/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>69091536

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Gurass

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I love my wife so much!!

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Fuck smoking, i am going puzzling again: https://jiggie.fun/goobastank

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i want a dino gura platforming game

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>69100043
SNIFFFFFF

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this one is kind of nice. I had to boost it to the max volume I could tho lol

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I wish I had hair on my toes but I don't and gooba won't like them :(

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>>69100276
shark cave of GOOM

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>>69098578
>look guys! eating shit temporarily boosts your immune system! And look here! It's good for the environment too because it cuts down on waste treatment!
>Sure, you keep talking about hygiene or cholera and e-coli or whatever
>but as usual, things aren't as easy as your little peabrain makes them out to be, dum-dum

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>>69100228
I need a soundpost with all the slurps

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Last thread got locked before anyone could give med advice how to sex Avril Lavigne

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>>69100232
get some rogaine/minoxidil at rub it on your toes (don't actually do this)

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I ate my pizza, now for my chocolate like Gura told me to eat.

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>>69100378
Yes yes we all know you can't read, but your cope is STILL off-topic and even more pathetic now that you're cross-threading your tears
Kindly gtfo

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I love her so much.
Please keep being patient and supporting my insecure wife, she really does love us and is trying her best to express it to us.
She's just too sweet for this world man, I can hardly handle it...
How do the chumbies feel? I was too engrossed in the stream to bother with the threads.

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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Wet willy when

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>>69100967
samen

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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>>69100909
Still feeling the dread of what if she goes away for 3 months... But it's slowly healing, just need more time still.

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today is 15th in japan. At what time they gonna show Gura on Taipei big screen??

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this jacket/hoodie should be merch

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I just watched a monkey on a car hood wanking his ugly dick until culmination & then licking up his fluids!

If teenage me only knew how great my life would be when i turned 36 years old...spending my valentines alone looking at a monkey having more fun than me

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>>69100909
I just goomed a 2nd time to a relisten, I will do it a third time before sleep.

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>>69101118
My flat wife

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>>69101183
Nothing stopping you from doing the same

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>>69100967

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Biboo writing Gura a card

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>>69101249
36 years old; impotent!

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>>69099563
Yes my shark queen, i will raise my T levels and make my voice rougher to satisfy your needs as the alpha last true chumbud.

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>>69101403
More cope.

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>>69101341
That's right, beg for my wife's attention and approval, grovel. Maybe she will let you lick the soles of her feet you dirty rock.

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this little brat... saying she's okay when actually she's having a hard time!
needs tender-love-and-care correction

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https://www.youtube.com/live/ulqZp6ogYh8?si=f3IG7mz-0XDY_gR9&t=2140

This was really cute. That was a genuine embarrassed reaction.

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>>69101341
didn't she commit to writing one for everyone? mass production

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>>69100877
It's actually baffling that you're trying to argue that smoking has health benefits. Like you've completely gone off the deep end, friend. I hope you don't bring this kind of reasoning to these threads normally, because if so, holy shit you make this place a lot worse.

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>>69101341
Awww that's sweet
I really hope they collab soon, assuming they both want it too ofc (the insinuation I get from this image is that Biboo wants to at least), if only to see whether they can get some of that gaki x gaki chemistry going after all

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>>69101511
Is that the first tummy growl? Absolutely cute af. I would die for her.

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>>69101471
More off-topic seethe
Did you really get this much sand in your vagina over humiliating yourself last thread? Get over yourself

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>>69101341
i want gura to make fun of this esl

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>>69101550
You make it worse with your incessant cope and seethe yapping, sister.

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>>69101622
No, the first one was way more audible.

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>>69101696
The only people humiliating themselves are you idiots trying to justify smoking.

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>>69100909
I really loved it. But now I'm lonely and don't know what to do. It's too early to go to bed and I keep thinking about why the stream was so early and short and what she might be doing right now and it's not good for me. Thinking isn't healthy.
So I guess the answer is self-destructing.

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>>69101622
Newfag, her tummy has growld many times, one time it sounded like blowing bubbles with a straw

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>>69101732
This, her reaction to her body betraying her like that was the cutest.

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>>69101760
members streams are always a bit early

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>>69101341
Poor biboo, drawing a cute card for gura only to be ignored for the 12th time!

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>>69101550
>baffling
Almost like you pulled it out of thin air or something
(You) are making the thread worse, along with the human race as a whole, through your continued existence
Do the altruistic thing and remedy the problem

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>stinky

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>>69101881
Deserved.

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>>69101906
Yeah, me...

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>>69101183
Just so you know, there aren't any wild monkeys in the developed world besides in places like hokkaido.
So you've pretty much given away that you're a third-worlder and your writing style is the same as the last few threads.

