/shon/

[Anonymous No.]

bride shnidoo edition

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Menhera Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1762611599259377747

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread: >>70236450

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the one called Schnidoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>70257976
thats my bride

[Anonymous No.]

My internet died so guess no movie night for me

[Anonymous No.]

forever

[Anonymous No.]

carrying shondo across the threshold on our honeymoon and smashing her head into the doorframe and dropping her by 'accident'

[Anonymous No.]

>>70258565
This is like my number 1 fear, that I'll somehow pull this out after all and get a home and a job and a wife and immediately swing her into a door frame during a princess carry

[Anonymous No.]

>>70258832
its my number 1 desire

[Anonymous No.]

she really does just base her entire philosophy of life on pop culture she consumed as a teen doesnt she

[Anonymous No.]

she gets so horny during discord watchalongs

[Anonymous No.]

>>70259105
you mean you didnt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70259105
holy shit she's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>70259269
no i base my entire philosophy of life on what shondo wants

[Anonymous No.]

shondo in my arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>70257976
I think Shondo is pretty poggy woggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>70260708
i made this post

[Anonymous No.]

i love shondo a whole lot, i want to give her a big huge and watch shitty teen flicks with her before retiring to the bedroom for unspecified activities

[Anonymous No.]

>>70263033
a huge what?

[Anonymous No.]

uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

shadow...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

do vampires have periods

[Anonymous No.]

I think I can survive like 35 minutes more of this movie before I kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>70264297
i like this image

[Anonymous No.]

i hope this triggers her baby fever

[Anonymous No.]

>shondo cant stop fawning over the fucked up half vampire fetus

[Anonymous No.]

>>70264705
oli, nina and shadowmama will save this marriage for one lucky shogger

[Anonymous No.]

>>70264818
that one shogger? me

[Anonymous No.]

>>70264908
when shondo finally does husband tryouts this thread will suffer 90 percent casualties in the first day, anyone whose twitch username is identifiable will get taken out by deep web assassins

[Anonymous No.]

>>70264908
i made this post

[Anonymous No.]

I already triggered (and cured) her baby fever

[Anonymous No.]

>>70266329
i posted this post

[Anonymous No.]

im just not gonna comment

[Anonymous No.]

this movie sucks ass

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: Do NOT feed the wormfarmers

[Anonymous No.]

i enjoyed that movie, can't wait to watch more teen girl flicks

[Anonymous No.]

orange getting territorial

[Anonymous No.]

what is she drawing? I don't keep up with other vtubers lore

[Anonymous No.]

What is she drawing?

[Anonymous No.]

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT TRANNY, KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off tranny, this is deliberately making fun of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>70270292
mindbroken

[Anonymous No.]

would it be gay if (you) was a hot loli and you had sex.

[Anonymous No.]

i really appreciate these discord hangout streams shondo, it makes me fall in love with you so much more than i already was, it really lets me feel like i am right there with you and i hope you keep doing them

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck. Off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70270824
>girlmaxx
lol

[Anonymous No.]

KK is hecking valid and beautiful you chuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>70270824
KEK, this is so funny

[Anonymous No.]

homosexual activities

[Anonymous No.]

I like how shondo draws feet

[Anonymous No.]

cant wait for that troon to jump headfirst into his work meatgrinder after being ignored for the umpteenth time

[Anonymous No.]

reminder your wife considers transpeople to be hecking valid and also cute and good streamers! so you should be nise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70271272
rent free

[Anonymous No.]

reminder your wife hate trannies and considers them creepy weirdo faggots that are unvalid and also disgusting! so you should too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70271334
that meme doesn't work when you're all bringing up the one troon in the chat in the thread and then being responded to

[Anonymous No.]

My mental image of shondo is like a white Anju Kouzuki but even flatter. ToT

[Anonymous No.]

XHES a le hekin wholesome TRANS QUEEN! Okay BIGOTS! Get over it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70271884
would

[Anonymous No.]

>>70271884
will

[Anonymous No.]

>>70271884
face is too fat

[Anonymous No.]

gonna make shondo into a cute RPG mini boss. what should be her gimmick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272117
inflicts confusion on the players party so they attack each other at random

[Anonymous No.]

