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71160528 No.71160528 [Reply] [Original]

if hololive released a set of onaholes which one would you buy???

>> No.71160688
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>> No.71161836
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Branded onaholes tend to suck, but I still wouldn't be able to resist buying hers.

>> No.71162182

>>71161836
damn, look at her go

>> No.71162257

>>71160528
NOEL NOEL NOEL NOEL

>> No.71162438
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>>71160528

>> No.71162569

Are they confirmed to be a perfect 1:1 copy of my oshi?

>> No.71162671

Suisei because she’d probably be the most against it

>> No.71162675

>>71162438
anon, that's a literal child

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>>71160528

>> No.71162725

>>71160528
Choco

>> No.71162882

>>71162675
Nah, that's a babyboo, get ur facts checked anon

>>71162438
>>71162692
Based

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>>71160688

dog plapping is based.

>> No.71163274

>>71160528
Suisei and IRyS

>> No.71163457

they better make the anus hole super tight.

>> No.71163619
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>>71160528
IRyS
Choco
Kiara
Ollie
Matsuri
I have a big cock so I need looser ones

>> No.71163761

Aki

>> No.71163898

All of them

>> No.71163949

>>71163619
wait wait wait, anon, I'm pretty sure matsuri's is super tight even when overused.

>> No.71163960

>>71160528
more like which one you wouldn't

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>>71160528
I want all the holoinus ofc

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>> No.71164483 [DELETED] 
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I just want to buy a Noel-themed paizuri toy

>> No.71164636

If you ask me there's no point in onaholes "molded" after real women because it's always only the outside, which isn't the part that matters
The inside is still your fake-ass silicon maze scientifically designed to make you cum
I want a 1:1 recreation of the vaginal canal goddammit

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>>71160528

>> No.71164902

>>71164758
it also needs to be imprinted with her scent

>> No.71164952

>>71164758
>naturally scented

>> No.71165012

I want Robocos. It must include hydraulic pumps and whatever gadgetry is in her.
If that's not possible give me Aki.

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>> No.71166176
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in a heartbeat

>> No.71166345

branded onaholes are a scam only the biggest retard would fall for. You're literally paying to buy the picture on the box. It's not like it's modeled after a Suisei's vag, it's the same exact same onahole they put in the Korone box. You're a retard if you buy one.

>> No.71166503

>>71166345
it's just a hypothetical anon. no need to get worked up

>> No.71166541

>>71166503
a hypothetical for retards, yeah.

>> No.71166658
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>>71160528

>> No.71166827

>>71166345
>It's not like it's modeled after a Suisei's vag
But what if the onahole can "scream" Stellar Stellar everytime I hit the right spot?

>> No.71166846

>>71160528
all of them.

>> No.71166900

>>71164758
She's releasing a boob mouse pad, that might be the closest we get

>> No.71167311

>>71166345
They can be worth buying if you actually judge them for the innards and not just the picture on the box, but its true that most of the time they're pretty lackluster. Still a fun piece of merch if you like collecting merch and aren't expecting anything good out of the hole itself.

>> No.71169835

>>71160528
i would buy the hag set

>> No.71169892

>>71160528
All, but my dick would probably break the loli ones, so extras of those ones.

>> No.71169958

>>71162438
based

>> No.71169993

>>71166345
you wouldn't understand

>> No.71170063

>>71160528
Miko, Okayu, Pekora, Luna, Nenechi, Koyori, Risu, Reine, Kaela, Mococo and Fuwawa.

>> No.71170463

>>71160528
the clearance bin bundle set of op's family lineage.

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>>71160528
all of them
fuck them until they are a torn ruined mess
post the aftermath on twitter and tag the liver

>> No.71170975

>>71160528
Most of blue women

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Imagine if this was actual merch, would it sell millions? Think about how funny it would be to see each seiso vtuber straight up shilling this on stream or right after a concert where you see a cross section of the inside.

>> No.71170996

>>71160528
It'd be the start of my onahole collection, but for starters
>Fauna, Lamy, Koyori (the council of Lamy collection)
>Noel, Marine
>Bijou (sans gems please), Matsuri

>> No.71171050

>>71170996
oh and add Gura to the end of that list

>> No.71174436

>>71160528
AChan

>> No.71174841
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i'll need 10 of this

>> No.71174875

>>71160528
I would start calling hololive the whore company.

