/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>72240445

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I love my wife so much!!

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I love her the most and she loves me the most.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>72268696
Neither statements are true because I exist

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Is Gura a butt AND a gutslut?

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>72268788
Gura wants all her holes plugged at all times. Including nose, ears, tummy, and her itty bitty pee hole.

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>>72268880
samen

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Gura is a retarded gay virgin nerd

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>>72268788
i want to fuck all up inside her guts.

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>>72268788
>>72268896
talking to himself like always

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not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>72269232
>>>72268788 #
>>>72268896 (You) #
>talking to himself like always
Something something new ip.

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>>72269255
If they didn’t try the avant garde trash or went harder on it the outfit would be so much better

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>>72269316
All me.

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>>72269438
spats off in the thread please. c'mon.

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My wife will be back this weekend!

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>>72269579
Please be right this time.

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>>72269579
THIS TIME FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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She scheduled a tweet that starts with "busy busy!!"

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>>72270133
Checked, it will be this time

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>>72270157
She is, yes. Whine about it.

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>>72270261
He might not but I will, from time to time. I look forward to all your future posts saying anyone who misses her or thinks this sucks is part of a raid, because true fans don't care.

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>>72269225
She's too perfect...

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>>72269225
Why would you lie like that? She’s a geek not a nerd

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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Baguraette honhonhon

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>>72270261
Sorry. I'm sorry I didn't mean it.
>>72270157 (me)
Correction: She scheduled a paid shill tweet that started with "busy busy!!"

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>>72270483
nta, no one has ever said that. You can miss Gura and think this fucking blows without whining like a blue-haired woman, as if that's what "true" fans do and not Discord raiders

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outta the way, nerds

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>>72271306
>nta, no one has ever said that.
It happens every thread. Sometimes when we are being raided, sometimes when we aren't. Everyone is the same person on 50 IPs and a sister discord raider and the only actual fan is you. Every thread.

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>>72270675
Forgive me I'm a little rusty with my bullying lingo. Nerds are actually smart, geeks are... geeks are dorks.

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>>72271537
Are cherds smarter or nads smarter

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>>72271594
nads eat they own goom

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>>72271623
Recycling protein is smarter than not recycling right?

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>>72272049
Council if it was good

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>>72272049
Man I used to eat so many clementines growing up, I could eat a clementine for hours.
I also ate a lot of grapes. Green ones are the best.
...I should stop by the farm market this week.

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>>72271428
>It happens every thread
No it doesn't
Chumbuds tell retarded threadshitters like yourself to fuck off, and then you lie about it and play the victim, every single thread
You insist that it is YOU and you ALONE who is the "true" fan and the reason you're whining is because you "care" about anything other than starting shit, every single thread
You complain about innocuous ritualposts, hornyposts, and literally everything that *isn't* threadshitting and pretend that aaaaaaall of the posters who aren't whining are the ones who REALLY don't care, because you don't understand self-control or dignity, every single thread
And to top it off, now you're *simultaneously* pretending that EVERYBODY is as much of a crybaby as you are, and it's in fact the patientbud bogeyman which is apparently one anon samefagging on 50 IPs. ACTUALLY making the exact same sort of retarded arguments you're accusing everyone else of making
It's honestly pretty obnoxious, which was obviously was your entire goal - oh, but that's just because you "care" right?

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>>72272331
Shan't read all that. Good luck fighting shadows.

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Gura will either not do call ins or skip her birthday entirely so she doesn't have to interact with any Advent 1 on 1. She likely sees it as a challenge at this point.

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>>72272331
See, there's that thing I mentioned where you think everyone is one person. I sure as hell don't have any problems with hornyposts, for one. The image I posted was doctored by the way, she has a very bushy pucci.

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>>72272049
what is this group called

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You guys sure have a lot of time to argue and post walls of text.
Is it because your oshi hates making content for you?

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>>72272397
>>72272425
Post your cunnies fembuds

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>>72272543
artist doesn't watch streams group

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>>72272543
Goom and the Gooks

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>>72272601
ye

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>>72272601
Shion why are you here begging for a mating press?

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>>72272700

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>>72272069
How did you get this picture of me??

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>>72272492
>bushypucciposter is now LARPing as the retard crying that patientchads are all one person
>and he's getting really into the part

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>>72272838
>patientchads
Please, I prefer to be called a patientchud if you don't mind.

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>>72272903
As you wish fellow patientchud

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>>72272601
https://files.catbox.moe/19002r.png

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>>72272762
Kuso fucking BRATS

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>>72272492
>>72272903
fuck off anti

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>>72272962
>Mole on her left breast
THEY ARE

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I want to lick Gura's bald little cun cun

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>>72272962
do girls front parts really look like theyre going to fire bullets at you????? scary

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>>72273027
huh, the editor made a mistake...

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>>72272632
Alright, that one got me. Good job chumbie.

