New Niji rrats

[Anonymous No.]

Bad news guys, all the good Nijisanji rrats have come true and /vt/ is starting to sound sane
We need to invent new, unhinged rrats to keep with the times
What have you got?

[Anonymous No.]

The "clique bullying trio" is just Enna who gaslighted and harassed Selen. Millie is just stupid and Elira only wants her work VISA so she's starting to bullying her rn. So everything is a delicate system where Enna convinces everyone (also internal part of Nijisanji) to hate Selen. Probably just because envy, Enna has a pattern in her personality in which she "hates" everything that is superior to her, but deep down she just wants to see it destroyed by a false idea that she is in control.
So the only bully (apart from Aster towards Scarle) is Enna. Kyo noticed this and came out of her boyfriend-trance and that's why he graduates.

[Anonymous No.]

Selen stole someone's lunch and that was the impetus for all of this chaos.

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Pekora's monkey is an actual human born in a secret laboratory and suffered many months of torture before being gifted to her this is not a rrat, this is reality and will be the cause behind the 7th trumpet

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selen and elira are actually the same person with split personality disorder

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Selen was the real bully and she’s still bullying them right now.

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>>68959135
This is now my head cannon and I will die on this hill in many internet fights to come.

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at this point you need to go full /pol/ and talk about the globo homo agenda and how Niji is pushing it to get even crazier

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>>68958089
Selen and Elira are actually the same person, both different sides of Selen's multiple personality disorder. Nijisanji's bizarre reactions and actions are because they don't know how to deal with someone who is bullying themselves to suicide

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>>68958089
Nijisanji doesn't exist the way we think it does. It's actually an experiment created by Japanese social science researchers to see how much people can be pressured in a corporate environment before they break and start to exhibit insane-seeming behavior. Riku himself is just a paid actor who created a fake bio for himself. No one could be that cartoonishly evil and stupid in real life.

Sorry to all you fans of the non-Selen Livers in Nijisanji. There was never a real person there, it was all super-advanced AI that was part of the experiment.

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>>68958089
Selen, Elira, Millie and the rest of the EN branch got sick and tired of the...
>2% income on merch sales
>retarded and non-existent ESL management
>not getting their YT playbuttons
>the number 2 spot globally
...so the current downfall that is going on is just simply part of the grand plot to leave the company by farming as much clout as possible so that they can get more viewers when they become solo.
It's all part of a master plan. All of EN are acting illogically when compared to the JP management because they all have a part to play in this plot - to exact revenge on the black corpo AND secure themselves a bright future.

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>>68968904
rocking the latest in New York fashion I see.

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>>68964123
Anon…

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Someone was actually trying to convince me in real life that this is a calculated mistake by PR to lower the price of Nijisanji so Cover can acquire it, similar to how Activision blizzard and bethesda was acquired by Microsoft.

This was all a ploy for Riku to dump the vtuber market and he can go buy a new yacht

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>>68969208
>Buying another VTubing company that already has a strong presence in China to not use your actual golden eggs company open another Chinese branch that would fumble due to an already known previous fuck up
>Now the Chinese fans and Gachis can't ditch you without ditching the talents they like.
>If someone isn't up to Hololive standards in th auditions but still has potential you just redirect them to Nijisanji, the second class.
YAGOO is the Wilson Fisk of VTubing.

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>>68958089
some guy posted a rrat about Elizabeth Holmes, of Theranos infamy, becoming a vtuber from inside jail and I buy it.

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>>68958089
Pekora bought Nijisanji with her wads of cash and is imploding the company for fun. Including using Tazumi as her puppet.

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>>68958089
Scarle is about to be terminated. Scarle heart'd the kurosanji comment and deleted it, afterwards some other streams have been privated too, and considering that Scarle is probably the one that leaked the conversation with Aster. I think she is gonna get terminated at the end of February or in the middle of March.

Mark my words.

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>>68958089
>What have you got?
Nothing bad happened, but Selen and /vt/ are too soft for the internet and can't handle the bants.

[Anonymous No.]

I think this Elira is a manager rrat is extremely juicy, but maybe a little too sane for your tastes OP.

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>>68970347
>>68969208
Nobody will object to Cover acquiring Niji as they will feel that they are saving the company from their incompetent management.

>Yagoo. On paper he was a shadow. A businessman. He was careful not to leave a trail... He was meticulous enough to avoid the heat. Manipulative enough to have others do his bidding. He had an underground corporation... ...in which an army of rrats did his dirty work. He was the man behind /vt/. He was a problem solver. This is just another simple narrative. It is nothing I can't fix... ...with my hands. Nothing I can't fix.

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>>68958089
Riku is legit mad that this is happening and he actually wants Dokibird to fail because he cannot entertain the idea that someone who left Nijisanji is immediately that popular as an indie.
He wants to make sure that at least 90% of the fans are at his company's side on the matter. Any less and he deems it a failure.

