/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Sanest Edition

Last thread: >>69712178
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>69766174
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

Legitimate question: Who do you think is the most 'seiso' in Holostars EN? I think it's Ruze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69766664
Probably Ruze
He's a good christian boy
Before him I'd have said Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>69766664
Flayon is the most seiso, but his chat is a bunch of perverts

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>>69766664
I would agree, Ruze does his best to be as inoffensive as possible while still keeping up the I hate everyone kayfabe

[Anonymous No.]

Had a weird weeks so far MANS, was super fuckin giddy and happy with the duo live 3D, ordered a cute plush off the pokemon center then had a bad date and bad gacha rolls on BA, BUT IM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR ALTARES CARD OPENING STREAM TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69767267
That's nice Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>69766210
amen
>>69766174
whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>69766664
Ruze impulsive brainworms: me want bite/happihappihappi tiktok songs
>>69767242
Flayon impulsive brainworms: RUM RHYMES WITH CUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>69767387
ok Bettel relax bro, it was one time

[Anonymous No.]

>>69766664
Ruze but only on the outside, as much as people think those people that grew up on tumblr are mega virgins, they are the horniest nastiest sex havers i have ever met

[Anonymous No.]

>>69767242
Same guy that kept subtly begging his members to request a moaning voice pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>69767387
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69766664
I think Ruze as well. The only real competition would be Bettel or maybe Altare. They hold back a bit more than the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69766664
Jurard

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>>69767594
haha, yeah, totally, i have sex everyday

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>>69767933
I don't thin Tavi is that bad either, but it is sometimes difficult to figure out when he is actually clueless and when he is just pretending. Sure he talks about toilets but Altare also makes fart and pee jokes kek. I think him talking about anatomy isn't unseiso even if it is about private parts since it feels more educational

[Anonymous No.]

>>69766210
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

SENSUAL COCK AND BALL TORTURE WITH AXEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>69768400
Man just image taking a hold of those hips and grinding against his flat ass

[Anonymous No.]

Why are axelotls so much hornier than altventurers

[Anonymous No.]

>>69768131
His flip jokes seem to toe a slightly dirtier line, like giving the Jutavio ship name to mean small cock and getting into screaming matches with Jurard and throwing weird insults at each other. He's fairly clean in terms of outright sex pesting or foul language though, he just has a slightly deranged sense of humor about bodily functions. I'd probably rank Ruze > Bettel = Altare > Tavi as the top seiso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69766664
Ruze, by far
>>69768131
i don't watch him that much but his toilet humour is genuinely disgusting... and by definition it's already the opposite of seiso

[Anonymous No.]

>>69768736
not to nitpick but the jutai name was given by jurard and tavi was slightly disappointed by it kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69768131
octavio and altare both play dumb but tavi let's loose a bit more. I'd mark him less seiso than altare and bettel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69766174
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
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>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
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>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
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>FLAYON Machiroon Appreciation Day/2nd Outfit MERCH
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>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scGN5P3cFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc

[Anonymous No.]

I keep dreaming about Magni in 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69768567
It will sound like smacking a tin can but damn it all if I won't enjoy fracturing my hand for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69768998
Altare that kept thrusting into Axel's mouth live on stream? I dunno about that kek. No one remembers but he also did that with Magni when they were playing Halo I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>69769063
Axel channel would have been deleted if Magni was part of the fuckery that was going on, silver linings

[Anonymous No.]

>>69769212
They wouldn't have made it to the 3D, his back would have been broken in eight places as soon as that ass hit the mainland and he and Axel were drinking and staying in the same apartment tower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69769063
That was one of the few times that I wished all four of them were together, even more so than the actual showcase. Seeing how silly they got made me miss the full HQ experience.

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>>69769147
I'm not saying altare doesn't do that stuff he just does it a lot less, that 3d zatsu was a rare enigma since he usually doesn't have so much concentrated unseisoness in one stream kek.
i remember the halo moment and he had a bunch of fun unseiso moments in 2022 too but they've slowly decreased the more he's gone in on the shota boy act.

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>>69769553
Not wrong, and if somehow his back wouldn't have broken he would've gotten alcohol poisoning ten times over because Axel would have kept pouring it in his passed out open mouth

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>>69768736
>He's fairly clean in terms of outright sex pesting
what does that even mean? Who even is a sexpest in Stars? You niggas learn one buzzword from catalogue and immediately make it a staple in your vernacular

[Anonymous No.]