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Gurass

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>>72273169
SNIFFFFF

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>>72272838
>missing the point and also thinking I'm the bushy pucci poster

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>>72272632
>Gooks
I thought Moom was white

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>>72272962
Gura accidentally removing her clothes during stream would be an act of god

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>>72273290
Goom is Gura and Moom anon.

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>>72271428
I still can't believe she liked this on twitter

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>>72273223
>Thinking there was a point to miss
>While missing the point
>That he accuses patientchads/chuds of all being one anon
>While complaining that anons say he and pucciposter are one anon
>Because he literally LARPed as pucciposter anon
The sheer scale of the irony-soaked retardation here has now reached a critical mass and it is making my brain hurt

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>>72273521
haha real funny it never gets old!

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>>72273656
She's not gonna stream this month. Why not go play a game or something?

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>>72273521
Ah, nahone

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>>72273656
>echoing a horny ritualpost in response to being told I hate hornyposts and ritualposts is larping as someone

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>>72273656
>>72273757
what the fuck are you two even talking about at this point?

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If you saw gura sitting by herself at a lunch table, would you try to sit next to her?

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I am actually deeply in love with this dumb womanchild.

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>>72273757
... uhh... yes?
>>72273815
idk, but honestly it's better than whining about Gura or justifying whining about Gura so if that line of conversation is now derailed, fuck it I'll take it

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>>72273815
I said every single thread always devolved into samefag accusations regardless of whether any was happening, he assumed I was calling him a samefag in turn, and it kinda got retarded from there. I also wanted to see how many very fresh md5 shark shitpost images he'd pull out, because he is definitely dating himself.

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>>72273845
yes

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FRESH SHARK images

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>>72273950
>idk, but honestly it's better than whining about Gura
No it's not

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hmmm...

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>>72273845
i would take her lunch and walk away

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>>72272601
>Thinking they wouldn't be posting walls of text regardless

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>>72273845
I would goom on her lunch and then stand there making sure she ate it.

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>>72274001
>Dating himself
What can I say, I have a soft spot for the classics
Come faggot, join us in posting vintage shark memes

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Think she might join Kiara's Easter event?

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Where is Gura?
Streams? Shark stream?
Hewwo? Goobtime is when?
How do I purchase one (1) evening of livestreaming sharkwife?

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This is what Gura likes.

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>>72274396
I will settle for a 30 minute twitter space...

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>>72274286
I haven't seen this one in ages, though soundposts are a different category I guess.

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>>72274396
move to taiwan

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>>72274541
Based ringfit soundpost

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>>72274396
she's safe, that's all you need to know, don't worry.

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>>72274541
That's just great, you assholes made me fully erect.

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>>72274541
GIWTWM

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>>72274805
Very sus post
I am backtracing your IP as we speak

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>>72274875
feel free to join us, we're always looking for new "friends" :3

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>>72274380
>VR
lol
lmao

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>>72274838
You're welcome

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>>72274173
>>72274285
I shall protect her from you cowardly schoolyard bullies

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>>72275385
I love gooming on my daughterwife's food. :3

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>>72276009

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Wife soon?

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The thread suddenly slowed down, are you gooming?

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>>72276871
Soon(tm)

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>>72276878
They went to watch Nerissa's stream

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>>72277078
No, I'm just lazing around.

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>72266231
>>72265868
After reading last thread, all I want to say is that you're really, really dumb. None of this was difficult to understand and it's crazy that you calling them stupid when you were so unbelievably wrong and stubborn.
The Prime Meridian IS arbitrary. In fact, every prime meridian on a sphere is. That's how it's literally defined.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_meridian
>A prime meridian is an arbitrarily-chosen meridian (a line of longitude) in a geographic coordinate system at which longitude is defined to be 0°. Together, a prime meridian and its anti-meridian (the 180th meridian in a 360°-system) form a great circle. This great circle divides a spheroid, like Earth, into two hemispheres: the Eastern Hemisphere and the Western Hemisphere (for an east-west notational system). For Earth's prime meridian, various conventions have been used or advocated in different regions throughout history.[1] Earth's current international standard prime meridian is the IERS Reference Meridian. It is derived, but differs slightly, from the Greenwich Meridian, the previous standard.[2]

The line we chose as being the 0 degree longitudinal line running through Greenwich is not based on any physical properties of the Earth. 41 countries came together and voted for it because it was popular and had been used by all of Europe and the US.
However, what that anon who started this discussion was saying is that if we had decided to put the Prime meridian in the center of the Pacific Ocean, for example, then Japan would be in the Western Hemisphere and South would be in the southern hemisphere.

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>>72277935
Lmao
Imagine gura checking /ggg/ and seeing this ant-smelling post

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>>72277935
*then Japan would be in the Western Hemisphere and the United States would be in the Eastern hemisphere.
sorry about that.

