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>> No.69782418

>>69782299
>If you skip meals, I'll put you in a full nelson
Guess I'll be fasting then

>> No.69782484

>i'm good at laundry
How could you be bad at it?

>> No.69782507

marriage

>> No.69782583

>>69782484
I leave shit in the washing mashine overnight all the time

>> No.69782607

>>69782299
Aruran, can you stop spamming?

>> No.69782639

>the perfect woman is a man
Proof men are better at everything.

>> No.69782867

>>69782583
You put SHIT in the washing machine? Goddamn anon.

>> No.69782919

>>69782484
when you live with your wife and kid
>jeans
>white shirts vs color shirts
>baby cloth
>sketching cloth
>ironing
>bags and jacket
>socks
laundry is an art itself

>> No.69782941

>>69782583
Why the fuck are you shitting in the washing machine jfc

>> No.69783169

>>69782867
>>69782941
plot twist: anon is Taiga

>> No.69783189

>>69782919
>>white shirts
I shiggy diggy

>> No.69783548

>>69782299
>If you eat sweets at midnight, I explode
w-what?

>> No.69783621

>>69782299
marriage press

>> No.69783641

>If you eat sweets at midnight, I explode
AO-kun looks like he ways more than 1/4 ounce. That means he's a Destructive Device. I'm not dealing with NFA bullshit for this.

>> No.69783801

Ao actually has womanly hips and a nice butt under that outfit

>> No.69784454
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69784454

>>69783801

>> No.69784470

>>69782299
When she says "I", does she means "my mom"?

>> No.69784628

>>69782299
>Sometimes I'm so excited I won't let you sleep
She has the vitality of a horse and a libido of a rabbit. I volunteer as tribute.

>> No.69784739

>>69784628
She can die from eating too much grass?

>> No.69784814

I thought ao-kun is for female audience

>> No.69784863

>>69782299
>Sometimes I'm so excited(horny) I won't let you sleep
>Full Nelson
How are these cons?

>> No.69784870
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69784870

>>69782639
amen

>> No.69784978

>>69784814
Wait I am a woman? No...

>> No.69784980
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69784980

>>69784628
You can only volunteer if you're a cute girl

>> No.69785570

>>69782299
Never, NEVER, date a bisexual women, even worse marry one. Dont be a retard.

>> No.69785630

>>69785570
Why

>> No.69787410

>>69782583
>>69782867
you bloody bitch basterds wouldnt understand. you are the one who fucks! may you never, ever redeem.

>> No.69787517

>>69785630
>requires both men and women
>you are only one of the above
simple math

>> No.69787565

>>69785570
How is Ao bisexual

>> No.69787748

Im actually really curious how her first outfit is gonna be

>> No.69787771

>>69787565
Because she wants to have sex with me TWICE a day.

>> No.69787842

>>69782484
Sometimes I wouldn't wash my clothes for weeks and let them pile until some mold forms and I have to individually wash them

>> No.69787887

>>69782299
Lesbians in meatspace would be infinitely more tolerable if they were more like Ao.

>> No.69787900

>>69787565
Is she gay?

>> No.69787958
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69787958

>> No.69787970

>>69782299
>cons
>Old man voice
>looks like and desses like a man
NOT INTERESTED

>> No.69788037

>>69782299
If falling for Ao-kun is gay

Then I am a raging homosexual

>> No.69788066

>>69782299
>Full Affirmation and Mental Care
Don't.
Don't Give Me Hope.

>> No.69788153

>>69785570
Mad because your gf left you for a woman, anon?

>> No.69788197

Super girly outfit when

>> No.69788234

>>69782299
Pros: The perfect woman.
Cons: She dresses like a door-to-door vacuum salesman from the 1970’s and thinks she’s cool.

>> No.69788300

>>69788234
Anon you put the pro in the wrong list.

>> No.69788370

>>69788234
You were supposed to list a con, anon

>> No.69788437
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69788437

>>69788234
you put the pro in the wrong place

>> No.69788542
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69788542

>>69788234
Well she can go vacuum me door-to-door if you catch my drift.

>> No.69788639

>>69788234
Is she going to demonstrate the power of her suction?

>> No.69788878

>>69782867
>doesn’t appreciate a clean shit

>> No.69789001

i like it when she screams for her mama.

>> No.69789060

>>69788878
#NoWipeGang

>> No.69789143

>>69782299
>The Cons
Where are they?

>> No.69789244

>>69782299
wtf i love this androgynous bitch now

>> No.69789322

>>69782299
I feel like most Asian women are like this. They still know what traditional values are.

>> No.69789430
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69789430

>>69784814
That facade was seen through within the first month

>> No.69789681

>>69788234
where is the con? WHERE IS THE FUCKING CON??

>> No.69789757
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69789757

>>69789001
she is such a dork
https://holodex.net/watch/nzd3iNBNsUs

>> No.69790121

>>69782919
>art
it's not rocket science anon

>> No.69790357
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69790357

What's her cup size, /vt/?

>> No.69790526

>>69787958
God I love princely girls so much

>> No.69790661
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69790661

>>69790357
Double D

>> No.69790693

>>69787900
Yes

>> No.69790881
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69790881

>>69787900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMJyIEUqSV4

>> No.69790938

>>69787900
>Is she gay?
Is she a member of hololive?

