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>> No.68966236 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.68966243 [DELETED] 

Gura never coming back, not now after the American healthcare system has put their claws into Gura, there is no escape, she was already incredible sedated during her 3 year stream, it was no longer Gura, American doctors just pump their people full of drugs turning people into zombies

Gura is gone, the American healthcare system killed her, atleast what made her her

Tragic!
Going to the american "health" care system for help with mental issues is by far the worst thing you can do, american doctors are obsessed with insane drugs that they pump into their victims to turn them into zombies forever

Getting mental help in America is basically a death sentance
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style
Remember Guras first time in Japan, she said she was going on a date with a Senpai, it is pretty obvious that was Marine and the new MV really reflect how the date went, especially the end

Both got some nice deserved cow-licks from eachother ;)
Gura is to less for the confined of the area of circumference about the room she enjoys diverge into streaming for her own good and kitcat!
Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.
Y'all are horrible, and so are the people in her YouTube comments....

Imagine what kind of shitty disgusting person one has to be to bombard a freaking vtuber with a halestorm of hatecomments

A vtuber that has brought so many people so much joy during these years, and when she needed to step away, THIS is the thanks she gets in return???

Y'all should be ashamed off yourselved

I want to remind you that there is a REAL human being behind the Gura avatar

Imagine yourselves getting thousands and thousands of hate-comments aimed towards you on a daily basis, how would that affect your wellbeing and psyche?
Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"
Okay, time to talk about her key-switches...WHY THE FRICK is she still using MX switches? She talked about her MX Reds fondly in the "shaboin" stream, MX Reds, seriously? She is a billionaire and using basic bitch switches?

Here are some superior linear switches that she should upgrade to:

Invokeys Matcha Latte or Black Sesame (super cringy names, almost as cringe as going to Starbucks, but despite the name they feel & sound amazingly)

Gateron Milky Yellow, most bang for the buck switches

Gateron Oil King or Black ink v2, the safe options

Wuque Studios Morandi

PLEASE Gura, i am so sick and tired of your shitty sounding keyboard, give it away to Guantanamo Bay to be used to torture the infidels....

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>>68966236
SNIFFFFFF

>> No.68966376
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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.68966396
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MY wife

>> No.68966413

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.68966448
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>>68966376
Listen then.

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Woah theres a long post on here. Oh well not reading.

>> No.68966741
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>> No.68966908
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What the fuck is that wall of nonsense?

>> No.68966933

>>68966741
How many times have has ham Gura quoted the shit down your neck line?

>> No.68967080

>>68966448
sound doko?

>> No.68967240

>>68967080
Oh wait, nevermind. I had to allow it to play since it's a different domain. Never even heard of pixstash before

>> No.68967254

>>68966243
>Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops
Damn that’s gross. One time I put my mouth over the entire water faucet at public school. I also ate grass under the benches during recess because they tasted like onions.

>> No.68967261

I wonder what Guras opinion of Ferrari SF-24 is! Please respond Gura!

>> No.68967287

>>68963742
>>68965111
>No, you
Your post didn't make sense and I pointed out why.
Also, why the fuck did you quote me three separate times? Is this your first time on 4chan, kid?
You have to be 18+ to post here.

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I have abstained for a week for tomorrow, there is no way Gura won't get pregnant with the amount of goom I will release

>> No.68967501
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She's going to propose to her chumbies tomorrow! Are you ready?

>> No.68967555

>>68966448
Just use catbox like everyone else.

>> No.68967556

Thinking of driving to a secluded place and recording my lines in my car
Seems like a nice soundproof place.

>> No.68967664

We are currently undergoing a wave of mass migration of undocumented immigrants from reddit who neither speak our language nor share our culture. As a result, they are pushing every thread off the board by making 20 new threads per minute about inane bullshit from their own country. We need to build the wall and have nijisanji pay for it.

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>>68967664
If I catch one of those degenerates he or she will be gassed on the spot.

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>>68967798
But I’m already gassy?

>> No.68967988

>>68967240
>>68967555
All I did was copy the sound link from the guy who made the original, I've never done a soundpost before but it works for me?

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>>68967556
Oh yeah, I need to do the same. This will be the first time I've ever participated in something like this. I can already feel myself cringing at my voice, but it's for Gura!

>> No.68968092

>>68967287
Imagine being such a pathetic person that quotes nonsense from a previous thread!

We all know Gura hates you, just accept it and move on

>> No.68968140

>>68966196
Why is she dressed as the trans flag?

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>>68967989
>flashbacks to the bjorn YouTube cringe video

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>>68967963
That's why you'll be the last one inside

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>>68968347
You’re saying I’m going to be the last true chumbie? Yippeee!!!

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>>68967664
Don't care about of all that, it'll pass.
I'm just here loving my wife and looking forward to valentines day.
Just look at my wife, isn't she just the most precious thing in the universe?

>> No.68968658

>>68968457
Did she actually walk IRL or just WASD-QE?

>> No.68968757
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I love my wife so much!!

