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you shall not shitpost edition

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Menhera Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1770242941199565177

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread: >>72070989

>> No.72122441

don't question her reading abcs comments

>> No.72122448

husbands winning, movie enjoyers winning, shondo lovers winning
worm farmers losing their shit, taking the biggest of Ls

>> No.72122464
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72122464

nah, she'd win (she's literally me)

>> No.72122542

shontoes

>> No.72122648

>>72122441
there is NO priority chat window, dont even bring it up or think about it

>> No.72122741

She keeps saying stuff that i say in my head
what mean?

>> No.72122798

>>72122741
once you watch her long enough you end up deleting half of your chats because she says it before you can type it out

>> No.72122828

stupid whore, being funny sometimes

>> No.72122867

i love my slut wife (compliment)

>> No.72122926

Wish she could taste my man flesh if you know what I’m getting at

>> No.72123073

I love my gold digger of a wife

>> No.72123083

i finally get home and the stream shits itself are you kitten me

>> No.72123112

The fuck are you idiots talking about.

>> No.72123134

>>72122309
>he doesnt know about the priority read chatterino window

>> No.72123159

SHORTKINGS CANT STOP WINNING

>> No.72123164

shondo wants men to get twisted around her fingers like nothing more than her playthings

>> No.72123193

>>72123164
damn thats me

>> No.72123199

there's really only like 25 minutes left in this one because of the long ass credits

>> No.72123200

hi im new who is abs? I just like watching lotr with cute women

>> No.72123208

>>72123164
i know, she has literally told us that before

>> No.72123239

>>72123200
abcs, the premier non-orange groomer husband

>> No.72123252

>>72123164
she's in luck, a woman that snaps more easily than a twig pulling this off is my fetish

>> No.72123257

>>72123200
i know who you are

>> No.72123281

>>72123200
one of her favorite husbands who gets a lot more attention than others

>> No.72123310

ABCs and Orange are good dudes so the other white ribbons are out for blood.

>> No.72123367

>>72121682
The.Lord.of.the.Rings.The.Fellowship.of.the.Ring.2001.EXTENDED.1080p.BluRay.10bit.HEVC.6CH.MkvCage.ws.mkv

>> No.72123426

>>72123310
abcs is cool, but orange is a insufferable menheranigger

>> No.72123449
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>>72122400
how's it going so far I can't watch today

>> No.72123454

>>72123426
i agree

>> No.72123465

>>72123426
he puts his autism towards the good of the community so I cannot hate him

>> No.72123487

>>72123449
goin great, she actually loves it, in a good mood too

>> No.72123493

>>72123465
Someone would do what he does if he didn't already he's nothing special

>> No.72123495

>>72123449
she's loving it, told us a cute story about her FE loved them aswell

>> No.72123539

>>72123426
yeah abcs is cool and he goes out of his way to interact with other husbands.
Orange gets points for the spreadsheet but minus points for everything else hes done recently

>> No.72123546

>>72123493
Yet nobody did.

>> No.72123571

>>72123546
If he retires I'll take his place don't worry

>> No.72123596

>>72123571
You don't have the work ethic, you won't even attempt to prove otherwise.

>> No.72123657

>>72123596
you're right sorry

>> No.72123711

no other shogger is cool

>> No.72123718

she's going to spend the next 10 hours lusting over aragon

>> No.72123739

>>72123718
i can forgive this

>> No.72123782

>>72123718
Aragorn is literally me

>> No.72123783

>>72123718
That's fine, I'm going to be lusting over Frodo

>> No.72123792

>>72123718
good pick

>> No.72123825

im jobbing so hard....

>> No.72123844

>>72123782
No you are frodo sitting in the cuck chair while sam plans to bum you

>> No.72123848

>>72123825
yes, yes you are

>> No.72123928

she passed the boromir test

>> No.72124052

>>72123928
Was it ever in doubt?

>> No.72124155

>>72123718
aragorn is literally me btw

>> No.72124217

>>72123848
you dont even know who i am

>> No.72124228

mfs are posting their entire thesis in chat

>> No.72124241

>>72124217
you're me, but weaker

>> No.72124302

Sam is the best.