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>>69101752
>No u
He squeals, humiliating himself further still

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>>69101511
Her genuine embarrassment is so fucking cute. I want to spend time teasing her and having her tease me back before cuddling and falling asleep together.

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>>69101732
>>69101803
I was guessing at the timestamp time, it was the beat you with the brush one, i thought the first one was cuter, but the beat you with a brush thing sounded like something a little sister would say, also extremely cute. Would still die for her.

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I am home alone, watching a monkey masturbate in a zoo, meanwhile my shark-wife is cuddled up on the sofa watching a cute movie with her real valentines :S

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>>69102079
yeah, me

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>>69101090
I think it's the 16th JST

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>>69102020
He squeebs*

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>>69101974
>Just so you know, there aren't any wild monkeys in the developed world besides in places like hokkaido.
Yes, because it is impossible to watch videos on the internet, so monkey must have been IRL

Holy fucking shit GGG is getting dumber and dumber by every passing post

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>>69102079
Why are you so obsessed with what me and Gura do off stream bro? Fucking weird.

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She's the love of my life!

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>>69102152
>>69102214
I made these posts

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>GGG
Since when is this a thing?

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Chumbies, why are you kissing each other? Can you explain this?

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She even got the kissing ebi

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>>69102213
Express yourself better next time retard

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>>69101901
Holy shit, you're the same insufferable faggot that posts big smoke from previous threads. Yeah, you are usually making these threads worse.
Now I feel extra bad for you because the reason you smoke is almost assuredly because your dad abandoned you and your mom like all the rest of "them" do.

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>>69102419
Okay, next time i write in baby speak so even the most lobotomated retards like you can understand

https://apina.biz/200191

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>>69102392
>>69102397
Did Gura send that to her?

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>>69102543
No, she's making a card for everyone

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>>69102366
if you couldn't tell, this faggot is a tourist. His dumbass posts are really easy to spot though, he's basically using a tripcode.

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>>69102543
No shes sending it to Gura

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my sharg wife

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i want gur ato whisper sweet nothings to me more

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Does y'all think that Goobastank ever comes here just to shitposts? She admitted on a stream that it was one of her hobbies in the past soooo? Hello Gura?

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>>69102610
thats going to take a while

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>>69100043
Based Gurass poster.

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You can hear the nervousness in her breath when she was breathing into the mic... she's so cute, I need to protect her and always support her.

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>>69102483
>Invents more stupid reasons to seethe
In case you haven't noticed - which you undoubtedly haven't, because you don't notice much with that tiny little peabrain of yours - I don't particularly care if I hurt your faggot feelings with my posts. If anything, it's a reliable metric that my posts are of HIGHER quality, not lesser, and so I will continue to do as I please
(You), on the other hand, don't know who your father IS, and so should go learn how to tie a noose and hang yourself like the fatherless subhuman amoeba you are

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>>69102392
https://twitter.com/TororoRose/status/1754201115996962964
This is what Gura likes.

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She's spending the rest of her night with me, we're gonna cuddle then have more fun together before bed.

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>>69102700
Gurass poster is gura, newfag.

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>>69102971
Fucking ESL:s writing wall of texts in general again, when can we get rid of the streetshitters?

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>>69103026
I thought she was the bushy pucci poster.

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>>69103128
Gura is every ritual poster

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>>69103128
Wrong, she is is as mooth as a peach down there.

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I mean, she'd have to be a complete and total psychopath to be lying about herself after a stream like that, right? I can trust her, right?

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>>69102700
Imagine getting into some heated autistic shit-flinging match with your oshi and calling each other faggots and telling each other to kill yourselves, all without ever knowing it was her
(You) never know...

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>>69103122
does reading hurt you physically?

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I feel bad for Biboo that Gura doesn't like Advent as much as former Council but it's no skin off my nose

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Why is Gura obsessed with male baldness? I swear she mentiones baldness atleast 1 time per stream

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>>69103122
>ESL:s

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>>69101760
Her member streams were always often around this time?
Are you seriously having cuckold fantasies right now? Anon...

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>>69103250
VISIBLE

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>>69103331
Her dad is bald

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>>69103250
>telling the girl that clearly still has some sort of depression to kill herself
Fuck off retard.

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?????

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>>69103122
Sometimes I imagine a world where trolling outside of /b/, off-topic, and extremely low quality are actually strictly enforced.

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>>69103244
Stop being a menhera, fembud

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>>69103250
gura is the anti smoking poster and you guys havent realized it

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>>69103276
It does when you are ESL and have to understand the core meaning in a paragraph, you have to talk to them in sentences that are easy to understand on their own like a list of bulletpoints.

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>>69103413
Wow, I completely forgot she existed.

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>>69103337
I just don't know what I'm supposed to do for the rest of Valentines night. I'm just anxious, I guess.
Does she want me to go spend the night with the dogs? Why did she leave so soon? It wasn't even two hours.
I don't know. I just don't know.