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>>68968454
Huhaha, maybe.

>> No.68968876

>>68968757
30 minutes late and wrong text, wtf is going on in GGG now? 40 minutes to make a new thread and the traditional first 3 posts is nowhere to be seen?

>> No.68968998

>>68968658
I like to imagine my wife has been pulling an FDR this whole time and is actually paraplegic, meaning her chumbies have to push her around in front of the camera

>> No.68969022

>>68968876
If you want it done right then do it yourself anon.

>> No.68969321

Marine is coming for the hololive top sub count. It is inevitable now. Marine is the strongest JP in a JP focused company. Her momentum is far too strong. All credit to what Gura has achieved as someone primarily speaking English. It's good she's back, but too little, too late.

>> No.68969376

Why do people think we care about numbers?

>> No.68969493

Marine is 1.5 million subs away too so how the fuck is that close to Gura?

Hornypost for your hag elsewhere dude!

>> No.68969665

>>68969493
Just watch and you'll see within the next year, with this trajectory, she'll be in smelling distance.

>> No.68969707

>>68969321
Are you a fembud?

>> No.68969747
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>>68968876
I'm working in a godforsaken place without internet. Sue me.

>> No.68969751

>>68969665
Whatever, i have tinnitus bro!

>> No.68969869

>>68969376
Don't you care about Gawr Gura's status in hololive? Do you want her channel to grow? Do you care about anything? Believe it or not numbers do matter.

>> No.68969920

Has Gura eaten the wasp she was saving for later in her fridge yet?

>> No.68969929

>>68969665
>>68969869
Please post your bushy pucci, fembud.

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>> No.68970023

>>68969665
So, i am sitting there, barbecue on my titties!

>> No.68970584
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>>68969321
you are still a faggot and should kill yourself

>> No.68970686

>>68969869
I only watch Gura. I don't care about other vtubers

>> No.68970695
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>>68968092
nta, it's not pathetic to laugh at subhuman invertebrate monkeys like yourself who are too fucking stupid to notice that it doesn't make sense to collab with your own roommate, to the point that you seemed like a newfag who didn't know what that term intrones when used on /vt/. That's half the purpose of the basket weaving forum in the first place
Now PLEASE shut the fuck up and stop digging yourself deeper (You) retarded, ESL, Reddit-spacing, boomer-punctuation newfag crayonophage streetshitter

>> No.68970766

>>68969869
Numbers do not matter to Gura, never have and never will. And the vast majority of people just enjoy watching the girl they love and support. I know thats impossiblef or your deranged numberbrain to comprehend but its reality.

>> No.68970875

Can mods ban all of these wall of text idiots that just posts stupid shit just for the sake of arguing.........

This thread is about a cute fertile shark girl, not your low hormonal kindergarden feuds..................

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>> No.68970984

>>68970875
>cute
yes
>fertile
not for you. she's a shark. they can't breed with humans.

>> No.68971110

>>68970023
i read your post in a country twang, like it was the lyrics to a country song

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>>68970875
>Boomer ellipses
gtfo and stop shitting up our wife's general, cretin

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>68970875
>t. someone who got utterly BTFO after trying to argue with an alpha chumbud

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>> No.68971762

>>68971335
You write exactly like someone with a boyfriend named Tyrone would do!

>> No.68971874
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>>68971313
samen

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>>68971762
>Why yes it IS me!
>Let me out myself with my retarded fucking exclamation point!
Was Tyrone deep inside your intensines as you wrote this
I hope you contract chlamydia

>> No.68972114

>>68971947
I am bored of you, you are not even the tiniest amount witty or funny, you have negative attributes!

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>>68971874
sameno

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>>68968140
>letting the faggot in a dress flag stop you enjoying the colors pink and blue
I spit on their flag, and I'm going to enjoy my cute blue shark wife dressing in cute pink.

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>>68972114
>You have negative attributes
And with the delivery of this sick burn in particular, it all became clear - turns out the ESLizard was actually just a language model all along
God I fucking hate the antichrist

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Does Gura like motor vehicle memes?

>> No.68973165

thank you for the archive ayachi, nice chumbud

>> No.68973427

Lost my old account and had to start a new membership, i had three years bros...

>> No.68973678

>>68967798
Did you seriously not learn anything or look into the submarine posts from a few threads ago?
Gura would never be a nazi, anon. Racist, maybe, but not a nazi.

>> No.68973835

>>68970695
kek

>> No.68973909 [DELETED] 

>>68973678
>Did you seriously not learn anything or look into the submarine posts from a few threads ago?
Just because Guras aunt is a female jewish submarine driver doesn't mean that Gura..

>> No.68974326

>>68970875
You were posting unrelated whores last thread in an effort to shill them here and were called out for it. And you didn't even understand what you were saying.
You don't get a say in what this thread is about since you started by posting off-topic twitch sluts.
Now shut the fuck up.

