/baubau/ - FUWAMOCO General

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baubau Edition
Previous Thread >>67748161

>Upcoming Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rShDkBgyol4
>Previous Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH6H2FDU-Uk

>Debut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kttt7pb5o6I
>Youtube Channel
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>Schedule
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1751511003354030459

>Unarchived Content (twitter spaces, karaokes, etc)
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>Songs
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf4O_VcbYo24EjtizbTZt_tTgwXaaK8N- (official playlist of all covers and songs they've released or starred in.)

>Merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q=%22Talent_モココ・アビスガード%22 (Mococo)
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>/baubau/-related content (baubau sings, nsfw, VN/anime list)
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Let's sing happy birthday to Fuwawa and Mococo. Sing along this track: https://files.catbox.moe/2s4fd4.mp3 and submit your vocals in the chat of this puzzle:
https://jiggie.fun/baubauhappybirthday

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I love Fuwamoco

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Cheers

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>>67755731
fuck fat

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raffians...

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>>67755787
What's up Reimu, looking good with the twintails

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Whenever they make me happy, now part of me wonders what if maybe they're no different than her.

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>>67755892
i think it's supposed to be shanghai/hourai

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>>67755787
I want to hug Mococo while telling her everything will be alright

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Mococo is not sexy

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Fuwawa owns the contents of my bank and my balls.

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>>67756305
you don't need to lie

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>>67756305
i would fuck mococo's tight TIGHT pussy like it's my last meal

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>>67756673
BAU BAU

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>>67756673
BAU BAU

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>>67756673
I know, but now I'm sure the other one said similar things back then.

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>>67756673
BUA BUA

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Fuwawa

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>>67757182
Mococo

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>>67757198
Together they are...

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>>67757255
FUWAMOCO
BAU BAU BAU BAU

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I live in a fantasy world where I share twin humanoid dog girl wives with thousands of other people

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>>67756673
Fond memories of everyone kneeling over the pledge during the live debut sticky

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>>67757385

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>>67757403
That was the moment I knew they had my heart forever

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>>67757182
Please... Fuwawa... I need to afford heating this month

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>>67757506
just use a blanket

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>>67757385

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Will people wait for the individual birthday streams to send SCs, or will they blow their load early during the birthday countdown

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>>67757385
I fucking love gangbang scenes

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>>67757651
they'll be reading SCs on their solo streams so that's also something to consider

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>>67757723
Finally, my chance to shower Mocochan with love

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>>67757723
How many gorillas will show up for Fuwawa's solo supa reading?

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>>67757789
5 gorillion

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>>67757789
God, this seductress looks like a semen demon from any angle, why does being smug come so natural to her?

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>>67757789
You mean monkey right?

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>>67758114
She knows, huh.

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squeeze

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>>67756305
I see through your tricks mococo, you are just posting this to make people post sexy mococo art

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they're not asleep are they

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gnight see you for FWMC Morning

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>>67756002
you are mind broken, enjoy them without looking at the past or fearing the future
live in the now
hakuna matata

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>>67758873
>Moco-chan did you order the same size for us?

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>>67756002
Dude she have like 20 plastic surgeries, fuwamoco reuse teabags

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>>67759392
good night mocosleep poster

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https://twitter.com/naryu_v2/status/1751931469449351188

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>>67759938
Sex... with... wuffians...

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Fuwamoco I’m sorry. I went to sleep after fatman. How could I possibly atone for such shameful behavior!

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>>67760188
wuffians…

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>>67760188

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What does Mococo smell like?

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>>67761146
dog

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My FWMC icharabu SEX was finally shipped. Everything from Comiket will arrive roughly at the same time to me, it seems, nice.

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>>67759938
drain me fuwawa

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>>67760682
Watch the VOD and relive the insanity of the early Shell 1 Core for yourself

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>wake up
>instantly think about how sexy Fuwawa is

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sex with wuffians!!

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rrat Nerissa comes /here/ for FuwaMoco because they don't like all the negativity but still want to know what we have to say. Nerissa is DMing Fuwawa all of the sex posts. Nerissa makes 10% of Fuwawa sex posts

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>>67762663
>Nerissa makes 10% of Fuwawa sex posts
I believe it

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Sex with Mococo

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Is NA still asleep or something?