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>>68964123
idol corp is behind it all

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>>68970740
downright believable right now anon

>>68971048
not OP, but that's probably too sane, hell, you could argue that they censored the discord user on the screencap because it was Elira or another talent...which now that I'm thinking about it, why was it censored, does it matter if it's some management person?

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>>68958089
All the livers are playing along with EN management because the managers have been threatening to full Wactor and start doxxing people

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>>68958089
Sana graduated to have threesomes all day with Tupac and Elvis

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>shachimu and doki have been friends for years
>shachimu and doki both applied and were accepted into Hololive
>doki has always been employed by Hololive and still is
>doki talks to shachi to relay information
>after niji fully dismantles themselves in front of the world and a leaf court she decides to retire because of undisclosed reasons
>EN4 debuts six months later
>hear a familiar laugh in one of the debut streams

>>68958089
is this unhinged enough OP?

[Anonymous No.]

Niji releases this shit to gather the audience of just dramafaggots around doki. When they will post 2 more statements, doki will break and kill herself while releasing all the receipts. Nijien dies week later

[Anonymous No.]

Elira’s Video was entirely AI Generated by management. None of the Voices you hear are the actual Talents voices.
It would explain the numerous artifacts and inconsistencies in the audio

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji will keep dropping statements every time Doki tries to stream Neopets with different members each time except for Scarle and Victoria (the white hats)

[Anonymous No.]

The church of scientology is their biggest investor, and is desperately trying to push back the neopets stream.

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nijisanji's lawyer was a plant installed by the neopets company to drive traffic to the game and sell more NFTs

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>>68958089
No stop. It isn't that /vt/ rrats are true, but the creation of the rrat turns it into reality.

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>>68958089
All of the recent drama was manufactured by mister Tazumi so he could short the company stocks via a shell company, you'll hear more about it after his arrest

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>>68973322
it's just the biggest kayfabe angle ever pulled and all proceeding as planned
>Elira's lore has her betraying Selen and hating tomatoes

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>>68958089
Riku raped and is blackmailing all of NijiJP's females with the photos of it

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>>68958089

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>>68958089
>New Niji rrats
Fresh RRAT I mean wataburgers for 10$ & free fries with that, get some!

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>>68970347
>>68971210
Yagoo being this much of a master mind while acting up the "Hehehe silly sad ojii-san that's too soft and gets walked on by his talents" sounds extremely scary. Behind that non-threatening façade Yagoo is quite literally Ozimandias

>I already bought Nijisanji...30 minutes ago.

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>>68972602
You know, even if they had someone else driving the models, it would probably be a total pain in the ass to make it look good with a prerecorded statement, AI or not. I like this one.

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>>68958089
Mori is going to win Mario Party tonight, with Milky Queen losing. Within the month, Milky Queen will announce an indefinite hiatus. After a few months pass, there will be a familiar sounding british voice in EN4.

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>>68958089
Fuck it anon i'm done. /vt/ is fucking has been now. Fucking kurosanji ruined everything, they made all our rrat reals, they always were one, no two maybe even three step ahed, they played us. Now whatever rrat i come from, because of those fucking faggot we will never look like schyzo ever again. Don't you get it? Out reputation is ruined to the ground; we are the laughting stock of the internet, the unwilling prophet of the final yabe! I fucking hate niji so much for making the place a reasonable space. You fucking win riku, we lost, happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

What have you got?
There's a manager working in nijiEN who's extremely assmad they didn't pass the audition, so they started a long ass plan to completely cripple the branch, if not the entire company out of spite, everything bad about management? traced back to them
>Actively hired non english managers to make communications difficult
>Kept sniping stream suggestions, intentionally lost most of the paperworks resulting in shit like pay being stalled and artists not being compensated
>Stonewalled most talents by hiding under higher management, no one knew about it since he deliberately curates any complaints
>Actively encouraged the clique, was the one who approved their nepo hire
>Has been keeping luca record spotless in the company so it seems like they are favoring him
>Left a paper trail as easy as possible to track for when a yab inevitably happened so it could all be compiled
>Was the one who suggested firing zaion
>Was the one who bullied selen
>Was the one who wrote both termination statements

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>>68979521
there was a crazy rrat that said there was no actual management and that the talents themselves have been managing each other while getting little to no support from JP side and i think this sounds crazy enough to be true

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>>68958089
Selena is fat IRL

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>>68964123
>at this point you need to go full /pol/ and talk about the globo homo agenda and how Niji is pushing it to get even crazier
This is not even a conspiracy theory, it's an obvious truth

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Scarle is the mastermind. Behind the scenes, she's been talking to one of the holos (probably Bae,since she knows elira) and has been convinced to jump ship into EN4…where she gets a bigger cut and a bunch of senpais that will receive her with open arms if they execute their plan. She just needed an out that didnt create any trouble for her.
>Notice your management is retarded and selen is closing in
>Plant the seed like "oh this so good. Im so happy ALL of nijisanji is here!"
>Managers activate autism and execute selen. You have your out.
>Leak the messages as everything starts..no one can fault you.
>Put up with your bully just a bit. Give a genuine cry.
>Managers are putting fires left and right. Fans are rallying behind you.
>Like a martyr, get sacrificed into the altar.
>Lay low. Wait for the next wave
>ES ELLA
>Fans flock to you, get a jumpstart and support
She might not be the mastermind, but she greatly benefits by putting oil in the fire

