/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>71833858

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I love my wife so much!!

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Gurass

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AAAAAAA IT'S NOT FAIR I WANT TO SEE HER PRETTY EYES AND SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE WITH HER

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>>71858109
SNIFFFFF

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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>71858191
SAME DESU

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Child

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gura pls

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Gura has never seen Titanic.

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Gura is really a child...

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Mumei and Migo both agree that Gura has very pretty eyes

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>>71858816
me too kek

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>>71858824
newbud...

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I'M NGMI IF I DON'T MARRY THIS WOMANCHILD I'M GONNA DIE

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>Miko: Gura's eyes are pretty
>Mococo: Gura senpai has big pretty eyes
>Mumei: Gura has very pretty eyes

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Gura: hetero stuff? ugh gross

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>>71859007

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>>71859007

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I wonder what color eyes Gura has. Some of the prettiest girls I’ve known had brown eyes. I bet she has brown eyes.

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>>71855565
>So I'm guessing that Gura recorded her collab song with Koyori and Noel separate? So far we've been told by her and Kiara that they only waved or saw jp members.
It was 100% recorded together. There is too much interaction and moving around each other for it to have been recorded separately.
Like everyone's been saying for weeks, all these performances have been recorded for months.

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>Bae done already
Im kinda glad, Im probably gonna go back and rewatch all three of these streams to get the Gura details.
Im also just now remembering I never listened to Kiara's space from last year talking about Gura's date with the fat cat

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>>71859007

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>>71859007
gura should do one of those high res eye photos and show us

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>>71859208
This will never happen but god I wish it would.

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>>71859138
Big blue eyes of course, everyone loves blue eyes

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I need to marry this adorable little womanchild and take care of her and protect her from all the bad things in the world for the rest of our lives. I have to.

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I don't care about her eyes. I just want to sexually bully and ryona this creature T u T

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I love this shark very much and miss her

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>>71859199
Imagine her being this close to your face. Every hot stinky breath spreading across your face and into your nostrils

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>>71859314
Honestly I dont see the problem but gura would be the last person to do that kind of stuff

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>>71859450

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I'm so sad. It feels like Myth and most of Promise all got together for the first time and we got fucking nothing. They were there for like 3 days. What a fucking waste of time to make them all go out that far for 3 fucking days. That means they didn't record anything are going to have to go back for whatever bullshit is next.

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For timeline purposes, the deadline for suggesting songs was late October/early November last year.

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>>71859836
Yeah, that's bullshit. Why have them fly that far for only a couple days? It's retarded.

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>>71859836
What was Gura doing for a month before the 3 days she was in Japan?

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>>71859492
same desu

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>>71860137
probably nothing, probably for no good reason, we get it, enough already

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>>71860137
me

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I agree with ina. Sleeping on the floor is comfortable sometimes.

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If it weren't for Kiara, we wouldn't have even got that single off-collab that Gura almost couldn't bother showing up for. Besides advent, out of all of the EN that went to Japan, none of them gave a shit about their fans.
Kronii didn't even reveal she was in Japan until last night, but she was there the whole fucking time.
I hate EN so fucking much. Cover doesn't give a shit about us. The girls don't give a shit about us.

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>>71860357
Do you people not care about opsec?

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>>71860137
I'm assuming for holo stuff?

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>>71860357
Ok Zhang

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>>71860357
Ok, Just don't like Kiara telling the stories since the thread goes to shit whenever she does.

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>>71860357
maybe, but what are you going to do about except whine about it in here?

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>>71860357
How do you not feel embarrassed acting like a whiny child as an adult man

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>>71860481
Yeah, just look at that fucker already crying

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>>71860357
Did you forget that they have shit to do?If anything half the time they don't owe us explanations for shit.

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So it seems Gura really didn't record anything or do any work for hololive the days before fes. She got there any time between last week and the off-collab.
The time Bae spent with Gura was literally the day of holofes, so the "bloop" tweet meant nothing. She just lied the entire time and was in Japan for like 3 days.

