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Have you ever imagined having sex with a vtuber

>> No.72244223

no, vtubers arent real

>> No.72244253

>>72244200
no, it's an image on my screen anon. I can't fuck it.

>> No.72244267

>>72244200
Imagine? I don't have to imagine.

>> No.72244376

>>72244200
Anyone who says no should be banned for normalfaggotry.

>> No.72244434

>>72244376
based
can't believe we have to teach 3DPD these days

>> No.72244481

>buy VR headset
>get Koikatsu
>get vtuber card
>have the seggs
heh, yes, I don't have to imagine either.

>> No.72244584
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>>72244200
not particularly no, except for Mio.

>> No.72244632

>>72244584
god damnit, now you got me thinking about it again, im going to /hag/

>> No.72244682

>>72244200
Never

>> No.72244711

Dont have to imagine, gf is one and fairly big at it as well, but you wouldnt believe it, might be someones Oshi, so im sorry bud.

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>>72244711
eh, if it isn't hololive no one is going to care, and if it is you're just being a dick by being coy with the whole 'might be someones oshi' bit.
Now if you'll excuse me my duplicate post time is cooling off, and I got a /hag/ appointment to get to.

>> No.72244889

>>72244200
Yes, which is why I only watch collabs so I don't have to think about how much I want to fuck them and be sad when I know it will never happen.

>> No.72245004

>>72244200
I fuck my oshi in my dreams
I dream of her at least once a month
It's a good start to the day when it happens

>> No.72245029

>>72244200
> imagined
kek

>> No.72245063

i do with onigiri but in the flesh and not her vtuber model lol

>> No.72245238

>>72244200
Not really. It's kinda like asking if you ever imagined having sex with a youtuber or tv entertainer.

>> No.72245314

nah

>> No.72245454
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72245454

>sex with women (real)
disgusting

>> No.72245494
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72245494

Okayu would be disappointed if I didn't.

>> No.72245522

I busted a big nut thinking about fucking my oshi and rubbing the base of her tail until she came

>> No.72245584

>>72244200
my subconscious definitely has. Ive had several dreams w Moona. And Im a fucking Chumbud.

>> No.72245681

>>72244200
I have dreamed about fucking Marine. And it felt so realistic too. Sadly I woke up before nutting. Biggest blueball of my life.

>> No.72245723
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>>72244200
I'm so dedicated to my oshi I skebed multiple NSFW artworks involving her.

>> No.72245787

>>72244200
Never their roommates

>> No.72245845

>>72245787
imagine burying yourself in Noel's Noels

>> No.72245848
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Whenever I jerk off to Towa my mind flips back and forth between imagining railing Towa herself and railing the roommate.

>> No.72245880

>>72245723
Same here, and it feels amazing. Too bad I haven't found good affordable NSFW artists.

>> No.72245969

>>72244200
No because I'm extremely smelly and my decaying breath would kill her.

>> No.72245972

>>72245238
>has never had thoughts of markiplier clapping his cheeks while moaning in his deep ass voice
Whats wrong with you?

>> No.72246056

>>72245238
>It's kinda like asking if you ever imagined having sex with a youtuber or tv entertainer.
Man the whole reason I watch Heroes as a kid was because I would jerk off while imagining fucking the cheerleader bitch.

>> No.72246066

>>72245972
you dont have to imagine that
https://youtube.com/shorts/uFjgN4c7rL8?si=vOcpVkKWkhQE7a_y

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>>72244200
Yes

>> No.72246174

>>72246066
ENfags watch this shit?

>> No.72246189

>>72246056
>me but baywatch

>> No.72246191

>>72244376
>>72244434
There are other reasons to avoid fantasizing about someone. I don't want to blur the lines of who they are, or think about them that way while watching or interacting with them.

>> No.72246229

>>72246174
yes mostly same audience as skibido toilet zoomies

>> No.72246398

>>72244200
No, I've had dreams and they were glorious.

>> No.72246525

>>72246189
ojisan...

