/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Buy Buy Buy Sell Sell Sell Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bkICbOt1ck

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (You) (WILL) (Embed) (Music)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>70667443

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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,696,107.46.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 22):
>Kanata :: $98,130.30 [259.44% over Avg]
>Pochimaru :: $55,061.07 [245.64% over Avg]
>Shinri :: $19,281.58 [142.00% over Avg]
>Hajime :: $15,561.61 [44.55% over Avg]
>Hololive :: $13,995.42 [2.06% over Avg]
>Ollie :: $5,538.93 [110.80% over Avg]
>Matsuri :: $5,287.40 [6.93% over Avg]
>Miko :: $4,099.16 [30.55% over Avg]
>Gura :: $3,831.08 [29.59% over Avg]
>Kronii :: $2,685.79 [7.60% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 75):
>Calliope :: -$153,691.16 [53.59% under Avg]
>Watame :: -$139,132.16 [58.59% under Avg]
>Mumei :: -$73,161.24 [69.45% under Avg]
>Lui :: -$49,579.82 [60.46% under Avg]
>Ayamy :: -$45,497.11 [48.82% under Avg]
>Fauna :: -$31,106.91 [37.39% under Avg]
>Polka :: -$23,902.24 [11.89% under Avg]
>Haato :: -$19,737.78 [1.68% over Avg]
>Nana :: -$18,172.41 [32.30% under Avg]
>AZKi :: -$15,135.33 [38.19% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Lui :: 18.34%
>Marine :: 16.19%
>Okayu :: 12.75%
>Watame :: 12.63%
>Calliope :: 12.24%
>Baelz :: 11.65%
>AZKi :: 9.16%
>Pekora :: 7.68%
>Subaru :: 7.40%
>Aqua :: 7.02%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$4,944.38
Average Upward Adjustment is $10,737.03
Average Downward Adjustment is -$9,544.27

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, Ollie, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and Dividend Review up shortly.

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Like a spark from the blue, it's time for the Dividend Review.

This week's Total Dividend Pool comes out to $113,281.78.
This week's Dividend Pool is 6.17% higher last week's pool.
The average payout this week is $1,167.85 per coin, which is 5.27% over the all-time average of $1,109.36.
32 coins were over the Average Payout this week.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Marine :: $6,494.37 :: 178.56%
>Suisei :: -$4,636.47 :: -77.64%
>Aqua :: -$2,176.10 :: -60.54%
>Hololive :: $2,029.13 :: 29.80%
>Calliope :: $1,678.07 :: 104.50%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Mio :: $0.40 :: 0.03%
>Kovalskia :: $1.64 :: 0.23%
>Izuru :: $2.40 :: 2.02%
>Sana :: $3.41 :: 2.62%
>Rushia :: -$3.57 :: -0.89%

Overall Average Dividend Change was $68.56
Average Dividend Increase was -$361.48
Average Dividend Decrease was $448.01

Top 5 Most Unstable Dividend Payouts:
>Dezmond :: -$25.16 & -95.8% Under Average
>Vesper :: -$23.55 & -95.3% Under Average
>Ayamy :: $69.33 & 78.6% Over Average
>Mel :: -$235.81 & -73.1% Under Average
>IRyS :: $623.76 & 72.2% Over Average

The Following Coins all had a Dividend Payout of less than 1% from their 4-week Average:
>Nachoneko, Koyori, Fubuki, Iroha

Overall Market Shift from Mean was $18.80.
Average Dividend Spike was $267.17.
Average Dividend Dive was -$219.43.

This week's dividends set an all-time high record for Okayu.
This's dividends set an all-time low record for Fuwamoco, Mel, Rikka, and Suisei.

Hope everyone got the dividends they expected this weekend.

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>>70968765
>>70968999
thanks for the reviews!

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I hope you're awake, because it's time for another Seiso Sports Update!
VTL Divegrass Day 5 Picks!

>/wvt/ vs /manstars/ - /manstars/
>warkop/ vs /tactical/ - /tactical/
>/wah/ vs /2434/ - /2434/
>/jidf/ vs /uuu/ - /uuu/
>/choc/ vs /morig/ - /morig/
>lia from phase connect vs /vtwb/ - /vtwb/
>/mayo/ vs /baubau/ - /mayo/
>/pink/ vs /hag/ - /hag/
>/rrat/ vs /hlgg/ - /rrat/

Get your bets in before the timers run out.
Also, bet on the Winner and Spoon nyo!

