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shontummy edition

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: dead rising with nina on friday, rest TBA

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread: >>67811627

>> No.67830395

OP is a faggot but my wife's tummy is sexy ToT

>> No.67830488

i want to rub my dick on her shummy

>> No.67830508

cum on her tummy

>> No.67830643

My wife is a surprisingly good artist

>> No.67830728

I want to punch her tummy until she behaves

>> No.67831490
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67831490

tonight it's party time with my favorite BA girl while i pretend that shondo is watching me judgingly but understanding of my cardinal desires

>> No.67831881

Since we can't rape her I appreciate when she gets a little lewd herself during some streams.

>> No.67831984

I love my gold digger of a wife

>> No.67832066

What if shondo set up an image sharing site where people can anonymously drop images for her and then husbands submit hentai images with the implication that they fapped to that image.
>its anonymous so she sees it all as (you) and people can't attentionwhore
>knowing she sees the image makes it both hotter to fap to and will make us feel closer to her
>shondo forcing herself to look at the images and us submitting hentai she wouldn't normaly look at is as close to rape as we're going to get
>we both get to live out the fantasy of her helping us kidnap women and doing stuff while she watches
>she indirectly satisfies our needs which she can't directly herself
Its an amazing idea

>> No.67832129

I think I want a cheeseburger for lunch today

>> No.67832210

>>67832066
great idea but she'd never go for it

>> No.67832609

if she could secure some way that no one would grief the image sharing with real animal gore or etc, then that's a maybe.

>> No.67832988

>>67832066
jesse what the fuck are you talking about

>> No.67833451

>>67832066
the world isn't ready for your revolutionary ideas

>> No.67834398

>>67832066
baseg but also fed

>> No.67834462

>>67832066
just @ her on twitter i want to see it too

>> No.67835428

>>67832066
if only...there was such a place....where you could....anonymously.....post lewd images.......and say you fapped to them.............

>> No.67835479

>>67832066
i would spam it with gore like that other guy said
she likes it anyways ;)

>> No.67836084

>>67831490
I just realised, but the wrist cover is different than it should be

>> No.67836506

shondo in my arms

>> No.67836855
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67836855

I'm too shy to sub or donate since I don't want her to say my username. Thankfully, subs are gifted all the time and i can still use emotes
That's also part of the reason why I don't interact on twitter, I'm too shy for it, i don't even like any of her posts, outside of following her accounts I'm basically a ghost. I can draw pretty decently, but I'm too shy to even post them to twitter(though it'd probably be mainly art of (you))
She's read quite a bit of my messages across multiple streams though so I'm sure she at least knows about me, she should if what she's said during the nye stream is correct, speaking of, i also was too shy to ask "Do you know me?" when everyone else had

>> No.67836921

>>67836855
I forgot I selected an image, but I'm also too shy to do anything for valentines except wish her a happy valentines day in chat

>> No.67836951

>>67836855
I like you anon, whats your username. I'll make sure you stay subbed once it runs out

>> No.67837052

>>67836951
Thanks, but I'll pass, I've been offered a sub from /here/ before, but i think it's better i leave it up to chance for me to randomly be gifted a sub

>> No.67837166

>>67837052
alright, I wish you the best of luck shogga

>> No.67837418

Watching my side bitch till ft streams again.

>> No.67837525

>>67837418
waiting for my sidehoe (FT) to start streaming

>> No.67837648

I don't have any "side hoe"
Shondo is the only one that I find entertaining(as a streamer)

>> No.67837894

>>67837052
As soon you let shoggers know you're /here/ you're going on a list and getting stalked, so keep being smart.

>> No.67837929

>>67837648
I'm getting a lackadaisical and yet villainous feel from this post. No other shoggas reply

>> No.67838004

>>67837894
But I like the feeling of being stalked, at least thinking I'm being stalked by (you)

>> No.67838061

men stalking other men just to get an upper hand. pathetic lmao

>> No.67838093

>>67838061
not even to get the upper hand because they dont do anything about it
They just want to gossip /here/ about it

>> No.67838165

>noooo you can't enjoy stalking people for fun noo you have to have a reason for it
Shut up shogger

>> No.67838233

deranged

>> No.67838394

If you reincarnated into a different world would you still hold shondo in your heart? Or will you move on?

>> No.67838447

>>67838394
Paint the scene for me anon
What is this different world like

>> No.67838606
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67838606

I like to imagine Shondo sneezing. Snot rocket onto her shirt. Snot strands flowing from each nostril. Covering her upper lip and dripping down onto her chin.