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>>71860357
Shut up Millie

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>>71859007
Migo commented on her pretty eyes before as well. God how is my daughterwife so cute, pretty, and protectable.

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>>71860670
>seems
yikes

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>>71860481
Half of it's because people seethe beyond worlds at the mere mention of Kiara's name, and the other half use Kiara to shitpost about and force Gura seethe in the Gura thread everytime Kiara starts to tell stories about the two interacting.

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>>71860357
NijiEN is always an option. And this thread if for Gura and Gura only, there's literally not a single EN collab that could satisfy us. I don't understand your point

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>yikes

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>>71860729
>Protectable
You mean bullyable right? T u T

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>>71860670

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>>71860481
Kiara's the only one that tells the truth.
But this info was from Bae. Everyone said that Gura spent a bunch of time with Bae in Japan, but she didn't. She spent a few hours with her the day of the event. That's fucking it.
People like you don't want the truth because you're a ball-less faggot. Eat a shotgun shell, you fucking cowardly piece of shit.

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>>71860729
Oh wait, you said Miko. There was someone else too.

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>>71860958
>truth
more like people want something to shitpost with

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>>71861024
>everything I don't like is a shitpost!

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Man you guys fight over the most retarded shit.

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>>71860637
They didn't do fucking anything. It was all for fes. They arrived, went to fes the next day, signed shit, and then got out of there because none of them matter to each other and none of them wanted to be there.
And Gura did literally nothing for a fucking month. She lied. She said she couldn't stream because she was nervous about traveling. But she wasn't going to travel for a fucking month.

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>>71861117
I don't know what you are trying to argue for anon but its pretty much threadshitting.

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>>71861155

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We got some thespians in this thread

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>>71861155
probably correct, she probably didn't do anything and used it as an excuse to take a month off after the previous five, enough already

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>>71860958
>Everyone said that Gura spent a bunch of time with Bae in Japan, but she didn't. She spent a few hours with her the day of the event.
Who said that?

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>>71861416
That threadshitter did.

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>Gura lied Gura lied Gura lied
I don't remember her lying about anything

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>>71861525
Hes going to reply to you anon. Its a free (You)

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ignore the schizo

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>>71861512
samen

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>>71861512

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>>71860137
her boyfriend, probably. She probably spent time with him for a couple weeks and then went to Japan around the 15th.

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>>71861525
somebody wasn't around for chumjoker

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>>71861512
in the name of goob, amen

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>>71861693
>bringing up 3 year old threadshitting
you have nothing

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>>71861155
We know. She lies a lot. It's easier for her to do that instead of saying "yeah, I just don't feel like streaming for a couple months, see ya in April or May." I think everyone here is used to it by now.

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>>71861155
I do wonder how much the EN girls like each other. Must be a lot of small subtle backstabbing going on all the time, how fun.

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>>71861693
You can bring up the valheim stuff as much as you want. They won't ever believe it because they weren't around here for it.

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Wow, not even trying to hide it anymore.

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>replying to himself
>already

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Other anon was most likely right: the reason Gura was late to the off-collab and exhausted was because her flight was delayed. Everyone that talked about seeing her and spending time in Japan only talked about seeing her the days around fes. No one talked about seeing her the week before fes because she wasn't in Japan.

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>>71861828
Considering Gura and Mumei didn't meet until they were forced to in Japan. A flight from one coast to the other in the US is 4 or 5 hours. If they really wanted to meet they didn't have to wait until Japan

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>>71861976
How are you so stupid ??

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>>71861416
Gura did, actually. She said she spent a bunch of time with Bae, but it was all for fes. People thought she meant the previous week or something especially because of the bloop tweet.

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>>71862129
No, who said they only saw each other the day of?

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They beat this discussion to death last thread. Why are they not tired yet?

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god this thread is pretty demoralizing, why even be a chumbud at this point

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>>71861693
I remember that, it seemed like a ton of work for what amounted to not much of anything.