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Wrasslin' on if you're lookign for extra gambling before gambling.

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Divegrass approaches and so do the bet deadlines.

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Enjoy Day 5!

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>>70974138
I have now stuffed all the pots with an extra $500m
>>70973618
I am now also betting on wrassling I do not understand

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>>70976870
>wrassling I do not understand
That's most people, I wager.

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Betting limit has been upped to 5b for all you gamblers!
-trial dev

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>>70968765
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>>70972317
thanks for the updates!
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>>70978611
Can you add betting categories or allow us to bet right on the main page? Going back and forth between everything gets annoying

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>>70979759
I'll be honest in that I don't know enough about the betting framework to do that, and I don't really have the time to learn unfortunately either as work is overly busy. If people can kinda code we are always accepting extra help, otherwise things will be slow from my end for a while.
-trial dev

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>>70978611
trial dev love

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Is the wallet analyzer ok? It seems like it is undercounting divs again

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>>70980172
trialdev love!
>>70979759
seconding this! im getting invalid session every time i hit back to try to bet on something else... would rock to be able to bet on everything on the same screen
sadly cant code but maybe one day!

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/nasfaqg/ vs /nepolabo/ is going to have a lot of bets on it.

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last call for todays purchases!

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today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!

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Winners and Spoon Bets ending in 30mins

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A good day to buy some low fee funds

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Betting board updated with today's HFZ matches.

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Hey guys, sorry I'm late but I got to ask.
Did Mori just write a song about you guys?

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>>70990762
Nah, we don't take our numberfagging seriously. It's more of a commentary on how Youtube tracks numbers, and an opportunity to "invest" in our oshis.

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>>70990762
might want to try with the numberbros with that one.

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>>70990762
yes!
most influential bread!

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The collapse from /rrat/ made some anons more money!

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>>70995977
Yeah, me
I don't know what demon possessed me to bet against /rrat/ but I sure got lucky

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>>70996743
Even though I picked /rrat/, I usually pick against the favorite for more money.
Finally worked out this time.

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>>70996891
I keep most of my bets exceedingly low because I'm not very liquid yet but I've made quite a bit on some lucky bets. I'm waiting for later in this month because I think some of my faves are gonna skyrocket.

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Ok, let's see just how bad my picks were today...

>/wvt/ vs /manstars/ - /manstars/ [CORRECT]
>warkop/ vs /tactical/ - /tactical/ [CORRECT]
>/wah/ vs /2434/ - /2434/ [WRONG]
>/jidf/ vs /uuu/ - /uuu/ [WRONG]
>/choc/ vs /morig/ - /morig/ [CORRECT]
>lia from phase connect vs /vtwb/ - /vtwb/ [CORRECT]
>/mayo/ vs /baubau/ - /mayo/ [WRONG]
>/pink/ vs /hag/ - /hag/ [WRONG]
>/rrat/ vs /hlgg/ - /rrat/ [WRONG]

4 - CORRECT
5 - WRONG

That's what I get for trusting Nijisanji.

Day 6 picks will be placed in morning.
Also, don't forget about Daylight Savings Time!!!!

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Like a gleam from the blue, it's time for the Gambling Carnage Review.
Day 5 saw the increase in the betting limit to $5b, so expect all of the previous records to get smashed.

Total winnings for today were $45,794,557,363. Total winnings for the entire league so far have been $129,563,920,361.
27 unique gamblers participated today, of which 1 bet for the first time this league.
The match with the highest pot today was /choc/ vs /morig/, at $12,545,446,898
The match with the highest number of gamblers today was /wah/ vs /2434/, at 23 unique gamblers.
4 gamblers have not won a single bet the entire league.

