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MADE FOR BREEDING

>> No.70267446 [DELETED] 

>>70267361
Made for spitroasts by Roberu and Shien

>> No.70267568

>>70267361
I love my idol oshi Baelz Hakos.

>> No.70267581

>>70267446
Yeah, me

>> No.70267627

>>70267446
wow those are my first and middle names what a coincidence

>> No.70267643

>>70267361
Made for being soaked in homo cum more like it

>> No.70267758

>>70267446
Is there ever a moment when you don't think about cocks?

>> No.70267870
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>>70267446

>> No.70267923

>>70267361
Kinda disappointed she's going for the GFE coomer crowd like Gura now. A serious musician like Suisei would never.

>> No.70267941

>>70267361
MATE

>> No.70267946

>>70267361
literally nothing sexual. Do you also get aroused when you go outside and saw some female's behind?

>> No.70267992

>>70267446
This anon is mad that his previous MALE HATE thread got removed by jannies lmao

>> No.70268035

>>70267361
What the fuck man?! She said there was no way she was going to release a daki back in december or new years.

>> No.70268060

>>70267361
a body made for multiple men at once

>> No.70268081

>>70267446
Yeah me! I’m Roberu and Shien!

>> No.70268097

>>70267581
Bae wtf you're supposed to be on stage rn

>> No.70268154

>>70267446
stop it...

>> No.70268195

>>70267946
depends am i in the fake world or the anime world?

>> No.70268276

>>70267361
I'm pretty sure she's MADE FOR REFORMING.

>> No.70268429

>>70267946
>literally nothing sexual
Are you blind?

>> No.70268548

>>70267946
Why are you gay

>> No.70268798
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>>70267446
>getting buttmad over Roberu and Shien of all people
Seriously?

>> No.70269125

>>70268798
he made a joke, seems like its you thats mad

>> No.70269138

>>70267946
you are actually gay, kys faggot

>> No.70269319

>>70267758
Are you kidding? For half the dudes here, the only sexual contact they will ever have in their life, is if they find some cock to suck... that, and somehow ending in jail and selling ass for protection.

>> No.70269333

>>70267946
>this guy isnt constantly walking around at full mast with a raging hardon so sensitive a small breeze will make you erupt cum like mount Vesuvius
Low test anon…

>> No.70269831

This is a shitpost doki... it's hilarious. This is one I would actually like to have, and not be ashamed to own.

>> No.70269944

>>70267446
all me

I am all the homostars

>> No.70270099

Welp first time I bought a complete set. I curious how many postcard she will end up signing.

>> No.70270174

>>70270099
If you're lucky she won't wash her hands between giving Roberu a handy and signing your card!

>> No.70270383

>>70270099
>giving Roberu a handy
Bae wish he gave a fuck about her

>> No.70270407

>>70267446
my name is Roberu Shien how did you know doxxposter

>> No.70270406

>>70267361
cute rrat butt

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>>70267361

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>>70267361

>> No.70270500

>>70267446
She wishes lmao

>> No.70270662

>>70267361
the shorts suck but damn those positions is like she is offering

>> No.70270755
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>>70267946
It costs 69 dollars in the store, anon

>> No.70270784

>>70267361
full size image when?

>> No.70270944

>>70270498
>1510
They're just like us...

>> No.70270959

>>70270498
>Diarrhea: "it's a fart"
>Anus: "okay, go ahead"
what does he do bros?

>> No.70271118

>>70267361
Legs Wide Open, Ass Up, Dick in her Butt

>> No.70271173

>>70270498
>1492
lol. lmao even

>> No.70271375

>>70267446
yeah me and my alter ego

>> No.70271541

>>70267946
I agree these are pretty tame and boring.

>> No.70271723

>>70267361
So what made her decide to release a daki after all?

>> No.70271731

>>70271541
Gay

>> No.70272051

>>70267446
I'm Shien, Roberu Shien. Shaken, not stirred

>> No.70272122

>>70271723
she needed something under her while having sex.

>> No.70272127

>>70267446
yeah, me

>> No.70272215

>>70271723
Money

>> No.70272220

>>70267446
why do unicucks always think about cocks? no one else gave a mention of homos. Rent free unicucks

>> No.70272248

>>70267446
Baefags keep getting cucked.

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>> No.70272295

>>70267361
Those poses... Brats I kneel, she is powerful

>> No.70272301

>>70267946
underage posters that are porn addicts should be executed with their throats slit

>> No.70272302
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>>70267946
Yes.

>> No.70272414

>>70270416
I like the way this artist thinks. Also IRyS would.

>> No.70272443

>>70270498
Even the nips think Roberu is breeding your rat, Brats.

