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I used to think it would be Matsuri but turns out she is an omega Menhera

>> No.6956719

>>6956664
take the Irys pill gosling, it's the real mommy gf experience

>> No.6956863
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Carol, she's great with kids.

>> No.6956876

>>6956719
hard agree

>> No.6956884

>>6956664
Maririn.

>> No.6956930

>>6956664
Purin

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>>6956664
Pic related is the only good wife material in Hololive. Everyone else is either too autistic or has the nurturing instincts of a praying mantis.

>> No.6957153

Akirose if you actually want a happy life

>> No.6957195

>>6956664
Actually Lamy.

>> No.6957232

>>6956664
Marine if you don't mind her coming home horny after flirting with random strangers and potential ntr. Akirose if you want someone mentally stable and avoid drama.

>> No.6957390

>>6957195
>feed newborn babies alcoholic breast milk
no thanks

>> No.6957406

>>6956664
For me it is Watame

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>>6956719
Listen to this man

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>>6956664
For me, it is Moona, for I love architecture

>> No.6957538

>>6956664
Nenechi gf, Watame gf, Noel wife, Botan wife, Mio wife, Fubuki wife

>> No.6957595

I'd hope to change the void of Apex/Ark autism in Choco to cooking/baking/cute things outside.

>> No.6957602

>>6957232
Just threaten her that you would divorce her. She is a masochist and therefore submissive. Keep her on a tight leash and you will have the best wife you can have.

>> No.6957746

>>6956719
Honestly Irys is one of the best GF/wife material out there as far as chuubas go. She’s the only chuuba I’d seriously consider having a relationship with.

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It's Mio and it's not even close

>> No.6960523

>>6956664
ame

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Language barrier would be rough but we can get through it

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>>6956664
Going on a date with Pomu! https://youtube.com/watch?v=aDGgujf_G1E

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Roboco may be my oshi, but I find her determination very charming. Never mind the hag status, Botan would probably fit my bill.

>> No.6960969

Selen.

>> No.6960992
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>>6956664
Nenechi would literally be the best gf imaginable.
She's literally the perfect woman
>cute, sexy, nice, kind, funny, up for anything, wholesome, cares about you, positive, can sing, can dance
She's just amazing. I'm serious.
I don't know if I could make Nene as happy as she deserves to be but I would try, cause I'm absolutely sure she'd make me as happy as possible.

You just know you would enjoy every moment of your life with a Nene gf or wife. Imagine going to Disney Sea with her or out to some karaoke, or you two walk your dog in the nearby park. No matter what you do with Nene she'd be smiling and cheerful.

>> No.6961168

>>6956664
It's Marine. I would treat her so well bros.

>> No.6961294

Marine is made for mating press and marriage!

>> No.6961349

>>6960992
fucking THIIIIIIIIIS. NENECHI IS BEST WIFE/GF.

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>>6956664
Noel. This is a no brainer.

>> No.6961409

>>6956664
Risu

>> No.6961434

>>6956664
Watch prism, they're all gf/wife material (except Luto, she's an aussie)

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Suisei would be hard to get into a relationship with, but once you're together she'd be top tier.

>> No.6961826

>>6956664
Rushia, Okayu, Irys and Fubuki.

>> No.6961885

>>6956664
Mio is the ultimate wife.

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>>6956664
Pomu of course!

>> No.6961970

>>6961826
baffling how it took this long in the thread for someone to say Okayu. best wife

>> No.6962080

>>6956664
My wife, Roboco.

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>Which Chuuba would make a great gf/wife

My wife is sadly deceased. Right now I am but a pathetic widower. Not a day goes by were I am not thinking about her cute giggles. Her weird but oddly captivating humour. Her everything was very endearing to me. She was the love of my life, still is actually. But she is gone now. How do I continue living without her? How do I cope knowing that she is never coming back?

>> No.6962156

Ina isn't my oshi, but she is far and away my wife of choice

>> No.6962190

>>6962094
What are you talking about? Ina isn't dead.

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>>6957789
Like anon said.
Mio is best wife material.

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>>6962094
Cherish those memories.
And who knows, maybe she will come back.
In five hundred years or sooner.

