/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>72398351

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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Gurass

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>>72420794
SNIFFFFF

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I love Gura the most!

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Stop listening to my tummy!! B-baka!

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

[Anonymous No.]

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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The Sushiro collab is up to almost $2.2M in sales.

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Baguraette honhonhon

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>>72420957
samen

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>>72401652
>But all her actions point to her not really caring about money. If anything it would be better if she cared more about maximizing profit.
That's only half true. All her actions indicate that she's rich and so she doesn't give a shit about super chats or memberships. Getting $35 from an aka supa is basically nothing to her when she has millions and the effort of streaming isn't worth making a couple thousand per 3 hour stream when she can just do nothing and continue to make hundreds of thousands a month.

The only time she comes back and does anything is when she's either making tons of money for a sponsorship or because it's crucial to her channel and being in hololive.
So she came back for Sendai. She put in work for Sushiro. She streamed a bit in February so she wouldn't be the only one skipping Valentines.
She won't ever come back unless there's something to gain or because she has to in order to make it appear she still has the most bottom level of appreciation for her fans.

So no. The only thing Gura cares about is money, but because she has so much already, she only comes back if she can make a large amount of it. She sees no value in coming back just for her fans. That's why she doesn't stream anymore.
She's a manipulative, lying grifter, and that's all she is.

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Day 39! Give it up for day 39!

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>>72420957
samen

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>>72421173
Proof?

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>>72420957
With Gura as my Oshi and cunny as my bread, the night past I dreamt of cunnylingus and sex with Gura's delicious adult shark body, semen

[Anonymous No.]

Gura stands with the Men of the West, like a true LotR fan

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>>72421358
Here.

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>>72421387
based

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>>72416825
>>72418207
>>72420331
Tell Gura why you think she's a bad idol then because she doesn't seem to agree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Total number of streams over the 223 day period from August 18, 2023 to March 27, 2024:
FuwaMoco 276
Bijou 224
Mori 178
Bae 161
Nerissa 161
Shiori 147
Kiara 132
Fauna 102
Ina 94
Irys 82
Kronii 76
Mumei 71
Ame 58

Gura 15

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I do love Gura and like watching her content.

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>>72421485
>>72421268

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Gura cute?
GURA CUTE!

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Looks like Gura is in Mori's birthday live.

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>>72421698
Oh?

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>>72421485
Nice

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>>72421698
Either:
a) Post proof
or
b) (You) are a deadbeat trying to bait chumbies into watching the pink woman

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>>72421775
>>72421864
See >>72421863, silhouettes.

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>>72421485
wow the Taiwanese loves Gura so fucking much

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>72421698
I just saw that in global. I'm gonna have to sit through a Mori concert waiting for Gura.

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>>72421863
>>72421864 (me)
>>72421901
>ISREAL
I am sorry for doubting (You) chum

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>>72421994 (me)
Oops wrong picrel, am retarded

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Think about how much fun she's having off stream, though. Think about how much she's enjoying your money and support.
Aren't you happy for her and for everyone who gets to spend time with her off stream?
Isn't this what you wanted? For her to be happy?

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>>72421863
I see no gura in that pic though?

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>>72421268
This is just straight up revisionism. She barely if ever shills. In fact almost every other Holo shills way more than her. This is just a stupid angle you people push because your main boogeyman for a bad person is someone who is just motivated by money. You can accept it when the person you're trying to demonize isn't actually that motivated by money.

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>>72421863
Bae Kronii Ame Ina Lui La+ Gura Kobo Ollie and Towa, I have no idea who is second from bottom left side

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The shitposting has gotten a bit out of hand for the past little bit seemingly out of nowhere.
Is nothing going on to post in the catalog about and they're getting bored or something? They always come in waves like this.

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>>72422068
>>72422051
See circled in red, hair and tail is a match

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>>72422068
How do you not recognize her shark tail? >>72422051

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>>72421994
>>72422051
based and same selections
good cunny squad too

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>>72422104
That's Kiara, Myth is all there.

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>>72422120
That's Chloe's orca tail.

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>>72422068
blindbud...