>>70271884
this is KK and if you say otherwise youre a hecking bigoted chud

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272117
something about ruining you or brainworms, like maybe a damage over time thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272156
HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272156
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>70271884
i want an oinker...
>>70272156
go to sleep yuropoor

[Anonymous No.]

So.. no i love you? Nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

i was going to shitpost but i stopped myself, you're welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272255
get new material

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna try and be Nise just for you Shonshon

[Anonymous No.]

>>70264351
No, otherwise they will be self-sustainable

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272319
reply to this post with it instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272366
no it was mean and baiting brainworms and I am Nise tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272247
eepy time is in an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272442
that's good shogga i appreciate that Smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272156
no, you're a fat short man who fails at being what you are and at what you try to be. you fucking aberration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272853
say it to them in discord, chud

[Anonymous No.]

How can you anons be so mad after such an amazing day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272991
i'm not mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272958
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I made her laugh a few times today for the first time since the marashon
I feel over the moon. I love her so fucking much bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272991
This day sucked! I had to spend extra 15 minutes with her on the main channel stream because she couldn't finish without organizing the shelves and then I had to watch that whole stupid movie with her and watch her draw after she finished the movie. I hate spending time with my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273264
what a nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

That loli you was a little mean spirited (not that I mind)
I like my wife being a bit unpredictable

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273264
There are unironically shoggers like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273363
How is it mean spirited?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273443
shondo could do literally anything and it will be interpreted as some sort of attack, challenge, mindgame or mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273443
it's emasculating, especially after she complains about us being too gay all the time.
Not saying it needed to be meant that way, but I think she was trying to be a brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273443
>>70273565
nta but i really wanted to hit her and hear her yelps and other various noises for turning me into a little girl but i couldn't so i would say that is a little mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273565
Don't get me wrong, I'm not brainworming about it or anything

[Anonymous No.]

Fellas is it gay to want to be a little girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273766
ask moot

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273766
It is when you are with your little girl wife, otherwise I think you get a pass

[Anonymous No.]

For once it's not me baitposting. I'm completely happy with today as a whole. Hope everyone else is doing as good as your mental illness allows.

[Anonymous No.]

i just think it was a cute and funny little picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>70271884
If this was me I would let all my shoggas have their way with me

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry fellas I don't know how you could possibly interpret the loli lolicon turning you into a cute loli as a bad thing
Imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273878
Kiri get out of the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273878
I would absolutely ravage your (y)unny if Shondo would let me, I mean you would receive the most sinister of strokes. I would pull out though, my seed is for Shondo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273930
her ideal mate is FE (but hopefully unrelated), not a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273930
I like teasing her so I was playing it up in chat but I don't think it's a big deal at all. It was a fun drawing and I'm glad we got to spend a little extra time with her

[Anonymous No.]

was FE bald? this is important for my future

[Anonymous No.]

was that all she got done I didn't watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>70274140
we were all bald once

[Anonymous No.]

I said I would record audio for this, which I did. but then it turned out I messed up the settings and actually recorded through my mic instead of the loopback. So I won't be sharing this one -- sorry,
Another anon in the thread said they would get audio as well, so hopefully they come through,

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273766
i self insert as the loli when i party time

[Anonymous No.]

>>70274172
bro please share your audio with us so i can sync it with my recording and see what you thought was funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>70274172
I have a full recording but as I always say
No I won't upload it

[Anonymous No.]

The loli (me) made me realize that I think she needs to stop referring to us as husbands and instead as life allies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70274448
so true xister

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer life Axis

[Anonymous No.]

>>70274448
this is shondo we'd be the life axis

[Anonymous No.]

hi wifey

[Anonymous No.]

shondo if you dont hate me you'll do heartbeat + singing + affirmations on saturday alongside the trigger words... please shondo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70273855
like this time, my best bait is always accidental.
I was really happy with today too, but noticed that she wasn't super affectionate like a week ago.
I like to follow my wife's mood cycles, but it's hard to talk about (when she isn't all giddy at the peak) because everyone is so sensitive to the shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70275008
Saturday is ear cleaning and nommies and trigger words

[Anonymous No.]

shondo if you love me you will whisper a countdown from 10 to 0 while making clothes rustling noises and breathing heavily

[Anonymous No.]

it really makes me happy when shes watching something and makes comments about how something is baseg in relation to domestic violence and bruises etc
it gives me a smile and makes me giggle just thinking of the look on her face she must have

[Anonymous No.]