>>69769063
Think about that coat in 3d... A sight to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>69769940
Hi Ruze

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770011
I was thinking about that
How the FUCK would Magni's hands have worked in 3D? It sounds like a clipping nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze has been kissing 60k for over a day now

[Anonymous No.]

>>69769639
HQ was amazing, I miss them so much... Especially the dynamic, they had a good balance and they all took turns being butt of the joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL31L39SfUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjp_PBUlzW4

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770274
The fucking pause that they ALL do when Altare asks if Eva is more important to them than him always gets me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69769940
its a jokey shorthand for a man that actively talks about wanting sex or being sexually/romantically into others, chill

[Anonymous No.]

I wish they came back

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770487
I don't

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>>69770476
so....a normal non-asexual human being then?

[Anonymous No.]

i wish /mans/ could let go and come to terms with the fact that they wanted to leave and didn't bother looking back

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770558
you're gonna get triggered by groomer and sexpest being used on the same level of seriousness as rape and whore posting in the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2024/2/22/holostars-crimzon-ruze-interview-top-anime
Ruze's CR interview is out but no tweet yet. Spoilers: He talks a LOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770238
my names 60k btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770558
>asexual
I'll squeeze the life out of you with these two hands if you bring your twitter bullshit here
Someone can be not a coomer without being ""asexual""

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>>69770274
I can't be bothered to look at your links but I agree with what you said. With VG and Armis, there are set fall guys which is still really fun/funny but HQ is more reminiscent of my college friend groups where it was more of a russian roulette type of banter, I always liked that

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>>69770616
They have let go, though? I see a MagNowa mention like once in every 1k posts here bro and not all of those are positive either. Like it or not, as Holostar talents, former or otherwise, they're not offtopic in this general

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770638
>Congratulations on your debut! How did you prepare for your first stream?
>[...] I also took TONS of 3am walks and drank more caffeine that any human ever should.
they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770669
were you the type to get really offended when Ruze said that thing about non binary people and not wanting to lewd lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770616
Deadhours, nothing bad in reminiscing the good times we had with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770638
Holy Paragraphs

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770722
>once every 1k post
people bring those dudes back from the dead every single thread, anon. They simply cannot let shit go

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770785
No, that's their space and they can say whatever
It doesn't belong here thoughever

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770638
all of the boys have revealed their tastes in anime. who among them is based? who among them is cringe?

[Anonymous No.]

Would he

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>>69770869
I don't disagree but I'm just saying, most of that is people seething at them (especially that one schizo). Positive mentions are much fewer so it doesn't make sense to police those. Police the shit stirrers instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770932
>has pulse y/n?
>y
probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770932
i may be bisexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770932
obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770932
I'm not a furry but toramane and gorimane might be the exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>69771000
he's not strictly into ghosts, monsters have a pulse too

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770638
The paragraphs are getting longer
Sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>if shinri gets the blue fuck it means bettel has to die
>but if bettel is dead he can come back as a ghost
I see clownfish is the endgame

[Anonymous No.]

VINYL VINYL VINYL VINYL VINYL VINYL SEX!

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>>69766664
I'm surprised so many answer Ruze. Has Bettel said something recent to lose the seiso? Because Ruze is definitely among the most seiso, but he says the occasional unseiso thing or joins in with the others a bit for me to argue Bettel still has #1 spot.

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>>69770932
>>69771125
It's another Vesoji arc but with Toramane and fursonas

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>>69771906
>wants daki and mousepad merch
>made up a scenario completely unprompted where he marries and gets NTRd by the bettelion as his wife
>got a whore outfit with an ahegao face
these are memes but just generally he's been off his jester game. "seiso idol" means all components of being a performer, i'd say axel and hakka would rate quite highly in terms of music production, singing, dancing, being passionate about their group and company, wanting to perform to a high quality on stream and on stage, loving their audience and fans. its the extremely crude language, toilet humor and sexualised behavior that brings them so far down. bettel keeps it clean but he hasn't been jangling his boots and putting on good content lately, so he's neither idoling or unseisoing. ruze is doing a good focused idol journey and keeping it seiso at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69771545
I think might be one of my favorite hakka covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>69772240
>Axel
>The dude that cant even be bothered to put out a schedule most weeks and is allergic to any Holostar not named Altare
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>69772402
>Say you don't watch Axel without saying that you don't watch Axel

[Anonymous No.]

i made myself cry again but it's getting easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>69772556
Sorry, tell me one Holostar, besides Altare, that Axel is closer to than he is to Rpr?