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i have a rrat, i think fuwawa may, just maybe, with a sliver of a chance, want sex with wuffians

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Do you think they actually went to sleep after MGS2? They didn't even tweet the FWMC morning stream

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>>67763931
Mococo that is not a plushie, that is Pero

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>>67761146
wet dog

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>fuwawa's favorite Japanese word is yobai

What did she mean by this actually?
It's like she wants to have sex with all of her fans.

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>>67762663
If you're smart enough to spot the clear shitposting and ignore it, this place recently is ironically the least negative. Try searching for the terms they themselves use to egosearch on twitter, like FWMC, and you'll see an ocean of people who don't watch them talking shit about them, still hung up on the official channel thing. I'm genuinely tempted to send a superchat asking their opinion on us replying to that kind of thing to correct misinformation. So far I just ignore everything, but I wonder how much it gets to them to see nothing but negativity when egosearching.
Even the positivity is misguided, they became champions for people with a grudge against Holostars, which obviously doesn't describe them. They have no interest, not hate.

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good morning
fuwawa sex

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Hello? Wuffians?

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>>67764344
They've already said to not waste your energy on stuff like that.
It's a waste of time trying to correct most of those people anyways, you've seen how irrational and hateful their comments are.

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I made this to reply to some rrat but the rrat has been deleted a few thread back, so yeah
I know, slowpoke and all

take it I guess

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>>67764620
Yeah, you're right, I don't think there's any hope to change anyone's mind, but it's annoying to see things that are blatantly false and I could prove by spending like 3 minutes grabbing a timestamp. Gets harder to ignore. That's how rrats are spread, by having the only word on it being the misinformation.
But you're right, they did say to not mind it. Not gonna bother them with a superchat.

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>>67764599
Good morning Fuwawa, it's time for your walk

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Hello ruffians!

Do you have trouble doing nihongo reps? Maybe you haven't started at all as you think it's intimidating? I've seen that there's a lot of material ruffians post here, but I think those are fairly advanced already and might give trouble to people starting out. So I figured I'd share an anki deck that helped me out.

It's an anki deck based on Tae Kim's guide to Japanese, but it uses clips of anime and other media as examples. The first course is basic listening comprehension and you can pick up a massive vocabulary and understanding of grammar immediately with it even if you don't follow up with the other courses. It's extremely entry-level and I think it does a great job at introducing someone to Japanese, being very fun.

I'm leaving the link below for interested ruffians.

https://ankiweb.net/shared/info/911122782

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i love fuwawa

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>>67764681
Is that Alice?

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>>67764690
The only time you need to worry about a rrat is when it starts getting BIG, right now the rrat is feeding off of itself and slowly dying.
I'm interested in seeing what timestamp you would show them though.

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>>67764842
Please let there be a version of this where they spill out

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>>67764925
apparently, yeah

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FuwaMoco should disclose their skin care routine. I need some of that right now. They have no wrinkles even tho they are 2000 years old.

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Gorillabros, status?

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>>67765656
Fresh wuffian semen every morning

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>>67765736
ook

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It's nice getting a FWMC morning tweet at a reasonable morning time

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alive

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Sometimes I feel like they really are dogs trying to play videogames.

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I feel bad when I reply to their tweets on my phone, because the thing melts if I try to like a bunch of posts, so the ruffians like mine and I don't like anyone's, feels weird.

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>>67766131
don't feel bad for not liking tweets

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>>67766131
>so the ruffians like mine and I don't like anyone's,
isn't that what most people here generally do? i don't even follow any ruffians

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>>67765836
Dogs can do fireball input, this alone makes dogs superior to most "gamers".

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>>67766518

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the thing
it open

10 minutes ago

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>>67766570
AIIIEEEEEEEE

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There is an anon in this very thread. A ruffian, right? He seriously thinks about things like Mococo as Snow White and he has to wake her up with a kiss. It's incredible, the nerve of that guy!

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>>67764728
Nice! How did you find this? Been working on my reps and been working on vocab and stuff. So far been able to pick up on some basic reading and listening, but I'm still in the early stages. This looks like something I can add on as well.

