The Shiori Novella - Chapter 8, Page 686

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Don't be self-conscious, if I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it.

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>>70180834

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SHE STILL LOVES ME

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WHO TEAM BATMAN HERE

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAxzMvKtwI4


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Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A

I'm Terry-fied Now【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s5fTJXNL9I&t=5093s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

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GUYS THE DOWNLOAD I HAVE AND THE COPY THEY ARE WATCHING ARE 7 SECONDS OFF WTF DO I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

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Me personally I'm team Edward.

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Shiorin cute~

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I'm not watching the movie.

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BATMAN SUCKS. WE JOKER GANG HERE.

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EATING BROS, WE WON

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>>70180938
Skill issue
I just google it and found the right version

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first of 2024 you ready bros?

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>>70180933
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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Snowed In【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovella
Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A

I'm Terry-fied Now【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s5fTJXNL9I&t=5093s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

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>>70180933
>>70181142

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I'll pray for forgiviness for your souls.

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>>70181276
she shouldn't be this happy watching twilight...

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buffering like shit

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>>70181430
same here, two times

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Does anyone else find the sound of Shiori eating slightly erotic?

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SHE'S SO TRAUMATIZED BY HER PARENTS

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Not the haircut...

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>>70181430
Same

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>>70181479
yes

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SHIORI A CUTE

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I'm now 20 seconds ahead.

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hiya

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A whole minute ahead.

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welp, guess ill skip this

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Stream desyncing like crazy.

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Rissa, fix your fucking internet or I'll rape you.

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Rissa fix your internet or I won't rape you

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This is fucking stupid

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Shiori prefers men with short hair...

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It's a good thing Shiori decided to do a solo stream before this.

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Well at least she is aware

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>>70181759
Mating press.

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>>70181932
Why would men have long hair?

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>>70181962
Dumb bitch, she should pause. This isn't a watchalong when I'm two fucking minutes ahead

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>>70181979
getting tired of getting the same haircut and saving money

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>>70181759
PLAP

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>>70181759
cums inside

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god, i love alice

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For me, it's Carlisle

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ENTER

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Yeah fuck this. Fuck that Nerissa whore. At least pause the stream and try fix shit you dumb bitch.

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>>70181759
rape correction NOW

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She reeks.

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holy king crimson, I can't even hear whole sentences

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I do not envy archive anon right now.

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has Shiori ever mentioned this before?

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>>70182465
Why?

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God Shiori is so cute

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>>70182522
Try clipping whatever the fuck this is.

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>popcorn with a spoon
This lag is making me miss VITAL INFORMATION

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She eats popcorn with a spoon...

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shiori is so efficient

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>dies again
mercy kill this watch-a-long...

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>>70182566
I don't do collabs on other channels unless there's an explicit request.

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your timer is fucked Rissa

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>>70182691
Can I request the spoon tangent?

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homework is for FAGS

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>>70182763
I will try my best, if the vod survives.

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Shiori is cute the way she's just munching

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>>70182826
Thanks in advance (if possible).

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My lord, i didn't know that this movie was so bad

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>Still lagging
>Can't even try to sync because the clock is wrong
Come the fuck on

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>>70182930
it's around 17:20

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I give up

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>>70183028
She fixed it now, thankfully.

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>>70182906
It was made for femcels

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>>70182906
this is one of those movies so bad it's good

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SHIORI

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SHIORI?

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Classic.

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Shiori...
Shiori please...
SHIORI PLEASE

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she must be horny don't worry I'll fix her

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Shiori is starting to relate to Bella a bit

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Iofi is pretty cute too. I like her voice

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I always wondered how the vampire's dicks worked. Is he ROCK HARD all the time?

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Twilight is the best comedy

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>>70183243
She is self-inserting and falling for Edward as we speak

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>>70183261
she's a good girl, also extremely horny

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>>70183280
Well she was literally made to be a bland self-insert.

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>>70183345
so like the rest of ID

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God I hate this movie so much I can't deal with the cring

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I know it's laggy and they've paused. But how has it only been 200 minutes?

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>>70183452
I wish it's been 200 minutes. This is a fucking drag.

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>>70183345
So like all of ID

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If this was an otome game, I'd the Carlisle route.

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Sniffing Shiori's pheremones would make you horny

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>>70183452
(me) I meant 20.

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Does Shark Boy make an appearance in this movie?

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This may be one of the straightest streams HoloEN has done and I don't like it.

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based Edward gaslighting Bella

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would you run at the speed of light and tap into the speed force to save Shiori from a car?