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>>69103402
>Without ever knowing it was her
>Without ever knowing it was her
>Without ever knowing it was her
>Implying the veteran shitposter would take that to heart despite knowing she is on 4chan
Do (You) think Gura is retarded, or are (You) just retarded?

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>>69103413
GooGooGaGa

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>>69103413
oh, is that where the chudcel came from?

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Greychamas... we have been forsaken...

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are you guys chumbabies?

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>>69103413
this methhead is still going?!

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>>69103413
Eww, it still lives.

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>>69103389
Yes, but Gura is freaking obsessed, i don't know anyone who even mentioned baldness once, bald dad or not

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>>69103571
Go play vidya instead of posting retarded things

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>>69103519
Explains why that particular anon is so fun to dominate

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>>69103330
Gura is to Bijou what that girl in middle school was to Gura, maybe Bijou should buy the entire lord of the rings and hobbit book set so she can talk to her about something. :3

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Sex with a fembud.

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Child

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>>69103610
I am Chumbuba

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>>69103413
Lole lmao

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>>69103577
You clearly don't know her as well as you think. The /here/ argument has always been retarded, anyone that knows her personality knows the answer to the question already.

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>>69103413
>Brittany Venti
>Calls (You) triggered
>And cries about "censorship"
>On Xitter
>Because SHE posted uncensored child pornography, unlike Gura
>Inbetween doing underage Sailor Moon cosplays for her retarded Patreon paypiggies
sasuga top fucking kek roru rumao

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I wonder what she's doing right now. She didn't even say what she was going to do. She just said good night. But it's really unlikely that she was going to go to bed at 6 pm.
So...

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>>69103848
Yeah, i agree with you, everyone knows she is shitposting here multiple times a day, would be fun to know what she has written though

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>>69103571
I just mostly continue the day like it's any other day. Probably like what she's doing now.
Try and relax anon and enjoy the warmth the stream gave you.

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Are you a chumbabooey?

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>>69103647
She thinks it’s funny and likes teasing that’s pretty much it

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>>69103972
She did show us her buttplug during the "Girls Talk" stream, i am sure it is in good use as we speak!

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>>69104124
retard

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>(You) (You) (You)
man how do we get so many mega schizos dedicating their lives to spamming the thread...

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>>69103413
ofc she quote tweets a post from a 3 digit followers account despite many saying the same thing on her replies.
Shameless impression farming.

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Caheos Kitchen right now, actually kino, wish Gura would do the same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg6nLp3_KXo

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https://twitter.com/Neneko0814/status/1757762192232132790
https://twitter.com/Neneko0814/status/1757762192232132790
https://twitter.com/Neneko0814/status/1757762192232132790

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>>69104264
Does she get naked?

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>>69104157
Well thought out argument, well fought sir!

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>>69103848
The answer to the question of whether (You) are retarded? You're right, I DO know the answer already
Ironically, you think I don't understand her personality because you don't understand her personality while thinking you do. If I had to really guess, I'd say she definitely wasn't here while she was on her internet detox arc specifically, but if you knew half as much about her as you seem to think, you would realize that she has a long track record of proving that she is more than capable of letting internet comments slide off of her - ESPECIALLY if they are anonymous, and ESPECIALLY if she was specifically *in the mood to shitpost*
If she DOES ever come /here/, it's probably only a once-in-a-while thing, and she just has scouts lurking here and reporting on /our/ general sentiments most of the rest of the time. It is certainly not outside the realm of possibility

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>>69104383
Unironically better than yours, muppet

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Im still cuddling my daki

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>>69104622
Fucking ESL:s writing wall of texts in general again, when can we get rid of the streetshitters?

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>>69104622
>ESPECIALLY if they are anonymous, and ESPECIALLY if she was specifically *in the mood to shitpost*
Reminder to an autist like you she cried over being told she should ride the short bus. You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.

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>>69104776
>ESL:s
Is this going to be a thing now

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>cuckposting
>/here/posting
>schizoposting
Oh boy, all the ancient timeloops are resurfacing, we are so back!

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>>69104622
lurk 1,000 years, newfag.

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member-only stream torrent wen

[Anonymous No.]

How was the ASMR? Or at least, how was this threads reaction to the ASMR?

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My rrat is that Gura is actually the cuck poster, and her reasoning is that she wants to weed out all the weak nonbelievers by filling their heads with lies. She wants a truly loyal army, and I will be her soldier.

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>>69104862
>>69105063
>cried over being told she should ride the short bus
On 4chan?
You are completely fucking clueless mouthbreathers who don't know the first thing about your "oshi". Fuck off

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>>69105276
mid

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>>69105290
I had no idea that i was Gura all this time, it all makes sense now though

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Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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>>69105366
anon you showed up a few days ago and have been acting like a troon ever since. stop taking hormones if it makes you chimp out all the time.