>> No.67838665

>>67838447
Follows current world rules at least, so nothing crazy like creating a clone after shondo. Magic still exists in the world proposed, but no magic that would allow you to create a shondo or shondo-like golem
Anything else is up to your imagination

>> No.67838761

>>67838394
No matter what happens for the rest of my life, shondo will always be my true love. Nothing will change that. even if she dies and its been 10 years and Im married to someone else at that point, she will forever be in my heart as my one true love

>> No.67838933

>>67838665
If magic is a thing then shondo becomes my god and I pray to her for more power. I am devoted and she visits me regularly to make sure I'm following her guide to world domination. She gives me strength and with her strength I will slay non believers till only the true and righteous remain.

>> No.67839214

>>67838933
In the end I will have shaped the world into her view, satisfied I will finally be released from my flesh and returned to her. After all my work she welcomes me home and says she's proud of not only what I've become as a man but also a husband.

>> No.67839301

>>67838665
>magic still exists
based esoteric anon

>> No.67840085
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67840085

>>67838665
>Magic still exists
kek
I would hold her forever in my heart

>> No.67840113

>>67838761
Don't worry, if shondo dies I'll revive her or go insane trying

>> No.67840258

>>67838394
>>67838665
I'd find a way to become immortal and then I'd spend all of eternity drawing shondo over and over again, I'd become a writer that only writes stories revolving around shondo for all of time, I'd sculpt shondo over and over again, anything as to not forget her

>> No.67840850

I'm bored, time loop for my entertainment.

>> No.67841011

>>67840850
watch a movie with us Shondo

>> No.67841228

Kay fabe
Height
Baking pies
Dms
Secret clubs
Favorites
Gold digging
Shonspiracy theories
She's lying about everything
Groomers
FT groomers
Dereking
Real voice
Paypiggies VS neets

Take your pick and feel free to add any topics I missed. We'll start early today.

>> No.67841298

>>67841011
We'll watch cuties on my alt, I'll start stream in 3 hours
>>67841228
Shonspiracy theories can be fun as long as you're creative
Add fake neet to the list

>> No.67841315

>>67841228
Only boring topics let's talk about the pranks she said she did to husbands that behaved badly. Did someone here get pranked?

>> No.67841344

>>67841298
anything but a french movie please

>> No.67841393

>>67841228
florida trip 2

>> No.67841418

>>67841315
She sent me a dick pic of a bwc and a small black cock, does that count? I'm dewd btw

>> No.67841499

>>67841315
she sent me her used panties and dirty socks. I guess she thought I would find them gross and hate it

>> No.67841516

>>67830331
Anyone into shondo is mostly likely a pedophile. She’s a batshit groomer who goes after unstable lonely men who jack off to so much anime porn that they can look at shondos model and go “that’s hot” despite the fact that she has the body type of an eight year old kid.

Seriously, fuck shondo and her creepy ass fans. Y’all are repulsive

>> No.67841560

>>67838761
It’s actually comforting to know that you will never find a girlfriend and so you’ve been reduced to this

>> No.67841574

>>67841516
I'll rate your bait a 6/10

>> No.67841704

>>67841560
not everyone here is a virgin shogga

>> No.67841706

>>67841516
Except she's always disavowed pedos. The only ones trying to groom in this marriage is the real pedo groomsquad.
Go back to twitter and make it less obvious you're a jealous hag.

>> No.67841758

>>67841574
>Every criticism I disagree with is bait.

>> No.67841782

You guys know too many words, i feel dumb whenever you guys use these big words

>> No.67841789

>>67835428
Retard, you can’t guarantee that shondo saw that though

>> No.67841801

>>67841706
If she disavows pedophiles so much then why is ninety five percent of her fans pedos?
>>67841574
I rate your chuuba a 1
>>67841704
Could have fooled me…

>> No.67841828

How deep is her vagina?

>> No.67841854

I'm not a pedophile.
I'm a shondophile.

>> No.67841862

>>67841828
Look up an eight year olds pussy depth and then you’d know

>> No.67841870

>>67841782
Get a library card and read a book a week

>> No.67841895

>>67841862
He's gonna be placed on a list, and not by shondo

>> No.67841910

>>67841854
So? you’re a goddamned pedophile who copes with your urges with cartoons kids instead of real ones. Big whoop.
>>67841895
If only…

>> No.67841915

>>67841862
I dont want to know that

>> No.67841926

>>67841828
I'm done RPing timeloops until this gets answered.

