/pcg/ - Phase Connect General

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▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website: https://phase-connect.com
Official Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.com
Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJP
Official Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferences
Official Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchive
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive
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▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Channels: https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa
Channels: https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Channels: https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka
Channels: https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Channels: https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi
Channels: https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa
Channels: https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Channels: https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro
Channels: https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi
Channels: https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/emberamane
Channels: https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
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▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys
Channels: https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri
Channels: https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina
Channels: https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie
Channels: https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina
Channels: https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/komachipanko
Channels: https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RunieRuse
Channels: https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/eimiisami
Channels: https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu
Channels: https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HikanariHina
Channels: https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs
Channels: https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kannagiloki
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/grampico_
Channels: https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu
Channels: https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (JP + EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_
Channels: https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

Previous Thread: >>71918525

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Pipkiss

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THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

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>yabbit brain

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Loombi

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Love you Pippa, you being bad at math was cute.

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Just stick to laying on your back Pippa

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Pippa's not a good enough gamer for Operation Neptune

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>Michi OP
It's gonna be a good thread

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Awawawawawa

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Pippa makes my shortfellow a longfellow.

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Pippa SEX

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Pippa Sniffa

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Do any Gumis or fellow porn savers have the high quality cum variant of this image? I only have the low quality one.
https://files.catbox.moe/li3rbg.jpg

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>>71924846
This is terrifying.

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>>71924863
Kind of hot

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>>71924846
oh no he's back

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>>71924846
It's here~~~

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>>71924885
me fucking her

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Consider.

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>>71924846
Jesus Christ how horrifying

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>>71924846
Jesus Christ

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>have you read a book in the last year?
Yeah, Pippa, I read The Island of Doctor Moreau after you didn't finish streaming it

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>>71924884
Seeing Lepr is always a blessing.
When is her break going to be over bros?

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>>71924863
gonna use her PUSSY to warm up my COCK before it turns black and falls off

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>>71924846
Jesus...

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I want to feed Pippa batteries. I want to be laying there in bed together, cuddling after a round of the most passionate sex of our lives, and for her to look at me with glimmer in my eye as she asks me "Anon, that was amazing... can we go again?" I want her to giggle excitedly as I open the nightstand drawer, and pull out one of the many D batteries I keep inside for such occasions. I want to slowly push the battery past her lips, and feel their gentle caress on my skin for but a moment as I withdraw, and she swallows it whole. She'll bounce in place restlessly with her newfound energy, and I will smile knowing I'm in for yet another wild hour with my eager, Energizer slut. And afer she has her fill, I will kiss her goodnight, and we will drift off into a gentle slumber.

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Runie is my wife

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>>71925006
Who wants to tell him?

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>If you bought notPippa any of the many books on her throne she probably gave them away.

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I want to take ecstasy with Eimi and Hina.

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>>71924846

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>>71924598

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Jelly needs to school this rabbit on basic arithmetic. Their upcoming collab should be gamer math: percents, fractions, and 3 digit subtraction (using partial differences, not borrowing)

Level up this rabbit in a couple quick sessions.

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Is Pippa smarter than Wemi?

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I read Dune in the time between Pippa streams.
Good book.

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>>71924794
>It's gonna be a good thread
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>>71924846
I thought we were all pretending to be psychos

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>have you read any book
Yeah, I fall for the meme

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The problem with Wheel of Time is that the middle of the series drags on way too long without much story progress and like 3 of them could have been condensed into a single book without losing anything important.

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>>71924794
You doomed us >>71924846

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>>71924846
This thread has been cursed.
Someone bake a replacement.

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>>71925006

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>>71924846

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Top 3 biggest brains in phase?

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why is pippa trying to make us READ in vidya

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>>71924846

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wow

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>>71924846
I have thumbnails on hide, someone describe it to me

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>>71925117
I didn't personally but still, grim.

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Jokes on you fuck holes, I have dyscalculia. The Pippers, as retarded as she may be, is still somewhat more intelligent than I am.

>>71924846
More like AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
For the love of God kill it with fire, piss on it, then set it ablaze once more for good measure.

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>>71925216
It is amazing. Have you read the sequels? I finished God-Emperor and stopped there.

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>>71924846
you may have made her skull too old and human-like

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>>71925261
I disagree with this but I am bias. I think the slog is very overstated.

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>>71925006
2 more weeks

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>she doesn't know how to spell potatoes

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Dan Quayle pls.

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Which phase girl is most likely to have a queen of hearts tattoo and why is it Hime?

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>>71925395
Can you drive a car?

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>>71925342
Lumi, Jelly and Shiina

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>the voice line said "does not appear"
>the chalkboard says "appears"
rigged.

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>>71925373
Remember that guy that was working on a sexbot of Jelly?
He posted progress. It's absolutely horrifying.

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Anything interesting happen today?

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>>71925373
It's me when I nut and she keeps on ducking.

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>>71925472
a what

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>>71925409
I'm about halfway through Messiah, it feels less like its own book and more the last 3rd of Dune that wasn't ready for the editors in time.

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>>71924846

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pippa...

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SHE'S SO FUCKING STUPID

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Pippa News: Baby Colress is dressed up as dad.

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Holy shit I love this retard

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>>71925472
What does a queen of hearts mean?

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>>71925525
The sex doll in your image is coming along nicely

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Grim

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PANKO WON!!!!

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>>71925117
yea..

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>>71925623
Queen of spades but for white guys

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>>71925438
I think it explores the characters in an enjoyable fashion. Really comes down to how much you like 'em I guess but IMHO it's still defacto the best LOTR successor to date because it doesn't try to be a carbon copy and works with the themes.
It also genuinely feels like people earned their good endings /in a setting literally powered by fate bullshit/ and that's a really big achievement.