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As a bonus, and this is probably going to drive someone like you insane, the north, or "upright", position of the Earth on maps and globes is also arbitrary. Same thing with depictions of the solar system. There happens to currently be more landmass on Earth's "northern" hemisphere and most developed nations are historically located in that half, but neither of those things are permanent and so north and south is also arbitrary.
Physically, this is because there is no north, south, east, and west in 3D space because it's uniform in all directions. While you could base north or south on the rotation or orbit of bodies with positive or negative spin, such as the rotation of the Earth or the direction of planets orbiting the sun, deciding which spin direction is positive or negative is also completely arbitrary.

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>>72277935
Why necro the retarded off-topic cartography argument bud
>>72278009
I can just see and her hear sighing and clicking her tongue at us and calling us cute
God I love this shark

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ok

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I love Gura. I like saying it.

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If Gura cute, then anon is a faggot
Gura cute
Therefore, anon is a faggot
QED

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I just came here to remind you all to stop listening to my daughterwife's tummy, and then I see that someone brought back the map argument i skipped over reading from the last thread and I just don't understand why.

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>>72278608
what about the quantum entanglement device?

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>>72278694
None of these chumbies had a father, prease undastando

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>>72278757
What ABOUT the quantum entanglement device?

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>>72278757
Did someone say quantum entanglement device
Praise the omnissiah

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How can we trick Gura into doing a countdown on her next ASMR?

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>>72278312
>Why necro the retarded off-topic cartography argument bud
because going back and catching up on last thread was giving me a fucking aneurysm with how dumb that conversation was.

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look at my cute shark wife

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>>72278757
Oh, I'll entangle her quanta on my device
If you know what I mean

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Did anyone who was paying more attention than me see if there was a date for this weeks announcement, beyond just being this week? For whatever the taiwan thing is.

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my wife

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>>72278898
>>72278979
Idk, that's what I was asking.

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>>72279020
Best part by far
>>72265868
>>72266067
>>72266069
>>72266150

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Total number of streams over the 221 day period from August 18, 2023 to March 25, 2024:
FuwaMoco 276
Bijou 222
Mori 175
Bae 161
Nerissa 160
Shiori 145
Kiara 130
Fauna 101
Ina 92
Irys 82
Kronii 76
Mumei 70
Ame 58

Gura 15

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Everyone remember to give praise and thanks to Gura for standing Gawrd over Western civilization

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Total number of streams over the 221 day period from August 18, 2023 to March 25, 2024:
FuwaMoco 276
Bijou 222
Mori 175
Bae 161
Nerissa 160
Shiori 145
Kiara 130
Fauna 101
Ina 92
Irys 82
Kronii 76
Mumei 70
Ame 58

Gura 1500

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Chumbies are cute, but not as cute as my daughterwife Gura.

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>>72279482
Fun fact, you can start from any date last year and she will still be dead last by far!

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>>72272331
The irony is, you say shit like this to me sometimes, but this time it was to someone else.
Not everyone who posts things you dislike is the same person, schizo-chama.

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>>72279604
Thanks for sharing anon, now here's a fun fact for (You)!

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>>72279499
based, our governments won't do shit to protect us from these savages, but at least you can count on sharks!

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Im making borgars right now chumbies

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I just stubbed my toe real bad...

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>>72279867
What kind or borgar. At cheebs borgar? A pepperoni borgar?

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>>72279525
my wife's the best

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>>72279525
Holy shit she's streamed so much more than everyone else!

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>>72279718
The irony is, in saying this, you yourself are assuming that I'm the same anon you're thinking of
Which, at this point, I'm going to assume is just the joke that we're now all collectively in on
>Not everyone who posts things you dislike is the same person, schizo-chama
Right back at you schizobud <3

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>>72277935
I hate when dumb faggots jump halfway into a conversation >>72263152. Now here are the definitions of arbitrary
>adjective: arbitrary: based on random choice or personal whim, rather than any reason or system.
>"his mealtimes were entirely arbitrary"
Opposite:
rational
reasoned
>(of power or a ruling body) unrestrained and autocratic in the use of authority.
>"arbitrary rule by King and bishops has been made impossible"
Opposite:
democratic
accountable
>MATHEMATICS: (of a constant or other quantity) of unspecified value.
I even left the antonyms up to show why it literally can’t be arbitrary.
>For Earth's prime meridian, various conventions have been used or advocated in different regions throughout history.
From your very own post proving it’s not fucking arbitrary. The only reason people consider it “arbitrary” is because technically any meridian could be used but that doesn’t matter. It’s chosen by group consensus with rationales. They aren’t choosing it out of a hat.

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>>72279923
Making a cheese borgar. I bought the cheapest cheese, buns, and ground beef I could find

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>>72274541
>>72274838
I still can't believe how insanely erotic she sounded. Sad we'll never get more...