>> No.67842059

>>67841915
No but just about everyone else aside from you and me would like to…
>>67841926
You’re an unfunny pedophile

>> No.67842121

the girls in trapped were so sexy haha

>> No.67842141 [DELETED] 

derek post
cf either deleted his twitter or got banned for all the suicide baiting

>> No.67842164

>>67841828
>>67842059
Has she ever been to the gynecologist?
Would you be fine with her going even?

>> No.67842215
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67842215

I like Fallen Shadow and think about kissing her sometimes.

>> No.67842258

>>67842141
? It's still up
And he's been on it as little as an hour ago

>> No.67842263
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67842263

I WANT TO HUG HER
I WANT TO WARM HER WITH MY BODY HEAT AS SHE GOES TO SLEEP
FUUUCCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.67842281

>>67842258
yeah im an idiot ignore it

>> No.67842303

good morning fellow chatters! Let's do our best today for our streamer :)

>> No.67842312

>>67842263
I made this post without knowing

>> No.67842346

Can we go back to talking about her pixiv bookmarks? That was a fun topic

>> No.67842347

this thread is not real

>> No.67842359

>>67842303
>>67842312
You both reek of loneliness

>> No.67842373

>>67842263
Post a syadouLove in chat right now so I can hold you accountable when you leave by February.

>> No.67842391

>>67842373
there

>> No.67842421

>>67842359
I'm not lonely I'm goated
At most you could call me a loner, but that's cringe and sounds edgy so I'd rather not

>> No.67842640

My desire for quality, well thought out, carefully crafted posts has driven me here. Yet I'm met with disappointment today.

>> No.67842680

>>67842373
nigga february is like three days away I'm not going anywhere.

>> No.67842716

>>67842640
your post are not that funny Shondo

>> No.67842729

>>67842680
Shiggaz left after she called us bfs instead of husbands. There's 1 more stream this month, a lot can happen

>> No.67842732

>>67842680
:tf:

>> No.67842800

>>67842729
Who left?

>> No.67842861

>>67842800
Me

>> No.67842881

roli-san.... come back....

>> No.67842913

>>67842800
me I removed my oshi marks

>> No.67842975
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67842975

>>67842913

>> No.67843079

What's shondo's opinion on human gore? What about animal gore? Do you think she hung out in gore threads when she was younger?
There. How's that for a topic? Out of 10 please

>> No.67843148

need shondo with her hair down to her ankles

>> No.67843168

>>67843079
if she grew up on 4chins she definitely saw a lot of gore

>> No.67843330

>>67843148
This i want to make her hair into a helicopter

>> No.67843335

https://poal.me/qcp12d
https://poal.me/qcp12d
https://poal.me/qcp12d

>> No.67843400

I like to imagine Shondo on all fours crawling around like a feral animal with big long claws and ambushes people on hiking trails and eats them

>> No.67843412

>>67843335
Here are 2 more important polls
https://strawpoll.com/BDyNEAX9OZR
https://strawpoll.com/61gDm0XjAZw

>> No.67843470

>>67843335
>cp12
Okay dude

>> No.67843506

>>67843335
feds
>>67843412
ip molester

>> No.67843546

>>67843506
I'm not tech smart enough to get your ip

>> No.67843552

>>67843412
why do you keep resetting this

>> No.67843624

>>67843552
Because people kept saying "I've already voted" and it annoyed me
Besides, if they changed their mind they can't take their vote back

>> No.67843915

Why is today in particular so boring
And where's the schedule

>> No.67843957

Sometimes I imagine straddling Shondo and pinning both of her hands above her head with one hand, then forcing her to eat dirt or worms with the other hand. She tries to keep her lips closed but you can force through them. She bites at the fingers and tries to spit in your face. Slapping her and telling her to stop. Rubbing dirt and worms all over her face. Teeth are clenched so you can't get her to swallow it but you can smear mud and worm guts all over her chompers.

>> No.67843986

>>67843915
Schedule in like 7 hours

>> No.67844061

shadow...

>> No.67844261

She is very cute and super based and I love her cunny-ness but can't watch due to her annoying childish voice

>> No.67844285

>>67843915
Schedule typically comes in at 11pm GMT newfagchama

>> No.67844321

10 hours since she tweeted anything
not even a good morning
she hates us, she must be so disappointed r=we all failed the test yesterday

>> No.67844357

>>67844321
she's the only one who failed the test while pretending it was no big deal

>> No.67844464

>>67843986
Thanks
>>67844285
I don't look at when the schedules come out and piece it together anon, i live day to day not thinking about dates or anything beyond shondo starting her streams at 6 pm, i need no other piece of information regarding dates stored in my mind, if it's something important someone will mention it an i will know about it from there until I forget about it again

>> No.67844585

i want to have sex with my wife RIGHT NOW. where is she?!