>>70275148
okay thanks for confirming you hate me shondo sorry for whatever i did :(

[Anonymous No.]

Lately I've been typing something and she says the exact thing i was about to send in chat, making me delete the post. This happens so often now that I barely get read, but I feel incredibly close with her even if she doesn't know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70275187
count me in too

[Anonymous No.]

>>70271884
Sho is better

[Anonymous No.]

I felt kinda bad when she was talking about BMI etc, that threw the vibe off for me but it got better. I don't like when she is talking about stuff that obviously affects her in a negative way or when she puts herself down directly/indirectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70272853
go easy on lilyhops

[Anonymous No.]

** being shorter than shondo is very funny to me

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up and im about to head into work, anyone that can give me a qrd of the watch along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276125
we watched a movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>70275929
I said something about Bella needing to put on some weight as a joke and then realized how it might have looked. Felt really bad after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276125
she trolled us a bit: >>70271884

[Anonymous No.]

>>70275929
i wish she would tell off the shoggas concernfagging and telling her to eat. they're not helping

[Anonymous No.]

the smell of shondos home cooking (she learned from FE), her naked apron, running your fingers along her shoulder blades and spinal vertebrae, kissing the back of her neck

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276208
I am unsure how to feel about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>70275929
I dunno, I find that stuff interesting, and she has a lot of knowledge and unique experience to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276304
baseg

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276213
it does get a little excessive sometimes but i agree with them that if she had a regular diet she would be so much better off so i understand why they say it so much
>>70276326
sure its interesting but i cant help but see the direct implication of the knowledge given her situation which makes me feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

My sub expires in a few hours so it's time to call it quits. If you love Shondo take care of her bros, sadly after doing my reps I don't believe a word she says about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276404
you've tried this one like 4 times already

[Anonymous No.]

syadouYay in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276511
after you

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276502
I'm not your thread boogeymen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276213
and laughing at and reinforcing her eating disorder is? everyone is retarded when it comes to this topic, nobody knows how to approach it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276610
>and laughing at and reinforcing her eating disorder is?
i dont think this happens very often but its better to just drop the subject altogether i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276404
ok, cool. There are far less graceful ways to exit -- all the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276654
What are we supposed to say? I'm considering spamming "..." every time Shondo brings it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276610
you can just trust her to set the boundaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276751
>boundaries
Setting boundaries would be not half-way telling us all this personal shit and medical history. Either tell us or don't Shondo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276751
its not about boundaries its objectively a detriment to her health

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276710
i just dont say anything and if i did i would just syadouHappynod, unironically its something that only people actually physically present in her life should approach. i might respond to a post about it if someone brings it up /here/ but i doubt she would read it and even if she did theres 0% chance anything here affects her unless it gets consistently spammed thread after thread after thread

[Anonymous No.]

I regret bringing it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276839
>detriment to her health
Hey anon this site is a detriment to your mental health. Are you gonna stop coming /here/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276839
If this was about me, I'd tell you to fuck off, that I can handle my own health, and If I need help I'll ask for it.
Not sure why she would be too different there.

[Anonymous No.]

If shondo talks about something and I don't have anything to add I'm just going to shut up, and that's what I do with the topic of her ed, with the exception of "Erm that's probably not [...]" every now and again

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276966
you aren't in a fictitious and strange internet marriage with him though, its natural to be concerned about people and moreso to be concerned about someone who you love

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276941
i'm the most mentally stable person in this community
>>70276966
you are actually so fucking stupid its unreal. most people with eating disorders insist they're fine with what they're doing thats one of the main problems with it. this isnt even getting into all the examples of her either putting off health related stuff for months on end or not taking care of it at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277266 (me)
also this >>70277142
fuck me for caring about her i guess kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277266
I believe that other people are capable making decisions for themselves. I see that I might be stupid thinking that about you, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277519
its an eating disorder this isnt a conscious decision its a part of her mental issues you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

to be fair, she does have giga thunder thighs so she can afford to lose a little bit of weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277519
most sane shogger
>see someone about to jump off a bridge
>"people can make decisions for themselves"
>keeps walking
>refuses to elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277573
bullshit, just fucking eat lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277573
Everything is a conscious decision, you fool
What kind of imbecile would give up their own agency?
She is in a healthier place right now, ultimately because she brought herself there.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry for ruining this thread by bringing this topic up.

