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>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams>
Idols:
Nina will either master 1 or get back to 1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3h6YvA-zwA
Crow ranked with the windows client
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk_se4eG7mg

Bros:
Tileman is afraid to rank atm check back later

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers

Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>Jong news
/mjg/ translated and put up a WWYD book on the repo that includes bakyou and responses from 3 high ranked tenhou players with their reasoning, check it out

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig/
>>>/vt/asp/
>>>/vt/wasp/
>>>/vt/mayo/

Previous bread >>72602794

>> No.72729022

Stop dying

>> No.72729347
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Second for sex with cute boys

>> No.72730539

We've lost too many posters...

>> No.72732749
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Jellyjonger... doko

>> No.72733074

>nina streaming
>friendlies

>> No.72735036

am going to bed, gl surviving

>> No.72735723

why didn't any of the BA fags come here

>> No.72735948

https://www.twitch.tv/mugenxchan

>> No.72737924
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This thread is not long for this world.

>> No.72738846
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Does anyone need a loan

>> No.72739645

>>72738846
Can I get the loan in dora

>> No.72739761

>>72739645
I spent all my dora in the last /mjg/ friendly I played

>> No.72740962

Lisa gives handjobs for deal ins.

>> No.72741271

>>72740962
Tell her to call me if she wants to ippatsu every riichi

>> No.72741880

god I wish Yue was like Nina

>> No.72744565

What's the most underrated yaku?

>> No.72744568

Stop dying

>> No.72745076

>>72740962
Lisa gives deal ins for hand jobs lisa has a futa cock

>> No.72747068

>>72744565
I cant think of any underrated yaku. Tanyao and pinfu are far and above the best yaku in the game due to their consistency. I can say the most overrated is sanshoku and iipeikou

>> No.72747531

>>72744565
Unironically tanyao is underrated

>> No.72748690
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SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>> No.72749708
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>>72748690
You got RONNED! That this bitch!

>> No.72751729
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>> No.72752983

>>72749708
Lovense jong:
All players female
All players have a lovense in their vagina that is controlled by a game master
Vibration intensity increases as points decrease and decreases as points increase
When riichi is called, vibration for all players not in riichi increases until the end of the round if 3/4 players are in riichi, the last player's lovense will automatically be set to the highest setting for the remainder of the hand.
Clothing is removed as points are lost, but cannot be regained
If a player has negative points they will be removed trom the game, strapped to their chair, and the lovense will be set to high for the remaining duration of the game while the other players continue.
At the end of West 4 (yes, West), the player with the least points is strapped to the table and a live audience will be able to donate to charity for temporary control of her device

>> No.72753207

>>72752983
this but cute boys with lovense buttplugs

>> No.72753404
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>>72752983
>>72753207
Why are you people such coomers...

>> No.72753995

>>72753404
If God didn't want me to be a coomer he wouldn't have made women so beautiful.

>> No.72754563

>>72753404
Why are you pretending like you dont want a vibrator shoved up your ass?

>> No.72756684
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>> No.72756743

>>72756684
They will when we're done with them.

>> No.72756925

if there's enough people for a room when I open the game I will make one

>> No.72757033

>fox hag isn't dead
sugoi...

>> No.72757220
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>>72757033
>go visit family for Easter for a couple of days
>people think you're dead

>> No.72757278

>Jellyjonger mia for more than a week
:'x

>> No.72757294
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72757294

SEX as the LITTLE GIRL

>> No.72757354

>>72728987
my wife in the OP

>> No.72757385

>>72757278
Didn't they say they would be mia for a while? I hope cute jelly jonger is alright.

>> No.72757395
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>>72757220
You're alive

>> No.72757472
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>>72757220
We’ve already read the will and took your mahjong set and autotable…

>> No.72757502

I just woke up so this should be fun

Blitz no tips Majsoul Friends Room 21867(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21867

>> No.72757555

>>72757502
i hate no tips but i'll still join >:c

>> No.72757592

>>72757555
I wish I could force auto-arrange off too for extra fun

>> No.72757633

>>72757502
3/4

>> No.72757735

>>72757592
Turning off auto sort and not sorring yourself is a god awful experience

>> No.72757971

>>72757502
starting

>> No.72758028

>>72753207
For a moment I thought I made this post

>> No.72759020

chitoi and toitoi are a pain with no tips

>> No.72760207

>>72759020
what did he mean by this

>> No.72760206
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>> No.72760219
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>>72757502
Wj

>> No.72761947

we're hitting luckshitting levels that shouldn't be possible

>> No.72762134

can I just push a single hand, just one hand?