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This acting is awful

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This is basically happy hour for Shiori. She's here for the food. Except it's her buying the food and not Rissa, so it's not like happy hour

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Shiori just wants a simple boy who wants to talk about video games. I'm so in.

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I can't wait until Shiori rips into things

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>>70183650
awkward

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>>70183628
Would you stand in the corner watching Shiori sleep?

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>>70183699
Yeah, with me.

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>>70183750
fuck yes

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Mike...

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>>70183513
>>70183417
No

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Mike be like pussy is pussy

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>rejected by the girl he wanted to go to prom with
he's just like me frfr

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>>70183699
uuuh hey you like Guitar Hero?

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Shiori's getting wet

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GOOGLE IT

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>>70183699
>ywn talk to Shiori about the FE girls you beat off to between her describing her yume fantasies

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>>70183628
Yeah but after that im going back in time to the 80s and nailing hot goth girls while investing in computer companies

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>>70183822
don't make me horny for another autist right now

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Why are Bella suddenly being so melodramatic?

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what is this fucking dialog? kek

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>>70183998
She has to reflect the typical attitude of the target audience, anon.

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>>70183998
She clearly has to fart and the tension is getting to her

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This is fucking awful

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Rissa has watched this slop HOW MANY times this year, how many did she say?

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Oh good god and it gets worse from here

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>>70184161
Twilight is a white woman's harem anime.

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>>70184027
I'm extremely autistic and even I can tell how fucking awkward it is

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You can find Bella's naked boobies and vagoo online

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I cantg watch Twilight because I was one of those 90s kids who actually play Vampire the Masquerade. While that usually attracts theater kids looking to LARP out their soul crushing Ennui I played with dudebros who wanted to be awesome vampires going around on motorcycles with trenchcoats barely concealing their shotguns and katanasflipping the middle finger to the MAN and I cant help but imagine my bros killing these assholes for Masqurade violations and general douchebaggery

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Why did Shiori have to have the furry movie on her channel...

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Is Bella a mouthbreather?

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This should of been a Blade watchalong.

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if the Cullens were around for a long time why wouldn't someone notice them?

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This should have been an Underworld watchalong

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Do you think shiori is secretly enjoying this?

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>>70184480
They moved to Alaska remember.

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>>70184499
Yes

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BOOBA

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women be shoppin'!!!

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BELLA

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Shiori didn't go to prom

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>>70184499
She's making her own version of the movie on her head. And will share it with us on Friday.

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friendly reminder Shiori can't watch romance without self-inserting

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>>70184462
>>70184495
This should've been a 30 Days of Night watcha long

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>>70184618
Yes she did

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>>70184618
Didn't she have a video of her talking about going to prom?

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>>70184640
this should have been a Blacula watch along

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>>70184618
Yes she did. She brought a Switch; And we'll forever have people discussing her actual age because of it.

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>>70183822
Ela is the horniest ID, I will not hear any evidence to the contrary

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Next watchalong with Nerissa will be 50 Shades of Grey

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ENTER RAPEMEN

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>>70184676
>Im gonna turn this roller disco into a hockey ring!
>DONT'CHU YOU MEAN A HONKEY RING!

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>>70184701
proof this thread?

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>>70184618
She did, she went with friends and said a kid brought a switch but I feel like she said that to throw us off about her age

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Shiori just came

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>>70184783
>I feel like she said that to throw us off about her age
That's such a random thing. I doubt she really had a reason to do that.

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>>70184768

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They were about to go 5 on 1 on this bitch?!

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going to mcdonalds with Shiorin!

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>>70184891
yes

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>>70184910
Taking Shiori to McDonalds to get an employee discount!

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Oh good god there's four more movies

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Do you think vampires rape their victims before killing them?

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I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE MEAL SHIORI

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>>70184499
She is locked in

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>>70184910
feeding Shiori a burger

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based Bella no thinking

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HOLY SHIT

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>>70184910
Sweet is that one gorrilla still selling asacoco in the parking lot?

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AIEEEEEEEEEE HAND CONTACT

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DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY CRINGE INHIBITORS.

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See, this is why you need guns. To fend off thr 50-100 wild boars. Gobless America.

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no one thinks that the Cullens are suspiciously pale?

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>>70185195
Do you see the color palette of this movie? Shit's dreary as fuck, ain't nobody getting a tan down there.

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>>70185165
in Texas you'd be doing a civil service

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Is the setting supposed to be in Washington State?

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>>70185347
Yeah

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SEXO

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>>70185347
yes

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>>70185347
Forks, Washington to be exact.

