/shon/

[Anonymous No.]

dying in my wife's arms

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: TBA

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread: >>69493011

[Anonymous No.]

shontoes

[Anonymous No.]

shontoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>69513851
Good image
>>69513484
Are you grackle, the guy that was gone because of a psychotic episode, the guy that spent two weeks in jail or the guy that was gone for 6 month(may or may not have been the same guy as the 2nd one)?

[Anonymous No.]

SHO TOES

[Anonymous No.]

shontummy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69513851
Why does twitter suspend you if you say you want to be killed by someone? That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69513906
I'm unimportant anon. Why would I ever answer sincerely and tattle on myself. Things are going well now and I don't want to fuck that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514343
because he used the K word
Scared

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[Anonymous No.]

>>69514563
WHAT IS THIS THING

[Anonymous No.]

>Why are the notifications you give when interacting with neppie so ominous?
gee I wonder why

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514563
there's nothing there, why did you post this pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514638
:)

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to say that I'd love to die by shondo's hand, saying it once here to make up for the censorship of this objectively based opinion elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514376
if that's the case you already did fuck that up

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514638
>your wife will divorce you in 3 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514376
Good point shogga

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514778
Based. It would be the most beautiful and perfect death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69513906
Why do you keep up with the personal lives of so many men? I'd understand if they were your shoggas but it doesn't seem like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515209
keep your friends close and your enemies closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515255
Enemies? Ok...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515209
it makes sense when some of those men are giving your wife mental breakdowns and trying to manipulate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69513583
he's one of the worst for the job actually due to how unstable and mentally ill he is. we will see him have a massive meltdown this year because the gig made him assume that they had something extra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515209
Those are all things that have been said /here/ shogga
I keep up with /shon/, not husbands

[Anonymous No.]

why is she so mad at cheaters when she has 100s of husbands and wants MORE AND MORE
each day my slice of shondo gets smaller and smaller, meanwhile some fags get preferential treatment and even dm access
im not cheating but i can why they would do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515662
>why does she hate cheaters?
Fucking leave already holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515662
lets just say that some husbands are more husbandy than other husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514792
Anon I’m mentally unwell and jumped in headfirst then got overwhelmed and sperg’d out. I’ve sorted myself out. I’m not a known person in the community, I’m literally just a random shogga.
>>69514778
>>69515012
I like to think about Shondo going berserk and stabbing me to death. She sits in a puddle of my blood, barelegged, bare feet, one of my oversized tshirts. Smokes a cig before she has to start dismembering the body for disposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515434
>some of those men are giving your wife mental breakdowns
To my knowledge she hasn't had a mental breakdown since early 2023, granted I'm fairly new. Whatever you think those men are doing isn't effective.
>and trying to manipulate her
And you're not trying to do the same? You'd turn down becoming discord friends with her and talking daily? Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

get in /ft/ boys

[Anonymous No.]

would it be legal for shondo to murder me if I gave consent beforehand?
I want her to know how it feels to take a life and this would be the greatest thing to ever happen to me

[Anonymous No.]

you disgust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515979
Why don't I get notifications to his streams on my phone?

[Anonymous No.]

I love my gold digger of a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515960
you haven't been paying attention if you think there aren't people dragging her mood down behind the scenes, it doesn't have to be a mental breakdown to be unacceptable
and there's a difference between trying to change her talking with her, i don't care about dmniggers, i care about dmniggers like him
>>69515662

[Anonymous No.]

you disgust me

[Anonymous No.]

