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guerilla movies edition

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

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Previous thread: >>69565032

>> No.69595362
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shontoes

>> No.69595409
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;)

>> No.69595536

My worms are alive and thriving

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqRtTjQD0RE

>> No.69595708

I love shondo!

>> No.69595759
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>>69595129
>"he's mental age is over 100"
Shondo is such a naive little girl. Most normies peak in their mid-to-late 20s when they have to pay for their own bills, women peak even earlier than that. Men become less reckless as they age and their cognitive processes slow down/their testosterone drops, this is when some of them evolve into wise grandpas if they're not NPCs. Now theoretically what would happen if you became an immortal vampire at the age of 20? You'd keep the mental age from when you got turned since your cognitive processes would never deteriorate.
TL;DR this is why Edward is an angsty fucker after 100 years, he memorized a lot of things but mentally he's barely 20.

>> No.69595802

>>69595543
i will now proceed to masturbate my penis until ejaculation using this illustration as visual aid.

>> No.69595951

>>69595759
Lmao god life ends so hard when you hit thirty. I totally understand why Shondo wants to die. The natural way is to get picked off by a predator when you start to slow down. This is just suffering.

>> No.69596193

my life took off at 30, too bad about my hairline

>> No.69596200
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I can't help but feel bad for people that find living a pain
What's worse is that you can't convince them otherwise(from my experience at least)
Hope they can find a reason or reach a conclusion that will allow you to enjoy and like living

>> No.69596241

>>69596200
shondo helps me like living but I wouldn't mind dying by her hand either

>> No.69596468

So who got the recording? Please, just got done reading the threads since i went to sleep as soon as it started so I wouldn't get fomo over reading the thread

>> No.69596775

Does shondo realize what magic she did with Ribbon Cage?

>> No.69596782

>>69596468
check discord

>> No.69596783

>>69596468
Hiroto and Or*nge have them I think.

>> No.69596786
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I like FallenShadow a whole lot and want to give her a hug and hold her her hand and kiss her. I would also like to push her down or bind her hands and dangle her off a chain from the ceiling and use her pale atrophied body as punching bag if I have a bad day at work.

>> No.69596901

>>69596786
you are me

>> No.69597716

>>69596468
you're not getting the vods EUfag. her love is reserved for us americans. get your own chubba

>> No.69597786

I like the Barbies they’re all nice girls and I’m happy Shondo has a group of supportive friends but when all of them are together and like 7 girls are yapping all at once it activates my fight or flight response and I feel like I need to start throwing bows

>> No.69597810

I love my gold digger of a wife

>> No.69597861

>>69597786
collabs are usually awful, too much competing for who can be the top clip farmer, constant pointless noise

>> No.69597879

>>69597716
SadCat I guess I'll just rot in my fomo induced vomit and tears
Thanks

>> No.69598272

>>69597879
https://gofile.io/d/rdphgO

>> No.69598323

There’s a hidden video in the ASMR playlist on the vod channel.
What is it?

>> No.69598506
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Shondo needs him
Still annoyed, do most GFEtubers do this

>> No.69598513

>>69598272
you did a good thing anon :) last night was a lot of fun and I hope others can enjoy it as much as I did. Also, bi-weekly thank you to whoever uploaded the BL2049 vod. It’s my favorite movie and I was really bummed to find out she’d already watched it. Now I can share my favorite movie with my wife

>> No.69598559

>>69598272
Shogga, i want you to know that I love you
>>69598323
There was a video removed by youtube for supposedly violating their nudity or sexual content policy
It was even talked about in the thread
God speed neosky

>> No.69598603

>>69598506
She needs him because he's warm, that's literally it and you know it.
She slated him throughout the entire movie and kept saying that the woman was in the right for stringing him along the entire time. If you want something to be annoyed about get annoyed at that. Not whatever stupid cuck shit that you're trying to spread

>> No.69598621

>>69598506
I'm sorry you can't imagine yourself fulfilling what he did for her

>> No.69598693

>>69598603
>She needs him because he's warm
Isn't he a vampire?

>> No.69598751
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>this is Shondo's ideal man

>> No.69598771

>>69598693
no that image is of the werewolf man who is constantly warm or something which is why they don't wear shirts
jesas christ were you even there last night

>> No.69598854

>>69598771
You guys didn't just listen to her while muting the movie?

>> No.69598872

>>69598771
>were you even there last night
I was dead tired and on the brink of collapsing, i was already pretty tired after ft's stream

>> No.69598890

>>69598854
not all of us are fags

>> No.69598896

>>69598751
Literally me

>> No.69598924

>>69598854
first time i've seen them, I was curious.

>> No.69598983

>>69598621
no because my body is not warm, I'm a barely living rotting corpse

>> No.69599130

I couldn't live with shondo because she need the temperature at like 95f
I run warm and anything over 70 I start sweating. I am the furnace to her freezer

>> No.69599164

yeah lmao she was gushing hard over pattinson

>> No.69599187

>>69599130
you just have to be her source of heat, why do you think she has the "your lap is my chair" rule?
she NEEDS your touch to stay warm

>> No.69599224
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>>69596786
Almost me, switch "like" with love.