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Give Shiori free food and she will let you fuck her

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>>70184968
Oh god no. You stop caring about sex pretty fast. Feeding on blood is like super-heroin and all that other shit falls into the background plus the longer you are around the less you care about all that. Honestly all you start to care about is staying alive your stock portfollio and whatever hobbies you got attatched too over time. For instance theres one guy that started a cult back in the late 1800s just so he could have them breed control every aspect of their lives and adjust the taste of their blood to his liking. Great stuff high quality and good way to get small favors and a good rep

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A FUCKING MONKEY

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Shiori would be down to fuck if you keep buying her dinner

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holy kek iofi

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Edward is molesting teenagers isn't he?

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My sides

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YOU ARE A DIRTY SHIORI LIKER

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holy kek

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>>70185424
>>70185481
Good thing I always have my prompt replies end in me and Shiori going out to eat.

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what the fuck bella kek

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>>70185407
apparently you can visit the home irl

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I love Shiori

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He's not wrong about the predator part.

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I'm laughing so hard this is so stupid

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This is really what did it for girls in my generation back when it came out, good lord

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I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS

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I'm cringing into a singularity. Good lord almighty I knew about the Twilight boom but I never actually watched them
Christ alive THIS is what girls were raving about at my school?

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I'm sorry, I was wrong. Iofi was a good add

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>>70185817
It can never top My Immortal though

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>>70185817
>>70185934
kinda fucking dumb isn't it?
>>70185970
peak fiction but not as good as Tails Gets Troller

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>>70185934
Imagine being in highschool dating Shiori and going to the thee-ther to watch Twilight

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We are just in the half of the movie yet aiee

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>>70185934
yep

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>>70185970
My Immortal is pure kinography.

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>>70186022
I really don't know if I'd be able to keep myself in that seat tbdesu

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TWO MORE WEEKS

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I can see why middle and highschool girl will love this
but this shit is so fucking cringe

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>>70186077
you know you would for a girl like Shiori

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Ahhhhh this part made me cringe so hard

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>>70186022
I don't think I can make it...

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>>70186022
Shiori could tell me to sit down and watch live leak videos and I'd do it for her.

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THAT FLASHBACK WAS SO BAD

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>Starbucks
Shiori NOO.

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>>70186148
It would be hard as fuck, but yeah I would.

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>>70186249
it just looked like he was giving him a hickey lmao

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>>70186298
It doesn't help it went to making out with his wife after that.

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>>70186229
which ones scarred you the most

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>>70186022
Shiori and I would be constantly shitting on the movie we'd get kicked out for laughing too much.

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>>70186148
I've endured far worse for a girl before.

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This is too much to deal with in one go.

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>>70186428
theres another movie this week... WHICH IS EVEN WORSE THAN THIS ONE

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She's got nice tits

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>>70186488
It couldn't POSSIBLY be worse than this...

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>>70186428
it gets even better anon

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>>70186531
Bro, it's all downhill from here.

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EVEN IN THE MOVIE THEY HATE ITALIANS

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>>70186581
Italians aren't people

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>>70186531
the only good movie is the last one part 2

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nice first family meeting

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I know this movie is shit but if this movie was about a self insert-y boy had a hot aloof vampire and a tomboy werewolf chasing him you people would still praise it to this day.

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ALICE MY BELOVED

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CLEAN IT UP ROSIE

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>>70186682
or get made fun of because people think it's a male fantasy

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debussy

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>>70186798
That happens anyway with your typical male power fantasy. Plenty of guys made fun of twilight anyway

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Shiori wants you to show off your steam library during your date

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they're tres Avant Garde Bella you wouldn't get it

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>>70186900
What is in her steam library?

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Slow dancing with Shiori...

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A FUCKING MONKEY

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>>70186900
the perfect woman

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>>70186978
I still remember that bit during her Valentines Day stream, that was lovely.

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>>70186900
Bro where's the doritos?

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don't let the fact that Jacob being a werewolf distract you from the fact that Edward climbs like a fucking monkey

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>>70187025
Indeed it was. Can someone sound post that later?

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shiori is getting wet right now

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>>70187083

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ENTER

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>>70187073
Like a FAQing Monkey? Serious;y? Thats crazy

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Edward you fucking creep

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>yeah we're safe
Iopi did you know what she meant?

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kek edward

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>I like watching you sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, Shiori would not like you watching her while she sleeps.

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>>70187365
>This movie is about an old man sneaking into a school to seducce a little girl and watches her during nap time

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STOP

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>>70187395
Is she sure about that though

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kek that shiori reaction

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BELLA WANTS SEX

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>>70187436
this is just a ero manga plotline

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>>70187524
>Edward-o Ojisan just wants to watch you sleep Bel-chan huehuehue

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We're going to ignore that she just said that?