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>>68958089
>>68970347
>>68971210
>>68969208
>Hello...Yes sir it's me. Yes, it would appear so...
>Selen's termination went without a hitch. Well...For us of course.
>Yes, that's right sir, the public opinion of Nijisanji has completely fallen apart. We've got them by the balls.
>Yes, and in losing Pomu Rainpuff, there was already no hope of recovery. This is their final nail in the coffin.
>Indeed...Nijisanji's stock has plummeted by $24 million.
>We have Sel- I mean...Dokibird, to thank for that.
>That's right! It seems like no knew that I was the leaker this whole time.
>Yes, and they had no idea I was the one who leaked the graduations either!
>It took a little while to get people off my trail but...I think we did a pretty good job.
>"Nijisanji is not a black company". Heh...No one suspected a think.
>Yes, very well sir.
>I will always be at Cover Corporation's disposal...Mr. Tanigo

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>>68982431
i want to believe

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>>68958089
>Nijisanji was never real to begin with
>It was always just an elaborate Cambodian Bitcoin mining scam that grew wildly out of control

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>>68968904
all of en management own shares in a shell company that is currently shorting anycolor's stock

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>>68958089
>nijisanji is trying to hack doki's computer to ruin her stream

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>>68973308

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>>68964123
You've got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of Nijisanji terminations.

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>>68958089
my personal rrat is that the legal team behind nijien is just that one liver who's still in law school

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>>68958089
>Elira and Petra had to translate the legal docs for Nijisanji because nobody speaks English
>Niji JP is also scummy, but they don't actually think or care about EN - as long as the branch makes money they let the EN managers handle it
>Niji JP management catches wind of the issue and starts to prepare a JP style corporate PR response
>meanwhile Niji EN management knows it fucked up hard and goes into self-preservation mode
>EN mgmt convinces JP that they have a "culturally informed approach" to dealing with the situation
>JP office says "okay whatever" while they're still getting their response (poorly) translated
>EN's approach was actually developed by the clique, who is acting as shadow management because they can actually speak english... but they're idiots and set themselves on fire
>Doki can just enjoy streaming apex because they don't need any help throwing themselves off a cliff

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>>68958089
They are happy

[Anonymous No.]

my only ratt is that elon musk will buy nijisanji once the stock goes down hard. then he'll have his cat girls...

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>>68958089
pekora is fucking her monkey. the sucker is probably glued to her tits

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>>68958089
Here's a rrat for you, Riku is going to cut off the entire EN branch and accelerate JP again.

[Anonymous No.]

Idol corp is a Mossad op.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QIyddv3Ng4

Shes one of niji en right or I'm going crazy?

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>>68958089
>the rrats have come true

You all now know what its like to be a writer for the Onion these days. They could write about lizard people running the world, just for it to be proved true 10 min before they post what they thought was a funny parody news story. What a time to be alive.

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>>68958089
The clique are actually short selling stocks in Anycolor and are trying to crash the Yacht while Riku is clueless.

[Anonymous No.]

selen will rejoin nijisanji after she realizes she misses the bullying

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>>68987457
This makes perfect sense, what the fuck?

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>>68990374
Same with South Park. They haven't been able to hit the same highs as before because they can't outdo reality anymore.

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>>68990363
I just got recommended to her by youtube, who?

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>>68958089
ike is clinging onto the corpo because of rape and abuser allegations on his PL even though the bitch who accused him had no proofs

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>>68990363
The rrats I heard on /lig/ was that she was in the same boat as Grimmi. She was probably gonna be joining NijiEN, but then this whole shitshow happened and she reversed course.

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>>68958089
There was never a Selen "Termination"

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>>68990363
>We must bring racist customes back
She was going to be going to get terminated from niji in less than a month anyways lmao

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>>68991918
Rrats rewriting reality?

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>>68991418
/vt/ should focus on finding ALL the ungraduates ones

[Anonymous No.]

>The cn Niji era was a crypto money laundering scheme through donations and scs.
>Luxiem became filthy rich back when they had 5view (all botted) by crypto zhangs.
>Mysta took all his money, noped the fuck out of Niji and laid low in Indonesia now.
>The rest can't leave the cash cow even though they can be as big indie as they are in niji

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>>68990799
Yeah Reality is making it hard to be a real schizo posters these days.

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The company strongarmed Selen into selling them the AI rights to her voice in her last contract negotiation and plan to relaunch "Selen" in 3 months.

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>>68992012
No one has ever left Nijisanji

[Anonymous No.]

all current and former nijien members will join vshoujo but with the lessons they learned from loving and hurting one another in their former company they will make it work this time