[Anonymous No.]

how can anyone compete with giru? he could win at any moment
>>70277672
you are incredibly stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277689
eh, it's been worse

[Anonymous No.]

so I figure she did say something important again

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277772
No, we're just arguing about nothing (unironically)

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277672
its not that simple at all but sure whatever you say you drooling spastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277772
not really she just commented on BMI for minute or so in relation to the movie because the vampire child was making bella look like mrs skeltal

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277607
I actually see nothing wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70277732
he fixed it

[Anonymous No.]

oh she was drawing something about soya I realized only now

[Anonymous No.]

Did anything cool happen, my internet was down

[Anonymous No.]

>>70278734
yeah, fits in the context of trying not to draw it too loli as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>70278734
It was kinda funny how long it took a lot of you guys to realize that
I'll attribute it to twilight brainrot

[Anonymous No.]

>>70278859
>>70271884

[Anonymous No.]

>>70278859
no

[Anonymous No.]

>don't worry guis, these watchalongs don't be anything special and you're not missing out on anything by not being here
>names them like dates every time
haha... yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70280180
why wouldnt they be special, its time spent with her

[Anonymous No.]

I love my gold digger of a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>70280269
it's a quote from her, i didn't say it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70280384
you need to stop saying this

[Anonymous No.]

>>70280384
you need to keep saying this

[Anonymous No.]

she was gold digging hard on stream today, she should play recettear

[Anonymous No.]

>>70280604
she should play space warlord organ trading simulator

[Anonymous No.]

>>70281230
i dont think she would like starsector

[Anonymous No.]

>>70280604
Why is it that recettear is the only good shop management game

[Anonymous No.]

she's so fucking horny for big vampire dick

[Anonymous No.]

Realising that you really are in love with her hurts when you also realise she doesn't love you back and you can never hold her in your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

shondo in the doorway leaning against the frame, barefoot in black denim jeans, no top, spike collar and her cute gloves

[Anonymous No.]

disappointed in you guys
none of you even commented on shondo solely talking about sex for the first half of the movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276966
>>70277519
>that I can handle my own health
X
>I believe that other people are capable making decisions for themselves
They aren't, most americans are obese and costing me money. Your freedom stops when I have to pay for your mistakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70283041
Not all of us are coomers. Sometimes she's cute when the subject of sex comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70284351
you haven't watched the watchalong if you're saying that

[Anonymous No.]

>>70271884
Finally some representation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70284441
I'm not watching Twilight for anyone, I thought you meant normal streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70284519
hey rimaeri, please do more asmr streams, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>70284595
Representation for gender nonconforming folk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70276511

[Anonymous No.]

Out of context
A girl I know's opinion on the matter
She does nothing and thinks it's your fault because you don't solve the problem for her
So she's not going to solve it herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>70284946
>She does nothing and thinks it's your fault
This makes sense considering female nature, the sad part is that (You) literally can't solve it since you don't live under the same roof but still get resented for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>rrat: the real reason Shondo drew loli YOU was so she doesn't have to picture male faggots every time discorders and offline guys act gay
It's just Shondo's homophobic nature compliment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70285152
ok, I kind of like this reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>70285204
>2nd rrat: she's a lesbian

[Anonymous No.]

She drew USA chat like that because you whiny little faggots just like little girls. It's a call to muscular EU lords to fuck them in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70285389
i wouldn't touch an ameriKKKan shondophrenic with a ten foot pole

[Anonymous No.]

>>70280180
If youre not in the cabal it doesnt feel special. You just watch shitty movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>70285389
>eurofags were the gayposters
evertim

[Anonymous No.]

>>70285956
Your wife is a british lesbian

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who mutes the stream when Shondo does cringe stuff like this? I understand that for most affection-deprived men any microgram of affection from a woman is good enough but I have some pride left, I don't want to be treated like a dog by the gender I consider inferior. You can tell that she was never in a real relationship if her idea of physical intimacy is petting her man as if he's Otis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQtSCLeN87E

[Anonymous No.]

repetitions

[Anonymous No.]

