/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>68728192

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

what does this shark expression convey?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be her valentine and am not given a choice in the matter, oh nyo.

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Gurass

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Gura fucks women

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Gura IS a lonely loli God

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>>68785015
Gura fuck holes and suck toes

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Child

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>>68785300
Yeah, mine.

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>68784438
Do you find those on those job listing sites like indeed or where do you look?

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>>68785107
>*Le touché*

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>68785465
Yeah, plenty plenty plenty on indeed. Call support jobs are one of the easiest to find/get in the tech career arena.

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>>68785107
*rapes*

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>>68786565
>Gura cute
I need more proof.

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>>68786565
Would definitely tell the teacher on her for slacking off.

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>>68784973
SNIFFFFFF

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>>68783635
My throat also really hurt last week. I thought I have myself a chemical burn or something while cleaning with strong chemicals. This weekend my throat got a bit better but I felt super sick. Maybe it was a virus after all.

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>>68787461 (me)
gave myself a chemical burn*

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>>68785015
What do you think she’s thinking about? Bathtubs? Pizza? Mars stuff? Gosh I love her.

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Gura needs to be put in her place by a big tittied milf

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banana chips are delicious omnomonom

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>>68787527
Her chumbies

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Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

She's watchin the superbowl with her family in Atlantis right now I bet.

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>>68788130
Like hell she is. She told us she doesn't care for the sports.

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>>68788329
perhaps, but she likes family gatherings

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>>68787936
She thinks of me too?!?

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chumbuddies?
more like
the babybuddies

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>>68788732

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>>68788405
True enough. I know it's a thing for a lot of people to get together to watch the superb owl even when probably half of them actually care for the sport.

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>>68788549
That's right.

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She's not streaming everyday, but its cool that she's around again. A piece of the big puzzle was missing without Gura.

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I keep having thoughts about a mistake I made back in highschool, I wish I could forget about it again...

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She's already falling back into the pattern of not liking anything on twitter on the days she doesn't stream, which means she's completely separating herself from us and hololive on her days off again.

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>us

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>>68790101
My whole life is a mistake. Made a mistake five years ago and lost every friend because of it, every bridge burned forever. Thank fuck I have my shark wife.

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[Anonymous No.]

Would my dick smell like her bum after anal sex with her? Would she do A2M knowing where my cock has been? She'd probably enjoy the smell.

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>>68791171
Have you tried making new friends anon?

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I'd suck on her used ear pokers.

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>>68791442
Never found a way to interact with humans IRL since. Get groceries once a week and that's it. All hobbies are passive and online and bigger sausage fests than this thread. It's almost impossible to find friends at this age. Too online and young for gen X, too old for millennials. Owari da.

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>>68790101
same desu even thinks I did in pre-school still haunt me for some reason, literally nobody but me still remembers that, or would judge me for it. Why does my brain have to constantly remind me?!

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>>68792147 (me)
>even thinks
even things*

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>>68792147
Pretty sure no one remembers what I'm worried about but I think I'd be judged if people knew.

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>>68790101
The only thing that replaces a bad memory is a worst memory. Accept it and be glad nothing has dethroned it.

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>68795095
samen

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>>68791837
Same. I'm awful at starting conversations with people, I end up agonizing over what I want to say, thinking it out a hundred times, and eventually just don't even bother. I'm usually okay if someone else starts the conversation though.

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Chumbies I am slightly buzzed, my old man and I went to the local deli for the superbowl and he had "numbers" for the teams to score whatever that means, some gambling shit, I don't know what they are or how likely we are to win but we might win like ten grand
Pray for us

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>>68795244
good luck, anon

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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>>68795244
may the almighty Gamblor smile upon you, or your dad, you know whoever

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>>68795523
>>68795566
Many thanks <3

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is such a little weirdo. My weirdo.

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Gura is a faggot

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>>68795727
Yeah for me

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>>68794872
I have more cringeworthy ones already though.