>> No.72762714
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>>72762134
No deal ins will continue until shadowrealming

>> No.72763575 [SPOILER] 
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Khubie News: Another one for the jong mines.

>> No.72763777
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>>72757502
WJ

>> No.72763779

>>72757502
wj, this room was painful for me

>> No.72763782

>>72757502
WJ~

>> No.72763805
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>>72757502
Well jonged!

>> No.72763868

>>72763575
>yakuza 0
>plays at the mahjong parlor for 8 hours

>> No.72764129
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I've never been hit by the furry so many times in a single game, I'm honestly a little shook

>> No.72764372

>>72764129
that's because you're my prey UwU~

>> No.72764581

>>72764129
>>72764372
Save it for the male variant of lovense mahjong, you two.

>> No.72765701
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Bumpers

>> No.72766587

>>72757385
if so i missed that post, but the last messages i've seen from him sounded like it was over, don't know if those were serious or just jong seeth

>> No.72767016

made someone rage quit with a tanki wait on a off-seat wind
I'm sorry

>> No.72767311
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>>72767016
Good on ya son, fuck em

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>> No.72771100

blue archivers can't jong

>> No.72771471

jongers can't blue archive<div class="xa24desu"></div>

>> No.72771754

>>72771471
I can only afford jong gacha

>> No.72773283
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72773283

Tileman News:

>> No.72773443

i always thought Nine Gates was exclusive to manzu until recently

>> No.72773525

>>72773443
Same

>> No.72773717
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>>72773283
Tsumo?

>> No.72773861

>>72773283
I tsumo pinfu chiinitsu
234m 333m 44m 555m 567m.

>> No.72774006

>>72773283
Kan.

>> No.72774446

>>72773443
>>72773525
Third

>> No.72774471

where jong strim

>> No.72774525

nina should derank

>> No.72774662

>>72774471
I might stream soon...

>> No.72774748
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72774748

the absolute state of furry trying to get back into expert

>> No.72774810
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>>72774748
it's 3p

>> No.72774840

>>72774810
you're one second place from promotion, stop dodging it

>> No.72774845

>>72774810
get back to 4 player you coward

>> No.72774910

Furry is so desperate to get back to expert that he is climbing on easy mode (sanma)

>> No.72775057

>>72774840
>>72774845
>>72774910
Probably wants to snipe kubi for his last game.

>> No.72775307

>>72775057
Is it even possible to snipe in silver? Just the stream delay is probably longer than queue times in dead hours

>> No.72775464

>>72775307
You predict the stream delay.

>> No.72776211

>>72775307
Very much so.

>> No.72776376

>>72775307
Im going to snipe every one of rezuuls games until hes in gold. And then ill derank to gold and force him to A1

>> No.72776508

>>72776376
Sniping in jade is way harder because south room always has 3k+ players at all times.

>> No.72776836

>>72776376
That nigger is grinching his games tonight.

>> No.72776939

>>72776836
what the fuck does grinching even mean in this context? like he's stealing christmas or what?

>> No.72777020
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>>72776939
/mjg/ lingo for forfeiting
lots of /mjg/ tourists lately

>> No.72777599
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>>72777020
This is an /mjg/ colony, we've always been here.

>> No.72777816

>>72777599
Sir this is a /pcg/ colony. /mjg/ has a wooden shack with holes in the roof at the corner of the barbed wire fence. Trespassers will be shot and those with poor grammar attacked by rabid raccoons

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>>72777816
I want to be sexually attacked by this rabid coon

>> No.72777883

Actually it's an /asp/ colony

>> No.72778097
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72778097

This adeptchads game is on repeat 5 with 3 dealer changes. Incredible.

>> No.72778217

I don't care if this is some /wasp/ split caused by an infiltration from the severely autistic group that just wants there to be more generals that aren't hololive, /pcg/ needs another divegrass slot.

>> No.72778243
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>>72777883
Why do I never see any /asp/ies in friendlies then?

>> No.72778363

>>72778243
I think theres actually like 6 streamers who frequent. I can think of 3 on my friendlist, the ghost lady, rezuul and another i think maybe might be real

>> No.72778928

>Riichi City
YOU FUCKING COWARD

>> No.72779044

>>72777883
/asp/? like the wrestling board?