Top 3 matches today (by betting odds):
>/jidf/ vs /uuu/ - 5.7:1
>/lia/ vs /vtwbg/ - 2.4:1
>/rrat/ vs /hlgg/ - 2.3:1

Top 3 matches today (by Profit Rate):
>/rrat/ vs /hlgg/ - 78.3%
>/warkop/ vs /tactical/ - 75%
>/wah/ vs /2434/ - 60.9%

Top 5 Money Matches (all days):
>Day 5, Match 5 - /choc/ vs /morig/ :: $12,545,446,898
>Day 5, Match 4 - /jidf/ vs /uuu/ :: $9,020,523,842
>Day 5, Match 6 - /lia/ vs /vtwbg/ :: $5,001,529,742
>Day 5, Match 3 - /wah/ vs /2434/ :: $4,483,472,821
>Day 5, Match 7 - /mayo/ vs /baubau/ :: $4,058,553,587

See you all tomorrow, when everything is an hour later because FUCK YOU.
Don't forget that adjustments are also affected by Daylight Savings, and will be an hour later as a result.

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>>71002836
Fuck its 3 weeks out this year??

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>>71002969
Second Sunday in March, every year until somebody outlaws it.

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>>71002618
/uuu/ was the biggest shock for me. 3-0...... my bet..............

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>>70980937
fuck. were there new coins again?

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>>71003617
No, but there might be a typo somewhere.

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>>71003654
aughhhhhhhhhhh

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>>71003862
Something to check when divs roll around next week

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>>71003047
Usually it was only a week out from EU.. 3 weeks this time is a bit annoying

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>>71003613
Yeah, their bullshit was zapped last league and they never recovered since that ass whooping from /mayo/

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Goodnight anons

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>>71009437
gnite cocoposter

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>>71015721
This Joshu is deceased

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So, I always thought that Polka's fanbase was called Omaru-za.

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>>71016614
Omaru-za is the term for the entire fanbase - the Omaru Troupe. A zain is a troupe member, so a singular fan. I'm a Zain, part of the Omaru-za.

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>>71016761
Nahone.
That would make sense.

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>>71017010
To make it even more confusing, ever Zain is also Polka. 1 million Zain = 1 Polka. But you become Polka the moment you subscribe to her channel. Complete global polkafication!

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>>71017276
/become/ polka

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>>71017276
popopopopopopopopopopopopopo!

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>>71017441
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>>71017276
If I had $1 for every Gen 5 member that was involved in some /become/ scheme, I'd have $3. Which is frankly concerning.

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>>71019550
I consider this a total win!

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This is the first time that these two teams will meet and they will battle it out for the top of Group D.
Bets will be record breaking so you don't want to miss it!

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>>71019919
This is really splitting my loyalties...

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>>71019980
The whole group feels like it can take a weird turn somewhere.
It's scary, but fun.

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>>71019919
my body is ready

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>>71019919
We are already at this much...!

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Goodnight!

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>>71022569
gnite Zain!
Get ready for tomorrow's craziness!

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>>71009437
>>71022569
Oyasuminasai!

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I miss when fandeads would drop some cute rushis off for us to look at so have a cute aislop rushi
good night faggots big game tomorrow don't forget to watch and bet let's fucking gooooooooooooo

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>>71025148
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>71021412
uwaaa

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>>71025148
here have a degozarush

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>>71031637
Cute!

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>>71033422
have one more!
aki youre back!

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>>71034194
Kinda, I have internet connection in Japan! And Hoshimatic Project cover!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bkICbOt1ck

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11

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And now, Aki!

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>>71034652
waoooo!

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Reminder that adjusts just happened now

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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,689,791.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 25):
>Suisei :: $119,012.45 [280.91% over Avg]
>Marine :: $99,901.14 [193.21% over Avg]
>Baelz :: $34,705.09 [125.97% over Avg]
>AZKi :: $24,822.31 [79.22% over Avg]
>Raden :: $20,347.02 [74.87% over Avg]
>Kronii :: $14,120.68 [32.17% over Avg]
>Roboco :: $12,774.72 [14.7% over Avg]
>Botan :: $11,484.86 [18.58% under Avg]
>Fauna :: $9,409.60 [13.48% under Avg]
>Hololive :: $5,744.35 [10.13% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 72):
>Kanata :: -$131,227.99 [57.68% under Avg]
>Ollie :: -$106,243.10 [52.67% under Avg]
>Gura :: -$104,279.93 [26.86% under Avg]
>Ui :: -$38,549.31 [35.16% under Avg]
>Pochimaru :: -$36,228.98 [118.36% over Avg]
>Nene :: -$26,049.12 [54.22% under Avg]
>Hajime :: -$22,131.38 [6.94% over Avg]
>Shiori :: -$16,218.74 [16.76% under Avg]
>Hakka :: -$15,804.18 [46.58% under Avg]
>Nerissa :: -$14,536.59 [11.25% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Mel :: 37.40%
>Kanata :: 11.73%
>Lui :: 11.25%
>Okayu :: 10.59%
>Calliope :: 10.02%
>Watame :: 9.40%
>Nene :: 9.24%
>Ui :: 7.01%
>Laplus :: 6.93%
>Pekora :: 6.44%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$3,220.37
Average Upward Adjustment is $14,844.24
Average Downward Adjustment is -$9,492.80