>> No.67844592

Man
I
Love
Fallen

>> No.67844994

>>67844585
Aingland

>> No.67845069

>>67844592
So true oomfie

>> No.67845177

I decided to get back into learning guitar and imagine playing for her

>> No.67845382

You guys can be cute at times, but you can also be extremely pitiful and disgusting

>> No.67845389

>>67845177
just don't record it whatever you do. for some reason she hates it when people do things irl for her. just digital art or electronic music with samples of her voice (never ever ever your own voice) is acceptable for some reason

>> No.67845470

>>67841706
dumbass newfag you don't know shit
go back to redit, ironic

>> No.67845479

>>67845382
sorry shondo I'll do better

>> No.67845680
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67845680

>>67845382
I will not apologize for having a rich and complex interior life. I am at war with myself.

>> No.67845832

>>67845479
>>67845680
I don't mean anything by it, I'm just pointing it out
You guys can be pitiful when you give in to your brainworms and sperg out nonsensical insecurities and worries
You guys can be disgusting when you're unironically calling shondo names and when you talk about certain topics
And you can be cute when you guys are happy after spending time with shondo and when you guys write those cute affectionate stories of yours as well as when saying how much you love her

>> No.67845972

i'm having such a strong sexual reaction to my thoughts of shondo right now that the only explanation is that she's in heat and i can somehow sense it. dm me your address shondo and i'll come impregnate you

>> No.67846294

>>67845972
Sorry you need to be white

>> No.67846361

I'll achieve shape-shifting magic and turn into (you), at which point I'll go to her house, break in, hug her, then leave

>> No.67846639

>>67845832
Finally a good bait post

>> No.67847158

>>67846361
My brain read this as you were going to break her legs, hug her and then leave.

>> No.67847187

>>67845832
>false positivity and fake affection are cute
ok woman

>> No.67847283

>>67847187
>Everybody who's happy when I'm not happy is only pretending to be happy

okay

>> No.67847343

>>67847187
I love her and want to hug and kiss her but I also want to hurt her and make her cry and bleed and rape but I still want to call her cute names like princess.

>> No.67847377

>>67845832
These are three different groups
>>67847343
Me too

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67847519

>>67846294
i'm a pure-blood scandi, nigga. statistically you almost certainly have dark hair and dark eyes and are therefore a darkie in the eyes of an aryan, regardless of the color of your skin. fucking poser.

>> No.67847614

>>67847519
he lied. you need to be black.

>> No.67847754

>>67847519
I'm 6'8, black as night, jacked, wear a viking hat, and my face is drawn on with chalk. My wife is an eternal shapeshifter but looks like an 8 year old most of the time.

>> No.67847763

>>67847283
whatever you say woman

>> No.67847834

>>67847763
This is the most woman response you could have possibly given

>> No.67847918

>>67847377
A shogga can be all three

>> No.67847970

>>67847754
I made this post

>> No.67847994

>>67847918
The majority aren't

>> No.67848286
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67848286

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

>> No.67848981

>>67848286
I appreciate you

>> No.67849271

be nise (fake}

>> No.67849316

>>67849271
based cat

>> No.67849330

im nise (real) but also nise (fake) and also mean (real) and mean (fake)
im movin different

>> No.67849589

only took her what, a month? two?

>> No.67849643

Is it gonna be about the wheel?

>> No.67849648

she is about to announce through her manager the revelations that will destroy this marriage

>> No.67849663
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67849663

I post mean things here that I don’t mean but I do mean all of the nice things that I post here :)

>> No.67849719

>>67844321
thanks for reading my post shonshon

>> No.67849749

>>67841228
Here's my vote for a variety of da klub ritual posts; they're my favorite.

>> No.67849763

>>67849663
If i started drawing shondo this would definitely be along the lines of what I'd draw
It's unironically so cool... My cool imouto wife...