>> No.72779168

>>72778243
Bird is an aspie and he was streaming jong the other day

>> No.72779289

>>72779168
wait really? I thought all of our 1 views were adepts

>> No.72779510

>>72778928
Name and shame. Name and shame. Name and shame.

>> No.72779532

How many of you fucks are actually 1 views, I didn't know we had any other than the 2 from /pcg/

>> No.72779604

>>72779510
Tileman is dodging deranking by playing Riichi City.

>> No.72779817

>>72779604
I can't believe Nina is more of a man than tileman.
She played 15 straight rankeds to either derank or get her points back and stopped because the stream lasted for 10 hours at the edge of deranking.

>> No.72779835
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>>72779604
Thats probably the funniest thing ive ever heard. Hey rezuul, if you need someone to teach you mahjong message furry amd he’ll set us up for ranked practice. Ill learn you a thing or two

>> No.72779845

>>72779289
He did a stream when he was 1 game away from master and lost all of them, he isn't a primary mahjong streamer and he doesn't stream often either

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>>72779604
>israel

>> No.72780024

>>72779604
oh no no no tilemanbros, how are we going to recover from this

>> No.72780144

>>72780024
He can pretend it's an ad.

>> No.72780280

How long is the queue timer for the bots to kick in on RC? Please tell me he'll end up in a fucking bot game

>> No.72780291

I cant believe we get to watch rezuul sit in queue for 4 hours then plce 4th

>> No.72780999

>It's not April 1st in upside down land
lol @ luuzer

>> No.72781202

>>72780999
Pure cowardice.

>> No.72781364

/euro/ doko so /jong/ doesn't get mad for qbposting?

>> No.72781480
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Okay /jong/. I'm watching rezuul while khubie yaps in the background. Richii city doesnt look totally awful but why would I pick it up instead of just playing MJS?

>>72781364
mond poster gave up trying to keep euro alive since he was the only baker and I never thought to grab the op.

>> No.72781489

>>72781364
You can bake it yourself or just post her here like normal don't be a passive aggressive bitch you're not a woman

>> No.72781650

>>72781480
MJS looks better and is the client used by the streamers I watch.
Tileman is being a coward today but he will eventually man up and play MJS again to face his death.

>> No.72781659

>>72781364
Go make your own /euro/ if you aren't going to yap about jong.
>>72781480
You play Riichi City if you want free gacha gibs.

>> No.72781687

>>72781480
I picked it up during maint and then gave it up when I felt like I was just logging in to do dailies, the queue times are longer and the skill gap in ranked is larger, the only reason I can see to actually play it is that creating a tournament is free instead of costing jade and they have some different friendly options

>> No.72781807

>>72781687
when is /jong/ going to have a tournament

>> No.72781816

>>72781489
>>72781659
I'm a phone poster since I'm at work though, baking is hard.

>> No.72781844

>>72781807
when (You) make one

>> No.72782207

>>72781480
>why would I pick it up instead of just playing MJS?
Better events, better gacha, better cosmetics, less downtime/shorter maintenance. Open riichi in friendlies (but no local yaku). Actual yaku names.

Downsides are long queue times at very high ranks (you're not even close to getting there anyway) if you don't play in JP hours and tsumogiri being able to be turned on (without a mod) if you don't like it.

Fact of the matter it's a fucking riichi mahjong client, there's very little difference other than that I think RC shows dora before discard on a kan and triple ron is a draw in RC.

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>>72781844
I'll consider it but first answer this
https://poal.me/agqf6a

>> No.72782601

>7200 points in 3rd and I haven't dealt in a single time
this game is aids

>> No.72782678

>>72782601
It's your fault for not winning.

>> No.72783159

>>72782207
One other major difference is RC doesn't have third place acceptance. You can't just settle for third constantly and climb rating. Also means you don't get massively punished for getting double ronned into the shadowrealm into East 1. I personally think third place acceptance is fucking gay.

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there was like 4-5 haneman tsumos this game...

>> No.72783776
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>>72783621
MALE

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72783813

Catch

>>72783159
>>72782207
Thanks for the information. Think I'll continue sticking with MJS unless tileman or qb switch to RC for some strange reason.

>> No.72784559

>>72779532
https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil
https://www.twitch.tv/kopadot
https://www.twitch.tv/yukichireikyu
https://www.twitch.tv/kennycoda
https://www.twitch.tv/koikawakei

>> No.72784756

>>72784559
Are these all males?