[Anonymous No.]

Those 2 fucks better be serious about their dancing reps, I want to see some slutty moves

[Anonymous No.]

>>69772711
>move into the same timezone as aniki
>wow! you can now interact with him more freely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69770932
keked the yumes? Already did.

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>>69772600
Feel better anon

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad that when I saw bettel was retweeting stuff at 8am I thought for sure the stream was canceled again for insomnia hort
Anyway I'm a bit proud of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>69772849
And what was the excuse before he moved to japan? This place ragged on GoldBullet for not interacting with other Holostars when Axel exists lol

[Anonymous No.]

Truly born to be a Holostar

[Anonymous No.]

>>69773714
He should just not have a schedule. It's obvious the professional streamer thing isn't for him. Do guerillas or announce stream the same day. Won't be dashing people's expectations or wasting their time that way atleast

[Anonymous No.]

please find a new thing to whine about, anon. the same script every day is stale

[Anonymous No.]

>>69773842
Well Axel is alone in the aussieland with basically completely opposite timezone from rest of Tempus, he has been doing uni the whole time and he has a lot of songs cooking in the background even when a lot of them have gotten cancelled by reasons that he couldn't help. Taking those into account Axel is doing pretty good.

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>>69773842
My dude, Japan is currently two hours earlier than the AEST zone. He's even closer to the rest of Elysiumerica than he was before. And yeah, people rag on Goldbullet for not collabing or interacting. People shit on Vesper for the same thing, and GB moved into a couple hours earlier morning timeslot than he was in.

[Anonymous No.]

miitopia tomorrow!
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1760782027010523519

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>>69774130
>he forgot that he's doing offcollab cards with altare and set a stream 1 hr after it
HE HATES ALTARE!!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm mad they're doing the card opening before I could get my hands on cards... My fomo..

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel's prechat is filled with homestuck talk
Cut out Crimzon Ruze's tongue

[Anonymous No.]

It is kind of funny that Bettel was pretty capable for a year but his career basically cratered after he moved and started spending lots of time with Magni. Menhera must be contagious.

[Anonymous No.]

Still looping

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1760783823208345676

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>>69774319
hes so obvious too

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774389
aww that's nice. early as shit for me though, I'll catch the vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774389
No idea who those other two are but happy for that janken guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774389
who

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774389
no idea who the other two are besides Janken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774389
Invite Ruze nigga, don't care about your indie friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774389
I think at least two of those are Vesper orbiters

[Anonymous No.]

CLOWN LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1LnlqiPTdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1LnlqiPTdU

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774592
>>69774593
Janken is a longtime Starsfan and supporter and has collabed with Leader before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774389
Im gonna fuck the one on the middle left

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774389
im gonna fuck the one on the far right

[Anonymous No.]

He's feeling good today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774389
IMMA FUCK ALL OF EM

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774389
>9 am est
goldie, why

[Anonymous No.]

>>69771272
>Shinri fucks Bettel to death
>Then bangs his ghost to exorcise him
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69774244
Hopefully they don’t derail bettel again but I doubt that, homestuck fans always need to make themselves the center of attention. I’m getting annoyed at ruze by extension

[Anonymous No.]

i love bettel

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

I think Bettel's old hair was rerigged for the new outfit, it's less flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69775206
7 minutes/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>69775089
>>Then bangs his ghost to exorcise him
Hakkshually that's not how you exorcise a ghost!

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is missing the fact that there is no meaning in the universe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69775685
Maybe you're just too scared to poop your pants for the greater good

[Anonymous No.]

>>69775685
>press button
>learn there is no meaning
>constantly have to poop your pants for the rest of your life now

[Anonymous No.]

>>69775685
idk what's the big deal with "the meaning of the universe/being alive". just try to enjoy it the best you can, that's literally it

[Anonymous No.]

so who's drawing this

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel's stream is pretty cursed, not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

I MISSED IT DID HE WHORE HIMSELF OUT TO THE SHEIK

[Anonymous No.]