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and Ben Franklin HATE.

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>>71041363
I can't believe I sold Suisei yesterday. Holy shit.

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>>71043714
I dont touch that Sell button on Suisei until it moons.

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>>71045240
I thought yesterday was the moon around ~65k based on past performance. I have so much to learn.

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I hope you are awake, because it's DST and it's another Seiso Sports Update!
Divegrass Day 6 edition.
Last day of the Group Stage and we have a great set of games that will shake up the RO16 next week!


Today's Matches:
>/ggg/ vs /#/ - /#/
>/pcgia/ vs /corpo/ - /corpo/
>/who/ vs /ybc/ - /who/
>/doog/ vs /fvr/ - /doog/
>/awat/ vs /HiRyS/ - /HiRyS/
>/vrt/ vs /nijiEN/ - /nijiEN/
>/774/ vs /pyon/ - /pyon/
>/nepolabo/ vs /nasfaqg/ - /nasfaqg/
>/skynetFC/ vs /fig/ - /skynetFC/

We are shattering record bets today so you dont want to miss the absolute carnage!

Put your mf'ing game faces on!

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>>71046483
Just fill up on her when she dips tomorrow and HODL until then.

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Pic related, my net worth keeps slingshotting up and down.

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>>71049832
Yea I think it's normal until you spread your money around more.

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WE ARE LIV!
GET YOUR BETS IN NYO!

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>>71052022
I was thinking the other day, seeing Gen 1 do Plasmagic Seasons without Chammers hurt, but now Plasmagic Seasons will never be full again. Mel...

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>>71052225
Meru...

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>>71046676
/ggg/ has won!
You won $1,054,973,940.28.
8.28% of the pot.

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/#/ bros not like this

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Stunt on them jeb

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>>71019919
3 bongs until we're up

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MARINE MOON SEXXXXXOOOOOOOOOO

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Reminder that funds are an hour earlier too and will trade in 50 minutes

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>>71059113
/doog/ was so close to tying.

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AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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When I bet on /hirys/ I didn't think they were going to MURDER Ame.

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>>71062720
It was rough to watch, but a bet is a bet.

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>>71063040
The unity hype and anthem were kino though. Matches without stakes are fun.

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>koyolabo just broke 1 million shares! thank you for your support! today too is the best time to buy koyolabo! next stop, 1 trillion networth! - koyolabo

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>>71063316
>>71063232
WAOOOOOOO!

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If you're planning on coming to watch our game and AREN'T watching the rest of the games, they yappin. Schedule is ~30 minutes behind and is extremely unlikely to catch up. So our game probably starts at ~6 PM server time (2200 UTC)
BUT
if you come at the originally scheduled time (2140) - the outcome of 774/pyon can actually affect our placement if we lose...so come watch anyways!

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https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
IT IS TIME
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

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>>71067455
ikz!

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don't forget to set your tag

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>>71067761
Sorry, but I'm a traitor for just this match...

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ookami mio says "return to sender dayo"

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>>71068271
and she scores...

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>>71068717
That's my wife!!!!

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This is a fucking nailbiter

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>>71069553
intense game!

2-2 finish!

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>>71069614
Pol did all she could to keep /nepo/ in it.
Your wife was amazing

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>>71069869
That was a seriously excellent game, exciting the whole time. Maybe there will be a rematch in VTL7!

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Group D belongs to /Nasfaqg/!

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>>71067760
I'm mad because there's no mini Joshu...

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>>71070227
>>71070227
im in her pocket!