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>>69105366
She doesn't want to read what anyone here has to say about her you massive retard. shitposting isn't the same as egosearching, and gura doesn't do the second.

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>>69105247
ur welcome
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:38360a52ed1bbc39e4bb0e5fc68b5531ab80e7ff&dn=%5BCanan%20FC%202024-01-31%5D%E3%80%90%E8%80%B3%E8%88%90%E3%82%81%E2%9C%A8ASMR%E3%80%91%5B%E5%8F%8E%E9%8C%B2%E5%8B%95%E7%94%BB%5D%E6%97%A5%E5%8D%97%E7%A5%9E%E7%A4%BE%E3%81%AE%E5%B7%AB%E5%A5%B3%E3%81%95%E3%82%93%E3%81%8C%E8%B2%B4%E6%96%B9%E3%81%AE%E9%96%8B%E9%81%8B%E3%82%92%E9%A1%98%E3%81%A3%E3%81%A6%E9%82%AA%E6%B0%97%E3%82%92%E5%90%B8%E3%81%84%E5%8F%96%E3%82%8A%E2%99%A1%E5%88%9D%E3%83%9F%E3%83%8B%E3%83%87%E3%82%A3%E3%80%87%E3%83%89%E3%81%A7%E5%A7%AB%E3%81%AF%E3%81%98%E3%82%81%E2%99%A1%E3%80%90KU100%E3%80%91&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fsukebei.tracker.wf%3A8888%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce

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>>69105742
This is dolphin porn

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>>69105823
It better be

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>>69105823
When will Nekonote do a sequel?

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>>69105873
I believe it'll happen one day, but he seems really sporadic about what he updates.

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>>69105457
Did she not use that expensive ASMR gear she bought like 2 years ago?

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>>69105668
>you showed up a few days ago
Right, so you're definitely new then
Thanks for the confirmation you fucking retard, now get back to lurking
>>69105688
Let me guess - it came to you in a dream?

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How the fuck did mods remove a magnet link within 2 minutes of it posting but the other day an actual picture of Gura was up for over 3 hours, even surviving a new ggg?

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>>69106027
it's self delete, retard

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>>69105966
That purchase didn't go through, the order got cancelled. But she did order another KU100 and it's on the way.

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>>69106027
>The other day
That was a few weeks ago anon
I empathize though, I was /here/ for the whole thirteen hour period and I was fucking livid

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I was at work when the asmr happened. How hard were the chimbies here gooming with some of her phrasing choices and stuff?

>Come over here. Come come come come come come come come come

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>>69106005
It came to me in learning her personality for over 3.5 years.

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>>69106181
NTA, was it that long ago? My god I can't keep track of days anymore. That shit was fucking gay. Especially them removing other shit while leaving it up. Actual antis for jannies.

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>>69106157
>canceled
She was scammed ya tard.

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't artists draw vtubers more lifelike more often instead of the same South Park styled one? Gura looks better as a complete fictional imaginary "real" person

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>>69106458
I goomed buckets, I wish I held off until the slurping noises, but the first tummy growl got me, that cute little embarrassed voice.

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>>69106565
Yeah, January 31st, just checked Warosu to be sure
Total jannie death

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>>69103848
you still think the emote is a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, looks like we've got some comedians in the thread

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>>69106577
But she got a refund, that's not a very good scam.

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>>69106577
She got her money back anon

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>>69106838
whats the deal with gawr gura? shes 9000 years old but she looks like a child!

[Anonymous No.]

Lets wait for another 13 hours

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>>69104047
Okay, thank you anon.

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>>69106847
>>69106857
When did she mention that? Did i miss that update? Did i goom so hard i didn't pay attention to that bit of info at the time?

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>>69107080
Right after it happened, which was like 2 years ago now I think.

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>>69105668
kek

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>>69106717
Is that supposed to be Avril Lavigne?

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That stream was so lovely, I'm going to always support this sweet anxious girl and help her be more confident in herself!

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More ASMR soon?

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>>69107584
MORE ASMR NEVER EVER

[Anonymous No.]

Just came across this in the wawa thread when I was giving condolences for their stream. Poor futa Gura.

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>>69107584
She ordered a KU100 which means she will use it once and then we never ever get to enjoy it anymore, like most of the things she buys and only get used once

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There's no way she would spend $9000 on a microphone if she were some dishonest whore.
She actually loves us and I can't fucking believe it.