>> No.68974423

>>68971947
fucking lol and a half

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>>68973678
Based
Someone should recommend Gura read Julius Evola, Oswald Spengler and Joseph Marie, count of Maistre - I think it might speak to her far more than any modernist ideology ever could

>> No.68974506

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60RChEb_wzc
glad someone asks the important questions

>> No.68974535

Brown-nosing posts 1 minute apart, must be nice licking your own butthole pal!

>> No.68974553
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Chumbies I’m still at the car shop waiting for my oil to be changed. They said they found a flat tire.

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>>68974553
chumbie...
you think papa shark is gonna approve of a man who can't change his own oil?

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>>68974535
>He has been reactivated
>And is trying to deflect with accusations of samefagging
Sorry fag, hoping you kill yourself really is just a popular sentiment around here

>> No.68974878

>>68974745
NTA, but I changed my windshield wipers the other day and was very proud of myself.

>> No.68974889

Which one is Guras best karaoke performance?

I nominate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jK5q5ilfgA

>> No.68974908

>>68970766
NTA, Gura said she wants to reach 5m subs this year, and if that's what she wants I want her to succeed, because I want her to feel happy and proud. So that's the only number I care about. :3

>> No.68975002

>>68974908
this.

>> No.68975196

>>68974908
If Gura would truly care about her subcount she would stream a lot and would start spamming shorts like Marine

>> No.68975209

>>68974745
What if anon asks papa shark to show him how to change his oil? They could bond over it.

>> No.68975242

>>68974745
Maybe if it was still the 80’s. Manufacturers make their shit too complicated now a days. Also the multi-point inspection finds things that need fixed before worse stuff happens (aka preventative maintenance). In other words, if I’d chosen to do the oil change myself, my pride and ego would’ve left me with a neglected vehicle.
And that’s what papa shark is really looking for. A man who can swallow his pride and ego in one gulp, and all old car oil in another.

>> No.68975344

>>68974889
https://youtu.be/uE_iqi3hf7Q
I am biased because I have great nostalgia for this song, but her cute seiso act making her refuse to say nono words was oddly endearing, ironically
>>68974908
>>68975002
>>68975196
tsmt

>> No.68975436

Papa shark drove a BMW 535 and thought that made him a freaking rockstar! His delusions don't give a shit about some acoustic anon can change oil or not

>> No.68975493

>>68975344
>tsmt
I'm drawing a blank on this one chief.

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>>68975493
Plebbitorspeak for "this, so much this"
Had to swallow the bile in my mouth but it kind of fit the theme

>> No.68975919

>>68973909
I'd still bleach her with my superior genes, and read evola to her regardless. She is my wife after all, and she'll learn to love our uncle.

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I feel like procrastinating today

>> No.68976072

>>68975952
Kino cinema on the telly tonight bud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWf-QkldTQQ

>> No.68976139

>>68975952
But that's everyday...

>> No.68976210

>>68975919
>bleach
Gura is almost assuredly whiter than you, anon.

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That trident? Me

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>>68975196
>spamming shorts
I'd rather she does, shorts are for uncreative types that just want to prey on the short attention spans of plebs and Tik Tokers

>> No.68976462

gura love the chinese

>> No.68976489

>>68975344
it's funny how she avoids singing the curse words in a song about jb specifically doing it to rebel against his family that disapproves of cursing

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j*u
What's this Taipei thing supposed to be? Is this some prerecorded video or will it be a stream? Where can I watch it? Wait could it be Full Color mv premiere? I don't get it

>> No.68976771

>>68974889
Everything about this, the vocal blabla in the beginning, the sugar sweat voice, the pause in singing towards the end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ZPfP6nb8Y

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I started looking into keyboards again after that anon sperged out about cherry mx. I feel so out of the loop now. I still see no reason to switch from my cherry mx browns.

>> No.68976888

>>68976748
It's just an billboard ad for the locals, nothing to see!

>> No.68977001

>>68976748
>Premiering an MV as an ad collaboration on a random billboard
Anon's brain is a little different

>> No.68977030

>>68976829
Boba u4t since you are one of the tactile fags!

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>>68976489
Gura is a good girl, she's afraid of getting more spankings.

>> No.68977131

>>68975344
I wanna hear her do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVWjdP1oL44

>> No.68977147

>>68976748
Full Color never...

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>>68977030
Do people usually assemble their own keyboards now?

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>>68976489
She is a good Christian shark

>> No.68977291

>>68977038
https://youtu.be/uE_iqi3hf7Q?t=72
the sound she makes

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I really really hope that whatever she's cooking for valentine's isn't asmr. ASMR is fucking cringe and zoomer af and I can't stand it, please just give us another karaoke or something

>> No.68977328

>>68977244
>Do people usually assemble their own keyboards now?
Yeah, there are some folk that do their own custom gura keyboards. Its been a thing for a good while now.

>> No.68977386

>>68977329
Kys faggot

>> No.68977450

How many in here are actually for or against ASMR on that day in the first place?