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>>68790101
>>68792147
Can relate
To a scary degree
At least we can be glad that we are not alone in this
>>68794872
Have you considered that for some this may only be the case because they have already reached rock bottom
I sincerely hope this is not the case for myself and those in this thread, but depending on what it is it may well be the case
If so, may Kami-sama have mercy on our souls desu

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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

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Gura should play Minecraft, right now. For no particular reason.

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>>68796680
I beseech you to read the thread my chumbie
Things have gotten slightly less cancerous and slightly more worth reading since our wife has returned

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MY wife

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>>68785465
>>68786823
I’ve been looking for a good night job. What should search on indeed

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>>68797818
I don't remember making this post
Oh wait, that's because it WASN'T me for once
It is some pervert trying to steal my identity and my wife
Well, YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT
SHE IS MINE, YOU HEAR ME, M I N E

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>>68789292
It’s almost a national holiday even if you don’t watch the game.

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gura probably has butt dimples

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>>68798428
Back dimples?

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>>68798500
ye

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>>68797818
you cant marry children

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Do you think she will finish the game Poppy playtime?

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>>68798657
She’s 9000 years old legal in every country

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>>68798726
If another part ever releases

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>>68798822
She did not beat part 3.

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>>68798913
That's my point, she'll want to play the next part so she'll beat the rest of chapter 3

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>>68798961
See the next part may be a year or longer before it comes out.

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>>68799028
Then I wouldn't have high expectations of her finishing any time soon.

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>>68798961
I mean, what else would she be more inclined to stream any time soon? Other than collab games of course, but those are a particular case

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Amesame stream was good.

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we watching the owl?

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touch

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>>68799224
>Bae and Moom collab
I didn't realize they were doing one, sounds fun Ill probably watch.

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>>68799315
i meant the super bowl but that works too

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>>68799224
Yes I am watching the bowl

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>>68799362
Mumei is the only superb owl in my book
Possibly my favorite among all of my wife's alternate forms

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>>68799470
Mumei would get dominated by gura

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>>68800157
H-hot

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>>68799470
Moom was my favorite from Council for a while, with Fauna as a close second. Bae has grown on me though. Turns out I really just like most of the promise girls after Gura. Also at least one of Mumei or Bae should have been flat, we were robbed.

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>>68800281

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>>68800297
Same [desu], CouncilRyS/Promise was a really good gen overall

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>>68798887

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>>68800337
I was wondering when someone would post this LOL
And the one that came before about ending all violent crime in Europe at the cost of deporting all muslims in Europe LMAO, it was funny but it tragically cost the hoomans the stream because she ended it right then and there LOL

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Ok dudes, you're the experts. Analyze this for us, pls
https://www.twitch.tv/littleebi

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>>68800375
Kronii is the only one I don't watch, she's not entertaining at all to me.

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>>68800297
They aren’t

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Gura is truly Aqua's deciple...
At least she's not into Apex.

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>The sisters have arrived to shit the thread

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>>68800601
What’s this?

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>>68800375
How the fuck did I mess up a spoiler tag this badly lmao
desu[/spoiler[

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>>68800682
>[/spoiler[
God damn it why
Okay fuck it that's my cue to go to bed, oyasame buds

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>>68800665
Gura's having a collab with Sushiro (sushi brand) in Taiwan.

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>>68800590

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>>68800749
Oyasame, retard

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>>68800402
Gura as another Vtuber? Did her brake not go over too well?

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>>68800749
ctrl+s

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>>68800402
I did not think Hololive allowed the girls to do Vtuber activity as another Vtuber outside of Hololive. Something has to be going on that we don't know about. I think it's time to back up the member vods?

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>>68801102
retard

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>>68800402
>>68801102
They don't its agents the rules and brakes NDA so Gura must be under new rules just for her or they changed them. I don't think she left Hololive because of all the new stuff she is in coming up and also making like the new song so I don't know what she is doing.

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Please stop, you're embarrassing.