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>>67766762
guilty as charged

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>>67766762
haha yeah... what a weirdo
haha...

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>>67766762
I honestly see Mococo as the prince that will wake me up with a kiss and me as the princess. Mogogo is kinda boyish from my perspective.

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>>67766762
I'm the dwarves

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>>67766853
my gnoem

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FuwaMoco face reveal

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>>67766921
OOK OOK OOK

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>>67766959
kek

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I wish there was a better way to send fuwawa my money I want her to keep more of it not YouTube

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>>67767028
if they had streamlabs like ID it only takes like 2% instead of 30

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>>67767028
drop a bag of money at her doorstep

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>>67767028
voicepack d'oh

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>>67767028
Buy their birthday merchs.

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Catching up on the MGS2 vods, is the game slightly blurred due to capture and bitrates or what? Even as someone who beat the game when it first came out that part with the infrared lasers and the bomb sensor looked fucking stupid because Mococo shot the green light dead-on the first time and I couldn't even see the thing chat kept telling her to shoot at on the second attempt.

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>>67767361
Yeah there is something funky going on with the capture.
Mococo uses the laser sights on the M9 a bunch, too, but I can't see shit on the video.

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Looking back at this, tummy aside and tit windows aside, this was actually pretty damn close to what we got.

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What happened to Fuwawa's paw...

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>>67767755
Meant to post this >>67765811
Her paw disappears..

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>>67767337
Does this include their birthday suit?

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>>67767674
Mococo should've had something to set herself apart more like their default outfits do. As it stands Fuwawa gets to be even more sexualized than Nerissa who I was fully expecting to get some cleavage or a paizuri window and Mococo gets nothing to stand out. If their designs are supposed to be "tittymonster" and "sporty" then all of their outfits should reflect that.

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>>67758876
you are wrong, it's Fuwawa that posted this to get more sexy Moco art into her secret folder

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>>67767803
The artist drew one hand and said "enough"

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>>67758876
If Mococo posted that she would have spelled her name as Mokoko.

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>>67768016
No I'm just dumb. Fuwawa's hand is palm backwards to hold Moco-chans. I just noticed the blue star and it made sense. I think it's because Moco-chans thumb spot is so big it looks like it's just her paw facing outward

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Do you feel any differently about fuwawa after she became an elephant?

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>>67768179
mayhaps

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Ruffian, if you are in this thread - I love you

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what the hell is going on in prechat

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Too many flips in the pre-chat right now. *spits on the concrete ground* Disgusting.

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Jannies hate
FWMC love

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>nips getting their fuwamoco launch merch already
>just got an email saying mine has only just now shipped
bro...

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>>67768258
You watching from outside an internet bar window, Ruffian?

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>>67768363
>The country it was produced in sends quickly
>It takes time to ship to whatever third world shitter you're in

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>>67768363
yes anon, that's kind of how it works

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>>67767361
They have some weird shit going on with their capture card. I remember when they played OoT they got asked about it and they said they didn't change any of the settings to make it look like that, so who knows.

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They still haven't shipped me the voicepacks

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I bought scalped voicepacks

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i pirated the voicepacks

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PERO LOVE

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I forgot about the voicepacks

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been gone all weekend
how were my wives? cute?
i thought so

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>>67768484
FAT FUCK only deserves hate

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>>67768505
don't post this

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>>67768505
post this again

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Are they the only vtubers in EN? The rest feel more like egirls using avatars than actual anime girls

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>>67756673

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>>67768484
Bitch I have special threat plates

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>>67768554
baused

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>>67768537
baused

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>>67768537
BAUSED

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>>67768484

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>>67768580
friend said this?

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no stream tonight...

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Good morning BAU BAU

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Is the stream quiet again?

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>>67768666
no satan

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>>67768666
yep. yesterday was a bit quiet too.

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>>67768666
turn your shit up satan

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>>67768666
Is okay on my end.

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>>67768537
BAU BAU!

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Hey bro just watch 15 hours of Metal Gear

What the FUCK
This is what I get for not being here for one weekend...
I will never catch up, ever

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>>67768605
i think the original line was nekoyanke or something

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Bau or not to Bau, that is the question.