>> No.70272547

>>70270498
>It would be rude not to jerk off like this.
Truly the most polite and cultured people

>> No.70272561

>>70272122
Yeah, with me

>> No.70272656

>>70267946
this is only not sexual if you've never had a gf. This is gfe in its purest form anon, it's personal on a level that is honestly kind of scary.

>> No.70273182

>>70272656
Who would channel their entire energy to their dick all the time? do something productive for once.

>> No.70273201

>>70267946
if i see a level 10 gyatt

>> No.70273259

>>70273182
NTA but him producing cum into a tissue is more productive than you've ever been in your life

>> No.70273287

>>70267946
If it's shapely and erotic then YES

>> No.70273404

>>70273259
Happy for you anon, whatever helps you sleep better.

>> No.70274205

>>70271723
I mean there's only 2 real answers why should would backtrack
1) she wants the money. pretty standard
2) she's pivoting towards more gfe.
>b-b-but's it's ironic
sorry but you can't say a daki isn't pure pandering to losers
Hopefully it's the former and not the latter, I fucking hate gfe panderers

>> No.70274277

>>70267361
is it hard to affix and onahole to a daki? asking for a friend

>> No.70274384

>>70269319
Holy projection, I'm not even going to offer my cock to you, you might accept, whore.

>> No.70274451

She really gets into her own head a lot not to sexualise herself (her model).

>> No.70274518

>>70267946
The Bae daki is tame but is curious how many HoloEN talents are releasing dakis who have previously told fans it was never going to happen. Management has to be asking for this merch during contract negotiations and didn't make any sense that Gura and Ame released them. Ina was extremely clear on not wanting to release a daki and will be extremely suspicious if that changes in May.

>> No.70274663

>>70270498
Never gamble on a fart bro...

>> No.70274856

>>70274205
Probably not 2) since she just performed with Stars in the birthday concert. It could also just be 3) running out of ideas. Fridge magnets is pretty low on the totem pole.

>>70274277
Place a towel on the daki, hole on the towel, and straddle it. It will still move around a bit, but it's stationary enough and stops spills.

>> No.70274980

>>70274856
>Place a towel on the daki
i was thinking more like cutting a hole in the daki and putting an onahole on the inside but i feel like the hole would rip and slowly get bigger

>> No.70274996

>>70274856
contrary to what some people on this board claim, interacting with stars doesn't prevent people from doing gfe because her interactions with them are pretty tame anyway. i forgot option 3 though, could easily be that

>> No.70275112

>>70274518
i didnt even consider that management might be suggesting daki merch. you could be right, especially if they have sales data that shows dakis sell well

>> No.70275167

Cute feet

>> No.70275391

>>70274996
>interacting with stars doesn't prevent people from doing gfe
it prevents me from enjoying it. that's the point

>> No.70275677

>>70274980
Dakis are too expensive to be cutting holes in. Take care of your $70 limited run item.

>>70274996
Sure, but it would absolutely turn off a decent chunk of the GFE crowd. Why would you pull your channel in two different directions like that?

>> No.70276209

>>70267758
Nice projection sis.

>> No.70276340

>>70267946
Remain alive hetero.

>>70268548
>"hurpadurr"
>>70269138
>"derpalurp? hurdur durr..."
kill yourself

>> No.70276357

>>70274205
>>70274856
There’s also 4) there’s no romantic implications, but she gets off to the idea that guys want to stick their dicks in her butt.

>> No.70276818

>>70276340
You are gay

>> No.70276827

>>70267946
What a faggot

>> No.70277112

>>70267361
Guys help me I swore never to buy a daki. My hand is adding it to the cart automatically.

>> No.70277229

>>70267361
I need to have sex with Bae

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>>70267946
you need a certain level of intelligence to appreciate the female form to this extent

>> No.70277447

>>70267361
Bae... you can't stick your ass out like that and expect me not to get a boner...

>> No.70277855

What does it mean if a girl can arouse you unintentionally?

>> No.70278112

Oh no Mating Press bros we got too cocky

>> No.70278123

>>70267361
that pronebone position is probably the hottest daki ive seen

>> No.70278135

>>70267946
Why are you gay

>> No.70278287

>>70267946
The sexi¡iest woman is the one who is confortable enought to show you (to her) the not so good side,

>> No.70278450

I don't get why they'd be against dakis. it's only merch. surely it's better than random trinkets like "membership cards" and acrylic fig no. 11? having a daki doesn't make the content GFE either as Bae certainly is not that. it's just a nice things for fans, no reason to actively be against it.

>> No.70278626

>>70274518
If anything Ina's is just going to be a long takodachi

>> No.70278719

>>70267946
>literally nothing sexual
>tummy
>thighs
>feet
>gyatt
Brother, you might just be gay.