>> No.67849803

>>67849663
>>67849763
Unless it's sho, either way it's cool
Wait is sho our older or younger brother

>> No.67849856

OTIS IS GOING TO ANNOUNCE THE MALE BRANCH OF OTIS CORP WITH FT AS THE TALENT
I'm calling it

>> No.67849877

>>67849856
shondo i kneel

>> No.67849879

willowtree will be a breakout star

>> No.67849892

>>67849856
that'd be actually cool

>> No.67849925

>>67849856
Otis would wait for him to be monetized on twitch first, he's a smart business man

>> No.67849939

release the fucking shumo

>> No.67849955

Sho model will be handed over to willow tree...
Willow tree asmr? him playing games on 5% master volume and a loud keyboard
He could play chess on stream since he has an account...
Imagine

>> No.67850044

>>67849856
Manager-san will actually announce his pregnancy

>> No.67850103

depending on what is this announcement i may have to step in and take action

>> No.67850131

>>67849955
It would be cool if she draw him a model

>> No.67850153

she is going to announce her marriage to nina (real)

>> No.67850192

haha surely he WILL stream today right... you know, because he told us he would. He wouldn't just say something like that randomly

>> No.67850206

>>67850153
She follows her on twitch already though, doesn't she?
Speaking of... Does ft follow her on twitch...?

>> No.67850258

>>67850192
wtf i have ft brain worms now

>> No.67850288

What are the thoughts of the people in the discord on the announcement? I'm not in it to know

>> No.67850298

>>67850192
calm down tuffnar ft isnt a fibber like shondo

>> No.67850341

>>67850288
I saw someone posting wreck it ralph in fnaf, I dont think they care

>> No.67850360

>>67850206
she will be announcing her RL marriage with nina and they will be a permanent duo stream

>> No.67850383

>>67850288
They haven't even noticed. The discord isn't for husbands.
>>67850298
thank you shogga, i'll try and remain calm

>> No.67850402

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tc0gLSSU1M

>> No.67850439

I like purple / grey otis, pink otis looks like raw chicken

>> No.67850494

>>67850439
I am still not sure what's his true color

>> No.67850529

>>67850288
the discord is full of randos who cares

>> No.67850576

at least this give me time to do more dark and darker reps I suppose

>> No.67850578

>>67850494
He’s lilac iirc, looks pink or blue depending on lighting

>> No.67850580

>>67830331
Is hudeo animation commissioned by her?

>> No.67850581

Otis will announce a valentine's day event/competition

>> No.67850646

>>67850580
What?

>> No.67850664

I'm expecting the announcement to come in 6 minutes.

>> No.67850669

>>67850581
>he needed the announcement
shogga... you should have started working on your magnum opus ten months ago...

>> No.67850670

>>67850581
imagine shondo unleashing the mother of all rat races
a wicked smile spreads on my face thinking of it

>> No.67850700

>>67850664
i think its 2 minutes after the hour

>> No.67850706

>>67850646
This one
https://hudeo.fanbox.cc/posts/6239554

>> No.67850741

>>67850706
imagine

>> No.67850751

>>67850706
It literally says to: Valibration and you’re asking if she commissioned it?

>> No.67850754

>>67850580
are you retarded

>> No.67850798

>>67850706
kino

>> No.67850800

>>67850669
I'm too shy to submit anything

>> No.67850855

>>67850669
i simply don't care

>> No.67850857

>>67850751
Valibration is a name, not a word?

>> No.67850934

shondo made the Kawaikute Gomen video

>> No.67851027

>>67850934
Good one, 'ism-chama

>> No.67851042
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67851042

>>67851027
Sorry you're unaware

>> No.67851069

>>67851042
these are my thoughts

>> No.67851081

Is the announcement gonna happen at XX:30? Or at XX:00
Or does manager-san not give a fuck

>> No.67851134

>>67851081
She said today, she just woke up she hasn’t built the wheel yet.

>> No.67851137

I unironically hope otis announces ft as a new talent addition to otis corp

>> No.67851167

>>67851137
crossing my fingers and praying it's ft

>> No.67851215

>>67850706
the yandere stuff doesnt fit her at all
sure she stalks you but when she finds out youre with another girl, instead of killing her she just cries under her desk lmao

>> No.67851219

i hope forest tree goes to university and becomes an educated man and gets a good job

>> No.67851255

he's british

>> No.67851269

Wait actually, ft said he was going to stream today "if everything went to plan". You don't actually think...no..

>> No.67851291

Shonspiracy theory:
Shondo and ft came to an agreement that if he meets the requirement for affiliate status on twitch and doesn't feel like streaming is a chore then he gets to join otis corp, thus further boosting him, doubling the income(or at least increasing it) of otis corp while allowing ft to not get a real job

>> No.67851293

shondo stalks you and sees you talking to another woman but then when she confronts her she just gets her shit kicked in and it turns out the woman was just your cousin anyway

>> No.67851336

>>67850578
I will believe you. Need to fix something then

>> No.67851436

Shondo knows about my infidelity early in the relationship and because it was so early in the relationship she'll never trust me no matter how long I stick around and try to win her back. sometimes I remember this and it makes me sad

>> No.67851500

>>67851436
Sorry anon but I couldn't help but laugh. I hope you can forgive me.