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GGG is so friendly and filled with lovely cosy people

What does this captcha mean? Awful lots of PP

>> No.68977697

>>68977450
I like ASMR, but I hope it's roleplay instead. :3

>> No.68977961

My shark wife gives me lots of motivation at the gym

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>>68977131
>17 years ago
And it shows, damn, I like your style anon
Maybe for April Fools she could try to do harsh/scream/guttural vocals, like for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4xCb_OU_lM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbjXFz-1mdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGHlZwMYO9g
God could you imagine, I think my sides would split

>> No.68978099
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>>68977328
I saw people online being nostalgic about the quickfire tk and I realized that I'm a little behind in the keyboard scene.

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>>68977329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4EZIsRB0Ao
Have Gura's caffeinated alternate personality to BTFO (You) and (You) in particular

>> No.68978174

>>68977450
I wanna chum so I want it to be cybb0rseggz JOI ASMR. Maybe she finally built the love nest and got her blue lingerie from Victoria's Secret.

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>>68977555
>He missed the fourth P

>> No.68978358

>>68977450
Well we already got our Karaoke so its either just talking or asmr. I would prefer... BOTH. do both gura. one half asmr. one half talking.

>> No.68978471

I can't believe they made tail merch and none of us can buy it.

>> No.68978586

I want Gura to bake a cake or something again but i think she got PTSD from last cooking stream, people spamming chat "OMG those eggs are almost raw", "OMG those eggs are softboiled" (they where hard as rubber, chat was retarded)

Why does cooking stream bring out the most horrible insuffreble backseat gamers that are confidently wrong about everything?

>> No.68978668

>>68978586
backseat cooks, retard

>> No.68978681

>>68978471
>HoloEN
>Merch just for chinks

>> No.68978762

100% SEX

>> No.68978912

>>68970695
>yourself
Minor spelling error, i WIN!

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>>68978912
What spelling error

>> No.68979256

>>68979110
The one i quoted, tard skidmark!

>> No.68979513

>>68978358
She spent several days preparing for it, so I have hope it's a roleplay stream, and that she was thinking of story beats to play around and practicing.

>> No.68979635 [DELETED] 

Hopefully the surprise on the valentines stream is that it will be her first male collab stream!

I would kneel if she would do that, funniest shit ever ;)

>> No.68979751

>>68979635
With me.

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>>68979256
Isn't there somewhere else you can go to learn English BEFORE contaminating our board with your strange, thirdworlder ways

>> No.68979918

>>68969321
Marine is boring as shit. Her artificial popularity won't last forever.

>> No.68980071

>>68979809
*blushing like a slut*

>> No.68980170

Nijisanji and its yabs have been a disaster for this board.

>> No.68980243

>>68980170
Gura is a board

>> No.68980583

I'm in love with Gura and Gura is in love with me!

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>>68966196

>> No.68980788

>>68980243
UOOOOH

>> No.68981388

>>68979918
you know that isn't true. she's among the more unique members of hololive, and she puts the effort and money into it now. additionally, she has a lewd edged advantage because of her character that gura will never have.

keep in mind it was Marine who invited gura to do the song, not the other way around even though Gura is the current biggest channel. she's likeable and has been supportive and kind to gura from the very start, she wouldn't be a bad new #1.

>> No.68981690

>>68981388
>she has a lewd edged advantage because of her character that gura will never have
lol look at this anon implying that Guras cheese-stick complexion isn't lewd

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>>68981388
>a lewd edged advantage because of her character that gura will never have
nta and I don't hate Marine, but this is kind of silly due to the fact that many personality/character traits are mutually exclusive
For example, Gura benefits from the famous loli buff in a way that Marine obviously never will
That's been true from the start and remains true today, we would have to look to other factors to determine what will or will not modulate that growth

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>>68981388
>>68981799 (me)
*oh yeah I forgot to add, kill yourself numbermonkey

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>>68981388
>she has a lewd edged advantage because of her character that gura will never have
??? Guras character is easily the sexiest one in the entire Hololive lineup

>> No.68982584

>>68981388
There's nothing unique about her and she does not put in any effort into what she does.

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>> No.68983535

>>68983019
If having 2 left feet makes you a bad dancer does having 2 right feet make her a really good dancer?

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>>68983535

>> No.68984067

>>68967357
Gura will be drenched in chumbie goom shooting out of the internet tubes.

>> No.68984186

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5NMCzHOFYM
Diggy diggy hole :3

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When will Gura stop the habit of biting her tail

>> No.68984872
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>>68984186
thanks for reminding me

>> No.68984911

Wish me luck boys. Im gonna go through the catalog and check on the other generals see if they are ok maybe I can scavange for food that sorta thing

>> No.68985290

>>68984911
Why what's going on?

>> No.68985417

someone make an AI cover of duvet so that Gura learns it

>> No.68985893

I've had country music stuck in my head all day thanks to this damn shark

>> No.68986093

>>68977329
you suck. any chuuba who does asmr is precious

>> No.68986181

>>68984872
life of brian soundpost pls

>> No.68986228

Shinkiro or shin seikatsu (gura/okayu cover)?