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MUSE TIME

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Kristen Stewart is really cute. It's too bad she has to play the most bland girl on the planet in these movies.

[Anonymous No.]

Did shiori just say Rissa got a bf...

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>>70187668
Unsurprising given how she has mentioned how strict and overprotective her parents are

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>>70187716
She was talking about herself.

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>>70187668
Said what?

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this fucking movie has muse?

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>>70187716
Yeah, Asterion. Do your reps.

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>>70187742
Her dad used to threaten shooting someone

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>>70187740
Was she? in my mind the convo played like this
>Rissa: He's just like my dad
>Shiori: Did he also say he'll shoot him?
>Rissa: what?

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>>70187704
too bad she is turbo dyke sjw now

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>>70187858
Nothing that cant be corrected

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All these fucking eye closeups

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this is so 2000s and I fucking love it kek

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SNIFFA

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Just cover Bella in shit

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>>70187753
Muse and Twilight fanbases form an almost fully intersecting venn diagram. Don't tell me you weren't aware anonchama...

[Anonymous No.]

I used to watch Marvel movies because they were fun trash that I enjoyed no matter how ridiculous they are on the surface. I now realize what absolute trash actually is now and I realize that they werent really that bad

[Anonymous No.]

is that the same type of Jeep they used in Jurassic Park?

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wtf Bella that's rude

[Anonymous No.]

damn Charlie is a good dad he doesn't deserve Bella

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Shiori wishes she had a dad like Charlie

[Anonymous No.]

bella you bitch
that's all fun stuff

[Anonymous No.]

What if he killed himself, what would she do then?

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BELLA HATE

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BELLA HATE

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Charlie is the only realistic character in this entire fucking mess of a movie.

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Shiori don't spoil the plot of the next two movies

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I'm team Charlie fuck Bella!!

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>>70188439
Shiori unironically enjoys incest

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>>70188481
Only sibling incest specifically though.

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Alice is cute

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IOFI NO

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what Iofi say?

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Shiori's social battery is kill

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>>70188655
She was about to say "Sweet Home Alabama"

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>>70188565
Specifically protective big brother vulnerable little sister dynamics

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Bella got doxxed

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based sniffer

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goddammit there's the cannibalism

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>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Шиopи, мoнтoнэяpaтӥcькo!

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Cannibalism mention

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I thought the pepper spray was supposed to work why didn't it?

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>>70188945
The dude is a vampire dofus

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>>70188945
You thought it would?

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>>70188986
>>70188992
would garlic bread have been better?

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>>70188945
Should have been garlic based

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It's a shame they made a fight to the death where you tear the other to pieces and burn them into such prancing faggotry

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come on Edward it's just one suck

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>>70189056
you think the demographic this movie was for cares about that?

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>>70189171
no,but it could have been cool

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I really appreciate the incoherent soul singing in the background, really adds to the cinematic experience

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BELLA YOU FUCKING STUPID KLUTZ

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kek

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bella you dumb bitch
watch your step

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that was a funny scene

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This watchalong has been great, so much shiori laughing

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not only does she have no thoughts but this bitch is really clumsy

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>>70189375
Just like SHiori

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I am not looking forward to New Moon

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>>70189397
But Shiori is a cute anime girl. So I like Shiori more

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>>70189460
Its the worst movie...

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>>70189196
Lets make our own version of this story but with big titted blonde vampire girls and Katana-chuck duels on Tokyo Tower

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>>70189517
and instead of sucking blood, it's sucking semen

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I can't wait for the Twilight movie that has that one epic battle scene only to find out it was all a fucking dream

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>>70189549
sign me the fuck up

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>>70189509
Why did Shiori have to have the bad one on her channel...

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the fuck was that scene?

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>>70189614
>the bad one

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>>70189557
Ive watched that in theaters and never been more upset at a movie

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SHIORI OF ALL PEOPLE WENT TO PROM?

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Shiori miss popular

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>>70189663
Yeah, with me.

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I got kicked out of high school so no

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ma'am your boobs

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>>70189663
Nerissa was the bullied kid in school, Shiori had a much better school life kek

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Shiori feels like a stacy for the first time after that.

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Prom fucking sucked

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What's the deal with prom? Why don't they just stay home and have sex in private?

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>>70189722
The difference between the adopted weirdo and the outsider weirdo

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Here come the sisters...