>> No.71175163

>>71162438
Yup. Rock hard for her

>> No.71175286

>>71160528
All of Myth, Council, Advent, Susei, Subrua, Kobo, Ollie, Moona, and Coco

>> No.71175728

>>71160528
Why just one? I would buy them all

>> No.71175809

Buy one get two free, Kiara, Nerissa, and Reine

>> No.71175868

>>71175809
By that logic, does Botan's get me Lamy and Watame? Because I would do that no questions asked.

>> No.71175886

>>71160528
I'd get the 3 major age groups
>Bae/Laplus for zoomer girls
>Kiara/Nene for mid/late 20s
>Botan/Lui for hag sex
then compare them to get an objective answer on which is the best

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>>71162438

>> No.71175912

Mio Ayame oyakodon special

>> No.71176183

Bae

>> No.71176530

>>71160528
>order Mori's onahole
>20 kg behemoth of a fucktoy arrives
Well, free training equipment, i guess

>> No.71176846

I don't get the point of onaholes, and I don't think I'd ever buy one

>> No.71177106
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>>71160528
KOBONAHOLE

>> No.71177133

>>71160528
Sora, IRyS, Okayu, Miko, Watame, Chloe, Koyori and all of advent

>> No.71177185

>>71160528
ollie
just for the texture

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>>71162438
IMAGINE

>> No.71177844

>>71176846
You should try at least one. And then, once you get hooked, i recomment getting yourself Puni Ana SPDX
> Genuine japanese large masturbator from EXE Japan
>Huge torso with realistic bone structure
>Loli themed onahole
>Weight about 4000 Grams
>Item dimensions approx. 320x200x110mm

>> No.71178085

Suisei, IRyS, Bae, Shion. Probably Aqua, too, and definitely Miko now that I'm thinking about it. Why are the Holo girls so fucking hot?

>> No.71178177

>>71160528
You'd all line up for Yagoo's, let's face the truth.

>> No.71178649

I bought one of those silicone hip onaholes but destroyed the wall between the pussy and anus with my large American cock

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>>71177777
nice get

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>>71160528
now pull up any vod of this sexy retard wolf slurping down noodles

>> No.71178987

Polka, Matsuri, Mel and Botan.

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>>71177777
biboo...

>> No.71179151

>>71177844
what's the point?

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>>71160528
All of them, but only if they're modeled off the real thing.

>> No.71179388

>>71166827
lol

>> No.71179533

>>71178177
yagussy

>> No.71179559

>>71177844
>over 200 bucks
At that point why not just hire a prostitute?

>> No.71179635

>>71179559
Prostitutes cost 200 per fuck. This is 200 for life

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>>71177106
based

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>>71162438
>>71177777

>> No.71179804
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Life size robot

>> No.71179867

>>71179635
but it's not real

>> No.71179920

>>71179804
hot af

>> No.71179986

Mel would've made a good onahole, too bad she went a little too tard.

>> No.71180003

>>71179867
And I seriously doubt someone so invested to buy that onahole would only spend 200 bucks on onaholes

>> No.71180126

>>71164636
nowadays they do try to get an imprint of the insides for branded onaholes that reflect an specific actress vagina

>> No.71180228

>>71179181
But how do you verify?

>> No.71181344

>>71180228
I'll take one for the team and check all of them personally

>> No.71182422

>>71181344
Let's hit those showers!

>> No.71184011

>>71179559
I wouldn’t buy something this heavy cause fuck having to clean that. However, toys can help improve stamina and are sometimes more interesting than simply rubbing one out.

>> No.71184175

>>71160528
all of the lesbians

>> No.71185709

>>71160528
Sora, you just know hers would feel amazing but it better come with both holes and an exact mold of her ass.

>> No.71186775

>>71179151
pp feel good

>> No.71186840

>>71184011
>heavy
>4kg
Noodlearmschama...

>> No.71187095

>>71175909
God I totally forgot that Gura did a Blue Cunny stream. I hope Holo can get that sponsor again

>> No.71187410

>>71179867
The alternative is your hand. It's about having something better than your hand on a regular basis, it's not that hard to understand.

>> No.71187461

>>71186840
That's heavy for having to manipulate a large silicon toy to properly clean it. It does sound like a pain in the ass.
At least with the regular sleeve types you can flip them inside out, quick and done.

>> No.71187560

>>71179867
>but it's not real
Im literally putting my dick inside of it. There is also a secret trick i've learned recently unrelated to this toy: remember hand warmers? Get one and shove it inside of toy's anus and leave there for a few minutes. Pussy will feel better.