>> No.72124363

>>72124228
you dont have one?

>> No.72124407

>>72124363
i do but im not sharing

>> No.72124449

sylux stop @ing her, she specifically told people not to do that

>> No.72124481

>>72124217
You could be enjoying the movies with your wife, instead youre wailing on the fact that youre not meeting your attention quota
I dont need to know who you are to know you are jobbing

>> No.72124548

>>72124449
>dont get read all stream
>get desperate
The state of white ribbons

>> No.72124632

i cant take the fucking retardation in the chat right now, time to take a break

>> No.72124686

>>72124632
Over what? Germany being the "bad" guy?

>> No.72124690

new meta just dropped. Keep @ing her with your retarded fun facts

>> No.72124703

tupajumi i know you're specifically here, stop @ing her

>> No.72124718

>>72124481
i told you im jobbing thats how you know im jobbing

>> No.72124725
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>>72122400
I miss GtG...

>> No.72124758

@ her and tell her your hrt clitty is leaking she’ll love it

>> No.72124761

>>72124725
No........

>> No.72124769
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72124769

good movie good shondo

>> No.72124786

>>72124686
over peoples interpretation of the books and the way theyre talking about Christopher Tolkien

>> No.72124803

shoggas are WILDIN in chat rn

>> No.72124860

>>72124725
>not even 3k waiting
What a failure of a wizard. Saruman mogs him.

>> No.72124877

I don’t look at chat, I make up replies to her in my head and pretend its just us two

>> No.72124973

>>72124786
chat always hive-minds with retarded opinions though. It's a universal constant

>> No.72125008

i know your're hony shondo

>> No.72125013

im glad that she's eating properly today

>> No.72125017

she put on the ring and disappeared...

>> No.72125023

>>72124786
Oh I never read the books so I stayed quiet

>> No.72125036

The flashing light spells ‘goon’ in morse code btw

>> No.72125039

>>72124725
Any rrats on his redebut? Is he going to go full corpo?

>> No.72125037

Where's the stream?

>> No.72125071

>>72124786
Christopher is a fag though

>> No.72125075

>>72125017
yeah, her wedding ring, to me

>> No.72125081

>>72124786
sorry you care so much about your gay allegory

>> No.72125084

i won't party time to shondo i won't party time to shondo i won't party time to shondo i won't party time to shondo i won't party time to shondo i won'

>> No.72125126

brb party timing to her rtx

>> No.72125130

>>72125084
i did this last night

>> No.72125145

Saruman is a job creator, the Fellowship were the real villains

>> No.72125148

>>72124786
I don't share his outlook, but Christopher was justified in disliking the movies. They're not like the books in the way you would want them to be when you've spent your whole life with the world your dad built with your assistance.

>> No.72125225
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72125225

I'm only at 3% download slow her down somehow guys

>> No.72125270

>>72125225
hop into the discord then, someone is streaming it there

>> No.72125271

>>72125148
But he's absolutely fine with Amazon butchering it.

>> No.72125310

I agree with the take that Tolkien's son had. The movies are way too action focused, the next two in particular. I think Viggo Mortensen had the same opinion as well

>> No.72125328

>>72125126
you are me

>> No.72125333

>>72123465
The good being making occasional meme and chatting normally?? He's a good shogger but don't act like he's Jesus Christ.

>> No.72125343

>>72125271
He was the one preventing the sale of more rights from happening. He wasn't involved in any of the dealings with Amazon.

>> No.72125344

shut up brattyoni

>> No.72125362
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72125362

I wish I got more Tostitos and dip rather than so much popcorn

>> No.72125377

>>72125225
just watch it online

>> No.72125395

>>72125225
Download first and last part first, and in sequential order. Then play it while it is still downloading.