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>>72422087
*You can't accept it

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I like asking a lot of questions and it really annoys people like my boss. He thinks I’m an idiot

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>>72422219
>orca tail
Anon I...

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>>72422219
And the hair tuft with the clip?

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>>72422256
What kind of questions?

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>>72422219
>orca tail

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>>72422058
I see chumbuds get their thread raided a lot too

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>>72422305
>>72422329
I was just joking. I thought that would trigger people. I can't wait to see my mommy again, when is this stream? :3

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>>72422405
Birthday live, April 4th, 7pm PST.

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>>72422333
I’m glad you asked.
What is a quantum and why does it need so many mechanics? How do I become a quantum mechanic?

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>>72422476
Ty.

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I thought cumbuds said that Gura & Mori are mortal enemies since the "incident"?

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>>72422405
My two recent awakened fetishes are Gura's butthole and calling Gura mommy

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>>72422515
you think a lot of things

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>>72422515
They obviously are, that's why Gura is coming to show Mori up on her own birthday.

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Been in these threads at least six months now and it dawned on me, I have never seen a Gura stream nor do I know how she sounds like.

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>>72422515
Catalog drama tourists are not chumbuds.

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Holy shit that was a good goom. Had a full bladder, so it had that real need to pee burn to it. Delicious pain. God i love her. You guys have no idea...

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>>72422515
Victims of sexual assault often gaslight themselves into thinking they enjoyed it as a way to cope

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>>72422476
>>72422508
It's the 3rd PST not the 4th.

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>>72422568
If you can’t make a good lie then at least try to make a funny one chumbie.

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>>72422543
I wish Gura was my mommy. Can you imagine? She would be perfect.

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>>72422087
>She barely if ever shills.
She shills when she's offered a big deal. She doesn't shill for small donations from nobodies, her fans.
She isn't motivated by YOUR money. She's motivated by big company money. She doesn't need your chump change because she's fucking rich.
In order to preserve her passive income machine, she has to do the bare minimum to make it look like she cares. That's why she came back and streamed a bit in February. It would have looked horrible if she was the only one to not stream around Valentines day the same way it looked horrible how she was the only one in the entire company to not say anything to her fans for Christmas or New Years.
It's why she did that 14 minute twitter space. She knew it would've looked terrible if she was the only one to not talk to us about holofes.
She's a manipulative liar. Everything she's done in the past year proves this.

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>>72422664
Thank you for the correction, I am in fact a retard.

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>>72421268
abloo abloo poo poo waaaah.

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>>72421994
>Bae
>Kronii
>Kiara
>Kobo
>Lui
>Ollie
>Lap
>Ame
>Ina
>Gura
>Towa
If Shion wasn't burnout we could have 4 cunnys that day

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>>72422689
I'm not lying. She never streams.

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>>72422779
>abloo abloo poo poo waaaah.
That's the sound of an investor taking a shit in your mouth after getting to meet Gura in Taiwan for her business meeting that she won't ever tell us about.

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>>72422344
Oh boy do we

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>>72422515
She's a sperg that does stupid shit like that "incident" and she clearly hasn't been a good influence on Gura.

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>>72422344
I wish I was getting railed

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>>72422656
>My wife liked being sexually assaulted
Yeah by me

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>>72422941
nah it's the sound of me taking a shit on my daki and shooting thick slugs of jelly goom to my shark wife.

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The "manipulative liar bitch whore etc." poster really needs to take a break desu.

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>>72422999
I still hate that she made Gura kneel on last years holofes, IF ANYTHING MORI SHOULD BE THE ONE GROVELING BEFORE GURA!!!

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I skimmed and saw something about Gura and Mori. Is she actually going to be there, or is this just a mention thing?

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>>72422726
>She shills when she's offered a big deal
Lol you have no idea what you're even talking about. She barely shills even with that. If you want to see Holos who shill look at the likes of Mori and Susei. They will literally shill given every opportunity. Sorry your boogeyman of Gura being motivated by money isn't true. Think up a different narrative already you loser.

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>>72423227
Add that almost every holo has their merch in their satzu like a slideshow.