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>>71862212
who the fuck are you

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>>71861797
>we
this nigger thinks a full-blown birthday 3D live is easy to pull

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>>71862295
a chumbud considering my position

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>>71861024
>anything that's inconvenient is a shitpost
kill yourself, coward. You're a smooth-brained cretin.

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>>71862382
>>71862436
I find it hard to believe you are chumbuds. Favorite stream and fembud?

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>>71862209
Bae only talked about first seeing Gura at fes. She never mentioned anything about previous weeks and gave zero indication that she met her before then.

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I'm going to post dino

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>>71862217
>a ton of work for what amounted to not much of anything
Sounds like supporting Gura

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>>71862520
bully and i could not give a shit about irl fembuds

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>>71862655
She’s already mega rich so no real incentive to stream. She can retire already and be set for life.

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>>71862520
Nta.
Favorite fembud is fauna. Favorite stream is her first outlast stream. https://www.youtube.com/live/fp_tHKAjhyU

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Other anon was most likely right: the reason Gura was late to the off-collab and exhausted was because her flight was delayed. Everyone that talked about seeing her and spending time in Japan only talked about seeing her the days around fes. No one talked about seeing her the week before fes because she wasn't in Japan.

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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>>71862520
can I have a (you) too?
I don't have a favorite stream, I have several. like all ASMR, oceanside soft talking, maid rp, christmas gift wrapping, nintendo direct, chaat!! + banjolele !, trombone champ, DMC 5 series, GTA V series and a couple more. my favorite fembud is Okayu.

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>>71862867
Watch her serious Sam vod tonight. It puts me to sleep like a baby everytime. Kino city baby.

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My favorite stream her first muse dash stream

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And the only reason she's in Taiwan right now is to make a shit ton more money while pretending we don't exist.
All she does is lie and care about money. That's it.

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>>71863098
That’s a good stream to have as your favorite stream, chumbie

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My favorite is the maid stream.

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>>71863098
I should download and rewatch those

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>>71863168
you know jannies and meidos can still see IPs, right, and that you are terminally unable to change your posting style, which makes evasion very obvious

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>>71863216
Its when I knew she would be my oshi.
I haven't stopped kneeling ever since.

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>>71863078
oh yeah serious sam is one of my favorites too, she was so cute and excited when she got to pilot the mecha

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I don't know how you can watch VODs. Every time I do, I just get sad knowing that the best times are all in the past.
She isn't coming back. We won't ever get 2021 Gura back because we actually meant something to her back then and don't anymore.
She really wasn't in Japan until a few days ago and her lying about it is killing me inside.

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Being a cute female must be tough. You can takes months off of work because you hate your job and still get paid.

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>>71862520
Okayu
Lyric writing member stream

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>>71863288
Its well worth the watch. Her accuracy is pretty crazy. I can usually brute force full combos but my accuracy is terrible.

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>>71863265
Mine was her first ever asmr stream. March 2021

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>>71863424
Damn they are using images now. Since when?

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>>71863424
>>71862326

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>>71863540
A while now, the cripple tries to blend in but is unable to change his posting style at all.

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>>71863650
>>71863290
Literal schizophrenia. None of my posts have been banned in this thread.

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>>71863540
ever since you retards kept saying that shitposters don't use images

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Gura cute!

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Shitposters are unable to compliment my wife without adding a snide remark at the end of it.

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>>71863789
>>71863552
>>71863789
your take on this? a few days to finish it, was it possible?

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[Anonymous No.]

The trick is not to read posts that are more than ten words long.

Yes, that includes this one.

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>>71863789
Kek. >>71863168

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>>71863552
>>71862326
She hasn't been in Japan, anon. Literally all the people she mentioned meeting talked about meeting her and it was all during the days of fes.
No one else has even talked about seeing her before that.
Even Bae and Kaela, who made vague tweets "bloop" and "a", talked about only seeing her for fes.
So unless you're suggesting she went there for a week or two before fes to secretly record her birthday live and bae and kaela are going to be guests, then all of it is bullshit.

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>>71864225
unless...