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>>69107067
I was the anon who got temp-banned at the time for complaining about jannies acting like troons in the thread that followed
Immediately after I made a post mentioning the tempban to another anon, they immediately gave me a 24 hour for the exact same "offense"
That anon advised me to complain on the feedback page and get the retards responsible in trouble with the admins, so I obliged (full text in picrel)
I can only hope and pray that this had some kind of positive effect, but I'm not holding my breath
>>69107355
Nice samefag, retard

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>>69105061
>cuckposters cuckposting on Valentines Day
To the surprise of hopefully no one.
Let's just enjoy the fact that we chumbies are managing to have some good loving time with Gura while most of the board has been on fire lately.

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/ggg/ is strange after member streams. Are there that many greys here?

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>>69107775
Oh, so you were the one who posted that doxx pic and then shit up the thread about it all day in the guise of crying about jannies.
Why do you do this? Is it fun for you?

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>>69108042
We should be happy she streamed at all today, right?

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>cum cum cum cum cuuuuuuuuuuuuum

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>>69108089
Half the thread canceled their membership, feistybuds.

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>>69107775
>>69108139
Ahahahah the absolute treatment of this innocent man (i know, i posted the pic), hahahahhaahhahahahhahah

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>>69108139
(You) can't actually be this fucking stupid, surely?
No I did not post the doxpic, you fucking moron. Why in the name of fuck would I complain to the admins about myself?

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Thank you LordOfCarrion for the photos you gave. I don't know if this is the girl you talked to or not but I found information. Google sucks at reverse lookup. I am going to go out with a bang. In a few hours when I am done re-uploading my files, I will post them on Twitter and tag everyone in them. This will start a lot of drama with some really famous people. Are you guys ready for the last sh*t show? Also fuck you drtriggered and the hole you crawled out of
https://files.catbox.moe/9q818x.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>69107775
A couple weeks ago I got a 24 hour ban for off topic because I made one of the "i dont love gura but i love gooming to her lewds" posts. That was cool.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wish the stream had been longer or closer to bed so I wouldn't have time to think about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108139
>in the guise of
Found the trannitor
>>69108239
Have you ever considered jamming your micropenis into trash compactor? What am I talking about, of course I have, you're a fucking troon

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.4chan.org/feedback

[Anonymous No.]

can I get a (you) i feel really lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108301
Is that a child?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108334
Watch the VOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108335
>I am Spartacus
Seriously, can anyone at this point doubt the fact that the janitors are antis? Anyone wanna try making an argument to the contrary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108518
Lol that post ALSO got deleted within minutes but THAT picture is still there :D WTF jannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108485
here anon. I got you. Happy Valentines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108550
It's the wondering what she's doing right now that's the problem. Watching the VOD doesn't help that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108418
*of course you have
Fuck I'm slowly degenerating into an ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108739
You full well know what a grown as woman is doing on valentines

[Anonymous No.]

do you think all this is just the amesame spammer making new characters? dude should really invest his energy in writing a book or something instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108739
She's eating more pizza to feed her tapeworm that always tries to talk to us on stream. Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108475
Hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108739
Probably not much at all right now? She's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108840
Couldn't care less, he can shitpost 24/7 and waste his time if he wants. I still and always will love my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108822

4chan posters in denial

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>>69108089
im here waiting on the membership share

[Anonymous No.]

She just sits and twirls her hair while thinking about us sometimes.
Chumbies my daughterwife is just the cutest little creature in the world and no one can convince me otherwise!

[Anonymous No.]

My post about a grown woman spending time on her valentines got deleted but THAT picture is still up.....

[Anonymous No.]

I just don't get how she keeps making it clear over and over again she does so many thing alone to prove things to us, yet retard is allowed to come in here and spam his cuckposts over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

This looks like a game Gura would play considering how much she likes DRG. Hopefully they get perms for this soon.

[Anonymous No.]

I just don't get how you faggots are allowed in here when I am clearly The Last Chumbie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69109438
Probably tranny janitors seething about how their favorite corp is up in flames and their oshi's are getting cancelled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69109438
It's valentines day, anon. It's pretty much a cuckposters favorite day to post their fantasies, ignore them and let them go about their routine.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder if gura will ever play the bluey video game

[Anonymous No.]

I just don't understand why she didn't do an ASMR stream closer to night time.
Shark girl whispering was at 8 pm
ear massage was at 10 pm
neko maid was uploaded at 7 pm
oceanside soft talking was at 6 pm
so she knows that ASMR is for night time, but not today for some reason. I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69109887
Are you going to do this for the rest of the day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69109887
>but not today for some reason. I don't get it.
You absolutely get it, stop trolling, everyone gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69109887
Are you a fembud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69109887
It's simple, she knew our balls were about to burst from holding in too much goom and didn't want to make us wait that long.

[Anonymous No.]

this is honestly funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>69109887
She woke up early and was excited to put the frame up. She didn't want to wait any longer than she had to.

[Anonymous No.]

Pic still up and thriving, i think jannies wants to beat their 13 hour record

[Anonymous No.]