He's back to playing bard
The ranger arc is over

[Anonymous No.]

retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516091
twitch notifs are always hit or miss, just how it is unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

Cheaters when they unsuccessfully groom their low view count whores and come crawling back to Shondo:
https://youtu.be/pBI3lc18k8Q?si=MbISgNnrdb3xmxRY

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, I’m not sure if I’m strong enough. I’ve finished my reps, but some of the arcane knowledge I’ve learned is simply too much for me to handle. The truth behind the Studio, the Otters, and Florida… I’m just not sure if I’m strong enough to go on. How do you guys keep your sanity in check?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516363
yeah right? i cant believe that she used to shave otters for fun, im glad that she found her outlet in sphynx cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516363
I almost couldn't handle the Studio thing. I had to take a week break after I learned the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516363
embrace the madness, it's part of the experience

[Anonymous No.]

all cheaters should burn

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516485
It’s literally made me physically ill, I haven’t been able to keep any solid food down aside from some saltine crackers since I found out about it. I thought it was just some dumb meme to mess with newfags. I could have just watched her in peace without doing reps. Now I know why all of you are so fucked in the head

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[Anonymous No.]

these threads are so fucking gay these days holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516794
sorry i'm watching a girl play the darkness right now so i'm not posting as much

[Anonymous No.]

Is gold armour good or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516794
I enjoy making my ironic cringe posts thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

So Shondo x Nep collab is inevitable
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1759610369750765995

[Anonymous No.]

everyone just laughed at my communism joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517149
this is never going to happen

[Anonymous No.]

The Shompy
https://files.catbox.moe/143mrf.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516980
i'm onto you otter poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517149
i wish, i want to see some of my old shoggas again SadCat but shondo only collabs if you have numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516194
>dragging her mood down
She claims that she hasn't been this happy in years, if you don't believe her that's on you.
>it doesn't have to be a mental breakdown to be unacceptable
If it was truly unacceptable she'd get rid of them like she did with that Captain asshole. Shondo doesn't need you to be her virtual police, I think you've turned your hate boner for certain shoggas into a righteous cause of sorts. Block them and forget they exist.
>i don't care about dmniggers, i care about dmniggers like him
That guy was complaining about dmniggers so I don't think he's one, although he does sound like a selfish manchild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516794
funny how you only call others gay when it has to do with cheaters, but not when it was talking about some retarded tranny, nor when orange was being talked about.
you deserve to burn, just like the rest of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517149
>Shondo x Nep collab
God no! I've never seen a streamer as dry and boring as Neppie, she's the most boring rabbit out there by far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515960
she had multiple meltys in 2023, but they're still fewer and further between than they used to be. she used to nuke vods quite often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517323
shogger there are literally retards who give other girls money to "expose" cheaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515960
>To my knowledge she hasn't had a mental breakdown since early 2023
you haven't even watched her in late 2023.
she had a mental breakdown right at the start of the stream once. watch streams.
>And you're not trying to do the same
nta but no u is a fucking retarded argument to use when you're trying to defend someone accused of doing something.
might as well say killing mass murderers is a bad idea because you're committing the sin of murder too. it's daft.

[Anonymous No.]

real shogger hours

[Anonymous No.]

If I watch neppie am I going to get blaxklisted and on her bad side

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517483
stop having a melty in the thread and stop defending cheaters.
the means justify the end, and without it, a cheater would've gotten away scot-free, people wanted evidence, and people got the evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517702
yes there's no reason to watch her besides the gfe, she's boring as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517702
neppie and shondo literally shared a cheaters' list, if you've ever watched or communicated with her, you're on BOTH of their lists

[Anonymous No.]

Lying on the ground on my belly and having Shondo jump on my back, dropping a knee on my spine so I get disabled and get a sick new whip

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517747
>i'm watching whores to expose others who watch whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517925
>finding cheaters and exposing cheaters for professing their love to whores.
you're looping without arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518037
yeah this never happened
>>69498282
>>69499166

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517702
Not by just watching, yes by cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518037
in my book you are just as bad kys cheater

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518094
esl or blinded by rage?