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>>67768420
I'm pretty sure all of it is made in china

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there they are...

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>Fuwawa's voice
She's dying

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>
>
>

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I was too rough with Fuwawa

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>>67768813
she just woke up

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Isn’t polulu birthday today?

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Numbers are important. I like watching them go up. Please don't get rid of it.

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Wuffians.

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>shadowbanned
hahahaha, no possible ESR for me again! BAU BAU!

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>>67768850
Yes, as of 1 hour ago

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ENTER FAT FUCK

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Pero eyeing his next meal, FAT FUCK

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mococo's voice sounds a little ruff today
>>67768850
ye. i hope mococo shows a cute drawing

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>>67768749
Honestly, I don't even attempt to catch up with 6+ hour streams, let alone two 7.5-hour ones one after another. I just don't have the time, it took me nearly a week to finish Noah's 9-hour Fallout vid from a few months ago, and that was strictly separated into distinct chapters for natural stopping points.

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>>67768902
*fat duck

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>>67768813
it's her sexy morning voice

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leave the ducks alone FAT FUCK

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Man, it would be a shame if Pero were to have a hunting accident...

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>>67768850
they forgot her birthday, fake fans

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eating is my hobby

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>>67768749
Put it on 2x speed and cut your backlog in half.

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When have they started hating Pero so much? I was under the rock for some time, but I don't remember them hating him so much in their first 3 months of streaming maybe I'm just delusional.

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>>67768970
fat fucking ruffian

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>turns a pero sighting into them telling us to try out new hobbies
I love them so much I'm too autistic to try new things

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>>67768974
>they sound like incomprehensible mickey mice
why even watch at all then...

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>>67768749
You could watch it at 2x and be perfectly fine. A lot of the run time is them getting filtered by the game

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>can you guess what it is? no?
fuwawa i said multiple 6 months in the chat...

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look at all these non day 1 fags

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>chat spamming "birthday?"
Ruffians NEVER remember anniversaries

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>>67769017
If you're just enjoying listening to them, why does it matter if you finish the vod?

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im a 4.5 monthlet....

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grayfags getting anally devastated right now kek

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>>67768974
>>67769026
That is no way to watch anything and you know it. Maybe zoomers with ADHD can do it but I'm not one at least not the second half.

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>>67769080
It's important to know everything they said
Also I want to... but it's 15 hours, jesas

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>thanks for being very special early members of the Doggy Pack
killing myself because I wasn't day 1

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Is it 5 months 2 days for anyone else?

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>>67769100
I turn 4 months tomorrow

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holy shit that green flood fucked my stream up

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>>67768957
Called out.

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>>67769113
I agree with the important bits, but I think you underestimate ho much time was spent being stuck in a bathroom or a single room.

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>>67769100
Still doggy pack.

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>>67768957
When will doubters learn...

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>>67769100
don't worry, most day 1s are actually shitters who don't love fwmc

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>>67769100
It's okay I'm a 1 month

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>they'll continue to open up a bit

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Sorry Polka, I'm not waking up that early to watch Mori and Ollie,.

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>>67768957
?

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>new discovery
They found out about the Mococo sex posting

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i thought is said "mgs2 sync rrats"

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>mococo commits suicide live on stream by breaking her neck from a sneeze

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>>67768957
APOLOGIZE

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>>67769280
>mgs2 sync rrats
don't blue ball us like that, give us one now

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>>67768505
continue posting this

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they have to stop playing MGS or they will merge into one person

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I don't understand what they are hinting at..

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Fuwawa really tried with that kek

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CATCHED YOU SYNCHRONIZING HUH

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>daughters
they are reading my 4chan shitposts help

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are they talking about period synchronizing?

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>>67769352
kek
good one

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SYNC BROS

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You know they thought about that joke a lot LMAO

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wut

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>apology
IT'S OVER

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>pls make a sync compilation for our MGS2 stream ruffians.

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>KILL YOURSELF
>please
yes, we noticed

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what the fuck is she talking about

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>Kill that fat fuck, mococo! God damn!
Fuwawa no...

