/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Previous Thread: >>67888385

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Gurass

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Why doesn't artist paint vtubers more lifelike often? I really dislike their quality shit, why is Guras vtuber model so freaking South Parky instead of more Unreal character design?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>67896114
Based Gurass poster

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>>67896227
Wrong color, who the fuck painted this abomination?

Picrel for real Gura cuteness

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Tucking Gura into bed!
Crawling into bed with her!
Cuddling her while watching random videos until we both fall asleep!
I love Gura!

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>>67896273
how do you know what we're doing right now, are you stalking us?

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>gura streamed
>mumei streamed
>won 50/50 on nahida
tonight was a good night buds

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>>67896302
I am your bed where Gura pees on

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Guys, I have a confession to make. I actually love this stupid idiot retard. I want to make little idiot babies with her and put helmets on all of them including her.

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Shion is sexier than Gura

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>>67896365
I bet Shion's farts don't even smell bad, how could a girl whose farts don't make me gag ever hope to get me hard?

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>>67896353
Why would anyone wanna sex Gura? You have heard all her mold stories? Her admitting to Mumei that she has gone over a week without showering, mold on walls, moldy bread, 2 month old soup in the fridge & 100 others

I bet her bushi pucci is very pungeant with hygiene like that

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>>67896414
Girl farts smell worse than guy farts. It’s because they have an extra bone or a longer muscle or something like that. Sad, really.

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I am deeply in love with this dumb little mess of a womanchild. And she needs me to support her in her everyday life.

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>>67896587
>Sad, really.
I see this as a plus

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>>67896578
Smashing some strange once in a while can be pretty fun.

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Gura is pretty and clean and smells nice.

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Child

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Her quirky and autistic demeanor really makes me want to bully her T u T

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>>67897404
https://youtu.be/aJj7N5mvT5U

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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>67897363
I wish I wasn’t so shy to smash the strange.

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I slept all day today,,, I meant to get up and try to finish Kingdom Hearts 3 but I was just too tired...

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Does anyone know who composed Gura's original BGM? It's not in DOVA. I remember she said Ame passed it onto Gura. (which is really fucking weird in hindsight, I can't see it fitting Ame at all)

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>>67897464
I wonder if Gura ever thinks about her.

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>>67897801
I always thought Gura made it. This is disappointing. I am disappointed.

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>>67897930
You thought Gura randomly knew how to compose music, used it one time and literally never mentioned or brought it up ever again?

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>>67898020
Ye

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>>67898020
Well, she can, she had a song creation stream once, sure it was alot of premade loops in it but still, also her room-mate made some snippets! But she gives up on everything she starts so....

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>>67898070
Yeah but that's not really the same as making professional stock bgm

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>>67898070
Oh yeah, that stream was a lot of fun. I really wish she would go back to it again...

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>>67897930
i'm sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgMKIdy4qjg&t=325s

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>>67898148
my fucking timestamp don't work god dammit it's 5:25

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>>67898184
Works on my machine

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>>67896120
This shit looks atrocious.

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It bothers me that she said he/she/they but I'm not menhera enough to say something to her about it. I don't want any of this pronouns trash on my happy place

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>67898184
Thank you. I hate having to do the math (although this one wouldn’tve been hard, still appreciated, I love you)

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>>67898226
Hopefully Gura doesn't see your comment :S

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>>67898226
Fool.

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Wait wait wait, hold the fuck up. They made a multiplayer horror game too?

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I am a straggler VODing her Poppy streams
"I'm too stupid to have an opinion man"
she was so real for this

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>>67898339
I'm sure she'd agree with me.

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>>67898267
The comment in question was made in reference to a playthrough video she hadn't seen, so she didn't know if it was a single person playing or a group
In fairness this made the use of he/she beforehand a bit redundant, but I'm sure she was just speaking off-the-cuff and wasn't exactly thinking too hard about it
I do sympathize though, if only to avoid any future incidents of contamination by troon political cringe like >picrel

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>>67896120
Jannies, (You) trooned out and suppressed the truth last thread
Now it is time to redeem yourselves by eliminating this pathetic doxxfaggotry and disintigrating the retard who posted it

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Not gonna lie, I'm enjoying all the goodness and content that we've got lately, but something tells me that it'll be short-lived like a bubble waiting to be popped. I'm just hoping Gura wouldn't get burnt out too much.

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>>67898364
Not that surprising since there are a lot of horror multiplayer games that are popular.

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>>67898387
Keep being a fucking idiot!