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>>71925247
Now do this one

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Phase girl for this vibe?

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>>71925551
Yeah messiah is pretty slow. It speeds up with children and I would say that god-emperor is as good, if not better than the first.
>Verification not required

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>>71925663
Oh, then yes it's absolutely Hime.

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>>71924598
>>71925177
NOW (Literally right now)
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | LIVE | Are You Smarter than 5th Grader?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhNR-hUCw7w

SOON
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 30m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFNWbgPxFa0
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 1h30m | Possible Guerilla, probably supa reading)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | 1h30m | Skyrim)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEiFEvA9a5w

LATER
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 8h30m | Supermarket Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhvq_XuqQXI
Kokoromo Memory (13:00UTC | 10h30m | Heartbeat ASMR - Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEN1Sopck5s
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 11h30m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (06:00UTC | 3h30m | Yakuza 0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuidiShHolQ

Notes:
>Airi is on guerilla schedule again this week :c
>Form to submit cringe RP scripts for the Hina & Eimi collab tomorrow https://twitter.com/eimiisami/status/1768827948650369136

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi

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>>71925688
Wemy

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>>71925688
Lia

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>>71925472
She has it below her dog paw tattoo

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>>71925688
who's the Pippa Pipkin of phase connect??

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>>71925624
Shabriri.

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>>71925472
rape

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>>71925484
Well, did you watch my movie? If you did you would know that answer.

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>>71925676
Character arcs are the best part of WoT, imo. It is very of it's time, which I think is it's biggest problem. I don't like how Brandon wrote some of the characters either, but that's all minor nitpicking. Too bad Amazon fucked up adapting it.

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>I am gonna get FUCKED

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>>71925472
Definitely not. Any Asian vtuber's family would kill and skin their child for getting a tattoo. The actual answer is Runie; she's black, and got into vtubing because she wants to get railed by nerdy white guys.

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>I'm going to get fucked

Why did that make me hard

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>>71925770
Probably Pippa.

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[screams externally]

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Pippa...

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>>71925688
She looks sad

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>>71925525
Tenma played Disco Elysium for nearly 6 hours, Dizzy ended up cancelling a stream because of family dumping her nephews on her for the day or something? She just attended a funeral I think, who knows what's going on.

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>>71925736
>queen of hearts displayed proudly on her clavicle
>dual dog paws on her hips
Perfection.

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SHES SO RETARDED
I LOVE HER

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Pippa's not actually american.

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PIPPA WASHINGTON AND JEFFERSON WERE CONTEMPORARIES.
THEY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE 16TH PRESIDENT

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Why did Sakana allow Runie to have a twitter ult she shitposts on the regular with?

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THOMAS JEFFERSON IS THE 2ND PRESIDENT THAT'S WHY HE'S ON THE $2 BILL

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>>71925438
I'm still mad my copy of Towers of Midnight had a printing error and doesn't have the section where Matt kills the Gholam. Was confused as fuck seeing that part referenced elsewhere and going back to my copy and seeing the page number skip forward a couple dozen pages between two pages.

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>>71925525
Filian Lumi collab was not that good.

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>>71925982
THe answers were way too easy, should have mixed in Polk, Van Buren, and other ones

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>>71925826
>Any Asian vtuber's family would kill and skin their child for getting a tattoo.
Hime has eight tattoos

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>>71925832
Nah, I don't see it.

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>>71926014
that's wrong though

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>>71925995
Because she would shit up her main account with One Piece and anime rants.

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There is nothing better than when a phaser suddenly starts doing way more GFE than previously

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>>71926033
I thought it was great. The game was obviously overdone but Filian and Lumi had great chemistry.

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>>71925826
Hina has a tramp stamp

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>>71926014
So the 100th President is on the 100$ bill?

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God Pippa is so sex

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>>71926033
It was good though

Also pippa is malding hard rn

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BASED BASED BASED BASED

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>>71926043
I'm going to rape her

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>not American
>still work out the question because how the fuck can it be Jefferson or Washington
Pippa...

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>>71925472
did you change your ritual? kill yourself, piggy

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can americans void their votes?

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Phase Friend Mavia is trying edibles on stream for some reason

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>>71925826
That's why she has it as a womb tattoo where her mother can't see it

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I'm european and I could answer that one. Americans don't even know the history of their own country.

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Why did she rant about voting?

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>>71926094
hina's not asian
is she?

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Oh no she's a Boomer.

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>>71925995
That's her autism containment account

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yet another example of pippa being bad at math
presidential elections are every 4 years, 4x16=64, the 16th president would be 64 years after the founding
thomas jefferson was a founder and would be dead by then, the only reasonable answer is abe

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>>71926059
Fuck, he's #3

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>>71925624
He lives on

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>>71926144
>I'm european
Go to bed

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imagine thinking vooting does anything to begin with

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I LOVE THIS RABBIT

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kek

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Picobros... You're geology reps.
https://www.city.ryugasaki.ibaraki.jp/anzen/bousai/bousai_yomimono/bousai/2013081503283.files/03.pdf

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>>71925215
A fatherless fetal alchohol syndrome nigger is smarter than Wemi

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Pippa is absolutely based.

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>>71926149
she's chinese bwo

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I agree with Pippa on not voting but for different reasons. My vote will never matter so there's no point in me voting.

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>>71926149
She's Chinese

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>I DON'T CARE ABOUT POLITICS JUST WANNA GRILL
Pretty based take by Pippa to be honest

captcha: HAGX8

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>>71925995
At least her DMs are not open

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>>71926177
I'm working.