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>>68801260
He's already replying to himself, my fucking sides.

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So just to make sure, because I really don't want another shitstorm like Selen's this soon, for my own home threads, it's not her? I am genuine when I ask this, I just found this on the catalog and got really fucking worried.

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>>68801453
are you deaf?

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>>68801453
Fuck off retard

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>>68801551
I haven't watched her in over a year, so for her voice, yes.
I'll take that as confirmation it's not then, ty and godspeed boys.

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Gura on the moom/bae stream

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monster Gura art on stream

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>>68800402
In the vod of QB Gura tells and shows him and talks about how Hololive use to do the Live 2d and how they changed it and showed him how it works and I don't think Hololive allows that. I am worried now.

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>>68801453
Be worried because it's in fact Gura

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yamete kudasai

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I think ill goom to Gura and moom art tonight.

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>>68801917
This is going to suck because she will not be coming back if that is the case.

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>>68801641
>I haven't watched her in over a year, so for her voice, yes.
So, why are you worried then? You clearly don't give a fuck about her to watch the stream she had fucking yesterday.

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I hope they're aware that they're not convincing at all.

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>>68802315
He's samefagging in that thread too. It's entertaining to watch him think he's fooling anyone.

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>>68802267
As I said, worried for this entire board being unusable for like a month, sorry to trigger you like this my dude.

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It's not Gura, but she is clearly trying to leech with that ebi shit and sort-of similar voice.

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>>68801991
you should save up for valentines

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>>68802401
Not even schizos in /#/ give a fuck, that should give you a clue about credibility of this rrat.

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>>68791837
I hope you’re able to start over again socially IRL. I often think about someone I knew someone in high school who made a mistake their senior year and burned every single they’ve made. They still have another 15 years until they’re done serving their sentence.

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photos are dropping guys its really GURA! did she lose her job?

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>>68803155
this time for sure sis, don't forget to post her cat pic lol

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>>68803353
Gura also said in one of the new streams posted she has 3 dogs and her cat is black and white.

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I just thought I'd let you guys know, Gura and I are actually getting married for real. I can hardly believe it myself... Expect to see proof soon, probably next thread.

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Literally mindbroken.
Chumchads just can't stop winning.

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>>68797825
No idea, chumbie. I hated working at a call center, if that means anything, but that was long ago before WFH was as prevalent. If I was searching for a call support job now, then I’d probably want one that allows that.
Play with the search functions on indeed. There’s probably a way to get a real generalized search of “night shift” and “IT” for your local area.

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Moom confirmed for not Gura, she hates feet

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>>68803155
>garwgura
Sura, that's totally her lmao.
Sounds like it might be one of Gura's voice AIs, but it's definitely not the genuine article.

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the 49ers lost

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>>68804365
Oh nyo! Is that bad?

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>>68804365
soooo is that good or bad for that gambling chum?

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Holy fuck, he's a literal cartoon villian. His self replies even share the same grammatical errors...

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>>68804365
lost what?

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>>68804538
Handegg.

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>>68804365
Was that your team? Who was the other team, sportsbud?

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>>68804365
Chiefs had no chance to lose

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>>68804836
im a packers fan so i didnt really care

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>>68804947
what are they packing? :3

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>>68805140
meat

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>>68804947
Do you have one of those cheese hats?

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>>68800402
How many times did you samefag in the other thread? 30 posts 6 posters.

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>>68805204
yes

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>>68805255
Sugoi

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>>68800402
This is Rushia and Selen all over again. So much for 5th fest. I don't think its worth buying a ticket now. Why did you do this Gura?

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>>68801453
>>68801641
The tone sounds somewhat close at times, but the manner of speaking is way off.

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spotted a few chumbuds in the /sp/ thread
man that game sucked and so did the ads

[Anonymous No.]