>> No.70278881

>>70278450
am gonna cum tribute to this daki and post it on bae's hashtag

>> No.70279017

>>70267361
MA
TING
PREEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.70279272

>>70278719
>gyatt

>> No.70279291

>>70278450
Most of the girls struggle to accept that they're just pretend (girl)friends for lonely men, and dakis reinforce that fact pretty hard. Imagine getting a degree only to end up as an anime girl that thousands of people jerk off to, probably fucks with their selfworth even if the pay is good.

>> No.70279538

>>70279291
they get pissed if they dreamed you cheated on them, that's pretty normal.

>> No.70280102

>>70267946
Literally the most pornbrained comment I've read here. I assume you can no longer get your dick up unless there are at least two big black cocks railing a woman on the screen.

>> No.70281332

>>70267361
damn i don't even like bae but her model is amazing so this is tempting

>> No.70281553

>>70272301
>t. boomer who can't get his cock up

>> No.70281559

Stop saying mating press, this daki makes it clear what positions she prefers.

>> No.70281603

>>70280102
uh anon, you are the one with always horny switch on.

>> No.70281677

>>70274518
>you can earn THIS amount if you sell dakis
It's just that easy

>> No.70281838

>>70267361
I wanna slap that butt.

>> No.70282198

>>70281603
Yeah, because I don't jack off three times a day, genius. You subhumans on the other hand jack off to increasingly depraved shit constantly and now no longer find normal women arousing or worth talking to, which is why you will die as virgins.

>> No.70282608

>>70282198
is this from your experience?

>> No.70282630

>>70282198
I think you are projecting.

>> No.70282672

>>70280102
>>70282198
kek this is oddly specific

>> No.70282681

>>70281559
omg you're right why didn't i see it sooner!
it's actually a reverse mating press, you fuck her from beneath!

>> No.70282694

>>70279272
Get used to it old man, it's our world now

>> No.70282813

>>70282630
It's a kind of post that no one can come up with except someone who experienced it himself

>> No.70282835

>>70281559
Front is standard missionary, that turns into a mating press really easily.

>> No.70282866

>>70267361
Damn, holostars get to hit that every day

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>>70270498
why are they funnier than us?

>> No.70283040

>>70271723
Maybe she just couldn't think of a better idea.
Could be as simple as that.

What I would have done was come out with an official Hakos Baelz mouse trap, so you can capture her if she were ever to wander into your house or dwelling of choice.

>> No.70283104

>>70267946
Sorry about your low T

>> No.70283224

>>70270498
JPs acting like unicorn protectors for Roberu is great

>> No.70283250

>>70283040
That's the most at the same time cute and absolutely terrible merch idea I have ever heard

>> No.70283255

>>70267923
>gfe coomer crowd by saying gfe is gross
WHY ARE PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD SO FUCKING CRAZY HOLY SHIT

>> No.70283312

>>70282963
Because we're the inferior copy.

>> No.70283484

>>70283104
At least I use mine, the only effect you have with testoterone is balding head at 17 and the rest you flush away alongside with your worthless seed.

>> No.70283488

>>70270498
This kinda sounds like they're making unicorn comments over Roberu but I'm pretty sure that's a bad translation. I want to believe this is the case though because it's way funnier. Also
>1368
I wrote this post

>> No.70283551

>>70283488
They absolutely, 100% are jokingly protecting Roberu from the evil that is women.

>> No.70283561

>>70267361
My wife is so cute

>> No.70283587

>>70283551
Thank you for reaffirming, winning son needs to be protected

>> No.70283727

>>70283484
Keep on coping

>> No.70283866

Bae seems like the kind of girl who's cringe when trying to be sexy and sexy when trying not to be. I unironically think that this was Bae's idea of a completely seiso daki (no way they'll find dishevelled, sleepy Bae in shorts and a t-shirt sexy), which is part of what makes it hot.

>> No.70284129

>>70270416
IRyS struggles picking up 5kilos this is impossible

>> No.70284179

>>70283866
It's the Suisei effect. Some women just have a sexy aura while actively not trying to be sexy like Bae herself is a huge fucking dork and tries to be silly but she ends up being sexy while not trying to sell herself as sexy

>> No.70284573

>>70284179
She's just a common whore, brat. She dances like one too. Roberu should wear protection

>> No.70284623

>>70284573
Careful not to sear your own skin with your seethe schizo

>> No.70284760

>>70267361
I was so distracted by her ass that I didn't even notice that the beegsmol and mr. squeeks are also face down ass up

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>>70270755
Fucking kek

>> No.70285779

>>70267361
I need to buy two, there is no way I won't absolutely destroy one.

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