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>>67769412
The fact that they even have to ask - what the fuck, clippers? How do they make clips when they don't watch streams?

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I had a work meeting at that part, what did she do?

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is she saying that to herself or to chat kek

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Were people in chat talking about her being intense?

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>>67769459
>15 hours total
gee I dunno

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>It was YOUR fault I was so intense Mococo!
Great apology Fuwawa!

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>>67769470
Right, she was the same as always why would she apology now kek

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>>67769459
>The fact that they even have to ask - what the fuck, clippers?
6 months ago they asked people to stop pointing out the syncs because it was embarrassing

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I guess she was talking about this.

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>>67769493
omg, the jealousy h doujins write themselves

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Fuwawa constantly backseating Moco-chan makes me hard

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>Hate Rose
>Literally ask you if you remember things every 5 minutes
Talk about projection lmao

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everyone is invited except me

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>heart
I am so in

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same same...

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>>67769498
She was probably talking about the boss fight with fatman when she was yelling at Mococo.

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oh god she's begging for SCs...

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oh is this where we pretend as though mococo hasn't had multiple solo streams huh?

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>>67769605
what happens when she gets no scs

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I hope FAT FUCK won't show up to ruin the brithday

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Not this loop again

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>>67769609
meds

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Mococo is nervous...we better send her some saucy sc for her bday

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>mococo reading SCs by herself
gets those gosling confessions ready bros

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>>67769609
link them

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THIS FUCKING LOOP AGAIN
t. Fuwawa

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>>67769609
your meds, schizo

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>>67769609

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>>67769609
She's most nervous about reading SC, remember the christmas stories stream

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>they don't even have water anymore
these women need help

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They're eating my cum

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why don't they stock up on water...

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it's really sticky today

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Natto Mococo Torture time!
>it's really sticky today
This fucking temptress

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its over, mococo is going to die from the natto tantrum

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THIS CANNOT BE THE ONLY WAY

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>it's REALLY sticky today
Well I put my own 'special sauce' in the natto. Hopefully that makes it more easier for Mococo ;)

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>>67769609
meds

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>>67769609
name one

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>>67769609
Literally none. Meds! SAD!

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i'm convinced the purpose of these natto challenges and their phrasing is to get my dick hard

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Mococo got her birthday present early.

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What's amazing about this is you can mash all these natto bits together, and you would get the same result, no wonder people call it timeloop LMAO

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I really want to kiss mococo and feed her natto

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Oh, I've been invited to their birthday party!

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Fuwawa's pink eyes make her look so rapey

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At this rate Mococo will never be a pro at sucking dick
Lmao part2 damn Fuwawa really likes torturing her

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in thirty years they're gonna be 70 years old still doing this same bit

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I'm fully erect now

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>>67769807
God fucking damn it, why does this sound so amazing?

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>>67769853
that's a good way to describe it and makes a lot of sense

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swallow it moco-chan
you can do it

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Fuzzy Snake - Natto Eater

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>>67769853
Mococo's blue eyes make her look very rapeable...

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>>67769856
And i'll still be gooning to the natto corner

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mococo will NEVER improve at eating natto

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>>67769856
In thirty years they'll be 50 idiot.

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Natto fart status?

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I want to eat Mococo's bean

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she... did her best...

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>>67769856
And it will STILL be erotic.

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Wrong, this dog is deceased

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Wasabi next natto is to easy, fuwawa need to learn more tortures

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>>67769909
In thirty years they'll 2050yo, silly.

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ANOTHER DEAD DOG

[Anonymous No.]

we need to put this puppy on a leash

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I want to play fetch with Fuwawa

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>>67769912
it's over... mocofarts are scentless...

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Why do I keep coming back to these morning streams, they are shit everytime

[Anonymous No.]

wtf why did he take a picture of his sex dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>dark souls

[Anonymous No.]

WALL

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What a low effort question that I'm pretty sure they've answered before

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>>67770106
be nice to new ruffians

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>>67770106
deal with it nigger you're gonna have repeated questions

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>>67770106
who cares? they picked it because they wanted to answer it

[Anonymous No.]

HHHNYUGH they're so cute, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuwawa has to correct ruffians grammar mistakes.