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are you guys sillymaxxing again?

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>>72279876
That's never fun
Not broken, I hope?

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>>72279323
... This is the most convincing evidence I've ever seen that Gura may actually be among us.

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>>72280066
I’m so fucken hungey

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>>72279604
I know, but her disappearing in August was a turning point. At least before then she was traveling to Japan, doing 3D appearances, joining collabs, and wouldn't ever be gone for more than 2-3 weeks except for the beginning of the year when she was on hiatus and then went to Japan until March.

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>>72279323
Worst part about retards thinking it’s me is that if he stopped at the “sun is rising in the east” he wouldn’t have made me look bad

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>>72280027
>getting into semantics because you have no arguments left

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>>72280106
probably not, I can still move it, the pain has subsided, but it's swollen.

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>>72280018
I've only argued with one person who has said that I insisted that I am the only "true" fan. It was a few threads ago because I said if you don't understand the significance of August 17, then you aren't a fan of Gura's.
You made sure to reference it several times in our back and forth.

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>>72280289
>getting into semantics
What does being jewish have to do with this

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>>72280194
>make a dumb argument
>pretend it wasn't really you

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>>72280027
Oh my fucking lord could you faggots PLEASE shut up
I really don't care if one or both of you isn't following proper conversational etiquette, because your conversation is OFF-TOPIC and IRRELEVANT and shouldn't be happening AT ALL
Here, Gura has a shotgun for you both to suck-start, oblige her if you would

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>>72280374
That's George

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>>72280435
George is Gura dumbud

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>>72280474
doxxing is against the rules bro

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>>72280474

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>>72280076
This silly girl has no idea just how sexy she is. I wish my daughterwife could have a little more confidence in herself.

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>>72280474
The lore deepens

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>>72280342
NTA but it really isn't that uncommon to make fun of thespians going about how nobody cares about gura but their shitposting ass

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I just watched a girl explain how her being a porn star is akin to shakespeare creating his plays. I now miss gura more than ever

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>>72280860
was she at least hot?

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>>72280860
They're not wrong. People glorify Shakespeare way too much.

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>>72280947
>t. porn star

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>>72280289
Wait now it’s semantics? Using the dictionary definition is semantics even though you were throwing the word out incorrectly. Let me guess you think there are 40 genders to

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>>72280947
shakespeare is a glorified porno writer bro

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>>72280342
Oh, you're that anon? Well, in that case you should probably know that I wasn't actually referring to YOUR posts in this thread - this time around I was saying "you" in reference to doomposters as an aggregate (basically what >>72280854 said), and to posts I vaguely remember literally from last Summer (posts which, in all honestly, MIGHT have been him, but might not be). Like, I thought the chance the (You) were him was maybe 10% at most, because your tone and the way you structure your sentences and rhetoric is totally different

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>>72280308
Glad to hear it, I remember stubbing my pinky toe on the doorway really badly a couple years ago, had to be careful about how I shifted my weight around for weeks

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>>72281095
yes, using dictionary definitions is the ultimate flag of desperation, specially if used wrong, a group can still make an arbitrary decision

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>>72281123
I don't know how anyone can type the word doomposter without laughing themselves to death, no matter what your take is. Ain't exactly the best of times and the worst of times keep getting worse. There are no nipples in this image, it's fine.

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>>72280860
sure, but it's like saying a blackjack player is doing math just like Sir Isaac Newton.

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>>72279482
Damn, Fuwamoco and Biboo are hard carrying.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37x84NDMxW8

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>>72281612
NTA but we are really far from "5 months of silence" doom, fes was nice and my wife told us what she was doing after fes, feels good knowing how her dance lessons paid off

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Gura should wear diapers

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>>72281843
Good news!

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>>72281612
Okay then anon, what SHOULD I call them then? Because "doomposter" was me being nice

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>>72281693
if only they were even remotely as good as Gura...

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>>72280027
Sorry retard. You clearly don't understand any of these definitions or which one applies to the conversation. Your shotgun approach is transparent, pathetic, and asinine.
>I even left the antonyms up to show why it literally can’t be arbitrary.
Did you really think a king deciding a prime meridian is less arbitrary than a group of people when discussing mathematics? What does such a definition have to do with the topic of 3-dimensional space? Did you think you could merely vote to change physical reality?

The prime meridian is arbitrary both physically and mathematically, which are the only systems that matter in a conversation discussing the physical nature of a sphere and the position and orientation of oneself on its surface.A sphere is continuous at every point. Every line around it's circumference is identical to every other line around it's circumference. Therefore, choosing one meridian over the others IS arbitrary. That's literally what that means, you fool. There is no distinction between them except in their position relative to each other.
These are mathematical concepts that are well defined and unaffected by the changing whims or decisions of any person or group of people, which are in and of themselves entirely arbitrary in comparison.