>When you’re so lame that even your rrats can’t gain any traction

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>>68805640
yeah i was in there
it picked up towards the end

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>>68805598
She sounds like the voice she used before Gura so she is not putting on much of a Gura voice. She would even end the streams or leave right before Gura would start talking her in chat just before the stream started.

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>>68805731
kek

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Samefagging should be a bannable offense.

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>>68805977
Unappealable.

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>>68805598
It's AI voice. We had AI schizo posting in this thread a while ago, his shit sounded similar to this.

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>>68803948
Can you get one of those jobs with no IT experience? I can usually figure out issues with my own stuff or help my parents when they have issues with tech stuff.

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>>68800402
That’s cute she sounds like an underage gura. I like seeing fans of Gura

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>>68805851
>She would even end the streams or leave right before Gura would start talking her in chat just before the stream started.
The fuck does that even mean you esl fuck?

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She is streaming Dead by daylight right now lmfao wow its true.

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I spent 30 minutes trying to attach my space bar stabilizer shits to my new keycaps. I'm feeling kinda dumb chumbies

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>>68806642
No one's biting your rrat anymore. Just pack it up, pajeet.

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>>68806422
Yeah. Call center tech support is actually the usual first job people get in the IT field. Very very common entry point.

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https://www.twitch.tv/littleebi
Gura is live!!

[Anonymous No.]

why is this guy allowed to spam off topic shit like this

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[Anonymous No.]

Voice is waaay too light and soft. Sorry, schizo.

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>>68806972
welcome to /ggg/

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>>68800337
Did that game not have a streamer mode? I'm surprised fauna dodged all the yab stuff.

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>>68807075
That is how she sounded on twitter spaces in Japan go back and watch them.

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>>68807298
How much are they paying you to shill this random

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>>68800337
which on did she choose tho

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>>68807258
Fauna read them before she showed them on screen

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>>68806758
I’ve been called dumb my whole life. For always being different. For being stronger, faster, smarter. Don’t let it get down. Because if you’re dumb, at least your not as fucking stupid as me.

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>>68806758
and I dont even know what a spacebar stabilizer is

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>>68808007
Theres a shitty little metal bar under my spacebar that keeps it stable. I used superglue and it works pretty well now

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>>68808007
Metal parts in space and shift keys that prevents them from rattling when you press anywhere off center.

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>>68808188
>>68808254
naruhodo

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>>68808188
What is that hand doing to me? Why is Gura letting it happen? Am I in danger? :<

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>>68808434
Don't worry chumbie. Its just yagoo copping a feel

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>>68808517
Ohh, that's from when they showed ebi off.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/muhjqi.mp4

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>>68808724
Yeah, me.

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>>68808724

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>>68808724
damn smug child...

[Anonymous No.]

gura milkies...

[Anonymous No.]

by the way

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>>68808188
u dont use superglue dumbud if its a costar stabilizer u gotta make sure the clips are facing the right way and if its loose u use little bits of tape to make them stay in the spacebar cap. if its cherry type stabilizers u gotta make sure u put lots of grease in it to make it stop rattling. if its a membrane keyboard with the rubber thingy u gotta throw it in the trash and buy a real keyboard

[Anonymous No.]

I like how every single time someone posts something incredibly horny, the entire thread goes on cooldown mode for the next half hour.

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>>68809522
I most definitely didn't just goom.

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https://files.catbox.moe/dl4t06.jpg
this is my favorite

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>>68809522
I'm browsing for things to add to my collection, but I'm saving up for valentines

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>>68809693
I wish there was more of it

[Anonymous No.]

you fuckers better prepare some chocolates, flowers and sweet words for Gooba on Valentines

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>>68805215
132 posts 20 posters now, that's the nail in the coffin. He's probably part of the team who set that up.

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>>68809501
The costar stabilizers would keep falling out and I didn't have any tape so I said fuck it and used superglue. My quickfire tk is still going strong

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>>68810112
That’s an insane ratio lol

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>>68809693
It's good, but I don't like that her eyes look soulless

[Anonymous No.]