[Anonymous No.]

It's hard to focus on mococo when fuwawa titties be bouncing so much

[Anonymous No.]

I've been here for 6 months?

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>>67770148
imagine having poor grammar

[Anonymous No.]

the announcement is merch

[Anonymous No.]

Spoiler The announcement is that they love us

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>>67770148
She literally creates grammar mistakes when reading things I've written

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>ANNOUNCEMENT
couldn't be merch

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>>67770205
rectangle bros it's our time

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>>67770205
Meds. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

6 month Advent announcement
I wonder what it's about

[Anonymous No.]

>if you're sleepy please go to sleep ok?
NO

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No, I will stay up the whole 40 hours for you both

[Anonymous No.]

Time to fail at getting ESR again

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>>67770205
Do they normally do merch for 6 months? It might be something else.

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you'll be there right wuffian~?

[Anonymous No.]

Another rectangle let's goooooooooo

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>intentionally pick the clique member who has a birthday today
tell me again it isn't rigged and they don't hate me specifically

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>>67770213
how new?

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>>67770057
Cause you are overthinking things. I just go to my office, prep a coffee, watch it before starting work.

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>>67770012

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they're gone...

[Anonymous No.]

74! 74 episodes without being ESR! 75 HERE WE COME!

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>>67770012
[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY]

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>>67770296
it isn't rigged and they don't hate (You) specifically

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>>67770296
I mean, it's cool that it happened.

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>>67770283
myth and council got 6 month anniversary merch

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>>67770025
It's fine, Fuwafarts are more than enough for two people

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>>67770330
ganbare ruffian....

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i miss them...

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>>67770296
how the fuck did you know their birthday

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>>67770330
You will be the most hated Extra Special Ruffian
or Extra Hated Ruffian, if you will.

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>>67770379
was it good? I don't remember at all

[Anonymous No.]

they love teasing us...

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>>67770379
Ah, well then the announcement is defiantly merch

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>>67770296
if it makes you feel any better, there's at least 3 clique members they specifically ignore

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>>67770432
watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

now what?

[Anonymous No.]

what now

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>>67770493
is that the dude that just sent the hbd beggar supa
did he even got one

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>>67770432
>how the fuck did you know their birthday
obsession, unironically.

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>>67770527
Homos…

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>>67770457
No the 6 month merch is always super low effort
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_council_anhalfyear

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https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1752008305009205381

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>>67770567
アクリルスタンド

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>>67770567
but we already got arcylic stand from debut merch and holo closet....

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6 months already huh?

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Did you have a nice morning, Ruffians? Are you awake yet? Do you have any plans for the rest of the day? Are you proud of Mococo for eating one(1) natto bean?

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>>67770652
I still think they really need to mix the natto first before eating it, it's easier to swallow that way
though maybe the stimulated smell would also kill mococo at the same time

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>>67770567
NTA, but well, at least it can't be acrylic stands because that's already their debut merch

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>>67770652
>Did you have a nice morning, Ruffians?
yes!
>Are you awake yet?
been awake for the past 2 hours but even more so now thanks to my wives!
>Do you have any plans for the rest of the day?
working on their birthday gift!
>Are you proud of Mococo for eating one(1) natto bean?
very!

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>>67770432
because I was forced to learn it because another clique member SC'd about it just last stream

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>>67770643
>>67770710
it can always be acyrlic stands, they got acrylic stands for new years.

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>>67770652
I never have plans outside of FuwaMoco streams.
I'm proud of my princess though

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>>67770567
No way it will be stands again, probably a shitty tshirt? Maybe... buttons?

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>>67770730
>he didn't shed everything about the superchatters post-stream

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ruffians how do i stop sweating so much? my armpits and crotch area really smell bad, especially in the morning

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>>67770730
imagine unironically remembering their names kek

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Did anyone saved the post about all the prep and steps to get the merch as soon as possible?

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>>67770823
mococo please

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I haven't watched FWMC Morning since episode 49 because I fell behind and don't watch to watch them out of order...

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>>67770567
Plushies are usually 1 year anniversary merch, right? Anyway, I'm more interested in what they got for their birthdays, I think at least a new cover wouldn't be too far-fetched.

