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Why do people love hagtubers so much?

>> No.70811969

hags need love too

>> No.70812021

>>70811948
I like women

>> No.70812177

>>70811948
hag = lower chance of mainhera mental breakdown.
will appreciate you knowing that their warranty is expiring soon.

>> No.70812197

>>70811948
The extra life experience and biological clock ticking and the fact that they are past their prime and they aren't at the top of their game anymore and certain desires and negative aspects die off as a result molds some great personalities in comparison with younger women. There is a reason why they are the majority age group with female vtubers.

>> No.70812245

>>70811948
More relatable, before internet was the norm anime in the west was like 10 years behind.
Now that social media is the norm, people 5 years younger are comparatively like 200 years different from you

>> No.70812445

>>70811948
Haha are looking to settle down. While the hot 20-something will be out of reach for non-chads, the loose hag can be attracted by financial stability. You have to take what's realistic, and for most people here that's a hag ready to grow roots after experiencing all the dicks she wanted in her youth.

On the bright side this means that you even have a chance with women like Bae, if they are still single after they are done with their fun. Just make sure they do their kegels.

>> No.70812454

>>70811948
Guys just want a woman with a more mature feeling around her.

>> No.70812488

>>70812445
Actual terminal incel brainrot.

>> No.70812508

>>70811948
because i'm not a homosexual or a pedo

>> No.70812539

>>70811948
she's just like me fr

>> No.70812589

>>70811948
there will never be a real ~50yo hagtuber mommy

>> No.70812611

>>70811948
I just like watching chuubas who don't make me feel ancient. That's all there is to it for me personally.

>> No.70812647

>>70811948
Hags are more seasoned and down to earth than uppity zoomie girls. Just look at how entitled and lazy the zoomer holos are compared to the hags who are thankful to have such a good job.

>> No.70812650

I'm above 30

>> No.70812930

>>70812539
That's basically it.
Commonality is the driving force behind all relationships.
I'm not going to feel anything for holoen gen 7 who are all going to be 20s when I'll probably be 37 by then.
And we grew up watching the same things, polemon, yugioh, inuyasha, OG fruit basket, et cetera. Of course I'd rather have conversations with a perceived comrade

>> No.70814288

>>70812647
That's mostly because the hags had real jobs before and the zoomies just fell into streaming right after school.

>> No.70814345

>>70811948
Because I'm 37.

>> No.70814378

>>70812539
This

>> No.70814409
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70814409

Zoomer women are emotionally unstable, annoying and stupid. Hags have a chance to either be toughened up by real life experience and/or be truly mentally ill - which are both massive improvements over any zoomer specimen.

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>>70811948

>> No.70814681

>>70811948
if there's a woman past her 30's who is streaming pretending (or half pretending) to be a goofy retard, then she has to have successfully survived the period of her life in her 20's when young women, whose only experience of the world is through the internet, don't know what the fuck they are doing, fuck up their health (often irreparably) by sitting behind the screen for most of the day, develop anxiety, depression, and myriad of other mental disorders.

>> No.70814765

>>70814681
i can fix them

>> No.70816217

>>70814681
love me unjaded adults

>> No.70817375
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>>70812488
This is literally how the dating dyanmic works, most girls in their 20s ride the cock carousel (mostly top 20% men) until they get kicked off by hitting the wall so they have to lower their standards in order to settle down.
Women who are smart and don't listen to feminist propaganda will settle early with any quality man they can find instead of simply collecting their semen.

>> No.70817573

>>70811948
Compare Laplus vs Mio.
Kobo vs Reine.
Mori vs Ina.

>> No.70817690

>>70814681
>pretending

>> No.70817732

>>70817573
Mori is 1-2 years away from being a hag and the older she got, the more she's settled down. If anything, this just proves the hag theory as accurate.

>> No.70817916

>>70811948
im old
gushing over a 23 year old feels like being a pedo
hags are like fine whiskey
you dont appreciate it until you are a little older yourself

>> No.70817981

>>70817732
Three. She just looks old because of her shitty lifestyle. Funny how Kiara, Ina and the twins who are older than her look much younger.