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>>67898442
I know you didn’t say anything too crazy, but I really do enjoy your vocabulary.

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>>67896120
I'd tell you to kill yourself but that's the easy way out of accountability

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>>67898450
I'm too much of a paranoiafag to have a youtube channel so unfortunately I can't check, does anyone /here/ know if her past "comebacks" were anywhere near this strong? Two streams in one day to start (including a members' stream, which is the part I cannot see) followed by consistent streaming every day or two, Twitter activity, and prior warning before she goes offline for a while, etc., for a full week. I'm sure it wouldn't have come close, which is just one of many reasons which make me hopeful
>>67898486
The faggot either doesn't know or is deliberately trolling, either way I chuckled
>>67898519
Why thank (You) anon, it's gotten me into more than my fair share of trouble since I was a lad

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>>67898545
Most ESLs /here/ deserve a slow and painful death, but that particular faggot has earned himself some special treatment in my book
I suggest boiling alive in pigs' fat

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>>67898600
August was close, but the fact that she's already stopped disabling chat when she first puts up the frame gives me a lot of hope she's back for real this time.

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i know one of you fucks posted the wiass mp4. post it again

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i got the shark pal

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>>67898600
the fuck does having youtube "channel" have to do with anything? is this 4D bait? props to you outing yourself as a...blackfag?... i guess?

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>>67898600
People have been commenting how her tone has changed. I had the same observation too, even before reading other people’s input.
Additionally, Gura specifically said that the thing holding her back is no longer an issue. For her to explicitly say the issue no longer exists is something different as well.
Correct me if I’m wrong on any of this - my ambien kicked in and I’ve been calling me family members racial slurs on Twitter.

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>>67898797
Lots of anons seem to think she sounded "off" while streaming back then, and that she sounds more herself now - I kind of agree
Whatever those "personal issues" she mentioned were that got "a lot better" must have been a real bitch, and the fact that they're resolved now makes me extremely happy. Not just that she's back now, but more because I don't want her to suffer
>>67898854
... what
Are you suggesting I pirate her members' content or some dumb shit, or are you just being pedantic that I said "channel" instead of account
Either way, please patronize the nearest suicide booth
>>67898884
(You) took the words right out of my mouth as I was typing them kek

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late night /ggg/...

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>>67898848
Does anyone have the "Shar-pedo" soundpost

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>>67898954
he's wondering why you don't have a youtube account, and postulating that you're an off the grid type who thinks the reptilians are going to send 8g signals to your balls via youtube if you register

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>>67898972
It’s because I’m forced to do overnights randomly. It absolutely fucks my sleep schedule up for the rest of the week.

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>>67898267
Cut her some slack bud. She's a zoomer woman so she probably believes in all of this troon shit. It's good enough that she doesn't try to lecture us about it and she's based for loving loli and treating men with affection in a world where most women are sjw orcs with a bitchy attitude

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>>67899009
Ah
In that case yes anon is correct

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>>67898797
>She's back for real
At this point I feel like a fucking idiot for believing this, but I hope so. It's not like this would be the first time she's come back to streaming for a few weeks regularly before ghosting us.

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>>67898267
She's too dumb to have an opinion, man.

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>>67899042
Based. I had a mental breakdown last Friday and had a “revelation” that JFK was an alien and that’s why he got merc’d. Reality sure gets slippery sometimes.

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>>67899051
I'm not going to lie and say I'm fully convinced, and I do still expect her to take some time off streaming around fest, but I'm still pretty hopeful that the long breaks are over.

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>>67898884
She sounds comfortable and confident now. Like how Rat and Chimkin "settled" into their "normal" voices. Her member stream she said things she's doing that seem like are good for her health

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>>67899096
Gura seems like the kind of person that's extremely easily influenced and just goes along with popular opinion because she's too weak willed to form her own.

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>>67899130
>>67899130
I remember us all saying the same things back during the advent debut, why are our memories so short. Only time will really tell here

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>>67899122
pretty much everyone is gonna take a couple weeks off for fes stuff in about a month, probably
if nothing else it shouldn't take as long as last time, or it should be easier now that they don't have to record a two year backlog of a bunch of shit all at once

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>>67899023
I choose to beleeb that Gura is smart and good-hearted enough not to be a *true* beleeber in the rainbow person psyop - particularly after how obsessively Venti, vtweeters, and other assorted losers have gone after her for being cunny, for being a "nahtsee" because she didn't openly CONDEMN nahtsees, etc.
That said, we all know how women are with social pressure
At the end of the day it will be more than enough for me if she just doesn't let the topic onto her streams or twitter at all. Like was said last thread, women aren't built to be tarnished with politics

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>>67899130
Gura's normal voice is cunny, literally born to be one. She doesn't need to exaggerate her voice. TuT

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>>67899099
We are brothers, (You) and I

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All I hope for in the long term out of this is communication of when to expect streams/breaks even though I don't expect that to last and at minimum like 1 or 2 streams a week.