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Newbud here, what's the lore behind dinogura? Who is Gawr? Who's Gabbi?

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>>71864294
Gabby*
And shes a whore

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>>71864294
All you gotta know is that dinogura is real

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>>71864294
If you’re lucky we might have lorebud in the chat to explain. But if not, basically all you need to know is that Gawr and Gura ARE 2 separate entities, and Gabby isn’t real.

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>>71864294
Dino Gura is just a child playing around in their onesie.

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She was in Taiwan for an entire month and only went to Japan for 3 days for fes before returning to Taiwan.

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>>71864434

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>>71864416
>Gawr and Gura ARE 2 separate entities
Ok. So where's Gawr?

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>>71864553
Behind you

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>>71864447
this makes alot of sense

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>>71864225
>so unless you're suggesting she went there for a week or two before fes to secretly record her birthday live then all of it is bullshit.
so she was in Japan the whole time and you're wrong?

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>>71864605
Fuck you dont do that. I was ready to counter rape.

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>>71864605
N-NANI?!

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>>71864758
Look how hard she’s trying. Concentrating so hard she has to squint. Too cute

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>>71864294
Gawr is when Gura gets angry or hungry and develops blood lust.
After a long enough time unsatiated, that blood lust turns into cum lust, and then if at that point she is creampied by a man, Gawr becomes the ultimate predator, Dinogura.
We celebrate her getting creampied by posting Dinogura images in a form of tribute.

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I'm getting distracted. Now I want to watch this video about a guy making a salt fork.

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>>71864932
I kinda liked that one.

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>>71864878
S-so all dinoguras are running around with creampies?

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>>71864878
Gawr is when she wants to have violent claw the fuck out of my back and cut chunks out of my neck with her teeth sex.

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>>71864623
more like,
>this makes a lot of cents
because that's all she cares about.

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>>71863424
>I don't know how you can watch VODs.
I don't because I feel the same.

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>>71864872
Dinogura is very cute.

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>>71864878
>After a long enough time unsatiated, that blood lust turns into cum lust
So this drawing I'm doing now, it should be Gawr and not Gura then. Requester, we have a problem.

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>>71863424
That's a very pretty image.

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my cute shark wife

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Hold your horses chumbies.
I'm going to watch this video

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>>71859138
>he doesn't know

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>>71865234
imagine the smell

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>>71864878
Are you really trying to turn dino posting into some kind of weird cuckoldry thing?
Are you the dino poster? I really hope you're not the dino poster.

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>>71865462

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Thank god gawr isn't here to eat all the dino

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Gura cute?

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>>71865882
gura cute

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>>71865462
All I'm saying is that Gawr is like Luffy's Second Gear where he turns red, and Dinogura is like his 5th gear where he turns white... on account of all the creampies she's getting.
Where did gear 3 and 4 go, you ask?
Well, it's gear 1 to 5.

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>>71865882
extremely

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Basically a salt fork is useless.

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>>71865950
One of my fav. She looks like she just busted in her pants

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>>71865882
The cutest

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>>71866019
It's a nice conversation starter.

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Can you imagine sleeping on the same bed Gura slept during her trip to Japan?

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>>71864294
I hunt the Dino Guras.

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>>71865917
This is probably the first time a cuckposter made me laugh.

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>>71866274
Gura probably makes a really good little spoon

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>>71866323

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>>71866356
I didn't read it the first time, but that was pretty funny.

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>>71866323
What do you plan on doing with that dino, chumbud

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>>71858816
titanic was my first movie..

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>>71866274

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>>71866530
You remember the first movie you saw???

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>>71866274
No, but I bet someone else can.

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>>71866654

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I heard fauna is confirmed to be the most powerful chumbie.

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>>71866581
Yeah it was robocop for me

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>>71862326
>>71864269
>>71864687
So what's going to happen when neither Kaela nor Bae are in Gura's birthday live?

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>>71866581
I vividly the scene of rose's hand on the window of the car. I was 4 years old. WTF were my parents thinking.