Read a fucking book, you insufferable idiot.

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>>72281907
You're cute
Are you a fembud? Let me suck your toe fembud, I promise I'll be gentle

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is in love with me.

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Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

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>>72281821
Yeah, it could currently be worse, but that it even hit 5 months is beyond the wildest shitpost.
>>72281887
I dunno, faggot? Retard? Whatever, but the words doomposter and thespian are deader than disco if you aren't playing dumb.

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>>72280123
Do you suppose she was faking for the amusement of /here/buds, or that it was another legitimate "one two five" moment

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>>72282093
thinking it's only going to get worse when it currently isn't IS doomposting bro, and the fact that you don't want me to call you that just settled that I will stick with it

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>>72281988
At least they're there for their fans.

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>>72281123
>I wasn't actually refering to you, just accusing someone else of all the things I accused you of earlier
hmm, I suppose there's no way of knowing if you're telling the truth, but that's awfully convenient for you, isn't it?
Oh well, it's not like it matters, none of this does. So here's a picture of me between gura's toes.

[Anonymous No.]

How is this girl so cute? Please explain?

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>>72281552
A group can make an arbitrary decision but that’s not what happened. Greenwich was chosen as the prime meridian because 2/3 of the maps at the time used it and globalizing it would help with travel and shipping estimates. The new one is adopted because of our understanding of tectonic plates. The only reason they even use the word arbitrary is because technically any meridian Could become one using the most generous terms. That is however not true we Would never use any meridian so who ever wrote that is just wrong. Are we clear now xee?

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>>72282093
This wasn't me >>72282235, but he captured my feelings on the matter pretty well so let's just pretend he was

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>>72280854
I just wish she'd be honest with us, anon.

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>>72281612
It truly is the age of wisdom and foolishness

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>>72282316
Based

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>>72282378
Thats my sharkwife

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goob night

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>>72282235
>>72282395
You can call me what you want, but doomposting is supposed to be senseless and stupid, like thinking the sky is falling or something. It would have once been doomposting, now it's just knowing things became worse than anyone could have ever imagined, which means it can both get that bad again and possibly become worse.

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>>72282001
>IERS Reference Meridian
The most important reason for the 5.3 seconds of longitude offset between the IERS Reference Meridian and the Airy transit circle is that the observations with the transit circle were based on the local vertical, while the IERS Reference is a geodetic longitude, that is, the plane of the meridian contains the center of mass of the Earth.[1]

The International Hydrographic Organization adopted an early version of the IRM in 1983 for all nautical charts.[3] It was adopted for air navigation by the International Civil Aviation Organization on 3 March 1989.[4] Tectonic plates slowly move over the surface of Earth, so most countries have adopted for their maps an IRM version fixed relative to their own tectonic plate as it existed at the beginning of a specific year. Examples include the North American Datum 1983 (NAD83), the European Terrestrial Reference Frame 1989 (ETRF89), and the Geocentric Datum of Australia 1994 (GDA94). Versions fixed to a tectonic plate differ from the global version by at most a few centimetres.

The IERS system is not quite fixed to any point attached to the Earth. For example, all points on the European portion of the Eurasian plate, including the Royal Observatory, are moving northeast at about 2.5 cm per year relative to it. The IRM is the weighted average (in the least squares sense) of the reference meridians of the hundreds of ground stations contributing to the IERS network. The network includes GPS stations, satellite laser ranging (SLR) stations, lunar laser ranging (LLR) stations, and the highly accurate very long baseline interferometry (VLBI) stations.[5] All stations' coordinates are adjusted annually to remove net rotation relative to the major tectonic plates.

This is our current prime meridian. I was waiting for you retard

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I love Gura (2021) but I hate nu-Gura

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>>72282241
I don't follow Advent that closely, do any of them have responsibilities that remotely compare to those of Myth yet? Like, anything on the level of being tourism ambassadors and doing restaurant collabs? I'd be surprised if so, it hasn't even been a year yet

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>>72282382
>national geographic is wrong, trust me the random shitposter on the vtuber thread
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>we Would never use any meridian
you never know, maybe 1000 years in the future we use another one? we started counting years again, at the birth of one religious figure, an emperor added a month to the calender, shit changes all the time on a large enough timescale

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I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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>>72282382
>>72282736
>>72282809
Shut
Fuck
NOW

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there are too many words in this thread

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>>72282957
There's also alot of images, though.

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>>72282957
it's funny how easy it is to distract the resident shitposter so he doesn't doompost

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didnt read at all, did i miss anything important chumbies?

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>>72283185

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>>72282382
Your problem is that you're thinking in entirely humanistic terms, when the conversation was always about physical position. Greenwhich being chosen is not politically or socially arbitrary, but it is mathematically and physically arbitrary. Your mistake was conflating one as being as pertinent as the other. The entire discussion started when one anon said that if the prime meridian were different, then the hemispheres of the Earth would be defined differently, to which you felt the need to argue because you didn't understand a simple mathematical concept.