>> No.72125475

>>72125271
they saved it. modern audiences wouldnt have given a shit about it without proper representation. and they had professional writers for once, giving us something far better than anything that musty old linguist ever cooked up

>> No.72125491

all husbands other than me need to die

>> No.72125525

>>72125475
(You)

>> No.72125526

>>72125475
The thing about Rings of Power is that its very completely mid. But nothing can ever be just alright anymore in the current social climate. It has to be the best or worst thing ever

>> No.72125581

>>72124449
>>72124449
Sorry :( She was asking questions and didn't seem to mind during smaller streams like this one. Wasn't an attention thing, she's read plenty of my chats without it. I just really like the LOTR series, I took a class on it in college. I'll be better <3

>> No.72125598

>>72125475
not to mention drasticially increasing the average middle earth penis size

>> No.72125644

>>72125581
kys instead

>> No.72125706

>>72125644
Ok! After the watchalong ends though Syadouhappynod

>> No.72125762

im new tier 3 sub and she will want to keep me around so I will @ her in chat

>> No.72125807

>washing strawberries
is THAT what they call it now?

>> No.72125845

>>72125271
He stopped being in charge of the Tolkien Estate in 2017, because he was way over 90, and spent his last years focused on himself and his father's works. Only after that did the Amazon deal go through.
He spent decades of his life publishing, discussing and protecting his father's work and yet some ignorant fucks shit on him because they love movies that he has individually valid reasons to dislike. They can be faithful by Hollywood adaptation "standards" and great movies, but still change plot, characters and themes a lot.

>> No.72125848

i'd wash her strawberry with my tongue if you know what i mean

>> No.72125849

>>72125762
She doesn't care dacrin and you made it blatantly obvious you've been spoonfed everything here when you showed up in FT's stream

>> No.72125881

>>72125849
i dont know what any of these words mean

>> No.72125905

mmmm skrawberries yum

>> No.72125969

these countdowns make me irrationally angry

>> No.72125970

some good countdowns today

>> No.72125978

wignat films

>> No.72125992

Washing her shonberries with my tongue

>> No.72126008

joi asmr released within the first year of her having her own room

>> No.72126037

>>72125978
damn right anon o/

>> No.72126043

>>72125992
i made this post

>> No.72126086

how many years until she can buy the house
how many more bits do I have to buy to reduce it to 1 or under

>> No.72126094

>>72126008
her doing joi but not understanding how either joi’s or guys yorking it work is very appealing to me
berry

>> No.72126137

unobtainable standards

>> No.72126171

>>72126137
if you're not a 25ft tall fire demon its over for you

>> No.72126210

i wont donate to her to buy a home
i will just buy a home and she can come and live with me and provide me with live JOI

>> No.72126220
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>>72126137
he's literally me

>> No.72126272

>>72126086
100000000 bits

>> No.72126299

Discord movie nigh has spoiled me, I hate dealing with normal watchalongs even more now

>> No.72126307

>>72094180
well i didnt make it, im going to bed. i had a lot of fun today though!
have a great time with the rest of the movies shoggas, I'll catch up on the vod tomorrow
Remember to be Nise to your wife

>> No.72126324

Why doesn’t he blow air on the fire dragon to cool him down? Is he stupid?

>> No.72126500

getting the worst handy you ever could from shondo but shes staring at it and gets more into it as it goes on, going faster and faster as she feels it get harder and harder and hears your breathing change and feels you getting more uncomfortable and fidgety until you explode all over her chest and she shrieks in surprise before shouting "Hurray!!!!! Good job!!!!! Yeah!!!!"

>> No.72126544

he looks like otis if he was a person

>> No.72126561

spinks

>> No.72126571

>>72126561
I LOVE HER SO MUCH

>> No.72126599

stop trying to give me a boner dude, thats gay

>> No.72126615

heh im thinking somegthing mean but i'm not going to say it haha

>> No.72126653

gollum is groomers pretending to be nise just to try and get to the precious (rtx pics of hymen)

>> No.72126708

gollum is the average bpd vtuber

>> No.72126710

Literally me

>> No.72126771

can you not bring /here/ into chat for ONE stream you little faggot

>> No.72126780

>the only thing shondo think you can be racist about is their ugliness
shallow and uninformed, and she pretends to care

>> No.72126792

>3rd and 2nd rate
this guys the biggest containment breaker

>> No.72126834

>>72126780
You mad, uggo?