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What the chumbies doing? Seems I didn't miss anything worth reading.

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>>71866905
*remember

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>>71866942
Watching a guy assemble a mcrib

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>>71866455

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>>71866831
That’s pretty cool you know that desudesu. Good movie to be your first too. I rewatched it remember being shocked how much gore was in it lol

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>>71866942
just got home from the gym, replaying elden ring rn

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>>71866905
Rose was so hot bro. Fuck

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Listening to that twitter space really made me gosling, listening to her in my bed while knowing she was also in hers. I think a big part of it also was how she sounded. It's amazing how much positioning and the mic being used and all that can make such a drastic difference. She sounded even cuter than usual somehow and also... oddly familiar.

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>>71861635
Judas priest

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>>71866879
I am more interested what hsppens if she does the same shit as last year

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>>71867276
I'm more interested in gura's stinky breath. Thats the difference between you and I

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>>71867353
Oyasame

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I was an exchange student and some other exchange students legit remembered the first movie they ever saw in a theater. I quickly realized that they were from third world countries and that going to the movies or even mcdonalds was an event for them..

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>>71867353
Sleep tight buddy. I think I'll head out too.

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>>71867188
>oddly familiar
Maybe you’re having some sort of precognition. Maybe you marry her in the future, and that’s why it sounds familiar to you now because you’re clairvoyant.

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>>71866942
Bring up random members then use it to shit on gura. Call everyone who doesn’t like it an anti. So you haven’t missed anything I’m going to go work out

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>>71867353
Goobnight. I still don't know what stream this is from

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>>71867412
I hadn't thought of that, but I've now decided it must be true.

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>>71867538
I’m happy for you and your cute sharkwife

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>>71866942
I'm re-playing STALKER ShoC.

>>71867015
I still watch it from time to time.

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>>71867412
She can't marry him, because she's already married to me

[Anonymous No.]

The world is a cruel joke. And that is why only one of Gura's antis will end up with her.

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>>71866942
Studying for a Calc 2 test

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>>71867795
I took calc-2 as a junior in high school.

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>>71867852
We got a gigabrian over here

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>>71867353
sharkdreams

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>>71867795
Ganbare anon. I know that's usually a filter class, at least it used to be back when I was in uni. Diff. Eq. is the real bitch though.

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>>71866581
The first movie I remember was Predator, I was 4 or 5, my sister took me aside and tried to teach me not to say motherfucker with an Arnie accent so I wouldn't get made fun of when I started school. Still love that movie.

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>>71867926
That’s a very cute and precious memory to have, chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

Okayu mistook Mumei for Gura..

Are they literally twins or something? Apart from Mumei's Mooms.

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>>71868228
Ogayu probably can't tell white people apart yet.

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>>71868228
I was just about to post about this. I was wondering the same thing. Does that mean they actually look really similar too?

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>>71868258
Not even her oshi? Doubt.

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I want to watch gura be pampered by jp girls

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>>71868261
Probably >>71868258 and it's also been quite a while since she last saw her in person.

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>>71868334
Maybe she has face blindness just like me fr

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>>71868334
This minor slip up has caused fauna to overtake okayu in the chumbieprime rankings.

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>>71868228
>>71868258
>>71868261
I just saw this too and was going to shit post about it. I do not know about advent. But I am pretty sure Mumei is one of the tallest girls in EN. Like I think Mori is taller and idk Ina's height. But I thought Moomers was legit like 5'6" and Okayu met Gura before. The only thing that would make sense is that Mumei said she was sitting down, and I can totally see Mumei being a sloucher. In terms of them looking the same. Probably all white people look the same to okayu and Gura and Mumei both have said on stream they were glasses so maybe both were wearing glasses when Okayu met them. Still weird as fuck. Unless I am totally wrong about mumei's height. From what I know, or thought I knew.
Mori is like 5'8"ish, tall for a girl. Kiara is 5'3". Ame and Fauna are 5'2" I think, fauna might have been 5'4" but I think it is 5'2". IRyS is 5' and Bae is around the same size as IRyS and Gura is shorter than 5"

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>Smallest (even smaller than Bae and Kobo)
>Weakest
>Eats the slowest
>Eats the least
>Sleeps the most
>Best smelling
>Softest
>Hair is soft
>Has the smallest feet
>Gives long rocking hugs
>Gives the best hugs
>Dresses cutely
>Most ticklish (probably)
>Good dancer
>Shy and mumbly
>Is super cute in a way that surprised even Ame and Mori
>Has beautiful eyes

Anything to add? This is from the last JP arc.