>>69110010
>>69107772

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>>69110322
Dude, price is irrelevant, it will have a huge ROI for her (if she actually use it), so she doesn't spend ANY money for US, stop being so delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>69110207
Oh yeah, I forgot she posted the frame at like 7AM her time, an extremely early hour for one of her frames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69110554
>he thinks that the people who are holding off on members will suddenly join just because she's using a KU100 instead of a 3Dio.
Are you stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

So what the chumbies up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69110554
She spent $9,000 she didn't have to because she already has an ASMR mic that no one would complain about. Your post is retarded and you should feel stupid for making it.

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>>69110554
>It will have a huge ROI (if she actually uses it)
Pray tell, what's the Nijimath on this one, sisters? How the fuck are you so sure she would get so very much more money from using that particular mic over another one to make up that up-front expense?

[Anonymous No.]

Should I just watch the dogs? I feel lonely, but it feels wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

She was lovey-dovey with us today. And we're just a bunch of faceless green names on her screen. I can't even imagine what she's saying to her special one right now while I'm alone rotting in my cold empty room.

[Anonymous No.]

You can never know if they're arguing with themselves or not. Either way, it's threadshitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69108335
couple months ago I got banned for "trolling" because I said I wanted to spank Gura, ridiculous, I'm VERY serious about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69109887
You should probably kys. Your posts are worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69110913
Consider watching clip channels to keep up with most other girls, there's plenty of content to keep you busy and that way you can have at least some idea of what's going on in the rest of Holo without having to go full no-life

[Anonymous No.]

>>69110913
sure why not
I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>69110913
Im going to rewatch the asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>69109486
well it literally IS DRG, but top down roguelike instead of fps, also no multiplayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>69111110
I have nothing to do tonight because I thought we were going to be spending the night with Gura. But that didn't pan out because I guess I didn't realize she never spends Valentines night with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69111039
>Janitors can't see how you'd want to spank this butt
Barely even human

[Anonymous No.]

>>69110913
I am, this interactive visual novel is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>69111333
stop shitting up the thread already nijifag

[Anonymous No.]

>>69110885
>>69110904
>>69110771
Idiot tards, look how many views some random channel gets as soon as there is a KU100 in the title.....she could easily lure random ASMR connoisseur tards to her stream with this one simple trick

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>>69111530

[Anonymous No.]

You guys don't gotta wait for me to post dino.
Let the rubbing commence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69111493
Noels videos alone have given over 20x ROI https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ku100&sp=CAM%253D

[Anonymous No.]

>>69111493
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING MORON

[Anonymous No.]

Oh right niji is still burning huh? /vt/ really was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69111333
You should get your mental illness checked out.

[Anonymous No.]

ROI these balls 8===B ekek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I desire to inject Gura's saliva directly into my spinal cord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69111874
is this cancel culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>69111675

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>>69111990

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>>69112093

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>>69111803
>>69111778
Seethe asshole, Noel has gotten over 40 million views for her KU100 streams, even Miko has 10x ROI.......

Fucking Brazilians can't even do simple basic math

[Anonymous No.]

>>69112185

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>>69112093

[Anonymous No.]

Do you feel lonely tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69107356
No, Frodo.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I would have liked a bit later stream, but it doesn't make me trust her any less because she streamed earlier. I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>69112457
This is what maximum turbo cope looks like

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>>69112574
Don't you have the same post to keep making over and over again?

[Anonymous No.]

i think my favourite thing about gura is that she laughs at fart noises

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69111493
You mean the titles of her member streams that most nonmembers won't see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69112222
(You) can't comprehend simple logic
A comparison requires TWO numbers, dipshit - prove that those viewcounts are only high SPECIFICALLY because of the mic model, and that Noel's videos would not have gotten views anyway
Actually don't, we know you can't and it would be off-topic numberfaggotry anyway
The fact remains that you're appealing to the existence of an extremely tiny niche of people who would a) would ONLY get into vtuber ASMR, b) enough to give them money through memberships/merch, c) IF that vtuber used this SPECIFIC model of microphone
I've seen aborted fetuses with higher IQs than you holy FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>69112680
Yeah but i was taking a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>69112574
A few chuubas out there actually streamed themselves going on irl dates and your here in the Gura thread losing your shit after a fun valentines stream. Go do something else.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69112680
Of course he does, because he's addicted to being wrong
It goes hand in hand with the cuckold fetish, really I think it's more accurate to describe it as a generalized humiliation fetish more than anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>69112929
It's a threadshitter that's been doing this for years.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying my best chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69113080
I want Dino Gura to chew on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69112807
I pirate gura's member streams now and laugh at people like you who keep falling for her act

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69113251
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>69113392
>Deflection
We accept your concession faggot

[Anonymous No.]

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>>69112807
40 million is the PUBLIC stream numbers, excluding SC & membership retention.......

