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wtf is this garbage

>> No.71930269

>>71930221
vtuber?

>> No.71930367

asmr shitposting at its finest

>> No.71930375

>>71930221
>video length
tiktok reuploads/copies
welcome to the future, old man

>> No.71930747

>>71930221
what the fuck is an opp?

>> No.71930922

>>71930221
It's called shitposting, maybe you've heard of it, gramps.

>> No.71931002
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>>71930747
Zoomer slang for someone who fucking hates you or someone you fucking hate. Often used in the context of getting jumped by a bunch of people who wanna beat your ass at the same time.

>> No.71931042

>>71930221
the last one got me lol

>> No.71931140

>>71931002
why?

>> No.71931146

>>71931002
oh no, I really am an ojisan now...

>> No.71931179

>Boyfriend takes you out but his opps slide on him
I want everyone between the ages of 12 and 28 to die.

>> No.71931188

>>71931140
Opponents gets shortened to Opps.

>> No.71931263

>>71930221
STFU THESE ARE FUNNY

>> No.71931280

>>71930221
Why do women complain so much about gfe unicorns but are silent when it comes to bfe femcorns?

>> No.71931319

>>71930221
kek
these are good shitposts

>> No.71931349

>>71930221
>and fucking dies
my sides.

>> No.71931470

>holokeks see a meme video on youtube for the first time

>> No.71931514

>>71930221
HOLY KEK

>> No.71931612

Holy based lmao

>> No.71932167

>>71931280
Same reason why HR call you in for getting too chummy your female colleague and that same female colleague sent you HR again for hardly talking to her

>> No.71932291

the Boyfriend drives you home but you are in a car accident is unironically some of the funniest ASMR I have heard

there isn't a lot of funny ASMR out there but its up there with stepdad ASMR in terms of hilarity

>> No.71932292

>>71931002
>zoomer slang
>has been used at least since the 80s

>> No.71932450

i like funny asmr

>> No.71932500

>>71931002
so me being white can say that some ukis want to kill me as an equivalent?

>> No.71932813

>>71932292
Those aren’t mutually exclusive.
‘No Cap’ was black slang from the fourties, it’s still zoomer slang.

>> No.71932816

>>71932500
>Shit! I gotta go. The fucking Ukis are on to me!

>> No.71932940

>>71931042
>Thank god it's over, if there was just one more car...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSRxeJi5Z5w

Really fucking funny.

>> No.71933005

>males make funny content for once
>anons are mad
What gives?

>> No.71933023

>>71931179
You can have the 21 and younger, they're dead to me

>> No.71933062
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71933062

>>71930221
Hakka's was my favourite
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1763354062748094841

>> No.71933161

>>71930221
The joke ASMR trend wasn't just male vtubers.

>> No.71933264

Some of these titles are hilarious
https://youtu.be/WizyQpoloHQ?si=w7YTXMqRSPr4kq_L

>> No.71933293
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>>71930221
Interesting, why are sisters so turned on by the idea of their boyfriend dying? Wanna hear some theories here

>> No.71933310

>>71932813
Been watching linguistic videos on the evolution of languages, and this reminded me that mass adoptions of local terms are awfully common.
Dread it, run from it. No cap will become colloquial. And a hundred years from now it will be considered "archaic" and "overly formal"

>> No.71933335

>>71930221
It's a funny joke and I hope more(better) asmr boys do it. Some of them talk kind of stilted and it throws me off

>> No.71933487

>>71930221
femcel content

>> No.71933505

>>71933293
Sisters love drama, and dying is the biggest form or drama

>> No.71933523

>>71930221
The last one's title is funny though

>> No.71933757
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71933757

I mean, be honest. If they were hot female vtubers doing the same exact videos, you'd fap to it.

>> No.71933835

>>71933062
I don't like asmr and will never listen to this but I kind of appreciate the obvious shitposting they do here. It's more interesting than the vox unironic boyfriend and tie you up and rape you asmr.

>> No.71933886

What killed Jurard?
THE ICE AGE!!!!!!!!

>> No.71933901

>>71933757
>(ASMR) Your hot single hag neighbour gives you a nursing handjob but died of heart attack mid ejaculation

>> No.71933982

>>71933757
>(ASMR) Your Devil Summoner GF saves your life but dies from a stray Mudo spell

>> No.71934384

>>71933757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMZsgH0KJV0

>> No.71934503

>>71934384
LMFAO

>> No.71934554

>>71931280
because women are hypocrites. They also bitch about lolis while liking shotas.

>> No.71934588

i got nothing against bfe vtuber who actually dont do female collabs like harris caine and do lewd asmr videos (let the sisters enjoy and cum). i dont like it when guys that collabs with female vtubers, do hard pandering to their fem fans, just stick with your male on male collabs please.

>> No.71935042

>>71934384
fucking hot

>> No.71935127

>>71930221
>ASMR Boyfriend calls you cute and DIES from a Meteor
holy kino...

>> No.71935698

>>71933310
>mass adoptions of local terms are awfully common
yeah and look what they did to "y'all"
*sigh*

>> No.71935741

>>71933523
The last one was the one that kicked off this dumb trend over the last month, but yeah it's been funny and a nice w for mantubers. The hakka one is probably the funniest to me.

