The future of NijiEN (Beta timeline)

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji is somehow doing even worse than a schizo greentext could ever predict, so let's see if we can somehow out-shitpost whatever dark future timeline we're stuck on. I'll start:

>Nijisanji hires the Pinkertons to go after anyone who reuploads Selen's cover
>All livers are required to tweet "WE ARE A FAMILY" at least once an hour
>Graduations are a biweekly occurrence
>Still maintains an average of 30 members by constantly debuting new livers
>New hires stay in Niji for a month before they either graduate in disgust or get terminated for being overqualified
>Every indie vtuber over 1000 subscribers/followers/whatever metric you use has worked under Niji at least once
>Sayu managed to sneak back in by wearing a moustache over her Zaion model; she stayed long enough to steal back everyone's Youtube Play Buttons in a quest to give them back to the original livers while on the run from the Pinkertons

[Anonymous No.]

>>68032120
>pomu is the last nijien
She really tricked her fans heh