>> No.72126851

Who is it sisters? I’m eating borgir

>> No.72126868

>>72126851
me

>> No.72126986

man these movies go so hard

>> No.72127013

>environmentalist message
gay ass goyslop

>> No.72127032

Middle earth game stream when?

>> No.72127036

is she enjoying the movies I'm not watching

>> No.72127099

you heard her
we own this shit

>> No.72127100

>>72127036
yeah. old men, manlets and gigachads are winning bigly

>> No.72127101

>>72127036
sort of but only for the hot men, as all women do

>> No.72127290

>>72127013
You do know who the first and biggest environmentalists were, right?

>> No.72127322

dwarfchads we are so fucking in

>> No.72127328

gimli bros we're winning

>> No.72127391

>>72127290
hippies

>> No.72127519

you need to be short and muscular man with a big beard, not a thin manlet

>> No.72127846

>>72127290
o/

>> No.72127858

is the intermission planned for a set time?
the one discord stream I could get into went down, cytube wasn't working, so I torrented a copy for myself. it'll be easier to sync up during an intermission than guessing at it now.

>> No.72127861
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>>72127391
Wrong.

>> No.72127915

>>72127858
Not yet, but you don't need to guess. There is a timer on screen.

>> No.72127998
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>>72127858
cytube is back anon

>> No.72128068

>>72127915
Thank you, I ate a marijuana edible halfway through fellowship and have lost about 40 iq points
>>72127998
The script wouldn't work for me for some reason. The disclaimer made me think I was just unlucky

>> No.72128069

I hate Gollum.

>> No.72128163

>>72127861
wait that cant be true, the romantics predated them

>> No.72128227

>>72128163
it's not true, that anon has an extremely myopic view of history that probably stems from wanting an ez road to being subversive

>> No.72128316

heck it's less of a stretch to say the juiced themselves were among the earliest environmentalist groups than to go with his fanfic

>> No.72128328

F L O R I D A
L
O
R
I
D
A

>> No.72128352

>>72128328
stop

>> No.72128368

6 billion trees

>> No.72128369

>>72128328
go to the home of sexuals

>> No.72128512

thats me (old, wealthy) when the shunny grips tight

>> No.72128651

I didn't know Shondo could whistle :)

>> No.72128691

treebeard is a ryonaposter

>> No.72128723

>>72128651
she cant

>> No.72128947

>>72128723
are there really people who can't whistle?

>> No.72129016

>>72128947
polio victims

>> No.72129151

>>72128947
people can barely remember what happened in a film they saw like 2 hours ago so yeah i imagine they cant whistle

>> No.72129174

>>72128723
I just heard her whistle what are you on about

>> No.72129227

>>72129174
she has said repeatedly she cant, please understand :)

>> No.72129277

>>72129151
I'm focusing on her give me a break SadCat

>> No.72129305

it's so fucking over
she's on her melty rants to justify something she said

>> No.72129333

>>72129305
shes not even watching the movie anymore

>> No.72129416

me on the left shondo on the right

>> No.72129568
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72129568

The levels of irony are off the charts.

>> No.72129605

animeonlys in the chat REEEEEEEEE

>> No.72129612

Just joined. She has seen them before, right?

>> No.72129699

>>72129612
No.

>> No.72129752

My movie keeps freezing grrrr rraaahhhhfgg meowee

>> No.72129761

>>72129612
no, and i actually believe her

>> No.72129781

>>72129699
Cool cool, thanks

>> No.72129890

be nise
unless you do something I don't like
then die

>> No.72129964

>>72129890
i wish she stuck to this way of thinking however unfortunately she is too nise for her own good

>> No.72130013

>>72129890
>you have to be nise to the fictional characters or youre lying reee

>> No.72130016

>>72129568
struck a nerve, groomer? but seriously that one was a stroke of genius i had to say it

>> No.72130131

>>72130016
he's saying you posted cringe which you did
even shondo ignored it when she looked at chat

>> No.72130188

Cringe nigger, kill yourself.