>> No.72246668

>>72244200
Yes. I'm not some fucking normie, I've been imagining fucking anime girls for 20+ years.
It's only gotten better too, considering VR exists.

>> No.72246679

>>72244200
Imagined? Yes! But she will NEVER know!

>> No.72246784

>>72246668
AI can't develop faster, I want somewhat realistic and dynamic reactions in VR when plapping.
Right now you either feel like you fuck a coma patient or, if you are lucky, it's a looping animation.

>> No.72246793

>>72244200
Of course not, I'm a perfectly well adjusted male.
I've never had the urge to kiss the screen
Dreamed of grabbing her hand
Had a boner every time I hear her voice
Downloaded her koikatsu model
I haven't rubbed the screen my with dick and smeared it with precum
Done any tributes to her nor her acrylics
Tried to fuck her doll by forcing an onahole in it while reading a random doujin and imagining it's us
No nothing at all haha...

>> No.72246825

>>72246525
its ok im part asian

>> No.72246877

>>72245238
Do you know why people watched Angelina Jolie stuff? Or Megan Fox? Farrah Fawcett? Marilyn Monroe?

BRAD PITT

>> No.72246959

>>72244200
That's kindred entire existence. Those mental fuckers are disgustingly touch themselves while listening to their retard oshi blowjob asmr

>> No.72247027

>>72246229
>skibido toilet zoomies
There's nothing majorly different between Skibidi Toilet and any of the Gmod shitpost animations that were popular with millennials back in the day. It's even one of the same autists from back then who's making them. He just happened to go viral with zoomers.

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>>72246877
my brain glitched and read ur shit as “marilyn manson”

>> No.72247130

>>72247027
>defending skinbibi toilet
yep this world is going to shit thanks to zoomers

>> No.72247347

>>72245004
One day I dreamt of fucking my oshi's RM and oh my god it was the most erotic dream I've ever had in my life, it also doesn't help that my Oshi makes moaning sounds regularly and in my dream I heard them as is.

>> No.72247397

>>72247347
is your oshi yuzu?

>> No.72247643

>>72247397
Well No, and I won't say who she is but it's weird because there are very few pics of her RM on the internet and in all of them she looks super cute and not sexual at all, I guess my brain was telling me that I need to breed her before it's too late.

>> No.72247670

>>72247130
Do you have a counterargument? It's just an annoying, overplayed meme, not unlike most Gmod and YouTube poop videos that existed. That's all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2eUUHkpvQA
I don't like skibidi for several reasons, but it's farcical to imply that the bad parts are zoomer-specific problems, even if those problems are notably worse in zoomers as a whole. Unless you think that
>LINK MAH BOI, SPAH SAPPIN' MAH PINGAS WITH SOOPRISE BUTTSEX
>POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS
is the height of memetic art, and everything is downhill from there.

>> No.72247694

>>72244200
yes but the vtuber was you're mom

>> No.72247734
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Every single day

>> No.72247787

>>72247130
Reading comprehension is taught in first grade, anon…

>> No.72247811

>>72244200
Not with the model, despite being sex incarnate but yes with her RM, and several times but not only do I fantasize about fucking her but I fantasize about marrying her, having kids with her and growing old together.
Sorry for the faggotry but I just want to make my oshi happy.

>> No.72248082

>>72247092
I mean he definitely had groupies, so it's still appropriate.

>> No.72248214

>>72247670
that just means zoomies and millenials are equally made up by retards and faggots

>> No.72248444

>>72244200
>Have you ever imagined having sex

>> No.72248496
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72248496

Some people have succeeded

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>>72248496
marimari fags i kneel

>> No.72248728

>>72248214
Maybe so, but that means the big picture is common ground, not differences to fight over. We can unite through a Socratic mindset of "All that I know is that we are all retarded faggots."

>> No.72248952

>>72248728
>We can unite through a Socratic mindset of "All that I know is that we are all retarded faggots."
Very similar to what made 4chan and anonymity culture work in the first place.

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I was so close....

>> No.72249189

>>72245969
You should be sleeping now Ollie

>> No.72249437

>>72245723
Same, but I don't imagine myself having sex with her.I prefer her fucking the other girls in her company.