>> No.67851630

>>67851500
Nta, but that's fucked up
I also laughed after reading your post though, so idk what that says about me
Cheaters get what they deserve though, idk what that'd be... But I'm sure they get what they deserve!

>> No.67851713

>>67851630
As best as I can follow along, I think cheaters get dm privileges, I think. It's either that or they're allowed to email, I get so confused on what they get these days.

>> No.67851793

>>67851269
im sorry anon. da klub has him now.

>> No.67851830

>>67851713
You've got it wrong, it's not that cheaters get dm privilege, some people that had access to her dms just became cheaters. As for the emails, anyone can just send an email to her business address
I can't read sarcasm btw

>> No.67851841

>>67851793
No... I bet hes getting baked and making out with so many dudes right now...

>> No.67851865
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67851865

ft and shondo gonna hit up da club together

>> No.67851904

shondo and ft in da klub drinking baileys from a shoe

>> No.67851907

announcement in 49 minutes

>> No.67851930

>>67851841
British tradition so i've heard

>> No.67852005

Shouldn't ft have a stream twitter?

>> No.67852040

here's the plan: get close to FT until he offers to take you klubbing, then you play it cool and act like you didn't know his sister was gonna be there

this might only work on an alt so make them now lads

>> No.67852041

>>67852005
This is what the announcement is

>> No.67852100

>>67852040
stop leaking tuffnars plans

>> No.67852103

Here's the plan:
Watch streams of ft, interact in chat, befriend him, play games, be a friend of your wife's brother

>> No.67852172

>>67852103
I'm already doing this

>> No.67852206

>>67852100
Tuffnarr's*
don't disrespect the king's name

>> No.67852213

Heres the plan:
Stalk your internet wifes family to try and obtain a tiny sliver of information about her

>> No.67852225

the second shondo touches on the topic of finding it weird that people would date their siblings friends is the day ft's career crashes and burns

>> No.67852226

>>67852103
I would do this but I'm shy and don't really care about dark and darker as of now

>> No.67852272

>>67852213
I already did this

>> No.67852285

Heres the plan:
Get Tuffnar to become ft's favourite, then when shondo says it would be weird to date her families friends, I profit because Tuffnar has taken himself out of the running.
I'm Dewd btw.

>> No.67852317

become ft's mod so she doesnt have to babysit ft

>> No.67852336
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67852336

>thinking positive thoughts about shondo
>horny and happy
>cum
>sad and depressed
>brainworms
why does this happen?

>> No.67852360

>>67852336
JESSE

>> No.67852363

Otis will announce phase 1 of shondomination where they will steadily reveal more and more information that will make some husbands leave

>> No.67852446

>>67852336
Perhaps feeling disgusted at perhaps objectifying your wife
Perhaps I wouldn't know I don't get post nut clarity nor do I party time to shondo(usually)
Perhaps...

>> No.67852460

>>67852336
you are american

>> No.67852462

otis wheel finally got completed and there will be a 24/7 otiscam looking at it

>> No.67852466

>>67852225
>>67852285
she just responded to my tweet saying she doesn't mind

>> No.67852527

>>67852466
yikes bro, she responded to it with THAT alt?
its over for you now. you needed her to respond to it with the kookaburra, not the raven

>> No.67852574

>>67852527
found the flamingo

>> No.67852577
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67852577

here's the plan: watch FT on an alt. never interact. Watch Shondo on main account. Send two messages every stream. "Hi Shondo!" at the beginning. Lurk until end of stream. "Thanks for the stream Shondo, love you!" This one also has to be sent when the chat is moving fast so she might see it, might not. Possible third message, a syadouwiggly, if she plays the DOKO song. Once a month in the re-sub message I will write one or two sentences. Occasionally send a tip if I have some pocket money.
This, is my design.

>> No.67852580

Nina talking about bed courting/bundling and I will be sure to suggest this if Shondo insists on sleeping in the same bed as her.

>> No.67852585

>>67852527
no...

>> No.67852651

>>67852577
congratulations, you're now like 95% of her viewers

>> No.67852658

>>67852577
Unironically the same shoggers that do this are the ones that complain about "muh favortism" lmao

>> No.67852680

>>67852577
so true Chat

>> No.67852735

>>67852680
no... im a husband...