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>>71067760
Damn that's cute, did I miss the pre-order? I was so focused on the Polka one

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>>71070699
I'm pretty sure the preorder window is still open

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>>71070699
still open! koyolive this friday!

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we're through! 4th knockout appearance

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>>70968385
gay

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>>71080211
vtubing is inherently gay

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Goodnight anons

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>>71082239
gnite cocoposter

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>>71082239
sleep well

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>>71091110
meru...

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>>71046676
Well, the picks were negligible.

Today's results:
>/ggg/ vs /#/ - /#/ [WRONG]
>/pcgia/ vs /corpo/ - /corpo/ [CORRECT]
>/who/ vs /ybc/ - /who/ [WRONG]
>/doog/ vs /fvr/ - /doog/ [WRONG]
>/awat/ vs /HiRyS/ - /HiRyS/ [CORRECT]
>/vrt/ vs /nijiEN/ - /nijiEN/ [WRONG]
>/774/ vs /pyon/ - /pyon/ [CORRECT]
>/nepolabo/ vs /nasfaqg/ - /nasfaqg/ [WRONG] Draw
>/skynetFC/ vs /fig/ - /skynetFC/ [WRONG]

Correct - 3
Wrong - 6

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>>71072758
YATAAAA!

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>>71074697
space battleship dividends!
>>71080168
kino. OP material.

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>>71080168
wao!

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ohhhhhhhhhhhh

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bump

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Ten more minutes, please.

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>>71111194
10 minutes are up!

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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,666,627.86.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 20):
>Kiara :: $127,093.14 [259.65% over Avg]
>Ollie :: $59,355.18 [41.58% over Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: $36,328.26 [83.13% over Avg]
>Ayamy :: $32,427.91 [18.11% over Avg]
>Flayon :: $18,924.83 [82.05% over Avg]
>Risu :: $16,079.01 [37.02% over Avg]
>Roboco :: $9,221.67 [31.38% over Avg]
>Kronii :: $6,370.18 [37.98% over Avg]
>Luna :: $4,491.80 [4.26% over Avg]
>Nana :: $3,719.29 [18.98% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 77):
>Suisei :: -$168,547.19 [53.43% under Avg]
>Marine :: -$143,527.78 [58.15% under Avg]
>Baelz :: -$43,143.05 [33.70% under Avg]
>AZKi :: -$38,656.08 [65.73% under Avg]
>Okayu :: -$25,765.47 [68.82% under Avg]
>Botan :: -$24,930.97 [52.75% under Avg]
>Miko :: -$19,775.21 [0.10% over Avg]
>Raden :: -$17,307.84 [23.81% over Avg]
>Hololive :: -$15,939.33 [0.19% under Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$15,446.04 [13.61% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Mel :: 60.04%
>Marine :: 37.18%
>Okayu :: 33.97%
>AZKi :: 16.06%
>Suisei :: 15.50%
>Baelz :: 12.83%
>Kanata :: 9.44%
>Calliope :: 8.95%
>Lui :: 8.29%
>Pekora :: 7.86%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$3,505.17
Average Upward Adjustment is $16,264.06
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,640.03

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and he bought? DUMP EET.

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Oh, that's new.
Is it possible to learn this power?

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>>71113578
thanks for the review!
>>71113670
clear your trades or double click off the one that loaded funny

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I hope you're awake, because it's now time for a Seiso Market Update!
1 million soon edition.

>Chimpkin back on top.
>Market Bleeds. Great time to grab discounts.
>Meru...
>Suisei and Marine are the ones to load up.
>wait for Holochannel to dip a little more before you load up for the Fes.
>AZKi is very low, she is now over 950k and will try to endurance to 1 million soon.

Seiso Mutual Update:
>Seiso plunges back down from the market crash, will AZKi help it's rise?
>BUY Machiroons.
>Actually, BUY most funds, tabun, maybe?

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>>71113578
thanks for the update!
>>71114234
1 million seisos!

today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!

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>Top Group.
>Market Crashes.

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I'm a new IP here.
Trust me.

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Going to be cleaning up the MOVE sheet in the FUCK Database. Some of the data in there isn't terribly useful, or needs updated. If you're using that sheet for anything, it might give weird returned values.

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Does the 0-20% fee for funds go to the owner/board or the fund's balance?

