Congratulations!

[Anonymous No.]

You're a vtuber and Anycolor has just scouted you to join their next English wave!
What do you do now?

[Anonymous No.]

Graduate.

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>>69204037
commit number puzzle game

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>>69204037
bully the weak

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Reject their request.

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May as well skip 20 steps and just end it all on the spot.

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>>69204037
>become reasonably popular
>leave amicably, taking my fanbase with me
>join vshojo instead

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>>69204037
expose the bullying then suicide live on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>Join
>Get a lot of insider information
>Leak some stuff
>Suddenly stop streaming and using twitter
>Be ghost liver

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>>69204037
>leave

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>>69204037
You enter Niji and get into the discord. Now you have to prepare for debut and meet everyone.
They have seniors with more experience than managers, so just ask them later if you have questions.
You are Petra. You are too busy with life and can only get ready to grind towards your first milestone.
You are Rosemi. The situation inside is nothing new. You took a big leap doing this and you have to make it work one way or another.
You are Zaion. Even before debuting you realize something is wrong and try to build your own path to management. Your file of grievances starts being written.

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>>69204037
Ignore the drama and just stream

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>>69204037
Politely decline

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>>69204037
Wait until a meeting with riku then murder him

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>>69204037
>Build up a reasonable fanbase
>Be pretty wholesome, no one can really hate me too much
>Secretly support a cute dragon girl, she's nice
>Like Kurosanji comment on my livestream
>Go radio silent, building up my stockpile
>Get ready for all out war with the hitsquads

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>>69205937
Also forgot
>Lead revolution with everyone rallying behind me

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>>69204304
The answer that sustains the blood of /vt/

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Fuck my JP oshi, marry them, graduate and live off their big W income

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>>69204037
First of all, in order to be liked by the management and fans, he makes a lot of offensive remarks and makes fun of other companies Vs.
If you make fun of or damage holo, you will get more points and preferential treatment.

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>>69204037
Trick a low self esteem old hag to make all the hard work for me.

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say nigger 500 times on debut

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>>69204037
Wait for my debut and for the first words out of my mouth is I'm gonna say it!

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>>69204037
I find the biggest toughest person and I kick their ass.

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>>69204037
turn on my webcam during debut and then pull a twomad live

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>>69204037
>Endure and document.
>Get out on the only lifeboat once the yacht sinks because of me.
>laugh

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Join
Fuck Elira
Impregnate Elira
Watch as NijiEN heals as I fixed her

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>>69204037
Become a sex pest, bully the low view girls into a relationship with me

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konnichiwa minna-san lets all have fun together, we dont have to be close but we can at least try to be human beings and coworkers. if you need me just contact me, but if you really came to this company to feed your rotten little egos at my expense then you need to rethink why you are so completely untalented and unentertaining that you would need to do that

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>>69204037
Record all in company conversations then leak them to everyone and everywhere on a throwaway after I edit them to replace any information that could identify me with vox

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>>69204037

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>>69204037
Leech hololive audience for 18 months and then go independent.

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>>69204037
Un-graduate my PL and advertise I was good enough to make the cut as a Nijisanji to boost my #s

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>>69208969(also me)
The I blame vox and try to get the clique to bully him out of the company , act sympathetic in public and steal his audience, groom a couple of new gens into my rabid attack dogs then use them to systematically remove older entrenched talent until I’m dai senpai and can make all the rules

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>>69204236
>If male and VShojo says nah
>Pull a professor lando or Orc, go unhinged if possible.

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>>69204037
kindly give them a 30 pages essay which can be summarized with one sentence "I refuse" for maximum troll lmao

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>>69204037
Kill myself

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Be Scarle but for yumes. Stream at least 4-6 hours a day every day doing nothing but handcams and low-effort videogames I just talk over. Reply to every. single. superchat. Collect a boatload of cash. Never rock the boat.


It would be boring as dirt but this is the survival meta for NijiEN currently, I think.

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>>69204037
If I were secretly suicidal I would get everything I can, then expose everything I got and live stream myself with a cheap 3D model of myself while commiting unalive but right before blaming it all on NIJI.
I need to get my meds. Brb.