>> No.71938086

>>71933293
Foids get aroused by gore why do you think the majority of nurses are female

>> No.71938753

>>71930221
The second one is funny to me, what a plot twist

>> No.71938763

"male vtuber fans" are just femorrhoids butthurt about men having yet another cute little hobby and trying to find ways to shit it up.
This is why they don't deserve any rights.

>> No.71939118

If I had any confidence in my voice, I would absolutely do a “Boyfriend invites you over for a video game date but you’re actually there just to watch his 100% completion run of Hotel Mario ASMR” video

>> No.71939152

>>71930221
it's brotuber content, you wouldn't get it

>> No.71939173

>>71930221
I'm convinced that yumes are mentally ill.

>> No.71939232

>>71939118
I have confidence in my voice but not my accent so I say you should go for it anon. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>> No.71939323

>>71933293
Men should suffer for my amusement, it’s all they’re good for anyway

>> No.71939595
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Boyfriend crashes car and fucking dies is probably the best of these i've seen, which is how it rocketed up to a million goddamn views when the guy who made it is a 2view. Peak over the top.

This one's a close runner-up though. Shia is great. https://twitter.com/ShiaBun/status/1763265850499367323

>> No.71939740

>>71933293
Why do you think 50 shade of grey was a "masterpiece" for the women communities.

>> No.71940078

>>71931002
>Zoomer slang
That street/drill rap slang. Ive heard that back in 2012 when I was in 2nd/3rd grade. I live in Chicago.

>> No.71940186

>Waking up next to your GF who's died in her sleep ASMR
>No audio

>> No.71940816

>>71940186
>figure you may as well fuck her one last time anyway

>> No.71943661

>>71933757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoGKE44SgxA

>> No.71943740

>>71930221
Kino compared to the sex ASMR you listen to

>> No.71943870

>>71933757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYvcYWBCRjQ

>> No.71943878
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>>71930221
>what if boyfriend was locked in the time chamber for millennia and betrayed?

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>>71930221
reminds me of these

>> No.71944275

>>71930221
>(ASMR) Your boyfriend from the highest plane of existence, teaches you about the Golden Void and the Ultimate Eternal Universe

>> No.71945619

>>71933293
>>71938086
Women bleed once a month from a hole that also doubles from an erogenous zone. I wouldn’t be surprised if some wires got crossed there.

>> No.71945685

>>71930221
>but his opps slide on him
Kek

>> No.71945721

>>71938086
I thought it was because they can’t hack it as MDs.

>> No.71945741

>>71933757
I would never forgive my gf for constantly dropping her metal pipe.

>> No.71946241

>>71939173
>yumes are mentally ill
You just now figured that out? Here’s one more thing to convince you that yes, they are mentally ill https://www.docdroid.net/6DOjH6C/aruran-documentary-pdf

>> No.71947289

>>71939323
Okay i'll pretend i'm dying between beating your retarded face up femanon. Though get ready for twice the usualy strenght since you seem really fucked up in the mind. It's for your own good.

>> No.71947432

>>71930221
Unironically hilarious and that's how bfe ASMR should be done instead of the sexpest's rape ASMR
The T-Rex being on board with it isn't surprising, the guy is a walking comedy generator

>> No.71947636

Sisters are based actually but you let some trannies who will never be women sour your perception of yumes

>> No.71947757
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>>71930221
But somehow it's ok when women do it.

>> No.71948013

>>71933062
I still don't get the metal pipe thing

>> No.71948058

>women do asmr
>it instantly devolves into porn
>men do asmr
>it instantly devolves into shitposts
the duality of mankind...

>> No.71948180

>>71946241
what in the goddamn
that schizo needs a double dose of meds stat

>> No.71948279

>>71948013
It's loud when you drop a metal pipe so when it happens in ASMR it's funny.

>> No.71948286

>>71933161
Pretty sure Kobo did an earrape ASMR too

>> No.71948420

>>71931002
It’s fucking /pol/ slang for opponent. It’s been around for at least 10 years. I’ve heard on public radio for “oppo” research. Meaning getting dirt on your opponent.

>> No.71948432

>>71948058
>women are whores
>men are funny
This is just nature

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>>71930221
Some of them are kino and deserve a nobel peace prize

>> No.71948536

>>71940078
>2012
>2nd/3rd grade
wtf

>> No.71948555

>>71948453
Thanks anon. I scared my dog from laughing so hard

>> No.71948947

>>71948453
lmao good one

>> No.71948952

>>71948180
I think what baffles me the most is who they chose. I mean out of everyone, him?

>> No.71949174

>>71933293
>one minute long
>30 seconds long
They are jokes anon, its a trend that's been going around where you make some short dumb gf/gf roleplay that is all weird.

>> No.71949307

>>71948279
But also see it used outside of AMSR. I don't get it.

>> No.71949341

>>71931280
Women are hypocrites. Same way female fanservice is le bad and male fanservice is "progressive". OP is just joke stuff but you they certainly didn't say as much shit when Vox was doing it unironically.