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>>72423227
not that guy, I don't care how often she shills, but it makes me feel like shit that it's almost all "she's" (her account that's mostly run by management) doing and it's almost always when she's gone.

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>>72423436
That sounds like a (You) problem.

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I'm tired of hating mori. i want to forgive her for the doxxing thing. but she's so fucking cringe and uncool and... urgh... like how the fuck can you mogu mogu so badly. Wait so the guests are tomorrow?

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>>72422999
bro, I think by this point it'd be great if she was an influence of any kind

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It's prerecorded...

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>>72423646
most 3d performances are

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>>72423723
At least the group ones, specially with that amount of guests
getting all of the girls available and ready at the same time would be an absolute nightmare

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>>72423596
You mean like when she was chummy with Gura around late 2021-2022? Around the time Gura's stream output started to decline? Lot of good that did.

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I miss the TTRPG.
I miss Scout.
I miss Gura's affected southern accent.

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More Gura appearances, I don't care which holo's channel. I'll watch it and gush over Gura.

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I want to lick Guras bicycle saddle

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>>72423951
The TTRPG collabs were terrible. Pretty much anything else would've been better.

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>>72423646
It's a birthday live, of course it's prerecorded. Everyone just left Japan, they aren't gonna fly back right now.

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>>72424125
Shut up nerd, Gura was going to set a basement party full of vampires on fire not realizing it would have frenzied all of them and turned the entire building into a burning slaughterhouse.

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>>72424004
The only Gura appearances I care about are on her own channel.

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>>72424180
They could've just done a one off session of that then instead of the cringe overarching arc they did.

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>>72424056
Gura can't ride a bike

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On one side a schizo fighting the demons in his head and on the other retards raiding telling everyone to watch someone else. Weird coincidence that it always happens at the same time

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>>72424351
Which are (You), faggot?

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I'm addicted to making Gura AI porn. I keep getting close to a really good one, but there's always a few glaring flaws. I know the best way is to just get one that's good enough and then edit and tweak it, but there's just something about generating over and over hoping to get a perfect one...
https://files.catbox.moe/6o09cp.jpg

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>>72424206
That makes you an anti. You’re supposed to watch and member every other girl even if gura streams, it’s even more preferable if you no longer member to gura as well.

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>>72424520
TAIL TOO THIN

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>>72424520
Could you make any lesbian ones?

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>>72424520
I don't like that tail at all

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>>72424206
I'm not downplaying that. I just want to experience Gura. No matter where she is.

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>>72424644
You should be downplaying that. You're talking to an anti.

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>>72422703

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>>72423951
I feel like the only real kino were their character debuts. When the group got together, it fell apart.

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>>72424520
She looks so happy, it's kinda cute. But yeah them errors though. Keep at it. If people stick to posting only the very best of the best of AI, it'll cop less hate.

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>>72424520
not bad, except the tail

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Gura approves of thin shark tail.

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>>72424600
Sure, why not. With anyone in particular? Oh that reminds me, I attempted some Gawr x Gura ones
>>72424578
>>72424627
Yeah, it really struggles with the tail.

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>>72424733
>With anyone in particular
With Miku, of course.

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>>72424660
I want Gura to appear on her own channel. That's a perfectly reasonable expectation more often. The fact she isn't doing that is the problem.

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>>72424318
That's often how it goes when you're planning a narrative. Mori stuck to Fae and some stranger abstract stuff early on and every WoD story needs a vampire dicking around in the background. Malkovians ala Vampire the Requiem were an interesting choice, but a decent one since they're neurotic and unpredictable enough to have a mental breakdown or lose interest before killing the whole party.

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mori is the one EN member i basically give 0 fucks about
ill watch for gura then stop watching

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>>72424669
Unironically correct. But I'd still want her to teach me how to have sex. :3

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>>72418332
>deleted
This bitch is here isn't she

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>>72424692
I disagree all their debuts, except gura, were bad. The reason it was bad when they got together is because they just aren’t interesting and they make gura worse

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>>72424660
Called it

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oh hey, bonebros soon!
cool

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it that trannies are the most anti loli people there are? Is there an explanation for that phenomenon?