>> No.6963376

Ina. Stay-at-home sugar mommy. ASMR alarm clock that is stylus clacking on tablet. The only time either of us would leave the house would be to check the mail and take out the trash. On her off time she can carry me in FFXIV. At the end of the day I carry her frail, malnourished yet plump ass to bed.

She isn't even my oshi.

>> No.6963388

I would like to say Mio but she has almost ascended to crazy catlady status, so now I'm not sure.

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>but turns out she is an omega Menhera
How new? Mentsuri isnt a new thimg and is worth marrying her
>Also
One job like a husband its control her menheras, make it a better person

>> No.6964460

>>6963388
All the more reason to wife her up and make her a real mother.

>> No.6965071

>>6962094
If you cant fold your arms and stand there for 500 years and say "So what? I'm waiting for my wife" to anyone who questions you, you arent her husband

>> No.6966434

>>6956664
Rushia is the popular choice but personally, I want to marry Lamy

>> No.6966613

kiara no brainer

>> No.6967014

has to be the former nursery school teacher and girliest of girls gap-moe Towasama.

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Pomu, because she's kind and nurturing

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>>6956664
Takoyaki Tower.
No doubt.

>> No.6967143

>>6956719
FPBP. IRys might not be as entertaining as Gura or Amelia or some of the JP’s, but IRys is certainly the mommy housewife gf we all want.

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>>6957406
based

>> No.6967408

>>6961970
Does most Okayu gfe need a membership? I have been holding off on her streams

>> No.6967434

This is when NijiTR cucks and vwhore fags choose hologirls... Haha

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>>6967434
But I have Rosemi?

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It'd be impossible for the entire extended family not to love her. Beyond marriage, children, grandchildren. And when finally gone, hopefully from old age, she would be missed even decades later.

>> No.6968121

>>6956664
WTH, wasn't the story of her meeting her mother a with a knife a big enough hint?

>> No.6968298

>>6956664
Menhera make the best wives

>> No.6968421

I can't decide between Watame and Nene. They're both decent choices.

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>>6956664
My wife

>> No.6968505

>gf
Subaru
>wife
Mio

>> No.6968537

subaru

>> No.6968576

>>6968454
>No maid fetish gf like Pomu...

>> No.6968577

none because they all whore themselves to men on the internet for money and fame

>> No.6968646

>>6968298
I doubt it. Matsuri might be great for sex, but she's not stable enough for marriage and definitely not for children.

>> No.6968680

>>6968646
She'll force you to make her drink your piss.

>> No.6968697

None, they're all insane. Some are able to hide it better but they would be insufferable to live with

>> No.6968704

>>6968697
Polka...

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>>6956719
This

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>>6968454
She's
my wife

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>>6962190

>> No.6969468

>>6956719
Sell me on her

>> No.6969904

>>6969468
she's only been live for two weeks, go watch her baby stream

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>She will never accept my love

>> No.6970676

>>6957153
unfathomably based

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>> No.6970837

Serious answer? Probably none of them. Vtubing pretty much requires certain traits that run contrary to positive motherhood.

Well, maybe Ina could, being so centered.

>> No.6970968

Pretty much all the comfy/boring chuuba would make great girlfriends/wife material, except for Watame.

>> No.6971002

I do not want to be a gosling, I cannot imagine the pain

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My oshi smokes like a chimney and drinks as well, so standing near her would probably end what's left of my lungs, so I'd probably pick Ina or Lulu

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>>6956664
Unironically Ina, Ame or Roboco.

>> No.6971748

Ayame

>> No.6971768

Marine. She's more nurturing than she initially lets on. More importantly, she's thicc as fuck.

>> No.6971816

>>6970718
Jesus those horns. Can you imagine pushing that out of your snatch? Poor Cocochi.

>> No.6972073

>>6956719
>>6957153
>IRyS
>Aki Rosenthal
I am convinced these two are the same person and you can't change my mind.

>> No.6972095

>>6972073
The fact that Aki can't speak English should be a pretty good indication.

>> No.6972136

>>6972095
CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND

>> No.6972712

>>6971395
>My oshi smokes like a chimney
Wait who?