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>>67899225
I hope cunny becomes an adjective eventually. Like the word cool.
>that shit is so cunny bro
We need to get the black kids in the hood to start saying it for it to catch on.

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>>67899148
In other words, a woman
An *actual* woman
I love her so much bros

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i nominate this to be her next outfit

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>>67899406
Neko’s BGM is so cunny. I listen to that shit when I brush my teeth

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>>67898848
a different modder is trying to make a gooba mod for it

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>>67899288
Then I am in good company.

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>>67898854 (me)
>>67899042
sorry for being an ass, i'm just drunk and surprised there is someone like you /here/. It's fascinating.

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>>67899505
Always you glorious fa/ggg/ot
>>67899513
lol (You)'re good anon, I was just being acerbic for the sake of humor
Enjoy your buzz

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>>67899406
>>67899446
I want to lean nip for Nacho she's so cute

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>>67899564 (me)
*LEARN
ffs ok i'm going to bed

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>>67899564
>Did a year of Moonspeak in college
>Nobody to conversate with afterwards
>Can't even remember how to read Hiragana
>Forever EOP
What suicide method do (You) guys recommend

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>>67899655
none, just use it to speak with japanese people in vrchat
t. never studied japanese but can manage conversations after 6 months of speaking japanese with randoms

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>>67899603

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Test

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>>67899736
>Organic exposure to nips
I suppose I could at the very least expect us to have something in common to break the ice, namely Hololive and our love for "Same-chan"
I know even JOPnikkis tend to love her for her adorable voice. I wonder how, if at all their perception of her would change if they could actually comprehend her let alone her pre-HL activities, and also if 2ch got nearly as blackpilled and schizophrenic (and sister-infested) over her absence as we did

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I love her.

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>>67899915
>if 2ch got nearly as blackpilled and schizophrenic (and sister-infested) over her absence as we did
im sure its like that but the opposite. eops dont care as much about holojp. you never know how truly bad it can get on the other side unless if youve been there yourself

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>>67900060
With how their government is actively trying to encourage the male population to have families, I can only assume shit there gets much much more grim lol.

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Has Gura ever said anything about blue horizon!! not being on spotify? I want to listen to it...

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>>67900175
From what little I've been able to scrape, apparently it's getting so bad that the JP zoomers are clashing with the JP boomers and demanding that they start Westoid-style mass migration to make up the pension deficit
I genuinely shudder to think of a world where even the Japs lose their homogeneity, don't repeat our mistakes JPnikkis

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>>67900354
Strange. Even Mumei has her song on spotify/apple music.

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>>67900423
I wonder how that shit would fly there. In the west, you get called a racist if you tell the foreigner to step in line. In Japan, they literally still cut each other's heads off samurai style just for fun. But yeah, losing the Japanese culture would be pretty fucking depressing desu.

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>>67900354
I love how we all just memoryholed Full Color

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>>67900722
Oh, it wouldn't fly at all - that's the main reason why I can't help but respect the Japs, even despite the many societal problems they're struggling with
Which is funny, because (You) would be hard-pressed to find a white American more genuinely racist and patriotic than me. At least outside of like, methlab-ville or trailer parks or something

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>>67900941
It's still in production, isn't it? Reflect's MV took pretty much a year to release too, after the song release.

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>>67900941
I think the live performance is still up on DailyMotion or Vimeo or whatever it was, thankfully

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>>67900354
Blue Horizon's mix is actually trash. If she wants to keep it to the "anime OP" I wouldn't blame her. I'm more concerned about Full Color which she performed at Connect the World and then got memoryholed

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>Doxshit still up
>Two and a half hours later
Jannies are fucking subhumans and deserve the rope istg

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>>67901024
Reflect's audio was on Spotify/streaming upon release. The animated MV was much later. Blue Horizon and Full Color have no Spotify/streaming at all. That's anon's point I assume

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>>67901250
... but don't you dare be RACIST though

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>>67901258
Could be JP autism/manager's incompetence/producers negotiating

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>>67901108
Kroniis original song, which was also performed at the concert, is also not out yet is it? Maybe somethings up with the MV production.