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>>72425640
Projection, they like rtx lolis

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BURA SOON!

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So how soon is Mori's thing?

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So anyway I love Gura!

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Is Gura a real thing or did i just hallucinate?

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>>72425789
4/4 is mori's bd

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>>72426260
It's happening on 4/3 for borgars because she's doing it at 4/4 JP time I think.

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>>72426119
she's just a collective hallucination, so don't take your meds or Gura will disappear again...

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>>72425640
Why are you obsessed with .1% of the population that’ll probably kill itself?

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>>72425640
lolis inspire breeding, and transgender want white people to not breed and die out because normal people oppress trannies, so they hate the entire race. also as other anon said, they fuck kids, and when they're not fucking kids, they're brainwashing them into getting their uteruses permanently removed, they call it hatching the egg. they hunt for eggs in their discord with one hand, and run their anti-loli campaign with the other. They're just fucking evil is all. Also all transgender people abuse animals. Gura is not a trans friendly vtuber, if you are trans, probably best not to watch Gura.

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>>72426385
I'm not, I never talk about them, but I can't help but notice that it's something that happens a lot.

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>>72426409
Does anyone have the stream/timestamp for this particularly expensive shitpost
Her response was as hilarious as it was masterful, I swear our shark has an anti-yab protection field surrounding her at all times

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>>72426525
you shouldn't be noticing. only bigots notice things.

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>>72426525
>never talk about them
>>72425640

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>>72426385
The question is, why is there such a push for this 0.1% percent of people to the fore front of society by those who own the media.

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>>72426701
trannies are a golem created by them to stop white people breeding. Less white people = easier to enslave gentiles. Gura is the anti-golem, as she makes me want to marry and breed and make a whole soccer team of white children with her.

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>>72426832
I heard gura was Jewish though lol

But yes, it is true they use their money power to push trannies so when normies get angry and push back the pushback is on the trannies and not them.

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>>72426957
>I heard gura was Jewish though lol
Kiara said she ate pork in Japan, so that's hard debunked my dude.

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>>72426957
This matters not. Dominate genes bleach out the undesirable ones. Their genetics is very weak, that's why they have so many eastern european white sex slaves in Israel, is the only way they can keep their dysgenic lines from falling below 80IQ, just have to look at hasidic communities to see what happens if they don't use whites as breeding stumps. So I'll flip it on them and use Gura as a breeding stump for my beautiful blonde daughters.

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i sense a 3 dayer comin on for even talking about this. Here janny, cheer up, look at the cute Guras.

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>>72427047
Jews can eat pork if they are secular, no? Heck if you can eat foreskins you can eat some pork chops.

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>>72427173
They can eat pork. Just gives them the big farts. Big gura farts....

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>>72427173
>doesn't know what a golem is
>secular jew
you are funny guy

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>>72422992
chumbuds are the most oppressed fanbase

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>>72426559 (me)
Did some digging, found it
https://youtu.be/drLYMfoplK8?t=9341
To this day I'm genuinely proud of her for handling this troonshitter gracefully

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>>72426701
Because you won’t shut up about them. Same thing happened to regular gays in the 2000s. Stop giving hate clicks and views so they’ll disappear

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>>72427652
Funny, i just watched this vod yesterday, and didn't even realize. Gura's got it right though. Just say no to trannies. And to think I couldn't love her even more.

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>>72427838
>didn't even realize
Goes to show how well she handled it - she has more social intelligence that people give her credit for, and she stepped out of the minefield unscathed
God she's perfect

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>>72427766
That's not gonna work. It is a cultural virus that will only keep growing. The more that people wake up to this bullshit, the sooner we can nip this shit in the bud. Once people learn that book burnings weren't a bad thing, we can start getting rid of this subversive socially destructive semitic sexologist pseudoscience garbage and throw all these men illegally impersonating women for power, upcummies and access to children, in jail forever. With optional MAID provided by the government as a convenient easy to access service for them. Still, Gura's smart, not giving them the time of day, and that's okay. They need to stay the fuck away from our girls.