>>69776332
Is there a single kink this degenerate whore doesn't enjoy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69776332
Hakka, you can just ask on Twitter

[Anonymous No.]

LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel calling out basically every holomem

[Anonymous No.]

oops

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

All these questions had to have been made by actual children

[Anonymous No.]

No...

[Anonymous No.]

>get to have sex with bettel whenever you want
BUT
>his life shortens by 50% every time you have sex

Will you press the button?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69777017
i see no downsides.

[Anonymous No.]

ED JESTER

[Anonymous No.]

>I do neither of those things so I just control time
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69777017
Add Polka into the mix for the 50/50 coverage and you have a deal. I need that Clussy.

[Anonymous No.]

limp dick bettel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69777494
Like his dick would be used ever

[Anonymous No.]

people being getting lazy on this Button options

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri would take that

[Anonymous No.]

I can't tell if every one of these options is somehow worse than Hakka's a few days ago, or if the added engagement of Hakka's discussion and polls just made it more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

these options are so bad aiya

[Anonymous No.]

These questions SUCK, but at least the Jester is making it funny

[Anonymous No.]

I like how the sacrificing of your loved ones is in the positives section and the super powers are in the negatives section

[Anonymous No.]

thats just the plot of MST3K

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel gets his bills paid but he has to get ran through by 10 hobos constantly

[Anonymous No.]

>have other people pay your bills
I mean, bettelion already does that

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

this game is so boring and hes not doing a lot to elevate it, im just yab watching at this point kek

[Anonymous No.]

holy kek I'm dying

[Anonymous No.]

oh god kek

[Anonymous No.]

wait what did it say

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69779051
you prevent the holocaust but you become hitler, something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>69779131
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69779131
>>69779147
kek holy shit, vod's gone for sure

[Anonymous No.]

kek this vod is so fucking gone, why does he roll these with his max luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>69779131

[Anonymous No.]

Ok I know this has been talked ad nauseam, but do you think there's any ghost of a chance of Bettel 2 debuting in Holostars? I know it would be obvious nepotism, but that's how it was in a lot of the older gens in Holopro anyway.

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>>69779958
Not a chance, he's extremely anti-corpo. And he was a moderate nijifan until that all exploded with the recent black stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

we have to cook

[Anonymous No.]

average unicorn viewer's dream

[Anonymous No.]

This is just his normal life expectancy if he had sex with Bettelion

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel having to eat food he dislikes might actually get him to eat healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69779958
Absolutely, he's pro-corp. He's been an extreme Nijifan, even after that all exploded with the recent black stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69779958
There is a chance for everything. But I would rather he didn't. I like his streams with Bettel since they have a good dynamic going, but wouldn't want to watch just Bettel2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69779958
he's joining soon

[Anonymous No.]

What 14 year olds wrote these

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

what was that last one he slipped

[Anonymous No.]

>>69780386
giving your gf an abortion

[Anonymous No.]

>>69780451
WTF

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel doesn't know what 9gag is.... based

[Anonymous No.]

>>69780386
>your girlfriend is pregnant
>but I will take care of it
something like that, it was really dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>69779958
Nah, even with nepo hires that happened in HoloJP1,2 and gamers, they usually have a resume that would justify hiring them, bettel2 needs his brother to be even moderately. entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69780304
hot

[Anonymous No.]

there thys

[Anonymous No.]

finally some good fucking content, maximum kek

[Anonymous No.]

>thys

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck kek

[Anonymous No.]

This game is killing my brain cells

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Shiny Spicy Scuff diScarders in 20 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv6L2rRtm9Y

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69781951
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

KEK Shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>69781935
Shit I already made my tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>69779958
It’d be funny but Bettel needs a functional adult as his handler irl so no.

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel has SEX?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69782492
yeah with __me__

[Anonymous No.]

HAKKA KARAOKE REUPLOADED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz8C7hs2nRQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz8C7hs2nRQ

LIL RED GBF TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWTKEMromJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWTKEMromJ4

[Anonymous No.]

>You get free Starbucks drinks but have to give money to the homeless
>Votes No

[Anonymous No.]