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>>67901250
>>67896120
>>67901250
I reported it too. Over two fucking hours ago.
What's the difference between a failed abortion that only grew a brain stem and a jannie? Nothing.

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>>67896273
I think about doing little things like this with her very often...

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>>67901911
Wonder how long it'll take before they finally get around to it, what a fucking embarrassment

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>>67899309
It's actually such a breath of fresh air and a relief that she's giving us concrete days of when she's going to stream. If anything sticks I hope it's that.

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>>67902058
Do these fantasies of yours culminate with cute, lovey-dovey, hand-holding baby-making >rape

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*squish*

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>>67901250
>>67901380
>>67901911
Don't you dare say anything mean about a certain pink haired myth member either. They might delete the whole thread next time she gets mentioned here.

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>>67902656
>Trannitors are deadbeats
It all makes sense now

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>Smell something stinky
>Walk into your living room
>See this
What do?

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>>67899214
Gura's social intelligence is underrated. She NEVER engages with any controversy from an adversarial angle. I can only thInk of
>"I'll ban you" when chumbies thought she was drunk
>"you scared of a four-letter word?"
>"doing what i can when i can"
My memory isn't great but even with the most cringe SC's I feel like she just tackles them easily

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>>67903167
Bury my face between her legs and motorboat her stinky cunny

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>>67902656
if they're afk can we post uncensored cunny?

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>>67902501
Maybe she'll go back to posting schedules...

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>>67903208
There was also the small "googoogaga lol" in her title card in response to Venti's melty (masterful btw), but that's literally it
It's actually impressive how well she handles herself on the "drama" front, definitely better than I ever could because I'm a sperg

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>>67903167

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She is my perfect imperfect wife.

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What would Gura stink OF
Sex pheromones?

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>>67903274
>inb4 jannie dereliction in the line of duty
>was a honeypot to lull, entrap and ban cunnyposters

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QUEEN

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>>67903382
My favorite thing is something I'd rather not say too much about due to how the sensitivity of the topic itself. Just remember she has no real problem with how we behave as long as it goes under the radar even if we get a bit rowdy.

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Infatuation...

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Jannies? Hello? I thought darkmaze became a jannie after he vent through HRT and deleted Gura related shit within 1 second! But freaking 3-4 hours now :D

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>>67903830
Inflatulation, huhaha

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>>67903830
I want to bully that little pouty kitty T u T

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Why do you anons always overthink too much.. just enjoy gooba being alive and well..

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>>67903823
Uninitiated bud here, and I shall interpret this to mean that we chumbuds are - in fact - Gooba's personal army
This knowledge makes me happy

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>>67903929
>alive
Proof?

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>>67903950
There is none, in fact here is the proof that I fucked her to death

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Man, this thread is so fucking dead when SEA is are am asleep and EU busy working until they are 90 years old to give welfare to the rest of the world...

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>>67904057
At least we've still got EuroNEETs and the odd nocturnal Amerifats like myself to keep the thread on life support
STILL no fucking jannies though

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>>67903819
Yes, we know Gura is the queen

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>>67903870
Oh yeah, did that dude get run over by a family of 10 riding a scooter or something? He hasn't been in the comments or the thread for a hot minute.

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>>67904242

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>67904298
Gura is back, darkmaze lost.

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>>67904057
This is fine. Let the thread be slow and let people talk about stupid things for now.

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>>67903819
I see Numbersagis are as insecure as always

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>>67903819
Wait Watame has ANOTHER 3D live? What is this #12 or something? I understand why Kiara got jealous, I think Watame has more 3d lives than like all of EN and ID combined.

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>>67904456
It's a sololive

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>>67904143
Oh, so you're aware of euroNEETs. It appears that my existence has been unveiled... well, you know what I gotta do to keep this a secret. Dog eat dog world out there, ya know.

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>he/she/they
please Goomba don't be one of those ones

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>>67904504
It's "doggy dog world" dummy.

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>>67904299
Sorry nutsack but Pekora will neber be the most subscribed Hololivetalent

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>>67904456
>Kiara got jealous
I don't remember this

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>>67904670
Consider this instead:

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>>67904870
Cute little praise slut!

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>>67904658
Hating balltuckers is cool, that's fine but holy fuck you /pol/tards are just as fragile as the trooners.

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God I love Gura

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>>67904870
That's my shark!