>> No.67852773

When's the last time shondo directly addressed to us as her older brothers? And I don't count the redeem

>> No.67852808

>>67852773
2022 in an asmr video

>> No.67852886

shadow reply to my dms...

>> No.67852956

no

>> No.67852983

Guys I'm in London, where do find wife?

>> No.67852993

you have to send dms to the flamingo and she will respond with the moose

>> No.67853002

Shondo needs to play into the younger sister side of hers, her brattiness and teasing isn't enough... I want more...
It's selfish but it's not hurting anyone, probably.

>> No.67853007

>I'm just a rebound from p***
>I'm just a rebound from FT
I'm sick of being used by her

>> No.67853109

>>67852983
Not in London, but i suggest buying a big family bag of walker's(lay's) salt crisps from tesco, they're really good when they're in small bags

>> No.67853152

>>67851907
This better be true...

>> No.67853173

I watch a lot of true crime videos and pretend that Shondo is the victim and I’m the killer.

>> No.67853218

>>67853109
Already did, and a bunch of candy too

>> No.67853277

i trust my wife unreservedly because i love her

>> No.67853363

>>67853277
undeservedly

>> No.67853417

>>67853363
Delete this.
This is the last pleasantry you will get.

>> No.67853427

>>67847614
Shondo would NEVER have sex with a black person

>> No.67853440

>>67853363
bazinga

>> No.67853510

>>67853277
Perhaps unfortunately, but me too.
I trust shondo so much I'd give her any piece of information she'd ask of me
>>67853427
Shondo would never have sex, it'd be always rape

>> No.67853520

>>67853427
She wouldn't but I would!

>> No.67853536

this is how I talk to Shondo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ImABG0smY

>> No.67853588
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>>67853427
explain this image. they might as well be fucking.

>> No.67853679

>>67853588
That's me on the bench with shondo to my right, and im a void person, thank you very much.

>> No.67853735

>>67853588
Me and sho? Yeah

>> No.67853895

i would have sex with shondo but only if she pretended to be sho the entire time

>> No.67853959

>>67853427
Why did she have to make us black...

>> No.67853974

I want to rape sho and grape shondo

>> No.67853980

I would have sex with Shondo but only if she wasn’t into it and I had to tie her up and hit her and she cried

>> No.67853982
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67853982

>>67853588
That is just (you) (me) not a skin color but an undefined shade. Just like picrel is not supposed to be a black person but an artistic choice

>> No.67854026

>>67853959
WE'RE VOID PEOPLE

>> No.67854050

>>67853959
we're her schizo delusion

>> No.67854104

you can call it black, void person, colored, african, that doesn't change the fact of the matter

>> No.67854130

>no FT stream yet
>no otis announcement yet
why even live

>> No.67854138

>>67854104
Yes it does, it’s entirely different

>> No.67854153

>>67854130
she said there may be an announcement not that there would be

>> No.67854188

>>67854153
No...

>> No.67854197

>>67854138
there was a chance you're right, but she said it herself last stream.
>the bbc owns everything
how do you explain that?
captcha: 0kayh

>> No.67854260

>>67854197
British bureau of communism

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67854320

>>67854197

>> No.67854443

Do you think FT is gay
Do you think FT can be gay

>> No.67854519

Sometimes I think about Shondo with a cute little feminine penis

>> No.67854553

>>67854519
thank god, im not the only one then

>> No.67854585

maybe /ft/ was a mistake

>> No.67854666

Someone please post the drawing of sho on the couch

>> No.67854772

>>67854320
get this washed up negroid out of my shunny general she was the worst of her gen and there was no mystery to why she was the least popular.

>> No.67854792

>>67854666
do not post that picuture. this post is exuding satanic energy

>> No.67854818
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67854818

>>67854666

>> No.67854922

i often think about shondo

>> No.67854962

>>67854818
When i get magic I will greatly reward giru

>> No.67854972

>>67854818
Shotoes

>> No.67855006

>>67854772
Sir this is a reaction meme

>> No.67855030

>>67854818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg

>> No.67855072

I'm cooking eggs

>> No.67855097

my unhealthy obsessive love for shondo has now reached the point that i am writing poetry about her

>> No.67855102
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67855102

>>67855006
so is this one, shigger

>> No.67855120

>>67855072
boiled eggs? fried eggs?