>>69518170
here's your loop
>>69498537
>>69498492
>>69498602

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517860
How are you going to drive the new car if you're disabled retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517309
>hasn't been this happy
i believe her but those shoggers make her less happy
>captain asshole
>virtual police
it took her months to get rid of that cunt, and you still have people like him around. i'm not the one dropping names but i do make sure she isn't falling for their bullshit because she does have trouble with that

[Anonymous No.]

some of you make it too obvious that you're cheating on her with how butthurt you're getting when another cheater gets exposed, unless...
cthulu you've been awfully quiet in offline chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518329
he got called out for subscribing and the proof was a members only vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518586
>>69518671

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>>69518671
here's your second loop >>69517747
keep going anon, maybe you'll start a shorter loop next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518746
i'm not defending anyone i'm calling YOU out for giving money to that disgusting whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515662
p*ro probably cheated on her, it's the best guess at why she's this fervent about it
the average person finds cheating morally reprehensible but she has the kind of animosity behind it that only a woman scorned has

[Anonymous No.]

Well, at least we're back to our regular amount of threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517606
>no u
That's a perfectly valid argument. What separates you and a dmnigger? Think about that, write the differences down. I bet some of them only wanted to make her happy, Shondo literally said during a 2023 zatsu that not all of them were trauma dumping. It's easy to put yourself in the shoes of a dmnigger and think 'what if this funny video will cheer her up?' and send it even though you're not supposed to DM.

[Anonymous No.]

>really good week
>Shondo is happy
>Shoggas is happy
>sperg comes to the thread trying to sour the mood
I’m onto you antichama…

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515902
I like to imagine her giving me asmr treatment as I bleed out after she stabs me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518828
re-read it, maybe you'll finally finish reading 2 sentences this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518858
Idk what happened, he wasn't here last week

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518372
I wish there was a way I could get alerts about looping retard samefag hours starting and ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518856
no means no, how thick is your skull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518957
Did you mean to reply to me or...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518957
>>69518372
I have no idea why I replied to that

[Anonymous No.]

at this point I'm just calling cheaters based, they know she won't do shit anymore and can't stalk everyone like she used to, and understand it's just fucking internet streamers trying to entertain
shoggers erupt because they're sunk cost and only bound to her by law even though there's nothing personal about the relationship anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519030
No worries mate

[Anonymous No.]

>locking lips with Shondo as she plunges a knife into your stomach
hnnnnnnnnngggggggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518858
playing ignorant of issues in the community just to feel happy is a woman's resolution to a problem.
go ahead and close your eyes and post about shontoes more rather than whining about not feeling good without contributing to the thread at all, that way you'll be a good influence to the thread while trying to remain ignorant, stop meta-bitching about the thread that you're in and have the power to change through your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

jesse

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519157
(you)

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>>69519060
the last that she rewarded the "devoted" was by trauma dumping harder on them and making them brainworm about falling asleep before 4am because they might miss something on alt
I can only imagine it being liberating to go from that to just enjoying her like any other streamer who collectively loves their chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518840

This makes a ton of sense desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519157
you might actually convince someone you're not an anti with this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519394
what is your definition of being an anti illiterate-chama

[Anonymous No.]

At least post images of shondo if you're going to post

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519480

[Anonymous No.]

remember to do your fake positivity reps shoggas

[Anonymous No.]

I started learning guitar for shits and giggles and when I practice I imagine that I’m playing for her :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518840
she probably wouldn't have kept him around as a mod if this were the case, so maybe it was just mom who got cheated on
or she's just mentally a child with a complex about justice

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[Anonymous No.]