>>69782571
>HAKKA KARAOKE REUPLOADED
>4 minutes and six second loss
Not too bad, I guess correction can wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69778027 (me)
Alright, Hakka did make his stream more fun and engaging, but what the actual fuck is with this whole batch of choices Bettel ended up with and how are they so much worse?

[Anonymous No.]

I will kill Ruze

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1760819375504769113
Coming soon: MORE primetime overlaps!

[Anonymous No.]

>go to homepage for shiny spicy frame
>jumpscared by gorilla Ruze
neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69782250
Honestly growing up I thought I’d be like him with actually crippling anxiety but only times where my anxiety’s has gotten REALLY bad is when my family found my plushes and when I was almost murdered

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /mans/, you press the button and you get to kick Bettel in the balls. However, you will also feel his pain. What you gonna do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69783283
Is he being real right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>69783283
i thought he said he didn't care about milestones

[Anonymous No.]

>>69782907(me)
Nevermind he jobbed on his attempt to correct him being a jobber. CORRECTION NEEDED NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69783571
kek

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE AXEL cARD unbAXING ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv6L2rRtm9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv6L2rRtm9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv6L2rRtm9Y

[Anonymous No.]

SHINYSPICY OPENING SENPAI PACKS TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv6L2rRtm9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv6L2rRtm9Y

[Anonymous No.]

[UNIT NAME IN PROCESS] ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>69783387
It doesn't matter that I feel pain, it matters that Bettel feels it

[Anonymous No.]

BETTEL HATES SHINYSPICY

[Anonymous No.]

FOR (YOU) BETTEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>69783283
Ruze must've seen it's Cat Day today
I was thinking earlier how I wished there was more cat day stuff from the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>69783921
I got nyakka yesterday and on today's menshi but yeah other than the ears and a few nyas that was it

[Anonymous No.]

>axel at top of screen
THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, WATCH OUT

[Anonymous No.]

uwaaaa flayon struggling physically, how i missed you

[Anonymous No.]

Toramane voice reveal???

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

HANDS HANDS HANDS HANDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>69783387
God damn he looks gorgeous in this art

[Anonymous No.]

Signed card onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>69783921
I wish cat day in my area was a real thing even if it's only an excuse for stores to sell cat themed items and for cat cafes to sell overpriced specials

[Anonymous No.]

dammit Altare

Also I just realized the video is flipped horizontally.

[Anonymous No.]

That's a lot of cards kek

[Anonymous No.]

Axel sleeve cute

[Anonymous No.]

these spenders...

[Anonymous No.]

We're going to see Axel's head again aren't we

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784265
Altare get outta /here/

[Anonymous No.]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.]

>>69769034
BUY THE MERCH

[Anonymous No.]

why are they in gigantic gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784392
they have baby hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784392
Cause they're blue and orange, it looks cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>69783283
He already hit 60k

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784319
Please don't kill the vod Axel please

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784456
good cancel the stream

[Anonymous No.]

Light blue and orange reminds me of digimon

[Anonymous No.]

that laugh kek

[Anonymous No.]

altare is riding axel live

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784514
just don't watch it

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really liking 3dtare

[Anonymous No.]

retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784617
yes and we hate regis ewwtare

[Anonymous No.]

Who are getting scammed more when it comes to pack openings, JP or NA?

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know 2b was in this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784674
japs

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get these cards if I'm in Elysium

[Anonymous No.]

Axel had ptsd flashbacks kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784736
get a jp gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784199
Watching the signed cards sell on Mercari has been wild. Praying for a signed card with my next two boxes, my first two were bust.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel showing his whole damn head like a dumbass was top 10 most hilarious things to me in Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>shinri would be having the time of his life right now
wdhmbt?

[Anonymous No.]

Motion detecting lights?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Shinri would be having the moment of his life right now - 'ayo come touch me~'"
Axel, don't rub it in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784728
They have a ton of different franchises yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Duel bossu

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S SO COOL~

[Anonymous No.]

KINO

[Anonymous No.]

>both got uyu
>both got shien

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784821
Seems like too much work unless she’s an overworked OL cuz mom and sis forced me to be the one in the kitchen and I love cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784967
So cool...

[Anonymous No.]

These cards are so cute, I wish I could get some

[Anonymous No.]

oga's tits look huge there

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784821
Without cheating on my SO

[Anonymous No.]

gotta scrub hitler out of the vod

[Anonymous No.]