>>68810350
>>68810112
It's just one schizo replying to himself and whomever peeked into that thread to call him a schizo.

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>>68810455
Given he's not convincing anyone, I'm assuming he's trying to bruteforce an audience by sheer persistence, and hoping they stick around enough with all the hamfisted references.
Anyway, I'll be gooming to Gura tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Valentines has got me a little too excited.

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>>68810406
have you ever came on a girl after sex?

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>>68810954
Only Gura, but she's never looked like a ghoul after.

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>>68811037
sometimes girls get put in a weird daze if you cum on their face

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>>68811086
That's not on her face though.

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>>68811110

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>>68811128
Nothing in that image is on her face anon, you might want to look again.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys ever tried scratching your butt but accidentally fingered your whole asshole?

[Anonymous No.]

Wife monday?

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>>68811183
No, it's just you.

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>>68811162
if i came on a girls tongue i think that would count as her face

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>>68811183
>accidentally
Yeah, I've done that "accidentally" a few times. But my finger usually gets kind of stuck and I have to wiggle it around and really work it before it will come out.

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>>68811212
Inside of the mouth isn't your face, face is the outside

[Anonymous No.]

What question is she asking (you) when she makes this face?
It’s such a bratty “gotcha” face. I love it.

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>>68809971
I am actually, I wish I could actually send it to her

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>>68811183
no, but I had to apply hemorrhoid cream a bunch of times

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>>68811400
ok but you should try cumming on a tongue/face, whatever
they make a dazed expression

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>>68811187
I'd really really like that, but we just don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn sex havers...

[Anonymous No.]

I bet she will not stream until Valentines Day

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>>68812142
nobody has sex here they're all pretending

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>>68812247
Im okay with that if Valentines is extra special. I still think we'll get one stream in the next two days.

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>>68812247
I sure as fuck hope so. I might actually skip the stream if she does, there are important video games to play.

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>>68812324
suuuuuuure

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>>68812374
Yes, really. A lot of games like to release right after Next Fes. I'll keep the stream open but I won't be paying attention to it and will watch the vod later.

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>>68812266
i had sex with a fembud after ANYC

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>>68812473
post detailed sex diary pls

[Anonymous No.]

she actually said that she will "get back to regular stuff" probably on monday
https://youtu.be/W9RXwyFjgWE?t=391

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>>68811644 (me)
Here’s 2 I can think of
>if you’re not a fat fuck, then who ate all the cookies, hmm?
>I don’t remember telling you what style of underwear I wear, so how would you know that, anon?

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https://twitter.com/iPASScorp/status/1756905983757193394

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>>68812720
what is this

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>>68812572
Which clearly meant "regular stuff that requires my knee" anonchama. Se said she's not in pain so it isn't streaming.

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>>68812494
she was a slighty chubby vietnamese girl. i stood next to her during the kiara and gura segment and afterward we hung around for a while, talking about streams and general hololive stuff. she also liked ina and bae
after the convention we went to a pizza joint and just talked for a long time until it was dark and I just ubered her to my hotel
she must have thought I wanted to have sex but I didnt even think of it but she straight up brought it up and we did it for like 5 mins then fell asleep lol

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>>68812572
Why was that sperg trying to convince us she already went to japan when she keeps mentioning dancing lessons and just said the knee injury made her manager shit bricks cause 5th fes is coming up? Like it's right there in this timestamp, give it 30 secs.

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>>68812748
Sushi collab in Taiwan. Probably what meetings were for.

[Anonymous No.]

my throat still hurts, but I want to record in case applications get reopened

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>>68812780
i mean not dark, but late, like it was like 12:30am? close to 2am by the time we got back

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>>68812791
Sushi?
I thought this was like, for their metro pass or something. With Marine

[Anonymous No.]