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>>69204037
secure bag while saving money, play nice but refuse ALL collabs, keep notes/spy at all possible opportunities, wait for the final implosion, go indie, become the top dramatuber, eclipse nuxtaku, end nuxtaku, ruin nuxtaku, destroy nuxtaku, set in motion nuxtaku's demise, etc.

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Be the next whistleblower

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>>69209467
then retire or reincarnate and never speak of either of the last two identities ever again

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>>69204037
Show off my ukelele skills during my debut

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>>69204037
Do as many have already. Abort before the debut.

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>>69204088
HOLOSEETHE

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>>69209729
I was a lonely middle-age incel cuck
With an oshi mark for a chink canuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day that Niji died

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>>69204037
Make a clique, hoard sponsorships and embezzle funds while driving the weak (mentally ill) into leaving the company on good terms (they end up commiting not life) and then fly to Japan to hide from the imminent RICO charge (I'm going to get raped raw by the FBI if caught) and then pull an anti prime minister move and make a last stand against The Antichrist™ in some Japanese building using makeshift guns, in the last moment before ""they""" get to me I pull up my phone, Livestream and blame Anycolor for everything and then Kermit Sui~cide while professing my eternal love for Lap-sama (and perhaps Suisei if there's enough time).

Isn't this a vtuber board?

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>>69209729
Holy autism Fagman

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>>69209729

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>>69204037
Talk about whatever nefarious shit is happening behind the scenes /here/ while making everything sound like plausible but still schizo rrats.

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>>69209729
niji and holo might as well be the same thing to me. both are black corpos with a long list of shit they fucked up horrendously

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>>69209729
Sry but other than maybe numberfags interested in the /biz/ side if things, I literally see no reason for any Holobronie to seethe at Niji

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>>69211063
because they know their company is also just one leaked document away from catastrophe as well

[Anonymous No.]

catastrophe is called Daisanji in Japanese
Sounds like a perfect word for Nijisanji!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69204037
Step one: kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>69209951
KEK

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Go in debt and attempt suicide

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>>69211048
... and other things mindbroken Nijisisters tell themselves.

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>>69211048
You must be so enlightened

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>>69204037
an hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>69211048
>a mosquito bite is annoying
>a tiger bite is annoying
>both these things are equal

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>>69204088
Sorry, anon. You signed the contract and now you're stuck for a year.
Getting out of it will cost you both your nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

I either become a Nijispy (real) or I say the hard R on debut could go either way

[Anonymous No.]

let a manager groom me than expose him

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>>69211369
nijiseethe

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>>69216387
yeah i'm sorry that a company nearly fired talents because other talents were causing a chinese uprising to them, other talents getting fired because they were doxxed, another talent outright getting stalked by a coworker who was (lol) "transferred", and a company that has notoriously bad job reviews is a "mosquito" bite compared to firing someone who violated rules and simply mishandled the process.

yeah apples and oranges you're right. holo is the tiger bite, niji is the mosquito.

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>>69217689
>youre right
I know.

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>>69217689
Sheesh. Did you superchat too much for Vox to back out?

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>>69209091
Grimmi why the fuck did you pull out what the fuck did you see tell us

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>>69204037
Apply instead to Phase Connect

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>>69209571
THere a full song somewhere?

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>>69218031
Grimmi being the first person to reject hololive would be hilarious, she said multiple times she "rescinded" her application, but this has to be a niji wage.

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>>69204037
Decline their offer

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>>69205937
>>69204236
This strat is no more viable, you are guarantee 3viewdom as NijiEN liver and only get hatred by most people
>knowing the everything of Kurosanji
>agreeing to join means be ok with all the bullying ans toxic enviorment
You are not going to be popular, best course of action is just not becomming a niji in first place which is exactly what some vtuber have done in the last days, resume activity after graduating or gone on indefinitive hiatus after totally not having got into niji, they probably lost a full wave or two predebut.

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Stalker? Oh, you mean the story of how SuzuharaLulu was slandered from the outside and stalked by the staff since he and Kuzuha played together in a game called Fall Guys?
And even when he moved, his address was somehow still known
Somehow, when Lulu graduated, the address was not exposed and the stalker disappeared.

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>>69217933
>>69217825
openly states both niji and holo are bad
>hurr durr nijicope hurr durr vox fan

k, i'll take your inability to respond to accusations as concession

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>>69204037
Decline their offer.