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68907119 No.68907119 [Reply] [Original]

How do you turn things around at this point?

>> No.68907385

>fire 100% of the EN managers
or
>fire 100% of the EN livers

>> No.68907490

time travel

>> No.68907511

>>68907119
Abandon the EN market and open auditions for NijiES

>> No.68907520

>>68907119
Do the same thing I did with all of the other failed foreign branches

>> No.68907543

>>68907119
almost perfect op
need 2% material

>> No.68907591

>>68907119
Make elira naked dogeza and force her to be railed by all upset niji fans

>> No.68907602

>>68907119
Do what the Japanese government did back in the day and completely isolate myself in my country of origin and never interact with foreign markets again. I don't see any other option than to put all eggs in Niji JP and just drop everything else.

>> No.68907633

>>68907119
Fire the clique commit sudoku and turn the company over to Yagoo and if he refuses Fishman because at least it would be funny

>> No.68907719

>>68907119
I naked dogazaka off of the corporate building into the concrete

>> No.68907724

>>68907119
Close EN branch. Publically apologize to selen and give her your yacht

>> No.68907801

>>68907119
Complete purge of EN management
Investigation into EN livers for the bullying allegations
Investigation into JP management and livers for any similar issues
Relook at internal SOPs.

>> No.68908002

The good ending was promising to review internal management and improve communication (it is really that easy to blow off a controversy). They did not do that. So next best is abandoning EN market, combine current EN livers into JP.

>> No.68908092

Give it 2 months every one will forget move on to the next drama as they always do

>> No.68908105

>>68907119
blame it all on NijiEN management going rogue
apologize for not tardwrangling them enough
put their heads on spikes to try and salvage some community goodwill back

>> No.68908155

Call Yagoo and ask for advice.

>> No.68908158

>>68907119
Entire EN management needs to be fired ASAP. Problem is they clearly don't have English-speaking replacements. It's clear they though they could expand into other markets without having any people in upper management that can speak the language. This is very dangerous.

>> No.68908217

>>68908158
En management is Vox and Elira.

>> No.68908247

>>68908092
Because if the company exist there will be more drama like this in two months

>> No.68908414

Holostars will become bigger than Niji at this rate

>> No.68908447

>>68907119
Live puzzle solving, the kind with the 9x9 number grid

>> No.68908482

>>68907602
do you remember how that worked out for japan

>> No.68908519

>>68907511
>ES
More drama… perfect…

>> No.68908639
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68908639

>>68907511
ES would be even worse than the current dumpster fire

>> No.68909047

>>68908482
America showed up and made them open up trade. The difference is that no American would want to touch Niji with a 100 foot pole after this mess.

>> No.68909213

>>68907119
Complete and full purge of the EN management.
Put your own, loyal and capable workers into EN management.
Give any EN liver the commissar treatment if they step out of line. Monitor them 24/7 for the time being to ensure they keep in line with your orders.

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>>68907119
Hey guys Riku Tazumi here. I know, I know, I have heard all your concerns.
So I am officially announcing that NijisanjiEN is hereby terminated for messing with my stock prices, furthermore I will be selling off all the assets they have remaining so I can do another buyback. Here you can see the new NijiEN store where I will be selling personal information of the former livers and management. Hopefully this will help pay for all the damage they have caused.
To my newly terminated EN livers I thank you for all the silver youtube plates, fuck you for making me waste time on this shit when I should be enjoying my new yacht

>> No.68910295

>>68907119
come out as Jewish and blame everything on mori calliope

>> No.68910388

>>68910220
I would kneel so hard my femurs would shoot through my shoulders

>> No.68910504
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>>68907119
>How do you turn things around at this point?
Follow Sony and Brave. Make EN a subsidiary. It's a fuck ton of work but its the only way

>> No.68910703

>>68907119
Turn nijiEN into camwhores.

>> No.68910790

>>68907119
Hand over the company to the person who typed these words.

>> No.68910875

>>68907119
along with a lot of the other bits here, give Selen her IP as a goodwill parting gift

>> No.68911603

>>68907119
Give me the company and let me execute Enna and Vox

>> No.68912122

>>68907511
No estan preparados para nuestro drama

>> No.68912488

>>68910504
>Brave
They're behind the Gamebu shitshow right? It was pretty big drama back in the day but seems like no one cares about that now. How can corpo come back big like nothing happened but Sio can't? It's unfair.

>> No.68913723

>>68907511
>ES
jajajajajaja vete a la verga

>> No.68913747

>>68907119
>you turn things around
hahahaha

>> No.68913800

>>68907385
Why not both?