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>>71118032
the former. if you buy a share of picrel (max fee structure), the board splits up the 20% fee you pay
when it pays divs, 90% of the dividends go to the shareholders. of the remaining 10% of the divs, half goes to the CEO, and the board splits the other half
so if there were 3 board members (total, including the CEO) in this hypothetical fund, all three of them would split your 20%. 90% of the dividends are split equally between all shareholders. the CEO receives an extra 5% payout for EVERY share, not just his own. the other two board members get 2.5% each*
*I am not sure if it treats the CEO as a board member or not for that part

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ohhhhh I have to shit

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>>71118429
Looks correct to me

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>>71111660
Tragically, when I posted that I was already up, mostly dressed, doing my hair and waiting on coffee to brew. I made it to work and have been fighting the monday doldrums all morning. But I have a sushi business lunch on company dime today! Did you see Towa talked about meeting up with Coco after years? Super cute!

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>>71122125
Oh yea, I saw something about Towa meeting up with a dragon.
I found it hard to believe but then again the said Dragon seemed to be traveling so much.

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>>71122365
Towa still refers to her as her genmate which just melts my heart. Also looking forward to Azki hitting 1m soon! It's a good year for Hololive!

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>>71122125
Enjoy your sushi! I hadn't actually seen that, must go and find some more information because that is super cute to hear about

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>>71123645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5bvHUuu-6Y
Douzo

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>>71122483
I hope that AZKi and Robosan can get to 1 million together so that we can finally have 0th gen at over 1 million subs.

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just traded funds for the first time in months

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>>71126008

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>>71123720
Thank you!

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Here is the (really late) Monthly Seiso Events for the month of March!
>(I got caught up with divegrass so I completely forgor about this month...)

This month is pretty stacked with events.
We even have Fes as well as sub milestones.
Remember to not get baited, do your DD, and stay Seiso.

*This monthly update is paid for by Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund.

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Good day to buy all funds basically

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>>71130827
yep. bought even the 20% shitter funds with $1m shares because

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last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

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I've got most of what I can get before some of my holdings spike and I can sell! Looking forward to Fes, Promise birthdays, and Suisei's birthday! Time to start making dinner!

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>>71135907
koyori birthday coming soon too!

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>>71137202
You're right! I almost forgot! I'll even be watching that one live.

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If anyone's curious, pancetta was on sale so tonight's dinner is carbonara. I'm out of eggs now, though.

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>>71138849
Damn that beats my dinner of hotdogs... enjoy!

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>>71139159
I've been cooking for years now, but I love to share! Once I eat, I'm also going to make some vodka sauce but that's purely for meal prep. I'll wait until after AsaKoyo. Enjoy your hotdogs... I might make some later this week now that you've made me think about them...

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>>71139225
Thanks!

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>>71138849
Oh we are now Nasfa/ck/ing.

I'll be having some mexican macaroni mixed with beans and ground beef.

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>>71140863
Is this an established thing?? I thought I was just being a fatass talking about food. That sounds good though!

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>>71140863
I've had chicken thighs marinading in yogurt and a masala spice mix since yesterday, gonna make a banger curry later tonight.

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>>71140903
It's kinda like this except with beans and meat.

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>>71141002
thighs are always nice.

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>>71141038
Oh soupy! Here's how my carbonara turned out, checked for reflection yabs - if I'd known I was going for presentation I would have made it look a little fancier.

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>>71141145
Looks like it turned out great!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIQASAynkFU
konkoyo!

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>>71141207
I booked first class tickets to Konkoyo island!

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>>71141270
yataaa!

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>>71141205
It did. If I had to critique, I used a little too much pecorino.

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OOOOOOOOOH

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Dessert time!

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>>71144930
Have a nice meal!

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>>71140903
>Is this an established thing??
it's as old as all the other jokes on our team, kek
I am a fatass and I got takeout.

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>>71145289
thamk

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nasfa/ck/ revival?

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>>71148525
i'm always down to talk about my cooking

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>>71148525
It was never dead, friend.
You just never talked about cooking.

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I havent had sushi in a long time.

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>>71149311

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Goodnight anons

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>>71150601
gnite cocoposter

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>>71150601
Oyasumi nasai!