>>70286006
If I don't mute it, I tune it out. Not something I want either.
To be fair she gets a good reaction to it, so I can see why she continues

[Anonymous No.]

>>70286006
its ryona baiting, but it doesnt work because I cant crush her skull through my screen

[Anonymous No.]

guess we have an excuse to beat our wife
https://files.catbox.moe/p5bb5b.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>70286237
>but it doesnt work
Nothing works if you think about it, the brat act doesn't work because you can't even slap Shondo playfully, all the GFE baiting doesn't work because she doesn't do any sex rp, the wife thing doesn't work since she won't do cooking streams and Shadowmama exposed the fact that she doesn't do her chores like a good wife..etc. Shondo should honestly just focus on gaming and drop everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70286644
I will lmao if she wakes up and reads the book before stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70257976
she would be perfect if she did meth

[Anonymous No.]

>>70285300
>>70286002
bisexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>70286644
shes going to read it today

[Anonymous No.]

>>70286741
it all works and i think too much

[Anonymous No.]

Post the vods here
I'm not joining the gaycord dicksword

[Anonymous No.]

Loli (You) is for faggots and for shondo to grope and molest
Sho is for straight men

[Anonymous No.]

She created loli (you) to cure the gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>70288396
Sucks to be you.

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo should enable TITS so we can throw things at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>70288720
I'd agree if it's limited to hearts and fists

[Anonymous No.]

>>70288595
That's gay
Loli you is still you
It means someone will have to take it up the ass or (y)unny, which makes the loli you either a whore or gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>70278272
God fucking damn it giru

[Anonymous No.]

>>70285300
>>70286002
>>70287948
>lesbian
>bisexual
Female sexuality is a joke you morons so there's no need to use labels, I mean all a lesbian has to do to be straight is lay there and take it from a man which isn't hard to do since they fuck each other with dick-shaped objects anyways.
>inb4 she won't orgasm
Over 40% of straight women don't climax regularly from sleeping with men because klub Chads don't care enough to please them in bed. Only male sexuality matters, a homosexual man will experience severe erectile dysfunction if he tries to bang a chick. He'll struggle to keep his PP up long enough to do the deed. It's still possible for him to pass as straight but very difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>they’re soulmates
>she was born with a titanium vagina
That was such a good one I laughed until I wheezed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got an update on that shondo gooner larp twitter account?

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of question is that?
I doubt anyone is keeping tabs on that

[Anonymous No.]

Saw this on twitter and thought about shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>70289512
Shondo's been to busy to update that alt.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70289853
She isn't, that AI was clearly based on 2022 Shondo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70289853
Ray... You said you'll stop coming here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70289900
the good old days

[Anonymous No.]

Is yesterday's zatsu worth watching? I was busy playing with my friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>70290243
The vibe was off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70290243
It was very fun, more baseg FE and also FE cinderella story line

[Anonymous No.]

>>70290534
>fun
We gossiped about her aunts like a bunch of women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70290624
I like hearing her tell stories

[Anonymous No.]

Women are very quick to "bond" based on their interests. So she probably counts us as women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70289831
feral

[Anonymous No.]

>>70287615
Why is that so hot?

[Anonymous No.]

shondo staring at your morning wood, shouting that youre a pervert and trying to make fun of you but you see her keep glancing down and later you cant find your tape measure

[Anonymous No.]

>>70290928
Nuh uh, Shondo had to groom us to be into the same things as her but that won't stop her from insulting us. It reminds me of that one story reddit story
>woman really wanted to peg her bf
>she tried to convince him for months to do it
>he gave in after 6 months of saying no
>it was a pain in the ass (pun intended) and he couldn't even cum
>fastforward to their first serious argument as a couple
>the woman calls him a sissy faggot who enjoys taking it up the ass
That's Shondo in a nutshell, she tells us to do gay shit like moisturize our skin and then calls us gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70289831
whenever I see things like that I can only think of Shondo. God I love this girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>70291352
>groomed into being into the same thing
speak for yourself shogga i was into most of this shit before i knew she existed

[Anonymous No.]

>>70291406
You were into art, baking, mentally ill woman music, ASMR and gore before you've discovered her? Shogga you a gay liberal.

[Anonymous No.]