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>>67904504
It's cool chumbie, I get it - dead men tell no tales
Tell my wife I love her (next time she streams)

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>>67904658
>>67905063
>Just got back from breakfast and smoke
>Check in on the thread
>Doxfaggotry is STILL UP
>anons astroturfing vigilant troon gatekeeping as somehow indistinguishable from /pol/faggotry
Between this and the disproportionate tear-stained circlejerking in the last thread about a) chums rightfully expressing their hope that Gura wasn't infected by rainbow autism as well as b) that one anon getting deleted presumably for using le N word, I am now convinced that the janitors are indeed a cadre of malicious trannies and that they are deliberately shirking their anti-dox duties, spiting our oshi as a kind of petulant "payback" against chumbuds for not sucking the girlcock
Fuck (You) jannies, I hope you are all set on fire with tires around your necks

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>>67905583
It's insane how much more worse this board has become since the beginning of 2022.

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I'm too dumb to have an opinion, man.
But I sure do love my wife Gura.

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>>67905629
My sense of time is fucked, what happened in early 2022 again? Or are you just referring to Gura slowing down her stream frequency

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>>67905583
janitors have always been against gura. The entirety of the shit that happened between 2022 and 2024 would never have happened in another split.
Literally, try go and post anything even slightly offensive on any of the other nijisanji or hololive threads, you instantly get your post deleted and banned for 3 days, even if it is the tamest thing possible, as long as it is "wrongthink" it just gets you banned. Meanwhile we had thousands of threads filled with fullblown anti posting for close to 2 entire years, with "doxxposts" and blatant real life speculation

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poppy playtime was scary at times, credit to gura for playing such games on stream

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>>67904822
The whole twitter space thing where she complained that no one in EN gets to do 3d lives and how they wouldn't even put them on the schedule for the 3d studio because it's booked so far ahead by JP members.

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>>67906076
People started making videos of this board and screenshots on le bird app. Brought unwanted visitors in general

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>>67906103
There are few things uglier than envy, and I can't think of anyone uglier than the sort of woman or "woman" who would volunteer to be a janitor on /vt/
Fuck them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf-R4O3WOZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bulUizyx3x8

neuro singing sound so similar to gura, listen to the chorus from 1:30 and on
https://files.catbox.moe/q4il18.mp3
I combined them

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>>67906287
>Containment breaking content gets popular on Youtube, Shitter and R*ddit
>Cue tourist invasion
Tale as old as time, sadly
Fuck, I can even remember this happening to /mlp/ of all places back in 2014 after so-called "Pony Thread Simulators" blew up
The normalfaggotization of the internet is a cancer and the invaders must be purged

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>>67906329
Yes, i've said that for over a year now, Vedal definitly have stolen Guras music, look at Gura & Neuro singing "Imagine Dragons - Enemy", same tone, same intonation, same inflection, then at the part Gura didn't know Neuro freaked out and sounded like a robot instead...

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I just don't like it when people pick on my wife or say unnecessarily mean things about her.

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>>67906461 (me)

Seems like that one is taken down now, can't find Neurosamas version, just a reupload with the "rap" part! The original Neuro did not have the rap part

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>>67906329
>https://files.catbox.moe/q4il18.mp3
I have the ears of a retarded cephalopod, so I couldn't really judge
That said I know a guy who's pretty into both audiotism and machine-learning content generation, curious what he'd have to say about this
If true, I suppose we should take it as a compliment from Vedal to Gura and yet another reason why I cross my fingers for a collab one day
Thank you for sharing anon

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you faggots are getting too meta.
I am the VOD watcher. I have been drinking beers over the course of 11 hours. I'm watching Gura's first Poppy stream. I've never played this game. I'm at the part she just goes in a circle for like 10 minutes. In my intoxicated state, I am awestruck by how retarded she is. I love her.

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>>67906796
Sounds fucking kino
Whatchu drinking chumbie

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>>67906922
bit of everything, PBR, Rolling Rock, Miller, Two-Hearted

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>>67907006
Can you greasy trailertrash shitstains stop watching my cute clean wife?

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>>67907083
>He doesn't know

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>>67907006 (me)
>>67907083 (he)
>>67907178
he knows

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wat to do when you feel 2 braindead 2 think

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>>67907289
sleb

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>>67907323
oaky

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Has have ham anyone aggregated a list of Gura appearances on other channels than her own? Would be great with a collab list!

If no-one has made one i am gonna try my best to make one!