>> No.72249486

>>72249189
Ollie probably brushes her teeth unlike what I do.

And she probably showers regularly as well.

>> No.72249756

>>72247811
>I want to start a happy and stable nuclear family with a woman I truly love.
>Sorry for the faggotry.
My brother in Christ, free yourself from the poisoned memes of modernity.

>> No.72249805

>>72244200
i saw a vtuber once
it was nene

>> No.72249998

>>72245454
You say that but there's this chick that cosplays as your oshi and you fet to fuck her. Can't remember her name but I know she has done quiet a few Suisei cosplays and even posted some pics on twitter

>> No.72250237

>>72244200
A few times. Less than ten more than five?
I once had I dream I was riding a motocycle with Coco up some stairs, in a really dramatic action movie style.

>> No.72250502

>>72249998
The appearance of my oshi is only icing on the cake that is her soul. You can eat a cake-sized volume of icing on its own, but you'll feel sick afterwards.

In less abstract terms, I am not /k/. I don't fuck skinwalkers.

>> No.72250582

>>72248728
>we
nah just you zoomies and millenials. im good

>> No.72250708

>>72250502
Buddy you don't fuck anyone

>> No.72250824

>>72250582
>Implying Gen X and Boomers don't also suffer from retardation and faggotry in various forms.
lol
lmao

>> No.72250924

The live 2D stays on during sex.

>> No.72251064

>>72250708
True, but it's not for lack of options.

>> No.72251074

>>72250824
nope not as much as you cocksuckers

>> No.72251156

>>72250824
wokeshit started with the millenials and ruined every show, videogame and comics gen x made

>> No.72251284

>>72251156
>wokeshit started with the generation that was indoctrinated with it
Holy shit, dude.

>> No.72251353

>>72251284
yea eat shit kid you know u faggots ruined everything

>> No.72251744

>>72244200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLqojq4vnck

>> No.72252423

>>72251353
>Developed woke philosophies
>Invented time travel went to the past
>Orchestrated events leading to the founding of the Frankfurt School for plausible deniability
>Time travelled most of the way back, to the 90s
>Became college faculty
>Brainwashed our younger selves into believing their our ideologies earlier, so we could start our dastardly plans at a younger age
You got us. All millennials believe all the same things, and are woke supergenius supervillains, but are just doing it ironically. How did you figure out our plan? It was foolproof.

>> No.72252526

>>72244200
how can i imagine something i never experienced?

>> No.72252583

>>72252423
yep you faggots ruined everything maybe you should stop bending the knee to suck tranny cock so much

>> No.72252758

>>72252526
You mentally assemble an estimated experience based on expected stimuli that you have experienced, modified as needed to fit the new context. One's ability to do this is likely tied to creativity.

>> No.72252826

>>72244200
Koikatsu fucked up my sex drive when I started getting legit looking cards. Had to cold turkey that shit, was smacking off five times a day to Choco/Mel cards.

>> No.72252920

It kinda sucks, they are not generally in the greatest shape

>> No.72253153

>>72252583
Unhinged retards like this are exactly why the "anti-woke" people have no credibility with anyone that has two functioning brain cells. Like regardless of political philosophy, if your personality has devolved into throwing around buzzwords you got from Newsmax or whatever, that's a sign that maybe the issue is mental health and not political...

>> No.72253388

>>72251744
people give money to whores like this...

>> No.72253443

>>72253153
nah thats a sign you should harden the fuck up and stop being sissy faggots sucking so much cock

>> No.72254181

>>72253153
It's probably the same obsessive illness that causes 24/7 seething about muh patriarchy and muh institutional racism hiding around every corner. Any valid points that might have once existed are drowned out in a sea of menhera ramblings. In the end, the politically disengaged majority gets sick of it, and nobody wants to hear any talk at all, including any truly substantive point, so things rarely change. But hey, at least we get convenient strawmen of each other out of it.

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With mumei? Many times.

>> No.72255622
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>>72244200
Absolutely.