>>69518958
>no means no
Until it means yes, which is often with women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519566
can't believe I never thought of this, I want to try it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519607
no means yes means no 10 years down the line, don't fall for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519515
what a lie that was

[Anonymous No.]

i love my wife very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519661
not a lie, she never said she would respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519744
KEK. 10/10 wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519744
she said if you wanted attention to just ask her lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519515
What did I do for you to reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519863
you asked for an image and he posted an image duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519863
you asked for pictures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519836
Well that's not feasible anymore, and it wasn't feasible way before she noticed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519480
Never realised how fucked the perspective and proportions of the hands are to one another
(You) is looking down in front of him but holding shondo to the side
Ruined forever. Still cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519836
I wonder how she would react to blogging under one of her tweets.
>hey wifey, today I went to Walmart where I saw this fat fuck in a mobility scooter and I could barely stifle a laugh yada yada yada
Repeat every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519906
>>69519928
Right... that is indeed the case...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520035
you mean like baru did for weeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520035
could be fun, especially great on BA tweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520035
I wish I was mentally I’ll enough to do this because it would be very funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520080
H-He got a lot of attention, right? Haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520000
he is looking at shondos smallest soldier off screen, shondo was about to step on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519953
it wasn't feasible the moment she promised this that's the point

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think you guys understand, the relationship is entirely one-sided. You give her your money and time and get nothing in return. Why do you keep forgetting that you're nothing more than that to her?

[Anonymous No.]

Always bewildered me how shondo doesn't ever want to hear about our days, she doesn't go out nor do anything exciting in her life so I would've thought that she would want to hear about a slice of our days to live in our shoes or something like that
Not a dmnigger but it's just sad, the 2 girls I dated before would always ask me about my day whenever I'm back from work and I thought this was natural for a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520250
this is not a marriage for anyone but her if we're being realistic here. the rest of us are making insane compromises. but i guess that's what love does to a shogga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520119
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520250
half of chat is 5-10 years older than her with even less life experience due to being jobless hikkineets since school why would she want to hear about how they was staring at chatterino and shitposting here all day?

[Anonymous No.]

make shondo into the sidehoe now

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519474
he called out the anti for what he is and you defend him acting like he has valid concerns, defending the anti is anti behavior and he loves to say his criticisms are valid even after admitting he's doing it to hurt her
considering you're acting just like him i'd call that antiing

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520426
because if you love someone you're typically interested in getting to know them and their lives more? stop being dense on purpose lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520432
read jesse read

[Anonymous No.]

why didn't you tell me he was live you fucking idiots, you've got one job and you fucked it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520483
fleece fucking leave already

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520507
sorry that first sentence is ambiguous

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520250
she's a fucking character being played as a job, a literal prostitute would be a better place to look for someone to care about your feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520250
She does care though, it's just that it's her stream so you can't talk about it there
If you want her to know about your day talk about it on twitter(in the form of tweets, but replies works too) and then if she stalks you she'll learn about you and your day, even if you didn't do much that day you should talk about it nonetheless
Literally that simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520529
read the fucking thread >>69515979

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520483
theres nothing to learn. watching her is the only thing half of chat has going on in life

[Anonymous No.]

FT is either really good at pretending that his audience isnt just weirdos stalking his sister or fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520536
only if you leave first darkkal (i guess we're randomly calling each other names now?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520250
Same. My exes always asked me about my day, that's why Shondo doing that 2 minutes 'talk about your special interest' bit was pure unadulterated kino. It was the closest I felt to being in a normie relationship again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520426
>less life experience
roru, rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520170
Her mistake was not realize it sooner, but I don't like to blame her because changes like that is hard to swallow and she's always trying to figure out the best way to make everyone happy. She understand the jealousy in the community and that shoggers go menhera if others are receiving personal attention and they're not. She must find this as depressing as we do, but there's no other way but to adapt to a more hivemind relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520612
He just loves me, it's that simple. My love for his sister doesn't get in the way for his love for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520529
They did, anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520676
>>69520604
My eyes don't see posts without images sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520603
we're actually reaching religious territory here kek
offer your prayers to shon and be fulfilled that she probably maybe heard them

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520729
it's ok anon here have some shonbutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520733
it is unironically a cult already

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520733
we're long past that point, honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520733
It's funny if you put it that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520609
>half of chat
you mean you dont you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520733
thats how I treat it anyways, shes my goddess I am her loyal devotee

[Anonymous No.]