>> No.72785052

>>72784756
Yes, the female /asp/ies who play mahjong like Andy are not in /jong/ I don't think

>> No.72785227

>>72784559
>male
>1view
Many such cases!

>> No.72785265

>>72785052
I miss my wife Andy...

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>>72785052
Andy is dead...
The other day a female 2view posted her stream here. I don't remember who she was, though.

>> No.72785657

>>72785305
She was really bad, but she was at least trying to play ranked at first.

>> No.72785698

>>72784559
Rageinthemist, kennycoda, brony, pipkinpippa

>> No.72785783

>>72785657
It was painful to watch her ruin her hands but it was very sovlful play. Not much you can expect from someone just learning. I played several hours in yakuza before i began to figure out what a fucking yaku actually is

>> No.72785811

>>72785305
Mama Ubume

>> No.72785998

>avoids MJS ranked due to derank fears
>plays in Bronze Room equivalent
>gets 3rd and 4th
Get fucked tileman.

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72787382

I don't think I can survive a 8 plus hour stream of khubie whispering.

>> No.72787702

>>72787382
Coom?

>> No.72788859

seeing an adeptchad with the exemplar title is crazy

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>>72787702
Later to this VOD a few dozen times.

>> No.72790971

South room vote

https://poal.me/29on5i

>> No.72791168

>>72790971
better poal for same room. you can vote twice now
https://poal.me/7to0qs

>> No.72791205

>>72791168
this one is worse

>> No.72791257

>>72791205
panko manko

>> No.72791504

RC somehow looks like it was made in 2008 and 2023 at the same time

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72791587

Because none of you are helpful I'm ignoring the poal. The rules are a secret until you join. Not ranked practice so no dama.

Majsoul Friends Room 48044(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=48044

>> No.72791647

chad Nina plays like 10+ hanchans in one stream on the verge of derank, virgin Rezuul plays Riichi City to avoid derank

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>>72791587
I'm going to PANKO MANKO anyway, have fun

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>>72791587
shamefully crossposting to mjg

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come back to life jong where are you

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>>72794541
calculating the expenses to pack up and move to the UK so I can marry khubie and give her a few children.

>> No.72795326

>>72794541
I'm at work

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>>72779604
The next event in Riichi City will be mahjong with superpowers this month, so if he does a stream of that it'd be interesting if the mechanics are good

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No dying I need a thread for the ratepost.

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72798306

Panko loves mahjong, do you?

>> No.72798376

https://www.twitch.tv/hoshinonaori

>> No.72798422

>>72797343
Go to /euro/ nigger.

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>>72798422
quit trying to save /euro/ its over let it go

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>>72798306
No

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>>72798306
i love panko, so if she loves jong, then i love jong
simple as

>> No.72798862

>Kubi is 4'11 and weighs less than 100 lbs
Diamonds

>> No.72799046

>>72798862
IMAGINE
M
A
G
I
N
E

>> No.72799085

>>72798862
You realize she's actually a 40 year old 6'2, 250 lbs man?

>> No.72799103

>>72798862
she doesn't open her windows ever and hasn't showered in 3 days

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>>72799085
DIAMONDS

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>>72799103
Who do you think you're talking to?

>> No.72799169

>>72798862
So she speaks like a brit but is asian?
SEX

>> No.72799183

>>72799152
i know, just wanted to bring up essential information

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>>72799103
You typed this in a thread full of /pcg/ posters former and current. Its not considered a debuff.

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>>72799103
mhm that sweet feminine musk mhmhmhmhmhmhmmm

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>>72799214
>former
once a phaser always a phase once a phase always a phaser once a phaser always a phaser one ce a faoser always a phaser once a phaserer alwaysl a phaaeser

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>>72799295
>phaser one ce a faoser always a phaser once a phaserer alwaysl a phaaeser

>> No.72799527

>>72799103
Just like Pippa, there are two minds here.
>A: *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffff* Ahhhh, girl musk
>B: Imagine her struggling while you force her to bathe. Her tiny limbs flailing without effect while you scrub every inch of her body clean

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>>72799527
>able to easily physically overpower women
Oh, it is GOOD to be a man!

>> No.72799662

>>72799527
Both... Both is good.

>> No.72800353

Khubie has awoken...

>> No.72800624

>>72800353
And it makes me coom

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>>72800353

>> No.72800705

>>72800624
>>72800671
When she finishes the loli model she's gonna be a monster.