>"Genderbend Shien? That's kinda...hey, sign me up"

[Anonymous No.]

CATBOY ON CAT TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoiDwiiOauM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoiDwiiOauM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoiDwiiOauM

[Anonymous No.]

Axel wants genderbent Shien, based

[Anonymous No.]

>Ganchan desu

[Anonymous No.]

>He's eating him out
Axel kek

[Anonymous No.]

jesus christ axel

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what actual fallouts could've been expected if that vod was kept up. The more sensitive bits are all over twitter AND Youtube anyway....

[Anonymous No.]

Gamer boyfriend Izuru...

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is calling Temma a woman

[Anonymous No.]

their mic settings suck, I expected more from Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare doxxing himself as always

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is taking Temma's card to hotpot

[Anonymous No.]

>>69785265
Isn’t this the studio’s mic settings though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69785265
that's the setup in the studio

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could feel izuru today...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel scoring all the Izuru points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69784674
They're available on JP amazon so with a proxy these cards could be yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>69767946
god dammit ruze, dont you have a coworker to watch or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>69785366
Oh I didn't mean to post that image but whatever I guess REMEMBER TO BUY NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is going to fuck Izuru

[Anonymous No.]

these jobbers are cute, those cards actually look good

[Anonymous No.]

>submissive and breedable

[Anonymous No.]

Senzaki's artwork on these is so good

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S GO AXEL
BREED

[Anonymous No.]

Izuru is breedable, but he's isn't submissive

[Anonymous No.]

>>69785569
I bet if you fill him up well enough he will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>69785569
This feral cat rides old man dick for money with extreme aggression

[Anonymous No.]

izuru tummy ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Axel please I don't want to be horny right now

[Anonymous No.]

izuru really looked like a slut on that art, i couldn't screenshot it in time

[Anonymous No.]

>USSR

[Anonymous No.]

>e-boy Rikka

[Anonymous No.]

>>69785711
It's called arabian nights if you want to look at them more
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostars_agf2022

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>"When are we gonna be hosts man??"

[Anonymous No.]

>>69785849
i didn't even see that one, jesas

[Anonymous No.]

Axel you just have to be buddybuddy with Bettel to get Senzaki art

[Anonymous No.]

>>69785945
Tummy enjoyers ate well that year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69785711
that was agf 2023

[Anonymous No.]

As a straight male I have no problems in admitting that Miyabi is a cutie patootie

[Anonymous No.]

I would die for arabian night Axel

[Anonymous No.]

more altare skin… when

[Anonymous No.]

ONSEN EPISODE

[Anonymous No.]

"Oh no, I actually have to see his dick and balls"

[Anonymous No.]

Shiny spicy naked in a sauna together,,,,,

[Anonymous No.]

>They saw each other's dick n ballz
Now they truly are brothers

[Anonymous No.]

KEK how did they not know you go to sauna naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>69786062
Thank you, my oshi is very cute and likes gambling a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

ITALIAN MAN

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Axel finally got an Italian Man!

[Anonymous No.]

Aniki's max luck is so broken

[Anonymous No.]

Did Axel actually say "No Homo"

[Anonymous No.]

>SUPER
>SUPER
>PEE

[Anonymous No.]

THE LONG-AWAITED ITALIAN MAN~

[Anonymous No.]

Shiny spicy have seen each other's Drum and bass

[Anonymous No.]

>>69786193
He did yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>69786193
I heard fomo

[Anonymous No.]

How many japanese wrinkly dicks did Axel see

[Anonymous No.]

Put those tits away Oga you whore

[Anonymous No.]

Double sided??

[Anonymous No.]

>suntempo
now that's a rare one

[Anonymous No.]

Astel can leer at both of them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69786353
A hundred. He no longer counts as a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

they sound like pokemon repeating their names

[Anonymous No.]

that fistbump was cute

[Anonymous No.]

:)

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare would whore out Axel for money

[Anonymous No.]

I want the cards I WANT THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>69786862
WTF kek
Idk if Hakka got lucky in his stream or Bettel got unlucky in his

[Anonymous No.]

Axel really likes that Izuru card huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>69786862
shinri's message kek

[Anonymous No.]