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>>72283185
only the fact that geography is for nerds

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>>72282809
Yes I do believe National Geographic is wrong the same way I can prove scientists were wrong about molecules being the smallest unit of matter
>you never know, maybe 1000 years in the future we use another one?
This however is a good point and things could change. If they do change it again like they’ve been doing it won’t be at random which has always been my point. They do it because there’s a good reason

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I'm going to boot up DoL and make an oppai loli with a hairy pucci.

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>>72282718
>can both get that bad again and possibly become worse
But probably won't, and certainly isn't at the moment. The fact is that things are, still not exactly great, but on a generally positive trajectory (streaming MORE, being MORE communicative, Fes just happened and we know she's in Taiwan now, etc.) - of all the times to doompost, here and now, when things have finally started improving, is not it

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>>72283355

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I can't believe chumbuds oshi a girl who can't even hold her pee...

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>>72281693
The crazy thing is that Fuwamoco can't really stream that much because of moving to Japan and so for the past month, they've done very limited streams. Only 8 streams in the last 31 days since it was announced. So that means 268 streams in 190 days was their stream rate before they left.
If they had kept that rate going, they'd be at 310 streams in 220 days. It's actually too much.

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>>72283219
>>72283270
thanks for the recap, surgeonbud signing out
will be back soon

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>>72282707
The detail on this is beautiful

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>>72283402
From what I understand they've pretty much said as much, that they can't keep this pace up forever. They're also seasoned vets, though, so I don't think the ruffians have too much to worry about. Still not really on topic though.

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>>72281821
Her not talking to us for 5 months was traumatizing. Yes, it's only been a week, but I have no idea how any of you can be fine with her suddenly disappearing and cutting off all communication again so soon after that happened. And before this she didn't say anything to us for a month after Valentines.

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>>72283401
You got a problem with my daughterwife?

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>>72283402
I'd have to be a neet again to even watch all of that.

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>>72283402
And yet for all that they seem to have had very little effect on hololive or /hlgg/ culture, I barely see people talking about them all that much or referencing memes specific to them or posting art of them.

This is not meant to sound like an antipost, just an observation that it seems quantity of streams doesn't appear to make as much impact as some might suggest.

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>>72283250
No, that is not correct. It started because one anon asked about edges or some shit then someone moved it into time zones saying that was picked arbitrarily. Then someone brought up if the prime meridian was different that the hemisphere would be flipped not different. It would be different but it wouldn’t be flipped. I’ve only argued the point that it’s not arbitrarily chosen. And now I repeat again that you’re wrong because the current prime meridian was chosen mathematically to have it coincide with the movements of the tectonic plates. It’s slightly off the greenwich line

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>>72283698
I used to keep up with both Gura and Ame pretty well back when they were both going strong, despite longer shifts. I also didn't and don't really get out much though.

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>>72283782
They have baubau and incest memes. Not too bad

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>>72283420
My grandpa was a surgeon, but he died when I was a wee babbu and I don't remember him that well
Is what my dad tells me about surgeons true (he's a physical rehab doctor), that they basically *need* to be imperious conceited narcissistic assholes to be good at their jobs and therefore save lives? Because if they didn't believe themselves to be utterly superior to everyone around them then there's no way they could have the confidence to cut open another human and stick their hands inside to rearrange tissue etc.?
Not meaning to call you out or anything, I just always thought that was funny

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>>72283596
because going by previous years 1 week for travel and lazying about a couple days because travelling tires her isn't really that out of the norm

>1 month after valentines
it was more like 3 weeks 22 of feb to march 14 and again there's travelling debuff involved + whatever she was recording/doing there

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>>72283696
Your daughterwife isn't even potty trained chumbud

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>>72283889
Yeah but that's so little comparative to those stream numbers, and Bau Bau hardly even counts that's like saying Gura has the "A" meme.

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>>72283998
>Don’t interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake - Sun Tzu the art of war
Obvious schizo that doesn’t watch Gura so you’re supposed to ignore him. Stop correcting them

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>>72284110
She announced a peepee break on stream before and I'm very proud of her for that. However I do need to reteach her to wash her hands after going potty.

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>>72283981
your dad was correct, most of us are assholes and borderline psychopaths, cant have empathy when rearranging my client's innards lol

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>>72284228
you take things too seriously I was just replying to some guy it's not a war, but I'm going to bed anyway goonight

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>>72284110
If I potty trained her then we wouldn't get to keep our diaper change bonding time.

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>>72284408
she was eating snacks with her pee-stained hands

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>>72284441
Uhh…oyasame desu

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>>72284441
He's shitposting. More importantly I thought oyasame came hours early, spooky.