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>>67907301
lmfao based
If I end up getting crewing some kind of vehicle in the upcoming Global Jewish Banker War Episode III, (You) can be damn sure I'm making Gura into a pinup girl decal

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>>67907421
is this a pasta bait or what

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>no stream for 2 days

AAAAAH I am already getting PTSD

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>>67907285
How do (You) know he knows

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>>67907582
me btw

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I still don't understand Guras chuck norris joke, anyone care to explain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KRMZOEEXg

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>>67907582
Bro can you have some respect and not take pictures of me with my pants off?

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>>67907885
This is some fairly oldschool internet humor, the premise of the joke is that Chuck Norris is more powerful than god and that this idea is conveyed in comically absurd, often ironic ways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBGtINJmFto

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>>67906461
glad I wasn't the only one hearing gura at times in neuro's cover, had to combine them to make sure I wasn't going schizo. I did it for one more, The Last Stand by Sabaton. this time I downloaded multiple covers by gura and found one that matched the most and they sound so similar I had to pan their voices to separate them lol.
https://files.catbox.moe/smzupm.mp3

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did you understand it as gura taking Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday too off from streams?

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>>67907885
How old are you, and I don't mean that condescendingly.

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I noticed something today I meant to ask about, as soon as the stream ended the vod already had like 280k views, but the audience was like 30k, does that mean like 280k people clicked on it during some point in the stream but there were only like 30k at any given time? Or is the vod watch number just inaccurate or what? Not a # fag I was just confused when I saw it and I'm curious about it.

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I want to ryona this creature and make her even more depressed T u T

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>>67907969
>>67908080
No no, i've heard every Chuck Norris joke, this one didn't follow the same Chuck Norris pattern

Jocko Willink also have the same Chuck Norris style jokes about him but still, Gura's was so far off :/

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>>67908160
>does that mean like 280k people clicked on it during some point in the stream
yes

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>>67907885
>>67907969
To relate it to a younger generation, he's ultra instinct Shaggy before ultra instinct Shaggy was a thing.

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>>67908160
There was nearly 30k likes. Most people watching are not going to bother to like the video.

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>>67908210
>this one didn't follow the same Chuck Norris pattern
sounds exactly like chuck norris joke you would read while leveling in the barrens

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>>67908225
Damn, that's a lot of people. It's impressive that the viewer count stays so consistent with so many people coming and going.

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>>67908210
Ah fair enough
That's probably why Gura immediately stopped reading from whatever list she found - because the list was terrible to the point of being antihumor desu

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>>67908160
i believe the metrics are proprietary but it's usually considered 30 seconds of total view time (like it doesn't even have to be contiguous)

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>>67908160
I believe a unique user only has to view a stream for a couple of sustained minutes for it to count as a view. Simply clicking and leaving, or refreshing to inflate views doesn't count, and they have more checks for bots etc than they used to. They do rechecks after the fact as well, so sometimes YT decides to remove views by users they suspect are bots. This matters to them because of ad money payouts

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>>67908227
>Ultra Instinct Shaggy
>Feels like a lifetime ago
My fucking God chums we *are* getting old

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>>67896114
SNIFFFFFF

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I love this autistic creature

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>>67908333
any joke becomes meta and/or deconstructive after a time, that's like Rule (undefined) of the Internet

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>>67908460
>meta and/or deconstructive
Man oh man do I fucking hate communists

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>>67908371
Funny you mention bot checks because they're definitely not on top of their shit with CCVs lol

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>>67908175
underaged female hands typed this post

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>>67908520
>3d cunny wants to ryona 2.5d cunny
Man oh man do I hope you're right

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>>67908510
ogey

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>>67908515
holy shit if legit graph bijou what are you doing that sus as heck

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gura is having a sleepover call on discord with ame rn

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>>67908588
it happened to fuwamoco a couple days before. idk who or why was doing it but yeah i saw it in realtime

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLebHUTGpdU

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>We are now on hour six of jannies ignoring doxshit

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>>67908989
Do you think the timezone spread is just really fucking bad? They should get an euro janny.

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https://files.catbox.moe/yh9ryi.webm

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>>67909125
The thought occurred to me, but then again to my knowledge no other thread has to deal with such blatant anarchotyranny, regardless of the hours
Which makes me think the jannies are simply seething that Gura is a real woman while they are not

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JWU
fell asleep towards the end to gura's voice
did she say anything about future streams?
deep rock perhaps?

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>>67909253
Jannies can never hope to get a cute butt like Gura.