>> No.70818045

>>70811948
Because they want a girlfriend that acts like she's their mother

>> No.70823113

I want a woman like Houshou Marine, Korone, Miosha, or Takane Lui.
Mainly Marine though, and not just for being a sexy womb. She's witty, funny and a character

>> No.70824911

>>70811948
hags are women
but good

>> No.70827113

>>70818045
this is femcel projection

>> No.70827271

>>70817375
>Source Okcupid
fucking hilarious that THIS is your big statistic

>> No.70827313

>>70811948
I like older women

>> No.70827623

>>70814345
As a 37 year old oji-san, myself, all of these “older” women are still younger than me.

>> No.70827875

>>70811948
Desperate hags taking my young genes by force is fucking hot anon

>> No.70828156

>>70812930
Im in my 20s and like hags
You have to factor that their maturity, femininity, and experience in life make them more attractive
>Verification not required.

>> No.70828666

>>70811948
When appearance is affected only by the model and not age, it probably makes hags much more attractive. Conversation topics, humor, and interests become way more important in the space. Generational and age differences start to matter. More cynically, viewers can’t just mute and ogle a 2D model the same way they can with a flesh streamer/camwhore. The vtuber’s voice, personality, and topic choices become actual filters. There’s also possible fanart/commissions if someone is really into the model.

>> No.70828784

>>70811948
Elder anon here: I am in my late 40s.
The younger vtubers I enjoy (for example, Lia) are kinda like daughters I never had. I get to learn what the kids are up to.
The older vtubers are more directly relatable, though - more commonality of experience.
Ultimately, given that vtubers sever the link between looks and personality, I think the interest in hags highlights the fact that personality is what matters most when choosing to spend extended periods of time with another person.

>> No.70829040

>>70811948
Because women are cute. You can drool over the jailbait and the underage girls pedochan - I like grown women.

>> No.70829082

>>70812177
wait, you're serious? let me laugh even harder

>> No.70829919

>>70811948
1. Over half of anonymous are over the age of 30. They're fine with women their own age.
2. Some of the younger anons like a song woman, a domi-mommy, want to be rescued so they can pretend to dominate her while she brings home the paycheck.

"Hag" as I've come to understand it came from Marine or some other woman worrying about her advancing age. Her worries were about the audience leaving her for another younger talent. But the audience are also aging. Some drift will happen but most people stay with what they have grown to love.
But 30 is still a goalpost number for women, and they'll continue to set that as their graduation date. The day they get serious about finding man to settle down with. So we're trying to keep them with the slogan "The age of 30 is in demand!"

>>70812177
Well, get that out of your head

>> No.70830049

>>70829040
>>underage
>younger than 18
>>hag
>over 30
where do the rest belong in your mind, anon? if you don't want them, I can take 'em off your hand.

>> No.70830110

>>70814409
Just tell us already that you’re over 30+

>> No.70830465

>>70827623
TA: yeah, but 30+ women are the correct kind of "younger than me". zoomer girls are just too uncultured and/or insufferable to be around willingly, even when they are behind a cute girl avatar.

>> No.70830939

>>70829919
>song
*Strong

>> No.70832214

>>70829919
>they can pretend to dominate her while she brings home the paycheck
i want to bring the paycheck while she takes care of our childrenjjpr4s

>> No.70832314

>>70832214
god, im retarded

>> No.70833027

>>70811948
I like them tired. As I myself am very tired.

>> No.70833068

>>70827271
nta but what's your argument?

>> No.70833160

>>70833027
Tired 37 year olds unite.

>> No.70834671

>>70812488
You need to go outside.

>> No.70835480
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70835480

From an old wizard, I just want to wish you all good luck, we’re all counting on you.

>> No.70836447

>>70835480
It's too late for me.

>> No.70836833
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>>70836447
Trust that it is never too late.

>> No.70837073

>>70835480
I'm a 35 year old wizard and the only attention I get is through vtubing, I'm ngmi

>> No.70837130

>>70835480
I'd like to think I made it, but I need to get more money

>> No.70838134

>>70811948
Because they are ugly and smell bad.

>> No.70840220

>>70811969
You're a good person.

>> No.70840267

>>70837073
The way electronic media has ramped up the social disassociation it's becoming more difficult to make connections and keep friends. It's never too late to try though.

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