>> No.72130207

>>72130016
i know xdd

>> No.72130345

total groomer death
total reincarnator death
total infighter death
total femcel death
husbands will win

>> No.72130649

Shondo built like Gollum

>> No.72130670

Total cis death
Total groomer victory
All of the husbands will be feminised

>> No.72130682

>>72130649
hot

>> No.72130707

>inside of me there are two guys
;)

>> No.72130728

both me

>> No.72130803

>>72130707
ABC and D

>> No.72130887

>>72130803
i dislike this post

>> No.72130970

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihMMw0rnKz4

>> No.72130990

I could probably stick my dick in gollum if I pretended he was just some crack whore
shondo in the cuck chair of course

>> No.72131070

shondo in the chair with me :)

>> No.72131433

we can't move on if shondo dies, but if we die shondo moves on in 2 weeks at max

>> No.72131467

well I guess we found a bbcposter

>> No.72131498

>>72131467
yeah its dewd

>> No.72131534

shondo wont move on from me dying

>> No.72131573

>>72131467
yeah its dewd

>> No.72131632

>>72131467
yeah its dewd

>> No.72131818

is 350-400 normal for a watchalong now?

>> No.72132002

>blast off
you're welcome for that

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im 5 seconds behind again super weird

>> No.72132026

stop drinking so much fucking coffee woman holy shit just eat something instead for energy PLEASE

>> No.72132043

Will this be on the VOD channel

>> No.72132046

some edit in a 0 then blast off
then she'll have done the same countdown as neppie

>> No.72132083

>>72132043
JFC LISTEN TO HER

>> No.72132098

>>72132046
>then she'll have done the same countdown as neppie
Cheating whore

>> No.72132110

there is no way we get to Return of the King tonight

>> No.72132119

I bet she pees so hard

>> No.72132126

>>72132022
Same. I wonder what causes this. Different framerate maybe?

>> No.72132132

>>72132119
into my mouth

>> No.72132134

>>72132043
Yes.

>> No.72132189

>retards still don't know how to check the latency

>> No.72132192

>>72132083
Sorry, I can only listen to my colleagues right now.
>>72132134
Thanks, I'm glad.

>> No.72132198

>>72132098
maybe do an actual countdown for us in asmr and people will be less inclined to cheat shondo

>> No.72132304

she should count down how long im supposed to be stroking it in a JOI

>> No.72132394

>>72132198
people like you need to be filtered

>> No.72132414

>>72132304
she already counts more than you last

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>>72132126
idk could it, since it happens over time
i was interlinked at the start

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>> No.72132565

>>72132394
the second she does it you better drop her and get filtered in return

>> No.72132718

>>72132419
Maybe she's got less black screens, it's also happening to me. I noticed it when Legolas sniped the dogs and she went "damn, he's a sniper.".

>> No.72132722

>>72132565
i want one as much as the next shogga, but it's not worth keeping coomer cheaters around

>> No.72132796

Just make your own, she gives us everything we need

>> No.72132841

i only accept offcollab JOI to her rtx birthday suit debut for me alone

>> No.72132863

>>72132796
this is spoonfeeding

>> No.72132872

>>72132718
that might be it, thats the part where i actually noticed that i was kinda far behind

>> No.72132892

>>72132841
newfag

>> No.72132926

>>72132892
DM me her nudes

>> No.72132958

>>72132926
sent

>> No.72132957

>>72132926
Sent.

>> No.72133009

>>72132926
sent

>> No.72133035

>>72132958
>>72132957
>>72133009
but... i didn't get a DM....
oh no....

>> No.72133191

kino is upon us

>> No.72133387

hey guys sorry i'm late, mind restarting from the beginning?