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>>67909240
Gura has seen this

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>>67909260
we forgive you because you watched gura until you had no more energy left.

she said she is going to stream this weekend so look forward to that, and rest well chumbud

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>>67909335
Oh my god this art is some of the cutest shit I've seen in my life aaaaaaa

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>>67908588
It's a /#/ schizo botting advent

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>>67896353
It's all fun and games under Gawr bears you a litter of triplet daughters. Three adorable cute retards running around the house screaming and yelling before finally calming down at night where they're going to crawl all over their daddy non-stop. And there is a great chance your getting peed on by one of these adorable retards

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>>67909537
There's a first part actually

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>>67909608
*Fun and games until

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>>67909524
>weekend
no...

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>>67909629
MUH dick HEART

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>>67909240
>>67909341
God I hope so, I'm not convinced since she was pretty disconnected when this came out, someone should sneak it onto #Gawrt on a burner account to make sure. Also I just noticed the dino gif she liked wasn't even on #Gawrt, I wonder where she saw it.

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So the other day I was going to my local Startbucks earlier. Not only did the barista have the audacity to be a WOMEN (derogatory) but she even talked to me! This is unacceptable, so in no uncertain terms I screamed:

"Excuse me WHORE, I'm married do not flirt with me."

As I proceeded to show her my phone wallpaper and wallet photos which were both of my wife Gawr Gura. I then proceeded to growl at her until the police arrived to escort me out.

So how was you guy's day?

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>>67909608
>>67909655
I will sex them all into submission and rehydrate with the pee you mentioned.

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I still want a diamond chumbud to complete the collection.

Maybe even a Platnium chumbud

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>>67910113
I thought I saw one during the stream

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>>67909883
>rehydrate with the pee you mentioned
hot. they learnt this bad habit from mama

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>>67910164
im referring to pic related
sorry sirs, im redeeming the png and im the golden chumbud

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>>67909844
Maintaining homeostasis, nothing quite SO autismal

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>>67910207
>>67888028
>>67886134

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Sex with a fembud.

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doin funny stuff in unity

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blue archive sponsored soon

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>>67910395
Hero

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>>67910889
can you do some cute and funny stuff too?

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Gura has tiny functional female parts

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>>67911129
Her childish body also has ovulating cycles every month... TvT

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I just goomed to that sex doll video, holy shit

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>>67911293
Rate your orgasm
Out of ten desu

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>>67909844
I had a good day at work overall up until near the end of my shift, when I had to kick out a lardass making a scene at a Starbucks.

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>>67911331
10/10 best goom this year
fuck gura's cunny

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spanking gura with a ruler as the teacher in class after school

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>>67911402
No one is allowed to beat my daughter but me.

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>>67911452
your daughter has a very spank-able butt

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>>67911460
Remove the text and I'll save that image.

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>>67911460
It's like Fry in the first Futurama movie, after he resigns himself to be happy that both the whale and Leela were happy without him, immediately before he becomes Lars and goes back to the future to marry Leela
Fuck you

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>>67911460

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>>67911460
I call seconds, but I'll use the guy to hold me over until it's my turn T u T

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>>67911731
Thread degenseiso restored KEK

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Hey guys, I fell asleep and slept through the stream. How was it? I saw it was over 4 hours. Did it really take her that long to finish 1 chapter? What happened, did she die a lot?

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>>67911806
my wife is not very smart, please be patient.
she was also pretty tired towards the end

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>>67911806
Died a bit and had to redo a couple parts a few times yeah
She toughed it out though, proud of my sharkie

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>>67911806
im 2 hours into the vod and so much has happened
im surprised guras brain didnt outright fry because mine has

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>>67911610
Just enjoy the show

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>>67911881
that random sea comment kek

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>>67911881
>>67911937
>Allah
I shiggy diggy

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Playing a puzzle horror game which means actual use of brainpower for 4 hours with 20k+ people judging (also supporting ofc) is a very good job by the sharkess

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how come no one posted this yet? It seems I do love gura the most...
https://exhentai org/g/2814688/780650f5bd/

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Gura has been streaming a lot and too long recently. I'm afraid she is going to get burnout again and leave.

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>>67913120
It's inevitable. Just enjoy it while it lasts.

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>>67906270
Would be a shame if something happened to the 3D studio with all the JPs in it.

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>>67908004
Would be funny if Vedal got sued, lost his ass in court, and committed suicide.

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>>67909844
Get your Shondo whore the fuck away from the master Gura thread............

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It's official, /vt has no jannies left, only trannies (cuntmaze)

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>>67913259
Isn't he soft retired now anyways? He's waiting for multimodel bullshit that won't really help him that much.

