. AI posting should be a permaban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72868922
>AI posting should be a permaban.
Doesn't feel like AI, feel just like absolute retarded humans

Best regards from a fellow human that is not retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>72868922
You'd kill like 70% of /pol/. Not that this is a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

haaaaaaaaaaa...

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>>72869341

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>>72865814
No, it won't. Gura will probably be on there for 5-8 minutes. Mori has like 8 guests. Why would Gura be on for half of it?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for Gura to tell us she needs to do better at communicating or more likely, she'll just act like every thing fine, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

Even though Gura isnt active much these days, I still go through and like #gawrt everyday. I usually check it once at noon and once midnight. I don't know why I still do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72870074
I stopped doing that near the end of last year, and only browse when she's active.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like gooming. I think I'll do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72870074
It isn't quite what it used to be, but there's still cute stuff to be found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72854323
You are literally a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/045uc9
Look at her dance
Anyone has the megu megu fire version streamable

[Anonymous No.]

>>72870247
>believing esl poojeets, pag pag munching seadogs and seething crying schizos.
kys gullible faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72870334
megu megu was a tough act to top.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel sick too wtf. Does anyone else feel sick?

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[Anonymous No.]

B*rbs went back to playing games at his usual time. He was traveling while Gura was in Japan and Taiwan. He played games from 10 pm to 8 am sweden time every day the week of fes and stopped the day Gura left for taiwan.

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