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>>71868345
Same desu But more than that, I want to be the one pampering her.

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>>71868450
Didn't okayu grow up in the sticks? Probably hasn't been exposed to many white people there.

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Mumei was sitting on Gura's chair and Okayu only saw her from behind.

Which means they have similar hair color but it was an honest mistake.

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>>71868529
Ah, that would make sense. I imagine she must have been mortified. Hope she mentions it herself, would be funny to hear her version of the story.

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>>71868482
>>Smallest (even smaller than Bae and Kobo)
which makes getting confused with mumei weird unless it was just because mumei was sitting down and mumei has bad posture, which I would not doubt. If Gura is smaller than Bae. Bae has the same sized hands as IRyS. IRyS is 153cm, because IRyS schizo posted it on her illegal twitter right after her 3d stream with promise because she was upset people would think she isn't a midget.

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>>71868482
This made me harder than any lewd images.

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>>71868482
I need her so much

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>>71868629
Prob this >>71868529

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>>71868482

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>>71868482
Shes literally perfect

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>>71868482
she's an angel

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>>71868529
Their hair colors are brown and white though?

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>>71868850
Cats are color blind.

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Gura is my perfect, pure, tiny little stinker...

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>>71868482
Buchi pucci?

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>>71866530
big trouble in little china was my first movie

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>>71868482
Why does gutsbud keep chopping me up when this list exists showing off how perfect she is for ryona?

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>>71869042
Genius

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>>71869285

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>>71869089
Only the things which Holo girls mentioned count.

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Why do people want to hurt my shark wife? She needs love and pampering.

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>>71869089
Gura doesn't have a bush for fes.
If Gura seems happy, she has no hair below her neck. When she is doing the sad girl shit, like when she was just eating twix in bed and and went to the gas station to buy food wearing her pjs that were covered in twix Gura was hairy as fuck. I'm willing to bet mumei has a bush though.

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i had a dream i was in the school library and started looking at doujins on it. but the dream doesn't make sense because I would need cookies for sadpanda and I never did that.

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>>71869697
I didn't want to goom tonight but it has to be done

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>>71869697
Oh hey, I remember you. Didn't you also insist she's Greek a few times?

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Gura grows barely any hair on her body if any.

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>>71869697
Gura wasn't hairy then, she doesn't grow hair

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>>71869838
didn't she say she is part greek? wasn't that that chink gatcha game stream where she was super excited to pull greek characters and then fucked up singing the song 12 times because she never practiced it? mama shark sounded ESL as fuck, so it wouldn't shock me if she is like half or quarter greek
>>71869896
>>71869911
CITATION NEEDED

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>>71864553
Sadly she only appears in Gura’s op and official lore animation these days and her last speaking stream was over a year ago….I miss Gawr.

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When I play DoL, I make sure pubes are turned on and my character is as bushi as possible.

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>>71869948
No, I'm pretty sure I would have remembered if she did. The only times I remember Greece being brought up in anyway is lore kayfabe Atlantis related stuff.

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These days I only shave when Gura streams so right now I am hairy.

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>>71869720
I too recently have had a strange dream that I wish I knew what it meant. It was dark if I could put a time to it around 3-4am. I was going up a hill into something that looked like a monastery's bell tower. However it was completely blocked off by a maze and chain linked fence. It felt like it took 30 minutes maximum. When I made it to the door of this tower the sun quickly came up and I looked across into the valley which housed a city. I looked up and saw the morning hues in the sky painting the clouds in a pink-red color. I then saw in what looked like within Earth's atmosphere all the phases of the moon all around me. Then I woke up. I'm still puzzled by this dream I feel like it means something but I have no idea.