Why is that Izuru card special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69786419
it's
>cover them up slut !

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787064
It’s cute

[Anonymous No.]

Pls share bettels vod, and not torrent/magnet thing (I only have phone)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787067

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787064
Because it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787136
pls kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787053
There is a reason why kintama bros were the two balls in a sack

[Anonymous No.]

TSB...

[Anonymous No.]

Altare loves Astel...

[Anonymous No.]

>"Why's he so hot and talented??"

[Anonymous No.]

I love the first bumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787136
This reads like its written by a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787262
miss these retards

[Anonymous No.]

>"the Astel rates are pretty high..."

[Anonymous No.]

>japan cured altare’s luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>69786862
Hakka's was mostly fine, and it looked like even a holo girl or two played recently. Surely the game's not usually like this. With the typos and misspellings I noticed throughout, did a dumb kid just stuff it with prompts recently?

[Anonymous No.]

I just proxy ordered cards for 300 dollars

[Anonymous No.]

SE-

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787243
?? Wanting a vod is a sin now?

[Anonymous No.]

oh?

[Anonymous No.]

>Whenever I close my eyes all I see is...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787441
Jurard's was pretty much fine as well, Bettel just has bad gacha luck I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787262
>>69787356
next week

[Anonymous No.]

>toramane knows a lot about fuckin batsu games bro
>we can’t spoil that
wdhmbt

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787581
there may be a vlog going up of shinyspicy + toramane when they went on a trip that one day and axel said that toramane had to do some terrible batsu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69786862
Wtf kek

[Anonymous No.]

I actually feel bad for altare jesas

[Anonymous No.]

Axel again lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

Leader...

[Anonymous No.]

leader seething

[Anonymous No.]

Luck of the Dingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787334
Maybe because I got english lessons once a week for 3 years and like never use it my life except posting sometimes here

[Anonymous No.]

Maltare

[Anonymous No.]

I'm slowly getting back on the internet after my period of mourning but only Shiny Spicy do it for me... I hope I can get hooked in Shinri's stream, I want to support this sponsored stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>69786862
This game truly was a 2010 moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787779
never post here again

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare prefers the black ones

[Anonymous No.]

bossu host is so hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787812
If it makes you feel any more interested, the devs liked his first stream of it so much they popped a cilp of it in between a bunch of nonvtuber e-celebs despite him looking entirely out of place

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787548
jurard got some fairly funny questions that really got his dinobrain wheels spinning

[Anonymous No.]

that fuma card is erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787993
Oh yeah, I watched his original stream and had a blast. Just not sure if I'll be able to enjoy watching it all again

[Anonymous No.]

Slutty Fuma...

[Anonymous No.]

Please let EN be a part of AGF this year...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is a manifester

[Anonymous No.]

Please let him get a signed card...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69787888
Jesus bro, I'm here since tempus debuted and it's the first time someone is so fucking pissy about vod
I just want to watch that stream, but I have only my phone so torrent isn't an option for me, alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788189
vod is going back up soon anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>"I got the Izuru buff"

[Anonymous No.]

Aren't signed cards insanely rare in these? Like getting two in 4 boxes is bordering on rigged tier

[Anonymous No.]

for a second there...

[Anonymous No.]

give Dingo his teeth back

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788189
you are underage

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788297
Yes and I so jealous

[Anonymous No.]

lol so much Suntempo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788297
Altare's got 10 boxes and a starter deck, I assume that might be his one full case. Axel might have legitimately stolen all the sigs he has, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788297
Management gave them rigged boxes to trick us into ordering them

[Anonymous No.]

kek Axel is a menace

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788442
All of the factory workers are suntempo fans sending them a sign.

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788248
With the best moments cut, I really want the full thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788508
i believe this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788297
There's like, 2 SSP cards per carton, which is like 30 boxes? iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788547
He was almost silently skipping all the yab questions or just huffing angrily. The "best moments" are him turning into a cat on his deathbed to prank his family, there thys, and poop for you both. They'll all be left in the edit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788547
>best moments
he instantly skipped those questions, and an anon screenshotted them all anyway

[Anonymous No.]

This looks... wrong

[Anonymous No.]

these 2 have been pretty gay lately what are they eating there

[Anonymous No.]

>Actually want to play the card game
>Don't know moon runes
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788702
why do you think jap men are such herbivores?