>> No.72133654

watching movies with shondo sitting on your lap, dressed in a loose fitting shirt that you can see her nipples through when you look down. soon she notices something prodding her in the back and she cranes her head back, looking at you knowingly with a wicked smile on her face, reaching her hands behind your head and pulling you in for a kiss, which you reciprocate by putting one hand under her chin and the other running down her tummy towards her crotch

>> No.72133702

>>72133387
she will only do this if you have sent proof of your bebesee ownership

>> No.72133730

>Shondo encourages shy people to talk more
>send a bunch of messages (a lot for me)
>not a single read
yep back to lurking and telling her I love her once a month for resub message

>> No.72133800

>>72133730
She detected that you’re below 6’6

>> No.72133847

>>72133730
You probably just sent a message too close to a favorite. Next time try sending one with a bunch of other third rates or in response to a favorite so maybe it catches her filter.

>> No.72133877

>>72133730
do your messages suck?

>> No.72133915

>>72133730
>why isn't she reading my emote out loud?

>> No.72133931

>>72133800
you can get away with as low as 6'2 if the extra inches are in a melinated sausage

>> No.72133999

>>72133800
Does she really care about height that much

>> No.72134038

>>72133999
Massively. Even more than normie women.

>> No.72134089

>>72133999
no of course not. You should probably be taller than her, but she's never said so.

>> No.72134130

>>72133999
Ignore this tourist>>72134089

>> No.72134160

>>72133999
Yes. She used to be more obvious about it but after the little people got upset she started being more cautious. Her ex is like 6'6 or something.

>> No.72134253

>>72133999
anon... I'm sorry...

>> No.72134268

>>72134160
No one in her community is even close to 6'4 it is over for all of us, her ex has ruined her forever

>> No.72134323

>Fun movie time
>Entire thread is 2 guys anti posting on cooldown
Sounds about right

>> No.72134356

>>72134268
Time to drop this whore and find a wife with more realistic standards, can't believe all these onions cucks still hanging around knowing they wouldnt stand a chance being a manlet

>> No.72134431
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>>72134323
sorry I'll stop being silly :)

>> No.72134464

It's crazy to think these "armies" are only a couple dozen people. I cant even imagine what a host of hundreds of thousands like the achaemenids had would have looked like.

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>>72134356
>Time to drop this whore and find a wife with more realistic standards, can't believe all these onions cucks still hanging around knowing they wouldnt stand a chance being a manlet

>> No.72134677

I don’t even really know what’s happening because she keeps talking and I keep getting distracted by her in her cute witch hat

>> No.72134863

why does she trust gollum so much

>> No.72134913

>>72134863
she doesn't, she pities him

>> No.72134918

>>72134863
she sees herself in him

>> No.72134924

>>72133999
yes, but no. but also yes.

>> No.72134944

>>72134913
she thinks he will beat the worms and be a good guy

>> No.72134953

>>72134913
Just like she pities us, she sees us as pathetic as gollum, or maybe even worse.

>> No.72135147

>>72134863
this >>72134918

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>Just like she pities us, she sees us as pathetic as gollum, or maybe even worse.

>> No.72135220

>>72135153
this is sad

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>>72134677
she do be pretty cute!

>> No.72135506

>>72135256
I love my silly witch wife!

>> No.72135503

>>72135153
one of the best posts in a while

>> No.72135582

gollum loses, and im gonna win
do the math

>> No.72135609

>they're struggling for manpower they should let her fight
she would lose an arm and get carried off to get gang raped by orcs

>> No.72135669

>>72135609
and while theyre distracted fucking her gimli can knock their heads in

>> No.72136483

I will never reply to job anon ever again

>> No.72136541

wtf I thought jobbing meant over performing

>> No.72136636

>>72136541
literally the exact opposite

>> No.72136669

>jobbing at the english language
your spelling bee reps?

>> No.72136749

esl friends whenever there's some word/saying you dont get just look it up on urbandictionary

>> No.72136836

>>72136749
shondo is british

>> No.72136979

>>72136836
>Doesn't know that English language comes from Britain
America moment

>> No.72137046

>>72136979
obsessed

>> No.72137650

>>72137046
yeah you sure are.