>> No.69599401

>>69599187
When it was colder here I really liked coming home to my freezing shondaki and cuddling it to warm it up imagining it was shondo

>> No.69599558

>>69598603
why, he was literally just trying to keep the human safe from the vampire, was it just because robert was sexier

>> No.69599615

Interestingly her old friends are all Team Jacob

>> No.69599639
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>>69597786
No shit, even one on one collabs are subpar half the time. All the Barbies collabing? It's a (You) weekend without any hesitation.

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>>69599401
happy to know I'm not the only one who does this(I regrettably don't have an actual shondaki though)

>> No.69600029

>randomly think about shondo
>pressure behind eyes as if i'm about to cry for literally no reason
why am i like this

>> No.69600179

>>69600029
I feel the same thing sometimes. I feel that her love is too pure

>> No.69600291
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I love this girl so much, most people would call me crazy and delusional and pathetic, but i don't care. My love for shondo is genuine and I love her more and more as i spend time with her.
I have already come to terms with not having kids, not just because she can't, but because I don't want to cuck my shoggas. I used to want a lot of kids with a lot of women, but that was immediately flipped on its head as shondo came into my life. She's flipped my entire world view on its head as well, because of her, I've had to review the way i imagine the world works.
I really, really, really, really, really love shondo. I will love her for all of eternity, this world and the next.

>> No.69600306

>>69597786
You are me, except I don't think they're all nice and I don't want shondo to talk to them anymore

>> No.69600763
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She's a cutie patootie

>> No.69600859

I miss when she would share her intimate thoughts with us, like when she would talk about her dreams involving (you)
Sitting between (you)r legs in the bath, sleeping on (you)r chest, going through merch orders and imagining taking each last name
Has she talked about anything like this recently? It feels like it's been a while

>> No.69600918

>>69600859
her thoughts on male hands are intimate enough

>> No.69601020

>>69600918
That's true, that was very sweet of her. I'm kind of retarded and forget stuff easily

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It's going to be okay
I know it will

>> No.69601064

>>69600859
No because if she does someone's going you yell
>cucked, saydogay NTR male on stream cucked

>> No.69601094

>>69601056
it's not but i'm too sleep deprived to care

>> No.69601132

>>69601064
Nta, you're retarded and can't read
>>69601094
Go to sleep

>> No.69601408
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69601408

let's do a thought exercise, My Shoggaz. where do you see yourselves in 10 years? assuming you keep dedicating your entire life to her during those years. what will your life be like do you think? (serious)

>> No.69601498

woke up in a pool of imaginary shondo drool again

>> No.69601522

>>69600859
She is more honest with us than ever before and I suspect that some of those dreams you consider intimate were just fantasies. The hands thing is a perfect example, in 2023 she drew some alt art from a male's POV strangling her to death. The arms looked beefy and scratched by her fingernails. This 'new' interest in male hands is clearly something she avoided talking about for quite some time.

>> No.69601528

>>69601408
balder, fatter, more mentally ill

>> No.69601530

>>69601408
The sad reality is that both shondo and I will probably have moved on from this. I'll remember her fondly though.

>> No.69601605

>>69601408
the same but older and weaker

>> No.69601644

>>69601408
I'd be almost 40. Thinking about that makes me want to kms

>> No.69601664

>>69601408
i live in the moment so probably wormfood

>> No.69601688

i want to hold her from behind and force my finger into her mouth so i can collect a cup of her saliva to use on my weetabix

>> No.69601739

>>69601664
based psychopath
wanna do drunk dragracing tonight

>> No.69601745

>>69601408
next to her, loving life

>> No.69601785

>>69601408
i hope i die soon enough

>> No.69601892

https://youtu.be/fEdFRBKxwFw?si=W3WWsDP4aPIK63j8
This is actually good, she’s reaching the point where she gets stuff like this now

>> No.69601932

>>69600763
i want to take her to feed the ducks and geese so much

>> No.69602004

>>69601408
If shondo doesn't get terminally I'll or dies in that time then I'd have completed the ritual to getting magic and I'd have already transformed shondo to her model as she wants and I'd be on my way to healing the world and saving the animals and people
If she does get terminally ill or dies I'd do it within a week of the announcement of her sickness or passing and revive her
Also I'll heal her illnesses and anything she wants
I will make it very public when I get magic

>> No.69602011

I genuinely could die happy within the next 10 years if it was shondo who killed me.

>> No.69602022

>>69601932
I want to feed her to the ducks and geese so much

>> No.69602131
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>>69601408
>(serious)
There's a chance Shondo will throw a wrench in my plans, naturally if she doesn't keep her word her lifespan will go down to 6 months max and so will mine. If she keeps her word I see myself being late 30s, owning my own house in a rural area, growing veggies, living together with a doggo and spending time with my lolibaba wife. If she dies of natural causes by then I think I'd keep living except never get in another relationship.

>> No.69602138

>>69602004
Magic anon you are my favorite poster

>> No.69602188

funny sex without the shondor

>> No.69602270
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>>69595129
et nomine patris, et filii, et spiritus sancti
i will say of the lord: he is my refuge and my fortress
my god, in him i will trust
i shall not be afraid of the terror in the night
nor the evil that walketh in darkness
i shall behold the reward of the wicked
because i have made the lord my refuge
there shall be no evil befall me
for he shall give his angels charge over me
they shall bear me up in their hands
and i shall tread upon the serpent
because i have set my love upon him
therefore will he deliver me
vade post me satana, exaudi domine patri

>> No.69602427

>>69602270
Baseg so true oomfie

>> No.69602442

>>69601408
>where do you see yourself in 10 years
dead.