>> No.71188834

>>71187560
uh oh, I may have misread and shoved a hand warmer in my prostitute's anus
what do?

>> No.71188878

>>71162438
i cant stop cumming to her efforts and moans, bros

>> No.71188947

>>71188834
I'm assuming you already paid her so you may as well use her

>> No.71189047

>>71160528
Irys
Bae
Biboo
Gura
Ina
Zeta
Ollie
Kanatan
Marine
Lap
Shion

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>>71160528
nuff said

>> No.71191523
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>one of the lewder members actually releases onahole merch as a joke
>even though its just a rebranded tenga with her picture on the box it shatters sales records
>cover with dollar signs in their eyes creates a new division HoloLove and starts forcing all holomems to make an onahole
>all onaholes are 100% authentic replicas inside an out based on real molds and impressions from each girl
>also come with free voice pack that has moans, soft and screaming orgasms, and a few scenarios such as first time, telling you to be careful because its a dangerous day or outright asking you to knock her up depending on her personality, and of course rapeplay
>for limited edition cover will send a cosplayer to your house dressed as the holomem whose onahole you purchased so she can demonstrate proper usage of the product, rumor has it that 1 in 100 of the cosplayers is actually the real deal.

>> No.71193261

>>71186840
Even if I was in the shape I was years ago it’d still be a pain in the ass. Probably wouldn’t fit under most faucets and you’d need to hold it in an awkward position to flush it out with water. So, yeah a pain in the ass to maintain properly.

>> No.71193559

>>71191523
>all onaholes are 100% authentic replicas inside an out based on real molds and impressions from each girl
This is where you lost me. That's cool if its just the entrance, but I don't want a realistically modeled inside because that's fucking boring. All the best onaholes have tunnels that are very much nothing like a real vagina.

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don't need anything else

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>>71162675
Your disapproval only makes me harder.

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>>71170795

>> No.71195634

Aqua, Gura, Nerissa, Iroha, Zeta, Ririka.

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>>71160528
I think it would be pretty hot to shoot my first onahole load into my oshi's onahole.

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>>71193559
Bullshit. For a fan, the mere knowledge that the onahole is molded after the real thing would be 10 times more stimulating than any sphere and ridge design the Tenga scientists can come up with.

>> No.71197953

>>71196702
Those tenga scientists know what they're doing though

>> No.71198026
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Kiara shared pictures of her throat.
A sufficiently mad man could scan these pictures and create a perfect throat onahole of Kiara.

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Easy choice

>> No.71198541

>>71196702
No, as very, very experienced onahole consumer, its not nearly as good as it sounds in your head. That's actually why modeling just the outside is better, because it gives an authentic visual and fantasy appeal, while the tunnel still does the real work. Many great onaholes have the problem of having really boring looking entrances, so it helps with that.

>> No.71198963

>>71198026
You wouldn't fuck someone's throat

>> No.71200291

>>71198541
Also experienced onahole consumer, this is correct.

>> No.71202676

>>71166176
Man, I want to hug Aqua, bet she smells nice after a bath.

>> No.71202835

Too boring. Give them hip/torso series instead.

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>>71166345
I remember now that one VTuber actually got her pussy insides scanned and some other tech stuff for her onahole to be perfectly accurate or as accurate as modern "science" can make it work, like, she actually showed evidence (of course not her vagina but some stuff about the tech and process).
I can't remember which retard did this tho.
On a more wholesome note, that Patra 12 hrs ASMR is also KINO.

>> No.71202935

>>71160528
Marine, Nene, Matsuri

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>>71198026
>>71198963
unpopular opinion but teeth onaho should really be more be widespread.

>> No.71203487

>>71170982
It would be better if they did unofficial or “leaked” private streams with their 3D models but with little bars over their eyes. At the end of each stream they’d talk about and shill the onaholes, saying that they hope their fans buy a lot and enjoy them. They also wouldn’t be sold on any official cover store, rather being on third party websites.
Whenever someone is asked about this in any official capacity like on stream or over twitter they’ll deny it, but you’d be able to clearly tell it was them from their voices and mannerisms.

>> No.71204478

>>71160528
It needs to be accurately modeled based on the internals, not just the vulva

>> No.71209109

>>71160528
Wawa

>> No.71209490

>>71160528
Definitely IRyS

>> No.71209903

Mori Calliope

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>> No.71211976

>>71176846
>preggy scare
i have trauma

>> No.71212654
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71212654

Give an oneahole of his anus so i can fuck it wearing a doki mask and post it on 4chan.

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