I'll record mine on S23 Ultra because I don't have a mic

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream once where I was the first male vTuber that collaborated with Gura. And before the collab I had to laydown rules that collabs are business first and sexual relationships are forbidden. Worst part was Gura was being a little too flirty with me and I had to remind her of our boundaries. A lot of Holos in my dreams like to flirt with me for some reason. Dreams are dreams I guess.

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>>68812791
No, Gura wouldn't be so involved with a sushi collab that she calls it a very important meeting and needs translation and stuff.

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>>68812796
If your throat hurts you should probably wait.

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>>68812884
Sushiro is a sushi restaurant chain.
>>68812907
Well, I'm just speculating.

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>>68812748

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I want gura to be bad at granblue fantasy relink

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>>68812891
Unless there was a xenomorph in your dream, then I don’t wanna hear it.

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>>68813298
Are we having the same dreams?

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>>68813215
Has noel met Gura yet? She’s hung out/did work with Marine and Pekora. Flare met myth when they were doing fes setup or the dumb gameshow. But I don’t know if she met noel yet.

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>>68813330
If your dreams end with petting Gura then no.

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Hello chumbuds. I've personally never had the interest to check out your oshi in the past, but I just started listening to her Super Metroid (top 5 game for me) streams play in the background while I do stuff and it's very enjoyable. Does she have any other streams/series' similar to this? I hope you all have a great day.
>t. a heimin
>captcha ASS8T

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I wish I could remember my dreams..

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Btw, that schizo thread is getting wild. The schizo is now addressing Gura directly and /#/ is joining in on the fun.

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>>68813483
It's standard fare for his threads

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>>68813476
I still remember that one dream where an urban fella shot me in the back of the head for ignoring him.

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>>68813483
who cares?

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>>68813483
It's pretty funny, I like all the people playing along messing with him.

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>>68813552
Nobody, I'm just losing my sides reading it.

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>>68813475
little nightmares
kirby
luigi's mansion

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>>68813603
sleep tight buddy

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>>68813603
Oyasame

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>>68813476
It's a blessing and a curse. It's a curse when you wake up by literally slapping yourself because you were reliving trauma.

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>>68813603
sharkdreams

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>>68813571
I like hoe the pajeet aspie always makes Gura completely out of character in his rrats.

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>>68813330
I’ve used this guy’s videos to help me fall asleep and induce xenomorph nightmares.
https://youtu.be/XNBe_lKF_LI

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>>68813662
there are a couple dreams I remember
In one I was in a car with my grandpa, we got chased by police and lost them in some kind of amusement park that had maze-like alleys.
My favorite dream I remember was of course a Gura dream, she simply hugged me the entire time and didn't let go, just like I always wanted.

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>>68813475
Kirby and Luigi’s mansion like the other chumbie sad. Any/all of her resident evils, and if you like those, then go forward with all of her devil may cry I guess. I usually watch her Serious Sam vod to go to sleep. Not for any particular reason. Just a favorite “one off” of mine. Bully is good too.

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>>68813838
I hope next dream you give Gura headpats that she becomes addicted to it.

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>>68813838
>she simply hugged me the entire time and didn't let go
God that's all I want too, so goddamn much. Such a simple thing and I can't have it.
I'd be satisfied just hugging her until the end of time.

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>>68813988
that probably already happened, but my brain won't let me have that memory

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>>68813595
>>68813985
Thanks for the recs, chumbuds. I tend to prefer comfy longform content as a child of the let's play boom back in the day, so this all sounds perfect. Here's another picture of my oshi as payment for the help, I'm looking forward to seeing more of your oshi as well.

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>>68814104
Perhaps you should look into your mental health. I wish you the best and Gura does too.

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>>68814192
I would rape kanata

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>>68814415
actual gorilla grip ToT

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>Google form closed
>Goes MIA again
I'm starting to goncern

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which jp guest would you want to see on her 3d live? for me, it's Nene and Chloe.

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>>68814635
Idk, but I know she'll most likely have marine, aqua, shion and maybe pekora

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>>68814616
I legit think she’s back on track streaming, but, I think it would be pretty fucking funny if she went on hiatus again.