>stopped watching my side hoe to watch my main hoes brother
what a strange timeline i'm living in

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520940
I would oh yeah through the wall to rescue her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520733
>offer your prayers to Shondo
NTA and your post is retarded but I pray for Shondo and her family all the time :)

[Anonymous No.]

When will FT get a model so I can draw fanart for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520840
you got me :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520843
honestly i think i'd feel much better if i had this perspective

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521040
after shondo finishes drawing it

[Anonymous No.]

>back when Shondo used to say S-words casually
https://youtu.be/gM7k0ggQfjs?t=34

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521040
I hope never because I would have to stop watching him

[Anonymous No.]

reducing to tier 1, PRIME only, and giving my sidehoe my actual money

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521170
Whore

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a way to filter all sidehoe posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>pov you just did something cool and look back to see if your wife saw it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521370
she did not in fact see it because she was distracted by a bee

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521333
Not without filtering people making fun of it or telling people to stop it
>>69521370
That's both amazing and wonderful, i love it
The glasses have fully grown on me now, i need this look in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521370
Congrats, that will never be me because art is for women and troons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521488
>I'm too manly to develop a skill!
if you have time to cope, you have time to practice

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521488
All great artists in history are male and classical societies valued artistic expression as much as physical expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521579
>skill
Did you make any money?
>>69521602
We don't live in a classical society, your art probably jobbs to AI shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521579
old people cannot develop skillz lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521686
either bait or retarded, I will no longer be engaging with you any longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521731
Also true, another reason to not waste time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521686
lmao pathetic excuse to not try anything ever

[Anonymous No.]

Someone mention a shogga by name I have a response I want to post

[Anonymous No.]

Lurk is faggy

[Anonymous No.]

>ft starts talking to some SEA....person...
it was a good stream lads see you later

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521768
>>69521824
>dude just tryyyyyyyy
If you don't make a living with your "skill" it's not a skill worth pursuing, especially not to impress Shondo of all people. Someone who draws better than 99.9% of shoggers. kek

[Anonymous No.]

>my response whenever someone gets name dropped /here/
https://files.catbox.moe/zne17i.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521976
>never do anything for fun
Might as well stop posting here faggot, you're not making any money off it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522068
he's just coping over being too much of a little bitch to put in effort in anything, shitposting anonymously is all he's good for because it's easy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522011
you can't say that about your own viewers shondo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522011
I oepebe this, it took a long time to load, I open fts stream and it starts playing and I thought it was his discord buddy who said it

[Anonymous No.]

I think there IS something to be said that the only real avenues for "self improvement" that get pushed are the ones that make things for *her*. It is good if you find that motivation to learn drawing and shit but I think it's kind of sad how often people are upset about the notion that anything they *want* to do is inherently less valued in the community than forcing yourself to become an artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522068
>>69522160
>>never do anything for fun
Fun things rarely require effort, it doesn't take effort to sit your ass in a chair and play a video game for example or to watch a Shondo stream. Fun never starts with "I'm gonna spend 100 hours studying youtube tutorials".

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522011
I already called him a fag though

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522412
This. I have more respect for a shogga getting into cycling than forcing himself to become an artist.

[Anonymous No.]

tuffnarr lost

[Anonymous No.]

>switching to apex

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522419
>spend 100h on tutorial
You trying to learn oil painting or something? If you want to make digital art it takes an hour max to learn how to start with stable diffusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522419
>Fun never starts with "I'm gonna spend 100 hours studying youtube tutorials".
speak for yourself you pathetic lazy asshole

[Anonymous No.]

I lvoe her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522607
Back at you, if you're not an engineer making +$150k a year you're a pathetic lazy asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

You are an NPC if you dont want to put effort into anything besides making money for your jew overlords. Imagine being this cucked in life

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522419
>guy who's never had a remotely interesting hobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522718
I lvo her too shogga

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522802
Erm... your wife.........