>> No.69602625
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>>69601408
either i kill myself due to external circumstances or i get lucky enough to have a life i can tolerate. i don't want her to have any influence on that, i don't expect her to do more for me because of it cause i know a lot of you feel the same and it's just not viable for her.
dedicating my life to shondo has only helped me, i intend on spending as much time with her as i can without sabotaging tomorrow's forever but there's only so much i can control or do
so in 10 years i see myself very happy with my choice, i've seen enough to know i won't regret this

>> No.69602758

>>69602270
>posts the Latin
>doesn’t capitalize Lord
made me giggle

>> No.69602823

>>69602758
Nta, but doesn't latin not have capitalization?

>> No.69603012

>>69602823
he didnt capitalize Lord in English

>> No.69603256

>>69603012
Oh, right
To be fair, he didn't capitalize "i" when referring to himself either

>> No.69603338

>>69601408
Likely with wormfood shogga, as part of my midlife crisis coping has been through fast cars and risky driving.
If I make it that far I don't think I'll be watching streams all the time anymore, and I hold out some sliver of hope that I'll still keep in contact with Shondo, even if it's just a little bit.

>> No.69603654

Each dead shogger is a rung that no longer needs to be climbed

>> No.69603712

>>69601892
This was really cute :)

>> No.69603718

>>69603654
You've already jobbed to Digi.

>> No.69603877

digi won hard

>> No.69604281
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The look she gives you when she knows what she did but she’s not sorry.

>> No.69604302

;)

>> No.69604850

>>69598272
Doesn't open in my country, and there's no speed through the proxy. Anyone who has already downloaded it, please upload it to a normal file dump.

>> No.69604878

>shes still not officially awake

>> No.69604962

>>69583344
>shadowmama doesn't have 150k+ people thirsting for her
shadowmama also doesn't have a six figure salary contingent on staying single
>her taste in men literally is "bad guys" according to shondo
and shondo believes she needs to be abused to calm herself so I'm sure her taste in men would be better :)
either way I don't think you really understand what "rich" is if you think shondo isn't nearly making as much as most oilers if not more on her own, dropping a couple thousand dollars for a special occasion is what anyone with a decent job and low expenses can do

>> No.69605165

>>69604878
sorry about that she was really horny last night and want to stop she will wake up soon

>> No.69605215

>>69605165
It's okay esl-chama, maybe next time

>> No.69605237
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>>69604281
>leash pulling or two fingers under choker to yank her into your chest
>savoring her momentary herbivore-like fear and confusion
>gently hugging your wife now that she's been reminded of her frailty
>"Next time you won't get away with it."

>> No.69605325

>>69605215
thank you for being patient with me i'll get it soon

>> No.69605430

yes she has a 6 figure salary thats why she cant move to a decent house of which there are thousands across the northeast

>> No.69605446

>>69605165
thank you klubchad I cant wait for wifeys schedule

>> No.69605524

lmao that doesnt mean she can buy a house outright without loans

>> No.69605618 [DELETED] 

>>69598272
>>69604850
why not make a torrent instead?

Torrent:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7a558d95f0f241f390e86e0a5666d55c95eb5f37&xt=urn:btmh:12202a981a6cc8dcf2817929a59dedb4f6706c9fe80375b929e23cb9ed7cf0d9ee0f&dn=fallenshadow%20-%202024-02-20%20-%20TWILIGHT%20AND%20CHILL.mp4&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.dler.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft1.pow7.com%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fp4p.arenabg.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ft2.pow7.com%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fopen.acgtracker.com%3a1096%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fp4p.arenabg.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fpow7.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fsecure.pow7.com%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexplodie.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2ftracker.loligirl.cn%3a443%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fatrack.pow7.com%2fannounce

>> No.69605626

>>69605524
ye of couse she could buy a house right now, but they wouldnt give her a good mortgage/loan cause she is still really young and without proper employment

>> No.69605634

>>69605430
>decent house
Decent houses don't have five bedrooms and a garage, she wants a lowkey mansion like those boomer american houses from the '60s.

>> No.69605658

>>69605618
interesting tactic sir

>> No.69605674

also shadowmama's awful credit

>> No.69605677

>>69605430
She talked about it on stream. Bank won't give her a mortgage because being a streamer is not a sufficiently reliable form of employment.

>> No.69605843

do not show shadowmama the booru

>> No.69605867

someone tell shadowmama about warosu

>> No.69605897

>>69605430
If you do the math, she gets no more than 80k a year. Even 60-70 most likely. Because her country takes 45 percent and Twitch takes 30. From Twitch she raises about 140 per year + 30 from donations, if there are no shadow ones that are not indicated in the chat. 140*0.7*0.55 =~58k + 30*0.55 =~16
58+16/12=~6.2 per month. But most likely about 5 per month.

>> No.69605907

>>69605867
warosu has a shitty UI palanq would be easier for her

>> No.69605932
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I really hope Shadowmama doesn't shame her out of being cringe (herself).

>> No.69605942

hi shadowmama

>> No.69605953

>>69605618
>tracker.loligirl.cn
What does this mean I don't understand torre

>> No.69605966

>>69605897
she made 50% of that from merch.