>> No.69791213

>>69782299
>If you eat sweets at midnight, I explode
Context?

>> No.69791398

>>69791213
Ao is actually Shoko Asahara isekai'd as an anime girl with type 1 diabetes.

>> No.69791546

>>69791398
I was thinking she's like a cuter version of a Mogwai.

>> No.69791681

>>69787517
Can't she fuck a mirror, idk?

>> No.69792035

Ive seen her play horror games and scream like a terrified little girl. Shes just a princess that changed outfits to hide among the commoners

>> No.69792750

>>69782299
I wish I was her wife

>> No.69793634

>>69782299
>If you skip meals, I'll put you in a full nelson
Don't threaten me with a good time

>> No.69794397

>>69788234
Still waiting for the con.

>> No.69794460

>>69782299
why do i feel like she's ultra jealous and would be a nightmare to date?

>> No.69794788

>>69782484
You never watch mr.bean nigger?

>> No.69794858

>>69782299
They picked the wrong woman to be tomboy ikemen. She also like dick and collab with men

>> No.69795446
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69795446

>>69782299
>The perfect woman
For Kanade!

>> No.69796537

>>69784814
Females and men who like masculine women (me)

>> No.69796938

>>69782299
My mom is like this and she's fucking insane, tried to burn the house down twice

>> No.69796940

>>69787842
>mold
Are you Pipkin Pippa or Mugbro? I leave dirty clothes on the floor for months at a time and I've never had that happen.

>> No.69797027

https://twitter.com/hiodoshiao/status/1760862807690772834

>> No.69797666

I'm not familiar with modern new terms these day, but is she what you call, a girlfailure?

>> No.69797962

>>69785570
nah. I'm down doing it with my wife and her girlfriend

>> No.69798086

>>69782583
have you heard of a toilet

>> No.69800507

>>69796537
>masculine
>ao

>> No.69800600

>>69788234
the only problem with people thinking super lame things are cool is when they can't get into a little banter or ribbing about it
this is often the case

>> No.69801219

>>69782299
Did she write that in english? If so then cute.
Also I dont watch her but I did stumble upon her ASMR and I actually liked it. If she do more maybe I will give her streams a chance.

>> No.69801579

>>69800507
In appearance

>> No.69801720

>>69801219
do you have a link to the asmr?

>> No.69801865

>>69784814
She called her mommy for help playing a horror game. She's a girly girl.

>> No.69801921

>>69787900
All new holo debuts are gay for about one year until the shipping stops bringing in new viewers.

>> No.69803151

>>69801720
holopirates

>> No.69803285

>>69782299
why the fuck is this woman still single?

>> No.69803289

Nobody in Hololive is unironically gay. Imagine giving yourself that much of a disadvantage in an already saturated market of vtubers. All these women gotta know that straight males are their number 1 clientele and main source of income.

>> No.69803393

>>69803285
Japanese have notoriously terrible taste

>> No.69803394

>>69803285
Japanese men are too weak to take a chance.

>> No.69803654

>>69782299
>sometimes I'm so excited I won't let you sleep
What did she imply by this?

>> No.69803666

>>69787517
I fail to understand the cons

>> No.69803844
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69803844

>>69803285
How can she still make money off of lonely girls if she settles down with one?

>> No.69803920

>>69803844
She does what every smart vtuber does: She keeps that shit to herself.

>> No.69804102

>>69790121
neither is painting

>> No.69804319

she's making such a strong case that if her next outfit is just even barely regular sexy I'm gonna fall real hard for her

>> No.69804375
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69804375

>perfect woman
It's odd how even the wildest JPs adhere to traditional values and social norms.
>Miko
>I'm gonna buy my mom a new house before I even think about getting one for myself. She's been looking after my grandpa, so it's just me showing some basic filial piety and family love, you know?
>Don't worry, as the eldest child in my family, I'll definitely be settling down there in the future.
Is it because they're idols? So why aren't their male counterparts like
>I'm going to be a lawyer pulling in seven figures a year.
>I'll have decorations from the emperor by the time I hit 40, mark my words.
?

>> No.69807421

>>69804375
anon what the fuck are you trying to say and who are you speaking to?

>> No.69807464

>>69807421
He's a /pol/ transfer. Pay him no mind.

>> No.69807884

>>69782484
Shiori mentioned struggling with it because she's so tiny

>> No.69809010
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69809010

Nice "design" you've got there

>> No.69809171

>>69782484
the washing part is certainly easy. the ironing is what i fucking hate the most.

>> No.69809245

>>69787517
>meaning always down for a 3sum
skill issues

>> No.69809373

>>69803285
japanese men lost their masculinity back during the monetary crisis back in 98

>> No.69809542
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69809542

>>69790661
>Double D

>> No.69811833

>>69782484
How often do you do laundry anons?

>> No.69812319

>>69811833
I have a wife

>> No.69812529

>>69811833
Once every two or three months. But then again I almost never go out anyways.

>> No.69812843

>ctrl+F "Cons" ITT
>0 results
That's what I thought.

>> No.69813001

>>69787748
it will be a very girly outfit or something she thinks is cool. I'm leaning towards the cool one so I can see her try to impress everyone with it

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