Stop moving the goalpost, you lost a long time ago

>>69112850
You are such a fucking tard, 200-400k revenue from a 9k purchase, the PRICE of said item is irrelevant, it's a 3k investment per year, you think anyone would care if they get 200k in revenue in that timeframe!

Also, i just told you KU100 titles ALWAYS brings in a ton of extra views compared to just ASMR titles, learn to read muthud slinger

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't think I'd have to break out the dino healing tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>69113392
How's she gunna get that ROI if audiofags are too poor to pay for the streams she does with it?

[Anonymous No.]

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>>69113569
Gura doesn't do public ASMR streams anon. The other anon just said he would pirate them, how is the ku-100 making her an extra $200k from members that are already paying for membership? And don't say SCs because she would make the same amount in SCs if she did a non ASMR stream instead. You're just retarded.

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>>69114273
Stop replying to shitposters, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Indeed, post cute guras or dino

[Anonymous No.]

>>69112929
Yeeah and people who watch chuubas go on IRL dates are hyper mega retarded ultra cucks, but they are only just slighly more retarded than you guys who think Gura is just sitting home alone after the Valentines stream

[Anonymous No.]

>pester and beg Gura for asmr for 2 years straight
>finally get it
>still continue whining and complaining
>thread is still shit
Chumbuds truly are one of the worst fanbases. I hate the fact that I have to share an oshi with subhuman scum like you people.

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>>69113569
>It's the Reddit-spacing boomer puncuation fag
Oh this explains a lot
>The PRICE of said item is irrelevant
Except I didn't say anything about the mic's price, you nuclear-grade fucking retard
If you weren't an illiterate ESL monkey you would have understood that I was talking about a comparison in VIEWCOUNTS - viewcounts WITH and viewcounts WITHOUT that specific model of mic, to actually MEASURE the value of the variable in question. Oops, your red herring died...
And the retarded fantasies dribbling out of your mouth are completely irrelevant. What you "tell" anybody is completely irrelevant, all that would matter are the objective facts and evidence - of which you have none, which is why you are desperately begging and squealing for all of us to take you simply on faith
At least TRY to learn how logic and reason work, and when you inevitably fail, drown yourself in the river where the local elephants drink like the desperate, half-sapient vermin you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>69112061
I want to inject the fluid that is expelled out of her skenes gland directly into my tear ducts, and veins, and gums and mouth and tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

[Anonymous No.]

Today I will remind you of Gura's inexcusable sins.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold a mouthful of gura's fresh warm piss in my mouth while I fuck Gura, and then swallow it while I cum inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69114481
Seething at Gura won't stop your company from imploding, nijisis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69114508
>comparison in VIEWCOUNTS - viewcounts WITH and viewcounts WITHOUT that specific model of mic
3 times i've explained to you about KU100 view metrics, yet you refuse that since that doesn't fit your shitty braindead narrative

Go and seethe in your jungle bungalow made of antelope turds!

[Anonymous No.]

I've done all I can chumbies but I haven't eaten today. I'm going to consume meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69114703
that's not even the worst think she's done, this is
I haven't seen this posted in a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>69114767
>Three times I have failed to produce actual facts or evidence
>Just trust me lol
ftfy, schizophrenic chimpanzee faggot

[Anonymous No.]

a feast
a deluge
a flood
of DINOS???
SLURRRPPPPP

[Anonymous No.]

Pic still up, jannies going for the fucking world record

[Anonymous No.]

Observation.I don't think there are any jannies or meidos are here. I feel like people are deleting their own posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69114503
Antis shit the thread even harder when actual chumbuds are happy. Stop being retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69112574
wtf are you doing with your life. I just goomed by the way. and now I'm going to listen to the ASMR. What's pathetic is you think after us being in love with her for 3 years now, that we'll suddenly stop because what you say? Also my coom today had gel chunks in it. Happens with my really big gooms. And there was so much too. You'd think there'd be less because I goom multiple times everyday. But what yall don't know is i mainline T to goommax, because gura deserves nothing less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115047

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>>69114713
gura retweeted this btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115083
Deleting own post? How the fuck would one go about doing such a thing? (i've had 2 posts actually deleted in this thread, not by me, so must exists moderrators)

[Anonymous No.]

>Gawr striking back while I'm about to go eat
The dino must not rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115332
newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115315
does gura goom to her own pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115528
There is no way of deleting, the arrow only shows report or hide post

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>>69112796
I want to pin her down naked, and fart on her, unfiltered, so that she feels the wet spray on her skin. Then once my property is marked with my scent, push her down into the ground and fuck her asshole so deep that it pushes past her sigmoid colon. Because round the corner is where the real anal pleasure lies. Pollinate her sweet smelling flower.

[Anonymous No.]