>> No.69606033

>>69605953
trackers are servers that help peers find each other
its not spyware (but still use a proxy)

>> No.69606137

also shonshons gettin a raise. subs are now 5 gbp

>> No.69606140

>>69606033
always use a vpn when torrenting the feds are tracking your every move theyre trying to get you

>> No.69606185

>>69606140
INSANECAT

>> No.69606216

>>69606140
this but unironically, fbi is thirsting for your bussy

>> No.69606249

Shadowmama is doing her reps
This can not end well

>> No.69606281

>>69606249
I'm terrified

>> No.69606293

SHADOWMAMA I KNOW YOU'RE HERE
START AN ONLYFANS AND YOU'LL BE RICHER THAN SHONDO

>> No.69606320

>>69606281
Same. Scared unironically

>> No.69606351

hi future mother in law

>> No.69606356

shadowmama I think... um i think you're realy cute..

>> No.69606363

>>69606249
>>69606281
>>69606320
She will tell shondo what we do /here/
Scared
I don't say bad things, but I'm worried about the mean posts, i don't want her to feel sad or bad because of shoggas

>> No.69606394

sup bitch, shondo told me a lot about you

>> No.69606398

shondo having to explain the concept of cute bullying and 'ryona' to shadowmama

>> No.69606430

>>69606363
Yeah, without a dozen layers of irony our shitposts can look like serial killer manifestos.

>> No.69606443

>>69606394
i feel like this would work on her, maybe add in a few pushes or maybe spit on the ground near her feet

>> No.69606558

I can't imagine how embarrassing it is for wifey
I'm getting embarrassed over shadowmama potentially having seen my posts

>> No.69606567

"Dear, what's a loli"

>> No.69606604

did she just dox shadowmama's twitch account?

>> No.69606634

Hopefully the "hi shadowmama" scares her off

>> No.69606649

>>69601408
married (not to her)

>> No.69606690

>>69606567
Doesn't she know already? She's seen her model

Also oh my God not the fucking clip comments

>> No.69606700

I hope all of the clips are just her saying "I hate women"

>> No.69606712

Next stream she's going to act much more reserved

>> No.69606732

SHONDO PLEASE EXPLAIN HER THAT WE'RE NOT THE SAME PLEASEEEE

>> No.69606745

>>69606700
that is all her clips

>> No.69606752

>>69601408
enjoying a coffee at a local cafe with shondo

>> No.69606753

>>69606712
next stream shadowmama will pimp shondo out because of all the impregnation comments

>> No.69606758

wait, yeh merrred to all yah little fetish friends?

>> No.69606792

>>69606758
Kek

>> No.69606803

>nooo mom they're not fetish friends
>checks daughters' clips
>plap plap uoh cunny sex sex

>> No.69606808

>>69606758
i can hear her, its over for me

>> No.69606809

shadowmama and forest elder are eatin good tonight

>> No.69606850

I'm smiling ear to ear(with terror)
I imagine shadowmama has a wicked smile on her face reading these out loud

>> No.69606855

PLEASE someone get her in the archive

>> No.69606856

>>69606758
She already knows we're in a relationship with her newfag

>> No.69606915

>>69606850
good one

>> No.69606916

Anyone else embarrassed?

>> No.69606922

>>69606850
shadowmama unironically has a wicked smile right now

>> No.69606936

>>69606916
no

>> No.69606967

>>69606916
By someone still doing the wicked smile bit? Yes
By shadowmama? No

>> No.69606970

>>69606916
Yeah

>> No.69606972

>>69606916
why would i be embarrassed about my mother in law

>> No.69606986

>>69606916
yes, I dont want the Saalipilled clipwatchers to represent me

>> No.69607005

>>69606916
>embarrassed
never in my life

>> No.69607015

>>69606972
This is dumb considering shondo is embarrassed from her birth mother

>> No.69607051

>>69607015
she can be embarrassed, i dont have to be
i think its funny and cute

>> No.69607063

>>69606916
shadow needs to be knocked down a peg I'm glad she's coming to turns with what she's created

>> No.69607097

:D
D:

>> No.69607100

i want to share my posts with shadowmama and laugh at them while shondo pouts and complains as we laugh like were going over an old photo album

>> No.69607149

The Shompy
https://files.catbox.moe/143mrf.mp4

>> No.69607190

>>69607100
this would be fun but going through the archive of streams and screenshots instead

>> No.69607192

if my mom saw the heinous shit and fantasies I’ve posted about my loli daughter little sister wife she would be disappointed in me

>> No.69607268 [DELETED] 

Shadowmamas going to find about the bbc

>> No.69607282

>>69604962
>dropping a couple thousand dollars for a special occasion is what anyone with a decent job and low expenses can do
can, yes. would, no.

>> No.69607364

>>69607282
look no further than dutchfag needing to dip into his fucking savings not to lose to actual richfags who don't even watch her

>> No.69607412
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69607412

shondo rn

>> No.69607463

I don't even know what to say anymore

>> No.69607464
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69607464

shadowmama and oli are going to save this marriage

>> No.69607516

I wonder what Shadowmama and FT thinks about our relationship with Shondo

>> No.69607533

>>69607516
reps

>> No.69607566

>>69607516
they think its creepy and hate lolis, duh

>> No.69607570

Best zatsu incoming soon

>> No.69607596

shadowmama please let me impregnate your daughter. don't worry, i'm white.