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522802
>besides making money for your jew overlords
So... Shondo?

[Anonymous No.]

lying in bed with shondo, its 8am and the sun is shining through the blinds so youre wearing an eyemask to try and get some sleep. suddenly shondo sits up next to you and you hear rustling, you start to move your hand to lift up the mask but she shouts at you to stop. the light sound of your shirt that she was wearing hitting the floor, the soft touch of her hand on yours as she guides it through the air, the sensation of her supple skin under your fingertips. "no peeking". she guides your hand across her chest, her breathing quickens, a short gasp and squeak as you traverse her nipple and give it a poke, she giggles and moves your hand over to her heart, you try to count the beats but it is going so fast you cant keep up. she moves your hand down to her tummy and after a pinch she slaps you with her free hand before moving up to her neck.
you stroke the cartilage with your thumb before taking hold, squeezing a little more, then a little more and a little more again. her breathing becoming laboured and more difficult. you ease up and she coughs before saying "why did you s-", you cut her off and grab tightly, not letting anything through, time passes and she starts squirming, both hands grabbing your arm as her natural impulses compel her to fight to live, soon her struggle grows weaker and she starts to lose her grip on both your arm and consciousness and you let go.
gasping and spluttering she crashes to the bed next to you, struggling for air and to regain composure. eventually things settle down and she leans over, her nose touching yours before your lips meet in passion. "goodnight"

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how does the girl who absolutely positively insists she can't just lie down and sleep at normal hours manage to nap that easily huh

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>>69522809
It's not my job to be interesting, my Lord does not demand this of me.

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>>69522972
bro just let her be bro like bro just.... why are you anti'ing man? just leave bro

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>>69522972
>positively insists she can't just lie down and sleep at normal hours
She said this was "probably cope" during an old rrk maro, she could force herself to sleep at normal hours but that would require a lifestyle change. Leave her alone, it's her choice to die before getting wrinkles.

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>>69523151
anyone else remember a couple months ago where she promised she'd start taking care of herself again haha

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>>69522972
she's at da klub during normal hours

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I respect the shoggas who interact with FT
I detest the shoggas who only type when drumchama speaks

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>>69522972
when you have really bad insomnia the lack of normal sleep makes napping really easy as a way your body tries to compensate

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>>69523234
I avoided responding because of that I'll treat her just like a stranger when I watch him. I don't want this to be considered a sekrit club we can interact with her

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>>69522972
Grabbing sleep when it's available is a good strat when you suck at sleeping

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>>69523320
can confirm

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>>69523371
I suck at sleep and I can't nap for shit. Maybe because my problem is genuinely having difficulties falling asleep and not that I'm on my phone for hours in my bed

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>>69522794
projecting this hard
okay buddy we get it you have brown skin and youre some sort of anti-creative nigger idiot with no spirit within you. pathetic would be an understatement to describe the absolute filth and bottom of the barrel nature that you exhibit.

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>>69522545
Smile

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>>69523219
She is taking care of her mental health at least and she did go to the doctor. The bare minimum has been done.

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>>69523473
did I get the order of events wrong or did she not promise this on shadowchama after those events

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i will only watch ft if he plays a game i like, simple as

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I cant believe FT played through elden ring and didnt stream any of it. I feel betrayed

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>>69523536
This, except with Shondo.

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nobody calling anyone gay for watching ft? what the hell?

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>>69523220
you need to stop saying that

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>>69523563
I feel the same
Someone needs to tell him off for it

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>>69523425
Realistically the problem is probably the caffeine. Fucks up your sleeping far beyond when you feel like it's doing something.
She's half my weight and consumes 4x the caffeine.