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>>72427545
Chumbuds rise up
>>72428075
I am the real Gura and I endorse this message

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>>72423177
Especially since he can never explain why he's doing this for years. The most "logical" explanation is that he "cares" about us and wants us to stop suffering from manipulation and that's laughable, we're on 4chan.

Do these people not have shame when it comes to being schizo?

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>>72428061
she's a bit of a dummie sometimes, but I've always known this hides a formidable intellect, she knows what she's doing. She's good with optics, and never gets baited into shit (I could learn this from her lol). This was even apparent during the PL days. She's the biggest for a reason.

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Gura is great, I thought she would say something about us when she was playing the trombone game but she didn't. I fucking love this girl, I will breed her.

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>>72428162
He's just fucking dumb, is a one trick pony and has the most boring personality of any shitposter in ggg. and that's saying a lot with me here, i can barely tie my own shoelaces, but run circles around his dumb ass. It's just embarrassing.

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>>72428170
>She's the biggest for a reason
My catsharkloliwife is the smolest tho?

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>>72428456
she has the smollest, tiniest cutest little underdeveloped cunny, but the biggest heart. And gives good rocking hugs. We need more images of Gura giving hugs to a faceless male character that I can self insert into and feel her warmth.

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Gura does NOT want you to cum on her!

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>>72427652
>>72427838
(You) know it's bad when the troon himself realizes what an extreme troon moment he just had and sends a second SC to apologize lmao

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>>72428596
I will cum in her instead

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>>72428615
fuck that's funny. humiliated himself, lmao. hope he suck started a shotgun after that. would be nothing left but an obviously male skeleton by now, under a flowerless grave with his deadname on the tombstone.

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>>72428615
If only you had a similar level of self awareness, and hadn't decided to immediately start talking about trannies as soon as things calmed down in here.

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>>72428849
defend them if you want, and see how they treat you. don't come crying to me when they stab you in the back lol.

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>>72428596
imma cum up her bum

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>>72428849
Troon superchatter, is that (You)

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>>72428596
Gura can’t stream because she thinks she is pregnant. She isn’t, I only ever finish in her butt, but she failed sex ed so she thinks you can get pregnant that way

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>>72428849
>self awareness
>this one >>72426559
Best bait of the thread so far
Come on chumbies, who /here/ can out-bait the baitmaster
The master baiter if you will

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Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

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>>72429255
Oyasame

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>>72429255
sleep tight buddy

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>>72429255
Goobnight

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If you're a fembud, just know that I think about you shitting, and it gives me a stiffy. Next time you take a shit, remember me.

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>>72429255
Oh yes same.

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>>72424733
I want to sexually bully and ryona Gura and give lots of gentle love to Gawr T u T

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>>72428075
>>72428128
She intentionally doesn't bring it into the space because A) This is a corporate entertainment venue and B) A large portion of us are lizard chuds and she knows we'll zealously answer drama with drama. I can guarantee you she wants to avoid that which means all of you should want to avoid it too.

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>>72429304
>A large portion of us are chud lizards
Yeah me
>I can guarantee you she wants to avoid that
Anon, both of us have been praising her for like the last hour for doing exactly that and doing it well
I would love nothing better than for the Cult of Current Thing(tm) to stay as far away from Hololive as physically possible

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>>72429426
The more we talk about it the closer they get. Deny them attention, they will wither and die.

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>>72429255
sharkdreams

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>>72429303

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Guys. I really love her.

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>>72429806
Gutsbud stop it.
Everyone gets to love their wife but mine is stuck behind Gura. To see my wife I need to bully ryona her.

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NORAD HAS DETECTED A GURA THREAT. TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY A STREAM IS INCOMING.

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>>72429967
That's too bad, but they're a 2-for-1 deal.

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>>72429807
not as much as I do tho

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>>72429479
Are you talking about troons or the troon-loving polfags?

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>>72430223
Yes.

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>>72430223
is okay, we got it out of our system, posting cute guras now.