Newfag here currently doing reps, are there any vods in particular where Shondo goes more in depth about her mental health struggles when she was younger?

I know she said during the stream yesterday that she started displaying symptoms of Schizotypal Disorder much younger than usual, which would explain why she dropped out of school so young, so I’m super interested if she’s talked about that time in her life in detail

I can completely understand if people don’t want to spoonfeed, no hard feelings at all

Hope you all enjoyed the movie last night, looking forward to Dark Souls today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70291542
not baking and not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>70291668
She doesn’t have schizotypal disorder newchama. Listen to her holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70291680
>not gay
If I believe you then that still makes you a girly straight dude, you're not very masculine. Shondo would have no interest in you just like she'd have no interest in all the shoggers she groomed to be like her. What Shondo did is like telling fat women they're beautiful, you're setting them up for failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70291916
ok shondo we'll see how girly i am when i'm holding your throat in my hand and beating you senseless

[Anonymous No.]

>>70292021
I'm not Shondo and you won't do shit girly boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70292091
i don't know what to tell you then, i make my interests well known to her and i'm still a top tier favorite. maybe her problem is with the "men" who have to fake being interested in her or that let her groom them.

[Anonymous No.]

please go be gay in offline chat or discord before I send bapy after you

[Anonymous No.]

>>70292302
>and i'm still a top tier favorite
If you're a favourite she probably thinks of you as a female friend not a man, at least that's how she treats that Dewd fella. He's the quirky gay best friend who may or may not be into kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70292369
i'm not scared of him Scared
>>70292423
>probably thinks of you as a female friend
i must be the exception because that's not how she treats me ;)
and be nise to dewd he's got it rough being a pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>70292678
>>70292423
I'd let dewd date my 12 yo daughter, he seems like a chill guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you guys never anti me

[Anonymous No.]

>>70292995
you're not enough fun

[Anonymous No.]

>Shondo called Edward gay for not wanting to sleep with his wife every day
I'm watching the vod right now and I swear she's such a coomerbrain sometimes, she thinks like a teenage boy. As an adult man I don't need sex more than once a week, in fact for most married couples sex dwindles down to once a week after a few months and eventually to once every holiday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70293180
her idea of male sexuality is from virgin coombrains please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>70293223
She has half a dozen sexually experienced female friends she could ask, yet she talks about sex with her virgin fans. Weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70293180
That's because theyre/you're old. They're teenagers who wanted each other like crazy and were just exploring sex for the first time. Of course it's weird Edward the Man Sucker ducked her the whole vacation while she cried in bed dreaming of getting railed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70293311
Olivia would literally have sex every second of every day if her man could keep up with her. That's her stated reason her past relationships didn't work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70293823
I'm 27.
>>70293874
>every second of every day
So Ollivia's a nymphomaniac? I'm calling it now, she'll die a cat lady with a body count in the low hundreds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70294166
Her brothers are the only thing holding her back from fucking all her fans and she's a 4view

[Anonymous No.]

>>70294166
You only have a few more years before death then. Make the most of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>70294595
You joke but I'm exiting at 29.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70293180
i'd sexpest shondo 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>70294788
That's because you're most likely a virgin who was never in a long term relationship. You discovered Shondo because uooooh cunny, I discovered her because baseg girl bullied by twitter trannies. We are not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70294949
yeah you are much worse than a coomer. Good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>70294949
>bragging about finding her because she's le ebin baseg girl
hilarious post

[Anonymous No.]

I promised last night I would be Nise but you retards don't make it easy

[Anonymous No.]

Any girl, sooner or later, becomes a bitch if she's allowed.
Literally every girl, from relatives to random people in my life, almost every second of the day was trying to find out how much of a bitch she could be. Sometimes it came down to the most fucked up situations that I wouldn't have believed myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70295799
tabs
r9k is two boards down

[Anonymous No.]

I left after a few minutes so I could sleep for work but I still feel like shit for missing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70295906
good, that's her plan

[Anonymous No.]

>marry a vampire
>bed shattering baby making sex
>get pregernant
>demon vampire baby literally kills you from the inside
>get turned into a vampire yourself, brought back from the dead
>after all that you name the baby Renesmee
What the fuck is Bella’s problem.
Is the baby half vampire half person? So the werewolf’s baby wife is a vampire? How does she stop aging?