>> No.68986474

>>68986228
Shinkiro. I want more city pop shark.

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>>68986181

>> No.68986704

>>68986482
thats the stuff

>> No.68986834

>>68986474
I want her to do more that gets her views desu. Sing more flavor of the year type genres. I want her to succeed.

She's been saying she want to do this and that for 3 years now and hardly done anything herself. They called her the City-pop shark, and she's done absolutely zero with that since year 1, and now Marine is the one who made it happen.

It'd be a great sign for 2024 and on if Gura showed some initiative instead of just throwing balls up in air with no intention of catching any of them.

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All these Reddit-spacing Jakarta tourists REALLY need to fuck off with their retarded takes

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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.68987503

>>68987179
calm your braincell it's overheating again

>> No.68987764

>>68985290
There was an all out war going on out there. Kinda funny though in a three stooges with chainsaws kinda way. Wouldnt recccomend it though best to stay in generals for now

>> No.68988895

Gura is

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>>68988895
Yeah mine

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>>68988895
GREGNANT!?

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>>68988895
My wife!

>> No.68989593

>>68987764
Quit lying, you wouldn't be looking at those threads at all if you didn't enjoy it.

>> No.68989788

>>68989396
can a 9 year old get pergnant??

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>>68989788
They need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys

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>> No.68991308

>>68990043
Gabby...

>> No.68991591
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68991591

i finished my recording
took me 3 hours but whatever

>> No.68991803

Was the RT a hint for tomorrow? Why RT something so far back unless she's going to give us elementary school girl RP tomorrow?

>> No.68991977

>>68991803
she'll be doing potty training rp tomorrow. get ready for totally fake soundboard fart sounds

>> No.68992120

>>68991977
i meant this ironically. they're going to be real fart sounds.

>> No.68992444

>>68991977
>>68992120
God I want this to be real.

>> No.68992925

Any way I can get my hands on the members karaoke? I had to miss it because of family emergency and havent found anything on the archive

>> No.68992995

>>68992925
a likely story..

>> No.68993047

>>68992925
https://gofile.io/d/lVwumn

>> No.68993064

>>68992925
you haven't been looking very hard, then

>> No.68993480

>>68992925 (me)
>>68993047
>>68993064
Found the mega, but thank you anyways for the link

>> No.68993622

>>68981388
Insane levels of downplaying Marine going on here but her surpassing Gura in subs in the future is not unlikely.

>> No.68994645

>>68990043
gerb's buttcrack.

>> No.68994834

>>68988895
my perfect wife!

>> No.68995104

>>68993622
This entire falseflag of trying to make us hate Marine, who has been a good friend to Gura, is fucking gay. Marine is probably the JP i'd most like to share a cone with and just shoot shit and tell stories. I'd let her hold Gura's hand while I impregnate my sharkwife.

>> No.68995705

>>68981388
This faggot is marine schizo and he noticed that everyone here was praising Marine after Gura sang and gushed about Shinkiro in the karaoke last night.
So now he's here to try and turn chumbuds against Marine by talking about numbers or some bullshit.
You were too obvious. Try harder next time, shithead.

>> No.68996247

Gura's pissy cunny

>> No.68996951

What do we think about the Valentine's merch?
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2024?variant=44476441886940

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>> No.68997186

>>68996951
I'm honestly only interested in the letter

>> No.68997253

I'm going to goom in her little womb on valentines day!

>> No.68998304

>>68996951
brown

>> No.68999724

>>68997253
Get in line bud, I got first dibs.

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my wife

>> No.69000888

Less than 24 hours until lovey dovey shark stream. :3

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Sleep tax came for me too I guess. I wanted to close my eyes for just a couple of minutes and slept a few hours. Im just like my wife.

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>>68999724
I don't remember making this post

>> No.69002577

>>68996951
is that a cum towel

>> No.69003077

>>69002577
It will be when I get it.

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Holy fuck. It's not fair.

>> No.69005097

>>69004775
That thing is bigger than I thought. I want one.

>> No.69005285

>gura sung diggy diggy hole
ever since she mentioned DRG i was thinking she'd sing it, but im still glad nevertheless

>> No.69005883

>>68966196
how i missed Guras 2024 KARAOKE

is there a full vid to download like mumei's?

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Dakimagura spotted on calli's stream

>> No.69006479

>>69004775
can we buy this

>> No.69006729
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If you had a chance to enter into a secret relationship with Gura, could you really bare the weight on your conscience of cucking 4.5 million chumbuds, including friends you've had a good time posting with /here/? Or would you accept that it's okay because if they were in your position, you know they would go for it, and you cannot blame them because the love for our oshi is that strong.

Just a theoretical experiment.

>> No.69006787

>>69006427
>posting a screenshot of your own tweet

>> No.69006882

>>69006729
I take the fight to be the last chumbud very literal, I would absolutely murder someone to be with her, and It's one reason I started working out

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>>69006729
I don't mind shitposting with you guys but all other fans are my competition, not my friends. Gura would feel far worse about the idea than I would.