>> No.67855136

I want to fuck sho, but not shondo
I love shondo but don't feel anything for she
What am I??
>>67855072
In what way were the eggs prepared
>>67855097
Post it

>> No.67855143

>>67855097
post them in the art tag

>> No.67855153

>>67855097
Absolutely based. I write poetry about her in my diary. Last year I put some cringe in her art tag haha.

>> No.67855187

>>67854585
I bet he's just expanding his music playlist for us or improve his setup in some way

>> No.67855191

>>67855120
>>67855136
boiled

>> No.67855250

>>67855102
Thanks, I’ll take that one shanon

>> No.67855322

>>67854197
It's explained by you being a coomerbrained troon faggot

>> No.67855399

Offline chatters are gay, but not as gay as i am for sho

>> No.67855431

I think it's really neat that there's something about Shondo that makes shoggas want to be creative and make / write something. Shondo is my muse. A Shmuse. She's a shmuse.

>> No.67855537

why is there no asmr of shondo sniffing our cock n ballz?

>> No.67855637

is it cannon that (you) has a massive hog and a heavy scrotum or is (you) flat and smooth like a Barbie doll.

>> No.67855651

>>67855537
There is though.
I hear it every night

>> No.67855667

>>67848286
>*karate chop* SEX

>> No.67855682

forcing shondo to worship (you)r cock

>> No.67855845

>>67855637
Ken doll yes

>> No.67856246

Manager-san, announcement doko?

>> No.67856379

I bet you could convince shondo to give you a thigh job. I bet she would start getting in to it after seeing how much you're enjoying it.

>> No.67856383

The announcement will just be her schedule

>> No.67856524

>>67856383
No...

>> No.67856532

Announcement:
i love shondo
that is all

>> No.67856827

I wanna party time to sho so badly...
Oh and uh i love my wife unconditionally

>> No.67856862
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67856862

This is my favorite art of Shondo I think.

>> No.67856892

Last for shotoes, not shontoes

>> No.67856988
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67856988

this might be my favorite art of shondo i think

>> No.67857057

I need more lewd shondo art

>> No.67857066

>>67856988
my favorite thing about Shondo is she has the ass of a 10 year old boy. She’s pretty funny and nice to me too sometimes

>> No.67857134

>>67857066
people who draw her with wide shortstack hips are missing the entire point of a loli

>> No.67857144

>>67857066
Ok dewd, chill out

>> No.67857205

Last for my undying love for Shonshon

>> No.67857264
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>> No.67857278

Last for Shontoes in my mouth then on my shaft.

>> No.67857294

last for love

>> No.67857355

I've been gaying over sho a lot this thread, but i still love shondo unconditionally and will spend my time with her until the end

>> No.67857356
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67857356

"uuuu i'm sorry i didn't call you husband at first, i wanted to put a b because you like the b meme and find it cu-"
*POW*

>> No.67857358

last for my shondo delusions grow stronger by the day and I'm getting worse

>> No.67857412

>>67857358
You're going to break something at some point when trying to ryona your delusions

>> No.67857461
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67857461

"i posted a husband meme just for (you)! please stop force feeding me spoiled milk... i'm sorry i'm sorry...i love you i'm sorry.."

>> No.67857476

>>67857134
>>67857066
except she has canonically big hips, that art is off-model.
sorry for ruining your pedo fantasies.

>> No.67857498

>>67857461
>sex: yes
Whore

>> No.67857539

>>67857412
I'm an unknown in the community anon if I snap I'll at least have the decency to keep it confined to my journal.

>> No.67857587

>>67857461
why is she so long D:

>> No.67857623

>>67857539
I will read your journal one day, you better write in it saying hello to me

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67857675

last for beating the shit out of my retarded wife so she never makes a blunder like that again

>> No.67857693

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIyTpWyeYy0

>> No.67857888

He fibbed...

>> No.67857939

>>67857888
Runs in the family

>> No.67857993

I liek fallenshadow and I'm happy to have found her and she has had a positive impact on my life. :)

>> No.67858025

>>67857888
He did say 'If everything goes to plan'

>> No.67858037

Otis tried to use the wheel and his heart gave out... are you fucking kidding me right now...

>> No.67858060

ITS REAL LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>> No.67858097

Oh nvm lol

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67858134

new
>>67858114
>>67858114
>>67858114

>> No.67858174

I know FT had to build the wheel practically by himself and that's why he couldn't stream today

>> No.67858274

>>67858174
Maybe the wheel was harder to build than he expected

>> No.67858281

>>67858174
Could possibly be correct

>> No.67858481

>>67858174
Tuffnar will be so angry with shondo for this

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