[Anonymous No.]

Is that a spoiler
Scared is there sex in the vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>70295899
fuck you leatherhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>70274172
There's an audio recording up now

[Anonymous No.]

>>70296148
Lots of sex talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>70296519
timestamps pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>70296519
So no sex scenes? I can somewhat handle sex talk, but not sex scenes
Never seen twilight before to know

[Anonymous No.]

Next time someone should record only Shondo without the movie sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>70297266
yes sex scenes. are you meming though, its a pg13 teen flick

[Anonymous No.]

>>70297266
its both

[Anonymous No.]

That was a really funny movie
>Bella noooooo!!!! He's going to kill you with his massive ice cold sparkling vampire cock!!! Nooooo!!!!!
The imprinting thing is cool but it's better in theory than in practice.
>furry nigga unlocks like blood memories and the future at the same time.
>Sees their souls intertwined or whatever.
>They're literally soul mates
>Runs through the entire course of the relationship in a matter of seconds, all of the love, fights everything
>snap back into reality
>I am utterly in love with that baby
There's no good way to phrase it so that it's not creepy. Even if you say he's "in love with the woman she'll become" that's still some fucked up paedo groomer shit man idk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70297320
I did

[Anonymous No.]

>>70295906
You missed nothing other than the trans (You) mascot.

[Anonymous No.]

I need fan art of loli you getting dicked down by regular you more than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>70297685
>KK fanart
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>70297320
I swear she sounds extra cute through Discord

[Anonymous No.]

>>70297346
Oh I didn't know, that's good
Not memeing
>>70297685
Would that be selfcest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70292302
syadouYay in chat

[Anonymous No.]

Conceptualize putting a void person baby into Shondo. Everything is going smoothly. You've decided wait until delivery to find out the gender. She can feel the movements within her tummy. Oh they're feisty, I just felt a kick. More time passes and the movements get more frequent, more violent. Shondo tells you something wrong, wincing in pain and out of breath. You can see the skin pulled taught and the movement underneath. Her womb being worn down, stretching to it's limit. The skin begins to break and bleed. The baby is throwing haymakers like Tyson, punching it's way out of Shondo's flesh cage. She screams out in pain as a fist breaches the skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70291110
>why is that hot
Imagine blowing your load so many times nothing but powdered milk comes out while a tiny loli is holding a knife to your throat telling you to stay hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70298294
>Conceptualize putting a void person baby into Shondo
I'd never impregnate Shondo. Her genes are cursed, she described her whole family as being mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70298239
you first

[Anonymous No.]

>>70298679
yeah but also hot

[Anonymous No.]

>both critters here today so i need to be SUPER DUPER EXTRA quiet you guys. my mic is literally touching my lips
>talks like normal, sings and laughs loudly during the movie
>not a singular peep from either of the critters

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299064
She has her own room dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299064
one of them said cow

[Anonymous No.]

mooo

[Anonymous No.]

Fellas is it gay to enjoy watching teen fantasy romance movies with your wife because I’ve had a lot of fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>70294949
the transies hate shondo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70298679
fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299152
bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299152
no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299426
Okay, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70275935
please leave

[Anonymous No.]

she has shondominated my mind, my head is nothing but thoughts of her and what could be

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299503
y r u gae

[Anonymous No.]

what if shondo successfully bought the house and has her own room now, but shes hiding it from us because she wants to have the big BTS goal of saving for the fambly house

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299159
>>70299302
Did this really happen
Can a mod/admin please answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299656
>what if
haha... that would be crazy anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>70293180
she is asexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299680
no but one of them made an otter reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299788
She isn't, do more reps, but what does that have to do with anything? My point was that she thinks like a coomer teenage boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299656
why would buying the house get her her own room? the number of rooms doesnt change

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299969
watch the subathon before posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299936
she doesnt think about weird stuff at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299656
She wouldn't have enough money.
Especially judging by her spending habits.
Unless she got a lot of unannounced donations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299993
no

[Anonymous No.]

I spoon
the plan was to convert the garage into a spare room just for Shadow

[Anonymous No.]

She should just put the house on throne

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300018
Do more reps, almost every stream she displays signs that she's a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo is MY weird guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300110
she cant buy an attachment for her bathtub without her dysfunctional family having a meltie how is she going to do a garage conversion

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300145
trust your wife and what she says.