So she's been streaming again for about 3 weeks now, even doing things she doesn't have to...is it safe to be a chumbud again? I left a year ago..

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115600
Bottom right of browser window, newfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

dont wanna sound like a collab beggar but I hope gura does big brain games again soon
doesn't even matter with who
it's just that when she organizes things it's always a fun time for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115668
I'm not sure why people keep asking this other than to shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115668
Wait for the KU100

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115528
I figured it out, that is so fucking stupid that it is possible to delete ones own posts, absolutely zero accountability

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115668
she had to get the members numbers up before she disappears again. she has a lifestyle to maintain, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115796
>Accountability
Yeah to me
Don't you worry this brat shall be corrected

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking of starting /cc/ again

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115745
>doesn't even matter with who
>The monkey's paw curls as a tweet for Big Brain Games Holopro Tempus edition goes out.
Would you like to reword your wish anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115745
Brain games is one of my favorite streams. I also hope she organizes more things like that and the Myth collab, she's a natural host

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>>69113007
>Of course he does, because he's addicted to being wrong
>It goes hand in hand with the cuckold fetish
that is the crux of the matter unfortunately. They're cucks and part of the humiliation is shitting up all the other boards to get told ''tranny dilate now and rope'' or something like that. They breach containment and have way more free time than any other group with their 6 hour cuck gooning sesh, which means their presence online is bigger than non-fags. Half of them are also into poo dicks, go figure. The only solution is to ignore these delusional fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69114481
Can't believe how assblasted this shark makes you while chumbies are eating good.. Embarrassing display, desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116003
no

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>>69116050
they didn't even cross my mind at all desu

[Anonymous No.]

Some of you are being way too retarded tonight. Even more than normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116003
Wouldn't a different Gura thread just get raided by faggots and sisters immediately too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116095
yeah april fools was fun too

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115315
that's where i got it from. she's so fucking based it's ridiculous. Like not just that she likes loli, but she knows what is really good, she has an amazing eye for quality, and understands subtlety in sexiness, the same way she talks and hints at lewd things and says sexy shit without being gross or crass or whorish. She's fucking perfect. Would be such an amazing lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116187
They can't shitpost in both at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115755
I'm not shitposting I'm serious. I haven't played attention to here much either so I don't know. I know she said she was burned out and dealing with problems but that she's doing and feeling much better, but then I remember the multiple times she vanished...that's why I'm asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116159
>retarded
>>69116159
>normal

Uwuwt m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115890
She had minimum 7k members when she came back, more member engagement when she came back than when she left. Your rrat is tired, put it to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116159
post the member's stream torrent and we'll go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116270
Then just keep doing what you were doing and don't look back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69115890
yeah disappears into my bed where i'll piss in her guts.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwamoco finally said "we love you" to chat directly, but I couldn't say it back after saying it to Gura. It just felt wrong for me to do.
I trust Gura. I really hope she doesn't hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116267
I will found something to do for those 60 seconds i have to wait to shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

I’m still smiling from Gura’s unreal levels of cuteness bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116413
Is this an actual adult human exhibiting this thought process? Or is he just Brazilian?

[Anonymous No.]

Did all the real chumbies get off for the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116678
About to
Oyasame bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116678

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>>69114503
I just wanted to spend the night together with Gura. I didn't even mind if it wasn't ASMR, I just wanted her to be with us.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura gets better at ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

I had an IRL emergency and missed the stream. I'm about to watch the vod now, for the first time. I'm shaking with anticipation. It's gonna be good isn't it. u jelly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116367
There is no torrent because we can just watch the vod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116852
This anon is living in the 6th dimension with a genius like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116791
>i just
you're a fuckin spastic lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116840
It is good, just look at the state of the thread right now. The sisters really love to shitpost non-stop after a good stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116984
Is the sisters single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69117091
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>69117209
>Probably
Minor spelling error, i WIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116678
Im playing games with my sharkwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>69116601
It feels wrong to oshi multiple girls to me. Even if I member them, I can only choose one to be in love with and I chose Gura.
I just hope that she chose us, that'a all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69117428
you don't like her though

[Anonymous No.]

What i find somewhat amusing is that not only is Gura obviously here to shitposts from time to time when she wants to rile up the feistybuds

BUT her pardner may also be here and saying things like: "Im playing games with my sharkwife" and beeing 100% truthful and people would not bat an eye :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>69117631

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>>69116678
I'm just playing wc3 customs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69117746
Imagine sucking blizzards/activisions dick in 2024

[Anonymous No.]

>>69117428
Gura is the first girl to ever spend $9,000 she didn't have to, to try and make me happier. She's a keeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69117631
>BUT her pardner may also be here and saying things like: "Im playing games with my sharkwife" and beeing 100% truthful
I am 100% telling the truth when I make posts like this >>69117321