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>> No.72800903

>>72800705
How do they raise a woman to be this good naturally at this

>> No.72801007

>>72800903
Tumblr weeb woman

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>>72800903
I have no clue but they need to stop I'm 5 seconds from moving to the UK.

>> No.72801191

If she switches to a loli model you're just gonna be watching Walmart Shondo

>> No.72801260

>>72801191
False, British accent.

>> No.72801287

>>72801191
Shondo is too into the bit of self aware

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>>72800705
millions will goon

>> No.72801299

>>72801191
what's wrong with that? shondo's great

>> No.72801327

I don't watch qb

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>>72801327
How…unique…

>> No.72801858

>>72801290
Right into her womb

>> No.72801878

you're welcome for telling her about the stereo

>> No.72802110

3D cat streaming ranked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4LKcgrpAw

>> No.72802207

>>72802110
>487/3200
I just keep getting blueballed on these derank streams, surely this time

>> No.72802220

>>72802110
Nice. What rank is she?

>> No.72802276

>>72802220
Master 2 487/3200

>> No.72802387

>>72802276
Cool. Thank you.

>> No.72802392

>>72802387
np

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Its always amazing how the random newfags that stumble into a stream always manage to be fucking weirder then anybody /here/.

>> No.72802628

>>72802602
fucking hell this guy is annoying, almost make me wish for mods

>> No.72803043

>>72802602
Jong attracts the worst kind of weebs only way you could get worse is shōgi

>> No.72803049

>>72802207
Maybe one day, anon.

>> No.72803051

>>72802110
it's over...

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RATE THE DUMPIRE
RATE THE ASMR

lmfao verified only chat suck my dick newfag your suggestion sucks.

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>>72803271
>RATE THE DUMPIRE
Shitposting brat/10
>RATE THE ASMR
No khubiewife in real life makes me want to rope/10. Not super into ASMR content but the bits were funny and the teasing was cute.

>> No.72803471

>>72803271
it was a stream of all time, her brain fried after her script

lol yeah, and that model is kinda uncanny for some reasons, also newfag should rope

>> No.72803493

>>72803271
The kisses broke me man...

>> No.72803657

QB kissed me, later losers.

>> No.72803887

I will not jong....

>> No.72804087

I'll jong..in 12 hours

>> No.72804627

>>72802602
>>72803271
>>72803471
Missed out, what happened by the end?

>> No.72804757

>>72804627
newfag attention whore can't read the room, keeps talking about himself and being weird, suggest a vtuber to raid who had chat locked being phone verification

>> No.72805744

I'm falling asleep at work, I'm ngmi

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>page 9

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Last known footage of Jellyjonger (REAL)

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>>72807423

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I'm never playing mahjong

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Pico jonging in 5 minutes. Or might be a bit after as I think she is in the second game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn1Ar18cfq0

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>> No.72812730

>groomable smol corpotuber streaming jong
>completely unmentioned here because virgin sexpest non-vtuber male forcing himself into the call
profoundly grim

>> No.72813439

>>72812730
Link.

>> No.72814032

should I go to bed, or stay up and make a room

>> No.72815223

guess not

>> No.72815483

>>72812730
That sexpest should be me. MEEEEEE

>> No.72815601

>>72807423
No flow. Get shadowrealmed

>> No.72815685

>>72805744
Same. Thankfully my building stocks monster in the fridge and has a low tier coffee shop in the basement. There will be friendlies later cause I’m not playing ranked todat

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Protect the thread!

>> No.72817617

>>72816680
Take my energy, thread defender. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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This thread is not long for this world.

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/mjg/ hates us

>> No.72818840

>>72818338
Oh noes! What can we do to improve our image? I'm thinking we get a game of lovense mahjong going. The sight four women twitching in uncontrollable pleasure while they try to focus on mahjong will unite us.

>> No.72820348

>>72818840
/mjg/ is full of homos so they would probably enjoy participating in the male variant

>> No.72821719

>>72820348
I bet they have people in their thread over Adept 3, can you even imagine?

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Time to watch bird one game from master and absorb all his flow

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>>72822344

>> No.72822618

>>72822344
Thus begins his return to adept

>> No.72823348

>>72818338
nah they are tsundere for us

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I think he's gonna make it

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absolutely robbed

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The South 4 Incident...

>> No.72825013

>>72824648
>>72824659
What happened? I can't stalk at work.