>> No.72137708

>shondo double sneezes
blessed stream

>> No.72137803

My bodies on the verge of forced eep
But the mind craves treebeard

>> No.72138596

>its yer sam
gay sex movie

>> No.72138692

Frodo and Sam sisters…
Our response?

>> No.72138702

based Shondo

>> No.72138711

>they're not gay, they're just friends
>no way you guys are that brainwashed
hahahahah fuck off, faggots!

>> No.72138732

good job ruining her mood gay posters

>> No.72138763

sissy hypno groomers called out

>> No.72138791

>calls out the gay posters
based

>> No.72138793

they just cant stop beeing gay for one day

>> No.72138797

faggots just got fucking destroyed

>> No.72138811

Male fags are disgusting

>> No.72138940

She does the same whenever two female characters are friendly to each other

>> No.72139135

>>72138940
yuri is based and should be encouraged
also she is gay

>> No.72139143

Female fags are hot

>> No.72139276

she trusts that creepy little cannibal way too much

>> No.72139295

gollum at the end of the films is what the groomers repeat in their awful cycle, they get a crumb of what they want for a fleeting moment before incineration

>> No.72139335

>the only possible good ending a person can get is getting a gf
egotistical woman
sam's best ending is being bros and smoking weed with his best friend

>> No.72139414

I think she'll sour on him once she sees that he immediately murdered his friend

>> No.72139415

>>72139276
She keeps some of the most disgusting people I've ever had the misfortune of noticing around in this community, Smeagol is actually pretty light in comparison.

>> No.72139454

>>72139276
His schizophrenia hits too close to home.

>> No.72139460

>>72139335
she will never understand this feeling so I don't blame her for not thinking of it
the life of a woman is all about getting a partner

>> No.72139564

she also doesnt seem to have picked up on gollum being a cannibal (hence why he knows you cannot reach the corpses in the dead marsh)

>> No.72139593

so does gollum have a micropenis? his loincloth barely covers his crotch but you cant see anything

>> No.72139613

>instantly reads abcs message every time
its so fucking over actually

>> No.72139618

>anytime you have brainworms imagine yourself as gollum
woaw shondo real subtle

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I haven't had a whole lot to say today but it's been a lot of fun just hanging out :)

>> No.72139679

>>72139564
Honestly, I missed that too, and I have watched the trilogy multiple times.

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>>72139676
why are all your screenshots so small and shit

>> No.72139825

>>72139736
I'm trying my best anon :)

>> No.72139834

>gonna read the books
shondo you dont have any space for one book, nevermind multiple!!!!!

>> No.72139847

>i've gotta read the books
someone say it, I can't, i'm too scared

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>Wifey hates us
>Doesn't reads us, precious
>has favoritsus I'm sure of it precious

>> No.72139973

who’s self inserting as otis rn?

>> No.72139997

can gollumposting stay past tonight its one of the funniest things to come to threads in a while

>> No.72140045

>>72139997
im for it

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>>72139973
She is my Otis.

>> No.72140075

>>72139997
sure why not

>> No.72140086

the favoritism rrat is undefeatable even with your memes, its too based in reality to discard

>> No.72140156

>>72139880
holy fuck lmao

>> No.72140186

>>72139880
me rn

>> No.72140222

>>72140086
based on what?

>> No.72140274

no its not

>> No.72140285

people consider it abhorrently evil to dock a cats tail or declaw them, but theyre perfectly fine with circumcision

>> No.72140314

retarded wife
declawing a cat is the same as ripping out your nailbed
not removing their fingers, stupid ass fucking wife

>> No.72140350

>>72140285
bring it up in chat, call her a kike as well

>> No.72140413

neutering is humane though Smile

>> No.72140455

>>72140314
are you grump because she didn't read your comment

>> No.72140465

>>72140285
shondos jewish so she loves circumcison
she stole my foreskin when she was sucking me off

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>>72140086
>The favoritism rat, precious, is undefeatable, yes, yes. Even with your silly memes, it's too rooted in reality, too precious to be discarded, yes, yes.