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Pippa is wise.

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>>71926226
I don't believe it

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>>71926014
John Adams bros not like this...

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>>71926019
My Great Hunt has a printing error that I'm upset about too. I need to just by another copy. Those Juniper Covers are nice and I want them, too. The Gholam kill was pretty fucking satisfying too. Egwene's ending was nice, I know people don't like her but they're dumb. Nynaeve is my favorite, Aviendha a close second. Rereads are fun, keeping up with all the forsaken. I'm still maid about Taim not being Demandred, even if it is obvious as fuck.

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The problem with this game is the multiple choices are too obvious and there is only 3

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>>71924846
wtf is wrong with jeets

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I'm looking forward for cute hime's stream.

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>>71926240
The based night shifter who slacks off watching vtubers?

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>>71926019
It's in the Audiobooks. Which are worth it even if you hate audiobooks cause they're really well made.
The male and female narrators of that met on that job and are still married like... 20 years or so later.
>>71925812
>Character arcs are the best part of WoT, imo
Ye pretty much. Never found something quite like it. I still remember most names and what they did despite all this time.
>Too bad Amazon fucked up adapting it.
It is what it is.

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>>71926230
no...

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>>71926311
You say that like we should expect anything right from them.

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Damn she is actually retarded huh

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>>71926201
It's "Your".

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>>71926179
it measures social discomfort, and when you know how to use it, is very important, most of the time more than the end results

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>amerimutts when confronted with a map

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>>71926014
chat reflects streamer huh

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>>71926356
your gay.

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>>71926320
Hell yeah.

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>>71926149
She sounds very, very Asian unironically.
I'm sorry brother.

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>>71925826
Ember...

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>>71926148
Probably an argument she was having with her parents.

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>>71925826
Totally delusional. They wouldn't be allowed to be vtubers if they had parents that strict. Also wrong. Several have acknowledged tats or spoken about considering them.

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>>71926327
I've heard good things about the audiobooks but I haven't listened to them. I keep wanting to read Malazan, Dune, or maybe Kingkiller Chronicles but I haven't gotten around to anything. I keep hearing the Aiel are basically the Fremen, but I don't know anything about Dune. Other than spice or something.

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>>71926379
that's how little we care about other countries

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>>71926179
I...fuck it, I'm not getting into a pointless political argument here. I'll just say that people who opt out of the system lose the right to complain.

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>>71926309
it's a game for kids, to help them study

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>>71926335
Consult

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>>71926148
a suppachat said something like "you can vote"

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>>71926149
she talked about people calling her an ABG and then realized that outed her as being an asian

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>>71926205
Thank you for the $2!

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>>71926468
>I'm not getting into it
>[passive aggressive bullshit]
Woman post.

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Most Hindi speakers
>Canada

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>>71926477
Wait Sorta-Ricans are white now?

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>>71926477
but clara is japanese

>>71926414
>>71926510
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

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>>71925814
then you don't have dyscalculia fucking moron. you and the claimed aphantasiacs can just kill yourselves if you're convinced you're that useless. you really shouldn't breed

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>>71926477
Why does reek of SEA and threadreaders?

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Phase connect for this feel?
https://files.catbox.moe/pbaq0m

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>>71926477
>Airi
>Chinese

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>>71926131
I would not pull the strings unless Ember was wearing the set

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>>71926443
you cry about china, the middle east, Europe, south america and Israel every fucking day. Somehow this thread also cries about SEA

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>>71926477

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>>71926468
You MUST choose to shoot either your left foot or right foot!
Yeah man it sure is useful spending my time investing in a horribly rigged game.

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The only way to cause real change is to kill politicians you don't like

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>>71926551
Purityschizo...

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Phase girl for this feel?

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>>71926574
I'm not clicking that anon.

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>>71926477
>Tenma
>white
hold up, when did we start counting slavs as white?

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>>71926468
Complaining doesn't do anything either

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>>71926574
Dumbass

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>>71926598
Yeah sure FBI.

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>>71926574
>404 not found
saya

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>>71926574
>404

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>>71926477
Since Lia is in the white category I'm going to assume she made this chart

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>>71926549
Not generally, but anon decided Lia gets a pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926574

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926370
>it measures social discomfort
Who cares about you being comfortable exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926598
this post glows

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926699
Anon is a faggot and probably darker than anyone in Phase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926587

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926574
Yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926598
Hello FBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926574
>>71926609
>>71926641
>>71926656
>>71926674
>>71926702
https://files.catbox.moe/pbaq0m.mp4
[spoilee]I don't know how I fucked that up[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

More like WHORE dervs!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926765

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926549
>Puerto Rican
>Japanese
Not even remotely. She's one of the shockingly numerous Hapa Latinas who people ironically-unironically claim as white on cultural grounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926468
The right to not back decrepit old fucks that don't care about you anyway trumps the right to complain, but I'll respect your willingness to leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
Nano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
FUCK IT JUST TAKE MY (YOU)

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
You have to be doing this on purpose...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926754
It'd be hard to be darker than Runie.

[Anonymous No.]

4 dumplings. The remaining 2 seconds do not matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
Oh shit nigga what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
Nice work. Take a (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
You've really done it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926840
But he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
here bro you can have a you

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
>fucks up spoiler
>link 404s again
you really can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926574
>.jpg, .png, .gif, .mp3 and .mp4 all fail
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
>[spoilee]
What the hell are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807
Lay off the drugs homie

[Anonymous No.]