>> No.72825053

>>72825013
he was in first place by 18k and any 1 han hand away from master, but then the sawako repeated 3 times in south 4 and overtook

>> No.72826069

Why can't I be the dealer in South 4...

>> No.72826156

>>72826069
wish granted
>monkey paw curls
>you deal in on your dealer turn

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I did it!

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>>72826669
good job anon

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>>72826669
Impressive chikara. Another orange chad for /jong/

>> No.72827441

Ranked practice
Majsoul Friends Room 56471(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56471

>> No.72827491

>>72827441
If I suddenly disconnect it meants a tornado took out my house

>> No.72827544

>>72827441
2/4

>> No.72827621

>>72827441
I'm already in a lobby...

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>>72827621

>> No.72827764

>>72827441
3/4

>> No.72827989

>>72827441
still 3/4

https://poal.me/yuy7vh

>> No.72828035

>>72827441
started

>> No.72830285

Which tile tastes the best?

>> No.72830583

>>72827441
wj

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>>72827441
well jonged

>> No.72830619

>>72827441
WJ~
furry can't keep getting away with this flow theft

>> No.72830726

>>72827441
well jonged!

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>>72830619
Keep Your flow Safe :3

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>>72831218
You better run, you stand out in a crowd fuzzy.

>> No.72832350

>>72831906
They're going to leash him and lock him in a cage. That's exactly what he wants, you fool.

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>>72832350
Yes but we can keep the tiles away from him. That's the only thing I care about not his furry kennel fetish.

>> No.72833966

>>72832419
But if we lock him up he won't reach expert again. If he doesn't reach expert, how will we watch him derank again?

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>>72833966
hmm this is true, he's planned this from the start. we have no choice but to concede

>> No.72835697

>>72834828
Furry either gets to steal our flow, or he gets to lay in a puddle of his own precum in a kennel. Either way, he wins. The game was rigged from the start.

>> No.72836682

What's more difficult to learn: mahjong, or the game. You just lost

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>>72836682
What is 'the game'?

>> No.72836998

>>72836959
>he doesn't know

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>>72836682
if you haven't beaten the game by now, that's on you

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Finally!

>> No.72838764

>>72838729
Good job, anon.

>> No.72838863

>>72838729
Ruined.

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/bag/ isn't here too right....

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>>72839055
You're safe here

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>>72839055

>> No.72839894

>>72839055
Who?

>> No.72840510

>>72839894 (me)
I'm assuming Blue Archive?

>> No.72842683

dying is gay

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Oh, he doesn't own hat?

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I don't own swimsuit Haruna

>> No.72845584

haachama is jonging is anyone cares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh1RRWhd-r8

>> No.72845693

>>72845584
i thought she was dead

>> No.72845835

Coco ruined 4+ years of mahjong soul streams I could have had

>> No.72845844

>>72845693
I havent kept up with hololive in ~3 years but im amazed she still streams at all. Go haachamachams go

>> No.72845879

>anon is about to have more points than Nina

>> No.72845914

>>72844537
KAAAAAAAN

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>>72845879
Ill have more poonts than her tomorrow if my good fortune keeps up in ranked

>> No.72846588

>>72845584
This little nutcase helped drag me down this hole. I heard she had a long hiatus, glad to hear she is back.

>> No.72846914

Who wants the honor of baking our bi-weekly bread?

>> No.72847710

>>72846914
I probably won't be home in time.

>> No.72848196

>went from last with 4 digit points to shadow realming somone to secure second with two haneman hands
thank you flow gods

>> No.72848373

>>72848196
same

>> No.72849878

>No one on my friends list is online
Thats fucking weird to see, there is usually at least one or two.

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sanmenchan riichi's are based

>> No.72850012

>>72849878
why am I not on your friend's list, join my rooms

>> No.72850108

>>72849878
I needed some time to recover from the last game I played.

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>>72850012

>> No.72850203

>>72849878
make a room RIGHT NOW

>> No.72850236

did someone say room
Majsoul Friends Room 74141(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74141

>> No.72850286

why is tileman here

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why did you post anons, now the thread is doomed

>> No.72850299

>>72850286
He knew I went to make a sandwich

>> No.72850422

>>72850286
don't name him he's not supposed to be here he's supposed to be ranking

>> No.72850531

>>72850422
>he's supposed to be de-ranking
ftfy

>> No.72850902

>>72850286
>235 ranked points
El oh fucking el you better accept my friend request you silver master

>> No.72851324

The bread is in the oven

>> No.72851576

New thread >>72851539

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