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>>71869720
My dreams involve me driving and sometimes only driving. I don't like driving.

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>>71870085
I'm pretty sure she was going hard as fuck on the greek shit during the chink gatacha shill stream. her mom did sound ESL as hell

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>>71870301
I'm pretty sure you're full of shit.

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>>71858062
that's a child

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I wonder if Gura pretends she is a voice actor for a kids shows if family or friends ask her what she did for a living.

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I don't like pubes or body hair in general, not even on myself. That's what makes a girl that's part aquatic animal so ideal, should just always be smooth and slippery all over. Imagine...

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I love her more than anything!

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she does have beautiful eyes doesn't she. god she's the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. i'm not kidding. like she's even cuter than my highschool crush. And that girl was beautiful. But man, isn't she just fucking gorgeous? Like i forget how to breathe when i look at her. I'm talking about Gura of course, not her roommate. Why would I be talking about her roommate? I'd never do that! It's in the rules, you're not allowed to talk about the IRL appearance of a vtuber. I'd never do that.

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I just noticed I have one less account im following on twitter, and I can't remember if I unfollowed someone recently or not. I mainly only follow holos and holo artists, so I hope no one got their account nuked. Im still following my sharkwife of course though.

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So Gura basically needs someone she's really close to to be her care taker when she goes to Japan. So much so that she can't even get in line for catering by herself.
So who did she take with her to Taiwan to be that person? There's no way she's close enough to any of the staff or managers to rely on them the way she relied on Kiara, right?

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>>71870606
It should have been me...

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i love all the guras

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>>71866942
moping cos my fembud is paywalling me.

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>>71870321
pretty sure you are a nigger
>>71870520
you sound like a homosexual

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>>71870606
Managers. Like what the fuck kind of question is that? Of course they're gonna have wranglers.

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>>71868450
god all women are fucking tiny. I could even throw mori's 5'8" fatass around the bedroom lol. or off the balcony, my bed is only for my even tinier sharkwife.

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>>71870827

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>>71859007
this is the pretty eyes

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>>71870606
It was her manager cripple.

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>>71871028
I am annoyed I got so pissed at the "myth collab" that became a myth collab. I wish Kiara wasn't so retarded sometimes though.

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The prettiest eyes

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>>71868482
is she even real man....
i cant believe angel really exist

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>>71871154
the prettiest

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>>71871028
not reading all of that just copy paste Gura part

[Anonymous No.]

Completely encapsulating.

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>>71871339
use ctrl-f dumbud

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Gura's [blue] eyes are extremely rare.
I'm sure she's been told her eyes are beautiful her entire life.
It probably means nothing to her at this point.

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Can i ask where is my shark king? Is she still in taiwan?

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>>71871410
how should we know? You think she tells us anything?

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>>71871441
you're a miserable cunt. nothing would make you happy anyway. what's the point. just end it, she won't even miss you.

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>>71871143
This man lives in a world where someone doing hololive signing events with hololive partners after recently being at the hq of hololive with all their managers, would have a hololive rep with them as they do hololive related things in another country. And wants to downplay her closeness to jenma who is the main EN manager.

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>>71871143
This man lives in a world where someone doing hololive signing events with hololive partners after recently being at the hq of hololive with all their managers, wouldn't have a hololive rep with them as they do hololive related things in another country. And wants to downplay her closeness to jenma who is the main EN manager.

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>>71871508
having her back instead of chaining breaks might make him happy
it'd make me happy, it'd make you happy too, you bogan tard if that is you anyways, might be misfiring

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>>71871632
pretty much this

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Just remember that some random male music mixer got to listen to and save unfiltered high quality gura moaning while mixing the sweet appetite song.

And clearly that person is me.