[Anonymous No.]

How many different cards are there

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788702
Investors' generous funds

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788702
Toramane's milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788702
JAPANESE WATER IS TURNING MY FREAKING BROS GAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788702
They've been eating ramen at Rio's place.

[Anonymous No.]

IZURU LEEEEEEGS

[Anonymous No.]

Holy Izuru sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788667
>>69788685
Oh alright, thank you guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788831
64 basic rarities + 51 parallel types
Basic rarity [RR 13 kinds, R 17 kinds, N 34 kinds]
Parallel [SSP 13 kinds, HSR 13 kinds, BR 25 kinds]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788874
>ramen (ghost cock)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788831
Card lists are here, starter and booster packs:

https://twitter.com/wsblau_info/status/1757313660668858568

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788874
can't spell ramen without men

[Anonymous No.]

>Ougaman
Axeru..

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788970
>>69789111
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

What does pot of greed do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789388
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>69788702
They met shoto

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789407
POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. THIS CARD ALLOWS ME TO TAKE TWO CARDS FROM MY DECK AND ADD THEM TO MY HAND. THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED LETS ME DRAW TWO NEW CARDS FROM MY DECK. POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. THIS CARD ALLOWS ME TO TAKE TWO CARDS FROM MY DECK AND ADD THEM TO MY HAND. THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED LETS ME DRAW TWO NEW CARDS FROM MY DECK. POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS. THIS CARD ALLOWS ME TO TAKE TWO CARDS FROM MY DECK AND ADD THEM TO MY HAND. THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED LETS ME DRAW TWO NEW CARDS FROM MY DECK.

[Anonymous No.]

Arunii getto

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789494
Also Kuro.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd Izuru will always bring you good pulls

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789407
Let's you draw 2 pot of greed cards (note: there is no limit to the amount of pot of greed cards you can have in your deck)

[Anonymous No.]

>arupapa was supposed to be the surprise guest but he got too busy
>pull two papa signatures
PIZZA LUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789555
Kuro is straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789562
pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789644
I don't care, he's a fag

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard should do a watchalong of Mayoiga one day since it's a trainwreck of an anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789494
>>69789644
>>69789687
kys

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like they've barely got any Fuma

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789732
They got two host Fumas

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789687
Fair enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789732
i feel like Oga's been rare on solo's

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789732
Every Fuma is special in it's own train wreck way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789601
Why did my JP oshi had to be such a workaholic…

[Anonymous No.]

>>69789865
and just as i say that kek

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE WEARS TOO MANY LAYERS

[Anonymous No.]

Baker doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790036

[Anonymous No.]

Altare you pulled Suntempo Arabian Nights...

[Anonymous No.]

THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

i love these two

[Anonymous No.]

>Imagine I kick the camera down it shows both of our faces

Why is he like this?

[Anonymous No.]

CURSING ALTARE WITH NO SIGNED CARDS

[Anonymous No.]

>Toramane is brushing his fur
So furry is canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>Well I guess he is stroking his-
Barbed tiger penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790528
He's messing, you saw how scared he got when Altare zoomed the camera out

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790528
One day Axel will just turn on the stream and it's just himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790662
i get afraid this will happen everytime he has to mess with obs settings

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790662
Axel doesn't break the rules intentionally. Accidentally having the wrong media source however...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790662
It'll be his final tribute to Vesper.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Astel rates are kinda high..."

[Anonymous No.]

Altare just pays no attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790896
hes just blinded by rage of not getting the ssr signed

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790710
IIRC they don't even use webcams, everything is run off an iPhone (which the app doesn't show their face) so it's pretty much retard-proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790859
Astel would charge high.

[Anonymous No.]

>4 packs left
>1 normal and one giga pack made of three
LETS GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790896
He's really sweating about the signed card batsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790959
Yeah it can't happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790959
thank god kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790959
This.
And even if you do use a webcam (in VTube Studio, at least) you have to actively select an option to make the video feed visible.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at these scientists

[Anonymous No.]

Altare just sort his cards for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790791
>2027
>Axel is graduating Holostars
>before he ends his final stream, he switches feed to a camera pointed at a Vesper acrylic stand
>performs a live cum tribute before ending stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>69790981
What's the batsu?