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They're really hyping their birthdays, are they expecting a lot of money to come in?

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>>67770774
new outfit, new stands (of the default standing l2D position)
but they ran out of outfits now, so at least it won't be the default l2d standing pose

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>>67770774
It can't be stands because their debut merch was already stands for their default outfits

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>>67770900
yeah sure it's always about money

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>>67770900
>They're really hyping their birthdays,
cause it's an exciting event

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>>67770900
They are celebrating the miracle that is their existence on this beautiful planet of ours and their that they get to share it with us!

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>>67770823
Unless you got hyperhidrosis, diet changes, lighter clothing, and applying antiperspirant before bed is the best you could do.
t. sweatyanon

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>>67770900
I think they're hyping it up simply because they want ruffians and non-ruffians to all come in and watch them on their first Hololive birthdays. Any money that comes in during those streams is purely secondary to them.

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>>67770652
i'm hungover and it's really bright outside. i'm gonna nurse this, play mgs, and no i'm not proud i know my mocotyan can do better LETS GO MOCOCO YOU CAN DO IT

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>>67770823
just embrace being a sweaty, smelly ogre.

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>>67770900
>want to SC Mococo but would feel bad if I didn't SC Fuwawa
>also want to get the merch
the woes of poorfags

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>>67770652
Not too bad for the start of the day. Awake yes . Working til the evening but plan on throwing on VODs to catch up. Wanted to work on something and hopefully get the birthday singalong turned in.

Mococo did her best. Slow and steady wins the race.

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>>67770823
I sweated a bunch back when I had the flu last month
I had to sleep on top of a bath towel so it wouldn't get all over my bed

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>>67770932
It could be them in default outfits but a different post.

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>>67770823
get into a habit of showering before bed and putting on deodorant. wash your sheets often
t. another sweatyanon

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Something they missed from MGS2 is if you keep calling Otacon to save while on the Tanker, eventually Mei Ling will interrupt and scold Otacon for messing up all the proverbs

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>>67769549
Ok but there aren't a bunch of russians and super villains trying to kill me as I am doing my best to save the world

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>>67770900
you just saw them shill polka's birthday live. of course it's a big deal

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>>67771014
I'm just (hopefully) buying Fuwawa's limited merch and hoping I get enough money to get Mococo's normal set before the order period closes. If I miss out on Mococo's I'll feel bad for the rest of my life.

there's a part of me still coping with there being 1 set of merch

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>reposting a meme of those grifter faggot twins
FUCK OFF

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>>67770330
together we can be the most hated duo

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>>67771164
calm down you goober

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>>67771071
who the fuck would buy that...
or rather I hope Cover doesn't think that will actually sell a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>67770823
Stop getting drunk every night

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>>67771195
literally thousands of people

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>>67771102
Don't tell them that.
They'll hate that they missed out on it.

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>>67771164
They don't know, anon. It just looks like cute fanart to them

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>>67771195
I would because the generic A pose looked goofy

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>>67771195
More thousands of people would buy brand new merch instead of a safely skippable remix

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>>67771195
They have nip fans so their acrylics actually sell

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>>67771253
I'm cursing the artist not them.

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>>67771313
no reason to get so mad about it

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I wish the facial expressions on their acrylic stands wasn't just them lifelessly staring emotionless at you. It doesn't really reflect their personalities.
Could have at least been a smile

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>>67771164
cry more

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>>67771307
makes sense when the shipping isnt far more expensive than the product

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>>67771014
I might just skip sending a supah and buy the merch, I'm not sure which they get a larger cut from.

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>>67771450
it will always be from merch.
youtube and cover take a cut from SCs and if you're an idiot that sends them from an iphone then apple gets a cut too

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>>67771313
it's cringe, but ultimately harmless.

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I was informed that girls (even anime girls) love tall men with big hands. How do I work out to get bigger hands for Fuwamoco? Is there any hope for me?

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>>67771450
Get the merch, its more important. It opens the doors for other merch opportunities.