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>>71150601
I'm gonna have one more glass of wine before I go down myself. Sleep tight!
>>71149371
I get it semi-frequently, my boss likes one particular place and so it's a frequent lunch destination. He also always tries sushi whenever we travel, but I refuse to eat any if it's not on a coast. Yuck.

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>>71151499
NTA, I’ve never really tried Sushi, now that I have a job maybe I should one day, any recommendations from anons?

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>>71152115
I'm not a sushi snob so I probably can't give good recommendations. I most frequently will get a noodle dish with nigiri on the side, I'm REALLY partial to eel but I think for most people it's an acquired taste, and it has an odd texture. Also it's kinda cheap but I love yellowtail because I watched Zatch Bell as a kid and was obsessed with trying it and ended up liking it. I would start simple with like, a shrimp tempura roll or something with salmon, salmon is safe.

Another option is to see if there's a poke bowl place near you. Poke bowls are sort of in the same family as sushi (though with much less of an art to it, as I understand things) and are delicious and filling and fun.

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>>71152535
Thanks for the suggestions, i’ll look them up

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Bedtime. Goodnight!

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>>71153197
gnite zain

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>>71153197
Oyasuminasai!

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What's /nasfaqg/ been playing recently? Anything fun?

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>>71158146
I'm still playing through Red Dead Redemption 2.

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>>71158146
I need to start TotK

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>>71142981
seiso!

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>>71152115
go to a good all you can eat and try everything

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>>71158146

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>>71163902
good and all you can eat are almost mutually exclusive
>>71152115
go to one with an actual japanese chef. lots of SEA and Koreans run sushi places in burgerland at least.

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>>71153197
A grumpy old fart has alerted me to your presence, fellow Zain! Glad you've stumbled into here, you'll be in good company, even if I don't speak with many here too frequently.
I hope to see you on the polka oshiboard! It'd be nice to have a new neighbor. Rest well man
-ポルカの夫 (also known as zain#2278 on the fan server if you're on there)

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>>71164796
not the Zain,
But I admire Polka's hard work and EverBlue is a banger!

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>>71158146
Recently, Persona 3 Reload, Library of Ruina (and Limbus Company), Monster Hunter Rise, and Deep Rock Galactics

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>>71167074
big fat dividends

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>>71167542
more than a hand full of dividends

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[Anonymous No.]

>week 24! ONE MILLION SHARES DORYAAAA! fes is imminent!! koyo birthday friday! welcome to konkoyo island! 沸く沸くkoyofull dreams! THE DELICIOUS 9 TYPES OF KOYOKOYO CAMPAIGN CONTINIUES! current value: $476,033,444,325.7 current price: $454,713.71 current volume: 1,005,646 last payout per share: $18,411.31 now too is the best time to buy koyolabo! thank you for your continued support! -koyolabo (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ

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I expected that to happen but it still looks ridiculous

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>>71174931
AHHHHH

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Bump

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>>71158146
I've been heavily addicted to FF14

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Good morning!
>>71164796
Hello! I'm in there but I basically never use it. I'll endeavor to get on the oshiboard soon.

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>>71179421
Good morning!

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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,679,518.81.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 19):
>Towa :: $87,062.01 [279.40% over Avg]
>Rikka :: $59,394.63 [210.50% over Avg]
>Pochimaru :: $42,086.70 [134.30% over Avg]
>Hakka :: $15,249.51 [44.40% over Avg]
>Oga :: $10,118.33 [51.48% over Avg]
>Ui :: $9,589.88 [8.65% under Avg]
>Ririka :: $7,918.90 [61.30% over Avg]
>Kanade :: $6,959.81 [17.50% over Avg]
>Risu :: $4,462.41 [45.84% over Avg]
>Mumei :: $4,385.23 [32.75% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 78):
>Kiara :: -$160,974.72 [45.30% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$37,222.46 [26.13% over Avg]
>Kanaeru :: -$34,952.16 [49.23% under Avg]
>Kronii :: -$31,161.41 [8.69% under Avg]
>Roboco :: -$22,451.61 [0.87% over Avg]
>Flare :: -$19,179.26 [55.50% under Avg]
>Nerissa :: -$15,159.89 [20.38% under Avg]
>Subaru :: -$14,778.39 [25.86% under Avg]
>Noel :: -$13,269.78 [25.93% under Avg]
>La+ :: -$13,262.19 [33.54% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Mel :: 67.05%
>Marine :: 25.24%
>Okayu :: 17.31%
>Suisei :: 10.82%
>Baelz :: 9.85%
>Kanaeru :: 9.20%
>AZKi :: 9.08%
>Subaru :: 8.93%
>Calliope :: 7.93%
>Kanata :: 7.89%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,457.49
Average Upward Adjustment is $13,768.54
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,409.98

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, Rushia.
Today's adjustments set an all-time low record for Mel.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and don't forget to start with a good breakfast!