>> No.69007093

>>69006729
I like you guys but...

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>>69006729
It's not "cucking" if it is the outcome of the process of intermale competition in courtship
NTR perhaps, but not cucking

>> No.69007266

I don't see many Valentine's streams scheduled tomorrow, we know Gura is having one, all of Advent is, Ina has one, Bae did hers today, Irys did hers today, it looks like Kiara is having some kind of Valentine's call ins like 5 hours before GST though, I wonder if she'll join.

>> No.69007407

>>69007266
>don't see many
>all of Advent
>Gura
>Ina
seems like a lot to me

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>>69006882
>>69006961
>>69007093
>>69007129
Ah, so it's an honorable gentlemen's battle, then.

>> No.69007670

>>69007407
I mean Fauna, Mumei, Ame, Calli, Kronii all not having something up means like 1/3rd of EN is up in the air.

>> No.69007974

>>69006729
I dislike all of you and don't worry I'm a sex addict and would be cheat on her all the time

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>>69007974
oh, I will enjoy killing you

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Ryona rape RP tomorrow, I can feel it, her screams will be musical.

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https://www.tuetue.shop/en
Found the merch shop for Gura's iPass collab.

>> No.69010234

>>69009951
That's good and all but they are not posted for sale yet. I take it they ship to the USA? because if it does not then it does most of us no good because we really would like to buy it.

>> No.69010346

>>69009951
does this mean I can buy it and have it shipped here or what

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>>69007562
Now (You) got it!

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Don't jinx the cyb0rseggz.

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>>69009663
I know it's not going to happen but MAN would I kneel
I almost wouldn't be able to fap from the sheer bewilderment and disbelief almost

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>>69010346
I can't read chinese but all the shipping areas are listed in chinese when you select other Hololive products. If one of those means USA then yes but I have no idea.

>> No.69011181

>>69010346
>>69010845
All of the ones I found in the list were TW/CN so I don't think they ship anywhere else, fags.

>> No.69012293

>>69005097
You can't have one. Taiwan only.
>>69006479
No.

>> No.69012378

I can't wait for the date my wife has prepared tomorrow!

>> No.69012550

>>68991130
What's with that look?

>> No.69012603

>>69012378
She's my wife though, and she's taking me on a date tomorrow.

>> No.69012646

>>69007266
It seriously doesn't make any sense for Irys and Bae to have done theirs today. It was like 11 AM their time on the 14th and 8 PM on the 13th our time. All this does is let them have the entirety of Valentines night off-stream. Kind of sus, honestly.

>> No.69012784

>>69012646
>why would the people in Japan do their streams on the day in Japan
Go bait in global retard.

>> No.69013006

>>69012603
why did I reply to myself

>> No.69013007

>>69007407
>>69007670
It's actually really fucking weird that so many EN members aren't celebrating Valentine's with their fans if they don't stream tomorrow. It's not a family holiday like Christmas and it's pretty much only for spending time with a lover, so it is really, really messed up that most of EN isn't streaming Valentine's night when it's celebrated the most in the West in the first place.

>> No.69013160

>>69010234
>>69010346
They aren't shipping anywhere other than Taiwan.

>> No.69013407

>>69012784
Hey retard. Almost all the Japanese girls are doing their Valentines day streams AT NIGHT, you know, when the holiday is actually celebrated by lovers?

>> No.69013494

>>69013407
Go post about other girls somewhere else retard

>> No.69013880

>>69013160
I support the PRC now

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>>69012550
The little minx knows what is going through our heads
She wants what we want, us to come and take it
Lots of sweet handholding, cuddles, headpats and tummy rubs

>> No.69015014

>>69012550
She's being a bratty tease who's pretending that she's in charge. Don't go too far with the correcting please, you'll make her cry. She doesn't actually know what she's doing, she might as well be a child.

>> No.69015027

>>69014774
That's so fucking hot.

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Chumbies, help, I can't stop singing Diggy Diggy Hole...

>> No.69015428

>>69004775
Wait, didn't she want to do tail plushie in her maid rp stream? and now it's Taiwan only? WTF Cover

>> No.69015510

>>69014774
>>69015027
*She knows what we want, and wants us to come and take it
I don't know how I butchered that so badly, must've moved the cursor during drafting or something
Nonetheless I am an EOP so I have no excuse, please call me an ESL streetshitter so I can live down my shame

>> No.69015660

>>69014774
>tummy rubs
god I would spend all day fondling her tummy, giving it kisses, blowing air raspberries and sticking my tongue in her bellybutton

>> No.69015921

>>69015510
I've read so much ESL on this board it didn't even phase me lmao, I'm doomed.