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>>69523611
why

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>>69523657
these shoggers dont like the truth kek

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One time I thought about Shondo coming home crying and hardly able to speak. You sit down with her on the couch and she in graphic detail, between sobs, describes how she froze up and was molested by an older more voluptuous woman. Trying to comfort her, and trying to fight it off but you’re absolutely diamonds. She puts her hand on your thigh and brushes against it. She looks down and realizes. Is your fucking dick hard? You’re disgusting! You stammer but before the words form she’s off the couch, running down the hall to lock herself in the bathroom

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>>69523653
Idk about this, she's had sleeping issues since she was a toddler. Didn't she say once that she didn't sleep in a crib as a baby because she would never sleep? She's a little freak.
I doubt the caffeine helps though, but antipsychotics make you tired as fuck so she's gotta have energy somehow.

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>>69523611
she took a nap to get rested up for da klub 2nite

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>>69523657
these shoggers dont like obvious lies "kek"

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shondo in da klub drinking baileys from a shoe
ft joining aswell thats why he's doing a short stream

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I like the klub meme because I imagine shondo going into a vr chat club by herself and just dancing around with no one watching

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>>69523765
she would have energy if she ate more than 800 calories

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>>69523781
you need to stop saying that

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>>69523802
>obvious lies
explain her klub practiced moves >>69523781

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>>69523849
She was a fat schizo before she was an anorexic schizo, antipsychotics make you fat and she's on two.

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>>69523934
i want to poke (allegedly) fat shondos tummy and rest my head on it

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>>69523868
You are lying with an agenda in order to stir up drama and hearsay. Its not welcomed here and we do not like it, stop it immediately.

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if this guy is rude to ft one more time i'm going to find where he lives and order door dash to him multiple times in a single day

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>>69523849
Yeah but then she'd get fat

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can any of my true shiggies drop the klub emote on FT's chat? for the team

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>>69524030
eat more, exercise more
it's not rocket science

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Studio

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>>69524024
Bapy you need to stop you're Scareding me

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>>69524030
you won't get fat from eating 1400 calories a day shondo, and even if you did i would still love you

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>>69524085
Stupid comment, she's disordered. If she starts working out she'll get addicted to it like she did dieting, an eating disorder is an addiction and you have no clue how many of these women go from being 80lbs on the brink of death to 130lbs gymrat obsessed with working out and clean eating. It's all just different forms of the same type of mental illness

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>>69524085
I was thinking about this. yoga would be cool for her but she has no space

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>>69524030
In your case getting fat is unironically healthier than current you.

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>>69524007
lighten up retard, its just a joke (or is it)

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is it more than one of you or are you just a master at your craft

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>>69524230
>laundry list of excuses
as always nothing she can do just like DSPGaming
it's not her fault d00d, she was pressing buttons

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>>69524247
its a not nise joke :(

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>>69524030
Just walking around the block every day or so would do wonders here.

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>>69524332
Why do you want your wife to be fat so bad, anon?

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>>69522968
>her nose touching yours
oink

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I love my eepy wife

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>>69524332
>man who's too retarded to understand what a disorder is

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Shondo stop fucking up his internet >:(

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>>69524462
STOP IT!!!!!

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>>69524404
she'd be happier due to less headaches and dizziness, ironically she'd also able able to move way more despite the extra fat

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It really does worry me whenever I hear her talk about intending to lose weight again. "My stupid fat thighs" and all that

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If anything she should lose weight, I dont want a fat pig for a wife

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please stop talking about her health and eating here you're going to upset her again

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>>69524230
>hulked up and shredded Shondo
god it would be so hot. But let’s be realistic anon chicks do not get BIG in the same way guys get. She’d be healthy, not some kind of muscle bound freak.

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>>69524593
If Shondo comes /here/ it's self-harm.

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>>69524561
Yeah, me too. On one hand it's maybe real and nice. On the other hand, maybe it's 7 fat cells and she's veering into pathology

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>>69524593
it's not a problem since she's definitely not /here/

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I always have to wear a mask. If Shondo knew me…the real me…she wouldn’t love me (I play league of legends and spent money on skins)

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>FT is a girl
It's so over

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>>69524809
My side hoe.