>> No.71949367

>>71933757
I normally don't kink shame.
But these subhuman keep trying to kinkshame me, so I'm not opposed to kink shame these subhuman here.

>> No.71949480

>>71930221
I mean all of it are tastless slop for fujo retards but how GFE ASMR shit different?

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>>71930221
first one kek

>> No.71949752

>>71930221
Wtf I love maletubers now?

>> No.71949860

Getting major Wario dies vibes from these.

>> No.71950019

>>71933310
>Be spanish speaker
>Can read documents all the way back to the 1400s without issue
>Be english speaker
>Can't read documents written 50 years ago without getting stumped on what the fuck was written on it
le evolving language with no governing body is dumb.

>> No.71950528

>literal autists itt taking joke asmr seriously

>> No.71950537

>>71950019
With practice and a source to reference like, say, the internet, it's not that bad. Actually even middle English and Scots isn't that bad for me. Olde English is literally a different language though.

>> No.71950575

>>71948420
For such a racist shithole they sure like trap rap slang.

>> No.71950687

>>71947289
NTA but you have to be at least 18 to post here, anon.

>> No.71950854

>>71948013
It's like "all sound effects at once" from early 2000s

>> No.71950874

>>71930221
To be fair I've masturbated to ASMR made by 30 year olds pretending to be children.

>> No.71952877

>>71930221
the titles are so funny. where are the links bro

>> No.71953084
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71953084

>joke asmr
Look at what the sisters are into for real, not those meme videos. Pic related is the stuff they goon to in earnest.

>> No.71953338

>>71947289
You won’t do shit fatty, all men are equal on the other side of a gun at the end of the day

>> No.71953447

>>71930221
Unironically should have gate kept vtubing harder, can't believe faggots defend this shit.
>>71953084
jesus, pure mental illness.

>> No.71953963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlv9YauEWrA

>> No.71953965

>>71953084
neat i never considered in depth yandere asmr

>> No.71954019

>>71948013
loud = funny

>> No.71954183

>>71953963
Did Sephiroth do this...?

>> No.71954879

>>71930221
>wtf is this garbage
mental illness

>> No.71955287

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
We already had peak ironic ASMR almost a decade ago, these guys try too hard

>> No.71955478

>>71948453
It was very hard to hold my laughter for this one.

>> No.71955515
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71955515

Don't do my boy Jurard like that, it's a parody of an ASMR not an actual ASMR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlv9YauEWrA

>> No.71955591

>>71955515 (Me)
Which seems to be the point of the thread... nevermind...
What's even the issue then?

>> No.71955651

>>71953084
>men do abuse rp for females
>females are actual abusers to men
The solution is to remove all women

>> No.71957178
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>>71933757
https://youtu.be/5FqBaIcxT9E?si=wPrDlkswosqxyhtu

>> No.71957330

>>71949307
Random Loud = Funny

>> No.71957596

>>71955591
Woman watchers are unable to detect comedy. That's how dire the entertainment value in female vtubing is.

>> No.71957631

>>71930221
There is a massive chance your Oshi listens to male asmr before bed from time to time, mine admited to it on stream, a bf roleplay one.

>> No.71957744

>>71935698
As a native English speaker from New Zealand, who speaks the King's English, I hate the term "y'all". I immediately think of soiboy redditors when I read it.

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>>71930221
>Boyfriend begins to propose to you but gets a phone call every 10 seconds with increasingly worse news

>Boyfriend calls to tell you he loves you but is literally running away from the cops with sirens in the background

>You call your boyfriend for the WiFi password but he's in a Russian submarine under the artic circle and there's a leak onboard

>Your boyfriend calls your family for the first time but he's having meth withdrawals

>Boyfriend ASMR but he's yelling at you from across the Grand Canyon

>Your coworker is hitting on you [ASMR] but he's fat and ugly

>Gym session with your crush but he insists on doing CrossFit

>A romantic walk along the river but there's nuclear fallout?!?!

>Your husband gets beat up by 12 black men

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>>71930221
"Girlfriend ASMR but she falls off the stairs during your walk in the Eiffel Tower"
"Girlfriend ASMR but she chokes on the shrimp from the seafood boil you brought home"
"Getting hit by a truck on a walk with girlfriend"
"Accidentally burns your face off [Girlfriend ASMR]"
Shit's pretty funny. One that I found on Twitter that gave me a giggle, picrel

>> No.71958613

>>71930221
>Faggot like him talking about oops
He would shit himself if a black guy looked at him.

>> No.71960418

>>71957178
>>71934384
>>71943870
funny i like

>> No.71963125

>>71958613
This implies you wouldn't

>> No.71965215

>>71935698
>>71957744
I'm from the American south and I fucking hate the fact that people think I'm some zoomer soilet when I use the word "y'all" online, something I've been saying normally with normal people all my life.

>> No.71965310

>>71943878
Foreverial tied up and delitized

>> No.71967091

>>71949660
>My hands so hers look can look like this like this

>> No.71968651

>>71930221
kek

>> No.71971280

>Your boyfriend is coming to your place but the address was wrong so he's in the Home Alone house now ASMR

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