>> No.6972803

Pomu

>> No.6973235
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>No one has mentioned Sora yet

>> No.6973353

>>6956863
i miss her bros..

>> No.6973614

>>6973235
Sora is too perfect, I can't imagine myself being with her.

>> No.6973750

>>6956664
Everyone knows it's Mio, Sora and Watame. There is absolutely no contest here.

>> No.6973845

Ayunda Risu is the best wife material in hololive, I don't even care how does her roommate looks or not, she's not even my oshi, but if I could choose any holo to be my wife, it would be Risu, easily.

>> No.6973970

>>6973845
All I know is that her roommate is missing her left breast from a horrible factory accident.

>> No.6974584

>>6970688
man that IRyS shot really fits the aesthetic here. maybe its the coloration or something, but I wouldn't blink if this showed up in the actual movie.

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>>6956664
Patra, Mary, Dola, Sukoya, Kojo

>> No.6976226

>>6957092
Too overbearing.
She can probably only be happy after she nags you.

>> No.6979780

>>6956664
I only really know about hololive but these seem like good picks for an actual gf.
JP: Aki, Fubuki, Subaru, Mio, Flare, Watame and Botan.

ID: Iofi
EN: Ina
I haven't watched Irys so maybe her too.

>> No.6979876

>>6956664
>>6957538
go for hags if you want a happy life. pre-hag girls are retards and only there for cheap thrills

>> No.6979879

>>6960992
>I don't know if I could make Nene as happy as she deserves to be
that is why she needs so many husbands anon.
only together can we satisfy her.

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>>6956664
Sora of course

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>>6979780
>Iofi
Taking care of my Iofi gf after her coof is gone!

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>>6956664
>Plays sandbox kusoges all day
>Ubereats every day
>Doesn't leave the house

We could play Fallout 76 together all day while eating mc donalds, drinking monster energy and listening to L'Arc~en~Ciel and Sakanaction.
The perfect NEET life.

>> No.6985312
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>>6956664
My cute Korean wife Ina-chan

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>>6956664
Mori.

>> No.6985877

>>6956664
Selen would be a great gf.

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>> No.6986767
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>>6957232
>ywn cuddle with marine as she talks about pokemon creepypastas for hours

>> No.6986850

>>6986429
Anon… you will get cucked relentlessly and regularly

>> No.6987055

>>6986850
NTA, is Ange into cucking her (hypothetical) husband? I thought she wanted to get cucked.

>> No.6987307

>>6987055
She wants to steal other womens boyfriends I think, not necessarily cheating on her husband, but is still in the same autism

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>> No.6988106

>>6987475
Based and underrated choice

>> No.6988140

Project Melody
Kiara
Coco

>> No.6988201

>>6976226
Kiara's assertive nature would make her a good mother. She would fiercely protect her baby chicks.

>> No.6988383

Miko

>> No.6988397

>>6988140
(You) need to work on your bait

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>>6988383
Migo is the only vtuber to be actively disgusted by men, unless you are a blonde big titted american woman she doesnt want you

>> No.6988597

>>6988538
I'll make this dyke straight with my cock

>> No.6988716

>>6988597
Good taste.

>> No.6988768

>>6988597
Based

>> No.6988772

>>6988140
Perfect recipe for a disfunctional family !

>> No.6988988

>>6956863
wait mr flip collabed with carol?? or am i just retarded

>> No.6989147

>>6985312
I want to marry this tako-sensei!

>> No.6989482

IRyS giving massive mommy vibes righr now

>> No.6989620

>>6956664
Okayu

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>>6962192
Her new outfit has made her somehow more irresistible.

>> No.6989827

>>6988538
Matsuri once said she doesn't like boys. Maybe she is a lesbian as well.

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>>6984320
top tier choice

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>>6956664
I see a lot of people saying Okayu
good

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ummmm actuary, matsuli ganna be a good girlfriend
i just ganna tell you why....
she have 5 boyfriend already... yaaaa so she must be good girl friend right???
because if she not a good girl friend how she get 5 boyfriend you know.
and she even buy all her boyfriend choclate and present from superchat money
hahahahahaha
yaaaa matsuli probaly good girl friend. but not good wife hahahaha

>> No.6990744

>>6989827
I dont think matsuri said that, and even if she did its obvious shes lying, miko has never faultered in her dykeness

>> No.6990798

>>6990038
If you ever left her she would probably end it all, have you heard about the suicide dream?