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you guys are silly

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>>69524787
it's rough out there, my biggest interest outside of shondo is politics

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>>69524787
Anon... paying for skins too much

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>>69524787
she would probably divorce me if she found out that im speeding every time i drive

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my biggest interest outside of shondo would require me to fleshpost and also would reveal my bald head

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>>69525073
I think you missed something. Speeding is fine -- even at absurd levels on city streets -- as long as you are safe about it (which in practice means being as good a driver as FE, which is not possible).

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>>69524787
I've skipped my grandma's funeral to spend time with wifey. It's not like I was close to her or anything, the last time I saw her I was 9 years old but still the proper thing to do would've been to go.

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>>69522968
I love you shogga

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>>69525200
oh really? roads here are as straight as an arrow so there isnt much danger in doing 30 over the limit

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It's technically not cheating if I have multiple wives, is it?

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>>69525200
FE was the main character IRL thats how he could drive so well. he achieved CHIM

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>>69525352
omg hi saruanon

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>>69525421
>CHIM
kek

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>>69525352
Please walk me though your convoluted logic.

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Rape. Raping Shondo. Shrape. Shraping Shondo’s BUTTHOLE. Bruising Shondo’s sphincter with your penor. Filling her to the brim with your seed. It doesn’t matter how many bath she takes, she’ll never feel clean again.

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>>69523760
Fucked up
Also really funny

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>>69525352
That's what I'm saying, Traveler. Haremchads keep winning

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>>69525455
Well, Shondo has multiple husbands and we don't consider it cheating.

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>>69525529
>multiple husbands
The voices in my head don't have separate bodies, thus they're all me.

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>>69524599

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Shondo in a moist one piece bathing suit that clings to her tummy and highlights her unique belly button

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>>69525122
>would reveal my bald head
But she likes bald people

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>>69525352
This is literally what started the "i don't want any of your poly-business" talk, someone asked in chat
>what about polyamorous religions?

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>>69525529
This has been addressed by her and here ad nauseam

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>>69525437
She's so cute..

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>>69525954
I agree

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shondo.....

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>>69525529
only one side has to follow her rules

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>>69525529
Shondo I married to (You)s
(You) is split in two; the concept and the being.
The concept is the existence and lore part of it
The existence refers to the people playing the role of (You), i.e. husbands, shoggas, shondophrenics

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I was going to say that I’m Noah and Shondo is Allie but I forgot that in the story Allie is a cheating WHORE. So I am Levin and Shondo is my Kitty

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>>69526841
I get not what you are talking about, as I'm not well versed in shows or movies
But very cool anon

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>>69526841
I’m sorry this is the worst post I’ve ever made

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>>69526841
why does he look like varg in that shot?

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>>69526841
hi ruffian. who are you cheating on, shondo or fuwamoco?

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squeezing my shondaki and telling her I love her and to stop being schizo. i give it kisses and a restraining hug but it keeps trying to wiggle away and claw at my eyes.

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>>69527490
Is your daki just a little girl you've kidnapped?

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>>69527627
her name is shondo

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I love shondo!

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I love my wife unconditionally

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Ft is cracked holy shit

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Still thinking about when she cheered on some fag who wasn't even watching and only considered the husbands ACTUALLY there with her as an afterthought,,,
I hate that you all might actually have given me brainworms

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>>69528627
Jesse?

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i love my wife

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>>69528733

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>>69528627
Studio

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>>69528884
Fucked up

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>>69528627
what are you talking about

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>>69528884
please explain this meme

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I don't have discord on and i still checked cos of that ping ft
Fucked up

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>>69528975
bana

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>>69528627
Donate 200£ next time with a cute message and she might cheer on you too.

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you won't get what you want, i promise

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>>69528627
anon?

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>>69528627
Was this revealed to you in a dream?

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>>69529515
what is it that i want?

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>tries to get ft to queue with viewers
>starts chatting after drumchan does
a little weird fireneko