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>>72284446
i dont remember that mascot

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>>72284483
I still get hard as a rock thinking about that. What a brat eating snacks with her pissy hands

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>>72284618
Gura isn’t a mascot

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>>72284431
Based, I respect it
May the ghost of my grandfather smile upon thee from within the psyche ward of heaven, professional-God-complex-bud o7

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>>72284441
You don't seem like oyasamebud

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>>72284446
That's my cute little onahole on the right holding her own stupid onahole on the left.

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>>72284881

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>>72284483
She's such a dirty girl...

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I like hugging my daki when I go to bed but I've started doing something new when I take short midday naps. I like to lay my daki on my arm and pretend Gura fell asleep curled up next to me. It's peaceful and comfy.

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Gura is Mumei
Mumei is a psycho
Gawr is Gura's psycho split personality
Therefore Mumei is Gawr
Thoughts?

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>>72286251
Meds, now.

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Do sharks roar when they attack prey like lions do?

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C hours?

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I would like to sexually bully and ryona this slut T u T

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>>72286947
regular sharks don't have sound producing organs

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>>72287141

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>>72287272
You don’t know this. You don’t have gills so you can’t say for sure. It might be possible that sharks can talk through their gills just like how humans can talk through their lungs. Dumbass.

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>>72288049
ok what sound do sharks make

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>>72288113

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>>72288113
https://youtube.com/shorts/5DmVdme7D4o

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She's such a cute dork I love her

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>>72283355
That's just a shortstack...

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>>72288699
That's a child

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>>72278988
Next ASMR will be around the time of you 99th birthday so maybe you can use that as a premise and turn it into a countdown

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>still not online

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>>72289137
Based soundposter

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but I'm right here?

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>>72289295
stream bitch

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>>72283366
>>72282235
You have no reason to think it won't get worse beyond sunken cost

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>>72289391
... and also, you know, the fact that it's getting better

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>>72289474
Every day that passes is one more ghosting day not one more Gura day.

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Why is my daughterwife like this?

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heh, they still haven't figured out that it's my fault Gura isn't coming back... >:3

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>>72289474
Less and less streams every come back.
Shorter and shorter streams when they do happen.
No real pattern of shorter breaks, instead come back is still dictated by the next unskippable event most of the time.
No future in sight.

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>>72289935
AI does seem to be playing a big part in it. She seems to want to provide as little training data as possible.

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>>72289183
Why haven't you made a thread for your oshi yet?

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>>72289725
>>72289944
Nice fanfics, might have even seemed plausible around the time of the Sendai shill stream
Might want to do your reps though, update the rrats for current day

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>>72290043
because Marcus Aurelius has been dead for centuries...

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>>72290101
15 minutes twitter space into nothing for weeks is the new come back. What's next?

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>S-STOP NOTICING THINGS

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>>72290155
10 minute pre recorded #shorts

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>>72290155
LMAO RETARD

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>Busy busy with things none of my white fans care about
Gura now panders to chinks

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>>72290280
>now

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>>72290155
>New come back
No, this was the comeback, dumbud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWjyMygSWn0
The Twitter Space (FIRST Twitter Space) was just the latest part of the current return streak, which as of yet is going relatively strong (unless you count traveling to Japan/Taiwan for Fes and for restaurant collab, which would be retarded)
She's not ghosting us, and while there's still a long ways to go, it's still an improvement - there's no two ways about it

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>>72290450
It is an improvement from previous times, but that you consider this to be part of a comeback phase rather than another leave after over three weeks followed by another weekish and counting is silly. Why are you people refuting him acting even more retarded, what is this. You could just not reply.

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>>72290450
You're not helping your case by framing it as 3 weeks between regular streams instead of one stream per come back.

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>>72290165
Who are (You) talking about? The "yesbuds" who don't notice the "ghosting", or the "feistybuds" who don't notice the "improvement"? Or someone else?

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I want a gura patch to put on a range bag.

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I want a patch of Gura's bushy cunny hair

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>>72290155
>>72289944
Why don't you just admit your objective is to make fans feel bad. You cycle back to the same line over and over, ignore what people tell you, and draw the worst conclusions to apply solely to Gura. It's like you were mad people were happy after fest; after valentines and just went parasocial with it.

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Other chumbies and shitposters alike can only wish they were able to understand her as well as I do.

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>>72290983
You already feel bad because Gura isn't around. If you're a fan that is.

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I going to make more borgars tomorrow

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>>72290665
>After over three weeks
... that she was traveling/prepping for travel to Japan and Taiwan
And we actually knew she was traveling
For Fes
Because she told us
Sure, ideally she'd still be constantly active on Xitter or whatever despite the travel, but under such circumstances it's silly to call this a "break" or "ghosting"
>>72290677
I totally disagree anon, one stream per "comeback" would be far, far worse than an actual comeback which she's taking slow and steady

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>>72291155
Make a pizza you coward

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>>72291043
Loser mentality, L
Unless you're being sarcastic, in which case have my kek

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>>72291237
She was in Japan for like 4 days at most

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>>72291374

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>>72291237
It's the same number of no streams no matter what you decide to define a comeback as in your cope fever.