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Would Gura be happy if i sent this to her PO box?

https://www.supermicro.com/en/products/system/grandtwin/2u/as-2115gt-hntf

I don't know what woman wants as gift

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>>67914216
she likes girly things, go for cute clothes or hair bands

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>>67914216
Cover is not accepting gifts to talents at this time, only letters and shit.

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>>67914216
it's gonna be too heavy for her to lift and she's gonna get angry since she doesn't know jack shit about servers.

Nobody would want that. You're better off getting her Harney & Sons Hot Cinnamon Spice Tea.

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>>67914380
Do cover/mane-san scan the letters and send a PDF to Guba? I hope Gura doesn't directly handle the letters, i would imagine atleast 10% of the letters is stamped with dicks from the cumbud psychos!

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>>67907876
Okayu is getting a new Outfit just for member only streams and apparently other holos can get this too. But who knows if EN will ever get this

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>>67914542
Don't know if she was joking but she said she can smell us from the fan letters.

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>>67914592
I am surprised by how much the talents have to pay for themselves, almost everyone had shitty computers when joining hololive, their live2d lagged like shit in the beginning, cover refused to issue them computers, talets pay for outfits, for mv, for songs, for animations, for stickers, etc etc

Cover is a black company, holy scammers

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>>67914542
Some sort of staff member screens them, possibly even reads them to check the contents and chuck anything they deem too objectionable. Cover makes no guarantees anything you send will reach the talents, nor will they update you about the status of anything you send.

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>>67914825
>possibly even reads them

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battlebuds freaking out seeing gura chased by a monster in the game but unable to help her cuz video game

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Do you think Gura was kind of disappointed by Poopy Playtime Ch 3?

She seemed really excited for it, but wasn't having a lot of fun actually playing it

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Here's my favorite Gura picture, guys

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Goob morning retards

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>>67911881
Love how accurate this is kek

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>>67915280
>She seemed really excited for it, but wasn't having a lot of fun actually playing it
She said she had fun during the stream & she said she really wants to complete it, why don't you believe her?

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>>67915320
Is good picture, chumbie

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>>67915320

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I bleed when i poop && it have not a very strong poop flavour but it smelt very interesting, like a very chemical smell, well, everything is a chemical but you know what i mean, it smelled like formaldehyde, or ammonium, or something like that, it was weird, weird but interesting!

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>>67915149
God I wanted to punch out that weeping angelchick thing last night so fucking bad

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She's so back.
Thank you, pokemon ripoff game.

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>>67916119
Interesting addition to the thread. Would you like to tell us more?

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>>67916016

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>>67915833
>Believing gura
Anon have you been in a coma for two years?

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>>67916270
nta but I have something to share.
I ate a chicken sandwich from chic fil a and one part tasted bloody. I still feel queezy.

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>>67896120
>>67898226
KEK gura btfo

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>>67916657
I see. Have you tried drinking a cold beverage? Avoid caffeine if you're sensitive. Perhaps vitamin/juice, or just a simple sip of cold water. Or wait to poop it out.

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I love Gura

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More Palworld soon?

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>>67918202
Nope, Biboo and the other acoustic leeches scared her away from that game forever

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>>67908175

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>NTRbud post, specifically, was removed
>Doxshit *STILL* up
>They ignored it intentionally and deliberately
Piece of shit trannitor antis are rubbing our noses in it
I hope someone brings these pussies to a lumbermill and slowly feeds them through the motorized gang-saw, crotch-first

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>>67918627
Incompetent ass jannies.

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>>67918627
Maybe Gura have told the jannies to keep it up to acclimatize her for her flesh-streamer debut

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>>67913715
I bet they thought no one would notice
As though we were as stupid as they are, the incorrigibly braindead subhuman fucking lizards

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>>67918718
This cannot be called mere incompetence anymore, anon - this is Satanic levels of evil

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>>67915833
maybe because i don't have autism and can read ppl's emotions and can juxtapose how they feel vs what they say

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>>67918299
what happened?

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>>67918299
Jesus any time I come in here you faggots are always trashing on other holos. You're little better than nijifags

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>>67918627
Your seething just makes me laugh more

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>>67919015
Yet you failed to take into account that she was so tired that she could barely figure out what 1+1 was and assumed that demeanor ment she was unenthusiastic about the game

You are the must acoustic shitstain of them all

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>>67919015
Its either palworld or poppy playtime + zatsu. I dont mind either way

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Gura just pooped herself whose turn is it

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>>67919245
I'm hungry, can i give it a go?