>> No.69607625
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69607625

We have looked to Britannia and called you in.
We’ve corrected your first 2D body and give you now this healthy 3D Avatar.
We reject other /uoh/ oshis and pray devoutly to you, great Shondo.
Give us your knowledge of all secret things and all mysteries of the Earth;
bring us honor, nise merch and good ASMR streams;
and bind all female vtubers to our Will,
as we have bound ourselves for now and ever to Yours.
Hail Shondo!
Hail Shondo!
Hail Shondo!

>> No.69607652

>>69607516
Shadowmama was neutral, if I recall she said "wifey? oh, you are a good wifey?" and that was that. She probably thought it was some fetish friend rp.

>> No.69607670

>>69607625
So true oomfie

>> No.69607709

>>69607570
saali is drooling as much as shondo rn

>> No.69607765

I hope shadowmama didn't see any bad posts

>> No.69607768

shadowmama i am unironically in love with your daughter and can provide for your family please allow me to marry her

>> No.69607795

>>69607765
I think it'll be funny if she starts thinking shondo's basically doing porn again

>> No.69607826

% of shadowmama browsing /shon/ at night?

>> No.69607840

If she's flustered there's no way she's fibbing her way out of this. How will she explain everything?

>> No.69607854

>>69607768
>please allow me to marry her
just click the follow button on her twitch channel

>> No.69607873

>>69607826
0, she'd misspell shon and 4chan

>> No.69607876

>>69607826
she probably gets off reading all my posts about wanting to lick shondo's pussy

>> No.69607893

>>69607670
>oomfie
>not shoomfie
you had one job shogga

>> No.69607897

>>69607873
kek

>> No.69607900

>>69607768
Don't you follow her on twitch?

>> No.69607962

>>69607893
I'll use that one from now on, thanks shoomfie

>> No.69607972

red-faced flustered Shondo my beloved.

>> No.69607984

>>69607873
>shon
>4chan
>4shon
>forsen
wallah, maybe advent was on to something after all

>> No.69608040

>>69607984
INSANECAT

>> No.69608042

introducing shondo to my parents as 'fallenshadow' just to make her glow red

>> No.69608141

I wouldn't deny being married to shondo if properly asked, but no way in hell am I even suggesting that I'm married to her to anyone
I'd become a social outcast, probably

>> No.69608224

Man am I happy I only talk about Shondo here so Shadowmama will never see it

>> No.69608298

>>69608224
syadouClueless

>> No.69608307

Imagine shadowmama reads our brainworms /here/ and has a talk with shondo about them

>> No.69608343

>>69608307
i tried finding these threads on google with as few search terms as possible and it's pretty difficult without specifically typing 4chan in there, which shadowmama would never do. i think we're safe, for better or worse

>> No.69608382

>>69608307
wasn't half of the thread yesterday about not being able to have sex with her?

>> No.69608418

>>69608343
It's pretty obvious. I'm sure google has a filter on sites like 4chan

>> No.69608465

>guras doing honk mimimi too
the shondomination is real INSANECAT

>> No.69608469

>>69608141
I live in a city full of old folk that don't know shit about vtubing, if someone asked about my love life I'd say I'm married to an entertainer. If they push for details I'd describe it as her playing video games for a living.
>>69608307
She wouldn't know what 90% of our schizo ramblings refer to.
>>69608343
>better or worse
Better. Are you out of your mind? I feel my sanity eroding if I spend too much time /here/ and I've used this site for the past 13 years.

>> No.69608478

Yet no one imagines ft coming here

>> No.69608507

>>69608478
shut the fuck up already

>> No.69608535

shadowmama called out ray, she has parental access to shondos emails

>> No.69608538

>>69608469
>Better. Are you out of your mind?
who knows, maybe it would lead to them having a productive conversation between themselves

>> No.69608562

>>69608535
Counter, not to her business email

>> No.69608585

>>69608538
A productive conversation that results in what? Retard.

>> No.69608664

>>69608585
have you never had a conversation with another person before? what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.69608742

shondo having to explain the concept of 'antis' to shadowmama after having to endure her reading out mean comments

>> No.69608749

>>69608343
ive gotten warosu in my search results a bunch of times, but mostly when searching for /here/ topics

>> No.69608828

Shonspiracy theory:
FT is the oink poster

>> No.69608901

shadowmama and forest elder reciting bullyposts to shondo for weeks after finding out how to browse warosu

>> No.69608902

I need an update on the situation

>> No.69608967

>>69608902 (me)
From shondo i mean

>> No.69609117

>>69596782
Do i really have to introduce myself to access the discord? I've been stuck on the rules channel for 2 days. Seems way too autistic for a requirement

>> No.69609130

Make sure to leave comments asap since this is prime time for shadowmama to read it
Let her know how passionately you wish to impregnate both of them

>> No.69609179

>>69609117
you have to ask the mods/admins for access

>> No.69609190

is she under the desk

>> No.69609211

>>69609117
you're so fucking stupid its unbelievable

>> No.69609281
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>>69609190
im actually cooking this (i cant draw)