>> No.72255990

Salty gamer fuel and coins

>> No.72256604

I want to plap Bae and Kobo so hard

>> No.72256786
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72256786

yes, of course.

>> No.72257208

I like to edge myself and imagine it's my oshi doing that to me.
Imagining sex itself ruins the whole thing because that just reminds me how fucking lonely I am

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>>72244200
Probably with flare in a dream

>> No.72258714

>>72244434
>can't believe we have to teach 3DPD these days
sit back and think about how pathetic that statement is

>> No.72258804

>>72244200
Sex with Cocochi's eyebrows.

>> No.72259054

>>72256604
I can get the appeal of a petite, airheaded brat, but why Kobo? Seems more like fucking a petite, retarded child.

>> No.72259112
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72259112

I've had sex with 2 vtubers

>> No.72259374
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Gonna be real with ya chief. PLAP posting on debut absolutely wrecked my shit hard. It was especially bad because she had many features of the dream girl from my teenage years

Worse Im a Chumbud so you wouldnt think that would be my thing but it totally 100% is

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>>72244200
Not just the vtuber, but their family as well

>> No.72259711

>>72259374
>Worse Im a Chumbud so you wouldnt think that would be my thing
That's not too surprising. Ignoring her design and thinking only of her personality/voice, Gura has similar vibes and humor to the girls who belonged to such alt subcultures in highschool. Similar story for Mumei's new outfit.

>> No.72259759

>>72244200
I had a dream back in like 2021 where Coco was trying to bully me. It ended with me punching Coco in the face and her being knocked out and sucking Honma Himawari's tits. Weird fucking dream.

>> No.72260046

>>72244200
Yes in my dreams. Bit weird because I know they aren't real but it seems right to me. It got awkward in my dream I finished fucking a green hair Vtuber and we were cuddling. Out of nowhere I hear a knock at the door. Green hair is deep asleep and I ignore the knocking but it gets louder. I hear a door kick and another knock on the door this time outside my bedroom. Just as I was about to get up. My favorite Vtuber kicks open the door with her GF chained up with her collar and says we are next. I wake up with the hardest boner

>> No.72260108

yes
it starts out hot but then i remember they are all menhera and you should never stick your dick in crazy

>> No.72260324

>>72244200
Only the ones that are confirmed hags. Hag love!

>> No.72260416

I don't really have sex with vTubers in my dreams except for Ollie once. Instead vTubers arrive to my dream house as an oasis to get away from the hustle and bustle idol life. We usually have coffee and snacks and talk about stuff. Ollie didn't smell bad. Her metabolism kicked back in so she smells like a regular girl who oversprayed strawberry deodorant. The patch skin and scars felt like a very silky soft leather. The sex was vanilla but that's okay because Ollie was happy for the once in a while lovey dovey sex.

Strangely none of them were my oshi.

>> No.72260592

>>72244200
I want to fuck Henya's mouth like the ass of a $5 streetwalker

>> No.72260597
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>>72244200
Sex with the Avatar or the person behind it?
My answer is yes btw.

>> No.72260682

>>72259711
Well yeah but I mean Gura is cute and funny while Shiori reminds me of my big titted goth g/f. Chumbuds tend to fill a certain demographic on watchlists and such

>> No.72260725

I often jerk off while imagining sex with my oshi, but even after I cum the fantasies keep playing. I have imagined me and Okayu living tigether into our 80s still happily in love and with grandchildren. I do this a couple of times a week when I wake up.

>> No.72260780

I don't have to imagine

>> No.72260871

>>72244200
Yeah, my JP male oshis.

>> No.72260947
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72260947

I have imagined having sex with all of the above

>> No.72261047

>>72244200
yes
https://streamable.com/c92spv

>> No.72261050

>>72259112
>millie
Did you get an std from one of them?

>> No.72261195

>>72244200
I dreamed once that i was kissed by one. Even in dreams i suck at kissing

>> No.72261248

I've imagined a lot, but I've never had dream sex sadly.

>> No.72261613
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yes

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