>> No.72140500

>nooo dont the claws
>removing the balls is fine tho :)))))

>> No.72140544

>>72140413
>>72140500
say it in chat

>> No.72140556

>>72140499
kek

>> No.72140597

>>72140500
You know what she would do after you rape her too many times

>> No.72140617

>>72140222
Reality and facts
only happynodders deny it

>> No.72140637

>>72140597
fall in love with me? yeah

>> No.72140665

>>72140617
are the "facts" in the room with you right now?

>> No.72140724

>>72140665
yes

>> No.72140725

>>72140665
>Smile and nod. Do not notice things!!!!

>> No.72140803

>>72140665
How many benadyrls do you pop to make you deny reality?

>> No.72140820

7 more hours?

>> No.72140843

>>72140820
i would say 6

>> No.72140899

>>72139135
If there’s anything I hate it’s fags and women. Why would I want a mixture of the 2?

>> No.72140925

>>72140899
if you dont like gay women why are you watching shondo

>> No.72140973

I sure hope she undresses for the last movie

>> No.72141054

>>72140973
and comes closer

>> No.72141141

i hope she randomly rubs her sweaty little toes on the mic haha that'd be craaaazy!!

>> No.72141240

party time because of that post

>> No.72141298

>>72140925
I’ll convert her

>> No.72141322

>>72141298
i made this post

>> No.72141399
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>> No.72141480

>>72141240
omhd-22

>> No.72141552
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Shondo is nice to me and for that reason I like her a lot :)

>> No.72141603

shondo is horribly CRUEL to me for no apparent reason, I HATE her and I love her

>> No.72141900

wish she would lord my ring, if you catch my meaning

>> No.72141905

>>72141054
>If there’s anything I hate it’s fags and women
>thread is literally only ever full of fags and women
kek, I literally only check this thread when I'm in a good mood to bring me to a normal level, why are you here?

>> No.72141974

Shondo is lovingly CRUEL to me for a good reason, I LOVE her and I love her

>> No.72141988

she hates me and that makes me love her more. she will love me

>> No.72142012

>>72141900
oh yeah, i'm picking up what you've put down shogga

>> No.72142066

>>72141905
meant for >>72140925
whatever, I don't really care

>> No.72142100

>>72142066
anonchama...

>> No.72142120

>>72141900
i wish i could put my Hobbit in her Shire ;)

>> No.72142124

Shondo doesn't have any strong feelings towards me but thats okay I like her a lot and her streams make me happy and I want the best for her and sometimes think about holding her hand and giving her a hug

>> No.72142234

thinking about giving the most insane donkey punch to shondo right now

>> No.72142277

>>72142234
I wanna push her off the balcony then drop kick her uterus

>> No.72142334

me and shondo kissing under the giant witch hat :)

>> No.72142342

>>72142100
I been drinking, be happy I can still type decently

>> No.72142510

Who getting wormy right now?

>> No.72142597

going down on shondo and she keeps hitting you in the head trying to stop you while she protests about it being dirty down there (it is, she hasnt bathed in 17 days) but you dont care

>> No.72142600

has Shondo ever gone fishing?

>> No.72142688

>>72142600
im willing to take her fishing aslong as she leaves her smartphone and laptop at home

>> No.72142720

>>72142600
Not yet, I’m going to take her some day though (I’m using her as bait)

>> No.72142810

>>72142342
why would I be happy that you're posting here at all

>> No.72143041

>>72142600
i wouldnt take her fishing with me she would probably yap the whole time and scare away all the fishies

>> No.72143095

>>72143041
I wonder if she could stop yapping in an actual theatre (I doubt it).

>> No.72143694

i would take her to a theatre just so she kept making funny noises and comments and got us kicked out so i could make a big scene of it and make sure she knew how much i loved her and then we could go to maccies on the way home for some borgir and nugget

>> No.72144180

is she going to get silly soon you think

>> No.72144281

new
>>72144252
>>72144252
>>72144252

>> No.72144334

>>72144180
Yeah on my willy

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Shondo ad!

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