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I hope you're awake, because it's time for another Seiso Market Update.
Don't Buy Towa! Because she mooned.

>"Don't Buy Towa" they said. PFFFT!
>Holostars crack the TOP 10.
>Pochimama still hanging around.
>Chimpkin dips after moon, not buying just yet.
>Meru continues to dip further everyday. Still PUMPING HARD!
>Kobo is a BUY.

Seiso Mutual Funds Update:
>Market is slowly recovering after that hard crash from Marine.
>Cheap funds feel safer to buy right now.
>But it feels like our Red days will last some more...
>Machiroons still feels like a BUY until Marine moons. (Pump & Dump)

Breakfast is just a cereal bar and coffee.
I've been thinking of getting instant oatmeal later.

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>>71183436
>>71181939
so glad i bought towa!

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>>71183436
If you have a rice cooker, real oatmeal isn't more more work than instant and the texture is much better imo. I'd recommend steel-cut oats with dried fruit, cocoa and honey.

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>>71184705
I mostly just want Instant so that I can just make it at work as I cannot wake up early enough to make it at home.

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>>71184813

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I am once again trading in my fund

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>>71184813
try cup noodle! with 9 delicious flavors you cant go wrong!

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>>71184813
Ah, that makes sense... Could also try overnight oats, I love those too and they're perfect for bringing to work. You'd want to use rolled oats for those instead though.

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>>71185055
I have seen the breakfast cup noods before.

>>71185081
I've been wanting to look into overnight oats. I'll have to look into that or buy a cup that has both cereal and milk separated and they combine when you drink.

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I am retarded how do I set stuff up to buy stock in my oshi

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>>71188024
Like for your fund or your own personal coin?

[Anonymous No.]

I can open multiple funds up again? Since when.

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>>71181939
>>71183436
thanks for the reviews

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Lunch time! Today is penne alla vodka prepped last night which is very exciting, along with some steamed broccoli that is less exciting.
>>71185055
Wow what a cute pink woman! I will buy and consume cup noodles IMMEDIATELY!

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I will just be having leftovers for lunch.

For dinner? I'm not sure yet.

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>>71188839
Since never?

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New bet up for HoloFES.
Will there be a new gen teased?

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Back to it! Have a good day!

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>>71191928
Does that also include ALL of the groups under holopro?

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>>71191928
After the success of the Advent teaser I wouldn't be surprised if we got a mysterious one that turned out to be JP7, but I think they'll probably tease another EN concert - whether that's in addition to a new gen or instead of, who's to say?

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>>71188588
My own coin

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>>71190115
No I mean I can open them up to buy shares without having to wait an hour and the site no exploding.

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>>71194550
Oh. You got me excited. Maybe devs figured something out? I stopped opening >1 tab and it's been working peachy for me.

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>>71194507
Go to the market page, on the right magnifying glass click on it, then click on the calendar button near the bottom. This is where the autotrader lives, set trades up in here if you want to buy the same thing, be careful of upping quanities per coin as that has higher tax rates

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Chicken tikka masala and rice for my dinner tonight!

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>>71189670
>>71185328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpAa5ZytTQc
have a useful 3 minute timer!

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last call for todays purchases!-koyolabo

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>>71194550
I can also open multiple tabs and it loads quickly again.

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>>71198679
AHHH DONT OPEN MULTIPLE TABS IT KILLS THE SITE

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we made bump limit again!
thanks for coming!
see you all tommorrow!
today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!

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Home just in time to profess my undying love for Omaru Polka! Spoilered for your safety!

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Thanks for getting us to bump limit everyone! As usual I'll make a thread at tomorrows adjusts unless someone else makes one earlier

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Bump Limit Aka Supa your Oshi!