>> No.68913824

watashi wa faggot desu yoroshiku lgbtq desu I'm gay (translation: he's gay)

twitter: he's so brave

>> No.68913898

>>68907385
what if I told you
>>68906111

>> No.68913950

>>68907119
You give Pomu the power to create a new company for niji victims.

>> No.68913997
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68913997

>>68907119
Turn around?
No. Full speed ahead!

>> No.68914054

>>68907119
Pretend that NijiEN never existed. Delete it's existence from the records. Never branch our of JP again. Release a video were he simply holds the EN logo and says "Jodan desu, teehee!".
This should fix it.

>> No.68914132

>>68907119
Buy majority ownership of Cover and tank that too.

>> No.68914188

>>68907119
I take my 1 billion and go live a life of pleasure and ease somewhere

>> No.68914193
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>> No.68914354

>>68908414
They will be the only successful male branch in EN at this rate. YAGOO knew what he was doing

>> No.68914854

>>68908158
The problem is they want English speakers who are already staying in Japan as residents or with spousal visas instead of sponsoring working visas to bring more qualified managers into the country.

>> No.68914874

>>68907119

> Fire the manager (you should be aware and on the ball for any and all long-term projects, the MV situation should've never happened)
> Let talent that wants to leave just leave, Niji can always find new talent, it's fucking Niji "known for saturation bombing the market" Sanji
> 1-3 month suspension for suspected bullies, literally just yesterday the fire calmed and no one really cared, give it a month or 2 and no one would care enough to pester the alleged bullies, outside of falling for bait, it would be business as usual after the small rough bump that is the few days of return per talent
> No more fucking stupid statements, ghost everything and say as little as possible

Literally the most basic fucking PR move to handle current affairs
But they won't do this shit, I am willing to bet their next move is another termination or surprise graduation before the fire dies down in any way

>> No.68915219
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68915219

fire the legal and pr teams

>> No.68915651

>>68915219
Who's the guy on the legal side?

>> No.68915999

>>68915651
its david wynn miller guy who thought grammar is above law good read and laugh https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wynn_Miller

>> No.68916119

>>68907119
apologize and terminate mille and enna and put out a statement saying you will never hire bullies again

>> No.68916554

>>68907119
dissolve the branch and completely divest yourself of the EN market, it's the only way.

>> No.68916617

>>68915219
Who's the one on the right

>> No.68916648
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68916648

buyback more shares

>> No.68916820

>>68916617
colleen ballinger she made song about how she did nothing wrong. she is registered sex ofender and asked and send nudes to and from kids 12 and younger

>> No.68916847

Plant child pornography in doki‘s home

>> No.68916910

>>68916820
What the fuck is wrong with the kids nowadays?

>> No.68916959

>>68907511
>The managers for NijiES are former WACTOR employees
Dios mio...

>> No.68917064

Sell everything and live the rest of my days in a tax haven.

>> No.68917080

>>68916820
>She
That's a man.

>> No.68917281

>>68907119
you commit seppuku like that one ceo in the nineties did

>> No.68917429

>>68916847
Pomus nudes....

>> No.68917453

>>68907119
Not only purge EN management, but have the replacements stream once a week for three months to assure viewers that things will improve. Not like Elira, le retard de Vox Akuma, and Ike did, who will have been terminated anyways since they're clearly management.

Also move to South Korea

>> No.68917666

>>68907119
Kill EN and announce EU

>> No.68917725

>>68907119
Shirk all responsibility on management (they still fucked up any way), claim they were the ones behind all the retarded decisions and kept you out of the loop, purge the EN branch of all the people implicated in the Selen fiasco, hold an auction to sell my yacht and use all proceedings to cover Doki's legal expenses and donate the rest to suicide prevention services.

>> No.68917953

>>68907119
Immediately retire, take my money and yacht and run to Rabaul or somewhere to spend the rest of my life chilling on the beach with margaritas while the absolute retards in my company are left holding the bag.

>> No.68919964

>>68907119
Set up a fall guy, and fire them.
Start packing your golden parachute and step down as CEO, and leave the burning mess for someone else to salvage.

>> No.68920132

>>68907119
Fire EN management, settle with Selen out of court, pray your 2% is enough to stop the rest of the branch from leaving before this shit happens again.

Honestly if this fail son was smart enough to turn this around he probably wouldn't have lost IN, ID, and KR. Clearly the JP suits don't give enough of a shit to put someone competent in charge of their overseas branches.

>> No.68920275

>>68907119
Take a bullet, try again on next world where magic is available.

>> No.68920537

>>68907119
Seppuku live on stream

>> No.68921108

So how would this work?
Like, I wake up in his body?
Do I gain all the information stored in his brain? Or do I, as a non niji viewer, just do random shit hoping it works?

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