>> No.6991290

>>6990744
Matsuri has never really shown attraction to men or shota. She's into lolicon and titcows.

>> No.6991452

>>6991290
https://youtu.be/CzGhe6fgKIY
She gets turned on my making duded “eh?” Whence talking about bandaids on nipples and what not. She also says chinko much more than your average idol should and if youve heard her talk to her brother she sounds like shes constantly on the verge of making a sexual advance on him, she most likely self inserts as lolis

>> No.6991884

>>6991290
she used to have aa boyfriend 4 years ago, also ex-girlfriend.

>> No.6992215

>>6957153
This is the correct answer.

>> No.6992485

>>6957505
Fat bulan

>> No.6992665

Flare would be the perfect wife for me because I love elves

>> No.6992789

>>6991452
She's tactically distracting them. Doesn't mean anything.

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>>6992665
Aki!

>> No.6992925

>>6956664
Fubuki. It's not a coincidence that she's the only one in Hololive who's actually married irl.

>> No.6992996

None they are all seriously damaged women

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Lily

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>>6992996
That's why... I have to save them!

>> No.6993214

>>6992925
Ogey, one video of her roommate talking to some guy, if she was married she is cucking her husband with oga and me

>> No.6993252

>>6993140
Based saviorfag

>> No.6993330

>>6992996
The broken are the most evolved

>> No.6993702

>>6990798
Suicide dream?

>> No.6993927

>>6993702
Polka is probably an actual lesbian and she is slightly chubby (fat in japanese standards) so she must have been bullied harshly for this. She had a dream where she went to a facility where they would kill you, and she said even though she was scared at first, after killing herself in the dream she woke up happy and it was one of the best sleeps in her life. You can probably find a translated clip easily but hopefully poruka is better now

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>>6993214
>>6992925
Pretty sure she is single. In contrast, I'm guessing that she is interested in getting into a relationship with her viewers.
Her collabs with holostar and jokingly said her cat was her boyfriend is probably for waking the gachikois up to get into a more serious relationship with her.
I'm sure after such events she would pay attention to the chat. She might pretend to ignore them, but I'm sure she would re-read them later, even the non-scs, to find a potential boyfriend.

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You'll fall in love with anyone who's kind to you because you're desperate and alone

>> No.6994175

>>6994063
Doubtful she isnt rushia

>> No.6994205

>>6994063
No, she doesn't even joke about her viewers being husbands because that would cuckold her actual irl husband.

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>>6994205
That is why Nene is the strongest idol, anyone who dates her becomes the biggest cuckhold in the history of mankind

>> No.6994301

>>6994155
>Autistic anon/newfag thinks people take this seriously

>> No.6994411

>>6994301
Who are you quoting? Are you so upset that you forgot how to post?

>> No.6994815

>>6967434
>all these people choosing Pomu
Being ignored all day for other people by Pomu!
Being guilt tripped by Pomu!
Spending all day alone while Pomu gets railed by other vtubers!
Being a third wheel to Pomu!
POMU!!

>> No.6994845

>>6994411
Im not quoting anyone, you are so autistic that you believe that the majority of posters on this board are actual schizophrenics rather than people pretending to be them

>> No.6995380
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>>6994155
Yes I will.

>> No.6995473

>>6993927
>slightly chubby
lol

>> No.6995500

>>6995473
Ive seen her anon, unless there are some videos i dont know about she is not a landwhale like people meme her to be

>> No.6995535

I'm a Lunaito and for myself I would only ever choose my sekushi adaluto plincess as a wife, but objectively speaking I have to agree with >>6960992

>> No.6995577

>>6995500
There are videos of her standing and that shit protrudes significantly
"Chubby" would be Korone or Mio

>> No.6995617

>>6995577
I've jacked off to Korone's roommate many times and I don't think she's what you'd call chubby.