>> No.69609283

>>69609117
ya big dummy

>> No.69609342

i hope shadowmama reads this thread, she is a genuinely nice person and seems like a very nice person to have around and have fun with i am glad to have her as my mother in law

>> No.69609362

>>69609342
I second this

>> No.69609522

>>69609342
just wait until she decides to bring home a shondophrenic and bang him

>> No.69609608

>>69609522
there are some that are old enough to be in her strike range

>> No.69609626

>>69609608
;)

>> No.69609638

>>69609608
her strike range is lower than stream Shondos

>> No.69609674

>>69608749
comes up for me all the time using verbatim search, but chances of shadowmama using that are ~0, thankfully

>> No.69609683

>>69609626
>>69609638
let me rephrase it, there are some that are old enough to consider her in their strike range

>> No.69609753

>>69609117
being able to read is the primary requirement

>> No.69609866

if you’re all so confident its okay to treat her the way you do and say the kinds of things you do why are you so worried about shadowmama reading any of it?

>> No.69609877
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69609877

https://astridson.itch.io/lobby2?secret=oi2A24d4g9xeCjwEJV7v4fvXDhE

Lobby 2 beta is up if you guys want to play it

>> No.69609879

ok, new plan. start hitting up the klubs around the UK trying to find shadowmama. get her drunk, rizz her up and invite yourself to her place. fuck her to smithereens, excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. find shondo's dirty fucking panties and just start turbosniffing them. oh my god the aroma. the scent of her unwashed pussy that she hasn't cleaned for 2 weeks is assaulting your senses. you start absolutely pounding your meat and wake up 3 hours later covered in blood and broken bits of your penis stuck to your hands. shondo peeks from behind the corner with a terrified look on her face. you cum again, then you die.

>> No.69609946

>>69609866
I'm not, I see this as the ideal window to get shadowmama to read my comments
She's the grooming backup plan

>> No.69610025

>>69609866
>sitting Shadowmama down and explaining I have to rape Shondo because I love her

>> No.69610084

>>69609866
I may be a shining white night who treats shondo like a princess. I still don't want her reading cunnyposts on youtube and reams of schizo cuck manifestos here.

>> No.69610101

>>69609879
Started off good, went downhill. You got into shondo's house legally but went and sniffed her laundry? Shondo is literally down the hall on the left waiting to be inseminated and you stick your nose into some fucking panties?

>> No.69610158

>>69610084 (me)
fucking hell, "night"?

>> No.69610290

>>69610101
too nervous to see her face to face. sniffing her panties is good enough for me

>> No.69610365

shadowmama would 100% ask shondo to double down as a gold digger

>> No.69610452

>>69610365
Yeah, maybe the best solution here is just to direct her attention to the dono leaderboard.

>> No.69610465

>>69609879
my honest to god plan was to just drive around with a massive horn or siren when she streams asmr or something and see if I can hear it on stream. it would only take a month or two

>> No.69610537

>>69610465
I wish you luck, and hope the story of you getting arrested makes it onto the news

>> No.69610581

Just get a demon and ask them the location of shondo's house lol
That simple
That's what I'm planning to do when I get magic to find her

>> No.69610654

>>69610465
this would actually work
its how they found shia labeouf's flag

>> No.69610688

>>69610654
I know, yeah that was my inspiration

>> No.69611007

>>69598272
nice, thanks anon.

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i can't stop thinking about how sexy shondo's body must be, fucked up belly button and all, i mean under the clothes

>> No.69611202

shondo please... i'll be your sigma gymbro provider... just one chance...

>> No.69611259

>>69609877
It works in browser but I can't download it

>> No.69611314

>>69611105
i do wonder what the deal with her bellybutton is. did the nurse fuck up cutting off the umbilical cord or something?

>> No.69611354

>>69611105
oh and her scars too, that's one of the best parts

>> No.69611376

>>69609117
READ SHOGGER

>> No.69611394

I want to lick and slobber over shondo's wrists

>> No.69611419

>>69611376
don't spoonfeed someone that retarded. it's good that they're filtered

>> No.69611487

>>69611259
Not sure what happened, should work now.

>> No.69611653

>>69611487
Nope I get an "invalid game" error whenever I try to download. Refreshed too.

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>>69609877
Doesn't seem to work properly. Looks fine on menu, but then that happens as I get in game. Also, still can't download it.
Tested on Chrome and Firefox Nightly, same result.

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69612077

>>69611882
Works fine for me in firefox

>> No.69612149

maybe I should reskin a shitty old game
that'll get me my main channel follow

>> No.69612208

>>69609866
i'm not

>> No.69612255

still hasn't played grackle's game on stream after her promise by the way

>> No.69612320

Ok but literally how hard is it to just bring it up

>> No.69612329

>>69612149
Go for it!

>> No.69612337

>>69612149
Skill issue. Stop being such a baby

>> No.69612361

>>69611653
>>69611882
Looks like an itch problem maybe. I upload it again, it works fine, I can download it. Then I open it in another broswer and it gives invalid game.

>>69611882
That effect is the cronch ribbon effect, did you toggle that?

I uploaded an unzipped exe maybe that works. Please try that one

>> No.69612365

>>69611882 (me)
>>69612077
Tested on edge and it works now, what the hell.

>> No.69612386

if she's my wife then why isn't she here for me in my time of need?