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>>72291237
Yes, but it's hard to call this a comeback. It's an improvement, but you know coming back to streaming is what people always meant. It's still been pretty dry aside from a total of like 20 minutes since mid-February.
Not touching the travel time argument like I see the other guy doing, we won't know actual facts until she says something, if ever. Maybe she was busy the whole time, maybe she was shidding herself over whatever the hell's going on in not-China.

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>>72291258
I've never made a pizza. I should give it a try

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Please stop fighting.

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>basedjack posting
They really never send their best.

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Feistybuds were weakbuds who gave in to the dark side.
Diaperbuds were weakbuds who discarded their mortal coils and transcended into greater beings.
It’s literally that simple.

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I don't even really care about why or any of the specifics anymore, I just want her to talk to us more.

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She was "around" for fes because she was force to, she isn't force to anymore so she's gone. This is not indicative of an intent to come back and therefore it is unreasonable to expect anything but more and more ghosting.

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>>72291706
>*Le touché*

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>>72291674
It's more than that anon deserved, considering he has no evidence

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She was "around" for fes because she was forced to, she isn't force to anymore so she's gone. This is not indicative of an intent to come back and therefore it is unreasonable to expect anything but more and more ghosting.

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>>72291762
Same desu, come on shark, pick that phone up and space my ass.

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>post cute post about Gura
>no replies
>retards loop about the same thing as the past few weeks
>dozens of replies
I hate when this thread is full of the same retards arguing the same things.

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>>72291841
/qa/ lost

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>>72291887
>only fixed one typo
Third time's the charm

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Ummm. What the heck?

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>>72291949
Ignore them, chumbie.

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>>72291887
Meds

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>>72291980
can't be fucked

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>>72292017
I don't care about them, I just want to talk about my cute sharkwife but clearly no one else does.

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>>72291949
Which post was yours, I'll throw you a pity (You) if it'll make you shut up and cutepost some more

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>>72292030
It's okay anon not everyone is fuckable

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>>72292072
I usually stop posting when retards come to the thread, sorry.

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>>72292112
>shut up
>cutepost more
huh

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Guys are moving too fast.

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>>72292157
a) "shut up", in context, specifically referring to complaining about retards arguing instead of liking cuteposts
b) cuteposts don't necessarily need text, but as I said I don't mind either way because the "shut up" was referring to something specific in context
Now which of (You)r posts didn't get the attention (You) wanted, fembud

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Even I'm starting to find it a little bit cringe to call someone your wife who won't even give you the time of day.

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>>72291949

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>>72292325
Anon don't take things seriously

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Look at my erotic cheesestick wife.

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Gura
Wife

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>>72292072
Gura in Chloe's outfit is very erotic. I need more

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>>72292601
I wish she could have it as an alt 3D outift. She should get one like it.

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>>72292542
You can't marry a cylinder of mozzarella

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>>72292673
I will change the laws to make it possible.

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>>72292655
Yeah, that would be great. I hope she also gets her Atlantis outfit in 3D someday.

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>>72292673
How can one post be so wrong?

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forgot the image again

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>>72292673
but I already did!

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>>72292819
It was probably typed by a woman

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>>72292999
mm, tummy

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Can I be honest with you guys?
The fact that a bowling ball and a marble fall at the same rate of speed has NEVER made sense to me.

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>>72293101
Not surprising coming from someone who makes posts like these >>72291237

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>>72292753
G...Gura?

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>>72293376

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>>72292817
I want that like you wouldn't believe. Or maybe you would.

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I am in a huge pain chumbies...
diet sucks

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>>72293462
Drink more water

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>>72293412
W...What do you want?

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>>72293500

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>>72293186
Aim better

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>>72293764
I think he was just trying to troll you, silly.

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>>72293101
Think of it this way:
Both a) the force acting on the marble or bowling ball, AND c) the inertia that RESISTS the force of acceleration on the marble or bowling ball, both come from the mass of the object in question
Increasing mass therefore proportionally increases both the force acting upon AND the inertia of the object, causing both to accelerate and fall at the same rates (in a vacuum)
It's like if you were trying to move a shopping cart, and every time another person comes to help push the cart he adds the exact same weight worth of groceries to the cart, which means that the more pushing people do, the more there is to push in the first place

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>>72293529
GURA NOOOOO I AM STINK

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>>72284894
o7 i pray for your well-being so you don't have to meet us

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>>72293865
Yes I know, but I'm lonely and starved for human interaction

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>>72294077

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>>72294119
No, you're not.

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>>72294209
Whatever do you mean

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