>> No.6995644

>>6995617
I should have specified early 00s dog

>> No.6995650
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>>6995577
What is chubby to you, is not chubby to me.

>> No.6995665

>>6995650
If you really loved her, you'd accept that she's fat and then embrace said fat

>> No.6995668

>>6973845
Risu is unironically hot. Source; Reine and Ollie.

>> No.6995699

>>6995665
I wont accept false terms, i wont describe her as fat because she is not fat. Even though I like fat

>> No.6995712

>>6995644
Dog looks good in every single photo/video but there is one where she looks like la bruja and it throws me off

>> No.6995742

>>6973845
>>6995668
She is already tainted anons… you cant save her
https://youtube.com/shorts/1L8UwrYxpYo?feature=share

>> No.6995880

>>6961769
I definitely feel this shit.

>> No.6995889

>>6995742
Stop pilfering clips here. I know you're the same faggot Risu personal army'd for.

>> No.6995943
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Haachama would be good GF and wife if you're also having mental issues. You can split the bill on pills and cry each other to sleep. Just don't let her cook.

>> No.6996446

>>6973235
But the cooking, anon.

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>>6956664
Nabi.

Mega cutie multilingual artist wife is the dream. Plus can you imagine waking up to those giggles every morning?

>> No.6996530

>>6973353
what happened to her? did she just get bored and quit?

>> No.6996554

>>6957232
I'm 100% sure my captain would never even attempt to look at other men out of fear of her husband (me) leaving.

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Motherhood would fix her

>> No.6996583

>>6969337
fucking bitch broke my heart
im glad she finally got to quit her shitty job, and has enough money to fix her anus or whatever is wrong with her.

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>>6993086
>grade A autism
>can't cook worth shit
>openly flirts with all her big bros
Lily would make a horrible wife. Great lil sis, tho

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6996656

>>6995943
I would let her cook and eat every meal with a smile

>> No.6996665
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this angel

>> No.6996755

>>6996562
My cock would fix her

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>>6990798
>implying that I'd willingly leave her

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>starts as your daughter
>becomes your GF
>you marry when she gets old enough
>resets her age again
>repeat

>> No.6997592

>>6996530
groomer drama

>> No.6997632

>>6956664
Lamy…
Matsuri mentioned she’s like a pure heroine from a light novel

>> No.6997957

Towa, Watame would make great wife
Okayu, Flare would make great gf

I'm not worthy of their love but I won't give up on trying to be worthy.

>> No.6998088

>>6995742
How new are you?
She literally makes threads here every now and then.

>> No.6998177

>>6956664
Probably Aqua for me.
Mostly because shyfags tend to gravitate towards me since I’m like an inoffensive cardboard cut out with zero intimidating aura

>> No.6998266

>>6997632
She is wealthy as fuck so if you get her to love you your set for life, also got big biddies

>> No.6998584

>>6957092
European women make for terrible wifes/gfs. Plus shes been infected with the progresive virus, so its a hard pass desu.

>> No.6999258

>>6998584
European women dont make terrible wives what crack are you smoking

>> No.6999584

>>6999258
>European women dont make terrible wives what crack are you smoking
I live in Europe and have dated several European women. Theyre pretty menhera when compared to women from other parts of the world desu.

>> No.6999714

>>6999258
>bad at cooking
>bad companions
>don't want to have children
>muh career
>menhera as fuck
>respect me
>pay more attention to me
>everyone, he's not paying attention to me :(
>divorce to get at least some attention
>rinse, repeat

>> No.7000922

>>6994155
Can't deny this

>> No.7000994

>>6956664
> JP: Sora, AZKi, Aki, Subaru, Choco, Rushia, Flare, Marine, Towa, Kanata, Watame, Lamy, Botan

> ID: Risu, Moona, Reine
> EN: Ina, Gura

Pick some

>> No.7001007

>>6971816
Good thing she came out in an egg.

