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71221320 No.71221320 [Reply] [Original]

BUT
>You have to visit the museum and see every dinosaur exhibit, as Choco explains everything about spinosaurs

>> No.71221389

>>71221320
Where the fuck is the downside?

>> No.71221445

>you get to visit every dinosaur exhibit while Choco explains everything about spinosaurs
BUT
>you have to have lovey dovey sex with Choco

>> No.71221486

>>71221320
Can I grab her boobs while she does it?

>> No.71221691

as a paleontology lover, the museum is foreplay

>> No.71221792

>>71221320
This is everything a man could want

>> No.71221860

wheres the downside?

>> No.71221872

>>71221320
where is the downside?

>> No.71221881

Spinos are cool, Choco is built for sex. Where's the downside?

>> No.71222050

Boys love blondes and gyarus
Big tits
Home cooked meals
And dinosaurs

What's the fucking downside?

>> No.71222124

>>71221389
fpbp

>> No.71222224

>>71221320
I really see no cons to this so yeah.

>> No.71222376

>>71221320
What do you mean "BUT"?
This sounds awesome!

>> No.71222470

>>71221320
The date of my life, SIGN ME THE FK IN

>> No.71222493

a win/win

>> No.71222653 [DELETED] 

she saw the fucking wataamage porn

>> No.71222815

>>71221320
Which version of the spinosaurus are we using this week? Also, where is the downside?

>> No.71223105

no thanks. not my oshi idc

>> No.71223382
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71223382

>>71221320
Does Choco-Sensei have dinosaur autism? I never caught wind of it.

>> No.71224125

>>71223382
yes anon. do you remember ark?

>> No.71224161

dinosaur museum fuck yeah

>> No.71224921

>>71224125
I remember her playing ARK but I don't think I ever watched any of them. I suppose I should go back.

>> No.71225839
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71225839

>>71221389
Ok let's try again
>you get to have lovey dovey sex with Choco AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE!
BUT
>you'll be having lovey dovey sex with her spinos too so they won't feel left out!

>> No.71226981

>>71225839
I don't see the problem.

>> No.71227658

dinosaur are fucking cool wtf are you talking about?

>> No.71228531

>>71225839
then I tell the scalies about my human/dino hybrids and charge them a fee

>> No.71228782

Only if she shoves dinosaur bones up my ass while I jerk off onto trilobite fossils

>> No.71230133
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71230133

>>71228531
I'd get up in that cloaca

>> No.71230370

>>71225839
Where is the downside?

>> No.71235136 [DELETED] 

>>71225839
deal

>> No.71235209

>>71221320
That's not what spino looked like. Every inch of it's body was covered in stupid ugly fucking feathers.

>> No.71235299

>>71221320
Imagine the sex
https://files.catbox.moe/wg5706.mp4

>> No.71236264
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71236264

>>71221389
there are no downsides, i love the spined lizard

>> No.71238999

>>71221320
are you joking? that's my ideal version of heaven, hot ass wife nerding out about dinosaurs before I rail her

>> No.71239685

>>71221320
>Choco explains everything about spinosaurs to me
BUT
>I respond to all of it with "that's mostly conjecture, we know little for sure about what spinosaurus was like in life"

>> No.71240412

>>71221320
I wait for her to finish then tell her the kentrosaurus is still cooler

>> No.71240669
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71240669

>>71235299
>choco sensei will never give you a spinosaurus themed blowjob

>> No.71240998

>>71221320
>Choco explains everything about spinosaurs
Jokes on you I have autism, this works out

>> No.71241016

>>71221320
is that suppose to be a bad thing?

>> No.71241075

>>71221445
Damn, tough choice

>> No.71241135

>>71235209
Shut up butthurt Jurassic park chud

>> No.71243238

>>71221320
>not downsides
i'm going to shill my favorite spinosaurid (baryonyx) to her

>> No.71243307

>>71221320
YES YES YES YES YES

>> No.71243525

>>71221389
I’m not into older women

>> No.71244583

>>71221320
ITT : everyone agree and just "hell yea"

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