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>>71871942
also her cover of mari bako
She doesn't seem to have any problem moaning for songs like that.

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>>71872043
if you ignore her explicit statements that she has problems with it, it wouldn't seem that way

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Gura

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Gura is literally a child.

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>>71872160
>>71872302
yeah mine

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>>71872302
Only mentally

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She was gone for 5 months without a single word for most of it.
She came back for 3 weeks so she could capitalize on Valentine's day, streamed like 8 times, and then disappeared again for another month. She knew she was going to be gone for a long time once she left for Japan and she knew she wouldn't bother trying to stream. She didn't even bring her travel microphone this time.
How am I supposed to interpret that any way other than she just doesn't give a shit? How am I supposed to think that she doesn't take everyone who loves her for granted? She was gone for an entire month and she wasn't even in Japan for 95% of it. You don't treat people you love like this. You just don't.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyzPnZT-cLg

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>>71872380
1 time she came back after 2 years ghosting, said she gonna start produce content again, this was 8 years ago and no new content :D Be glad Gura isn't doing her atlantis level of ghosting anymorre :D

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>>71872384
That's cool, but Gura won't care. She'll just think he's a loser like all her other fans, probably even more so for wasting so much time doing something that won't mean anything to her.

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>>71872302
Gura is an adult little lady!

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Please hate her, chumbuds, I need this ;_;

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>>71872513
Thats a really weird way to think. He made anime characters that dont even exist, you think he did that to get their attention???

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>>71872384
Very cool. I should get into papercraft as well

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>>71872592
Never!

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>>71872592
I’ll pretend to hate gura for 10,000 freedom bucks

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies I don't like these babysitters that come around when my mommy is gone... They're mean... I just want my shark mommy wife to come back and tuck me in...

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>>71867650
any mods or vanilla?

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I can't wait for the day Gura announces her graduation. I want to see the mentally ill kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute he's doing the thing again.

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>>71872746
You probably won't have to wait that long.

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>>71872770
I wonder of that person ever sleeps

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>>71872599
I don't think he did it for attention.
I just think Gura won't care, or worse.

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>>71872912
I recommend meditations by marcus aurelius

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>>71873031
again with this "suicide for your real oshi" shit?

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I love her now and forever.

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>>71873143
God I want to mess up that creature so bad T u T

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wonder if people come here to shitpost or really mean it
those rapey things you say is only just a joke right?

[Anonymous No.]

Hololive Whistleblower claims strangers drag her from place to place and make her sign papers and read words on monitors, and she hardly gets any ice cream.

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>>71873270
I'm gonna mess you up real bad if you keep this up.

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>>71873437
They hardly give her any ice cream? That's fucked man...

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>>71873437
No ice cream?? Black company confirmed.

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>Kiara: Everyone left already
>Ame:
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1770368235566752158

Hmm... Where'd she go, then?

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>>71873840
Gura still hasn't done her after-fes tweet...

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>>71873840
She's with gura and they're fucking

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>>71873895
yeah they're fucking me

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>>71873864
she did an after fes twitter space that's worth like a dozen tweets

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>>71874091
>she did an after fes twitter space
kinda, it was before day 2 and she hasn't done the "thank you so much, I love hololive so much" thing with a picture of her on stage like she did the previous years.
>that's worth like a dozen tweets
true

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>>71873437
Now I'm fucking mad. As her fatherhusband I will not stand for this.

[Anonymous No.]

what are the cutest timestamps of people talking about gura

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>>71874209
Every time I see this art, it makes me think of a nipple growing in the middle of her chest.

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>>71873840
Misplaced her phone for like 4 days? How?

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miss, your eyes maybe pretty but I think your eyebrows are kinda uneven

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I'm leaving Japan buds
See ya back stateside

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>>71873437
Cover will burn for this.

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>>71874459
I kinda like how genuinely mad she was about that

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>>71874459

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>>71874499
>>71874523
please leave a good review for us

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>>71874590
the audacity of insulting the customer and then asking for a good review

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>>71872380
your take on this please >>71862326