>> No.69612460

>>69612361
>That effect is the cronch ribbon effect, did you toggle that?
Oh, it was auto toggled when I launched it. So weird.

>> No.69612474

>>69612361
>>I uploaded an unzipped exe maybe that works. Please try that one
Nope looks like it might be an itch problem, I'll try again when I wake up

>> No.69612541

>>69612386
@ her on twitter unironically, i get it's something unfathomable to bring yourself to do, but do it
Btw i wouldn't ever do something like that, I'd rather blow up a building

>> No.69612582

>>69612460
Did you create a new save or did it have a save 1 already? If It did I might have accedentaly put in my own save that had it toggled

>> No.69612727

>>69612541
i won't, because being anything but fake nise at all times = trauma-dumping.

>> No.69612983

Holy fuck the music in the trailer is god awful. Please tell me that isn’t in the full game.

>> No.69613049

>>69612582
No, it had no saves when I first started it. I guess it's because I acted like a retard and started clicking around without reading.

>> No.69613053

>>69612983
I was going to ask, how annoying does the music get

>> No.69613082

>>69601408
I will be hanging out with another girl by that time our cute daughter

>> No.69613120

>>69612727
Nuh uh

>> No.69613347

>>69612727
no one said that

>> No.69613412

>>69613347
difficult to grasp for an autist i know but sometimes you don't have to spell things out syllable by syllable in order to communicate something

>> No.69613481

>>69613412
no i know what a strawman is it's not my autism that's the problem

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69613872

Are (You) okay?

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>>69613872
Yeah, I've been drinking today.

>> No.69614130

>>69613872
Yeah I miss my wife tho

>> No.69614208

>even nina is calling people daddy now
shondo just bring back the redeem

>> No.69614295

I don't like shondo calling us daddy(with the exception of when she says we're otis's daddy)

>> No.69614309

>>69614208
After what happened today I don't think so lmao.

>> No.69614390

i would only be fine with shondo calling me daddy if it were in bed with my hands around her tiny neck

>> No.69614407

>>69614295
This. It feels more romantic

>> No.69614480

>>69614309
Thanks a lot Shadowmama

>> No.69614656

>>69613872
This made me tear up, I read it in her voice

>> No.69614729
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i love her so much i want to toss her over my shoulder and carry her back to my home to dress her up in cute clothes just to dirty them with her blood and tears before spending all night hugging her

>> No.69614940

>>69614729
I like this one

>> No.69615004
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69615004

I want to absolutely violate and ravage sho, as well as man handle him.

>> No.69615086
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69615086

>this is possible with magic
Thoughts?

>> No.69615092

>Shondo liked this
https://x.com/BunniNor/status/1759941680394899824?s=20

>> No.69615178

>>69615092
What are you trying to say

>> No.69615213

>>69612474
Download should work now. Looks like a restricted game on itch can be played in the browser but downloads don't work, which, what's the point? I decided fuck it and published the game so now it's downloadable but won't show up in search

>> No.69615318

>>69615178
She doesn't approve of what Yuko did, clearly

>> No.69615326

>>69615092
doesnt like drama btw

>> No.69615378

>>69615092
She still supports Nyanners though

>> No.69615394

>>69615318
Yuko did nothing wrong

>> No.69615410

>>69615326
NTA but how is that drama, it's a truthful statement, no shit people should be held accountable for what they reap and sow.

>> No.69615415

>>69615092
goodgirl on the right side of history

>> No.69615502

>>69615318
We needed her liking that tweet to know this?

>> No.69615503

>>69615410
And the like is a little nod to her own community without stirring things up

>> No.69615581

>>69615092
I don't get this can anyone explain it to me?

>> No.69615610
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>>69615092
She really is the goodest girl
>>69615326
She hates getting involved in drama. She knows the most obsessed shoggers stalk her likes. She's indicating how she feels to her most dedicated.
If she replied to it on main and condemned Yuko either passively or directly, that would be getting involved in drama.

>> No.69615642

>>69615092
norbunny took one for the team by admitting he watches yuko

>> No.69615680

>>69615581
Just read BunniNor's recent tweets

>> No.69615697

>>69615318
I felt very disturbed today by what she did because I'm an empath. poor guys. evil woman

>> No.69615700

>>69613991
what you sippin?

>> No.69615753

>>69615581
a gfe vtuber took a long break, came back, said she wasnt doing that stuff anymore and to get over it, also shes deleting all of her old gfe content

>> No.69615823

>>69615697
I don't want to say they had it coming but when a chuuba debuts and instantly begins doing lewd GFE content like crazy and then disappears completely for 2 months it's a little sus.
Yuko was never sentimental from what I can tell, just masturbating on stream and an occasional "uuu I love you". She isn't emotional GFE, just sexual. It's pretty telling how that would work out, especially when I'm pretty sure she was either a cosplayer or fleshtuber and went to cons a lot etc in her PL.

>> No.69615852

>>69615378
and supported rushia up until just now. and supported wonton.