[Anonymous No.]

give puppies

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Oh yea, another reason they're really hyping up their birthdays is because they're probably hoping to get lots of subs during those days!
Any subs will help them towards their 1 mil goal.

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>>67771004
If money is secondary why are they doing two streams on two different days?

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>>67771559
don't mind if i do

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>>67771575
because tranny mane hates them

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>>67771559
I just got promoted

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>>67771014
Just send one during their countdown, unless you really want to shower Mococo with praise.
Reminder that this is one of thebrare times where Mococo will be reading the supas BY HERSELF.
Fuwawa got a lot of praise during her solo and had a lot of cute/flirty interactions. Mococo deserves praise too.

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>>67771559

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>>67771402
On NY Fuwawa it looks great because it looks like she's thinking about yobai'ing me

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>>67771450
Merch gives a bigger cut, obviously. If you can't do both, then just buy the merch. You won't get it until a year from now, though, so just be warned.

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>>67771616
>mococo unleashed and outta control and ovulating

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>>67771575
Because it was decided early on that they would have different day birthdays. They weren't expecting to be the highest earning EN

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>>67771575
Because their birthdays are on separate days.
The fuck are you even asking this for?

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>>67771559
Thank GOD those white bars are there to protect the advertisers from fuwawas butthole and vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67771575
You know how your birthday is your special day of the entire year? Well it turns out twins are actually two separate people

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1752015753644277985

[Anonymous No.]

Each birthday stream will last 6 hours because of supas...
Ojisan schedule when...

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>>67771857
Turn to dust already.

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I might skip giving Fuwawa an SC and just focus on Mococo instead.
I just need to find a way to be clever and coy in my SC so she'll actually read it and then get embarrassed.

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>>67771857
Ojisans that also sUfFeR fRoM fOmO like some zoomer retard are the lowest. Watch it or don't, you're both too old and not old enough for this behavior

[Anonymous No.]

What are you getting them for their birthday?

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>>67771807
I feel like it should be Birthdays, not Birthday

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>>67771955
>I might skip giving Fuwawa an SC and just focus on Mococo instead.
not like it doesn't go to them both anyways

[Anonymous No.]

It really fucking sucks having to wait an entire day to see both merch sets

[Anonymous No.]

>>67771807
I want to watch Mococo draw with her crayons and tell her she's a good girl

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>>67771963
why are you always a faggot when replying to people

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>>67771963
>UFRRMOO
Ruffians? Any guesses on what this code means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67771985
I know it will, the point is having Mococo read the SC specifically for her, that and the amount will be larger if I send only one than split the amount into 2.

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>>67772036
Ah sweet, I'm a schizo's tulpa now. Didn't even have to namefag or spam supas

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772063
fallguys lobby code

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>>67771972
Its a struggle that nips have to deal with constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

WAIT A MINNUTE GUYS
WHEN ARE THEY DOING PERO'S BIRTHDAY STREAM???
Surely they wouldn't forget to celebrate Pero's special day one of these days this year, right???

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>>67771963
My wives want me to be there, so I'll he there. I'll still complain about it, and you WILL read every single one of my complaints.

[Anonymous No.]

So the merch will be pretty much the same for both of them right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772161
Hey it's not my dignity suffering, go nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>67771857
i'm going to be tired as fuck from the countdown too
it's over for me

[Anonymous No.]

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>>67772126
pero's birthday on june

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772196
>anonymous website
>caring about dignity

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772240
my love

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772196
My account isn't tied to this place, so I have my dignity. You WILL read every last one of my complaint posts, and you WILL angrily reply to each one instead of watching their streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772250
tourist mindset

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772352
this is a funny post

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772352
nigga what? shut up

[Anonymous No.]

Its hard to imagine a grown man complaining as much as a 5yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772389
hey, that's rude to the 5yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772355
nah, look right above my post. only tourists think anonymity means acting like a retard is something to be proud of

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772422
lol

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>>67772447
>ebin zoomer meme
supporting my point

[Anonymous No.]

>>67772126
I don't think they've ever mentioned when Pero's birthday is or if he even has one.
Would be a good idea to send in a question and ask them about it one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

doggy pack post

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>>67772487
thanks Mococo I forgot to turn off the stove

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>>67772487