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>>72425191
Yes and so is the girl faking being Gura if you think this place is full of Schizo's the Fake Gura and her group are the biggest Schizo's I have ever seen. I love being a part of their group mental illness they have is so the best entertainment and it free to watch lmfao. Thank you Ebi and the rest thank you Chat GPT for helping me spell like a schizo

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>>72430036
What?

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>>72430469
she's gonna pee

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>>72430497

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WE ARE SO BACK

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I just think Gura

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>>72431628
anon?

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>>72431628
Gura's back

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Oh Lord
I continued working back down memory lane and was reminded of the 31x$10 SC Dodo poem incident, found this repulsive little blogpost about it (original deleted roru, archived: https://archive.is/zLhUF))
Unsurprisingly, the single-mother-of-an-autistic-son pearl clutching author sided with the inconsiderate turbofaggot who put Gura in an awkward situation by trying to make everything about him and his tl;dr poem, while simultaneously framing Pants as the bad guy for having actual empathy for the actually wronged party and sending something cute and witty to cheer her up
It is a testament to the failure of western culture that we've allowed so many mutants with such disgustingly, sociopathically warped and malformed senses of morality to breed
Never fucking forget chumbies - fuck that stupid prick Dodo, and fuck this idiot blogshitter
... alright, I've gotten all the seething out of my system, back to our regularly scheduled sharkposting now

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>>72431766
I love her back parts
and her front parts

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Hearing about how Gura basically collects every little hololive related thing she can get her hands on from the orange bird makes me realize how much she must love hololive even if she can’t stream as often as she would like to due to life throwing wrenches at her. I really hope things look better for her soon.

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>>72431996
I wish she loved us just as much as hololive

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>>72432119
she loves us even more. she slurps her saliva for us and threatens us with wet willies. makes me do the big cum cums.

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So now that it's clear the "many many many many..." somethings she said she wouldn't stream for wasn't days, how many weeks or months will it be? Got any bets?

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>>72432256
Many many many cums, is how much i've cum today. Like i'm serious, I can't stop cumming. I dunno what the fuck my body is doing. And it's not very thick cum, it's kinda watery, and I feel like i need to pee when i cum. It's been 5 times already today, and I'm about to go for my sixth. I want to fuck Gura's cunt while I jam my hand down her throat and make her throw up while i piss in her birth hole.

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My penis belongs in there T o T

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>>72431832
I wish I could protect Gura from weirdo creeps like that. Like I love her more than anything want to violently rape her throat, and fill all her holes with piss and punch her tummy while she cums, but I'd still protect her from little weirdo faggots, cringe autists, awkward dysgenic manchildren and weakchinned limpwristed disgusting creeps like that. Fortunately that shit icks her the fuck out and she stays away from that shit.

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I want Gura to sit on my face

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I feel bad for Gura as IRS would drain her earnings.

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insider here loli kami tomorrow

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>>72432887
I doubt it, but guess we'll see. Also reminds me, I'm still bitter my recording didn't get in because the stupid drive got full. I know it probably wouldn't have been picked and I wouldn't be able to tell even if it was, but man, it really sucks to not even have a chance.

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"Wonder what the Chumbuds make a thread about when Gura is basically dead."

>filled with softcore porn and everyone crying how badly they want to rape her and also beat her.

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, no wonder she left. you people are weirdos, and not even in the "hur dur we like being ironically creepy so it's funny" sort of way but just plain fucking creepy. Just make a thread on /h/ or something and jerk off.

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must.. not.. bite...

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>>72432681
>I wish I could protect Gura from weirdo creeps like that.
Same desu
>Like I love her more than anything want to violently rape her throat
Same desu
>and fill all her holes with piss
Same desu
>and punch her tummy while she cums
Same desu
>but I'd still protect her from little weirdo faggots, cringe autists, awkward dysgenic manchildren and weakchinned limpwristed disgusting creeps like that
Same desu
>Fortunately that shit icks her the fuck out and she stays away from that shit.
Correct, she was blessed with the sense to only interested in high-T alphachad sexual tyrannosaurs, like me

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>>72432986
holy reddit, go back

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>>72432986
It's actually full of a couple retards talking about trannies and jews, but I don't blame you for not reading.