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for me it's pic related

>> No.7001179

>Anyone answering Choco
She only wants dudes who make six digits a month. She says so herself

>> No.7001264

>>6999584
Menhera but they can cook, are funny compared to most women, mostly loyal, and inarguably the hottest on average

>> No.7001282

>>6999714
I think you are thinking of north american women anon

>> No.7001299

>>7001179
What fucking jobs make 6 figures a month idf your not a celebrity?

>> No.7001503

>>7001299
Assuming she's specifically mentioned six figures from a Japanese point of view, that's $5000-$6000~ a month depending on where you live. Still a lot, but not as crazy as it being based on some Western currency.

Of course assuming she straight up wants some man who brings in hundreds of thousands of dollars a month... Yeah good luck.

>> No.7001705

>>6957092
she would cheat on you within a week, her obnoxious personality is unbearable, she is narcissist and won't be able to take care of you or your kids, is a marxist and feminist like every western women

>> No.7001979

>>7001264
they can't cook for shit i'm better cook than young european women, nothing is funny about them they are always butthurt and try to keep you on short leash. loyality is non existent, some may be hot but their cuteness is at 0 level mostly cuz how awful pants looks on any women, jap women are much better too bad they cheat even more often

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Ame seems the most down to earth and relatable.

>> No.7002398

Marine.
She's desperate for it.

>> No.7002484

>>7001705
Everything you said was right but replace cheat on you with be very clingy

>> No.7005148

>>7001705
I'm a marxist and a feminist too so that works out just fine.

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My science team wife....

>> No.7006194

>>6957406
Watame isn’t my oshi, but she seems like one of the sweetest girls there is.

>> No.7006630

>>6957390
its called a white russian and its great

>> No.7006873

>>6972712
Luna. Why do you think she has 0 stamina, and gets out of breath from lifting a bottle? And have you heard the way she speaks? She sounds INCREDIBLY drunk, 100% of the time.

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Just realized she could make a good candidate

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AZKi

>> No.7012499

>>6961769
Suisei would be impossible. She's been lusting after anime boys for so long, she doesn't want a human partner.

>> No.7013200

>>6985337
Wait someone got her to say it?

>> No.7013241

>>7012499
Sounds like me with anime girls, so at least we start off on a good foot with some common ground.

>> No.7013289

>>6992665
Isn't Flare afraid of men

>> No.7013433

>>7013289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SlHWaPzV5M

Looks real afraid.

>> No.7013490

>>7013433
That's a dog, anon.

>> No.7013547

>>7013490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsIDQso-tBM

Nah, this is the Niji dog.

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Kiara would calm the fuck down after marriage

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>>6968704

>> No.7014762
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You will only ever jerk off in your basement, losers

>> No.7014841

>>7014762
So will Matsuri

>> No.7014875

>>7014762
Matsuri you shouldn't say that about yourself!

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>>7014841
No

>> No.7015418
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Disturbed by the lack of roboco itt

>> No.7015611

>>7015418
Sell me on robot

>> No.7015640

>>7014841
Matsuri's molested more Vtubers than any of us are subscribed to.

>> No.7015643

Botan for her laugh, huge brain and building PCs
Lamy for fat, sagging, milky, stretchy elftits.

>> No.7015650

>>7015611
She farted on stream https://streamable.com/jxcae9

>> No.7016163

>>7015640
I don't know, I'm subscribed to a fuck ton of vtubers.

>> No.7019082

>>6956664
After seeing post from here I had to check this place out. I think this might be the best zoo I've ever visited

>> No.7019200

>>7015611
https://youtu.be/0yrrY9_sUjA

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Chammers, but I am self destructive

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>> No.7023488

>>7023095
I suspect anyone who posts reine wants to have their cock and balls stomped on by high heels

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>>6956664

>> No.7031743
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>> No.7032044

Which chuuba would coddle and baby me because of how young I look?

>> No.7032130

>>7032044

Choco-sensei

>> No.7033344

>>7014060
>He believes this
I've met women like her they only get worse anon...much worse.

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7033401

GAWR (Not Gura)

>> No.7033596

>>6988140
>Melody
You know... dating a virtual literal whore would either be the worst decision of your life or would result in the kinkiest sex.
And if she appreciates you sticking with her washed up used goods she might actually be wife material

>> No.7033731

>>7014060
Pregnancy hormones...