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>>70189839
She told this story before already

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Tell the truth already Shiori. You were still a fucking LOSER DORK at prom.

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>>70189872
She didn't tell the story where she saw a girl grind on a guy's crotch

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>>70189922
Thats too much information

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>>70189922
Wasn't that nuttgobbler?

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shiorissa are rocking out

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We lived

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so thoughts?

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What are (You)r thoughts on this movie?

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>>70189872
>>70189882
Parents forced her to go to prom with a group. Hung around with them. Discovered honey mustard for the first time.
>>70189922
>>70189963
I think different girl, but yes, she mentioned the grinding girl.

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>>70190059
Twilight franchise has always been kino for me since I've always loved vampire literature and film and live in the pacific northwest. Every scene from the movie is like something from my backyard.

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>>70190087
cringe

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>I need food
FAT FUCK!

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>>70190087
Its an okay movie

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Is that fucking radiohead as credit music?

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>>70190087
it's a shitty movie but it's fun

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This is awful, I loved every second of it and can't wait until Faumei join

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>>70190138
Squeezing Shiori's chubby belly!

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>radiohead starts playing
>>70190146
yes

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>>70190059
>>70190087
Best comedy

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>>70190087
it's not good but not as awful as i'd expect
funny watchalong too

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>>70190087
I likes it

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>>70190202
I didn't even watched it, just listened to it, Iofi and Shiori laughs were the best parts

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>>70190193
Its MST3K-able

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Shiori did not like it

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I hate Bella, doesn't matter when you read this.

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I kinda wanna read the gender reversed version of Twilight now.

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The Linkin Park end credits got me wheezing

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>New Moon is fun
THE FUCK IT ISN'T

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of course Rissa would like it

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Ayyy, The paramore song

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Paramore

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>>70190289
With Joe Biden as the Vampire and Kobo as the girl

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>>70190301
same man

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>>70190267
Why would you think she would like it?

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SHE HATES IT

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>>70190087
I didn't actually hate it

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we have to watch MORE twilight this week?

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>>70190382
The worst one, yes

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>>70190382
AND NEXT WEEK!

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>>70190348
who said I was thinking

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>>70190382
More next week possibly but with Fauna and Mumie next. We will finally get that Goth/emo collab somewhat

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>>70190059
>>70190087
It was kinda nostalgic, didn't remember too much about the movie
Movie is pretty cheesy, feels like a fanfic wrote by a 15yo female, but it was funny to watch it now after many years
Also kino credit music

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Shiori hates it but isn't gonna spare us from a Twilight tangent on Friday.

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>Rissa was peak white woman and identified with Bella

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ECLIPSE AT LEAST SOMETHING HAPPENED, NEW MOON COULD BE SKIPPED

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can't she at least pretend to enjoy

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>>70190348
Nah she was self inserting at some parts of the movie

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Soundpost that.

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>>70190503
For twilight, fuck no.

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yes shiori, it was cringe

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I'm busy Thursday and am going to need to miss the Shiori hosted watchalong and not being able to shitpost about it here is going to make it so much harder to get through

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>>70190503
It's more relatable this way.

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Well Twilight is at least better than most modern days writing.

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>>70190567
I'm calling off work. Can't miss peak
>>70190503
>>70190555
I think she had fun, she laughed a lot during it.

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>>70190628
and what does that say about our current writing?

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>>70182763
Looks like the vod is fucked. I'll try later, but that entire section is gone.

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at least shiori called us darling

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I unironically can't wait I heard how good bad these movies are and now I have a reason to watch it

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>>70190674
It's shit.

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>>70190628
No transsexual commie love story where they are hip trendy outsiders that somehow are still supported by every company and power structure at least

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>>70190674
a lot sadly

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>>70190683
Defaults to 1h50m for me, even though the timestamp says 2h17.

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>>70190857
I'll just work on Melatonin and soundpost that then and hope Youtube figures something out.

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Time to sleep. Goodnight bros I love Shiorin

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>>70191140
Goodnight, I also love Shiori

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>>70191140
Sweet dreams, Shiori will watch while you sleep

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>>70190500
Eclipse is the weakest film. New Moon has a more kino OST and score.

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Goodnight, it was surprisingly fun posting here with you all tonight

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>>70191465
Goodnight. Dream good dreams

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>>70190382
And then 50 shades trilogy! Then beastly, Bridget Jones, and finally pretty woman.

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>>70191140
>>70191465
Good night. I love Shiorin as well.

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goodnight everyone Shiorin supremacy

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>>70192099
Goodnight. Shiori love

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flippiti flop
>>70192057
>>70192057