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>>72433095
>but I don't blame you for not reading.
I do
Against the wall, maggot

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>>72433042
I wrote this post

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>>72433021

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>>72432681
>>72433042
>>72433162
I will slay anyone who wants to harm my wife.

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>>72433162
Gura stop LARPing as me and fantasizing about brutally raping yourself, it's not normal
>>72433240
What's your Ojibud KC up to by this point Gutsbud, have you been keeping track?

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>>72433329
Nah, too many to keep track of.

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I want to be Gura's weirdo.

I will be Gura's weirdo and husband.

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goob

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I want to keep Gura as a sex pet T u T

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So why isn't she streaming?
You can't answer because you have no idea why, because she won't tell us.
Every one else is streaming. She's the only one who isn't back yet.

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>>72433240
I've been training my whole life for someone like you, nobody shall separate me from my wife

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>>72433726
>So why isn't she streaming?
>You can't answer because you have no idea why
If you know that why in the fuck are you asking me?

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>>72432836
How? just from looking at this Gura has made more then any EN girls on sells.

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>>72432836
Gura made $2,165,557.94 Just off of the new merch that just come out so far? That is not counting the past merch and the new that just dropped. Trust me she is making way more than IRS and why Hololives focus is to put Gura behind a paywall and use her to sell Items. Yes its working now for Hololive but soon sells will start going down if they don't put her back to work as a streamer. They need to have her balance both.

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>>72433735
you aren't the first, you won't be the last.

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>>72433872
She only gets 50% from merch sells and they take tax's out of that so she would be looking at around $600,000 give or take out of all of that. US tax is legal robbery.

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>>72433940
>tax's

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>>72433898
Try and stop me.

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>>72434013
I will.

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>>72433872
>>72433940
It took me a while. You both think he was talking about Irys from Hololive but it was the IRS they are not the same. You can learn a lot from Google.

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>>72433940
50%? If she's lucky, she gets around 5% of the 2 million

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>>72434250
Tell us more mane-san.

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I just gura

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I gura

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gura

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just

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gu

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Gooba ded?

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>>72434654
Yeah me gooba's dad

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I love my financially stable sharkwife.

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there's too many bad actors and weirdos in these threads nowadays
I miss when it was just comfy chumbuds, not moldy basement dwellers

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I don't like people who say mean things about my daughterwife.

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>>72434758
>nowadays

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>>72434758
Yesterday's quatum talk was nice. Off topic? Yes, but very comfy.

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>>72434758
The bad actors can inhale chlorine, I don't mind the weirdos though
>>72435140
Your daughterwife is my sisterwife and I love her very much

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Reminder that Gura is MY wife, jot yours.

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>>72435797
me

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Do you think Gura will still be in Hololive in ten years?

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>>72435797
>>72435842
TuT

Little girls, little girls, little girls.

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Gura isn't allowed to pee anymore T u T

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>>72436474
Yeah unless peeing in my mouth

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>>72435997
Impossible to say, I hope so though
I will always love her, cunnyhag or no

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She is an eternal loli and my gurandmamotherdaughtersisterwife.

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WIFE WIFE WIFE

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What is Gura's favorite flavor of glue, and do you think it is the same as yours?
Personally, Elmer's is a guilty pleasure of mine, yeah yeah I know it's goyslop but the childhood nostalgia just can't be beat

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>>72437158
Twitter likes or something? I don't have an account and I don't know how to view likes on Nitter

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>>72437285
its nothing

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>>72437285
Nothing new I checked everything. Plus if Gura is back home she would not post this early.

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>>72437285
>he didn't know

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>>72435997
Doesn't really matter since a carrington event will happen before then anyways.

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>>72437340
She is not back home yet. She is on a 3 month mission to suck the toes of every taiwanese woman.

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>>72437260
Mmmm Elmer's

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what did Cover mean by this?
>>72274633

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>>72421387
Should've read the signs dumbasses

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>>72437625
Probably doing it for the Taiwan bros.

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goob morning~

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>>72438132
Goob night

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>>72438132
hello hello

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>>72433872
Isnt that just revenue not profit? Taipei probably takes at least 50% if not more and Cover takes another 30%.