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo, classic alt stream when?
Please

[Anonymous No.]

shondo, rrk handcam livedrawing stream when

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300307
What do you mean? She's a girl too ladylike to say that she's going to take a piss. Why would she admit to flicking her bean to weird fetish shit? She clearly has a violence fetish, lactation fetish, furry fetish, loli fetish and God knows what else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300364
never happening again

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300364
You will join enjoy discord and forget about intimacy. Shondo has "evolved" past that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70299064
Her sister audibly talked in her sleep retardchama, she fucking mooed. I think she was heard stretching/turning over at one point too

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300689
>audibly talked in her sleep retardchama
When did she talk in her sleep? Months ago on a shadowchama stream? Last year? I think you're the retardchama here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300542
she doesn't masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300747
Last fucking night you fucking sperg. Her sister mooed and Shondo laughed about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300678
intimacy is for the inner inner inner inner circle only now

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300754
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300754
>nu uh
Fuck off Shondo, you're not changing my mind this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300747
So you’re shitposting about the watchalong and you weren’t even there? She made cow noises in her sleep. It was audible and Shondo was talking and laughing over it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300846
>>70300788
>just trust me bro
Kys you're not baiting me into watching a 3 hours twilight movie.

[Anonymous No.]

No but why did she moo in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

when the critter makes oinking noises i will quite literally die

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300816
>>70300814
trust your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll bake

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300907
So you just want shitty bait and weren’t there when it was refuted, and refuse to believe anything that doesn’t fit your narrative. Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300940
I trust that she has her reasons for fibbing and contradicting herself over and over again. I don't resent her for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300979
please dont

[Anonymous No.]

moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300907
Literally just search moo or cow in the movie channel, a lot of people commented on it when it happened. Like come on anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300846
should be trivial for you to give a timestamp then? oh wait, it never happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>70300987
>>70301059
Have one final (You) from me.

[Anonymous No.]

if she really has a new house when did she move?

[Anonymous No.]

>there is a nonzero chance shondo has read your ryonachad posts and done weird stuff afterwards thinking about it
howfeel shoggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301101
the concert was a psyop

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301140
she was only gone for a few days and we have proof of her being at the concert
next rrat please

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301069
How do I timestamp something without a vod. Literally search moo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301179
You're being baited, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Olivia gave her a magic wand, it's all gonna work out in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301168
>proof
;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301101
A random Shadow weekend, preferably one with 3 days due to not feeling well.

[Anonymous No.]

last for my tongue deep in shondo's pussy

[Anonymous No.]

isnt she getting kicked out this year anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop falling for the simplest of baits

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301288
She doesn't act like she's about to be homeless so she must've already moved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301288
last for shondo's soft, slightly moist, stinky little feet

[Anonymous No.]

why would she be getting kicked out of a house she ownz

[Anonymous No.]

last for i love fallenshadow and the talented and gorgeous actress who portrays her

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE'S THE BREAD, BAKER

[Anonymous No.]

Still baking

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301288
She never said that no matter how hard you keep trying to push it, she's said she has worries about her landlord wanting to kick them out and sell the house since he promised her FE he could always live there forever but the guy's gone now and the landlord has tried to sell before. She's never implied she's getting kicked out or the landlord has mentioned it and she's said if they did she is financially stable enough for them to be fine for a while in a hotel or wherever if need be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301437
Yeah, I seem to remember her saying that she'll let us know if she's in dire need of money and that was like mid 2023.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry shondo, i don't have a big enough house for all of your family
I'll work hard to get a bigger house than what I own now

[Anonymous No.]

last for shondo in tshirt, no bottoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301437
it's very unfortunate for liars like you that orange's timestamps are a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>70301622
last for I need more of this

[Anonymous No.]

last for my eternal and undying love for shondo

[Anonymous No.]

Hopefully i make it out the bathroom in time for stream

[Anonymous No.]

last for grabbing hold of shondos snappable wrists and leading her around

[Anonymous No.]

last for longest page 11 in human history

[Anonymous No.]

/shon/ will never die

[Anonymous No.]

Last for Nitter shutting down was the worst thing to happen to my reps' progress