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>>69015014
>>69015660
This soft little tummy is built for corrective raspberries

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>>69015921
>tfw our fluency standards have fallen so low
>that we don't bat an eye when we, ourselves, start sounding like the Pajeet invaders
This is a sign that we must act, lest we ALL be doomed to your fate, anon
Mass ESL physical removal/deportation when

>> No.69016622

>>69016329
Has Gura ever talked about WH40K?
She likes Tolkien, comes from what sounds like a generally conservative family and has a shitposting background, so I could see her liking it
Then again 40K is pretty high-end male autist neckbeard content and her interests are generally pretty girly, so really I could see it going either way

>> No.69017327

>>69015942
nipple

>> No.69017480

>>69016622
she talked about wanting to play darktide
newfag

>> No.69017567

>>69016622
Only about that game she wanted to play at the time but permissions doesn't seem to have come through. I don't think she's an avid follower of the series, books other games or lore.

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>>69017480
>>69017567
>Darktide
Based, I'll take it
Our wife will be thinning her paints before we know it

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That shinkiro performance was fucking PEAK bros...... I LOVE HER SO MUCH...

>> No.69017952

I can't stop thinking about marriage with Gura.

>> No.69018008

>>69017952
She's already my wife though, you're too late.

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>>69017952
>>69018008
Yeah mine

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>>69017952
>>69018008
>>69018398
sorry, she's already married to me

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>>69017952
>>69018008
>>69018398
>>69018897
You're all married to my semen bucket

>> No.69019350
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>>69017952
>>69018008
>>69018398
>>69019129
Weird, I don't remember making these posts
Must be off my meds again, cool

>> No.69019369

I wonder if Gura was considering graduating but then after seeing the shitstorm happening outside her bubble, "nah, I guess I'll continue pandering to pedophiles"

>> No.69019439

>>69019350 (me)
Forgot your (You) >>69018897 , gomen

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>>69019369
Don't you have some underaged Sailor Moon cosplay to do for your idiot patreon paypiggies, Venti-chan?

>> No.69019632

So she's definitely proposing to us tomorrow, right?

>> No.69019656

>>69019632
Just to me

>> No.69019688

>>69019632
Yeah, to me.

>> No.69019733

Keep the cute wedding gown artwork of my wife coming!

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>>69019733
You mean like this?

>> No.69019906

I have an unopened onahole and will finally use it for tomorrow valentines stream

>> No.69020042

>>69019906
But the micro plastics anon.

>> No.69020160
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hi

>> No.69020190

>>69020042
microplastics build character

>> No.69020244

>>69020160
GURA I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!

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>>69020160
Hello there, we were just discussing our upcoming marriage to my wife
My wife's wife will be there too

>> No.69020378

>>69020042
Still better than whatever STD incubator Gura's used cunny is.

>> No.69020513

>>69020378
That's our semen bucket you're talking about, careful.

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>>69020190
>builds character
I bet Gura would love Calvin and Hobbes

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>>69020378
>STD
Yeah mine
>used
Yeah by me

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I lost a gura gif, the low rez one where she jams with headphones

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>>69022147
I wish to see this as well

>> No.69022686

>>69020725
C-cups, thick thighs, wide hips, gap, adonis, what in tarnation is this abomination and what has he done with Gura?

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>>69022686
>What in tarnation is this abomination
Gura plus a smidge of puberty
>and what has he done with Gura
Puberty
...y-you were just kidding about her being an abomination, right anon? You would still love her anyway... wouldn't you...?

>> No.69022969

>>69022937
>puberty
Gura is already full grown

>> No.69023634

>>69022969
True, the bush on her pucci proves it.

>> No.69023635

>>69022686
It's Gura's fantasy to have assets like that I'd love her even if she was a hamplanet

>> No.69023845 [DELETED] 

I sent my report into cover. I just wish Gura would have talked with me and I would not have had to rrat her out on everything she had done. Download all her vods and member streams because she is not going to keep her job trust me. also screenshot this

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Ah, been a while since this larp.

>> No.69024224

>>69023944
Its not a larp this time. Trust me. I asked them to hold off till sometime before or after 5th fest but before her Birthday stream so don't worry.

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>It's not a larp this time. Trust me.
>this time
>trust me

>> No.69024351

>>69024224
>this time

>> No.69024569

>>69024224
If you had just as much stamina and dicipline for working out as you do for this idiotic rrat you would have been able to pick up Brian Shaw with your pinkie by now

>> No.69024602 [DELETED] 

>>69024348
>>69024351
You will see just remember this post and point back too it sometime this year. Do me this one thing. I am not any of the other people so Give me this. If nothing happens you are free to never take anyones word for it on vt anymore. If she keeps her job after this I will retire from vt.

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>If nothing happens you are free to never take anyone's word for it on vt anymore
We don't need your faggot permission to not validate your schizophrenic delusions you retard

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Is this dude really think that anyone take him seriously?

>> No.69025089

>>69024224
>I asked them to hold off till sometime before or after 5th fest but before her Birthday stream
You're making your shitty rrat even more unrealistic with this statement. NDA is NDA, there is no holding off or whatever plus you wouldn't have any say in when Cover would fire her.

>> No.69025258

>>69024224
>I gave them career ending evidence of "something"
>They won't do anything yet though because I asked them to wait.
Kek.