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I really want to goom but I must abstain until the stream...

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>>68814616
>MIA
She streamed in Saturday, anon. Like, a day ago.

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>>68814868
it was friday, akshually, like 2 days ago!

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>>68814918
wtf it's been 2 weeks since the last Gura stream?!

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goob night chumbies

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>>68814918
My sense of time is not what it used to be...

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>>68814918
>>68814954
Today is no longer Sunday. So it was actually 3 days ago.

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>>68814954
It's okay, Gura never knows what day it is either.

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>>68814994
It will be 3 days ago at 8pm EST.

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>just had the idea of gura playing runescape
How would it go?

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>>68815075
Poorly.

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>>68815075
Filtered by tutorial island.

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>>68815065
Boy counting days is hard work. Bring back Krab posting.

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>>68815075
She doesn't have the necessary nostalgia required to enjoy it

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>>68815075
She would play RS3 not knowing that OSRS is better and everyone would cringe but still encourage her because they don't want to make her sad.

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>>68814949
Sweet dreams cutie patootie

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>>68815217
I'm almost certain that Ame also already told her that Runescape is shit in a stream too.

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>>68815075
She would get bored really quickly

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You know what game she should play? Fucking Bloons baby. I’m talking all of them. Let’s go. Right now.

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I love her more than anything! I will find a way to marry this girl!

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did she say anything about a valentine's day stream?

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>>68816419
do your vod reps

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>>68816438
i don't actually watch vtubers lmao

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My birthday merch is in my country

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https://www.youtube.com/live/NZxgr2SIAVg
Go to 19:49. She says the thing.

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>>68816855
I refuse. Learn how to timestamp.

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>>68816855
>live

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>>68816340
You're gonna feel real silly when I'm the one who actually marries her.

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>>68816972
I can’t tell if you’re making fun of me. What did I do wrong?

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>>68817122
Don't use mobile, peasant

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I'm going to cheat on Gura and fuck an escort for valentines day. I'm too horny

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>>68817678
Ew

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>>68817206
I almost exclusively use the internet while laying on my side in bed. Feels good man.

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>>68817678

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If we won't get members karaoke this week I will start getting fiesty and do something rash like fapping to art of Gura with huge fucking boobs
You've been warned

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>>68817940
dozo

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I want Gura to play tf2 so I can show her my cute sign and funny spray.

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>>68817940
I will also start getting feisty if we don't get members karaoke. Also it better be separate from whatever she's cooking for Valentine's. If they get condensed into the same stream I'll feel scammed.

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>>68818233
Nah she wouldn't act so secretive and shit about valentine's if it was just a karaoke. Unless it's an offcollab or something

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>>68818398
>Unless it's an offcollab or something
Please no... I just want sharkwife...

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gura cute?

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Damn. The schizo thread was killed

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QB deleted the Discord link on Twitch so seems like they are here reading to a point. I don't think you talked with Gura or if you are the real bestmaster22.

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Fun's over, you can fuck off now schizo.

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>>68818570
That you think it was fun is why fucks like that hang around.

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>>68818515
It's not going to help the guy said he backed up the voids and accounts so not like it will help much.

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>looked at the schizo thread
>all this talk about gura fucking dogs
qrd?

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>>68818593
No, you ESL retard, it's an expression meaning that you need to wrap up whatever shit you've been doing.

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I bet that Gooba watched the big game with her papa shark

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>>68818627
Literally schizo delusions.

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>>68818627
Gura fucks dogs.

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>>68818627
Better off reading the thread before that for context. The supposed 'Gura' has three dogs. That's all the furfags needed

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Gura, did I find you in the movie you told all of us on QB's stream you were in? was it fun? I have behind-the-scenes photos of you If that is you and I got it right that is. Funny how I had family that worked on that set and what photos they had laying around.

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>>68818627
Anons mocking pajeet by derailing this rrats, it was pretty funny.