I want more queen of hearts edits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926721
the same guys that realized that sending americans to fight for the current war in ukraine and israel is no longer possible, the disney shareholders, SBI, target, etc, etc,

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926892
webm?

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck Pippa

[Anonymous No.]

She can't even do simple division. God I wish I could manipulate this woman child for the rest of her life

[Anonymous No.]

it HAS to be kayfabe

[Anonymous No.]

Okay enough fucking around here's the real one
https://files.catbox.moe/pabq0m.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Pippa is this retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa is for sure not awatistic...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926969
I think so. There's no way it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926574
>>71926807
Well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926925
Sir this is queen of spades general

[Anonymous No.]

>burger education

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa needs me to take care of her. She may drown in soup or a shallow puddle one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926677
Considering Pippa is in brown, you're probably right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927002
This isn't autism, this is just retardation

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa this math shit is physically painful.
You're going to give me an ulcer. You can just fucking approximate it. 3 goes into 12 4 times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926987
This is very funny, but what does it have to do with phase connect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
should've just left it at the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

How does Pippa do her taxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
is this a fetish

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa this is video game math what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow Pippa is actually unironically retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
That's kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
ET, phone home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926987
damn when did sakana get that fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927071
She doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927071
have you actually ever done taxes?
there's literally zero math

[Anonymous No.]

What is that laugh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
This is just weird, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
Too wierded out to get a boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
this is kinda hot though

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
I wish you fucked that up too

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927096
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
FUCKING SAVED!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
>tfw no rudolph titties gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926807

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927071
Yoshi is her spirit animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
Make it 404 again.

[Anonymous No.]

why is pippa's laugh so weird? Its like she is inhaling instead of exhaling

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
This is weird. Maybe even dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927197
She's a seagull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927173
Just unwatch the video

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927071
You buy Turbotax and it calculates it for you.
Although since she's an independent worker she might have to hire a CPA to file them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
Definitely an Uruka thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
hime is the sexualized self-harm with electricity vtuber
or maybe lia, she did a shock collar stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927197
years of mouthbreathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927197
I thought all the vtuber wheezers were faking it
then I started wheezing when I laughed
some people just laugh weird

[Anonymous No.]

pippa's bumfuck kansas public school taught her to math wrong

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK! I thought she was just doing a bit. She's actually fucking bad at math...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
Lumi-nescent
Star woman
It makes sense now

[Anonymous No.]

PIPPA IT'S 4.
THAT'S IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71924846
Reminds me of that one /po/ thread over half a decade ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927197
FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING DICK! ALWAYS NAYSAYING! EVERYTHING SHE CREATES! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU CREATE SOMETHING LIKE INWARD LAUGH! YOU FUCKING SHIT! YOU FUCKING SIT IN YOUR TOWER! FUCKING WHAT'S FUNNY? YOU FUCKING BITCH! FUCKIN', FUCKOUT! FUCKIN' COCKY ASS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
Perturbed but also an erection

[Anonymous No.]

Is Shiina secretly the most redpilled phaser?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 47 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927197
A large portion of Phase Connect has an elongated squeal-wheeze laugh, Jelly has the most pronounced one imo, Lumi does it a lot too

[Anonymous No.]

imagine not solving this in a split second

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
wouldn't that burn the skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is Pippa doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927364

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927283
reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927355
FUCK YOU BLOODY

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927390
Lumi fakes it.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I honestly don't remember what method for solving division they taught us in elementary school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927355
Woah calm down buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927071
Doing your basic annual taxes aren't actually that hard if you don't own a business or something. Just need a copy of your bank statement and W-2 form from your employer.

[Anonymous No.]

why is pippa like this?

[Anonymous No.]

I took a shit, brushed my teeth, and Pippa is still trying to find out the answer is 4?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927379
>The retardation is contagious

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927379
Hey, man. Where's your image?

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa should just switch to Lia math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927197
If I laugh real real hard I start wheezing

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927398
It's an LED Christmas light they don't get very warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927412
Lemme motorboat

[Anonymous No.]

damn this bitch is STUPID

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927414
Phase Connect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927364
tha's kirsche

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927414
Kirsche isn't in Phase Joe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927379
Guess we can give >>71924761 a break finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927355
I didn't think I'd see a Tenacious D reference a thread today

[Anonymous No.]

GUYS SHE MADE IT TO FIFTH GRADE!

[Anonymous No.]

>Everyone in chat is retarded except me
I fucking hate those chatters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927503
he asked for a phaser not a talent

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927379
LMAO! Way to go, dork! Everyone laugh at the dork!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927197
She wants to be a One Piece character

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, I was making fun of Pippa but I actually got the answer wrong because I interpreted "122 seconds" as "1 minute 22 seconds"

Why can't we just use the metric system like every other country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927596
He title is Phase Slampig not Phaser

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927439
I want to hug Jelly, and then run off to the woods with her in my clutches.
I will bring her knowledge back to my people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
..

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
nobody uses metric time anon
you're just retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
Because were not faggots

[Anonymous No.]

Anal Princess live soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
Name one country that uses the metric system to measure time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927655
you are thinking of livers

[Anonymous No.]

>tune in to stream
>she can't do basic math
>can't take the retardation, tune out
>come back an hour later
>she's struggling with even easier math
surely it's a bit, right? right...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
>>71927718
Capipalists, everyone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927728
Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
>why can't we use metric time like those other countries

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
Because the metric system is a fucking scam and every country actually moved on to a newer version of it because of how poorly it worked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
So true. I hate [Phase enemy] the imperial system

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
>Metric system
>Time

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
>metric system
Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984
I wish that you hadn't figured out how to post mp4 links.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
Europeans use seconds anon...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927728
But will she have light up nipple piercings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
you are actually retarded
it's so over for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647

[Anonymous No.]