>> No.7034335

>>7001503
>50k a year
Before taxes I make that much
I might make it bros

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>>7041181

>> No.7043217
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>>6956664
Without question.

>> No.7043295

>>7015650
Calli one-upped the robot shitting on stream, sorry anon the bravo queen is my oshi now

>> No.7043328

>>7043295
I meant brap fucking autocorrect

>> No.7043356

Barring individual personalities, probably whichever is the oldest, within reason, since they'd probably want to push out a baby the soonest

>> No.7043399

>>7043356
So Botan or Marine? Maybe Korone

>> No.7043504

>>7043399
korone never struck me as the kind of person who wants a baby, same with botan. mio does though.

>> No.7043582

>>7043504
Yes but based on age Botan is the oldest and Korone is up there

>> No.7043659

>>7043399
I'd go with Marine easy if those are the options. Will likely yield the least ugly children and most likely yield them successfully without congenital defects

>> No.7043696

>>6956664
I dont know who'd make the best one, but beatani would absolutely be the worst one

>> No.7043699

>>7043659
I wonder what growing up as a kid would be like having Marine as your mom would be like.

>> No.7043836

>>6956664
Unironically none of them. They are all varying degrees of dysfunctional and lets be frank, women don't make men happy. Just let go of that fantasy. Having a woman in your life is just one more nuisance you have to worry about

>> No.7043844

>>7043699
According to chubba zatsudans Marine is actually extremely professional and respectful irl.

So it'd be something along the lines of those parents that tell you all the degenerate things in the world but make you promise to keep it a secret with a wink and a shhh

>> No.7043877

>>7043699
Probably very hard to imagine, given all you know is how she acts on the internet, and of course people change when they become parents. I think she'd be a good mother though anyway. Would consider having hafus with.

>> No.7043942

>>7043836
ok faggot

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>>6956664

>> No.7044080

>>7043942
suck your own dick, homo

>> No.7044102

>>7005542
she is a vehement whore

>> No.7044103

>>7044080
you said you don't like women, that makes you a fag

>> No.7044118

>>7043988
Awwww

>> No.7044192

>>7044103
I don't like women, i just fuck them

>> No.7044205

>>6956664
top breeding prospects: marine, noel, mio, lamy, flare

honorable mentions; watame, nenechi, irys, aki

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Lamy is the most proper girlfriend/wife
>needs lots of attention
>substance abuser
>can indirectly destroy your entire life if she feels like it
she's the perfect embodiment of a woman

>> No.7045155

>>7045098
Lamy sounds like someone who should be avoided at all cost

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>>6956664
Only one

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>>7044205
you dont breed Nene, she breeds you

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>>7045098
You MUST love Lamy....

>> No.7045326

>>6956664
Matsuri did nothing wrong.

>>6988597
>>6988768
Kill yourself.

>> No.7045351

>>7045326
sorry, I don't have time to kill myself, I have to cure Miko's faggotry with my dick

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>>7001299
Are you 12?

>> No.7046079

>>7045550
That's yearly, not monthly.

>> No.7046080

>>6987475
i would prefer her to be my husband

>> No.7046206

>>7033401
the absolute state of cumbuds

>> No.7046838

ligma male grindset
sugma male grindset

>> No.7048719

>>7045550
Dumbass

>> No.7048913

>>6994205
What are you talking about? I have her ASMR streams downloaded on my phone so I can listen to her whisper in my ear "TODAY, WAIFU... OGEY!" while I'm driving at night.

>> No.7049051
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No one thinks the rabbit would make a good wife?

>> No.7049254

>>6994063
People will throw out Fubuki being married, but there's never even any kind of shred of evidence behind it like some of the other Holos and their potential fucktoys.

Not saying she doesn't have a boyfriend/husband, just that if she does she's pretty good at keeping it on the downlow.

>> No.7053875

>>6956664
Haachama is my wife, and so far, no complaints

>> No.7054602

>>7053875
She’s becoming a literal Reddit Queen

>> No.7054771

>>7005148
Cuck

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>> No.7062699

>>6956664
None of them.

>> No.7063063

>>6956664
A few of them

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