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>>72438132
top of the mornin'

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to use guras tags to promote her birthday is iffy even if gura is a guest

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morning buds, here's to another slow and comfy day

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>>72438132
Morning bud

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>to use guras tags to promote her birthday is iffy even if gura is a guest

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MY wife

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>>72439064
link? i can't find it

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the story by kiara how gura collects her own merch,even the decoration in her drink gives a nice insight and shows gura cares about hololive

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>>72439900
is it in the replies maybe, i think so

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>>72439952
it's nothing there

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>>72440014
it's just bait

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>>72439456
She's mine hands off

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>>72440066
the image is real, perhaps it was removed. that can happen. gura is in the image at least, so she will be a guest

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>>72440393

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Good morning/day/night, scum, bitches and retards. Good to see at least some people are still having fun.

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>>72440928
yeah, cuckbeats raiding the thread

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Explain to me why antis use the gura merch as something negative?
It seems so desperate, like they are actively searching for something that can be used against her.
Personally I think it is hololive deciding most of what goes on with merch as well as sponsors, and not gura herself.

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>>72441225
If you don't know why turning into a billboard is bad I don't know what to say.

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hey, let's keep the thread cunny!

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Lying trash without a conscience, the lot of you. You really don't deserve to be able to continue what you are doing. Power tripping assholes. You all deserve all of the misfortune that will befall you in the rest of your lives. And after. The only way to deal with eternal wickedness is to cast it in an everlasting pit of fire and damnation. There's no hope for you scum.

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>>72441320
Yea, like you fags did after I went to sleep? Trash.

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>>72441286
She's not at that point yet. Besides, all streamers dream of sponsorships and doing their own merch. It's a goal she's reached and somehow that's a bad thing.

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You people are the scum of the earth. Worse than the filth in the gutter. Den of fucking vipers.

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>>72441527
Step out into the real world sometimes, kid. Naïve clueless mf'er.

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Having it all isn't enough for you. You just need to make others feel worse too, don't you? Disgusting garbage. You smell like sulfur.

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>>72441527
JUDEN!

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>>72441597
Bitch, I've seen it all. Unlike you, my eyes are blessed. Only my eyes tho.

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>>72441649
Yeah well have you seen this?

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are we being railed?

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>>72441597
Your parents were clueless. That's why you turned out like this. Most people can't build themselves up from scratch. They get shit done in a system made for retards and cowards and get praised for it by the system and their parents and they start thinking that they're worth something or grew as a person. Stupid fags who can't think for themselves. Thriving off of sucking each other's and their own cocks. It's fucking cringe. You're all pathetic. But pathetic bastards together stronk, right?

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Goob morning retards

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>>72442050
G_od Mor_in_ Faggot.

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Fake ass niggers. Go to work and suck off your manager's or boss' cock. Go sleep with your wife whom you can't stand but only got together with because you were scared to be lonely. Buy a car more expensive than your neighbor's so you can feel better about your pathetic self. Wear a suit to pretend that you are elite and to cover up your disgusting body. Lie to people and yourself about your happiness and shame people who acknowledge their lack of it. Keep coping and ignore the truth of your pathetic life for as long as it lasts. If you are (un)lucky enough to live long enough and slowly feel your end nearing, you will recognize your folly. You will see a stupid fucking bird while you sit there, rotting in your chair and looking out of the window, and at last understand that you missed the whole point. It's already over for you.

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>>72442050
Goob morning faggot

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Make children for yourself, not for them. Put them into school while you go suck off your boss' cock and have them raised by other children. Let them get more familiar with their teachers than you. Get mad at them if they don't become become pathetic in exactly the same way as you did. Make sure you made them while having only just enough for yourself. Fear the government. Fear being shamed. Fear perceived inferiority by other cowardly retards. Let it shape your life.

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Let your son take the purity of as many barely legal or non legal girls as possible and be proud and praise him for it. Don't bat an eye when your daughter gives herself away to scummy little faggot after scummy little faggot.

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Why is this thread so fucking long? NEXT