The average IQ of this general is very low during Pippa streams...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
Explain the metric version of time for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927798
>>71927799
>he doesn't know about kiloseconds or meterhours.

[Anonymous No.]

is pippa stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck Pippa might actually know the answer to this one, horsefucker that she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927766
I hope you get AIDS and die

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927755
She started sounding disappointed about not being able to do the math because she took pride in being good at math during school so now she wants to do math streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927712
>>71927736
>>71927771
So you're telling me that non-Americans are constantly shitting on us for not adopting the metric system when they still use the same retarded time system we use?

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
I did the same thing at first glance

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927835

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927872
The average dick size is very long during Pippa streams...

[Anonymous No.]

Time doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927355

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
This, but unironically. There's no reason for days to be 24 hours or hours to be 60 minutes. Just lengthen hours so there's 20 and lengthen minutes so there's 100, the same for seconds. Months should also be sorted out so there's an as-equal-as possible number of days in each month.
>inb4 unironic argument in favor of some months having 31 days when february has only 28-29

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
They do this shit for minutes too and don't get me started on hours.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the withers, chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927872
I've learned that the one positive to Pippa still being in Phase and her fans being here is they're so loud and stupid that it tends to wash out any dramalooping that may have been happening earlier.
For that, I am grateful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
Why must my fellow countrymen be so fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is 14.2 hands? Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927923
Math Blaster streams in the future then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927971
>It's so poorly drawn you may survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927872
it will get even lower than this in about 4 or 5 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927979
I honestly forgot about all of that shit earlier, this stream and the current thread IQ state is melting my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928019
Imagine being so retarded to measure things in foots. Fucking Neanderthals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927971
Enjoy your vacay anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927924
The French were retarded once and tried base 10 time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71926984

[Anonymous No.]

My little NIGGER my little NIGGER~

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927873
Day = 10 hours
Hour = 10 minutes
Minute = 10 seconds
Second = 10 deciseconds
NTA that's how It would work (maybe)
>>71927924
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
I want to make a Y2K joke out of this somehow but I can't figure it out.

[Anonymous No.]

what do hands divide into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927873
Like a day is the standard unit, an hour is day/10, minute is hour/10, second is minute/100, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927930
Confused and afraid

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928019
It's easy anon. There is 1 fathom in 18 hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927364
Quick rundown on her:
>Rothschilds bow to Shiina
>In contact with aliens
>Possesses psychic-like abilities
>Controls france with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & banks globally
>Directs descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Kanigrad will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Amanogawa babies
>she is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
>She owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Amanogawabots inside you right now
>She is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Amanogawa bunker in Phase world?
>She learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with her. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Amanogawa
>She is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.
>She has been able to access the Akashic record since birth, and has spoken about what she saw while she was newborn.
>She will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928120
fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928111
>Day = 10 hours
>Hour = 10 minutes
>Minute = 10 seconds
>Second = 10 deciseconds
what the fuck am I reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927962
>inb4 unironic argument in favor of some months having 31 days when february has only 28-29
So you already knew your argument was flawed but you posted it anyway? Typical metric cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927939

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928019
hands are an English unit

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927962
>unironic argument in favor of some months having 31 days when february has only 28-29
Its because Numa Pompilius fucking hated February and wanted it to unironically die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928225
England uses metric

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927962
>There's no reason for days to be 24 hours or hours to be 60 minutes.
Because time doesn't follow the same rules as physical measurements, the Gregorian calendar unironically is really fucking accurate in measuring the time it takes for the planet to make 1 full revolution around the sun.
>inb4 unironic argument in favor of some months having 31 days when february has only 28-29
We have 29 days because the Julian calender didn't but it caused discrepencies from year to year in the revolution and we realized the leap year self-corrects for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927962
How would you account for the extra time that leads to leap years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928176
Even if you left the number of days per month the (retarded) way it is, that's not a reason to not fix hours, minutes, and seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927939
she has some lungs on her

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa is the most based retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928274
last I checked a stone wasn't part of the SI

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928274
but their cars speedometer are in MPH

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928019
hands... feet... fingers... instead of using tools like civilized people they use part of human body like caveman

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928274
Now that's a funny joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928274
Feet started in England and was literally based on the length of the kings foot. Remember the 3rd grader at the beginning of the stream where he said feet were different legnths in different regions?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927939
She sounds like a nintendo wii when it freezes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647

[Anonymous No.]

[pipnews]
Pippa is smarter than a 5th grader after all, with chat's help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928120
>what do hands divide into?
>>71928164
>fingers
You got fucking wrekt, euro-simp

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928284
>the Gregorian calendar unironically is really fucking accurate in measuring the time it takes for the planet to make 1 full revolution around the sun.
And it would continue to do so if you adjusted hours and minutes to fit metric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928333
Is penis also an imperial unit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927924
time is used in business, to it's important to keep it universal
measurements are used in sciece so lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928274
It's a mixed system. Officially things are in metric but almost everyone understands imperial measurements and some people still like the say MPH insteas of KPH

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928356
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927923
>>71928051
i mean, i guess it's never too late to stop being a retard. good on her if she follows through
i know she won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927647
>metric system
>time
anon, not even Europoors use metric time

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928347
Brilliant, why the fuck didn't this catch on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928333
Why the fuck would I need to learn some bullshit arbitrary french meter garbage when I can easily know how long a foot is just by measuring my penis.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss the /lig/gers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928296
6000 years of recorded human history
>Anons, we could do things better!