>> No.69615998

>>69615680
>>69615753
Thanks guys.
That's a bummer I feel bad for her viewers

>> No.69616196

if anything it shows shondo how you can drop gfe altogether and have it work out

>> No.69616272

>>69615318
What did she do? I don’t pay attention to vtuber drama

>> No.69616313

>>69616272
dropped gfe and picked up vlogging >>69615823

>> No.69616322

>>69616272
like 4 posts up shogga cmon

>> No.69616445
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coming home to shondos cooking, telling her it sucks, apologising because you were just joking, cuddling in da klub for an hour

>> No.69616457

>>69615823
>She isn't emotional GFE, just sexual
So she's a whore?

>> No.69616573

>>69615823
lots of lies and made up assumptions in this post, but I'm not going to fact check a diss against a grifter

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69616607

Im glad that shondo doesnt do GFE. She does actual WIFE experience (this filters and explodes the brains of homosexuals and retards alike)

>> No.69616612

>>69616445
I would eat shondo's food regardless of the taste, even if if the most fucked up fried rice ever, even if it's the most undercooked chicken.
And i will tell her i loved it(it's true because she cooked it)

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>>69616607
I never understood people calling shondo gfe, she's just my wife, simple as that

>> No.69616729

>>69616684
theres no one else like shondo, and gfe is the closest term that fits

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>>69616684
exactly! glad to know there are level headed and correct and righteous shoggas itt

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>>69616607
>>69616684
I feel like she genuinely ISN'T GFE though, she doesn't lay it on thick, she's only romantic and emotional when she feels like it. She plays it up a little for our sake sometimes but it doesn't feel like pandering, she really is just a unique experience, and I say this as someone who hopped between GFE types for several years before I found her. Not to mention that she definitely doesn't "need" to do anything GFE, she would be just as popular if not more if she had never started it. She really does just feel genuine.

>> No.69616872

>>69616196
syadouClueless

>> No.69616883

shes annoying brat experience

>> No.69616900
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>>69616838
She is my wife.

>> No.69617129

>>69616883
Shogga, "imouto wife" means "little sister wife", obvious she's going to be a brat!
I never got this complaint, she's most consistent in being imouto above all else, by which I mean daughter, niece, etc.
I find her being bratty very endearing and cute, the charm of little sisters is their brattiness and cute act!
She's my little sister wife and I love her a lot!

>> No.69617699

schedule doko

>> No.69617702

>>69615700
I ran out of vodka so i made a mix of crème de menthe and kahlúa mixed with some coffee. On that note is a gallon of vodka a month too much?

>> No.69617727
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69617727

waking up to searing pain on your face, you jolt upright and your head collides with shondos, a bloody knife falls into your lap as she grasps her head in pain and keeps repeating "i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry" with tears streaming down her face. you process what happened as the shock wears off while she continues to apologise profusely, but underneath her arms you swear you see her smirking.
having to tell the neighbors you 'slipped' while working on the car. she keeps apologising but deep down you know she isn't really sorry, and the worst part is you don't really care either.

>> No.69617887

>>69616607
her entire discord is against parasocialism and wifetubing and she's now pandering to those people by giving them more attention with her impromptu movie watchalongs so i'm not sure she successfully filtered them lol

>> No.69617967

>>69617702
>i made a mix of crème de menthe and kahlúa mixed with some coffee
that sounds fucking delicious

>> No.69617969

>>69617887
stop being so dramatic, there were barely any discord only fags in there

>> No.69618011

>>69617887
This is the most dramatic and bizarre take on the movie watchalongs. Everyone there were husbands.

>> No.69618015

>>69617887
retard almost everyone in the watchalong is a regular and most are /here/

>> No.69618068

FallenShadow has had a positive impact on my life and I love her dearly

>> No.69618076

>>69617702
>is a gallon of vodka a month too much?
Mayhaps

>> No.69618138
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>>69618015
>>69618011
>>69617969
>turbosneeding

>> No.69618165

>>69618068
So true shoomfie and same

>> No.69618251

>>69617727
Does this imply her cutting your face? Kinda cute

>> No.69618289

>>69617967
It is. About 8 oz 33/66 crème de menthe / kahlúa and a cup of regular Columbia med roast if you want to try it.

>> No.69618340

>>69617699
In an hour and a half probably

>> No.69618409

>>69618076
Ya I figured. It kills the pain though...

>> No.69618734

>>69599224
She's gonna get a cold if she sits in the snow like that.

>> No.69618745

>>69618289
thanks anon, i'll try it

>> No.69618814

>>69602022
I want to feed ducks and geese to her so much.

>> No.69618820

valentines 2.0

>> No.69618875

She's going through the tag, post your art if you didn't

>> No.69618948

>rting dewd's first
hehe... yeah...

>> No.69618986

>>69618948
she goes through the tag by oldest to newest you genuinely obsessed sperg

>> No.69619017

>>69618948
I cannot imagine being this much of a cuck

>> No.69619022

>>69618948
Why are you like this

>> No.69619029
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why the fuck did this faggot block me? I can't see his art

>> No.69619050

don't make excuses for her, kneel to the king

>> No.69619068

>>69619029
you probably deserved it

>> No.69619079

>>69618745
Let me know what you think and a good shon related name for it.

>> No.69619131

>>69619068
I actually can't think of anything, I'm the chillest shogga out there.

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>>69619029
>Uhhh I forgor Valentines so something I've been sitting on. Talk of the hot sands with tanned imouto wife princess queen
Shondo with short hair down > pig tail shondo desu

>> No.69619219

>>69619131
are you known to be /here/? Some people just block anyone like that

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