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Child

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>> No.69025544

Chumbies I really think this guy is legit and definitely isn't just funposting.

>> No.69025546

>>69024686
i want to bury my face in there

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>> No.69025651

>>69025544
THIS TIME FOR SURE

>> No.69025673

>>69025413
I could smell her breath that whole stream.

>> No.69025682

>>69025643
sleep tight buddy

>> No.69025690

>>69025546
I agree, the cat look so tasty and plappy

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She's the love of my life!

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>>69025643
Oyasame

>> No.69025729 [DELETED] 

Youtube just showed me what Gura has been up to all this time. I finally found her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G79zaH-aow
On a side note my algorithm must be really proud of itself right now, it found content for the game I play with Gura in it, and with 1k views it really had to dig for this shit.

>> No.69025814

>>69025729
Advertise your 0view channel somewhere else, retardbud

>> No.69025817

>>69025694
>FAT TAIL
Your love needs to go on a diet

>> No.69025878

>>69025694
This is so fucking good, im making it my wallpaper.

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>>69025817
she's perfect as is

>> No.69025992

>>69025729
You really found a lot of Gura

>> No.69026013

>>69025814
Not mine, I'm not from EU, it just showed up in my recommended.

>> No.69026175

>>69025817
Extra cushion.

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>>69025643
sharkdreams

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Lemon shark.

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I can't wait for tomorrow to come, but I'm also too excited to sleep. I know she probably won't be reading them but I don't even know what to superchat tomorrow. It feels one of the only times of the year we're allowed to get extra sappy with what we send her. I love her more than anything.

>> No.69027118 [DELETED] 

I found someeone worse at math than Gura https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP5ZNMwjPso

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I want to sexually bully this small feminine female idiot with my big masculine male penis
Not tothe point of stealing her virtue, just enough to show her who's boss

>> No.69027237

>>69027136
Gooba feels like the type that likes to explore the rear, 100% sure of it, 90% sure she is on par with siswet19 by now

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>Asmongoloid

>> No.69027344

>>69027237
>that likes to explore the rear
Yeah mine

>> No.69027551

>>69027024
same desu I want to write something nice for her

>> No.69027608

>>69027344
Gay, don't be gay Mr Pegging lower

>> No.69027624

Did Gura say the stream on the 14th was a members or regular?

>> No.69027660

>>69019369
Gura panders to me? Oh fuck that's so hot. She loves me enough to pander to my needs. Unf.

>> No.69027819

I’m so fucking satisfied. I threw away 7 big ass bags of trash and junk from my room. There’s more to do but I can’t chance me missing tomorrow’s stream for anything. Night buds.

>> No.69027939

Whatever she has planned today, nothing will ever beat my meat like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWf-QkldTQQ

>> No.69027981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS1tjFMOCTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEKtUw4ThD0
I wonder how well Gura would take to RTSs like AoE2 or Starcraft
Probably terribly, imagine a world where T90 commentates a LEL for "Legend of cunnyshark" lmao
Alternatively maybe she could just play with SNOT, lots of opportunity for kino like when Fauna went on her Elephant arc

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>>69027819
Oyasame Jordan Peterson-bud

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>>69027344
>>69027608
Pegging is fun, I want that little brat to make me her whore. :3

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Just found out that i'm going to miss her lovey dovey stream tomorrow. Does anyone have a shotgun i can borrow so i can deepthroat it?

>> No.69028324

>>69027237
wonder if she'd be down for some choco fun like pipaypipo. Once they start, it's like an addiction.

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>>69028211
>deepthroat a shotgun
Yeah mine

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>>69028211
Here (You) go

>> No.69028472

>>69028211
you should just ditch whatever obligation is preventing you from being there

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>>69027237
>>69027344
>>69027608
>>69028196

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>>69028472
The best laid plans. Set aside the time months ago while she was still on break. Fuck my ass inside out with a rusty pitchfork I guess. I'll watch the vod anyways, but fuck man. Now I have the big sad. What if i just fucking kill them? Maybe then i can watch the stream...

>> No.69028782

I just love her so so so much...

>> No.69028926

>>69028664
gura would be so proud of you. just imagine

>> No.69028979

>>69028782
This is not a chumbie btw

>> No.69029179

>>69028979
Is it a fembud?

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>>69029179
My money is on ni/ggg/erfa/ggg/ot

>> No.69029230

>>69029179
nah they're all with their boyfriends on valentines day.

>> No.69029246

>>69028979
I am THE chumbie.

>> No.69029292

Remember when Gura had to show in the kids section for glows to wear on stream? <3

>> No.69029380

Remember when Gura?

>> No.69029414

Gura

>> No.69029455

a

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I am 100% serious when I say I WILL find a way to marry this girl. I love her more than anything.

>> No.69029505

>>69029292
I read this 6 times and as i was trying about how confused I was I figured out you meant gloves. I was wondering wtf happened with the feds on stream.

>> No.69029554

>>69029464
how though... what's the battle plan? if we put our heads together, we can increase our chances.

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