The absolute conceit

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928274
Them swapping to metric is surprisingly recent and they still have a bunch of UK imperial units leftover and still used in various regions in addition to metric, especially when it comes to weight and fluid measurements.

[Anonymous No.]

>retards unironically vouching for metric time

[Anonymous No.]

I guess Sakana doesn't ask for the girl's school certificate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928403
Sure it is, cause that's how fucked up they are

[Anonymous No.]

>Metric time is actually a thing
What the fuck.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_time

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928495
I don't think anyone would even try to revise all history books to change dates

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Sleepy vacation zatsu! Technical issues!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFNWbgPxFa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFNWbgPxFa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFNWbgPxFa0

[Anonymous No.]

>wemi did better than pippa?
this true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928403
Its called an "inch".

[Anonymous No.]

She did that on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928575
That's unnecessary for a chuuba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928588
Only computers use it

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa you retard

[Anonymous No.]

Not even smarter than a first grader...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna go for my walk. Don't burn down the thread while I'm out.

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa is trying to endear me to her right now for some reason. She must be about to do something retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928495
Because it makes 28 hour days you fucking idiots

Well, the sun is 4 degrees east of where it was yesterday, that means it is now 6 am. Time to put on my night vision goggles and tend my fields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928635
How dumb they are is directly proportional to how entertaining they'll be

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928575
All fucking vtubers are bad at math

[Anonymous No.]

>Baugust is now August
When did this happen, bros? Are they gaslighting me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928548
>t. neo-luddite
I hope you throw away all your electronics because nobody was using those for 5900 years of recorded human history

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928685
Opps.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928602
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

N

[Anonymous No.]

I

[Anonymous No.]

America saves metric to use where its most important as not to waste it.

[Anonymous No.]

she's so fucking stupid man

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928594
You'd stop at 10 days in a week, you could keep months the same.

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa, twice in a row...

[Anonymous No.]

It's over for Pippa.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never seen a streamer play this shit and actually be smarter than a 5th grader

[Anonymous No.]

pippa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928669
>open console
>click on Nazeem
>type "delete"
>press enter
>close console

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa...

[Anonymous No.]

Humiliation ritual

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

N

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928400
>>71927962
If you want the actual answer, because metric time is universal regardless of location which means it doesn't take into account time zones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928704
You are even dumber than Pippa

[Anonymous No.]

Shes a fucking retard
But shes my fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

I expected more from Pipkin Pippa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928758
wtf is grain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71927429
Lumi fakes a lot of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928814
Self-inflicted in this case

>>71928849
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928851
1/7000 of a pound

[Anonymous No.]

Pippa is so lucky to have been born female

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928816
>Not buying 8-balls and defending them with a .50 cal

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928851
I hate euros

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta say this is a pretty entertaining stream at least, Pippa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928849
Rookie mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928829
what metric system do you use to measure a 90 degree angle, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928887
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.]

Are you smarter than Pippa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928803
I got this slightly wrong. The command is "markfordelete".
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928822
But that's also a good thing. Time zone conversions are fucking retarded. If you're waking the same time every day for work why does it matter if the number on the clock says 5 or 10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928768
and then there is no point in using the metric system with it, it solves nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928893
Based Libertarianchad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928960
Because it's based around the sun's placement in the sky you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71928752
>>71928753

[Anonymous No.]

>Pippa is a Friend
Based I love Fubuki

[Anonymous No.]

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>>71928960
Then go by UTC if you want to do that you weirdo

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If we halve the amount of time in a second we can double the amount of hours we have in a day

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>>71928885
What would male Pippa be like?

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Phase Connect gen 4:
Rinmama
Mama Chisaka
Starbro
Diz Sis
and finally brother bear

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>>71928174
Sorry that was retarded explanation I mean,
Each day would be divided in 10. roughly 2hrs
Cut that in 10. roughly 14 minute pieces
Repeat that 1.5 minute. pieces
again 8 second pieces
lastly .8 second pieces

>>71928347
This

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This one was for Dizzy

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>>71929096
A harine.

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I am in love with Pippa

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>>71929096
DSP

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>>71929100
>No Papakin
Wack!

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>>71929007
It simplifies conversations for seconds, minutes, hours, days, and weeks. Isn't that the point of the metric system?

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>>71929100
No males.

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>>71929157
This

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>>71929021
So? All of china uses the same time zone. The famers who need to wake up at dawn to milk their cows and camels are able to wake up at dawn whether they're living in eastern or western china because where the sun is in the sky doesn't determine what time they set their digital alarm to ring at.

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>>71929153
She is the cutest retard. I really want to hug her.

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Papakin and Rinmama should fuck and make the ultimate retard

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>>71928768
they can't even increase by 10 correctly. They go 100 minutes then 10 hours.
Why isn't a minute called a centihour? Why not a deciday?
They're just stupid and deserve to die.

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Nigger

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>I thought it was pronounced tag a log

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>>71929070
That just means I'd do time zone conversions constantly because every time I need to check the opening or closing time of a store it's listed in the local time rather than UTC

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ngl that's how I thought Tagalog was pronounced too

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>>71929304
+1 thread IQ

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No, sir, away! A papaya war is on!

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>>71929304
I'm not feeling it boss. It's not the same thing.

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>>71929096
>What would male Pippa be like?
Purityschizo.

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>>71929304
catpcha: MYD0K

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>>71929331
That's girl scouts propaganda that you're falling for.

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Wish 1vs100 was back and we all played with Pippa

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>>71929321
>>71929331
Who cares how it's supposed to be pronounced, 90% of flips speak english anyway.

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Can we ask Eimi how is Tagalog pronounced?

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>>71929459
We are watching Pippa right now shut up

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>>71929304

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[Hime News]
Uruka yearns for the apron

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>Pippa is a broken woman

my bad bros

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>>71929459
I was going to say "but I thought she's white because of how she was dying from spicy noodles" but in hindsight, most filipino cuisine I know isn't spicy so maybe they can't handle it either.

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>>71929459
Pippa time fool

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>>71928838
I like her sexy art but I don't like her. Help.

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[Hime News] She's exposing the secret Phase Connect servers

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>>71929196
yes, but it needs to keep escalating in base 10 for everything or else it creates conversion problems and stops being metric

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Pippa saying "I am a broken woman" made my dick twitch.

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>>71929639
Who?

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>watch pippa being retarded
>get the urge to masturbate
She's stinky why is this happening

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Yes Pippa I want to be your kitten

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>>71929600
Save them and jerk off anyway. That's what I do with 90% of chuubas.

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Adult cats meow at humans because we respond to meows. They eventually learn we can't hear their hypersonic vocalizations. Its not that they think we're kittens, they just have worked out that's what works.

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>>71929331
I've never heard the word IRL so that's just how I've always heard it in my head

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>>71929304
>>71929501

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France tried metric time/dates during their post-revolution cult of reason phase and it failed spectacularly and was wildly unpopular. They also tried to eliminate the concept of men and women from their language.

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>>71929600
I like dis one.

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>>71929776
the french were a mistake

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>>71929287
>they can't even increase by 10 correctly. They go 100 minutes then 10 hours.
Obviously there could be units in-between.

>Why isn't a minute called a centihour? Why not a deciday?
You could call it that if you wanted, but it's worth noting that 1/24/60/60 is very close to 1/10/100/100. What you call them isn't really what matters, the point is that it's similar to the existing system.

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>>71929776
No wonder they executed their revolutionaries.

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>>71927647
Our way of counting time is based on counting fingers, that's unironically the peak.

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Is pippa projecting?

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>open pippa's stream
>LOUD = FUNNY LOL
>close pippa's stream

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Pippa News: Jesus, Pippa. Jesus Fucking Christ.

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What the fuck is Pippa smoking

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>>71929834
Agreed. Their retarded ideas are what Marx ripped off and presented as the basis of communism.

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>>71929886
Experience talking, she knows her shit

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>>71929821
Smoking isn't hot and I'm not into feet but I love baths.

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she can be really sadistic sometimes

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quite specific huh

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>>71929886
Yes

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Did Pippa just admit to having an OnlyFans?

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21st century bullying. This is the future.

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I went to public school and we DEFINITELY didn't have Shakespeare in elementary classes. Earliest was either 8th or 9th grade.

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>>71929776
Napoleon did nothing wrong

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>>71929937
Jelly brand cigs

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>>71929974
sure

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>>71929911
>open pippa's stream
>LOUD = FUNNY LOL
>Donate $100

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That was some hard projection Pippa...

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Pippa's onlyfans would be really successful

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...oddly specific pippa

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[Lia news] She wants you to play the dating sim where you can fuck the lemon girl.
>https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1770651119745990882

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>>71929974
Yeah, I'm the content manager

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>>71929643
>but it needs to keep escalating in base 10 for everything or else it creates conversion problems and stops being metric
No, it would still be metric time you just wouldn't use metric time to track dates on a calendar.

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>>71930004
Only if she got her nudes from Lumi

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cant she just ask tenma? tenma would know

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>>71930016
first Uruka, then Dizzy and Shiina, and now Lia...so many girls want to fuck the lemon

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Seems Pippa doesn't know the difference between the Union and the Euro zone

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>retards in chat calling Poland eastern europe

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>>71930069
All the countries use the euro though...

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polbro supaing some zloty lol

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>>71930095
tbf I don't expect an american to understand the Union/Zone differences without it being explained to them.

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>>71930131
The divide between Eastern and Western Europe is the iron curtain, anon.

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>>71930131
With how poor and irrelevant they are, it might as well be.

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>>71930131
Poland is eastern europe. Don't start with your middle europe shit.

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>>71930131
It's too far geographically east to be considered Central Europe

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>>71927283
>taught her to math wrong
As a joke

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>>71930131
Because it was to the east of the iron curtain.

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>anon's first Pippa rage rant
The one in MGS Rising was my favorite.

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>>71928708
Airi and Jelly sure aren't

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>>71930246
It's literally one of the main countries in it

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>>71927283
Did they teach her that new way kids are doing nowadays?

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>>71930207
As a Euro. All the balkans should be considered eastern, Greece included.

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Pickme Pippa my beloved

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Post that soundpost

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I pick her

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Pick Me Pippa

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>>71930343
That's only the middle if you think europe ends at the russian border rather than the urals.

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I want Pippa to pick me...

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>Pickme Pippa
Nyanners is going to be so pissed when she finds out Pippa stole her joke.

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>>71930430
I picked her

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>>71930162
Ok true I admit, there is little chance they know about it, but they should at least learn that not all european countries use the euro as currency

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>>71930343
Germany, Switzerland, Liechtenstein and Austria are western. The rest of the countries in the image are eastern.

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>>71930343
Fuck, I hate Liechtenstein.

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Pikamee Pippa?

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>>71930343

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Pck me Pippa

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Pippa did a math!

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>>71930207
>White nations end at the line

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>Pippa has been shaken so hard she is questioning basic addition.
kek

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>>71930207
This is the true answer. Americans still operate on Cold War logic, thus why they consider Poland, Czechia and Slovakia eastern countries.

>>71930353
>Greece included
Greece is the cradle of western civilization, no way Greece is eastern.

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>>71930505
That's right bitch, now pay up

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>>71930131
poland is eastern europe
central europe ends at the eastern border of germany and czechia

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>>71930640
>Greece is the cradle of western civilization, no way Greece is eastern.
They're practically turks at this point.

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"Free range... DAD!"

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>>71930701
no

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Pippa's mindbreak in 3... 2... 1...

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>>71930640
Greece is a liability and a non country, I don't know if you are american but that place has not been a country anymore in decades.

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>>71930640
>This is the true answer. Americans still operate on Cold War logic, thus why they consider Poland, Czechia and Slovakia eastern countries.
Ironic since Poland is like the most pro-American country in Europe. Insult an American on /int/ and a Pole will always rush to their defense.

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>>71930717
cope

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>>71926468
I’ll complain all I want regardless of whether I vote or not and you can’t stop me. I didn’t vote in your bullshit US elections in 2022 because I was in Italy that month and didn’t give enough of a fuck to get an absentee ballot for the sake of two parties that only represent the interests of niggers, jews, and cuckolds, but I voted for FdI in the overseas constituency. I’ll make sure to vote for the most fascist parties in the equally bullshit 2024 US and EU elections. Then I’ll come back here and complain even more. I don’t even care about your damned country. I’ll just do it to fuck up your life.

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I blame jong for Pippa's lack of brain.

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>>71930640
>Greece is the cradle of western civilization
Ottoman rape babies are not true Hellenic people.

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>>71930748
>anymore in decades.

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>>71930640
Poland is ultra pro nato same with Finland. As a rule of the thumb the closer you are too Russia the less you like them and want the help of americans.

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>>71930640
>Greece is the cradle of western civilization, no way Greece is eastern.
Anonymous, after the Roman Empire split, was Greece in the Western Roman Empire or was it in the other Roman Empire? What was the name of that other Roman Empire again? Note: if you say Byzantine, I'll kill you.

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>>71930721
I will edge her until she breaks

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Anyway... how do we convince Hina and Lia to miss pippa's collab so she ends 1 on 1 with eimi?

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>>71930786
If she were a Poker CHAD this wouldn't be happening

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>>71930640
Czech women are very snaggletoothed but fuck mindlessly like wild animals.

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>>71926807
lmao how do you keep fucking this up

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>>71930897
That would be bad, though. Not because they hate each other but because Pippa is really nervous and awkward and socially retarded so she wouldn't be able to relax without other people to fill the silence for her. She needs 12-18 months before she can get comfortable with someone unironically.

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>>71930939
I'm more of a blackjack guy.

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>>71930897
Fuck you retard. You don't understand how rare it is for Pippa to collab with Lia nowadays.

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>>71930887
As a rule of thumb, the closer to Germany you are the more you lust for African dick inside your wife.

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>Pippa is fucking you and she stops to ask if she's doing ok

Lack of confidence is hot

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>>71930786
>>71930939
Even dominoes would be better.

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this stream is actual brainrot

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>>71931046
Diamonds

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>>71931059
I played dominoes with my grandfather all the time when he was still alive. He was too good.

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>>71930748
What the fuck has been going on Greece? I never hear anything about them (I don't look) so I just assumed they were doing fine

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>>71931027
I don't have any borders with Germany so I should be fine Vladimir.

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>>71931077
Which one?

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>>71931027
you spelled russia wrong

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pippa...

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Pippa's stinky pants

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Pippa's unwashed garments...

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So, will other Phase talents follow suit?

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>>71931202
She's going to launder her money

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Pippa's going to cry on stream that she laundered her money in a few days.
We all know this.

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>>71931245
Phase Connect?

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>>71931046
Thats good

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>>71931245
File suit in doing what?

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>pippa wears pants around the house, with normal-sized pockets
>she takes off her clothes in the bathroom to shower
>she just leaves her clothes in the bathroom for days
The image in my mind is getting more detailed

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Oh great we have the stupid child.

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bread
>>71931255
>>71931255
>>71931255

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>>71931245
Who dis

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>Walking in and seeing Pippa's soiled and bloodied underwear on the bathroom floor

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>>71931278
That has no effect on American money since it's cotton fiber paper

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>>71931265
hehehe

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>>71931245
She should show hole

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>>71931335
>file
smugpanko.jpg
>>71931372
My anal princess.

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>>71931006
but I want to watch them being uncomfortable with each other and the more collabs they have that are not 1 on 1 the less likely it is to happen

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>>71931137
Their economy just collapsed. It's a bit more complex than but that's the gist of it.

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I love Lumi...
I love Miia...

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Who the fuck learns about horsetracks in 5th grade?

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>>71931454
>My anal princess.
But has she read an anal princess copypasta about herself on stream like MY anal princess?

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Hoochie mama I love Runie!

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>>71931046
>nervous Pippa riding you
>she stops and covers her small breasts with one arm
>Pippa blushes and avoids your eyes as she says
>Erm, I'm sorry, am I...doing alright
>grab her head and drag her in for a kiss
>she starts moving again while your lips are locked together

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>>71931520
The rich kids

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MIX EGG

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>>71931606

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>Bean
>Egg
She isn't even trying to hide it anymore.

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>>71931774
Baffling post

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>>71931606

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>>71931606

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>>71931515
ITELAMPUH

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>666 replies
>0 posters
grim

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>>71932792
>silence from pippa

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i miss the panko manko

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GOD I want to have sex with Clara

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黒ん坊

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>>71929408
>cringe consumerist
>hypocrite coomer
>way too online
>can't not take the bait
Yep.